July 26, 2018
Volume 48 - No. 30
By Friedrich Gomez
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THE 1970s & 1980s. As historians are quick to point out: “The decades covering the 1970s and The The Paper Paper -- 760.747.7119 760.747.7119
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1980s were many things, but one thing was for certain – the ‘70s and ‘80s were anything but boring!”
The 1970s and 1980s covered a wide spectrum of events, from the ending of the Vietnam War in 1975 to the stock market crash (known as Black Monday) in 1980, which impacted stock markets around the world. But the 1970s and 1980s in America were not without their highlights in the social, political, and technological arenas. The 1970s saw the beginnings of the modern personal
home computer, the voting age would be lowered from 21 to 18, and America led the world in recreational pursuits with the opening of Walt Disney World at Orlando, Florida. In sports, the 1980s decade would witness the opening ceremonies of the 1980 Winter Olympics at Lake Placid, New York, followed 4 years later with the 1984 Summer Olympic Games in Los Angeles, California. In politics and law, Sandra Day O’Conner becomes the first woman in history to serve on the U. S.
LET’S BEGIN OUR JOURNEY! Let us now climb onboard our imaginary time machine and set the dials for the 1970s and 1980s and glimpse in our rearview mirror what life was like back then! Buckle up, sit tight, we are about to leave our present 2018 world and travel backwards – in time! KEEP SCORE BELOW 13-15 Correct: “You’re Awesome!” 10-12 Correct: “Excellent!” 7-9 Correct: “Very Good!” 5-6 Correct: “Passing Grade!”
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Baby Boomers may find it difficult to believe that the year 1970 was almost half-a-century ago – 48 years to be exact! Here’s your first multiple-choice question. WHAT WAS THE AVERAGE YEARLY INCOME IN 1970? A. Over $2,000 a year B. Over $6,000 a year C. Over $20,000 a year
Well, according to the official Social Security National Average Wage Index, the correct answer is “B” over $6,000 (or to be more precise: $6,186.24) being the average national income for one person (not household income) in 1970, which is equivalent to $40,113.30 in 2018. In 1970, a new house would cost you (on average) $23,400 which is equivalent to $151,732.11 today. Average cost of a new car was $3,450 with gas selling for 36-cents a gallon, which is about $2.33 per gallon today. Minimum hourly wage was $1.45 (beginning in February, 1970) which is $9.40 in today’s dollars. By the way, the average movie ticket was $1.55 which would be equal to $10.05 in 2018. WHAT FAMOUS BAND ANNOUNCED THEIR BREAKUP IN 1970? A. The Rolling Stones B. The Beatles
Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy! Hollywood Squares Fun!
Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the
C. The Beach Boys
This kind of question can start a heated discussion at Escondido’s current summer-long Cruisin’ Grand event! But if you selected “B” the Beatles, you’re in tune to the facts! In September of 1969, John Lennon privately told members of the Beatles that he was leaving the band, but there was no official public announcement until April 10, 1970 when Paul McCartney made the official press release that the Beatles were, in fact, breaking-up. The rumor had now become a formal and fullyagreed announcement that not only was John Lennon leaving the group, but that all the Beatles were breaking up! The news sent musical shock waves around the world, heralding the end of a rock ‘n’ roll Renaissance and causing countless millions of Beatles fans to mourn the disbandment of the immortal Liverpool mop-top foursome who, literally, changed the course of music forever. The end had finally come for, arguably, the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in world history! Steve Jobs biographer, Walter Isaacson, knew Steve Jobs was a music lover and asked Jobs the million-dollar question: If there was a fire and you could only grab a set of master tapes of the Rolling Stones or the Beatles, which would you grab? Jobs answered: “I would grab the Beatles.” (“Steve Jobs,” by Walter Isaacson, Simon & Schuster, 2011, page 415.)
UNTIL 1970 IT WAS THE TALLEST U. S. BUILDING. A Chrysler Building B Empire State Building C One World Trade Center
If you selected “B” the Empire State Building, you’re riding sky high! From 1931 all the way to 1970 -New York’s Empire State Building stood alone as the tallest man-made structure in the world! Its remarkable 40-year reign as America’s tallest skyscraper ended when the World Trade Center’s North Tower was officially completed in late 1970. Like the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building still evokes great emotion among immigrants in our country! FAST FACTS: On July 28, 1945, a U. S. Army Air Corps B-25 twinengine bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building and exploded, killing 14 people! Two floors were damaged and cause for the freak accident was said to be “heavy fog.”
Also, couples sometimes experience a slight electric shock when they kiss, high atop the Empire State Building! Under the right atmospheric conditions when static electricity gathers at such heights, romantic couples can sometimes, literally, experience sparks!
WHAT WAS THE NO. ONE TV SHOW IN AMERICA FROM 1971-1976? A All in the Family
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army,
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not. I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head, he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh. Long Life
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?" The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard." The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "Well, canceling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt."
B The Waltons C M*A*S*H
All the shows above were top-rated hits, but from 1971 through 1976 no other TV show could match the popularity of “All in the Family.” Often regarded as one of the greatest television series of all time, the show soon became the most watched show in the United States during summer re-runs. Soon after, All in the Family ranked No. 1 in the yearly Nielsen ratings from 1971 to 1976. It became the first American TV series to reach and stay at the No. 1 spot for 5 straight years (according to the Nielsen ratings and research findings). All in the Family was based on the BBC-1 sitcom “Till Death Us Do Part,” with Archie Bunker modeled after the British character, Alf Garnett. NAKED RUNNERS WHO INTERRUPTED PUBLIC EVENTS IN 1970s WERE CALLED? A. Streakers. B. Googlers. C. Skin Runners.
The correct answer is “A” streakers! Even though streaking is as old as the hills, it resurfaced in popularity to the point where the American press called 1973 “a streaking epidemic.” Numbers of national streaking incidents grew to such a
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For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house.
"I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he called me after one week at school. Among the first words he heard at college, he reported, were those of the dormitory maid, announcing to a student who had not picked up after himself in the men's lavatory, "I am NOT your mother!"
THE NEW IRISHMAN
In Dublin a new student, Mohammad, entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So, from now on you will be known as Frank." Mohammad school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and my name now is Frank."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" So, his mother beat him.Then she
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El Camino Quilt Guild Meeting/Commuter Retreat – The El Camino Quilt Guild will have their popular commuter retreat August 9th & 10th at Quilt in a Day, 155 Diamond St in San Marcos, in place of our usual meeting and speaker. There will be a short meeting on Thursday morning at 9:30am (free). Retreat starts at 10am. Attendees are free to work on their own projects. Cost is $10 for each day. Guests are welcome at the same price. You can attend either or both. Please sign up in advance with Abby Fisher at email@example.com. Come join us for a day of friendship and camaraderie. Visit elcaminoquilters.com or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more information.
