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Volume 47 - No. 36

September 14, 2017

By Friedrich Gomez

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” is one of the most wellknown lines in all of literature, penned by England’s greatest Victorian novelist, Charles Dickens. What is not wellknown is that Charles Dickens, the brilliant author who gave the world “A Tale of Two Cities” and “Great Expectations,” and the timeless classic, “A Christmas Carol” was, well . . . a professional magician. And a damned good one, according to contemporary sources at the time.

Billed as “The Unparalleled Necromancer,” Charles Dickens, under the exotic stage name of Rhia Rhama Rhoos, traveled to a coastal resort on the Isle of Wight and magically made simple playing cards suddenly explode into flames for captivated audiences. On another occasion, the mysterious Charles Dickens (again traveling incognito as Rhia Rhama Rhoos) stunned crowds by borrowing a woman’s watch, placing it into a small wooden box – then magically transported it into the middle of a loaf of bread! Not long after publishing his famous “The Pickwick Papers” in 1837, Charles Dickens’ mysterious alter-ego would again manifest as a most highlyskilled magician. Some said the best they had ever seen. The genius of Charles Dickens was like a Gatling gun, not only firing literary pearls like “Great Expectations” and “Oliver Twist” but also scoring a bull’s eye in the wizarding world. Simply put, he was the most under-rated professional magician of his time. A most shocking revelation for many Charles Dickens fans, today.

Traveling under his pseudonym, Rhia Rhama Rhoos, the great literary genius once left his audience spellbound when he magically cooked a steaming hot plum pudding in a borrowed gentleman’s top hat! Famous contemporary, Jayne Carlyle (wife of famous Scottish philosopher and historian, Thomas Carlyle) gushed over seeing a performance by magician, Charles Dickens: “Only think of it, that excellent Dickens playing the conjuror for one whole hour – the best conjuror I ever saw – and I have paid money to see several!” (In a December 1843 letter to Jayne Carlyle’s cousin.)

Magic seems to have a universal appeal and it’s no secret that countless kids had a magic set at one time or another in their growing-up-years. It was a simple passing phase many of us went through, moments reminiscent of boys fantasizing over being a super hero, or girls singing into a hairbrush at slumber parties and doing their most glamourous impressions of Lady Gaga. However, these lofty aspirations are a

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rite-of-passage, brief moments of transient childhood, not something that would full-blossom in our more earnest, adult years. Heaven forbid if you were to walk into your boss’ office, unannounced, only to see him in Superman tights, arms on hips, staring dramatically out of his high-office window, eyes focused somewhere beyond the horizon.

Yet, as with Charles Dickens, the magic bug sometimes bites a child and the mark stays on through the ensuing years, refusing to evaporate, and thus magic shapes the adult-to-come.

It happened to Johnny Carson.

It’s no secret that television’s most famous talk show host, Johnny Carson, performed as “The Great Carsoni” when he was a small Nebraska boy, knee-high to a grasshopper. (Johnny was born in Iowa, but his parents

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moved to Norfolk, Nebraska when he was only 8.)

Carson’s first paying gig as a professional magician was at the local Kiwanis Club at Norfolk, Nebraska where he was paid the handsome fee of $3 a show. That translates to about $52 in today’s 2017 currency and is not bad wages for a 14-year-old, postDepression-era teenager.

Unlike most boys, Carson was not just temporarily smitten by the conjuring arts during his boyhood years. Far from it. His love-affair with magic would stay-on during his entire adulthood, even unto the grave. During his late-night reign on The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson often tickled the audience with on-camera feats of sleight-of-hand. Once, after making a coin vanish for a little boy on the set of The Tonight Show, the

stunned child asked in disbelief: “How . . . can I make money disappear too?”

Johnny’s unscripted reply to the little boy: “Get married!”

But even when Johnny sat as host of NBC’s Tonight Show, he also sat as an illustrious member of the Board of Directors at the world-famous Magic Castle, a private members-only elegant restaurant and posh nightclub – complete with secret panels and magical doorways where guests disappear through, and amidst ghostly happenings which take place nightly in underground areas like the Haunted Wine Cellar beneath the mysterious Victorian-style Magic Castle edifice.

Like the mysterious Sphinx in ancient Egyptian mythology, the Magic Castle still sits today, nestled up in the famed Hollywood Hills. It was there, at the private, upscale

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Magic Castle, where Johnny Carson dined with many of the world’s greatest showbiz legends, such as the great Orson Welles, and others. Like Johnny Carson, the immortal stage and film actor, Orson Welles, was a most reputable high-arts magician, as well. Welles performed special magic-illusion shows for the U. S. military troops during World War II. His stage assistants were none other than movie stars Joseph Cotton and the stunning Rita Hayworth. It remains a rarity that a movie star, political VIP or any such worldly figure is an actual bona fide magician. As such, many notables fail to recognize and pay proper respects to the rich traditions and bylaws which magicians hold most dear. For example, a most embarrassing incident occurred at the Magic Castle with equally-embarrassing repercussions which quickly spread throughout the Hollywood community. Here is what happened.

The Magic Castle has a strict dress code: coat and tie for men, evening apparel for women. This dress code is stringently enforced, regardless of the status of any visitor, be they celebrity, royalty, or President of the United States. When then-President Ronald Reagan visited the Magic Castle, he – as well as his seven Secret Service men – were all appropriately dressed. The President and Mrs. Reagan attended the Magic Castle’s spectacular Houdini Séance. All went well and a most incredible – albeit spooky – evening

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy!

OCEANOGRAPHY ACCORDING TO KIDS

1- This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 )

2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

6) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow

was enjoyed by all.

However, this same respect for Castle rules did not occur with Johnny Carson’s younger brother, Dick Carson, who was producer-director of The Tonight Show at the time. Here are the sordid details.

Magic Castle proprietor, Milt Larsen, personally told me of one high-profile occasion where the criterion for attire was challenged. Johnny’s younger brother, Dick Carson, once showed up at the celebrated Castle foyer, by himself, but without a tie. Anticipating such scenarios, the Castle keeps a handy supply of ties for guests who may have forgotten to put one on. The front-desk host offered Dick Carson a complimentary tie for the evening – but he flatly refused to wear it. Dick was reminded of protocol: No tie, no entrance. In turn, Dick reminded the hostess who he was, implying that he was above such rules. The situation escalated as both sides remained steadfast.

Unable to reach a resolution, the hostess called upstairs to speak with Castle owner, Milt Larsen. Informed of the stalemate in the downstairs lobby, Milt placed a call to Johnny Carson and asked him to make a ‘judgment call,’ regarding his brother, Dick. An honorable member of the Castle, himself, Johnny Carson’s magician’s blood boiled over and he shouted: “Put my goddamned brother on the phone!” Milt proceeded to tell me that, “Johnny apparently read his brother the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

7) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6) 8) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

9) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 10) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

11) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat butt. (Julie, age 7)

12) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

13) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

the Riot Act, and that was that.” Dick Carson put on the tie.

No one outside of a straitjacket would have dared disparage the honor and traditions of magic in front of the King of Late Night Talk Show, Johnny Carson. But even magician, Johnny Carson, was struck powerless in producing the one guest he forever dreamed of having on his Tonight Show set: the legendary movie star, Cary Grant. Throughout the years as host of The Tonight Show, Carson often said his number-one fantasy guest would be – without question – Cary Grant. (Johnny Carson was often in the company of Cary Grant but was unable to get him to appear as a Tonight Show guest.) Sadly, this Carson dream-guest never materialized, despite Johnny’s constant urgings and pleas to the Hollywood icon, Cary Grant. Ironically, Hollywood’s greatest and most famous movie star at the time, Cary Grant was also a professionallevel stage magician and -- as did Johnny – Grant also served on the Board of Directors at the Magic Castle. What Johnny Carson and the moversand-shakers of world entertainment were unable to do -- the Magic Castle could, and did. That is, Cary Grant not only appeared regularly at the Magic Castle, but he occasionally performed his magic act there, under the showbiz moniker, “The Great Carini.” Unsuccessfully woo’d for years as a Tonight Show guest, Cary Grant easily acquiesced as a performing magician at the elegant Palace of Mystery showroom inside the Magic Castle, but, never outside those hallowed halls.

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate, private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be 'outof-bounds' for all males."

"Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a Marine from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired, "How much for a season pass?" God bless the Marine Corps

Words of Wisdom from Famous Folks

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand Having more money doesn't make you

No amount of money from outside sources could entice Grant to perform his unique magical talents for general public consumption. Johnny Carson was left with his last best hope -- to sit in the Magic Castle audience and watch his favorite movie-star idol, Cary Grant, perform what they both passionately shared since boyhood: an undying love for the magical craft. Fellow Nebraskan and former television personality, Dick Cavett, first met an unknown Johnny Carson through magic. Both were practicing wizards when their paths first crossed in 1952 when Carson performed his magic act at a Church function in Lincoln, Nebraska. Though 11 years younger than Johnny Carson at the time, the 16year-old Cavett could more than hold his own in the magic arena. In 1952, the same year they both met, the much younger Cavett would attend the International Brotherhood of Magicians convention in St. Louis where he won the top trophy for “Best New Performer In Magic.”

