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Volume 45 - No. 32

August 6, 2015

By Frederick Gomez

On the set of history’s most famous television talk show, Johnny Carson was busy chatting it up with one of his favorite comedians, Buddy Hackett. Hackett was a familiar guest on “The Tonight Show,” primarily because he registered exceedingly high with the show’s millions of viewers. And on this particular night, Buddy Hackett showed no mercy in fracturing the funny bones of NBC’s live studio audience, including Carson’s. “A lady goes to the dentist and the dentist looks in her mouth and says, ‘I’m gonna have to pull that tooth out.’ And the lady says, ‘Are you kidding?! I’d rather have a baby!’ And the dentist says, “Well make up your mind ‘cause I have to adjust the chair.’” Jokes can be more complex than what we casually see on the surface. That is, they are used in a variety of ways, and their intended purpose is not always as simple as just making people laugh. For example, in the case of comedian Joan Rivers, some jokes were used as therapy to help her struggle through personal tragedy. To help heal the wounds of her personal life. When her husband committed suicide in 1987, his death left her devastated. In her own words, she explains how jokes saved her sanity. “I dealt with my husband’s suicide immediately on stage. Immediately. ‘Cause I knew that the audience knew and I knew there was a tension there when I walked on, and my first line – for a long time – was, ‘My husband just killed himself and he left in his will that I have to visit him every day. So I had him cremated and I’ve sprinkled him through Neiman Marcus – and I haven’t missed a day.” The audience laughed, and Joan laughed. But inside, she knew that what was best for her is not always the same recipe for everybody. In this case, Joan Rivers did what was best for her own life. And it worked.

Occasionally, a humorous narrative may provoke elements of truth. Such as the dread of going to the DMV and surviving the infamous long lines.

It is most interesting that a funny joke in America may produce, at best, a mild yawn in China or, worse, a ‘thumbs down,’ in another culture. What ‘plays’ in America, may not fare well in distant lands. Humor researcher, Richard Wiseman, reports that, “There seems to be social, cultural, national, age and gender differ-

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ences in what we find funny.”

Seems Americans, in particular, enjoy jokes which contain elements of (1) Insult, or (2) Hints of threat. For example, from the perspective of insults, you have this popular anecdote:

Texan: “Where are you from?” Professor: “I’m from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions.” Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

In regards to vague hints of threat (category #2 above), there is this popular American narrative: “Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are completely shut. The other hunter grabs his cell phone and calls 911. The dispatcher asks the nature of the emergency. The panicked-struck hunter hollers into his cell phone: ‘My friend is dead! Help me, please!’ The emergency operator answers, ‘Calm down. First off, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There is a silence, then, a shot is heard in the background. The hunter gets back on his cell phone and says, ‘Okay, now what?’”

Anthropologists find it intriguing that the human psyche processes

comedy in vastly different ways, continent to continent. Researchers found it fascinating that Europeans, for example, particularly enjoy jokes that seem absurd, or surreal (surreal is defined as: unreal, bizarre, weird, or unearthly). The following serves as an example of a popular European joke: “A German Shepherd goes into a telegraph office to send off a telegram. The German Shepherd takes a blank telegram form and writes, ‘Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.’ The clerk looks at the form and tells the dog, ‘There are only nine words here. You can add another ‘Woof’ for the same price.’ The dog replies, ‘But, that would make no sense at all.’”

It is an intriguing entry into human psychology as to what chemical changes in the human brain occurs when we laugh. Hard science confirms that laughter triggers the release of “endorphins,” in the human body. This finding is significant in that these endorphins appear to contain bountiful health benefits. Health benefits that may improve the quality of human life. Dr. Robert R. Provine, professor of psychology and neuroscience at the University of Maryland, and

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author of “Laughter: A Scientific Investigation,” agrees strongly with the world’s scientific community that this unknown factor needs to be re-discovered: “The definitive research into the potential health benefits of laughter just hasn’t been done yet.”

People who laugh a lot are the beneficiaries, healthwise. The chemical release of endorphins (produced by laughing) is now being examined more enthusiastically than ever before, as a viable treatment of an assortment of physical and mental ailments, including anxiety.

Lab test results from the world’s foremost authorities on the human body have yielded a most shocking discovery of just how important laughing can have on human physiology. Consider the following discoveries: (1) Laughing Relaxes the Entire Body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress and actually leaves your body muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes afterward! (2) Laughter Boosts the Human Immune System. Laughter decreases stress-producing hormones and increases immune cells at the same time, all of which produces infection-fighting


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antibodies, thus strengthening your resistance against disease! (3) Laughter Triggers the Release of Endorphins. Endorphins are the human body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain. (4) Laughter Protects the Heart. Laughing improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other related cardiovascular problems. (5) Laughing Stimulates Many Human Organs. Hearty laughter enhances your intake of oxygenrich air, stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain.

Surprisingly, different types of humor, or jokes, impact us in a variety of ways. Surreal humor (defined earlier in this article) seems to stimulate the physical brain, as well as the intangible mind in a most unique way. Primarily because it is a type of humor where “Emotions and reasons commingle in the pre-frontal cortex which leads to decision making,” researchers say. In plain language, surreal humor is not only funny to the human mind, but it sometimes forces the brain to perceive and sort-out illogical reasoning. Comedian, Steven Wright, gives a classic example of surreal humor: “I bought a self-learning record to

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy! Dinner with Friends

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.'

learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.”

Audiences don’t realize it, but Steven Wright’s humor tickles the funny bone as well as the more sophisticated thinking that occurs in the regions of the brain known as the hypothalamus and cerebral cortex. “I’ve written several children’s books . . . not on purpose,” Wright quips with perfect deadpan expression. “We lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender we had to rub balloons on our heads.” Wright often reflects on human behavior, and spoofs at just how regimented our society is, and then he has fun with it, as an outsider looking in, which allows us to see life through humorous lenses: “One night a jet flew a little bit too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down.”

Steven Wright describes his brand of humor as “abstract.” And laughing along with him, one feels as though the world may actually be more crazy than Wright’s non sequitur jokes. As Wright, himself, points out, “They’re just jokes, but underneath that, they’re based on ‘the world is crazy.’” Like “A Mad Hatter Tea Party” in Alice in Wonderland, nothing seems to be real with Steven Wright driving the bus: “I got a new shadow. I

The elderly lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old bastard what his name is.' ••••• Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, O’Leary. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost

had to get rid of the other one . . . it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”

family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the West!”

When U.S. stand-up comedian, Judy Carter, performed in front of a Chinese audience, her entire act fizzled! In a nation where pornography is illegal, and any remarks pertaining to sex, infidelity, or promiscuity are taboo, foreign comics often die a grisly death on stage.

It is doubly ironic that Chineseborn comedian, Joe Wong, has scored big in America (“Late Night with David Letterman,” “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” etc.), but is puzzled, himself, why his entire act fizzled, bigtime, for his home-grown audience of 1.3 billion Chinese! Even China’s own stand-up comics, such as Ding Guanguan, say he is “Unfunny.” And China’s biggest TV network, China Central Television, acknowledges Joe Wong’s comedic success in America, but failed to comprehend any of his comedy material!

As stated earlier, humor sometimes plays differently from country to country. For example, in the relatively isolated Chinese culture, their value system of hard work, honesty, and ‘save face’ heritage, all may cause them to view American humor as both ‘confusing’ and ‘un-funny.’

Rodney Dangerfield, a longtime American favorite, presented material that mainland China might perceive as, not only ridiculous, but, offensive as well: “One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, do you always do that?’ And he answers, “Only when you come home early!” Nevertheless, Rodney Dangerfield’s humor continued to be hilarious to American audiences: “I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.” His selfeffacing humor made Rodney Dangerfield one of the most beloved and popular stand-up comics of all time – on American soil, that is. Dangerfield’s following joke never ‘plays’ well outside of America: “I come from a stupid

empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

Paddy said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror. The Baptist Cowboy

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Coors. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

In America, his self-deprecating humor had no bounds: “What a childhood I had, why when I took my first step, my old man tripped me.” Ironically, the man who said he never got any respect, got plenty of it from his native soil: “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

Nevertheless, Joe Wong, continues to win numerous American comedy awards, is hilariously popular on American television, yet remains somewhat puzzled over his dismal failure on his own soil. Wong’s ill-received humor in his native China went into ‘overkill’ when one of China’s biggest blogs told its 500,000 subscribers: “His (Wong’s) jokes are impossible for ordinary Chinese to get. If jokes need footnotes, it won’t be funny at all.”

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The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere. When we all left our home in Texas we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.

