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William Tell Restaurant - All day breakfast 99 baht Dizzy Dolphin - Happy Hour between 3 and 7pm; buy three beers get one free; gin, vodka and rum mixed drinks only 55 baht (ad p 28) Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. Free Buffet Dinner, Monday to Friday 4 - 6pm. Leo Draft, glass 49 bt, English pint 69 bt, Jug 135bt or 3 litre Tower 399 bt. Leo Draft prices are all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. KomHom, Soi 102 Fun Quiz and Bingo every fortnight (ad p 2) Buffalo Tavern Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm (ad p 6) White Swan Pub & Restaurant Every Friday from 7pm Farang BBQ,Ribs,Steaks,Burgers,Buffet table, all you can eat, ONLY 99 baht, After dinner Pool competition, Parties of 6 or more please reserve table call 08958 76743. On the A4 Petchkasem Rd just before Pranburi Flyover Cheap Charlie Happy Hour 9am - 6pm, buy 2 get 1 free Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam Buy 2 get 1 FREE at any time, every day. Headrock First Friday every month - Pub Quiz; Mon - Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/selected spirits Dick’s Office Fridays - open darts 7.30pm (ad p 24) British style Sunday Roasts available at: Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 - (ad p4); Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam; Dick’s Office, Soi 80 (ad p 24); Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd (ad p 6) Christmas and New Year Parties and Events Jungle Juice Christmas Dinner 25th December from noon. Booking essential (see ad p10) If you are planning a Christmas or New Year party, let AWOL know about it so we can feature it for free in our Balloon Chasers section. Or contact us to get full exposure with an advert to suit your budget - just email sales@awolonline.net.

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• Hua Hin Bike Week, 3-4 December. At the “48 Rai” fairgrounds along the Canal Road. We’ve been promised good music, as well as a tattoo contest and a competition for the best custom motorcycle. And if that ain’t Art, we don’t know what is! • Holiday Festival at the “19 Rai” 5th - 14th December.. A 9 day festival of food, drink, and entertainment at the ‘fairgrounds‘ across from the Imperial Hotel on the beach between Sois 19 and 35, just to the north of the King’s palace. Festivities will begin on the King’s Birthday, Sunday 5 December, and continue through Tuesday 14 December, with free admission. Entertainment every night. • Chet Samien Arts Festival, running over seven weekends, 27 November until 9 January 2011. While not in Hua Hin, this promises to be an exceptional event and all the more notable for its location in a small community in Ratchaburi Province. Tambon Chet Samien is about a 2-hour drive from Hua Hin, straight up Route 4/Petkasem. It is also accessible by train. The festival program has a repeating schedule of tours, art exhibitions and sales, demonstrations, and performances, plus special featured events on each Saturday and Sunday evening. All events in the festival have free admission but donations are accepted. For more information, call (032) 397 668 and (081) 818 2542. • Hua Hin/Cha-Am Jam Sessions: Monday, Wednesday and Sunday! Monday at Ray’s Place Restaurant, Wednesday at Chez LouLou, Sundays at Baan Chang in Cha-Am. Fun starts at 8pm and wraps up about 11pm. See Venue Guide for locations. • Art Exhibition: ‘Thai Spiritual Image’ at Galerie Boonchuay. Now to 31st December. 11 artists from all regions of Thailand, each with contemporary interpretations of spiritual themes.

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• Annual ‘Preserve Hua Hin’ Concert, 11 December. This annual fund-raising concert at Hin Lek Fai will be held on Saturday 11 December. • Fringe Festival at Vic Hua Hin, JanuaryFebruary 2011. Khun Patravadi at Vic Hua Hin has announced that the 11th annual Fringe Festival will be held once again this year at Vic Hua Hin. Details will appear here once they are announced,

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• Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A wonderful place to spend an evening. • SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7:00 pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Recommended. • Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 • Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Something a little different.