Throughout the respective lifetimes of Johnny Carson and Dick Cavett, both men remained dyed-in-the-wool practitioners of legerdemain (sleight of hand). Their passion for magic never subsided but only increased with the years. True magicians, to the core. Famous comedian, Steve Martin, remains to this very day a top-drawer professional magician. Martin became a magician in early boyhood, then blossomed into the professional ranks, eventually working as a magic demonstrator at Disneyland’s Main Street

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happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden

In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~ Jonathan Katz If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead ~ Johnny Carson I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. ~ Warren Tantum

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Steve Martin Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Jimmy Durante The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Jonathan Winters I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

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Social Butterfly

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Pacific Belles Chorus Hosts OPEN SING - Do you enjoy singing and miss being a part of a singing group? The Pacific Belles Chorus invites all women with an interest in singing to visit our rehearsals every Monday night September through November, 7pm, at Trinity Episcopal Church, 845 Chestnut St., Escondido. During the 2017 OPEN SING, women of any ages are encouraged to practice with the Chorus and learn about a cappella 4-part harmony. Open Sing participants can perform with the Chorus at the December 2nd holiday show. We Love New Singers! For more information, call Penny at 760.599.4717 or Neva at 760.439.8639. Also visit our website at www.pacificbelleschorus.org. The Vision for Education Auction is Open – The Insight Vision Center has opened their 12th annual Vision for Education Auction and you can bid on any

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Magic Shop at Anaheim, California, during the late 50s and early 60s.

Even though Steve Martin has become wildly famous as a comedy movie actor, he has never strayed far from his hocus-pocus roots. In 1992 he returned to perform his classic magic comedy act, “The Great Flydini” on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show.

For the future, Steve Martin’s new Disney movie, “Magic Camp” is slated for a April 6, 2018 release date. The movie is based on the real-life camp for “rookie magicians,” which is sponsored annually by Tannen’s Magic, Inc. in New York City. Inspired by actual fact, the movie version of Tannen’s real Magic Camp is reminiscent of Harry Potter’s early training at Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

As a young boy, Steve Martin actually did attend Magic Camp, sponsored by Tannen’s Magic Co. in New York City and held at Bryn Mawr College, Philadelphia. In fact, Steve Martin and David Copperfield are illustrious Magic Camp alumni.

Tannen’s next Magic Camp takes place from July 14-21, 2018 and are accepting applications now for neophyte wizards. As many as 130 students arrive annually from all over the world so, if interested, you better act now by visiting their website: www.tannensmagiccamp.com/

Aside from Steve Martin, there remains a lengthy list of many other famous individuals who actually

or all of the items. The goal this year is to raise $5,000 to support low-income children with full optometric care including comprehensive eye examinations, glasses, and a program of weekly LifeChanging Vision Therapy. This is an exciting and fun way to help children, and at the same time have a chance to win cool items. Your support is needed. New Items will be added throughout the auction so do check back frequently. Register your name now so you will be able to view all auction items and new ones that are added. In addition, you can donate an item(s); get email updates, donate cash, and refer friends, or be a sponsor. Contact insightvision@biddingforgood.org or 858.759.4431 to take advantage of promotional opportunities for your business or to pledge your individual support. Visit the website at http://insightvision.org/.

Escondido American Legion Post 149 Auxiliary’s Girls State Delegates - On Sunday, May 21, the American Legion Auxiliary District 22, Unit 731, hosted the San Diego County Girls State Tea to honor delegates chosen to attend Girls State that was held June 26 - July 2 at Claremont McKenna College in Claremont, California. Boys also attend Boys’ State each year. This year over 500 girls from California were selected to attend the Girls State Program where they learned specifics on the workings of government, write a piece of legislation, run and campaign for a state office while forming lasting friendships and learning what it means to be a responsible citizen. On September 15, parents have been invited to attend a joint Boys & Girls Recognition Dinner to be held at the American Legion Post 149, 230 E. Park Avenue, Escondido. Auxiliary representatives and delegates chosen to represent the Escondido American Legion Post 149 Auxiliary from left are Carol Halvorson, Chairwoman for Girls State, Averi Fetrow (Escondido Charter High); Guadalupe Madera (Valley Center High); Taylor Cooney (San Pasqual High); Daria Bonds (Escondido High); Lizbeth Flores (Orange Glen High); and Cathy Wathen-Watt, Auxiliary President. Not pictured is Lilly Dunn, Orange Glen, attended in place of Lizbeth Flores who was unable

became highly-skillful conjurers, an art form which followed them well into their adult life. Television and motion picture actor, Neil Patrick Harris, former star of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” and “How I Met Your Wife,” is a top-drawer magician today and has been appointed President of the Board of Directors at Hollywood’s Magic Castle. Popular actor, Harry Anderson of television’s “Night Court” series, started out as a professional magician and still practices it today. Anderson first became interested in magic as a little boy in Chicago. His father would take him to The Pump Room, the famous restaurant downstairs at the Ambassador East Hotel. There, as a small boy, Harry Anderson would watch the “wise guys” (organized crime figures) playing poker and observe notorious card-sharks demonstrating sleight-of-hand techniques and a variety of devious magic tricks with a normal pack of cards; a talent they used to hustle unsuspecting victims at the card tables.

Today, the 64-year-old native of Rhode Island, famed actor Harry Anderson has toured extensively performing comedy magic shows.

The identifies of some famous actors, singers, dancers, etc., who are also talented magicians, may come as an unexpected shock to you. The names are a glittering array of Hollywood’s finest ensemble: Woody Allen, Jerry Lewis, Dick Van Dyke, Andy Griffith, Bob Barker, Arsenio Hall, Jackie Gleason, Fred Astaire Milton Berle, Jimmy Stewart, Barbara Stanwyck, John Denver, Tony Curtis, and many more, too lengthy to list here. Let’s test your knowledge with a mul-

to attend due to her schedule.

DAR was Presented a Proclamation for Constitution Week - Alida Woodward, Regent, Santa Margarita Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR), was presented a proclamation for Constitution Week by Deputy Mayor, Chuck Lowery, at a recent City of Oceanside Council meeting.

l-r: Diana Cook, Linda Ramos, Wanda Prosser, Charla Boodry, Alida Woodward, Deputy Mayor Chuck Lowery The chapter asks for such a proclamation annually to honor and celebrate the United

tiple-choice quiz and see how you do. Don’t worry about your score, just have fun with it. As previously stated, these “secret magicians” have, for the most part, remained under the radar of public awareness. Until now.

Let’s begin our fun secret-magician’s quiz. Which famous person below became a highly-accomplished adult magician? Take your best guess. A. U. S. President Ronald Reagan B. Astronaut John Glenn C. Gulf War Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. D. The Reverend, Dr. Martin Luther King

Well, this is a tricky one (pun intended), but if you selected “C” above, General Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. well you get to go to the head of the class. The United States Army general, Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. (1934-2012) who served brilliantly as commander of our coalition forces in the Persian Gulf War was not just a casual magician – but a highly accomplished one. Schwarzkopf was a conjurer of the first-order, skillful enough to officially become an active member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians (IBM), the world’s largest magic fraternity today.

New York’s legendary magician, Al Cohen, signed (as co-sponsor) the application of Herbert Norman Schwarzkopf (then a U. S. Army colonel at the time) for membership into the International Brotherhood of Magicians. (All applying members must have a magician-sponsor of good standing in the I.B.M.)

It must be emphasized here that the

States Constitution. Chapter members joined Woodward for the presentation. Constitution Week, September 17-23, was enacted as Public Law 915 as a result of a resolution from the National Society Daughters of the American Revolution to the U.S. Congress in 1955; a resolution was adopted by Congress in 1956, and Public Law 915 was signed by President Dwight D. Eisenhower. The aim of Constitution Week is to encourage every American to protect and defend the Constitution, the basis for America’s great heritage and the foundation for our way of life. Join citizens across the country as we ring bells at 1pm on September 17 to celebrate this 230th year of this amazing document, North County Republican Coalition to Meet on 9/18 - On Monday, September 18th, please join the North County Republican Coalition (NCRC) to hear two local Republican activists speak about current programs and 2018 election issues in North County. John Buell, 76th Assembly District Republican Caucus Chair, and Roarke Shanley, CA GOP Field Representative for Coastal North County. John Buell’s presentation will focus on the 2018 elections in the 76th AD, identifying the critical seats where campaign efforts should be focused. John was elected to the San Diego Republican Central Committee in 2016 for a 4-year term. Roarke Shanley will give an update on the operations of our new North County CA GOP headquarters, located at 630 Alta Vista Dr. Suite 202, in Vista. The office is now open Monday through Saturday, 1pm-8pm. Volunteers, under Roarke’s management, are currently involved in phone banking operations. Roarke will also give an update on the CA GOP response and efforts regarding the newly passed Gas Tax. The NCRC promotes local Republican candidates and conservative

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celebrated Schwarzkopf was far, far more than just being a dues-paying member. Schwarzkopf was a practitioner and he diligently studied theory and principles of magic through the official I.B.M magic magazine called The Linking Ring, which he received each and every month. The 160-page monthly journal of magic was his catnip.

Magicians have often been called the “scientists of show business,” and for good reason. After all, magic deals with principles of psychology and the science of misdirection and the art of deception and no one knew this better than Schwarzkopf. As in everything he put his keen, analytical mind to, General Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. excelled in the magical arts throughout his adult life. So much so, that the brilliant U. S. Army general even employed his magician’s “principles of deception” into his warfare strategy. To historic success.