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Annual Blow-Out and Upscale Treasures Sale - The Escondido Art Association (EAA), an all-volunteer non-profit art association, will hold its annual Art Blow Out and Upscale Treasures Sale during the week of Monday, July 30th, through Saturday, August 4th, at the Artists Gallery, 121 W. Grand Ave., Escondido. Hours of operation are 11:00am-4:00pm daily. This is an event where artists are de-cluttering to make room for their next creations. Original artwork, painted leather purses, crafts, donated next to new and vintage items, and much more will be sold. Some originally priced paintings at $1,000 or higher, will be drastically reduced, along with lesser value artwork everything MUST GO. This is an annual fundraiser that helps support the EAA’s mission of promoting the arts in North County San Diego. For more information, please visit the EAA website, www.escondidoartist.weebly.com, or call the Artists Gallery at 760.489.0338.
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startling level that even the mighty and lofty Time Magazine acknowledged it as an out-of-control phenomenon in their December 1973 issue! One of the most amusing and strangest streaking episodes occurred “live” on global television in front of one of the largest audiences numbering in the hundreds of millions! It happened in 1974 during the Oscars (Academy Awards) ceremonies at Hollywood, California, when English actor and co-host, David Niven, was about to introduce Elizabeth Taylor, only to be interrupted by a long-haired, mustached, totally-naked man running across the stage flashing the peace sign, before a shocked global audience, all watching in disbelief, via satellite! David Niven would quip: “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen! But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”
IN 1975 WHAT WAS THE MOST UNUSUAL GAG GIFT OR NOVELTY ITEM? A. Cabbage Patch Kids B. Rubik’s Cube C. Pet Rock
While all the items mentioned above were popular and unusual, they did not first occur in 1975.
Kids in the Garden Class "WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE" - The program for the August 11th Kids in the Garden Class at Alta Vista Botanical Gardens will be “Water, Water, Everywhere!” Learn about how we use, how we can conserve/save it, and how we can have fun playing with it. There will be activities with ice, bubbles, rainbows, mud, painting, sailboats, compost, and planting, with Farmer Jones. Class time is from 10am-12noon. This should be a fun day in the Gardens and nature, as this class emphasizes hands-on discovery and fun for all. Class fee is $5/child for two hours of fun and learning, and $5 per adult Garden entry. Pre-registration required at firstname.lastname@example.org or 760.822.6824. Alta Vista Botanical Gardens is at 1270 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista, at the top of the hill inside Brengle Terrace Park. Visit http://altavistagardens.org. This is the ninth year of getting kids outdoors to discover their environment enjoy nature, dig into gardening, learn about natural resources, and to share art and music. Your registration for this class includes being able to visit the Children’s Garden, the Discovery Trail, and all the other fun things to do. Fees support the development of the Children’s Garden. Adults stay with their children at the class. A family membership to the Gardens includes the monthly Kids in the Garden class free for a year. Membership forms available. Donations are gratefully accepted also.
The correct answer is “C” for Pet Rock!
One of the most unusual marketing items ever conceived was the Pet Rock, which made its debut in the national marketing arena in 1975. The Pet Rock was exactly that – a simple rock, with a face (usually two eyes and a smile) attached to it! In essence, the Pet Rocks were smooth stones gathered from Mexico’s Rosarito Beach and then marketed as if they were “live” pets, in custom cardboard boxes, complete with straw and breathing holes! The marketing scheme was called one of the boldest and most unexpected success stories, simply because of the simplicity of the item sold – a mere rock!
The idea for the Pet Rock first emerged in April of 1975 in a bar at Santa Cruz, California. It was there where Gary Dahl, an advertising copywriter, sat barside in Bonny Doon and listened to his friends complain about their pets! Dahl’s seemingly crazy idea of a pet rock being the perfect pet because it would not need to be fed, walked, bathed, or groomed, all caused his friends to laugh uncontrollably! Little did they know at the time that Gary Dahl was ‘test marketing’ his crazy idea in front of his friends, all of whom could not stop joking about the concept of a pet rock! Dahl’s biggest expense was the diecutting and manufacturing of the
Escondido Lions Club to Celebrate 75th Anniversary – On Saturday, August 11, the Escondido Host Lions Club will hold a 75th Anniversary celebration and installation of new officers. The event will be held at clubhouse of the Escondido Woman’s Club, 751 N. Rose St. (corner Mission Avenue), Escondido 92027. There will be dinner, dancing and other fun events. The Lions Club invites the community to attend and find out all the great services that the Lions Club does in the community; most importantly the major focus for Lions Clubs everywhere is their eye testing services for kids. The event will start at 6 pm. Cost is $30 per person To show your support for these 75 years of service by the Lions Clubs, you can order an ad for the program honoring their 75th Anniversary. Time is of the essence to get your ad. Please have ads print ready, artwork/logos preferably in jpeg format. Make checks payable to Escondido Host Lions Club. For ad sizes/cost, contact Blessie at 858.837.2322. (This will be expanded some later today)
Snores & S’mores Family Campout is August 11-12 - The City of Carlsbad’s Snores & S’mores family campout will be held from 5pm on Saturday, August 11th, to 9am Sunday, August 12th, at Aviara Community Park, 6435 Ambrosia Lane, Carlsbad. Enjoy a night of roasting marshmallows, playing games and watching an outdoor movie, all while camping out in a neighborhood park. Set up a tent on the field and enjoy movie themed games, crafts and activities. The evening continues with dinner, s’mores, popcorn and the featured movie under the stars. Continue the camping experience Sunday morning with breakfast and an early morning hike. The event is $25 per person and is free for ages 3 and under. The event usually sells out; advanced registration required by August 10th. Visit www.carlsbadconnect.org under special events to register, and check out the flyer. For more information, contact Rachael Shay, special events supervisor, at email@example.com or call 760.602.7519.
small boxes. The rocks only cost a penny each, and the straw inside the boxes was practically free!
The Pet Rock came with a funny 32-page official training manual titled: “The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock.” The instruction manual, unexpectedly, became the real product, full of silly puns, gags, and jokes! Among other things, the hilarious training manual included teaching your Pet Rock simple commands, such as “sit” and “stay.” Teaching the Pet Rock to “roll over” required hilarious additional physical help.
Although the whole Pet Rock concept was called “stupid,” and “senseless” and “completely crazy,” such negative comments from critics, ironically, only drove publicity higher across the United States, spiking interest, all of which made Pet Rock sales shoot skyward!
Despite his critics, Gary Dahl would laugh all the way to the bank!
In short, the Pet Rock phenomenon made its creator, Gary Dahl, a multi-millionaire within a short span of only 6 months!
In the entire history of modern toy and novelty items, few were as bold and simplistic and unexpected as the lucrative Pet Rock marketing concept! Even marbles and hula hoops were more physically engaging than a simple rock for a pet!
History Museum Looking for Canadians - Having attracted visitors from each of the 50 U.S. states, the Valley Center History Museum is now turning its sights to Canada and seeks to have tourists from each of the 10 Canadian provinces sign its guest book. History Museum president William Boyett said it took only a few years to welcome visitors from 49 of the American states, but it took a dozen years to greet guests from North Dakota. That occurred in 2014, thanks to widespread publicity locally and in the "Peace Garden" state. The publicity paid off; within a few months, 17 North Dakotans had found their way to Valley Center, visited the museum and signed its guest book. Boyett said he hopes the Canadian search won't take as long, and pointed out that the History Museum already has found visitors from several provinces. A quick search last week by docents uncovered signatures and comments from visitors living in British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba, Quebec, and Ontario. There also was an entry from Yukon, one of three territories of Canada. The remaining provinces are New Brunswick, Newfoundland & Labrador, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and Saskatchewan. Once the Canadian search is completed, said Boyett, the museum will turn its attention to the south and try to reach potential visitors from Mexico with its 31 states and the Federal district of Mexico City. The History Museum at 29200 Cole Grade Road, Valley Center, is open Tuesday through Saturday from 12noon to 4pm. Admission is free. For more information, visit www.vchistory.org or call 760.749.2993.