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• Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 • Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@yahoo.co.uk • Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 • Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 • Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua Hin-Pala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th • Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@yahoo.com • Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. • Cicada Market Gallery Nongkae-Takiab Rd. • Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 • Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. • Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com • Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www.greenhuahin.com, email: info@greenhuahin.com • Happy Gallery 123/34 Soi Moobaan NongkaeTakiab Rd tel 032 513931, 086 167 4918 www. happygallery.org email: thai-art@happygallery.org • Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 • See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opposite Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 • Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com • Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com • Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com • World Gallery Petchkasem Rd.


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• Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing • Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun, expect a crowd. • Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant • Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm • Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht • Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. • Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. These guys are good. • Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. • Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. • Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. • Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists.

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Open 11am - 10pm (Closed Mondays) • 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. • Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. • Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. • Blue Angel Cabaret. Soi Sarakam off Soi Bintabaht. • Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel • Chez Lou Lou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. • Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. • Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. • El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 • Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com/ . • Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ • Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. • Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht • Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. • Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Hua Hin’s upscale men’s club. • Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www.livantohuahin.com • Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. • Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. • Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. • The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. • Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd.

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• Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www.restdetailhotel.com/ • Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasi-restaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. • Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. • Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. • Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. • TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. • Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail.com www.terrace90.com • The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com • The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@ cicadamarket.net • Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. • Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. • Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.


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Sell it fast, Rent it easily, Find it quickly The best place to buy and sell. Business cheap charlie bar and food for sale. In Soi Sarakam , 1.1 million baht or very near offer. Rent paid until Feb 2011, over 3 years left on lease and can renew later. Full working kitchen, staff room with bathroom, two TVs, UBC, pool table, all white goods and stock. Move in start trading, Call Jim 083 784 7455, or Ying 084 156 3592.

Employment Sunshine Bar opposite La Vallee resort after Elephant Village Hua Hin, General bar staff required, preference to those with waitress/cashier experience and those who can cook and speak English. Accommodation available for right person. This is a family bar NOT a girlie bar. Phone Arun 0852233620 Experienced Cook, Waiter/ Waitress wanted. For popular Thai/European restaurant on Soi 116. Waiter/Waitress must speak and write some English. Good salary plus tips and extras. Telephone 084 945 0827 (Thai) or 081 018 0558 (English). Cashier, waitress needed for Bobby’s Restaurant and Bar, on Soi 102, must speak some English, good wages plus tips. Need full or part-time, good place to work, not a girlie bar. Call Nam 089 985 7473 (Thai) or Bobby 087 155 7737 (English) 2 experienced cooks wanted for new thai/ english restaurant. Good salary and working conditions telephone 0851 900 113.

General Playstation 2 Original games from U.K. 30 playstaion original games (no Thai copies) all work perfectly with booklet and case. 200 baht each. contact juliankosmar@hotmail.com or Phone 087 408 9512 Looking for newer used furniture, in and outdoor. We are looking for new model twin beds, totalt 3 beds, sofa, dinning table with chairs. sunbeds and outdoor furniture, in rattan. No late models, If the price is right, we deal fast. please send photo and your best price, also include your phone number. we collect. email : tanumshedeimport@gmail.com secondhand furniture wanted so I can furnish a two bedroomed house; cash paid for the right items. Please contact Albert on 085 018 5123 - please note new phone number. Canon EOS 1000f N SLR camera for sale. Original Canon SLR camera for sale with two changeable lenses. 1 Sigma 70-210mm autofocus zoom lens. 1 Sigma 35-80mm autofocus zoom lens. Camera bag and a few lens add-ons. This is NOT a digital camera. Offers over 3000 bt. Paul 0861 604 261 APPLE I PHONE 3GS 32GB never been locked to any network so can put any sim in, never been used. Call 0890770512 , 20K

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Nikon CoolPix 35mm digital camera. Complete with case, charging stand, extra storage cards and mini tripod. Great camera for great photos. THB 5,000. khuncoke@hotmail.com or phone 085 2236022 Sony Bravia 26” LCD flatscreen. Great condition. THB 6,500. Contact khuncoke@hotmail.com Pioneer home entertainment system - used but very good. Bought originally in the EU. Not a cheap copy!! THB 6,000. khuncoke@hotmail.com