“Stormin’ Norman,” as he was nicknamed during the Persian Gulf War (also “The Bear”), studied “The Art of War,” written by the ancient Chinese general, military strategist, and philosopher named Sun Tzu (544 BC – 496 BC). The Art of War is widely considered a stroke of genius in military strategy, tactics and deception. During the Gulf War in the 1990s, both Generals Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. and Colin Powell employed principles from Sun Tzu which, “related to deception, speed, and striking one’s enemy’s weak points.” Though not a magic book but, rather, a

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Local News

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Fatal Motorcycle Accident Escondido

On Saturday, September 9, at about 10:50 AM officers from the Escondido Police Department were dispatched to Bear Valley Parkway at the south entrance to Kit Carson Park regarding a vehicle versus motorcycle accident. EPD officers and Escondido Fire paramedics arrived on scene minutes later. Based on witness statements and physical evidence at the scene, the following occurred. The motorcyclist, a 54 year old male resident of Escondido, was traveling south on Bear Valley Parkway. Meanwhile, a 32 year old male resident of Escondido was attempting a left turn from north bound Bear Valley Parkway into the south entrance of Kit Carson Park when the collision occurred. The motorcyclist was transported to Palomar Medical Center with life-threatening injuries. The driver of the other vehicle was not injured. Alcohol or drugs are not a factor in this collision. The traffic investigation is ongoing and is being conducted

Man About Town

It happens that one of my relatives was a pioneer in Alaska . . . specifically, near the town at the foot of Denali, Talkeetna.

Talkeetna is the jump off point for those who wish to climb Mt. Denali. It also serves as an airstrip where people, including us, charter aircraft to fly around the summit of Denali and try to spot the Grizzlies (both of which we did).

One of my great (Norwegian) uncles helped settle Talkeetna. What amazed me is that his homestead was about 10 miles outside of town . . . and he walked to and from town. That in itself is a challenge, but he would often walk into town, pick up shingles for the roof of his house from the train station, and then walk back, carrying the shingles on his shoulder. He'd make repeated trips till all the shingles were back at his homestead. His home was on a lovely lake, in

by Russ Gay of the Traffic Division.

To report any suspicious activities in your neighborhood, you may contact the Police Department directly, or you may make an unidentified call on our Anonymous Tip Line at 760-743-TIPS (8477) or via our Web site at police.escondido.org. For breaking news releases, please follow the Escondido Police Department on Twitter at twitter.com/escondidopolice. Body found, Believed to be that of missing San Marcos Man

San Diego County Sheriff ’s Search and Rescue Teams searching for a missing 62-yearold man, Sam Sangee Kim, found a body over the weekend that matches his description. Kim had disappeared from near Woodward Road and Borden Road and officials searched until 2am Saturday, resuming the search at 5:45am. About 10:30am a volunteer found a body that matched the description of the missing Kim. The Medical Examiner’s Office beautiful country. What the tourist brochures don't tell you, however, is that to enjoy these beautiful lakes and rivers of Alaska you also have to contend with hordes of huge mosquitos, midges (also known as 'no-see-ums',) grizzly bears, wolves, and all kinds of flora and fauna that looks pretty but is difficult to traverse. I doubt that most of us would be able to contend with the rough demands Alaska makes of its residents . . . particularly in the past, before ready access to cars, planes and other transportation was available. You kinda had to 'make-do,' and, often, that was really hard.

In Talkeetna, my former wife, Mary, and I, would stop at a combination bar/hotel. They had showers for, I think, fifty cents for 10 minutes or so. We went to the bar, had a glass of wine, while Mary went up to grab a shower. When she returned we relaxed a bit, enjoyed our wine, and eavesdropped. There were several women at the bar and the language they used would have made a sailor blush. Alaska is a rough country and has some rough characters living there. Seems like everyone grows a beard when they move to Alaska (including the women). We had rented a motor home in Anchorage and, because there was heavy flooding to the south, headed north, through Denali and then to Fairbanks. We stopped at Wasilla because we had cousins living there. Yes, that Wasilla, home of the former Governor, Sarah Palin. (Where have I heard that name before?)

We saw a female moose within about 15' of the car. Mary saw it first as I had my eyes on the road. She pointed it out

will determine if the body is that of Kim, as well as how he died. Escondido Moves Forward on Widening Road to Valley Center

East Valley Parkway leading into Valley Center will be a bit easier to negotiate . . . after the newest project is completed.

The City of Escondido will begin widening a segment less than a mile long on East Valley Parkway leading into Valley Center later this month.

Traffic often would come to a halt as residents of Valley Center approached Escondido as the bottom of the grade coming from Valley Center merges into a bottleneck. This occurs where the County had widened the road almost 10 years ago and where Valley Parkway becomes four lanes. The construction will likely east the bottleneck, but probably not until next year.

The $9.7 million East Valley Pkwy/Valley Center Road Widening Project will widen the

to me and there it was, big as life itself. We noticed beautiful mansions built of logs, great, well manicured lawns. And then 1/2 mile away we'd see another log cabin, rough and tumble, tarpaper shack outbuildings, rusted out cars up on concrete blocks . . . there are no zoning laws in Alaska. You try to create zoning laws . . . and if you try to enforce them, you'd probably be shot on sight. Alaska is a country for independent thinkers and doers. A strange state. We got into Fairbanks and saw some of the attractions. One morning I called my younger son, Ken, who was managing Dixon Lake for me at the time. As he answered the phone I could tell he was crying. "How you doin'?" I asked. "Terrible," he said. Turns out one of his best friends, a frequent house guest of ours, had taken a job in, of all places, Fairbanks, Alaska. This kid was movie star handsome . . . leading man handsome. One of the nicest kids you'd ever want to know. His name was Lorin McCorkindale. He went to work for one of the huge gold mines up there and on his first day on the job he was driving a truck and the side of the road gave way, rolling the truck, and killing him. First day on the job and he was killed. Kenny had just learned about it a few minutes before we called to say hello. He was absoutely devastated.

Later, I tried to help his mom get legal representation to try and get some financial compensation for the loss of her son due to the negligence of the gold mining company.

bridge over Escondido Creek north of Lake Wohlford Road, widen Valley Center Road, add medians and landscaping, and construct sidewalk from Beven Drive to the northern City limit. Features of the project include: • New six lane extension of East Valley Parkway.

• Undergrounding of existing overhead utilities.

• Construction of a sound wall, landscaped medians and sidewalks.

• Bridge widening over the Escondido Creek • Traffic signal modifications and addition of 22 new LED street lights. • Green street design with over 100 new trees.

From mid-SeptemberNovember 2017 the project will include construction and relocation of storm drains and installation of new utility conduit as well as the bridge widening will across Escondido Creek. Not a chance.

The Mining Companies of Alaska had gotten to the legislators and passed laws that covered their asses so heavily that it was next to impossible to sue them for negligence. I don't think the boy's mom got a nickle

We saw the Aurora Borealis several times, most clearly while on the plane ride home, shortly after take-off. We saw lots of beautiful country . . . but I would not want to live in Alaska. I'm not even all that anxious to go back and revisit it. ••••• As bad as the problems were with Hurricane Irma it wasn’t as bad as the tv networks had predicted. Still, I was amazed and heartened by the orderly fashion in which Florida handled the evacuations of its residents. Great work by local, state and federal officials. Very impressive. To be sure, we had some loss of life and injury and lots of property damage but it could have been so much worse. Special kudos go to law enforcement and public safety folks. They sure earned their pensions this past week. On duty 24/7, responding to calls for help, often at the risk of their own health and safey, they saved countless lives.

And to the citizens of Florida and neighboring states ... many of whom went to the aid of total strangers ignoring race, religion, gender, age we became one people during this time of crisis. That, to me, is the way America should be. On a regular basis. Makes one mighty proud to be part of this nation.


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military one, The Art of War had many parallels to the principles of deception and strategy employed in the magical arts – and General Norman Schwarzkopf’s brilliant mind saw the connection. When Schwarzkopf joined the magical fraternity (the IBM) as a U. S. Army colonel, he applied the magician’s exploitation of human perception, deception, false-reasoning, and the golden rule of “thinking 5-steps ahead of the audience” (or military foe). Magicians, and their magic, are often shockingly unpredictable – all indispensable ingredients which can be used against military opponents, in theaters of strategic warfare tactics, as in a complicated chess game. Also added into the mix was the bold assumption that magicians seem to do the impossible. This fed Schwarzkopf’s creative, military mind to break down barriers of successfully doing what was previously thought “impossible” in warfare tactics. This made General Schwarzkopf not only deceptively clever, but deadly-unpredictable and often 5-steps ahead of his enemies’ thinking in his Command of Operation Desert Storm. In his autobiographical 1992 bestselling book, “It Doesn’t Take a Hero,” Schwarzkopf reveals in his own words, insights such as being a fine linguist, proud husband and father, and prideful owner of “Bear,” his black Labrador. He also confesses his skillful life as a magician, and official member of magic’s IBM society. But, Schwarzkopf only offers a teasing, cursory glance – as with all magicians, he

doesn’t tell all his secrets (military or otherwise).

Muhammad Ali has earned high praise. Though Ali loved performing close-up magic, he also relished the bigger illusions such as levitating his bodyguards. Of the champ’s unique levitation performance, David Copperfield said, “He does a classic levitation – classic – but he added his bodyguards!”