Sons of the American Revolution (SAR) Eagle Chapter Meeting Notice – Meetings of the Eagle Chapter of Sons of the American Revolution (SAR) are held on the 1st Saturday of the month at 9:00am in the Fireside Room at the Pala Mesa Resort, 2001 Old Highway 395, Fallbrook, CA. Cost of the breakfast buffet is $21.00. For meeting reservations, please contact the SAR secretary at 951.677.1564. The Chapter recently awarded an American Flag Certificate to the Pala Mesa Resort.
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Within the modern era, the Pet Rock still remains one of the boldest and most unexpected merchandising success stories, proving once again that public taste is, sometimes, virtually impossible to predict!
The Pet Rock became available again on September 3, 2012. Gary Dahl’s personal wealth was still in the millions of dollars when he passed away at age 78 on March 23, 2015 in Jacksonville, Oregon, leaving a historical legacy often described as seemingly impossible, bizarre, crazy, and wildly profitable!
WHAT U. S. PRESIDENT RESIGNED IN 1974 BECAUSE OF WATERGATE SCANDAL? A. Richard M. Nixon B. Lyndon B. Johnson C. Gerald Ford If you chose “A” Richard M. Nixon, you didn’t skip any of your history classes, nor were you on another planet when all this transpired.
On August 9, 1974, U. S. President Richard M. Nixon resigned from presidential office in the wake of the Watergate Scandal which would, almost certainly, have led to his impeachment and forcedremoval from the Oval Office.
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The Paper • Page 4 • July 26, 2018 Serious Injury Traffic Collision
On July 21, 2018, at 9:50 p.m., officers from the Carlsbad Police Department responded to the 4600 hundred block of El Camino Real after the dispatch center received reports of a vehicle that struck a pedestrian. Arriving police officers found a non-responsive 30 year-old male lying in the roadway. The male sustained very serious injuries after being struck by a vehicle. The Carlsbad Fire Department responded and transported the male to Palomar hospital where he is being treated. The driver of the vehicle that hit the pedestrian remained at the scene and was interviewed by traffic officers who responded to conduct a full investigation. The investigation remains ongoing. Safari Highlands Ranch Update
The controversial proposal to build a gated community of 550 luxury homes on mountainous land north of the San Diego Zoo’s Safari Park, the largest housing development proposed for Escondido in decades, awaits review by the public and then city of Escondido officials.
More than 800 pages of comments
concerning the draft environmental report put out last year still awaits study and response by the city.. The project would be built on roughly 400 acres of a 1,098-acre site near the Safari Animal Park.
The project could come before the Planning Commission and then the City Council before the end of this year. Issues surrounding the project cover a wide spectrum including fire safety, traffic, schools, biological resources, density, steep slopes, and cultural resources.
“Safari Highlands will actually improve public safety,” the developer said. “We’ll build a fire station, add emergency access roads, and increase fuel modification zones around the project. In addition, we will preserve more than 700 acres of open space and include nine miles of new public trails for the community.” A well-organized opposition group, the nonprofit San Pasqual Valley Preservation Alliance, has been fighting the project for several years. The group is composed mainly of residents of Rancho San Pasqual and Rancho Vista Monte,
married . . . to make sure you 'like' each other. Sometimes it's more important to like someone than to love someone. After four children, I would say Joel and Lily like one another quite well). So we went.
Man About Town
A memory from six yeas ago:
Went to a wedding today. A hundred years ago I founded a youth diversity group, "Los Caballeros de Aventura," (The Gentlemen of Adventure). It was designed to keep kids so busy enjoying life they would have neither the time nor inclination to join gangs. It was a brilliant success. Not one of my kids (out of about 2500 over the six year period we ran the operation) ever got in trouble with the law nor joined a gang. One of those kids, one of four brothers, contacted me a couple months ago, inviting me to his wedding. He has four kids . . . but, being Hispanic, their culture sometimes do things a bit differently (with my full blessing). He even hand delivered the invitation to us about a week ago. (I have often counseled couples to live together for at least a year before getting
I had never been to a Spanish wedding before. It was absolutely beautiful. The singers, the musicians, even the service itself, was magnificent. I speak halfway decent 'gringo Spanish' so was only able to understand about 30-40% of the words . . . but it was still beautiful. When it came to the point where they exchanged their vows, damned if my eyes didn't fill with tears. That had never happened before. I must be getting old and sentimental.
Joel and Lilliana are now married . . . and, poor Joel, he laid out a ton of money for the event . . . everyone decked out in finery, limousine, catered reception . . . all first cabin. An absolutely great family. You're not supposed to have favorites when dealing with youth associations, but the Morales family was one of my two favorite families. Loved all the kids . . . but these two families were special. Very proud of them.
Evelyn and I retired from Los Caballeros after six years. Decided to let others continue saving the world. I still see some of the "kids" from time to time . . . usually, they'll walk up to me, greet me with . . . "Hi, Mr. Davis. I'm Humberto. Remember me? I'd like you to meet my wife and two kids." I look at Evelyn and we both think at the same time, "we did something right!" These kids have all turned out just fine and
two housing projects directly west of the Safari Highlands site. They have been joined by a host of environmental groups that consider the project to be an example of urban sprawl planned for sensitive habitat they feel would be best left untouched. The developer is asking the city to annex the land into Escondido, a process that began a couple years ago and will eventually have to go before the county’s Local Agency Formation Commission for approval.
A majority of the Escondido City Council has expressed a desire for the construction of high-end housing in the city. By repeated 4-1 votes, they have approved the ongoing development plans without committing to a final decision.
Councilwoman Olga Diaz, however, has made it clear from the beginning she opposes Safari Highlands and will never vote to approve the project, which she believes is inappropriate for the area.
The average selling price of a Safari Highlands home will be about $1 million, with some on larger lots going for more. have made Evelyn and me very proud.
The forming of the organization came about because of two fatal drive-by shootings. I remember I got upset at the first youth that was killed . . but about two weeks later little five year old Ricky Cardenas was also killed. It was a drive-by shooting and the bullet missed its intended target and hit and killed the little boy. That's when I really got angry and said, "someone has to do something about this." So, I did. Soon after that, Los Caballeros was born.
We'd take the kids hiking the first Saturday of every month, flying (in real planes) the second Saturday, camping the third . . . and, perhaps, to the beach on the fourth Saturday. It was
Letters to the Editor The Dog Story
To Publisher of The Paper. Your recent cover story on dogs that perform heroic things blew me away! Damned good writing from a master writer, Friedrich Gomez!! Unbelievable!! Drove me to tears, but lifted my heart to cherish these animals! God love 'em. Mr. Lyle E. Davis, owner and publisher of this weekly magazine, I salute you, sir! Keep up the great work! /s/ Eric, John, Stella, Omar, Penny, Jonathan O'Dell family, North County San Diego.
a great organization. Sometimes I miss it . . . but am so damned busy with the paper . . . and age is catching up to me . . . that I have to leave it to others to carry on. Enough.