General - sports Golf Clubs full set american graphite copies of Big Bertha and original Big Bertha driver, new putter with bag, new glove, shoes size 10 Adidas, travel bag, 12,500 baht. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@ hotmail.com. Price THB 12,500 Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com multi sport aquaglide (6 left). 4.1 inflatable sailboat, windsurfer, kayak or towable for 2 or 3 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, now 10,000 baht. Urgent sale, leaving for Australia ASAP. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@hotmail.com Golf club set for sale. I have available a set of Ben Hogan forged GCD irons with regular steel shafts, Olyo Driver with regular shaft, 3wood and 5wood railers and 60 degree lob wedge. Includes a stand bag. This can be your set for 10,000 bt Tel Paul 0861 604 261 Lake View Golf Membership for sale with 13 years left available at 125,000bt inclusive of transfer fee It won’t last long, call now Tel Paul 0861 604261 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261 A selection of King Cobra woods for sale. A 10 degree L4V driver with carbon Diamana regular flex mid-low kick point. 6000bt. A 16 degree rescue club with carbon Fujikura Speeder Stiff shaft. 3500bt. A SS 3 wood with carbon Aldila regular flex mid kick point. 3000bt. All original clubs, no fakes Tel Paul 0861 604 261 Golf Membership at Lakeview. I am selling my golf membership which is good for another 13 years. Best offer! Transfer fee not included. Contact me at khuncoke@hotmail.com or Phone 085 223 6022

COMPLETE set of ORIGINAL golf clubs. Selling a set of R/H clubs: Callaway Big Bertha Fusion irons,Callaway X (3 wood, 58 & 60 degree lob wedges), Taylor Made (R7 425, 10.5 driver with new med/flex shaft & 5 wood) 2 putters (Ping/Odyssey), Golden Bear rescue, Wilson golf bag, Mizuno bag, shoe bag, tees, balls, travel bag etc.. THB 16,000. Contact khuncoke@hotmail.com or Phone 085 223 6022 SCUBA DIVING EQUIPMENT - Poseidon Jetstream 1st & 2nd stage valves, contents & depth gauges, all hoses, mask, gloves 10,000 baht. Contact BILL 083 315 9710 pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar.

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SUZUKI GSXR 1000 2003 model, goes well 22XXX kms, not ridden at all by me. Call 086 008 0571, Open to reasonable offers. Email hollyhop1@hotmail.com available now! off road 4 speed 125cc Fun bikes in two sizes. Priced at 29,999 and 32,999 baht respectively. Have a test ride at Go Kart Hua Hin - call 032 547 199 (office) or 081 817 3000 to arrange one or for more information. Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Electric blue Honda Steed with 16,000km for sale in good condition. Oil & water service every 2 months. New rear tyre & new clutch cable. 85,000bt without book or 100,000bt with the book. Tel Paul 0861 604261 2010 Yamaha Mio Ninja Ltd Edition. Black & red Yamaha Mio Ninja Limited Edition for sale with green book. 1400km on the clock, this 2010 model is in perfect condition. For Sale at 36,000bt. Tel. Paul 0861 604 261 Motorbike 4 rent daily-montly. We are located in the centre of Hua Hin and we are competitively priced, we have Fino’s, Scoopy’s, Gelato’s, Nouvo, Wave and Clicks all for rent 200 baht per day, 3000 baht per month. We can do a cheaper deal for long term, they are all in good condition, taxed & insured. hhmoto@gmail.com bikes for sale. Suzuki Steep 4 years old,15300 km. Runs really well and fast. Taxed/insured until 05/11. Green book. Honda Sonic 6 years old, 31500 km. Very fast, perfect, serviced regularly, Green book, taxed/ insured ‘till 08/’11. Yamaha Nouvo Elegance, 2008, 9600 km, black-red colour. Taxed/insured, Green book, perfect. Stallion Buddy semi-auto, 125cc, 2009. Runs very well. Only 2000km. As new. Taxed/insured. Green book. Ask for pics. 28000 baht. Yamaha Fino green/black colour 2010, only 850km, as new, taxed/insured, Green book, excellent! Ask for pics.40000 baht. hhmoto@gmail.com