Unknown to most of the civilized world, when General Herbert Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr. passed away on December 27, 2012 at the age of 78, members of his magical brotherhood saluted him as a proud member of their ranks. The vast membership of the International Brotherhood of Magicians in their worldwide clubs (called “Rings”) conducted the solemn ceremony of “Breaking a Wand” in his memory. Wand breaking symbolizes the end of a magician’s journey. It also symbolizes the uniqueness of a human being’s life which can never be duplicated.

Of Muhammad Ali’s various magical advisors, none was more prominent than world-class magician, Terry Lasorda, a polio survivor who valiantly used magic as a physical therapy to his polio, painfully struggling through a regimen of muscular exercises required by a magician. Lasorda traveled throughout the world as the champ’s personal teacher in the arcane craft of deception in the late 1970s.

General Schwarzkopf remained a proud, loyal IBM member to his dying day. He was a true wizard, to his fingertips.

The boisterous Muhammad Ali, who once said he modelled his Cassius Clay ‘peacock showmanship’ after the flamboyant “I’m-so-pretty” wrestler, Gorgeous George (George Wagner) of the 1940s-50s, loved being a magician until the advanced stages of Parkinson’s Disease took away this final love affair.

Which famous person below became an accomplished magician in his adult years? A. Barack Obama B. Rev. Billy Graham C. Muhammad Ali D. President Donald Trump

The implication being that you can’t grow up and still be a magician. One is expected to outgrow your magic years. With many famous people, such as Charles Dickens, Johnny Carson, Muhammad Ali, Prince Charles, and General Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr., they grew into adulthood, yet they stayed magical their entire lives.

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issues in North County, and meets the third Monday of each month at 6pm at the Veterans Association of North County Resource Center (VANC), 1617 Mission Avenue, Oceanside, 92054. There is no charge to attend. Please RSVP to Ben at bensullivan@outlook.com or call (760) 5833579, to indicate if you want to purchase dinner for $14, cash or check only. Check us out on Facebook as North County Republican Coalition.

Membership Brunch for Cal-Retired Teachers’ Association - The California Retired Teachers’ Association (Cal-RTA) holds monthly Membership Brunches on the third Wednesday of the month. The next Membership Brunch is on Wednesday, September 20, from 10–11:30am at Cocina del Charro, 890 W. Valley Parkway, Escondido, 92025. The program will be on Fall planting tips from Anderson Nursery. Cost is $15/person; guests are welcome; new members are free for the first brunch. For reservations, call 760.509.4515 by September 15th. For more information, visit https://div63.calrta.org/.

Center to Hold Free Music Appreciation Presentation - A music appreciation presentation is offered to those lovers and newcomers of classical music interested in learning to listen to, appreciate, and enjoy classical music. Presentations include state-of-the-art audio and visual equipment, giving the attendee an unforgettable “front row seat in the auditorium” experience. Held at the Gloria McClellan Center, 1400 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista, on September 20 from 1–3pm, it is free and no registration required; hosted by Hank Presutti. For information, call 760643-5288 or email luigibeethoven@cox.net. San Marcos Lions Club Meeting – The next meeting of the San Marcos Lions Club will be held on Wednesday, September 20th, at 6pm, at Cocina del Charro Restaurant in San Marcos. Visitors are welcome. At a previous meeting the program was given by Mark “Dogman” Castillero, a Licensed Guide Dog Instructor. He holds a degree from UC Davis, and has trained thousands of service dogs, including guide dogs for the blind. For more info about his work, visit his website at www.protraindog.com.

Saundra Waecker to Speak at Republican Club of Ocean Hills - Join the Republican Club of Ocean Hills (RCOH) on Wednesday, September 20th, to hear local Republican leader, Saundra Waecker, present her wellresearched, eye-opening discussion of “Indivisible, the Resistance, Antifa, and the Left’s agenda to Impeach Trump.” We all know the Left is organized to defeat our President; be there to learn the details and what we as Republicans can do to make a difference. Ms. Waecker is currently president of the Vista Republican Women Federated; serves on the Board of San Diego County Federation of Republican Women; and is the 1st VP Programs for the California Federation of Republican Women, Southern Division Board. She has served on the San Diego Republican Central Committee for the 73rd and then 76th CA Assembly Districts for 6 years, and was re-elected in 2016 for another 4-year term for the 76th. She was employed as sales/marketing director for Olec Corp in Irvine for 10 years, co-owned and operated a small print shop in Carlsbad, and spent 18 years in outside sales for two different printing distribution companies. She is a 4th degree Black Belt in Goju Ryu Karate, has been training for 20 years, and still trains 3 to 4 times per week. Ms. Waecker lives in Oceanside with her husband and two collies. The Republican Club of Ocean Hills (RCOH) believes in Republican values: individual responsibility, personal freedoms, limited government, a market economy, low taxes, and a strong national defense. RCOH meets the third Wednesday of each month at the Broken Yolk Café, 2434 Vista Way, Oceanside CA. The Meet and Greet, and the optional lunch purchased individually from the restaurant menu, is from 12noon to 1pm. The speaker starts at 1:15pm. There is no charge to attend. RSVP by contacting Colleen at (760) 842-8735. Check us out on Facebook as Republican Club of Ocean Hills. Escondido Chamber at Work – September

events for the Chamber include Plates for Eight Lunch at Mi Guadalajara Restaurant; host Yessenia Mendoza of E&J Metal Supply, on Wednesday, September 20th, at 11:30am. Space is limited; member only event. Good Morning Escondido, breakfast networking at J&M’s Restaurant; speaker will be Tammy DeArmas; on Friday, September 22, 7:15am-9am. Walk to End Alzheimers; join the Chamber team and walk at Kit Carson Park on Saturday, September 23, at 7:30am. RSVP for these events at the Chamber, 760.745.2125 or 720 N. Broadway, Escondido 92025.

Food As Medicine/Palomar Health Cooking Classes – Palomar Health teaches cooking classes monthly with a topic of focus each month. The topic for the September 21st class will be Hearth Health. The class will be held at the Palomar Medical Center Poway, Café Conference Room, on Thursday, September 21, from 10-11am, and at the Learning and Development Center, iExplore Room, 418 E. Grand Ave., Escondido, from 12:301:30pm. Registration at PalomarHealth.org/Classes, or call 800.628.2880.

Center to Hold Harvest Buffet - The Gloria McClellan Center will hold a “Harvest Buffet” at noon September 22 at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive in Vista. Entertainment by the North Coastal New Horizons Band begins at 11:00am. Enjoy a buffet of roast turkey with gravy, roast beef with gravy, mashed yams, green beans, roll, and pear and cranberry cobbler. Suggested donation is $4 for those 60 and older, and an $8 charge for those younger than 60. Reserve by 1:00pm one day prior at (760) 643-5288.

Library’s Middle Grade Book Club To Discuss “Crenshaw” - Escondido Public Library’s Read, Eat, and Discuss (R.E.A.D.) Middle Grade Book Club for children, ages 9-12, will meet on Friday, September 22, from 3:30-4:30pm, in the Turrentine Room of the Library, 239 S. Kalmia St., Escondido. Participants will explore Katherine Applegate’s novel, Crenshaw. Registration is required and now open at library.escondido.org/register. Circulating copies of the book are available for checkout and can be obtained at the Youth Services desk, while supplies last. To reserve a copy, visit the Library’s catalog at library.escondido.org. Just as Jackson is about to enter the fifth grade, his family falls on hard times, again, and the last thing he needs is a visit from his old friend, Crenshaw, a very large and outspoken cat who may or may not be a figment of the young boy’s imagination. For more information on other children’s programs for children, visit the Library’s website at library.escondido.org or contact Children’s Librarian Kristine Macalalad, at 760-839-5458 or kmacalalad@escondido.org. Library programs are free, open to the public, and sponsored by the Friends of the Library.