All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar-

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Aside from cross-cultural boundaries to consider, there is also a very obvious gender boundary to humor. For example, “The Three Stooges” are predominately popular with the American male, and predominately un-popular with the American female. Neuroscientists, while monitoring women and men in the laboratory, seem to reveal a predilection for males to giggle or laugh when viewing someone getting whacked over the head with a frying pan, or seeing someone’s nose tweaked, or eyeballs gouged in a comedy sketch. Women, on the other end of the spectrum, seem to manifest more empathy with the portrayed victim, even under the pretense of comedy. This shared sympathy seems vastly more common among females, over males, suggesting a possible inherent trait. And yes, while there may be exceptions, this appears to be the general rule regarding males, females, and “The Three Stooges.” Nonetheless, the debate continues as to why men find this American trio to be hilarious, and women (in general) do not. A broader and, perhaps, more interesting question is, where did the joke originate? Such a daunting query is, more likely than not, unanswerable. Reason being, that people laughing at the rudiments of a joke, riddle, or any humorous scenario (verbal or visual) seems to extend so far back in time that the genesis evaporates. It is fascinating to ponder a more fundamental question: When did humans first gain the physical capability to laugh? Did CroMagnon laugh? What about Neanderthal? Cultural anthropologists suspect that they did, profusely, but more along the visual or slapstick genre. Perhaps seeing a fellow Neanderthal slip and fall on mammoth feces elicited a rudimentary laugh (not that different from the great apes of today, such as the chimpanzees, gorillas, et al.) Visual humor is often universal (Charlie Chaplin is an amazing example), whereas cultural boundaries sometimes occur with the written or oral form of humor.

Strong visual humor may occur only in one’s imagination (such as when we dream), and yet these imagined images in the brain may be so powerful that the imagination can, at times, rival what we actually see in the physical world. Some jokes can trigger powerful imagery in the brain, and force the listener to “connect the dots” and ímagine what is happening. An example of powerful visual humor is the following, “I just flew into San Diego on ‘Hooter’s Airlines.’ Hooter’s Airlines is the only airline where male passengers actually pray for turbulence.” In comedy, ‘wordplay,’ can often escape the censors, by forcing the listener to complete the imagery in question, such as the Hooter’s Airlines joke above, wherein the

punchline is never clearly stated but, rather, the punchline is only implied, similar to the ‘double entendre.’ A classic example of the above ‘wordplay’ occurred years earlier, on ABC’s popular television program, “The Jack Paar Tonight Show.” Paar introduced the legendary, buxom movie star, Jayne Mansfield, in a manner that is now considered provocative and brazen humor for its time (1961). Straight-faced, Jack Paar introduced his well-endowed guest as such: “Here they are, Jayne Mansfield.” (The introduction was written by Dick Cavett, who later hosted his own popular show, “The Dick Cavett Show,” (1968-74)). In retrospect, comedy pundits consider the Mansfield introduction as one of the most celebrated quips delivered to mainstream America in modern showbusiness history, on a popular TV format. The introduction went so far as to stir America’s premier evangelist, Billy Graham, to quip, “This country knows more about Jayne Mansfield’s statistics than the Second Commandment.” In 1976, archeologist J. J. Van Dijk, stunned the world of science by unearthing a 3,900-year-old Babylonian tablet, in what is now known as modern-day, Iraq (southern Iraq). Upon this tablet, from 39 centuries ago, were written half-a-dozen riddles, all humorous, and all reflective of what made the ancient world laugh. It is supremely ironic that the staid, serious world of scientific inquiry, viz., archeology, has suddenly been forced to study, scrutinize, and feed at the trough of comedy material! Life often coalesces unlikely marriages (scientific inquiry and comedy) and, in this case, gives new meaning to Shakespeare’s popular coined phrase: “Strange Bedfellows.” The unearthed tablet of antiquity, dated 1,900 B.C.E, contains various riddles (all written in Sumerian) regarding flatulence (passing of gas, such as found in “Pull my Finger,”), and other elementary stabs at humor.

Throughout the millennia, we have had a lineage of comedy, and comics that has endured on almost every continent where humankind has been established. Comedy has survived the worst eras of tragedy, death, and destruction, all of which are still prevalent in our violent and volatile world today. In the final analysis, humor – along with faith, love, and resilience -- may prove to be our last, best hope for survival. On a planet over-populated by suspicious and paranoid residents who seem unable to traverse a single decade without waging war and bloodshed against each other, somewhere, for some reason or other, perhaps we need to laugh more, and weep less.

In fact, humor and laughter may be a long-hidden medicine that we, previously, never fully understood.

The scientific world is now rushing, eagerly, to try to learn more about this simple, elementary behavior known as laughing.

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health,” says respected researcher, Dr. Paul E. McGhee. Human arrogance has, for far too long, duped us into thinking that laughter was of little importance, and not worthy of proper study. The University of Maryland Medical Center describes a pioneering study which reveals that laughter helps prevent heart disease! Even the “Cancer Treatment Centers of America” is scrambling to find more clues as to, exactly, how laughter parlays into the power of healing, and has created the “Research Supporting Laughter Therapy” unit.

And if all this were still not enough, a huge bonus to all this research is that: Just the memory of laughter is beneficial. Can you imagine that? Just remembering a good laugh has proven to be good, healthy exercise!

I can do that. I can still recall Buddy Hackett, sitting on the set of “The Tonight Show,” across from Johnny Carson. It was the best medicine show on television! And the audience loved every minute of it! Including Carson, who had just thrown his pencil wildly in the air during a fit of uncontrolled laughter! Yup, I can still remember Buddy Hackett’s voice that magical night. I can still hear him, very clearly, and I swear I feel the better for it: “So, Johnny, my wife told me she wanted to be cremated and I said, ‘How about next Tuesday?’” Editor’s Note: Frederick Gomez has become not only a frequent contributor to The Paper but has become a good friend. When Frederick first submitted the idea of a scientific analysis of humor, jokes, and laughter, I cringed. It’s a bit like someone cutting open the throat of a canary to see why it sings so pretty, I thought.

But Frederick, as he always does, pulled it off. Enough actual jokes to bring a grin, if not a chuckle, or laugh . . . but the scientific analysis of why we find it/them funny. His comments below:

Lyle, attached is my most recent article, which I hope you like. I found myself seduced by my own research and, as often happens, I let the story "lead me on," almost as if it had a "life of its own." It was both fun and interesting at the same time! Speaking of a mutual friend, he says:

She always reads her Chuckles in The Paper. It seems to be medicinal. I know The Chuckles turned my life around when I lay dying at Palomar Hospital, for 16 days straight. I gave up the will to live, broken up as I was, as my seven doctors tried to piece back together what was left of me. Reading The Chuckles gave me the power

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tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. However, it hasn't affected my brothers though ..." SEX AT 73

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 73.

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71 so it's not too far to walk home afterwards and it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ••••• Answering machine message, "I am not available right now but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call you are one of the changes." ••••• My wife and I had words but I didn't get to use mine. ••••• Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ••••• Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ••••• The irony of life is that by the time you're old enough to know your way around you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ••••• I was always taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find one. ••••• Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ••••• A spire to inspire before you expire. Leaving work early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that,

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The Paper • Page 4 • August 6, 2015 Probation and Parole Checks Net Twelve in North County

A dozen people were arrested last Thursday after sheriff's deputies conducted probation and parole compliance checks throughout the North County.

Deputies went to residences in Encinitas, Solana Beach, Del Mar, Cardiff, 4SRanch, San Marcos, Vista, Oceanside and Carlsbad.

Called "Operation Neptune," the checks took place from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m.,

Deputies contacted 44 parolees and probationers. Nine men and three women who were not in compliance were taken into custody as part of a "zero-tolerance" policy. Of those arrested, five are from Oceanside, one is from Cardiff and four are from Encinitas, with one each from San Marcos and 4S Ranch. They face charges such as misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia, violating a temporary restraining order, being under the influence of drugs, and felony possession of heroin for sale. Deputies worked in conjunction with county probation and other North County lawenforcement agencies, Aquino

said.

Local News

Fifty deputies took part in the operation, along with sheriff's K-9 and helicopter units. Valley Center Man Dies in Freeway Collision Near Rancho Bernardo

20-year-old Kyle Anthony Glenwinkel of Valley Center suffered major injuries in a Rancho Bernardo freeway collision last week and later died of his injuries. He was riding a 2015 Harley Davidson motorcycle north on Interstate 15 about 6 p.m. on July 14 when he slammed into the back of a Honda Civic south of Camino del Norte, according to the county Medical Examiner’s Office. Glenwinkel was hospitalized with major injuries, including a severe head injury. His condition deteriorated and his family had him taken off life support, the Medical Examiner said. Glenwinkel died on Friday. Rattlesnake Bites Rancho Bernardo Man

A Rancho Bernardo man, Dan Schall, was bitten by a rattlesnake during a visit to Yosemite National Park two weeks ago. The rattler hit him in the knee area.

I learned that he and his beautiful wife, Alpana, met in Miami, Florida, while he was in medical school. They married, and had three beautiful children.

Man About Town

Have you had that experience where you meet someone and it is as though you have known them all your life?