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Property Newly Built 5 Bedroom House and Garage in Cha-Am, Phetchaburi. Built to the highest standards and using ‘A’ grade materials throughout. Close to Cha-Am Hospital on Khlong Thian Road. House was completed in September 2008. Very good insulation, Roof insulation, Aluminium windows and patio doors, Stainless steal gates and garden wall panels. 5 double bedrooms, all with shower/toilet rooms en suite. 6 Toilets, Lounge/Dining room, Western style Kitchen, Outside wash area, Ground floor toilet, Office, Hallway, Landing, Buddha room, Tank/Control room, Double Garage, Paved outside area/ driveway, Pagoda and garden area, Balcony and 2 terraces areas. 2 m high walled-in garden. Solar hot water system (free hot water) to all shower rooms and kitchen. 2 septic tanks for toilet system and septic soak away chamber. Mains water & electric, Telephone land line, Internet and Satellite system installed. Outside area controlled by PIR movement detector lighting security system. Total living area, 252 Sq/M Garage area, 39.2 Sq/M Land area (with Chanote title deeds) 102 Sq/Wha or 408 Sq/M House priced to sell for 9.6 M/baht Payable in Baht, Euro or UK Sterling equivalents. Contact details;- Email cdjeanne@hotmail. com and cdjeanne@gawab.com Mobile;- (English) 0066(0)896816576 (Thai) 0066-(0)850152280 Nice 56sqm apartment 1 bedroom for sale in Hua Hin. 500m from the beach and 5 min from town. Only 2 years old. Fully furnished: kitchen, living room, 1 separate bedroom, bathroom, terrace, TV, air con., many cupboards. Located in superb complex with big swimming pool 25X10, fitness, restaurant, pool house, private parking, 24hr security, garden, laundry.. Asking price : 2.9m baht and another similar for 2.5m baht.For further info/photos please contact email philippe.rooman@gmail. com or tel. 080 659 6395

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Ball In Hand Brunswick Hua Hin & Khao Takiab Ladies League Results Week 8 29th November 2010 Bob and Nok’s 7 - 5 Thaiwaii Bobbys Bangers 8 - 4 Talk / Town Dara Bar 4 - 8 Sunset Boulevard Garden Bar 2 8 - 4 Railway Tavern The Lord Webb 10 - 2 Kom Hom League Table Team Garden 2 Bob & Nok’s Talk / Town Thaiwaii Railway T Kom Hom Lord Webb Bobbys Bs Sunset B’d Dara Bar

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Pool Leagues Hua Hin Pool Billiard League Results Matchday 15 26th November 2010 Dick’s Office B 3 - 5 Sunset B’d Eagle B 5 - 3 Return Bar JW Red 2 - 6 Oasis Lucky Shot B 7 - 1 Curly’s Bar Play Sports Lounge 6 - 2 JW Black Sugar Cane 2 - 6 Eagle A Talk Of The Town 5 - 3 Dick’s A Thaiwaii Bar 4 - 4 Lucky Shot A League Table Team Eagle A Oasis Eagle B Lucky Sh A Play Sports Sugar Cane Sunset B’d Talk / Town JW Black JW Red Lucky Sh B Thaiwaii Curly’s Bar Return Bar Dick’s B Dick’s A