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The Watergate Scandal exploded as worldwide news when 5 operatives from the White House were caught burglarizing the Democratic National Committee Headquarters in Washington, D. C.
Nixon’s Vice President Gerald Ford, would become the new U. S. President. On September 8, 1974, newly-installed President Gerald Ford would issue his predecessor, Richard Nixon, a full and unconditional pardon for any crimes Nixon might have committed against the United States in the Watergate Scandal. President Ford’s pardon of Nixon was met with extreme controversy, both here in America and abroad. In the span of his political career, Richard Nixon would earn dubious nicknames in the domestic and foreign press corps, such as “Tricky Dick” here in America and “Gangster President” from the Soviet Union, among other negative sobriquets. WHICH 1977 MOVIE POPULARIZED DISCO MUSIC WORLDWIDE? A. Disco Dancer B. Saturday Night Fever C. Boogie Nights
All the movies above were popular, but, in later years, not 1977. If you selected “B” you should get out on the dance floor right now and strut
your stuff! Disco music roots were around long before the 1970s, but the movie “Saturday Night Fever,” starring John Travolta, against the backdrop of the mighty Bee Gees songs, ignited an explosion of the disco movement era around the planet! The disco music in the film Saturday Night Fever became one of the best-selling soundtracks of all time! The disco era reached its climax! WHAT SUCCESSFUL BIRTH IN 1978 GAVE HOPE TO INFERTILITY COUPLES? A. First Baby Born in Space. B. First Baby from Pregnant Man. C. First Test Tube Baby
If you picked “C” test tube baby, you are correct! The first successful test tube baby was an English woman named Louise Joy Brown, born by Caesarean section on July 25, 1978, in Oldham, England. She weighed 5 pounds, 12 ounces at birth. Although the media referred to Louise Brown as a “test tube baby,” her conception actually took place in a Petri dish and underwent a procedure now widely-known as “in-vitro fertilization” (IVF).
IVF is used to help a woman become pregnant who, otherwise, may suffer from infertility, blocked Fallopian tubes or other complications.
Today, there have been an estimated 8-million babies born worldwide through IVF and other assisted reproduction techniques. Of that
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The world’s first so-called “test tube” baby, Louise Joy Brown, recently celebrated her 40th birthday on July 25, 2018. WHAT 1988 “BEST PICTURE” DEALT WITH AUTISM & THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED? A Ordinary People B The Last Emperor C Rain Man
In March of 1989, the Academy Awards at Hollywood, California, bestowed “Best Picture” honors to the 1988 film “Rain Man,” which confronted heartbreaking issues such as Savant Syndrome, autism, and bringing the world into the sensitive issues of recognizing socially and mentally-impaired individuals! Dustin Hoffman won Best Actor Oscar, inspired by real-life savant, Kim Peek. IN 1989 WHAT CAME TUMBLING DOWN IN EUROPE TO MAKE WORLD NEWS? A. The Leaning Tower of Pisa. B. The Berlin Wall. C. England’s Tower of Big Ben
At one time, the world thought it would never happen, yet on November 9, 1989, the world watched on television as the Soviet Union’s Berlin Wall, separating East and West Berlin, came tumbling down! It was a historical event which spiked emotion and
tears throughout the globe! For Germany it was a long-held wish come true!
WHAT 1980 NATURAL DISASTER IN THE U.S. AFFECTED GLOBAL ATMOSPHERE? A. California’s Northridge Earthquake B. Mount St. Helens Volcano Eruption C. Hurricanes Hit East Coast
Although all of the natural disasters above were damaging, two of them did not occur in 1980, nor did they trigger global impurities in the atmosphere! So, if you selected “B” for Mount St. Helens, you are hotter than lava! On May 18, 1980, a dormant volcano in the state of Washington known as Mount St. Helens, erupted in cataclysmic proportions! The volcano’s eruption was so monstrous that it caused an actual partial collapse of the volcano’s flank, shooting columns of smoke and ash over 80,000 feet (16 miles) straight-up, into the Earth’s atmosphere, and dropping ash on faraway places, including 11 different U. S. States and 5 Canadian provinces! Within days the volcanic ash would spread even farther!
When the volcano first erupted on May 18 of 1980, it took less than one day for the ash cloud to spread to the central United States! Two
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days later, it reached the northeastern United States! Then, finally, it would encircle the entire planet! According to the U. S. Geological Survey: “Two days later, the ash cloud had become even more diffuse, and fine ash was detected by systems used to monitor air pollution in several cities of the northeastern United States. Some of the ash drifted around the globe within about two weeks.” WHO WAS AMERICA’S FIRST WOMAN SPACE ASTRONAUT IN 1983? A. Evelyn Madison B. Billy Jean King C. Sally Ride If you said “C” for Sally Ride, then your answer just went into orbit! On June 18, 1983, Sally Kirsten Ride made history when she became the first American woman astronaut launched into space onboard the space shuttle Challenger! The following year, on Oct. 5, 1984, Sally Ride made history again when she became the first American woman to orbit the Earth a second time! For the record, the Soviet Union sent the world’s first woman into space over 20 years prior to Sally Ride’s historic trip when they launched Russian cosmonaut, Valentina Tereshkova, into orbit on June 6, 1963. Tereshkova spent 3 days in space and orbited our Earth 48 times! The Soviet Union would launch the world’s second woman into space, Svetlana Savitskaya, in 1982. America’s first woman astronaut, Sally Ride, would then become the world’s 3rd woman astronaut launched into space, in 1983.
Astronaut Sally Ride was a true pioneer that separated her from even her predecessors. Aside from being the world’s first woman astronaut to operate the space shuttle’s robotic arm to remove ice and re-adjust the shuttle’s exterior antenna, Sally Ride also pioneered the minds of young children like no other astronaut before or since, by not forgetting the children of the world. Sally became the darling to generations of children around the world who read her children’s books, all written and devoted for their young minds! She became an international role model with her space-exploration children’s books written in simple language, and complete with pictures, for young kids to easily understand and be truly inspired! In this regard, Sally Ride became a world pioneer on different levels, leading the way to help prove how women can become true leaders in all fields of endeavor, not just space! Astronaut and holder of both a Master’s Degree and a Ph. D degree in physics, Dr. Sally Ride, died of pancreatic cancer in 2012, at age 62, in La Jolla, California. Astronaut, Sally Ride, was truly, one-of-a-kind.
FAST FACTS. Astronauts orbit the Earth at a fantastic speed of 17,500 mph! Yet, technically, all human beings travel a lot faster than that! How is that possible? Well, in actual fact, our planet Earth orbits our Sun (carrying all of us as passengers) at an orbital speed of 67,000 mph around the Sun!