Library Teen Book Club Meeting on September 23rd – The Escondido Public Library Teen Book Club, known as the Burritos & Book Club for teens ages 13-18, will discuss “The Walled City” by Ryan Graudin, when they meet on Saturday, September 23rd, from 1pm-2:30pm, in the Turrentine Room of the Library, 239 S. Kalmia St., Escondido. Copies of the book are available for checkout in the Library’s Teen Area or can be reserved using the Library’s online catalog at library.escondido.org. Students at Escondido, San Pasqual, and Orange Glen High Schools can also check out copies at their school library. After discussing this book, teens can share other books they have enjoyed and select the next Burritos & Book Club title. Complimentary burritos will be provided, and all participants receive a free book or audiobook at the end of the program. This program is sponsored by Friends of the Library and Taco Bell at 1944 E. Valley Parkway, Escondido. Library programs, events, and services are freee and open to the public. For more info about teen programs, contact Teen Librarian Cathy Janovitz at 760.839.4283, cjanovitz@escondido.org, or library.escondido.org. Join Library’s Bilingual Book Club Rincón Literario (The Literary Corner), Escondido Public Library’s Bilingual Book Discussion Group, will meet on Saturday,

A new initiative on drugs

I am pleased to announce that I have been invited to join the coordinating committee of a 5-year Stanford Neurosciences Institute initiative to foster collaboration between scientists and policymakers focused on drug addiction. The Stanford initiative will be national in scope, with committee members tasked to develop plans for its launch, and to provide ongoing advice and guidance to maximize the effectiveness of the latest research on public policy. Assemblymembers Dr. Jim Wood (D-Healdsburg) and Dr. Joaquin Aramblula (D – Fresno) are my colleagues on this important committee. My work on AB 182, The H.O.P.E. Act (Heroin & Opioid Public Education Act), and my previous work with the Opioid Task Force as a councilmember, is recognized with this appointment. AB 182 requires the State Department of Health Care Services to develop a public education program about heroin and opioid medication abuse, including signs, treatment and resources. Broken families, deaths, homelessness, crime and the related costs of law enforcement, all factor into the massive societal cost of our national September 23, from 10:30–11:45am, in the Turrentine Room of the Library at 239 S. Kalmia St, Escondido. This month’s selection is La niña alemana/The German Girl by Armando Lucas Correa. Copies of the book are available for check-out in English and Spanish, and in a variety of formats, including print and eBook, and can be reserved at library.escondido.org. Journalist Armando Lucas Correa’s debut novel is a beautiful and poignant story about Hannah Rosenthal, a twelve-year-old girl living in Nazi Germany who is forced to flee by boarding a transatlantic ocean liner. Rincón Literario will continue on Saturday, October 21, discussing Un monstruo viene a verme/A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. This program is made possible by the generous support from Friends of the Library. All Library programs are free and open to the public. For more information about these selections and other Library programs, visit library.escondido.org or contact Librarian Cecy Rayphole at 760839-4289 or at crayphole@escondido.org.

Introducing the “Girl Uplifters Team” Gathering – On September 24, the Girl Uplifters Team (G.U.T.) will hold their first Gathering on the Del Mar Plaza deck top in Del Mar. It is an event to support young girls, and their influencers, with Girls Uplifting Girls at an early age. The G.U.T will kick off their mission to help young girls Find, Trust, and Love their Girl Uplifters Team at the event, where they – and their guardians – will use their body, mind, and voice to learn and practice ways to uplift themselves and others. Exercises include singing, music, breathing, yoga, and positive thinking. They will also learn about how being a part of a community can be uplifting, and will create the first portion of global fundraising art project that will eventually cover a football field. Joining them will be a group of the G.U.T Ambassadors, all of whom are influencers in their community and many on a larger scale through national and international stardom on television and the big screen. They were chosen as ambassadors because of their desire to be positive role models amongst their peers, and fans, as well as their joy in giving to others. The Girl Uplifters Team was created by Aimee Le

drug epidemic. Drug abuse, especially involving heroin and other opioids, has increased in all age groups and income levels. For young adults, opioid-related deaths, including prescription drug overdoses, have become the third leading cause of accidental deaths nationwide.

By enhancing lines of communication between scientists and policymakers, the Stanford Neurosciences Institute initiative will focus on specific problems including opioid addiction and overdose, the legalization and regulation of medical and recreational marijuana, addiction prevention in young people, and management of substance abusers within the criminal justice system. By fostering collaboration between policymakers and scientists in the fight against drug addiction we can make educated and relevant policy decisions to positively impact the epidemic of drug addiction in our state.

Assemblymember Marie Waldron, REscondido, represents the 75th Assembly District in the California Legislature, which includes the communities of Bonsall, Escondido, Fallbrook, Hidden Meadows, Pala, Palomar Mountain, Pauma Valley, Rainbow, San Marcos, Temecula, Valley Center and Vista. Clark with the help of her two small daughters, Olivia (8) and Maya (6). Inspired by the desire to promote positivity and kindness, and having witnessed some challenging experiences between young girls, Aimee began talking with them about what can be done in hopes of getting the insight of the young mind. In just a matter of days, the G.U.T was created, and soon came the G.U.T Gathering. For more information on the Girl Uplifters Team™ or The G.U.T Gathering™ contact Aimee Le Clark at 760803-3600. www.girlupliftersteam.com.

Biennial Quilt Show and Sale – The North County Quilters’ Association will be holding their 2-day show and sale on Friday, September 29th from 10am-5pm and Saturday, September 30th, from 10am-4pm, at the Elks Lodge, 2430 South Escondido Blvd., (near Centre City Pkwy and Fwy. 15), Escondido. There will be quilts for immediate sale; a mini-quilt silent auction, vendor mall, boutique items, raffle baskets and more. Funds raised benefit local charities such as Interfaith, S.D. Humane Society, Camp Pendleton C.A.R.E.S. program (division of Wounded Warriors), Wheelchair Quilts for Balboa Naval Hospital, Palomar Forensic, Rare Science (children with rare diseases). Cost is $5; over 80 years or under 8 years get in free. Visit the website for a $1.00 off coupon, or use a copy of this notice. Visit www.ncountyquilters.com.

EAA Call for Artists - The Escondido Art Association (EAA) invites artists of all ages, members and non-members alike, to participate in our Third Annual “Celebrate Grand Escondido” open judged 2-D art show to be held during the month of October. A total of $1,000 in prize money will be awarded in four categories as well as free entries to future art shows. All entries must reflect the theme of celebrating the grand City of Escondido in order to be eligible for cash awards. Artwork can be dropped off at the Artists Gallery on September 30 from 11am–4pm, or October 2 from 4–6pm.

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Complete information and 2-page flyer/entry form can be downloaded by inserting the following link into your URL bar: browser http://escondidoartist.weebly.com/events-quick-links.html. You may also call or visit the Artists Gallery at 121 W. Grand Avenue, Escondido, (760) 489-0338, or phone Event Coordinator Rosemarie Woldin, (760) 7436634. Local artist Renee Argule Corwin, out-going President of the San Diego Portraiture Society and member of the Portraiture Society of America, will be judging the show. Renee teaches classes in portraiture and other types of painting in Escondido. The show will run from October 3rd thru 27th, and will coincide with the Grand Avenue Festival scheduled for Sunday, October 15, thus providing The prime exposure for the artists. Reception and Awards Ceremony, open to the public, will be held at the Artists Gallery on Second Saturday, October 14, from 5– 8pm, with awards being presented at 6pm. The EAA is an all-volunteer non-profit 501(c) 3 organization dedicated to promoting the arts in North County San Diego. This exhibition of artwork with cash awards is being made possible through the generous sponsorships of local merchants.

North County Lifeline Community Impact Awards – Choose the winnersnominate today for the Community Impact Awards, an awards ceremony to honor organizations and individuals from the local community who make extraordinary contributions to North County Lifeline and improve the lives of youth and families in North County. Award Categories are Community Impact Award; Connector of the Year; and Client Advocate of the Year. The event will be held on October 16th, and journalist/story teller, Alicia Summers,

News 8, will be hosting the Awards. North County Lifeline is located at 3142 Vista Way, Suite 400, Oceanside, CA 92056.

Oceanside Mural Initiative – Main Street Oceanside’s Mural Initiative (OMI) is proud to announce that local artist, Skye Walker, began his work on the first mural on Saturday, September 2nd, and expected to take 8-10 days to complete the mural. Stop by the Star theatre to see his work. The Oceanside Mural Unveiling Networking Mixer was held recently. The OMI GoFundMe page remains open to raise funds to install more public art murals in downtown Oceanside. Donate the cost of a cup of coffee to the program to help raise the remainder of the $10,000. Main Street Oceanside has pledged to match dollar for dollar, up to $10,000. The OMI seeks to install ten curated public art murals over the course of three years. For information, contact Gumaro Escarcega at 760.754.4512 at MainStreet Oceanside. LSM Republican Women’s Meeting Announced – The Lake San Marcos Republican Women Federated club has a busy agenda for the Fall season. All interested women are invited to join, and men who are interested may join as associate members. The important first meeting of the season will be lunch on Monday, October 2, at the St. Marks Country Club. Shirley Mark, President of California Federation of Republican Women (CFRW), will be the guest speaker. In mid-summer 2017, a plan was announced at a CFRW Board meeting that would institute changes centering around a new organization structure that would impact all divisions, counties and regions, specifically eliminating county clubs in Southern California by 2020. Given that

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REPORT OF COUNCIL MEMBERS AND COMMISSIONERS SALARIES/EXPENSES FISCAL YEAR 2016/2017 In accordance with City Municipal Code 2.08.050(h), the following information is provided: CITY COUNCIL Mayor: James Desmond Salary $11,731.68 Auto Allowance 3,600.00 Benefits 19,480.24 Travel/Attendance at Functions 1,491.90 Other Agencies Board Compensation 4,150.00 Other Agencies Board Expenses 0.00 Other Agencies Expenses 0.00 TOTAL $40,453.82 Vice Mayor: Rebecca Jones Salary

$11,731.68

Auto Allowance 3,600.00 Benefits 27,644.32 Travel/Attendance at Functions 255.00 Other Agencies Board Compensation 1,500.00 Other Agencies Board Expenses 0.00 Other Agencies Expenses 17.00 TOTAL $44,748.00

Council Member: Christopher Orlando Salary $11,731.68 Auto Allowance 3,600.00 Benefits 27,632.92 Travel/Attendance at Functions 291.90 Other Agencies Board Compensation 650.00 Other Agencies Board Expenses 0.00 Other Agencies Expenses 0.00 TOTAL $43,906.50

Council Member: Kristal Kritzer-Jabara Salary $11,731.68 Auto Allowance 3,600.00 Benefits 27,641.92 Travel/Attendance at Functions 1,266.22 Other Agencies Board Compensation 0.00 Other Agencies Board Expenses 0.00 Other Agencies Expenses 0.00 TOTAL $44,239.82

Council Member: Sharon Jenkins Salary $11,731.68 Auto Allowance 3,600.00 Benefits 19,113.64 Travel/Attendance at Functions 75.00 Other Agencies Board Compensation 0.00 Other Agencies Board Expenses 0.00 Other Agencies Expenses 17.00 TOTAL $34,537.32

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PLANNING Eric Flodine $800.00 George W. Jacoby 450.00 Rodney Jones 250.00 Stephen Kildoo 450.00 Carl Maas 250.00 Bruce Minnery 300.00 Wendy Matthews 350.00 Dimitris Magemeneas 150.00 Kevin Norris 350.00 James Schaible 450.00 TOTAL $3800.00

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COMMUNITY SERVICES Robert Crain Jay Franklin Julia Maas Danyte Mockus Sasha Smith Heather Towsley TOTAL

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Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow

Cave Couts: North County’s Anglo Pioneer

Cave Johnson Couts was one of the first white men to settle in North San Diego County. His Rancho Guajome lies in Vista along N. Santa Fe Ave., near the Oceanside city limits and today is a County Historical Museum & Park.