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This Week’s Fixtures Matchday 16 3rd December 2010 Next Week’s Fixtures Dick’s Office B v JW Black Week 9 6th December 2010 Eagle B v Eagle A Railway Tavern v Kom Hom JW Red v Dick’s Office A Sunset Boulevard v Garden Bar 2 Lucky Shot A v Lucky Shot B Talk of the Town v Dara Bar Return Bar v Play Sports Lounge Thaiwaii v Bobbys Bangers Sugar Cane v Oasis The Lord Webb v Bob and Nok’s Talk Of The Town v Curly’s Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Sunset Boulevard Mr Dan’s Hua Hin Leagues New season Next Week’s Fixtures After consultation with interested Matchday 17 10th December teams, the new season has now 2010 been slated to begin at the start Curly’s Bar v Dick’s Office A of January. Dick’s Office B v Lucky Shot A If you are interested in joining a Eagle B v JW Black Monday 9-ball or a Wednesday JW Red v Eagle A 8-ball league, please contact Dan Lucky Shot B v Thaiwaii Bar at Mr Dans on 085 060 4527. Play Sports v Sunset Boulevard Sugar Cane v Return Bar Talk Of The Town v Oasis 24

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Ball In Hand Hua Hin Pool League Results Week 8 1st December 2010 Dick’s Office 4 - 8 Talk of the Town Eagle Bar 7 - 5 The Lord Webb Garden Bar 2 6 - 6 Thaiwaii Oasis Bar 9 - 3 Sunset Boulevard White Swan 5 - 7 Play Sports League Table Team Eagle Bar Oasis Bar Play Sports Talk / Town Lord Webb Garden 2 Sunset B’d Thaiwaii Dicks Office White Swan

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Next Fixtures Week 9 8th December 2010 Sunset Boulevard v Play Sports Talk of the Town v Oasis Bar Thaiwaii v Dick’s Office The Lord Webb v Garden Bar 2 The White Swan v Eagle Bar Khao Takiab & Hua Hin Fun Pool League Results Week 9 1st December 2010 Beach Hut v Beer O’Clock Club n/a Dara Bar v CAT House n/a Dizzy Dolphin 15 - 3 Bobby’s Bar Railway Tavern 9 - 9 Bob & Noks

brought to you by Lucky Shot Bar Hua Hin Social Pool League Results Week 9 1st December 2010 Green Division Blue Division Billy’s Babes 12 - 7 Lazy Daze A JW Black 10 - 9 Billys Int/l Butterfly 7 - 12 Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A 10 - 9 U-Turn King Bar Ladies v King Men n/a PP 11 - 8 JW Red Lazy Daze B v London Bar n/a Red Bar 9 - 10 Headrock Limelight 7 - 12 TNT Bar Sabai 8 - 11 Mai Tai Blue Division League Table

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Team PP JW Red Jungle Juice A Mai Tai Headrock JW Black U-Turn Red Bar Sabai Billys

Team Jungle Juice B TNT Bar Int/l Butterfly Lazy Daze A King Bar Men Limelight Billy’s Babes London Bar Lazy Daze B King Ladies

P W L +/9 8 1 45 9 8 1 39 9 7 2 21 9 6 3 -5 9 5 4 1 9 4 5 -13 9 3 6 -13 9 2 7 -3 9 2 7 -29 9 0 9 -43

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Pts 18 12 12 10 8 8 6 4 2 0

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 10 8th December 2010 Green Division Blue Division Billy’s Babes v TNT Bar Jungle Juice A v Headrock Int/l Butterfly Bar v London Bar JW Black v Sabai King Bar Men v Lazy Daze A Mai Tai v JW Red Lazy Daze B v King Bar Ladies PP v U-Turn Limelight v Jungle Juice B Red Bar v Billys League Table Team Beer O’Clck Dara Bar Bob & Noks Beach Hut Bobby’s Bar Railway T Dizzy Dolp CAT House

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Next Week’s Fixtures Week 10 8th December 2010 Beer O’Clock Club v Dizzy Dolphin Bob & Noks v Dara Bar Bobby’s Bar v Beach Hut Bar CAT House v Railway Tavern