That is why our Earth is often, colloquially – and accurately -referred to as “Spaceship Earth” because it, literally, carries all of us Earthly inhabitants as it rotates at 1,000 mph while revolving (orbiting) the Sun at 67,000 mph! IN 1982 WHAT WAS TIME MAGAZINE’S FIRST NON-HUMAN “PERSON OF THE YEAR”? A. The Challenger Space Shuttle B. Secretariat, the Race Horse C. The Personal Computer
Without question, this was a shocker! But, if you chose “C” the personal computer, well, you’re plugged into the facts! From Time Magazine’s first “Person of the Year” in 1927, with aviator Charles Lindbergh on the cover, it wasn’t until 1982 that Time Magazine broke all tradition by selecting the computer as their “Person of the Year” or in this case “Machine of the Year” for their cover, which is normally reserved for human beings only! Steve Jobs, CEO and co-founder of Apple, Inc. had come to believe that his face would be on the cover as “Person of the Year,” so when a greatly disappointed Steve Jobs first saw the unexpected cover of a personal computer – he literally broke down crying! In Walter Isaacson’s excellent book “Steve Jobs,” biographer, Isaacson, chronicles this emotional event.
However, according to Ray Cave, Time Magazine’s managing editor, at the time: “We never considered Jobs as cover selection (for 1982 Person of the Year).” Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs had already been on the 1982 front cover for Time Magazine but not as “Person of the Year” honors, a rare cover achievement which is bestowed at the end of every year.
In Walter Isaacson’s incisive book, “Steve Jobs,” presented as a gift to me from fellow writer, Matthew Fabritius (of The Paper), the book traces Steve Jobs’ tearful disappointment and feelings of deep betrayal from Time Magazine correspondent, Michael Moritz. (“Steve Jobs,” page 140, published by Simon & Shuster, 2011.) Thinking that he would grace the cover as “Man of the Year,” Steve Jobs gave Time Magazine staff writer, Michael Moritz, “extraordinary access to Apples inner workings.”
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What Kind of Vehicle should you drive? If you are in the market for a new or late model used car, safety should be at the top of your list. If you need proof, take a gander at the traffic, especially here is Southern California. Two must items at the top of my list are SBZA, which stands for Side Blind Zone Alert. The side mirrors have warning markers that cover both sides of the vehicle—excellent when changing lanes and also for parallel parking. Second you need a back- up camera that gives you a picture of what’s behind you. Over 40% of accidents are backing accidents. Buy yourself some safety. You’ll be glad you did! These two items are standard equipment on most new vehicles. Don’t be left out.
The epitome of failure was taken on by this marquee. When we think of this car it is in a negative way. However, this car was no worse or no better than its competitors. But was the victim of a disappearing medium price segment of the car market. Introduced in September of 1957 as a 1958 model, it entered the arena with DeSoto, Dodge, Mercury, Buick. Olds, and Pontiac. Medium price cars at that time controlled 50% of the cars sold. In the next two years this market shrunk to less than 20%. Failed models included Ranger, Pacer, Citation, and Corsair. It was built for two complete model years and a touch of a third year. They announced the stop of production the day the 1960 model was introduced. An inside story that I was part of. My father gave up his Pontiac franchise to take on this car, as did a number of other successful dealers of other well- known brands in South Dakota. Because of this, “the failure” had its highest sales penetration, percentage wise, in South Dakota of all the states in the Union. Name this failed brand with the distinctive brand with its horse collar grill. Answer: Edsel by Ford 1958-60
So can you live on 55 gallons of water a day? No one can. Legislation just enacted broadens authority of the State Water Resources Control Board (SWRCB), an unelected, unaccountable board. The new mandates establish an indoor water use budget of 55 gallons/day for all Californians until 2025, reduced to 50 gallons/day after 2030. Civil penalties apply to water districts that are unable to meet the new guidelines. I opposed both SB606 and AB1668 which created these regulations.
Arant, General Manager of the Valley Center Municipal Water District, water consumption in Valley Center has already decreased 59% since 2007, yet the new regulations require even deeper cuts. Upfront costs to implement the new measures could be as high as $6 million, with an additional $1.6 million spent annually in labor and administrative costs. This represents an ongoing 15% increase in VCMWD’s operating budget, costs that will be passed along in customer’s water bills. Similar costs will affect most water districts.
Here’s just one example of why one-size-fits-all water policies don’t work. According to Gary
Minority Floor Leader Marie Waldron, R-Escondido, represents the 75th Assembly District in the California Legislature, which includes the communities of Bonsall, Escondido, Fallbrook, Hidden Meadows, Pala, Palomar Mountain, Pauma Valley, Rainbow, San Marcos, Temecula, Valley Center and Vista.
It’s all so unnecessary. San Diego County has largely divorced itself from Northern California water – over the last 5 years 72% of our water has come from the Colorado River, another 15% from local sources, including reclamation and desalination. Unfortunately, the state’s new mandates will discourage local conservation efforts. Why have we spent so much on water conservation if we still suffer the same penalties and restrictions as other regions that have made little effort to conserve?
Our water problems are the result of political decisions that have prevented construction of additional storage reservoirs. I am working on bi-partisan legislation to increase access to reclaimed water for agriculture and increase water storage in our state and region.
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It bears repeating that, yes, Steve Jobs would grace the cover of Time Magazine 8 different times, but never as “Person of the Year,” during his lifetime.
(Note: To clear away any possible cobwebs, there have been earlier non-humans that have made the cover of Time Magazine, such as “The Computer in Society” (Time cover, April 2, 1965), the racehorse Secretariat in 1973, etc., but these cover stories were NOT for Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” or even “Non-Person of The Year” category, which is only a once-a-year selection. That first happened in 1982 when Time Magazine broke all tradition and named the Personal Computer as “Machine of the Year” honors in place of “Person of the Year.”
WHO WAS U. S. PRESIDENT DURING MOST OF THE 1980s DECADE? A. Ronald Reagan B. Richard M. Nixon C. Lyndon B. Johnson The 1980s presidential decade belonged almost entirely to President Ronald Reagan, so if you said “A” you get the Golden Apple! President Ronald Reagan served as U. S. President from 1981 to 1989. His predecessor, President Jimmy Carter, served from 1977 to 1981.
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Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow
The Man Who Toppled a King
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Anyone who has studied 1930s history, especially English history, knows that King Edward VIII abdicated his crown for “… the woman I love.” What wasn’t known until recently is the push out the royal door brought about by Cosmo Gordon Lang, the Archbishop of Canterbury, head cleric of the Church of England.
The matter became public knowledge on Dec. 2, 1936 when the Bishop of Bradford made an indirect comment on the king's "need for Divine Grace.” By then the staunch opposition by the Church and Parliament the king had unalterably decided he would abdicate rather than give up Wallis Simpson. All attempts to dissuade him failed, and on Dec. 11, he gave up his throne in favor of his brother, George VI. Two days later Lang broadcast a speech, in which he said: "From God he received a high and sacred trust. Yet by his own will he has ... surrendered the trust." Lang did not disguise his relief that the crisis was over. He wrote of George VI: "I was now sure that to the solemn words of the Coronation there would now be a sincere response." On May 12, 1937, Lang crowned Edward’s brother, George VI with full pomp and ceremony in Westminster Abbey.
Time magazine recorded: "… All through the three-hour ceremony, the most important person there was not the King, his nobles or his ministers, but a hawk-nosed old gentleman with a cream and gold cape who stood on a dais as King George approached: The Rt. Hon. and Most Reverend Cosmo Gordon Lang, D.D. Lord Archbishop of Canterbury, Primate of All England." Supposedly the archbishop fumbled with the Crown but Lang himself was fully satisfied.”