Couts was born in November 1821, near Springfield, Tennessee. His uncle, Cave Johnson, was U.S. Postmaster General under President James Polk. Uncle Cave had his name-sake appointed to the Military Academy at West Point, where he graduated in 1843, near the bottom of his class. He served on the Western frontier assignments: as a dragoon officer until after the Mexican War at Los Angeles, Mission San Luis Rey, and Old Town San Diego from 1848 to 1851. In 1849, Couts conducted the Whipple expedition to the Colorado River. He was a qualified surveyor - he documented and mapped California and Arizona’s southern boundaries with Mexico as outlined in the Guadalupe Hidalgo Treaty. It ceded large portions of Mexico to the U.S. as part of the settlement ending the Mexican War with the U.S. (the surveyor’s transit Couts used on that expedition is or was in the County’s Rancho Guajome Museum in Vista.) On April 5, 1851, Lieutenant Couts married Ysidora Bandini, daughter of Juan Bandini, who was a prominent Italian businessman in Old Town San Diego. Bandini had immigrated to America from Italy via Peru. In October 1851 Couts resigned his commission from the U.S. Army and soon after was appointed colonel and aide-decamp on the staff of California Governor John Bigler (1852-56).

In 1853, he and Ysidora moved to North County on a tract of land known as the Guajome (pronounced: wah-home-ah) Grant, a wedding gift to Ysidora from her brother-in-law, wealthy Los Angeles businessman Abel Stearns. Now located in a large area of the present-day cities of Oceanside, Vista and as far east as San Marcos, the Guajome Land Grant took in a large portion of what previous were lands of the San Luis Rey Mission.

Couts built a large, rambling, 20room, Spanish Colonial-style hacienda with two courtyards, an arcaded veranda, and other structures, including a chapel in a former small house. It was built with the profits from the cattle boom of the 1850s, when many California ranchos supplied the Gold Rush miners and associated new American immigrants with meat and leather. Couts was appointed sub-agent for the native Luiseño people (San Luis Rey Mission Indians) in 1853. He used their enslaved labor to improve his properties in the area, including this one and nearby Rancho Buena Vista and Rancho Vallecitos de San Marcos. The Rancho Gujajome hacienda and associated structures was declared a National Historic Landmark in 1970. It also is a California Historical Landmark and on the National Register of Historic Places. Today it is a County park and museum. In 1854, Couts became County Judge, and in 1859, was appointed a member of the County’s first Grand Jury, He was a leading political figure in San Diego County.

Over the years of Cave Couts’ later life, Rancho Guajome was widely celebrated for its hospitality. Not only was it a stagecoach stop for travelers, some used it as a destination. Ysidora entertained noted author Helen Hunt Jackson while she was collecting materials for her best-selling book, “Ramona.” Part of the story is supposed to have taken place in real life at the Guajome Rancho – especially some of the ill treatment of the Native Americans living and working around the rancho. As Couts’ wealth grew, consisting largely of cattle, the passage of the fencing law eliminated “open range” grazing. This was a severe financial blow to Couts, and one from which he never fully recovered.

Couts was a controversial and colorful figure. People who knew him either respected and liked him, or outright hated him for his dealings and sometimes cruel methods and treatment, primarily to Native Americans. On one occasion, he reportedly got in a gunfight in Old Town with a former employee, who claimed he was owed unpaid wages. As the story goes, Couts shot the man in the back, but later a trial jury found him “not guilty” by reason of “self defense.” The verdict, no doubt, was the result of being influential in early California. Couts died at the young age of 53 years and is buried in the Old Town cemetery in San Diego. A number of the Couts family relatives still live in the County. Tom Morrow's books are available at Amazon.com in soft-cover or via Kindle E-mail.


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California is unlike other states insofar that the needs of Southern California are very different from those in northern and central California, Ms. Mark will discuss the vision, outline the changes, and discuss how these changes will directly impact the current structure and leadership needs within Southern California. Make reservations by Thursday, September 28th, with Elizabeth Laister, 1053 San Pablo Dr, San Marcos, 92078, or e.laister@hotmail.com. Cost is $27/person. For information call 760-7440953.

Fallbrook Art Association’s Fall Show – Call for Entries for the Fallbrook Art Association’s Fall Open Judged Fine Art Show, judged by Lyndelle Stonick, to run from October 5-28, at the Brandon Gallery, 105 N. Main Avenue, Fallbrook; 760.723.1330; open Tuesday-Saturday 10am4pm. Visit the website at fallbrookartassn.org for details.

Annual Holiday Craft Fair Coming Soon – The Artisans of the First United Methodist Church will be holding their 21st Annual Holiday Craft Fair on Friday, October 6, (1:30-8pm), Saturday, October 7, (10am-3pm), and Sunday, October 8, (8:30am-12noon), at 341 S. Kalmia Street, Escondido. There will be handcrafted gift items for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and every day, as well as decorative and useful items for the home. Don’t miss “Grama’s Kitchen” with delicious

home-baked goodies, homemade pickles, jams and peanut brittle. There will be gift items for the whole family, and great prices too. This event is sponsored by United Methodist Women’s Artisans. All proceeds will go to help missions for women and children. For more information and directions go to www.fumcescondido.org.

N.C. Aviculturists Meeting is October 7th - North County Aviculturists, for pet bird owners and breeders, had so much fun building toys last time that we are going to make one more each. Meanwhile, cage bird enthusiast Demi Hungerford will speak on All the World's a Cage, how to keep birds happier and which size cage is right for my bird. Join us on Saturday, October 7 at 7:00pm, at the Vista Masonic Lodge, 761 Eucalyptus, Vista 92084. Refreshments; free admission; find us at www.ncabirdclub.com.

Escondido American Legion to Host Open House - The Escondido American Legion Post 149 will be hosting an Open House at the Veterans Memorial Building to put on display all the organizations that use the building and to invite community members and others to see how we serve military families, veterans, and the community. You will have an opportunity to meet individuals who represent the American Legion Families such as American Legion Post 149 members, the Auxiliary, Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1513 and their Auxiliary, Disabled American Veterans, American Legion Riders, Sons of

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the American Legion, and Blue Star Mothers of American Chapter CA9 of North County who is celebrating their 75th anniversary this year. Come and meet your local and county politicians, police and fire fighters, and K9 Guardians. The San Diego Blood Bank Mobile Unit will be on hand to accept your blood donations which are badly needed. Bring the whole family and enjoy free snacks of lemonade, cookies, popcorn, and ice cream, and spend some time meeting with representatives from each group. The Veterans Memorial Building has hosted meetings, wedding parties, family events, and others, and is available for rent. In addition, the patio with a park-like setting with playroom for the kids is also available for rent. Next time you want to host an event, come check us out. We always welcome new members and/or volunteers. If interested, speak to one of the representatives who are available to answer any questions you may have, or contact the office at 760-745-1159 or the website at www.escondidolegion.org. The Open House will be on Saturday, October 7, from 11am-3pm, and is located at 230 E. Park Avenue, Escondido, 92025.

Oliver is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 2-1/2 year old, 57 pound, male, American Pit Bull mix.

One of the best words to describe Oliver is “Silly.” He wants you to know what he’s thinking, so he gives a soft woof to get attention. Oliver was transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society through the FOCAS program.

The $145 adoption fee for Oliver includes medical exam, vaccinations, neuter, and microchip. For more information call 760-7536413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.

Emergency Plan for Escondido

There have been several natural disasters affecting regions of our Country. Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have left devastation in areas from Texas and Florida. Wildfires in Montana and even Los Angeles have destroyed forests and threatened homes. Several thousand miles away, off the southern coast of Mexico, an earthquake damaged

utility infrastructure leaving nearly one million people without power and toppling homes and hotels. The magnitude of the quake has led to a Tsunami warning that may affect Hawaii. As we watch or read news about these events, it is important to remember that we are not immune from tragedy in our own City or County. We are at risk of earthquakes, wild fires and flooding. The Escondido Fire

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Department offers some advice and resources for residents to consider. Take some time to review the Emergency Preparedness information to make sure you have done everything you can before disaster strikes. https://fire.escondido.org/emergency-preparedness.aspx You can also access San Diego County Emergency information, including a risk map by visiting: http://www.readysandiego.org/ FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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Pastor Hal Seed Now Song Community Church, Oceanside Something New for Adults and Children

Like most good churches, New Song Community Church is constantly looking for ways to serve the people of our community. Starting September 9, we’ll be opening two attractions to help children parents and grandparents. I hope you’ll consider visiting soon.