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Results 30/11/2010 Cup Quarter Finals CAT A 2 - 10 Scandic Bar A CAT House 10 - 8 Kom H Ladies

Jungle Juice 10 - 9 Lazy Daze Lucky Shot v Scandic Bar C n/a

Division 1 League Table

Division 2 League Table

Team Scandic A Jungl Juice JW Red Paradise CAT A JW Black Lazy Daze Thaiwaii Lucky Shot CAT House

Team Sabai Bar Scandic C Scandic B Kom Hom Dick’s B Dick’s A Play Sports K H Ladies Jaew Bar CAT Jiggap

P 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12

W 11 8 8 7 7 6 3 3 2 2

D 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 1 0

L 1 3 4 5 5 6 7 7 9 10

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Fixtures 7/12/2010 Division 1 CAT A v Thaiwaii JW Red v Lucky Shot Lazy Daze v Jungle Juice Paradise v JW Black Scandic Bar A v CAT House

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W 8 8 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 0

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Division 2 Dick’s Office B v Kom Hom Ladies Kom Hom v CAT Jiggapik Play Sports v Scandic Bar C Sabai Bar 13 - 5 Jaew Bar Scandic Bar B v Dick’s Office A

Results: 30th November - Palm Hills. Texas Scramble 4 person team 14 teams entered. 1st Jim Lynch. James Barber. David Buchan. Bob Deasey 65 - 8 = 57 nett. 2nd Simon Rouse. Robert Laminit. Geoff Mitchell. Winfried Lauenstein. 65 - 6 = 59 nett. 3rd Joe Sims. Russell Beard. Adrian Salt. Laurence Garrett. 62 - 2.4 = 59.6 nett. Near pin No. 8 Ally Dunne, No. 11 Adrian Salt. 26th November - Black Mountain. H.H.G.S. Strokeplay Championship. 1st rd. 43 entrants. Gross scores: 1st Ulf Sparvman 72. 2nd John Walker 75. 3rd Tim Dixon 81. 4th Tom Duzanica 82. 5th Pekka Hogman 82. 6th Al Achermann 84. Nett scores: 1st Ulf Sparvman 2hcp 70 . 2nd Arnold Ruijs 17hcp 71 . 3rd William Porter 12hcp 72 . 4th John Walker 2hcp 73. 5th Al Achermann 11hcp 73 . 6th Tim Dixon 8hcp 73 . Near pin No 3 Albert Quick. No. 11 Rene Bernard. << HOLE IN ONE >> Next week’s fixtures: Tue 7th Kaengkrachan Stableford Fri 10th Lake View A/B Stableford

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Results: December 1st Lake View CD - 3 man Texas scramble 10 teams entered 1st - J Pritlove / A Rawson / J Fridberg - nett 59 2nd - P Williams / F Broadby / Deb Rawlings - nett 62, 3rd - C Miller / M Knight / F Kroll - net 63 29th November Lake View AB - stableford format 24 players entered 1st - Mike Ford (15) - 39pts, 2nd - Frank Broadby (15) - 37pts, 3rd - Paul Williams (2) - 36pts 26th November Lake View AB - stableford format 21 players entered 1st - Paul Sandle (G)(14) - 38pts, 2nd - Peter Tucker (8) - 36pts, 3rd - David Baker (7) - 35pts November 26th Palm Hills - stableford format 9 players entered Front - Ken Thomson - 20pts Back - Jim Lynch - 16pts Overall - Jim Lynch - 34pts Forthcoming Fixtures Mon Dec 6th Medal & Skins at Lake View AB from 9.30am GREG DICKINSON FUNERAL AT 4PM SO EARLY START (see front page story) Wed Dec 8th 3 Tee 2 man Betterball at Palm Hills from 10am Friday Dec 10th - Palm Hills