Years later, it was revealed that Lang had placed the crown on George’s head backwards.
SUMMARY. I hope you enjoyed our “blast to the past” and will
This closeness to the throne was not maintained when George V died in January 1936 and was succeeded by his son, Edward VIII. The new king was wary of Lang, whom he had once admired.
Lang believed that, as Prince of Wales, Edward had not always been wise in his choice of friends and acquaintances, whose standards Lang was later to condemn as "alien to all the best instincts and traditions of his people.” The archbishop had been aware for some time of the king's relationship with the American Wallis Simpson, then married to her second husband Ernest Simpson. In mid-1936 it became clear Edward intended to marry Simpson either before or shortly after his impending coronation, depending on the timing of her divorce from her husband. It would be unthinkable to have a divorcee, especially an American, sit on the throne as Queen. Lang agonized over whether he could, with good conscience, administer the Coronation Oath to the king in such circumstances, bearing in mind the Church's teaching on marriage. Lang confided to his recently opened diary his hopes that circumstances might change, or that he might be able to persuade the king to reconsider his actions, but the king refused to meet with him. Lang kept close contact with the king's mother, Queen Mary, Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin, and the king's private secretary. Edward believed Lang's influence was strong, later recalling how from beginning to end he felt the archbishop's "shadowy, hovering presence" in the background.
Up until recently it wasn’t known just how much influence Lang had in causing Edward to abdicate his crown. Lang’s private diary was discovered detailing how he and then Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin more or less colluded in forcing Edward to step down off the throne. Ironically, today, divorce no longer matters as Queen Elizabeth’s sister, Margaret, her children all have divorced. What ruined Edward VIII, today is merely a blip in the pages of history. Tom Morrow's books are available at Amazon.com in soft-cover or via Kindle E-mail.
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North Coast Women’s Connection “Harvest Hoedown” Luncheon Announced – On Tuesday, September 11th, the North Coast Women’s Connection (NCWC) Harvest Hoedown will feature internationally known and respected watercolorist, Chuck McPherson. John Reed, retired police officer, will speak on “The Stages of Life.” The luncheon will be held at Lomas Santa Fe Country Club, 115005 Lomas Santa Fe Drive, Solana Beach. Doors open at 10:30am; the program begins promptly at 11am and ends at 1pm. Event is expected to sell out so get your tickets early. Make your reservations no later than Saturday, September 1st. Cost for the luncheon is $25/person. Walk-ins welcome at $30/person. To make reservations, send a check payable to NCWC, to Dorothy Cuchna, 654 East Circle Drive, Solana Beach, 92075. If you are bringing a guest(s), please provide their name(s) when you send your check. Please address any questions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
“Evening in Paris” Gala for Boys & Girls Clubs of Oceanside is October 12th You're invited to the 31st Annual Boys and Girls Night Out “Evening in Paris” Gala on Friday, October 12th at 6:00pm at the Townsite Clubhouse, 401 Country Club Lane, Oceanside. With more than 200 guests, including sponsors, city officials and supporters, the Gala has proven to be an extraordinary, inspiring, and entertaining evening for everyone. There will be dinner, dancing, and fabulous auction packages. Ariana Tahmas, California State Youth of the Year and our extraordinary Club member will move you with her story. Come enjoy a delicious culinary experience, witness
toe-tapping youth performances, and participate in exciting live and silent auctions. Back by popular demand, The Little Kings will have you dancing the night away. Tickets are $200/each or $2,000 for a table of ten. Join us as a guest or sponsor.
You can also support the Boys & Girls Club of Oceanside with a donation of a live or silent auction item. Auction donations will help to raise much needed funds for the projects we are working towards. We are so appreciative of community leaders like you and kindly ask that you please consider sponsoring this event. Not only is this a wonderful marketing opportunity for your business, your sponsorship will help to raise much needed funds that will impact the lives of over 1,400 Club members each day. This year we are raising funds to enhance our programs to include: a Culinary Arts Teaching Kitchen, Performing Arts Center and a STREAM (Science, Technology, Research, Engineering, Arts & Math) Lab. We greatly appreciate your support and urge you to select the most generous sponsorship package. Sponsorship levels start at $1,500. Are you looking for an amazing marketing opportunity for your business, and want to make a positive impact on the lives of hundreds of youth every day? All sponsorships are tax deductible. Contact Hannah Moss at HMoss@BGCOceaside.org or by calling 760.433.8920, X115.
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Oral Plaque Revealed in the 21st. Century
Did you know there are links between the bacteria "biofilm" on your teeth (plaque) and diseases including pancreatic cancer, diabetes, and dementia and are much more serious than just the obvious symptoms including inflammed gums and bad breath? Oral inflammation leads to amyloid deposition producing neuritc plaques in the brain. These plaques promote senility and lead to Alzheimers Disease. Additionally, researchers at the South Carolina
School of Medicine showed that the worse a patient's periodontal disease gets, the bigger risk of stroke. Even "mild" gum disease can double your stroke risk. In another study scientists at John Hopkins has now found a particular type of mouth bacteria causes rheumatoid arthritis.
Infection of a root tip can TRIPLE your risk of heart disease! Another discovery revealed that those that skipped dental check-ups are almost 90% more likely to come down with bacterial pneumonia compared to those that have checkups twice a year.
It's become pretty clear that your dental health should be right up there with the same degree of importance as having your heart checked or keeping tabs on your blood pressure. And if your gums bleed, are swollen or hurt when you brush your teeth,
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such conferences, the Fallbrook Writers’ Conference is completely free, thanks to the generosity of Friends of the Fallbrook Library. Attendees should bring their lunches or plan to dine in town, with a variety of options just a block or two away. “We’re grateful to the Friends of the Fallbrook Library for making our conference possible,” Library Branch Manager Kris Jorgensen said, “and we’re delighted with the support we’re receiving from Southern California authors and agents. We’re starting small—with just 100 attendees—and feeling our way, but I know the Fallbrook Writers’ Conference will be a wonderful addition to what is already a thriving literary community in town
New Writers’ Conference Blossoms in Fallbrook - Fallbrook Library and Writers Read, a monthly author and open mic series, are excited to announce the first Fallbrook Writers’ Conference. The free, one-day event will be held at the library on Sunday, September 16, from 9am to 4:30pm.