For children: In conjunction with the owners of The Paintball Park, we’ll be opening a play gym for kids that is like a McDonalds on steroids. The play gym (called The Play Kingdom) features tubes, slides, rope swings, giant balls, a climbing wall, and more. For adults:

Adjacent to the Play Kingdom, we’re opening a coffee bar that is like a Starbucks, only featuring fair trade coffee from Ethiopia. There’s a triple synergy to this: kids can play while parents and grandparents can relax with coffee and a treat. While drinking the coffee, you’ll be helping Ethiopian farmers earn a sustainable living. Along with the gym and coffee, they’ll be couches, movies, and wifi, and other toys, all in a safe, fun atmosphere.

The whole thing is available for birthday parties and family reunions. For more information, check out www.playkingdom.com or call 866.985.4932. Better still, visit New Song any Sunday and your kids can have fun before and after the service, and learn and grow during our Promiseland Sunday School services. And you’ll grow too, by joining us for worship and a relevant message from the Bible.

Our church services are Saturday night, 5 p.m. and Sunday morning 8:30, 10, and 11:30 a.m. at 3985 Mission Avenue. We also have a Carlsbad location with services at 9:30 and 11:15. God bless you! www.newsongchurch.com


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San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond Double Peak Challenge 10K & 5K returns to San Marcos

North County’s most challenging 10K race returns to San Marcos on Sunday, Sept. 30. The reach will feature a 10K timed race, a 5K untimed event and a free kids trail trot starting from San Elijo Hills Park, 1105 Elfin Forest Road. All participants must register online at www.doublepeakchallenge.com or inperson on race day at 6:30 am.

fields at San Elijo Hills Park.

Double Peak Challenge is a trail run like no other. The race is a celebration of outdoor recreation where trail runners will experience unparalleled beauty atop of North County’s highest point.

All race proceeds will benefit the Friends of San Marcos Parks & Recreation and The San Marcos Promise. Your participation in the Double Peak Challenge supports two great causes With festivities kicking off at 7 am, runners can participate in a pre-race integral to the City of San Marcos. Your cardio stretch and warm-up. The event commitment to reach the peak promotes concludes with an expo and beer garden health and economic prosperity for our that will be located in the lower softball entire region through investment in local parks and higher education. News for the Social Butterfly? Send your press releases to: thesocialbutterfly@cox.net

Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter

Celebrating New Skate Parks

Just as water, sewer, and public safety are considered essential public services, parks are also important in establishing a good quality of life in our community. They help ensure the health of our community’s families and youth. That is why I am excited we are adding two new skate parks to the city’s inventory. An official ribbon cutting ceremony will take place on Saturday, September 16, at both skate parks located on N. Santa Fe Avenue. Everyone is invited to the celebration, and if you have one,

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~ John Glenn

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a Billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes And my favorite...

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Old Italian proverb ••••• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is to eat 30% of their ice cream. I hate it when I see a really old person and then realize we went to school together. ••••• Skipping Church

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

The Oceanside Parks and Recreation Department invites you to participate in “Hoop It Up,” offering you a chance to get up off the couch and get moving. There are several open gym times, providing the opportunity for individuals of all ages to attend while making new friends and staying in shape playing the great game of basketball.

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t evenhappened yet.

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" ••••• At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying an infant. She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted.

The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back." •••••

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Saturday, September 16, 2017 10:30 am: Bowl Site, 400 N. Santa Fe Avenue 12:00 pm: Streetscape Site: 510 N. Santa Fe Avenue

Hoop It Up at a Gym in Oceanside

Following are times and locations. For youth: Mondays and Wednesdays at Melba Bishop Rec Center, located at 5306 North River Road, from 5:00pm-7:00pm, $1 per child, $1.50 for parent/chaperone.

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Skate Park Ceremony

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bring a skateboard to try out the bowl and streetscape designs! The skate parks are open to "all wheels" and accommodate every skill level, from beginner, to intermediate, to the expert. For more information on the skate parks or their hours of operation, please contact Vista Recreation at 760.639.6151.

Life is short. have teeth.

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••••• Some things are better left unsaid. And I usually remember them right after I have said them. ••••• Be decisive. Make a decision. Right or wrong, make a decision. The roads are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t decide make a decision. ••••• A wise man once said nothing. ••••• Recently I read that, by law, you have to turn your lights on when it is raining in Sweden. How in the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden? ••••• Did you know that “Dammit, I’m mad,” spelled backwards is, “Dammit, Im mad!” ••••• I’ve had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then, I got fired from my job as a bus driver. ••••• I wasn’t planning on going on a run todayp . . ., but, damn! Those cops came out of nowhere! •••••

For all ages: Saturday nights at Melba Bishop Rec Center from 6:00pm-8:00 pm, free! For all ages: Mon-Fri from 1:00pm-5:00pm at the Junior Seau Beach Community Center, located at 300 North The Strand, $3 for Oceanside residents. For teens: Saturday nights at Melba Bishop Rec Center from 8:00pm-10:00pm, free! For adults: Monday/Wednesday/Friday at Melba Bishop Rec Center from 12:00 noon2:00pm, $3 for residents. Non-residents are welcome to join the fun at slightly higher admission fees. For more information about these events and other programs offered by Oceanside Parks and Recreation, please call 760-435-5041 or visit www.oceansiderec.com.

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."

After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"

She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers.” ••••• Funny Random Thoughts

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any

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We kicked serious bootie again this year in the San Diego Union Tribune “Best of San Diego” reader’s poll released last month. We beat out all of our real competition in the category of “Computer Stores.” Apple Stores actually finished first in the category but Apple stores with their five San Diego locations and hundreds of employees are not our competition. They don’t allow Windows PCs in their stores and we don’t allow Apples in ours. Apple computers represent only 7% of PCs out there and they don’t do repairs in their stores. Apple store’s main purpose is to retail Apple products like watches, tablets, phones applications and (every once in a while) a Mac PC. Our real competition is over a hundred small, service oriented PC shops and the

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The Windows PC business is a lot different today than it was when we opened our store in 1995. In those days you would pay well over a thousand dollars for your new PC and you would expect to replace it in two or three years because of technical obsolescence. The speed and capacity of components like CPUs RAM, Hard drives, floppies, CDs, video cards was doubling every year and software developers were finding ways to take advantage of the increasing power and capacity of PCs. The infant Internet was a non factor for home and business users. Home and small business applications software was run in standalone mode. Corporate offices strung PCs together in server based networks called LANs (local area networks); their work was performed at the PC and stored on the server. The faster your computer, the more you could do. For single PC users, all activity was executed and stored right there in your tower or desktop computer. CDs and DVDs installed your programs and provided entertainment. Today the Internet has changed everything.

Today, for the vast majority of home and small business users, every activity we do, or ever did, on our standalone PCs is available in the “Cloud.” We don’t need big hard drives, Internet back-up and data storage is more secure. We don’t need CD/DVD player/recorders

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because all programs, drivers and streaming content are available from the “Cloud.” We don’t need photo editing, genealogy, word processing, financial planning, bookkeeping, spreadsheets, quilting or any other programs installed on our hard drives because they are all available in the “cloud.” We don’t need fast CPU’s and tons of RAM because our PCs aren’t doing any work. The calculations are being done by superfast Internet servers. Our PCs, like our “smart phones” are nothing more than “dumb terminals.” They are simple I/O devices that send and receive information from the “cloud.” Our PC, like our phone, needs only to be as fast as our Internet connection, and by computer standards, even the fastest Internet connections are snail speed compared to the capabilities of even old and humble PCs. Your eight year old Windows 7 PC

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surfs the Internet at the same speed as your neighbors three thousand dollar, Windows 10 “gamer” PC.

The bottom line is that most business and home users may see no performance improvement from buying a new PC. If your old PC is broken or running slow, don’t give up on it until we see it. Spending one to two hundred dollars on your existing PC beats spending $500 on a new one that is no more capable than the one you have. In addition, buying a new “retail” PC in a “big box store” comes with some baggage. It will be loaded with “bloatware,” have Windows10 (no choice) and you will need to transfer your files and reinstall your programs and peripherals. Next week we’ll discuss “transition alternatives” for your present and future PC needs.

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2017-00006438-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Fernando Antonio Navarro filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Fernando Antonio Navarro to Proposed name: Fernando Antonio Martinez. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: September 26, 2017, 8:30a.m., Department N26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 8/21/2017. /s/Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 8/24, 8/31, 9/07 and 9/14/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9019437 The name of the business: RDB Residential Care Homes, Inc., Utah Residential Care Home, located at 602 Utah Way, Escondido, Ca. 92025. This business is registered by: RDB Residential Care Homes, Inc. 662 Utah Way Escondido, Ca. 92025 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Bency Jimenez, Jr. President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/31//2017. 8/24, 8/31, 9/07, & 9/14/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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The name of the business: Building Extraordinary

Businesses, located at 1112 Brioso Court, Vista, Ca.