Such was the case when I met Dr. Bhavaesh Patel a few years ago while visiting the Emergency Room at Palomar Medical Center. We chatted for, perhaps, 10 minutes and we hit it off perfectly. I asked him if he was still accepting new patients. He was. I switched to him as my primary care physician with Kaiser Permanente. That was about six, seven years ago.

Great physician, good friend, great husband and parent to a brood of very attractive kids.

The three kids, in back, Karishma, 13, foreground, l-r, , Shaan, 7, and Serena, 12.

Schall, 49, had hiked to the top of Nevada Falls with his children and was barefoot after cooling his toes in the rushing water. A baby rattlesnake nearby struck out and hit him, resulting in a five-day odyssey that included two emergency helicopter rides, three days in the ICU, eight vials of antivenin and a shot of morphine to ease his throbbing leg pain. He has said he was surprised so much pain and discomfort could result from such a small snake.

Schall is one of the more than 800 Californians who get bitten each year by venomous snakes. Most rattlesnake bites are not fatal — about one or two a year in California are — but they can deliver a nasty blow that can leave the victim in pain for weeks, if not months. Baby rattlesnakes can deliver a more-potent bite than an adult because they can’t control the dose they deliver. The toxicity of a snake’s venom can vary. “Missing Link” to College Boulevard Closer

Thanks to action by the Carlsbad City Council the long sought “missing link” to

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Even later, I learned he had done his medical residency in Internal Medicine at Brooke Army Hospital, Fort Sam Houston, Texas, in San Antonio. I, too, had spent my military years at Brooke Army Hospital, serving as their Entertainment Director for two years. It is a wonderful military base and a lot of fine doctors and other medical staff received some great training there. Both Dr. Patel and his wife are originally from India, but they grew up here in America. Along the line, Dr. Patel became a fan of American football and particularly of the Dallas Cowboys.

Each year he takes one of his daughters to a home game in Dallas. When his son gets old enough to enjoy the game and travel, Dr. Patel will have to figure out how to rotate all three kids each year to different games. He practices medicine at the San Marcos Kaiser Permanente offices, living nearby in San Elijo Hills.

The Patel family, Dr. Patel at left, wife, Alpana, fourth from left, and Serena, Shaan and Karishma

The kids go to San Elijo Elementary and Middle School respectively. All three have shown an interest in medicine and get good grades in the sciences. Perhaps we have three more doctors in the family?

Letters to the Editor

Lilac Hills Ranch will Devastate the County’s General Plan:

Around 400 AD, Easter Island was colonized by Polynesians who found an island covered by palm forest, abundantly supplied with fresh water, large seabird colonies, and many land mammals. Huge palm trees provided fruit, and wood. The population grew and flourished; huge statues were carved from the volcanic rock. Palms were cut down for fields, and to roll and lift the huge statues. The forests were gone by 1400. The delicate tropical soil eroded. With no forest to absorb the rain, springs and streams dried up. Population

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I’ve been delighted having him as my primary care physician and equally happy to call him a friend. Evelyn has him as her primary physician as well. Great years with a super doctor, and all because of a chance encounter in an emergency room. Lucky us!

We are very pleased with Kaiser Permanente and, obviously, very pleased with Dr. Patel. And, yes, he is accepting new Kaiser patients, but there are a limited number of openings. (Others have found out what a great doctor he is so his admirers are growing!) ••••• Speaking of health matters, I have discovered yet another excellent health provider.

A week ago Saturday I spent about six hours attending a Kiwanis training meeting. I had somehow acquired a low back pain the day prior and it was worse Saturday, so much so I had to walk with the aid of a cane; additionally, I had something going on where I would often feel as though one or both hips were going to dislocate whenever I would arise from a chair, couch, or bed. The hip never did "pop out" but it felt as though it was on the verge of doing so.

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when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early ... she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the

blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way!” The blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!" ••••• A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?" "Is that you, Frank?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be

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to laugh again. Something I thought I'd never, ever do again in this lifetime. I laughed, and wanted to live another week, just to see what other funny stories would make me laugh. So, onward I went -- week to week -waiting for The Chuckles and The Paper. It is no exaggeration that The Paper was instrumental in saving my life (giving me back my "will to live"). I learned to laugh again. To dream again. We are pleased Frederick is still with us and not in the Land of the Great Perhaps. We are also pleased that we may have played some small role in helping him through his medical crisis. We look forward to many more articles by Frederick (he pronounces his name in the German manner, as “Freidrich,” and speaks German fluently. Frederick is a fascinating man of many talents.

Not only is he an excellent writer but is a brilliant researcher, is an amateur magician, is an active member of the Kumeyaay nation and proud Native American. He is also a good friend to a great many people and a benefactor to several. He doesn’t talk about it but he is also a bit of a philanthropist and helps other folks out

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peaked at some 10,000 in 1600, then crashed to less than 2,000 when island was "discovered" in 1722. It is still a barren island, an ecosystem devastated beyond recovery.

On June 7, 2012, Barnosky et al. published “Approaching a state shift in Earth’s biosphere” in the prestigious journal Nature.[1] They suggest that the entire planet may be reaching a tipping point that will make it impossible to keep our planet’s existing wondrous web of life. Their prognosis has received less attention than the carcinogenic properties of tobacco did 60 years ago. In 2011 San Diego County adopted a new General Plan after some 13 years and $18.6 million. This plan: “reflects the County’s commitment to a sustainable growth model that facilitates efficient development near infrastructure and services, while respecting sensitive natural resources and protection of existing community character...”[2] The new General Plan requires new villages to meet Leadership in Energy &

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tinues with s’mores, popcorn and the featured movie under the stars. Attendees will retire to their personal tents for "lights out" at 10:30pm on Saturday. On Sunday morning, families can continue their camping experience with an early morning hike. The idea of Snores & S’mores is to give families an opportunity to experience camping in an easy, safe way and enjoy the fun of camping, right in their own city. Attendees should register in advance by August 7. For info, call 760.602.7519.

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Snores & S’mores Family Campout

The City of Carlsbad’s Snores & S’mores family campout will be held from 5pm Saturday, August 8 to 9am Sunday, August 9, at Aviara Community Park, 6435 Ambrosia Lane. The event is $25 per person and free for ages 3 and under. Snores & S'mores offers a night of roasting marshmallows, playing games and watching an outdoor movie, all while camping out in a neighborhood park. Attendees can set up a tent on the field and enjoy an adventure in the pixilated world of video games. The evening con-

‘‘Letter to the Editor’ Cont. from Page 5

Environmental Design Neighborhood Development (LEED ND) or “equivalent” standards, requiring new communities be located near to existing infrastructure, not in the middle of farms and natural habitat like the 15 or so General Plan Amendment (GPA) projects now wending their way through the County’s planning process. The first of these GPA’s to come before the Planning Commission on August 7, The Lilac Hills Ranch project, would level farms and chaparral for some 1,700 homes—far from schools, public transportation, sewer, etc.

Lilac Hills’ developers, Accretive Investments, wish to evade LEED ND standards by providing “equivalent” standards drawn up by the Home Innovation Research Labs (HIRL), a subsidiary of the National Association of Home Builders.[3] This “equivalency” may require “green” construction, but a development in the middle of open country would never meet LEED ND standards—LEED ND standards are about location, location, location. Shockingly, the staff at the County of San Diego

A Family Enjoying Snores & S’mores from Last Year Meetings/Events Calendar

Business Women’s Association Meeting is Tonight, August 6th – The Soaring Eagles Chapter of the American Business Women’s Association meeting is tonight, Thursday, August 6, with networking at 6pm, dinner at 6:30pm and speaker from 7:15-8pm. It will be held at The Old Spaghetti Factory, 111 N. Twin Oaks Valley Road, San Marcos. Guests are welcome. Cost is $23/members and $28/guests. The program is “Build a Thriving

Department of Planning and Land Use (DPLU) have not ensured this project adheres to the General Plan. Their “global response” to public comments objecting to the proposal, encompasses the analysis by HIRL, rather than a professional, impartial response written by DPLU staff. This response claims “equivalency” where none exists.[4]

The County’s General Plan now calls for over 72,000 housing units in the unincorporated county—no need for the homes added by GPA’s. There is a need to preserve as much habitat as we can. Building of Lilac Hills probably won’t push the earth’s biomass into oblivion, but it will set a precedent. A precedent that will allow the same urban sprawl that has lowered the quality of life for all species, including Homo sapiens. Sincerely, /s/Margaret McCown Liles Escondido, CA.

Thanks to Frederick

Dear Mr. Gomez:

Thoroughly enjoyed your article on Mark Twain in July 2nd issue of The Paper. My sister lives in San Marcos and

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Business…Using the 3 B’s… by Barbara Maisonet who will guide the members through a series of questions to determine where your business is right now and where you want to go. Also, there will installation of the new board members. For more info, or to register, visit the website at www.abwa-soaringeagles.org or contact Sue Puffet at 760.822.2242 or abwamembership@gmail.com.