And the Winners Are . . . – The RB Chorale 2018 Scholarship winners were announced. On behalf of the RB Chorale, Pat Bean awarded scholarships recently to six promising musicians who will be attending college to study music. Audiences at both packed performances were Presenting authors and agents include Fallbrook’s own T. Jefferson Parker and Joye Johnson, along with enthralled with the incredible talent of these students as well Deanne Stillman and Siel Ju of Los Angeles, Suzy Fincham-Gray of San Diego, Jill Marr of the Sandra as the amazing “Best of Dijkstra Literary Agency in La Jolla, Laura McNeal of Broadway” show presented by San Diego, and Sara Marchant of Anza. For free con- the RB Chorale. As always, each audience member selects their ference registration, beginning in July, visit https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fallbrook-writers-confer- top choice, and this year that task was especially difficult as ence-sept-16-2018-tickets-45323399508 or the each and every student delivered Fallbrook Writers Read Facebook page at a first-rate performance. The https://www.facebook.com/FallbrookWritersRead/. RB Chorale’s 2018 Scholarship The Fallbrook Library is located at 124 S. Mission Road, Fallbrook. For additional information, contact is funded with community Kit-Bacon Gressitt at email@example.com or 760- donations, and to date currently stands close to $17000. The 522-1064. first place recipients were Registration for the event launched in July. awarded approximately $4200, the second For aspiring writers of fiction and creative place approximately $2500 and the third nonfiction, the Fallbrook Writers’ place $1700. However, the 2018 Fund will Conference will offer workshops and prebe open for additional donations through sentations on writing craft by successful June 30th, and the awards will be proporauthors, opportunities to pitch manuscripts and book ideas to agents, guidance on how to get published, and small group time in Social Butterfly which to enjoy the camaraderie of fellow writers, authors and agents. Unlike many Cont. on Page 10
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tionally increased with additional donations. As a 501(c)(3) organization, tax free donations may be made through www.rbchorale.org, or sent to The RB Chorale, PO Box 227, Poway Ca. 92074. Donations received after the end of the month will be reserved for next year’s scholarship awards. Here are the final results of the 2018 RB Chorale Scholarship awards:
Receiving the top prize on Saturday, June 9h, Erica (Yeawon) Hwang performed an amazing classical piece on the violin. Erica is graduating from Torrey Pines High School and will attend Stanford to study violin performance and business. She has found musical inspiration in violinist Gil Shaham and when not playing the violin, Erica enjoys delving into English Literature. Ellie Barret earned second place Saturday night and is a graduate of San Marcos High School. Her sparkling personality and lyrical soprano voice moved the audience to roaring applause. Ellie has performed in musical theater productions all around San Diego County. She hopes to be a professional enter-
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Beautiful is her name and it describes her appearance. She’s a special girl who needs a home with no other cats or small animals. She wants all the love. Beautiful was transferred from another shelter through FOCAS.
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Coast to Crest Trail Challenge
As a member of the Escondido City Council, I serve on the San Dieguito River Park Joint Powers Authority (JPA). This organization was formed through an agreement by member agencies including Del Mar, Escondido, Poway, San Diego, Solana Beach and the County. We acquire and maintain land between Del Mar and Vulcan Mountain for trails (70 miles so far) and habitat preservation. The
tainer after graduating from Arizona State. At 5 feet 10 1⁄2 inches, Ellie often finds herself cast in some unusual roles and looks forward to entertaining audiences in a variety of shows
The talented Ryan Zhou will be attending Yale University after graduating from Torrey Pines High School this month. He is an amazing pianist and also plays the viola. In addition to music, Ryan also enjoys other artistic endeavors such as photography and video. He gives credit to his music teachers who have inspired and encouraged him to develop his talent. The audience thoroughly enjoyed his piano solo Saturday evening and awarded him third place.
Placing first on Sunday, June 10h was vocalist Eduardo Pintado, who graduates from Chula Vista Senior High School and will be attending the University of California at San Diego in the fall. Eduardo is an exceptional vocalist who is inspired by Josh Groban and Andre Bochelli, which is easily recognizable as his rich voice is an incredible blend of classical and popular styles. Cameron Lincoln came in second place on Sunday after impressing the audience with
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most visible trail near Escondido is the Lake Hodges suspension bridge but there are trail segments throughout the river valley. In partnership with the JPA, there is a non-profit organization called the San Dieguito River Valley Conservancy. This organization has the purpose of raising funds to support the river park activities. They host events in the river park including a moonlit hike, open air yoga and fitness hikes. Every year
a fantastic classical piece for the piano. He is an Eastlake High School graduate who plans to attend Stanford and pursue a degree in biomed. Cameron’s mother has been a strong influence on him as she made music lessons a priority, which was often difficult growing up in a poor rural area. One of his goals is to study ways in which music can become an effective therapy for those who have cognitive diseases.
The third place Sunday was awarded to John Lettang, a vocalist from Poway High School who has chosen to attend the University of Colorado in Boulder. John will be pursuing a double-major in music performance and audio engineering. In addition to having an incredible voice, he is also an accomplished tubist. The audience enjoyed his expressive style and ability to connect emotionally to the music.
they manage the Coast to Crest Trail Challenge by listing specific iconic trail spots that you can hike to and take photos to prove you completed the challenge. Prizes for completing include a patch, decal, coupons to outdoor gear vendors and bragging rights. It’s free and self-paced.
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the HOA. There’s a vine in England that was planted in 1768 for Queen Mary. It is still growing and bearing fruit. The longest branch is over 120 feet long. Vines encourage new growth and the old growth supports it.
Pastor Tom Fry (Retired) Church of the Nazarene
Vines and Hedges
Yard work is not my favorite outdoor activity. It isn’t a place I expect to learn anything, especially something spiritual. Still, in the middle of hedge trimming, I found a lesson from God. The new growth on our hedges is brighter green than the rest of the hedge. I like the color. It seems more alive than the old growth of the established hedge. Yet, to comply with HOA rules, keeping the hedges neatly trimmed, it is this new growth that gets cut off and tossed out. A neighbor has vines instead of hedges. Vines grow differently. They spread out, keep growing and somehow stay in compliance with
The Great Vine in England began as a cutting. Today its trunk is over 12 feet in diameter, supporting almost 250 years of new growth. We don’t care how big vines get. We build bigger arbors, we train them to look neat. We let them grow.
I guess that is why there isn’t a verse where Jesus says, “I am the hedge,” but he does say in John 15, “I am the vine, you are the branches.” Jesus did not see the church as a hedge, constantly needing trimming and being confined to some predetermined size and shape that prevented new growth. Rather, he saw the church as a vine, with a strong supporting core and growth that branches out into new areas and explores new opportunities.
The church is a vine. It will always grow, even if we have to build bigger arbors, and it will always find its strength in the central trunk, which is Jesus Christ.
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San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond Summer Cautions
Summer brings is not uncommon to spot them warm temps and locally, though bites are rare. Most scaly critters sightings are likely to happen As summertime brings warmer between now and October. temperatures, more furry and scaly creatures have begun Snakes are most likely venturing appearing in our yards and parks. out in search of food and to soak up While April and May mark the the sun. One of our very own park start of rattlesnake season in San rangers said that people think Diego County, reports have they’re going to chase you—that described increased snake sighting with warmer weather. As the isn’t so. They don’t want anything reptiles come out of hibernation, it to do with us.
Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed
Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series
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called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all his bruises. "What happened to you, Frank?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two angry Arabs." It's a proven, scientific fact:
The ocean is salty only because of all the tears shed by misunderstood sharks who only want to cuddle. You can look it up.
The mind of an old guy
Ammo is getting scarce!
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy TWO boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo? I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?" Danger Everywhere!
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun.
It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter
Prepare Long Before Wildfire Threatens
At this time of the year, Vista Fire officials always worry about the dry Santa Ana winds. High winds and low humidity can transform a small, easily controlled fire into a catastrophic event. As we know, there is always the potential for wild fire in our region. Becoming informed is the first step to living safer and smarter. The key is to design a plan for wildfire, prepare your home and surroundings, and practice fire-safe activities. Be ready long before fire threatens, be prepared and plan your evacuation. Check the following tips or download information at
Oceanside • Mayor Peter Weiss
The City has been successful in being awarded two grants regarding our bicycle program.