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This business is registered by:

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#2017-9020487 The name of the business: Skin Haven, located at 1605 S. Melrose Dr., Ste B, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by: Alexandria Reyna Tierrablanca 1730 Manor Drive Vista, CA. 92084 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Alexandria Reyna Tierrablanca This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/14/2017. 8/24, 8/31, 9/07 & 9/14/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9020078 The name of the business: J&J Investment Company, The Berkshire Group, located at 4275 Executive Sq., La Jolla, Ca. 92037 This business is registered by: Mark Ancel Corporation 16475 Calle Pulido San Diego, Ca. 92128 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Jerry B. James, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/08/2017. 8/24, 8/31, 9/7 & 9/14/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021125 The name of the business: Crystal Clear Consulting, Crystal Clear Health, located at 3025 Via de Caballo, Encinitas, Ca. 92024. This business is registered by: Crystal Michelle Hilsley 3025 Via de Caballo Encinitas, CA. 92024 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Crystal Michelle Hilsley This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/21/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9020775 The name of the business: Eden’s Facial, located at 1605 S. Melrose Dr., Vista, CA. 92081 This business is registered by: Maria Magdaleno 321 N. Melrose Drive Unit E. Vista, Ca. 92083 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Maria Magdaleno This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/16/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9020482 The name of the business: The Hair and Nail Corner, located at 1605 S. Melrose Dr., Ste 124, Vista, Ca. 92081. This business is registered by: Catherine Lynn Craig 1529 Merlot Ct. Vista, Ca. 92083 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Catherine Lynn Craig This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/14/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9020928 The name of the business: Center Village, located at 1228 Division St., Oceanside, Ca. 92054. This business is registered by: Wolfgang and Danietta Schimansky 29448 Vista Valley Drive Vista, Ca. 92084 The business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was 6/15/17. /s/ Wolfgang Schimansky This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/18/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017

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#2017-9020586 The name of the business: Silentical, E Mute, located at 225 Smilax Road Apt 240, Vista, Ca. 92083. This business is registered by: Amir Salar Mojtabavi 225 Smilax Road Apt 240 Vista, Ca. 92083 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Amir Salar Mojtabavi This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/15/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017

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#2017-9021305 The name of the business: New En gland Health and Safety Training LLC, located at 1930 W. San Marcos Blvd., #93, San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is registered by: New England Health and Safety Training LLC 1930 W. San Marcos Blvd., #93 San Marcos, Ca. 92078 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 4/16/12. /s/ Thomas R. Roudabush, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/23/2017. 8/31, 9/07, 9/14 & 9/21/2017

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2017-9019975 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: That and That Event Services, located at 1057 Meadowlake Drive, Vista, Ca. 92084. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY ON 8/01/2017 and assigned File no. 2017-9019480, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S): Opal Martin Sierra 1057 Meadowlake Drive Vista, Ca. 9284 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material matter pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). /s/ Opal Martin Sierra This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/072017. 8/31, 9/07, 9/14/and 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9019978 The name of the business: This and That Event Services, located at 1057 Meadowlake Drive, Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by:

Opal Martin Sierra 1057 Meadowlake Drive Vista, Ca. 92084

The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Opal Martin Sierra This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/07/2017. 8/31, 9/07, 9/14 & 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9020689 The name of the business: Auto Lecture, Recon Express, located at 952 Mira Lago Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Marylee Reasoner and Michael Toledo 952 Mira Lago Way San Marcos, Ca. 92078 The business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was 2/21/07. /s/ Marylee Reasoner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/15/2017. 8/31, 9/7, 9/14 & 9/21/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021800 The name of the business: Backflip Photography, Thrive in Here, located at 261 Autumn Dr., Suite 211, San Marcos, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by: Backflip Holdings, LLC 261 Autumn Dr. Suite 211 San Marcos, CA. 92069 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Ed Willcox, Member This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/29/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017

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#2017-9021604 The name of the business: Jenna Coy Photography, Momentarium, located at 1170 Whispering Water Dr., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Jenna Lynn Machiko Kageyama Coy 1170 Whispering Water Dr. San Marcos, CA. 92078 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 9/09/09. /s/ Jenna Lynn Machiko Kageyama Coy This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/28/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021319 The name of the business: Elevate Consulting, located at 2523 Walinca Way, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by: RCN13, LLC 2523 Walinca Way Vista, Ca. 92084 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company First day of business was n/a. /s/ Rebecca Milo-Nunes, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/23/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021462 The name of the business: Healthy Fresh Cafe, located at 250 North City Dr., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: FreshCafe Enterprises, LLC 2737 La Gran Via Carlsbad, CA. 92009 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company First day of business was n/a. /s/Nancee Whitson, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/25/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021979 The name of the business:Flexpak Tapes, located at 701 Palomar Airport Road #300, Carlsbad, Ca. 92011. This business is registered by: Flexpak International Inc. 701 Palomar Airport Road #300 Carlsbad, Ca. 92011 The business is conducted by a corporaton. First day of business was 8/01/2016. /s/Lawrence Jones, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/31/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021935 The name of the business: Nomad Athletics, located at 27309 Oakmont Rd., Valley Center, CA. 92082. This business is registered by: Elwin Cox 1872 Matin Circle #204 San Marcos, Ca. 92069 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 8/31/2017. /s/ Elwin Cox Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/31/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021395 The name of the business: WinnWinn, located at 717 Camino Magnifico, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by: Condor-Avsec, Inc. 717 Camino Magnifico San Marcos, Ca. 92069 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 8/24/2017. /s/Rosemary A. Winn, Vice President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/24/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021919

The name of the business: 760

PRINT, located at 2585 Fortune

Way, Unit B, Vista, Ca. 92081.

This business is registered by:

760 Communications

2585 Fortune Way Unit B

Vista, Ca. 92081

The business is conducted by a

corporation.

First

day

12/01/2013.

of

business

was

/s/Angelic Clark, President

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg

Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San

Diego County on 8/31/2017.

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2017-000031531-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Dana & Dale Crawford on behalf of Darian Maychelle Vance-Crawford filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Darian Maychelle Vance-Crawford to Proposed name: Darian Maychelle Crawford. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: October 17, 2017, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 8/25/2017. /s/Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 9/07, 9/14, 9/21 and 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9022076 The name of the business: Kim’s Kals, located at 1287 Linda Vista Dr., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Kimberly Ruth Martin Todd 555 Music Lane Escondido, CA. 92026 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 10/01/07. /s/Kimberly Ruth Martin Todd Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/01/2017. 9/7, 9/14, 9/21 & 9/28/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021528 The name of the business: Frank & Feder, Mediated Negotiations, located at 2173 Salk Ave., Suite 250, Carlsbad, Ca. 92009., This business is registered by: Lynn S. Frank 20445 Fortuna Del Sur Escondido, CA. 92029 Marc Feder 1501 Harlan Drive Danville, CA. 94526 The business is conducted by an unincorporated association other than a partnership. First day of business was 2/01/2011. /s/Lynn S. Frank, General Partner Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/25/2017. 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9021917 The name of the business: Le Chateau Antiques, located at 3003 Rancho Del Canon, Carlsbad, CA. 92009. This business is registered by: Denise E. McClendon 3003 Rancho Del Canon Carlsbad, CA. 92009 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 4/01/96. /s/ Denise E. McClendon Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego Count on 8/31/2017. 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9022441 The name of the business: TVN Business Solutions, TVN Accounting Services, located at 991 Sheffield Dr., Vista, Ca. 92081. This business is registered by: Tazheen Vali Nizam 951 Sheffield Dr. Vista, Ca. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Tazheen Vali Nizam Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/07/2017 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017

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#2017-9022220 The name of the business: EarthGanics, located at 4080 Johnson Dr., Oceanside, CA. 92056. This business is registered by: Lizbeth Diosdado 4080 Johnson Dr. Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 9/5/17. /s/ Lizbeth Diosdado Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/05/2017 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017

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#2017-9022288 The name of the business: Dazzling & Clean, located at 1850 N. Twin Oaks Valley Rd., San Marcos, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by: Esmeralda Ayon 1850 N. Twin Oaks Valley Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Esmeralda Ayon Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San j9/06/2017. 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9022320 The name of the business: My Bridal Alterations, Dreams Bridal Shop, located at 2003 S. El Camino Real, Ste 208, Oceanside, Ca., 92054. This business is registered by: Caroll Mendez 209 Franciscan Way Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Caroll Mendez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 9/6/2017 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2017-9022617 The name of the business: Heather Palenscar Designs, locted at 9299 Cedar Trails Lane, Valley Center, CA. 92082. This business is registered by: Heather Marie Palenscar 9299 Cedar Trails Lane Valley Center, CA. 92082 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Heather Marie Palenscar Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 9/11/2017 9/14, 9/21, 9/28 & 10/05/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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Chris or Azar Weixelman 1.858.759.8075 Escondido Sandy Coleman, 760-747-0049

San Marcos Randall or Cheryl Kizer 1. 760.738.7078 Vista Judy Maddox 1.760.598.7240 Celia Taghdiri 1.760.727.6264

Oceanside Dick or Patty Yant 1.619.985.9977 or 1.760.433.4447


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