August at Brandon Gallery – August 1-31, Lifecycle, a photo exhibit of trees and bicycles. Reception is Friday, August 7, from 4-7pm, public welcome. Also, featured consignment artist Mary Brown. Call to artists for Fall Membership Show of the Fallbrook Art Association in September. For prospectus http://www.fallbrookartassn.org/. Located at 105 N. Main Avenue, Fallbrook, the gallery is open Tuesday-Saturday, 10am-4pm; info@fallbrookbrandongallery.org or www.fallbrookbrandongallery.org.

August Events for Carlsbad Chamber – August 7, from 7-9am, “A Method to Your Marketing Madness” at the First Friday Breakfast with Aaron Fletcher. Wednesday, August 19, from 5-7pm, the Sundowner will be held at Sorority Celebrated Founder’s Day the Museum of Making “Celebrate Sisterhood” was the theme of the 84th Music; hors d’oeuvres, cash Annual Founder’s Day Celebration of Beta Sigma bar, opportunity drawings, Phi International Sorority, of which Hidden Valley networking, hosted by Chamber. Vista Council is a member. Beta Sigma Phi is a Carlsbad Friday, August 28, 8-10am, social, cultural and philanthropic International Sorority, headquartered in Kansas City, Missouri, “Get Your Black Belt On,” with chapters throughout the world. If you are simple martial arts techinterested in belonging to a special organization niques to tap into your perand make many new friends, call Peggy at sonal power, taught by 760.743.2610. Sensei Michelle Enfield. (top left) Order of the Rose Ritual Recipients were August 13, Camberpl8tes, Lisa O’Hearn, Myrna Hroch, Patty Cline and Diane Crews. 760.685.3759, from (top right) The Golden Circle Ritual Recipients were 11:30am-1pm. August 14, Patricia Kohles and Margaret “Maggie” Elvey. Coffee Connection, at the Chamber, 8-9am. August (bottom left) The Silver Circle Ritual Recipients 21, State of the City, were Nannette Schuyler, Susana Jauregui and Sheraton Carlsbad Resort Patty Cline. & Spa, 11am-1:30pm. For (bottom right) The 2015-2016 HVVC officers installed were (l-r) President, Peggy Williams; Vice President, Sheila Barnett; Recording Secretary, Marilyn Kelso; Corresponding Secretary, Candace Doherty; and Treasurer, Barbara Gonzales.

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Since seawater desalination is important to Southern California, I was pleased to participate in a tour of the Poseidon plant in Carlsbad. The tour was well attended by legislators from throughout the state, including Assembly Speaker Toni Atkins and Minority Leader Kristin Olsen.

Commission and Regional Water Quality Control Board. Through energy efficiencies and coastal habitat enhancement, Carlsbad is one of the most environmentally friendly desalination projects on earth. However, bureaucratic delays were compounded by years of costly lawsuits filed by environmental groups seeking to block the project.

The Carlsbad project was many years in the making. The permitting process alone took six years and required approval by the Coastal Commission, State Lands

While desal isn’t the only solution to our growing need for a reliable and sustainable water supply, tapping into this drought-proof resource has to be an essential part of any comprehensive plan that seeks to quench California’s massive thirst.

Desalination is Moving Forward

This $1 billion plant is the largest, most advanced desalination facility in North America. Once the project goes on-line, 50 million gallons of desalinated potable water will be supplied to North County daily. Presently, almost half the region’s water is imported by the Metropolitan Water District, though that amount is dropping. By 2020 MWD-supplied water will drop to about 30 percent of the total, with desalinated water from Carlsbad supplying seven to 10 percent.

With construction of new desalination projects under consideration throughout California, including a proposed new plant at Camp Pendleton, the hurdles faced at Carlsbad are worrisome. Obviously, the approval process must be expedited by eliminating or streamlining these bureaucratic and legal hurdles.


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‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 5

proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Frank! Heaven?"

Fr. Don Bernard Tijuana, Mexico

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The pain had magically subsided to where I was only a wee bit tender for about an hour then all pain disappeared.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow

Come Saturday morning, time to go to the meeting . . . but the back was acting up with more pain than it had on Friday. I decided I'd better have it looked at and treated after the meeting.

She asked a few questions, probed my phenomenally beautiful body, made a number of adjustments on my back . . . then did some type of leg pull that popped my lower back into where it was supposed to be. I felt an instant release of most of the pain . . . she did the other leg as well but the right leg was where the problem apparently was. (She talked about a Psoas muscle, that runs from the spine to the hip and groin area. That was what had tightened up and was causing my difficulty.)

Reportedly, a woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady, who was blind.

‘Man About Town’ Cont. from Page 4

Normally, I would see my good friend, Dr. Steve Heilman, also a Kiwanian, but his office isn't open on weekends to I went to ? "The Joint," a fairly new chiropractic clinic that is open seven days a week. The chiropractor on duty was Dr. Alyson Mather . . . from Massachusetts.

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passed it on to me. I”m a missionary priest living and working in Tijuana, Mexico.

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Again, thank you. You express yourself as or more colorfully than Mark Twain. Excellent!

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A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs." Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses !

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes but they were trying to change airlines! Supposedly a true story.

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wasn’t supposed to be paid until 1945, but crushing economic pressures of the Great Depression pushed the out-of-work veterans to demand the money early.

Organizers called it the “Bonus Expeditionary Force Marchers,” but the media called it the “Bonus Army.” The U.S. Attorney General ordered the veterans removed from all government property. When the veterans resisted, shots were fired and two were killed. President Herbert Hoover then ordered the Army to clear the veterans' campsite.

Dr. Alyson Mather

I'm super impressed!

I'm a big believer in chiropractic. There are any number of times when I've been hurting and hurting bad and one trip to the chiropractor relieved all of my pain, almost instantaneously. Good chiropractors are worth their weight in gold. But that's the key . . . you have to find the good ones. Dr. Steve is a great chiropractor. Have used him for years and trust him. Now, I've found another chiropractor I'd see anytime I was hurting. Either one or both could help me. Just a word to the wise. If you've got some aches and pains in that ancient carcass of

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March of the Bonus Army

The burning of Washington, D.C., by the British Army during the War of 1812, wasn’t the only time our nation’s capital city was invaded. It happened the spring and summer of 1932 – some 83 years ago, when some 17,000 World War I veterans marched on the city, demanding a cash redemption of their bonus certificates, which had been issued to World War I veterans.

With their families, a total of 43,000 set up a make-shift encampments of tents and temporary shacks, resolving not to leave until the government made good on a 1924 “World War Adjusted Compensation Act.” The money

Army Chief of Staff, Gen. Douglas MacArthur, commanded the infantry and cavalry units, which was supported by six tanks. The tanks were commanded by Maj. George S. Patton. The Bonus Marchers, believing the troops were marching in their honor, cheered the troops until Patton ordered the cavalry to charge them -- an action which prompted the spectators to yell, "Shame! Shame!"

The Bonus Army marchers with their wives and children were driven out, and their shelters burned. The veterans fled across the Anacostia River to their largest camp, known as

‘Tom Morrow’ Cont. on Page 12


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‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 7

Aphorism = "An aphorism is a concise statement that is made in a matter of fact tone to state a principle or an opinion that is generally understood to be a universal truth. Aphorisms are often adages, wise sayings and maxims aimed at imparting sense and wisdom. It is to be noted that aphorisms are usually witty and curt and often have an underlying tone of authority to them" 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of

Man About Town Cont. from Page 7

yours . . . these are two chiropractors I highly recommend. And welcome to North County to Dr. Alyson Mather. And thanks! You made me feel good again!

(Dr. Mather is on duty Saturdays, Mondays and Tuesdays at The Joint, in Escondido. Dr. Steve is available Monday through Fridays, also in Escondido). Back to the Future Charlies’ Restaurant Escondido:

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A new dish makes its debut at Charlie’s. It’s the Fajita Omelet! A Special on Thursdays. Loved it!

Bill Meleka, Charlie’s son-inlaw, showed me this photo and I was sold! (See photo at right).

A beautiful, soft, fluffy omelet loaded with Chicken Fajitas! Add this to one of my favorite breakfasts! Bill has come up with a number of other innovative breakfast dishes and I’m anxious to try them all. He has even taken photos of them so as to whet my appetite. He succeeds almost ever time.

the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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7. Business conventions are The government can literally claim important because they everything you own: Your home, Social Security check, CD’s, Investments, demonstrate how many people everything. Wiped Out! Revocable a company can operate withLiving Trusts don’t help! There are strategies to protect you from financial out. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where

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Tim and Marie Cunning, their kids, Morgan and Andrew, are relaxing in Lake Tahoe this week. Tim, a real estate specialist and super active member of Kiwanis, and Marie, owner of a top end interior decorating firm, have mixed emotions. Happy that their daughter has not only been accepted by NYU, and is receiving a scholarship, but sad because they are flying back to New York to enter her in school. Then comes the tough part, saying good-bye. Morgan is a beautiful and brilliant young lady. We will all miss her.