Premier League Table Team P GD Pts 1 Man Utd 15 19 31 2 Chelsea 15 19 29 3 Arsenal 15 15 29 4 Man City 15 8 26 5 Tottenham 15 3 25 6 Bolton 15 6 23 7 Sunderland 15 1 20 8 Stoke 15 0 20 9 Newcastle 15 1 19 10 Liverpool 15 -2 19 11 Blackpool 15 -6 19 12 West Brom 15 -6 19 13 Blackburn 15 -7 18 14 Birmingham 15 -2 17 15 Aston Villa 15 -7 17 16 Everton 15 -2 16 17 Fulham 15 -3 15 18 Wigan 15 -15 14 19 Wolverhampton 15 -10 12 20 West Ham 15 -12 12

Fantasy League & I Know The Score AWOL Challenge Top 10 Team TW Tot 1 Event Horizon FC 48 778 2 Beeblebrox 36 765 3 Mr ChaAming 48 754 4 Tahitian Queen 51 753 5 Sorco United 48 746 6 Pride Of Africa 45 746 7 play it again 36 734 8 mongkolmuppets 50 733 9 Waslington Rovers 37 731 10 Hua Hin United 62 727

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Fixtures and Predictions (all times Thailand) Saturday, 4 December 2010 Arsenal v Fulham, 22:00 Fulham could be plunged into the bottom 3 even with a draw here, and we think they will be despatched fairly easily here by the Gunners. Birmingham v Spurs, 22:00 A decent draw for the Blues last week and a great win for Spurs; this will be tight but we can see the away side squeaking it. Blackburn v Wolves, 22:00 Blackburn’s reaction to the pasting they got last week will be interesting, while Wolves gained a vital win. This looks like a probable draw. Chelsea v Everton, 22:00 We think this is likely to be a tense affair as both teams try to recover from a slump in form. Very tight and a shock away win. Man City v Bolton, 22:00 Both of these teams suffered disappointing draws last week but this should be quite a game with lots of goals. City to edge it. Wigan v Stoke, 22:00 Wigan were poor last week and Stoke will see this as a chance of some points. Martinez will demand better though and we predict a draw.

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london, england THE Premier League has seen its biggest weekend of epic, 110 percent giving since Sky Sports invented football. Every team managed to score at least one empty, windswept cliché, with Manchester United’s Dimitar Berbatov racking up five pages of tabloid alliteration. He becomes the first top flight striker to grab such a haul of overly-effusive folderol since Alan Shearer did something that everyone has forgotten about in 1999. Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: “The sheer volume of commentators saying it’s the greatest league in the world shows that it’s the greatest league in the world for hearing how it’s the greatest league in the world. While the Spanish press may have more technically-gifted sports journalism you cannot beat the English league’s coverage for sheer excitement. Assuming you’re also fond of devastatingly poor sentence construction.” Meanwhile more than 90% of managers described various things as ‘epic’, while the alleged

Wenger (above) struggles to come up with new superlatives magnificence of their players was up 262% from this time last year. Arsene Wenger topped the league by describing Arsenal’s 4-2 win over Aston Villa as ‘the encapsulation of 10,000 years of civilisation and the shining moment that, when the universe finally fizzles into cold oblivion, will mark out humanity’s existence’.

But Wolves boss Mick McMarthy is likely to face an FA investigation for bringing the game into repute after describing his side’s lastminute winner against Sunderland as merely ‘smashing’. The weekend’s perspective-free balderdash was rounded off by the FA Cup third-round draw, which saw dozens of relativelyimpoverished teams given the opportunity to not win the trophy by beating fourth-string versions of teams that couldn’t give a tinker’s tuppence if the trophy was melted down and turned into a statue of Wayne Rooney blowing his muck up a strumpet. The midweek Carling Cup clashes have added to the almost mystical air surrounding British football currently, as Toad of Toad Hall led ‘basement battlers’ West Ham to a startling win over ‘table toppers’ Manchester United, as Jon Spector confused both teams by playing well, and team mate Carlton Cole scored twice for the first time in his career. Sir Alex Ferguson has apparently imploded and become a new black hole.

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