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“The entire El Camino Real corridor will move more smoothly,” said Glen Van Peski, director of community and economic development. Completion of the road has been in Carlsbad’s long-term plans for decades, Van Peski said.

Carlsbad Mayor Matt Hall also emphasized the importance of completing the road. “The missing link of College is very important to us, and it’s high on our priority list to get that completed,” Hall said Wednesday.

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College Boulevard appears to be a bit closer toward becoming a reality.

There has been a gap in the major north-south artery that connects with state Routes 78 and 76 in Oceanside and extends south into northeast Carlsbad. The missing piece is a 1.5-mile section though an undeveloped semirural area between Cannon Road and El Camino Real.

Last Tuesday, the Carlsbad council approved a detailed financing mechanism to divide up the cost of construction on that section, and approved a land-use plan to offset environmental damage the work will cause. The council agreed to set aside 17 acres as open space at the southern end of the extension along Agua Hedionda Creek. Much of that property near El Camino Real is now used as an equestrian center.

Construction is still probably two to three years away, officials said, but when completed the College Boulevard extension is expected to ease traffic at nearby crowded intersections.

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• Page 10 • August 6, 2015

A Weekly Memo from the Councilmembers of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders. Olga Diaz

Council Member, Represents District 3

‘Social Butterfly’ Cont. from Page 6

more info, visit www.carlsbad.org.

August Art Events and ArtWalk, 2nd Saturday – The Escondido Arts Partnership/Municipal Gallery announces these events for August. The 2nd Saturday ArtWalk for Opening Receptions, August 8, 5:30pm-8pm, for “Small Images” (choose your favorite artwork in this peoples’ choice exhibition, August 7September 5). See the exhibitions “In and Around San Diego” (August 4September 4) and “Slave(?) to Fashion: the dark side of the garment industry.” Art Receiving for “A Perfect World” will be August 21-22, from 11am-2pm; for the exhibit September 11-October 3. Workshops with Linda Doll, “Zentangle” Line & Wine, August 4 & 8, September 1 & 15, October 6 & 20, 5-7pm, $30/session or $150 for all six sessions, materials included. Make reservations at EAP or call 760.480.4101. Poets, Inc

Recent news of the pending closure of the downtown Palomar medical campus Escondido is known for many good has caused great concern. What do we things. Its rich agricultural history, do now? boom years as the hub of north county, its REAL downtown, its past I have a sincere hope that our collective investments in open space and arts, and resistance to change will not let the fate as the City with two hospitals – an old of a closed hospital mirror that of the one and a new one. On the flip side, recently closed Country Club. Instead, Escondido has repeatedly demonstrated Palomar representatives, City leaders a struggle to adapt. “We” don’t like and residents should envision a new change. Not in our politics. Not in our future for the old hospital land. A zoning. Not in our demographics. Not redeveloped, master planned project in our back yards.” featuring housing, office, retail and Adaptability

(Inland North County) and EAP host a Literary Series the first Sunday each month. Food and Art, downtown every Tuesday at Escondido Certified Farmers’ Market, from 2:30-7pm. EAP Gallery hours are Tuesdays 11-5 (Farmers Market); Thursday-Saturday 11-4, located at 262 E. Grand Ave, Escondido.

History Center Happenings in August – The History Center continues its monthly events; one more movie in the Movies in the Park series, on August 8, grab the kids, some low backed chairs or blanket, cash for the snack bar, and get ready - activities start at 7pm, movie starts at dusk, “Wreck-It Ralph.” The dynamic duo, Dick and Ann Rothwell, are this month’s walking tour docents. Tour Old Escondido West to see homes in a variety of architectural styles in the Old Escondido Historic District on Tuesday, August 18, 6pm, meet at NE corner Grand at Broadway. The Cougars exhibit is on during the

month of August, Tuesday thru Saturday, 10am-4pm, showcasing Escondido High School memorabilia. Grape Day Festival is coming – the Festival and Parade takes place Saturday, September 12, with the parade at 9:30am on Grand Avenue. Jack Owens has been selected Grape Day King and will be crowned on Friday evening, September 11th at “Cruisin’ Grand and will preside over the festivities the next day, from 9:30am-4pm. At the Festival there will be grape stomping, entertainment, demonstrations, contests, fun zone, vendor booths, and an international food court. Volunteers are needed. Contact the History Center at 760.743.8207 if available to help. The History Center is located at 321 N. Broadway in Grape Day Park. Visit the website for more information, EscondidoHistoryCenter.

open space nearby, a beautified Escondido Creek sounds wonderful to me. This could be the best chance Escondido gets to revive the junction between East Valley and our historic Downtown.

Instead of fearing change, let’s make the best of this opportunity. Email me your ideas about what should be done with the Palomar property in Downtown Escondido. odiaz@escondido.org 16th, the Oceanside International Film Festival (OIFF) will publicly screen a mixture of unique and independent films from many countries, states, and local filmmakers. This event will take place at the Star Theatre and Sunshine Brooks Theatre in Oceanside. If you want to be a part of this Festival, visit www.osidefilm.org or OIFF Facebook page for more info and admission: www.facebook.com/likeOIFF.

SD Botanic Garden Events & Classes – Sunday, August 9, 5-8pm, Summer Jazz Concert featuring The Big Band and Jazz Hall of Fame Orchestra. SDB Garden members $15; non-members $25; children (312yrs) of members $5 and non-members $10. (http://www.sdbgarden.org/jazzconcert.htm). Thursdays, August 6, 13, 20 & 27, 4:30pm-8pm, free with paid

The Pastor Says . . .

Red Carpet Being Rolled Out for Film Festival – During the course of eight days, from August 9th through

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nurseries advertise beating the neighbors with their produce. I have felt both the success and failure in that game.

Ed is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 6 year old, 60 pound, Airedale Terrier mix. “Loving” and “loveable” are two words that best describe Ed. He’s kind of a goof ball with an outgoing personality and an eagerness to make people happy. Ed was transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society from the Kauai Humane Society through the FOCAS program.

The $145 adoption fee for Ed includes medical exam, vaccinations, neuter and microchip. For more information call 760-753-6413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.

Ray Ray, a 3-month-old Domestic Short Hair, is a playful kitten looking for a home to call his own. This handsome boy is silly and fun-loving. He can be a bit hesitant at first around new people and places, but when given some time to adjust, he blossoms into a wonderful companion. His silly kitten antics are sure to provide endless entertainment to his new family. Ray Ray approaches life with curiosity and enthusiasm, which keeps him excited about the world around him. With his boundless energy and charisma, he absolutely loves to play and share his love with those around him. He can’t wait to get settled in a new home with a patient, loving family. Ray Ray is available for adoption at San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3450 E Valley Parkway. To learn more about making him part of your family, please call (760) 888-2275.

Pastor Richard Huls, Retired It Is Harvest Time

The magic time of gardening has come. It is harvesting time. I know most believe October is with Octoberfests, but here in So. California harvest begins already in May. Many gardeners want to be the first to pick a ripe tomato by July 4th or slice a ripe watermelon in July. Actually, many succeed, even before these dates, to enjoy the first produce from the garden.

There is a sense of pride to enjoy fresh sweet corn, tomatoes, onions, carrots, melons, cucumbers, and many other vegetables before your neighbor does. In fact, many seed companies and

While the harvesting is satisfying, there is much more to gardening. It all begins in the spring with the seed catalogues promoting the old standbys, the heritage varieties, new varieties which seem endless, and, in today’s world, seeds from all parts of the world. The seed catalogues always promote the products with pictures of perfect fruit and vegetables. They will even tell you how and when to plant. What they don’t tell you is how much work is involved and how patient one must be before you harvest.

Actually the best part of gardening is the process – the ground preparation, planting, watering, weeding, and waiting. It is the journey. This is the lesson of life. Some can’t wait to retire and miss the joy of work. Parents often can’t wait for the kids to leave and miss their growing up. Many can’t wait to die to go to heaven and miss the joy and adventure of living. The recent Pluto pictures illustrate the journey- thousands of hours in development, millions of miles in travel, years of anticipation and expectation, and then the harvest of pictures. What a journey of living!


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• Page 11 • August 6, 2015

A Weekly Message from the Mayor of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders.

San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond

August summer fun in San Marcos

For residents looking for continued summer fun, the City of San Marcos has plenty of activities planned for the entire community to come out and enjoy.

The city’s Concert in the Gardens series continues with a performance by California Southern Rock artist Kana Road on Saturday, Aug. 22 in Woodland Park and Tony Suraci on Saturday, Sept. 12. Pre-sale tickets are just $6 with tickets at the door $8 for adults or $3 for children 12 and

under.

For parents looking for a much needed date night, the city offers Fun Friday Nites for children on Friday, Aug. 14 and Friday, Sept. 11 from 6 to 10 pm. Children will enjoy a night of games, crafts, pizza and movies where trained recreation leaders will be on site supervising the festivities. Preregistration is required. For more information or to see all of the events planned in San Marcos, please visit www.san-marcos.net or call (760) 744-9000.

Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed

Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series

‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 8

'Happy Hour' is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? 18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Bentley than in a Ford.

19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't matter. 21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift. And REMEMBER....

Politicans and diapers should be changed often. And for the

same reason.

Teachers versus Educators

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally, the principal and Sister Mary decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian, who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princess-

‘Chuckles’ Cont. on Page 14

Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter

Free Summer Fun Fest

Vista is celebrating summer on Saturday, August 8 with a free, family event in Brengle Terrace Park. It will be an afternoon of games, arts & crafts, and a Safety Fair. Kids will enjoy free face painting, art and garden demos, bounce houses and the chance to inspect the equipment from the Vista firefighters, Sheriff’s deputies, and the CA Highway Patrol. Kids can inspect the armored vehicles and watch the Sheriff’s K-9 demonstration. Adults can pick up information and meet community partners at the interactive and educational booths.

Have questions about what’s happening in Vista? Be sure to drop by our City Booth to meet us. The Summer Fun Fest runs from 5 pm through 7 pm and is followed by a free Movie in the Park – Big Hero 6. Take the whole family and head to Brengle Terrace Park for a fun afternoon and relax with them afterwards watching the free movie, which begins at 8 pm. The Summer Movies in the Park is a perfect chance to meet new people and enjoy a safe and special night under the stars. Check online at CityofVista.com for more details.

Oceanside • Mayor Jim Wood

OCEANSIDE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL

I invite you to come out and join us for one of our most popular annual events, the Oceanside International Film Festival (OIFF). Held August 9th through August 16th, OIFF is an opportunity for independent filmmakers to have their work screened and judged, giving film buffs a chance for viewing local and international films at a place in SoCal known for its rich history, beautiful beaches and artistic freedom. OIFF showcases features, documentaries, shorts, animation and student works from filmmakers who have not yet signed distribution agreements. Among the highlights of the festival will be its traditional

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admission/membership, Thursday Family Fun Nights in Hamilton Children’s Garden, kid-friendly entertainment each week (info: http://www.sdbgarden.org/thursnigh ts.htm). Daily now to April 2016, 9am-5pm, free with paid admission/membership, Sculpture in the Garden – 27 artists’ sculptures (info: http://www.sdbgarden.org/sculpture.htm). Daily now to September 26, 9am-5pm, free with paid admission/membership, Double Takes Art/Photo Show & Sale (http://www.sdbgarden.org/events.ht m). Saturday, August 15, 10am12noon, free, Solana Center for Recycling, Composting Workshop, 2hour interactive workshop. Register online at http://www.solanacenter.org. The San Diego Botanic Garden is located at 230 Quail Gardens Dr., Encinitas, phone 760.436.3036, or visit website at sdbgarden.org. African Violet Society Meeting Announced – The San Diego North

red-carpet opening gala, recognition of the industry activists and closing ceremonies with awards given for Best-In-Category awards, Best Picture Trophy and Audience Choice Awards.

The film festival is a public event conceived by the Oceanside Cultural Arts Foundation. In between screenings, be sure to check out our local attractions including the famous bungalow house featured in “Top Gun”, the California Surf Museum, or the longest wooden pier on the western United States coastline – all within walking distance of the OIFF. For more information and ticket prices, please visit http://osidefilm.org/about-us/.

County African Violet Society will meet on Tuesday, August 11, at 10:15am in the community room at the Vista Library, 700 Eucalyptus Avenue. Pamela Tucker, the club vice president, will present the program slides of the AVSA National Show in Kansas City. For the culture class, Marge Siirila will demonstrate how to plant a leaf. There will be an auction and raffle. Coffee, tea and snacks will be furnished. For info, contact Pauline Mueller at 760.433.4641 or email paulinemueller520@yahoo.com.

Chamber Online Marketing/Social Media Seminary Series Continues – The next seminars in this series are Wednesday, August 12, Search Engine Optimization, and Thursday, September 17, Yelp for Business. Classes run twice a day, from 910:30am and repeat from 6-7:30pm. Attendees can receive free head shot portraits after the morning sessions.

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In a perfect world everyone would have their own PC. No one would ever need to touch any PC but their own. Whether at work, school or play, your PC would always look exactly like you want it to look. It would stay on the straight and narrow and never stray into unknown and perhaps dangerous regions of the Internet. It would never switch browsers, change settings or download files or programs that you didn’t want or need. Ah, but this is not a perfect world.

Every week home and business users bring us PCs with problems caused by “guest” users. These are software (operating system or applications) problems caused by “someone else” using the computer. When a fellow employee at work, a

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“Hooverville,” when President Hoover ordered the assault stopped. However, MacArthur, feeling the Bonus March was an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government, ignored the President and ordered a new attack. Fifty-five veterans were injured and 135 arrested. Maj. Dwight D. Eisenhower, later our 34th President, served as one of MacArthur's junior aides. Believing it wrong for the Army's highest-ranking officer to lead an action against fellow veterans, Ike strongly advised MacArthur against taking any public role: "I told that dumb son-of-a-bitch not to go down there," he said later.

A decorated hero from the war, who had saved Patton's life during the war, approached him the day after the Army’s action to sway him. Rather than listen to the man whom Patton had personally decorated for his bravery under fire, was coldly rejected, saying "I do not know this man.”

The Bonus Army incident proved disastrous for Hoover's chances at re-election; he lost the 1932 election in a landslide to Franklin D. Roosevelt. In May 1933, a second demonstration was organized. Roosevelt provided the marchers with a camp-

family member or a house guest wants to use your PC for some reason, you probably say yes and then hope for the best. For every problem we see here at The Computer Factory there are probably scores that we don’t see because the home or business user either fixes the problem or puts up with the annoyance. Even if you could protect your PC from “guests,” you may still want to insulate your critical files from the perils of WWW surfing. How can you keep your important files safe from Internet baddies and yet be able to surf the net? The answer, the “guest HDD.” The “guest HDD” is simply a second HDD (hard disk drive) that has the OS (operating system) and device drivers required to operate your PC. It can be a clone of your main HDD if you chose. The key to using a “guestHDD” is the device called a “mobilrack.” The “mobilrack” is a HDD “dock” that mounts on the front of your tower just like your DVD-R/W. When you’re using your PC for normal operations the “work HDD” is in the “dock.” When someone else needs to use your PC you pull your “work HDD” out of the “dock” and insert the “guest HDD.” Now no matter what your “guest” or the Internet does to your PC, everything goes back to normal when you put your “work HDD” back in site in Virginia, with three meals a day. Roosevelt arranged for his wife Eleanor to visit the site unaccompanied, but the most she could offer was a promise of jobs in the newly created Civilian Conservation Corps. One veteran commented: "Hoover sent the army, Roosevelt sent his wife."

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With a mobilrack every member of the family can have their own personal HDD. Schools that give each student a HDD save money and time by reducing the number of PCs and service required. Business can allow personal use of PCs during breaks and lunch by installing “mobilracks” on business workstations so employees can use them with their own HDDs.

The cost of a “mobilrack” is about $25 and the cost of a good 500GB HDD about $60. Once the system is established it can also be used as a redun-

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Open to the public for $35/each; chamber members $20. All North County chamber members are welcome to attend at Chamber rate. These seminars are held at the Escondido Chamber, 720 N. Broadway. Register to reserve your space at www.EscondidoChamber.org/OMSM seminars, or call 760.745.2125 for more information.

Connections Start Here – The N. San Diego Business Chamber will hold a Regional Connect Networking event on Wednesday, August 12, from 5-7pm, at the Radisson Hotel San Diego – Rancho Bernardo, 11520 W. Bernardo Court, S.D. 92127. For members, 5 free employee admissions (with registration by 8/11) $10 on 8/12. Non-members $35/person. Then on Thursday, August 20, 7:309am, at the Chamber office, a Professional Development Forum, presented by Liz Goodgold of “How to Network Gooder.” Members $29; non-Members $49, includes full breakfast and presentation. Registration required. Leaders of Change program will be held on August 26, 11:30am check-in and presentation at 12noon, at Sony Electronics, 16535 Via Esprillo, S.D. 92127. Members $49; Non-Members $69, includes lunch and presentation. Pre-registration required.

Tower Three Concert in San Marcos - The City of San Marcos invites you to a free concert featuring Tower Three at the Wood House Gardens in Woodland Park, 1148 Rock Springs Road, on Thursday, August 13, at 6:30pm. Gates open at 6pm. Enjoy an evening of music at this beautiful outdoor venue located in the gardens of an old Victorian house. Tower Three is a San Diego

dant back-up system by maintaining a clone of the “work HDD” on the “guest HDD.” By combining the cloned “guest HDD” with “cloud back up” (like Carbonite) you have a “hot swap” option that gets you up and running quickly in the event of a HDD failure or infection.

The “guestHDD” is an inexpensive solution for multiple user workstations and a great way to provide a cheap “hot swap” back-up solutions for your business PCs. Come on in and let us get you set up.

born band, combining elements of pop and various styles to capture the essence of beautiful Southern California. Bring beach chairs or blankets for lawn seating. Snacks and beverages will be available for purchase. Parking is free. For more info, call 760.744.9000 or visit www.san-marcos.net.

Senior Anglers Meeting Scheduled - The Escondido Senior Anglers Club meets regularly on the 2nd Friday each month (this month, August 14th) at the Escondido Community Center, 210 Park Ave, Escondido. The special guest speaker will be Dennis Lamb, General Manager of the Vallecitos Water District or his designated associate. He will discuss the district’s current projections regarding the on-going drought and any future desalinization projects. This energetic over-50 crowd of men and women participate in both fresh & saltwater fishing, youth trout derbies, various picnics, RV camp-outs, and other community service events. Meetings are free and guests are welcome. Shirts and shoes are required. You are welcome to join us for lunch (Dutch Treat, separate checks) at one of the excellent local restaurants that sponsor the club.

Jazz Jam Sessions – On Friday nights in August, from 7-10pm, grab your instruments and jam with the band, or just go along for the live jazz, wine and bistro fare under the stars in the Lyric Court at the Center for the Arts, Escondido, 340 N. Escondido Blvd. RSVP at artcenter.org. Generously sponsored by Jay & Gale Stienon.

“Dinner and a Movie” at Historic Leo Carrillo Ranch – On Friday,

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August 14, enjoy an evening of good food, live entertainment, a silent auction and a special outdoor screening of “If You Could Only Cook” starring Leo Carrillo, at the city’s annual Dinner and a Movie fundraiser to support the Leo Carrillo Ranch Historic Park educational programming. The Park is located at 6200 Flying Leo Carrillo Lane, and dinner will be served at 6:30pm. Movie starts promptly at sunset following an episode of “The Cisco Kid.” Dining tickets must be purchased by August 8th and cost $40, with additional exclusive dining options available. Only 150 tickets are available, and no ticket sales at the door. Proceeds support the Carrillo Ranch Trust Fund, established by the City of Carlsbad to enable the public to contribute to the continued restoration and enhancement of this hist6oric site. Donations to the trust fund are only used for the development, operation and maintenance of Leo Carrillo Ranch. The movie is a fast-paced romantic comedy set amidst the hustle and bustle of post prohibition era New York, but this comedic story is timeless, says Recreation Supervisor Charles Balteria. Purchase tickets online at www.carlsbadconnect.org under special events. For more info, call 760.476.1042 or visit www.leocarrilloranch.org. Bring low back chairs, warm clothes, a flashlight, and a blanket. Wear appropriate

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Public Invited to Hear Syrian Pastor at Village Church in RSF – A Protestant pastor from Damascus, Syria, will make a special stop in Rancho Santa Fe for a free discussion on how the current unrest in the Middle East is impacting Christians. Rev. Boutros Zaour will appear at the Village Community Church at 6225 Paseo Delicias in Rancho Santa Fe on Sunday, August 16 from 7pm-8pm, preceded by a free wine and appetizer reception starting at 6pm. Earlier that day, he will preach at both the 9am and 10:30am worship services in the sanctuary, with a “Meet-andGreet” reception at the church’s Fellowship Center from 11:45am to 12:15pm. Rev. Zaour will outline how we can support Christians and other minorities in the Middle East. Rev. Zaour has been the pastor of the 600member Presbyterian Church in Damascus for 18 years. Located in the heart of the Old City, the congregation has welcomed Iraqi refugees as well as fellow Syrians who have been displaced from other parts of the country. Rev. Zaour serves on several councils of the National Evangelical Synod of Syria and Lebanon and meets regularly with Muslim leaders prominent in Damascus. The talk and reception are free and open to the public; space is limited. RSVPs are requested. Register online at http://villagechurch.ortg/rev-boutros-zaour, contact Mary Caldwell, maryc@villagechurch.org or call 858.756.2441.

Christian Women's Club Meeting - "An Island Adventure" is the theme of the San Marcos-Vista Christian Women's Club luncheon on Monday, August 17, at 11:30am at Broken Yolk Café, 101 S. Las Posas Rd, San Marcos. Cost of the luncheon is $18/person. The speaker, Daisy Catchings-Shoder from Palm Springs, an author and motivational speaker will share how to have "Strength for the Journey." A special feature will be a dance presentation by a special Hawaiian dancer who

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will perform dances from the Islands of Hawaii and show how "Sweet Island Life Is." Entertainment will be some special and unforgettable island-style music by Gerard Marle Lei productions from San Diego. Come for some relaxation and fun, be inspired, refreshed, meet special guests, old and new friends and hear special Hawaiian music; it's an island adventure. Bring a friend. The club has no membership or dues. All ladies are invited and encouraged to make reservations by August 13th. Walk-ins welcome. The luncheon is sponsored by Stonecroft Ministries/Christian Women's Club. For more info, visit www.Stonecroft.org. For reservations, call Donna at 760.432.0772 or Martha at 760.471.7059. North County Republican Coalition to Meet – On Monday, August 17, at the North County Republican Coalition (NCRC) meeting, Carl DeMaio and Bill Christiansen will be the speakers. Carl DeMaio, a nationally-recognized government reformer, will present his ideas on Public Pension Reform needed in California, and Bill Christiansen, District Director for US Congressman Darrell Issa, will provide a federal legislative update and how NCRC can help promote these efforts. The NCRC promotes local Republican candidates and conservative issues in North County. They meet the third Monday of each

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Become a Docent at San Diego Botanic Garden – If interested in becoming a docent at the San Diego Botanic Garden, classes will begin on Thursday, September 10th from 9:30am-1pm with an orientation to the docent program and SDBG. Specialty classes will be held later. Gain an in-depth knowledge of the unique collection of plants at this 37acre botanic wonderland. Meet others who share your interest in the natural world, while learning from experts in a variety of specialties. Docent activities include planning and working on special events, volunteering in garden beautification, and helping the Garden run smoothly. Docents are encouraged, but not required, to lead garden tours. Space is limited; contact Operations Manager Allison Nye at anye@sdbgarden.org or 760.436.3036, ext. 206, to add your name to the roster. For more specific information, contact Docent Training Coordinator Linda Stewart at lbs@san.rr.com or 858.488.8234. Cost is $50 for eight classes. Pre-requisites required prior to enrollment.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-016018 The name of the business: Auto Image Mobile Refinishing Solutions, located at 3650 La Mirada Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is hereby registered by the following: Power of Five Enterprises, Inc. 3650 La Mirada Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation First day of business was 6/24/08, /s/Fabian Garcia, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 6/17/2015 7/16, 7/23, 7/30 & 8/06/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-017089 The name of the business: Building Up America, located at 3003 Guajome Lake Rd., Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is hereby registered by the following: Charles Miller 3003 Guajome Lake Rd. Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 12.15.2014. /s/Charles Miller This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 6/30/2015 7/16, 7/23, 7/30 & 8/06/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-017372 The name of the business: A L Stewart Enterprises, located at 391 Camino Carta, San Marcos, CA. 92078-7994 This business is hereby registered by the following: Aubrey Stewart 391 Camino Carta San Marcos, CA. 92078-7994 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 3/9/15. /s/Aubrey L. Stewart, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/02/2015 7/16, 7/23, 7/30 & 8/06/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-018677 The name of the business: Dane Engineering Solutions, located at 622 Sonoma Street, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is hereby registered by the following: Mark R. and Leslie A. Dane 622 Sonoma Street San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was 7/17/2015. /s/Mark R. Dane This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/17/2015 7/23, 7/30, 8/06 & 8/13/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-018768 The name of the business: Palace Cabinetry, located at 1320 Grand Avenue #18, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is hereby registered by the following: Rafael Reyes 1320 Grand Ave. #18 San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 7/01/15. /s/Rafael Reyes This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/20/2015 7/23, 7/30, 8/06 & 8/13/2015. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-017183 The name of the business: Ruiz Commercial Cleaning, Inc., Ruiz Family Cleaning, Inc., Ruiz & Company Commercial Cleaning, Inc., located at 1560 Indian Summer Rd., San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is hereby registered by the following: Ruiz & Company Cleaning Service, Inc. 1560 Indian Summer Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Luis Lopez, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/01/2015 7/23, 7/30, 8/06 & 8/13/2015. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-018863 The name of the business: Anytime Bobcat & Backhoe Service, Anytime Bobcat Service, located at 4333 Holly Hill Rd., Vista, CA. 92084. This business is hereby registered by the following: Timothy Vincent 4333 Holly Hill Rd. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/1/02. /s/Timothy Vincent, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/21/2015 7/23, 7/30, 8/06 & 8/13/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-019140 The name of the business: Citadel Church San Diego, located at 2888 Loker Ave East Suite 308, Carlsbad, CA. 92010 This business is hereby registered by the following: The Awakening Church of San Diego 2888 Loker Ave East Suite 308 Carlsbad, CA. 92010 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 4/30/2006. /s/Craig Muster, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/23/2015. 7/30, 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-019183 The name of the business: Building Inspection Services, located at 1210 Pleasant Hill St., Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is hereby registered by the following: Joe Mortenson 1210 Pleasant Hill St. Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 7/22/2015. /s/Joe Mortenson This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/23/2015. 7/30, 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-018817 The name of the business: Hagerty Connection, Hagerty Connection, LLC, located at 600 W. Broadway, Suite 700, San Diego, CA. 92101. This business is hereby registered by the following: Hagerty Connection, LLC 600 West Broadway, Suite 700 San Digo, CA. 92101 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was n/a. /s/Rodrigo Rubio Hagerty, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/20/2015. 7/30, 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-019557 The name of the business: Golden State Graphics, located at 177 Vallecitos de Oro, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is hereby registered by the following: GSG Printing, Inc. 177 Vallecitos de Oro San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 7/13/15. /s/David Hyman, Chief Financial Officer This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/28/2015. 7/30, 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-018709 The name of the business: Port Family Daycare, located at 757 Via Barquero, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is hereby registered by the following: Tanya Port 757 Via Barquero San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Tanya Port This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/20/2015. 7/30, 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20/2015.

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF CHARLES R. NINO Case No. 37-2015-0016840-PRLD-CTL To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate or both, of CHARLES RICHARD NINO. Petition for Probate has been filed by ROMELIA PEREZ in the Superior Court of California, County of San Diego. The Petition for Probate requests that ANTHONY R. NINO be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

A hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: AUGUST 27, 2015 Time: 1:30 P.M. Dept: PC2 Address of court: 1409 4TH AVENUE, SAN DIEGO, CA. 92101, MADGE BRADLEY COURT If you object to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. If you are a creditor or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative , ad defined in Section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under Section 9052 of the Califoronia Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. You may examine the file kept by the court. If you are a peson interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for the Petitioner: DAVID L. SPECKMAN SPECKMAN LAW FIRM 1350 COLUMBIA STREET, SUITE 503 SAN DIEGO, CA. 92101-3454 (619) 696.5151 8/06, 8/13 & 8/20/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-019685 The name of the business: Ocotillo Wells Motorsports, located at 6001 Hy 78, Borrego Springs, Ca. 92004. This business is hereby registered by the following: Sherlyn R. Phares 737 San Benito Rd. Borrego Springs, Ca. 92004 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Sherlyn R. Phares This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/29/2015. 8/6, 8/13, 8/20 & 8/27/2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-019664 The name of the business: SoCal Smokey, located at 1458 La Habra Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is hereby registered by the following: Matthew Hall 1458 La Habra Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 7/27/2015. /s/Matthew Hall, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 7/29/2015. 8/6, 8/13, 8/20 & 8/27/2015.

Bahai A Way of Life

President Theodore Roosevelt

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and

assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin.

Baha’is have been described as a kind, gentle people. Would you like to know more? Call anyone listed here from your city/neighborhood.

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Baha’is Believe:

But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every • all humanity was creatfacet an American and nothing but an American ... There ed by one God and is can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is

an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag

... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language ... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'

part of one human race

• the purpose of life is to know and worship God,

to acquire virtues, to promote the oneness of humankind and to carry forward

an

ever-

advancing civilization

• work performed in the

spirit of service is a form of worship

• the soul, created at the

moment of conception, is destined by God to reach

the

afterlife,

where it will continue to

progress until it attains the presence of God.

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Even if Estate Taxes are reduced or eliminated, Probate will still be in effect! Think you don’t need an Estate Plan? What you learn in this quiz may surprise you! Determine your needs in regard to Estate Planning: If You...

Points

Are married

15

Have children

25

Are married for the second time

Have a Will or Trust 5 years old and never reviewed Have a relative that you dislike

Have over $150,000 in assets OR any real property and no Trust Are a non-resident alien w/assets or real estate

Have separate property (acquired before marriage or gift) with no

pre/post-nuptial agreement or separate property agreement Want to provide for disability

Want to offer an incentive to child to complete college or give estate out-

right

Don’t think your children, grandchildren should have all of your assets

on their 18th birthday to buy a Corvette, etc., versus waiting until they reach the age of reason (21, 25, 30, 35)

Are providing income to another person - child/parent Have relative for which you provide care Want to give money to charity

25 10 25 40 40 45 20 20 25 25 25 25

If You...

Points

Have children from a prior marriage

15 30 20 45 35

Need health care documents

15

Are widowed/divorced

Have no document indicating who would raise your children Have no will, pre/post-nuptial agreement or separate

property agreement

30

Want to provide for grandchildren’s education Have documents that are out of date (pre-92 documents)

Want to provide for possible future grandchildren’s education Have a disabled child/grandchild

Have a child/grandchild addicted to alcohol or drugs

Think you have a simple life - don’t need documents Own your own business or have a partnership Want to know about the brand new (IRA)Trust

Think that you are invincible - nothing bad will ever happen to disable you or worse - you suffer from a fatal disease . . . procrastination!

If 25-35 points - it is advisable for you to see an Estate Planning Attorney If 36-50 points - Important to see an Estate Planning Attorney If 50+ points - Serious jeopardy- Call an Estate Planning Attorney Immediately!

Escondido, CA—In a 2002 issue of Neurosurgical Focus, a peerreviewed article was published by a Dr. Michael D. Martin, MD et al. in which the third sentence states: “The disc itself is active tissue that contains significant mechanisms for self-repair.” That article was published by a neurosurgeon and written directly for neurosurgeons.

“The Disc Itself Is Active Tissue...”

So what does that really mean to us? It tells us that the disc itself does have a God-given ability to heal and repair if provided the proper mechanisms for self-healing. There is a specific mechanism inherent in each of the spinal discs called the “pump mechanism of disc nutri-tion” (see Fig 1). When this mechanism is not working properly, the spinal discs will begin to die causing bulges, herniations, and eventually spinal stenosis.

The spinal disc is one of the very few tissues in the body that does not have a direct blood supply for circulation. The only way that the disc gets the circulation of water, oxygen and nutrients for self-repair is via this specific disc pump mechanism. What happens when you decrease cir-culation in any type of tissue, whether it be animal tissue, plant tissue or human tissue? Exactly, it begins to become weak and begins to degenerate.

Symptoms Are NOT The Problem

Now the symptoms of pain, numbness,

Let’s take a look at a plant for example...if the leaves on a plant begin to turn brown, would you say that the

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brown leaves are the plant’s problem? Of course not, the leaves turning brown is just a condition that is telling you that there is something wrong with the plant. The plant is unhealthy and needs water and nutrients. You could spray paint the leaves green but it just covers up the condition. The underlying problem still exists and will continue to produce brown leaves until you fix the actual problem. and tingling that most experience with bulging, herniated or degenerative discs are NOT the problem. The definition of a symptom: “something that indicates the existence of something else.” It is just like the dashboard of your car telling you that something is wrong (brake lights out, engine needs checked, overheating, etc.) Those lights that appear in your car dash are NOT the problem. You can remove the lights surgically or put a piece of duct tape over the lights but the problem will NOT be fixed...the problem is still present.

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extent of your disc damage for only $70. This examination will consist of a detailed neurological evaluation, extensive orthopedic testing, and a detailed analysis of the findings of your evaluation. He will sit down with you and go over your condition with you in complete detail. You will know exactly what is causing all your pain (or other symptoms).

In your spine, when the pump mechanism of disc nutrition fails, the disc will begin to de-generate and become weak. This weakness in the disc is what produces the bulging, herniated, and degenerative discs.

The treatment that is provided at Dr. Heilman’s Spine and Neuropathy Care Center in Escondido is revolutionary and is specifically designed to artificially re-create the pump mechanism in the discs which allows the spinal discs to heal and repair. The best part of the treatment is that it uses no drugs, no injections, and no surgery. Plus it’s painless and many patients relax and fall asleep while undergoing the treatment. The amount of treatment needed to allow the discs to heal and repair varies from person to person and can only be determined after a detailed neurological and orthopedic evaluation. We do NOT accept everyone for treatment and will let you know if we can accept your case for treatment. Dr. Stephen Heilman, DC at the Spine and Neuropathy Care Center in Escondido, CA will do a spinal disc severity examination to determine the

Dr. Stephen Heilman, DC

Dr. Heilman will be offering this spinal disc severity examination from now until Friday, August 21st, 2015.

Call 760-480-4480 to make an appointment to determine if your spinal discs can be treated.

NOTE: Dr. Heilman’s Spine and Neuropathy Care Center is located at 700 W. El Norte Pkwy in Escondido immediately East of Interstate 15 at the intersection of Seven Oaks.

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