The first grant would extend the existing Coastal Rail Trail limits in the City of Oceanside across the Loma Alta Creek between Oceanside Boulevard and Morse Street. This connection would improve pedestrian and bicycle mobility and create a relatively safe
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All 4 are controlled by Democrats.
Canadian beers, draft please."
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data? right? I hear they're making people fat ... Dining out . . .
A man comes into a restaurant and asks, "How do you prepare a chicken here?"
The waiter says, "We just tell them they're going to die." Three old guys out walking. First one says. "Windy isn't it? " Second one says, "No it's Thursday"!!
Third one says. "So am I. Lets go get a beer.”
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology . . Please don't buy it . . .
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson
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The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
The police came to my door (again) today.
They said my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told them, "Officers, you have to be mistaken. My dog doesn't have a bike." THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
route for pedestrians and bicyclists between North and South Oceanside.
The second grant, Bike Station at City Hall would establish an enclosed bike parking station to support City Hall and downtown business employees. It would provide secured bike parking for 40 bikes which would encourage and promote increased bicycle commuting.
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I wake up screamin 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother... 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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Paul & Nome Van Middlesworth, The Computer Factory
www. thecomputerfactory.net "San Diego's Best Computer Store 2017-18" Union Tribune readers poll Whatever happened to wholesale?
“Oy Vey, you should’ve waited, I could’ve got it for you wholesale.
“ Mom’s sisters Margaret, Liz and Viola all married Jewish men and set up housekeeping in Queens on Long Island. As kids we loved uncles Max, Kohler and Jack. They were gregarious, generous and a lot of fun to be around. As self proclaimed members of the “Synagogue Syndicate,” they could get anything “half price.” Whether it “fell of the truck” (don’t ask) or they got a “deal” from a friend everything from TV sets to cars was available “wholesale.” There really wasn’t anything shady
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10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Irish Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off His new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong And a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" One of the guests asked. "It's not a gong, "it's a talking clock, " the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" Asked his astonished friend. "Yep, it is" replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" The friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong An earshattering pound and stepped back. The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment. . . . . Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You blitherin’ idiot!" It's 3:15 in the morning!”
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,
about it. Many of the neighborhood retail businesses on Long Island were family owned. They bartered and traded among themselves, friends and neighbors in a symbiotic relationship that benefitted everyone. The engine driving this cozy arrangement was the huge difference between wholesale and retail prices. In consumer goods there was often a 50% to 100% markup from wholesale to retail. The beginning of the end came in the 1960s as mass merchandisers and shopping centers began to spread across the country. Family owned businesses from clothing to hardware were squeezed out by more efficient mass-merchandisers and franchises. Restaurant chains like IHOP and Mac Donald’s supplied their operations from centrally located “commissaries” and fleets of freezer trucks eliminated the need for local food growers and processors. As corporate retail grew through the efficiencies of scale and vertical integration, margins shrunk, small business could not compete. Uncle Max, Jack and Kohler are long gone now, but if they were alive today they wouldn’t be very happy about their chances of getting a deal. The difference between wholesale and retail pricing has all but disappeared. Until recently we (The Computer Factory) relied on “wholesale distributors” for our computer components. These dealers served businesses only. Slowly the difference in retail and wholesale pricing has shrunk. In the past two years we’ve bought almost nothing from the “wholesale distributors” we once used. Today we buy nearly everything on the Internet. In most cases we are paying about the same prices
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A man, a miss, A car a curve. He kissed the miss, And missed the curve. Burma Shave.
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available to everyone else. We do have some advantages in that we know where and from whom to buy and we do get some privileges and discounts as a business customer but these are small.
Wednesday afternoon a customer brought in a notebook PC with a broken screen. We ordered it (from Seattle) that afternoon, it came in on Thursday and was installed and ready by the close of business. The term “fulfillment” describes the process of accepting orders and payments, then picking, packing, shipping and delivering your order. The real technical revolution is in how quickly and efficiently American Internet merchandisers are able to “fulfill” your needs these days. The “brick and mortar” giants that drove the mom and pop stores under are themselves under siege today from Internet merchandisers. Why drive to a shopping center to buy a new battery charger, printer or electric frying pan when
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CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND A LITTLE MORE STEER. Burma Shave SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT. Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE. Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU. Burma Shave A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN'. Burma Shave
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you can sit at home and let your fingers do the walking. The Internet price is typically lower than the price in the store, shipping is free, you get it the next day and you saved $5 in gas by staying home. You don’t feel guilty about not supporting local business because local merchandisers aren’t local. They are international chains. There is one area where international mass merchandisers and Internet merchandisers really can’t compete, it’s personal service. If you need someone to help you make a purchasing decision or to fix something, the Internet can’t do it. Whether it’s your car, toilet, rose bush or computer, there is no substitute for having someone you know and trust help you solve your problem. That’s why The Computer Factory will still be around long after our neighborhood Fry’s Electronics store has become an “Amazon fulfillment center.”
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#2018-9017765 The name of the business: The Pearls of Beauty, located at 2055 Montiel Rd, Suite 109 San Marcos, CA. 92084. This business is registered by: Jacqueline Carreno 1450 Heidi Circle Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Jacqueline Carreno Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/10/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017764 The name of the business: Old Proz Embroidery & Sportswear, located at 1330 Keystone Way, Suite D, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by: Lawrence Jeffrey Peterson 2130 S. Santa Fe Ave. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 5/1/04. /s/ Lawrence Jeffrey Peterson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/10/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
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The name of the business: Felix Detail, located at 3857 Linda Vista Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by:
3056 Slivkoff Dr.
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This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 7/06/18 /s/ Feliciano Gonzalez
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/6/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018
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The name of the business: BeachArt.com, located at 7030 Sitio Corazon, Carlsbad, CA. 92009. This business is registered by:
Warm Water Sculptures, Inc
7030 Sitio Corazon
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The name of the business: North County Auto, located at 515 Oceanside Blvd., Oceanside, CA. 92054.
This business is registered by:
North County Auto
515 Oceanside Blvd.
Carlsbad, CA. 92009
Oceanside, CA. 92054
This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a/
/s/ Aaron Chang, Vice President
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/05/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017306 The name of the business: Townsite One, LLC, located at 2184 Ipanema Ln., Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by: Townsite One, LLC 2184 Ipanema Ln. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 7/25/07 /s/ Victor Johnston, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/03/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017305 The name of the business: Arnel Two, LLC, located at 2184 Ipanema Ln., Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by: Arnel Two, LLC 2184 Ipanema Ln. Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 7/25/07 /s/ Victor Johnston, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/03/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Abdullah Karimi, President
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/10/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9018020 The name of the business: Robert Lievanos Fade Hurricane Design, located at 653 Crestwood Pl., Escondido, CA. 92026. This business is registered by: Robert Charles Lievanos 653 Crestwood Pl. Escondido, Ca. 92026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 12/20/2008 /s/ Robert Charles Lievanos Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/13/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
The name of the business: Yarash, located at 250
Knoll Rd., Apt 62, San Marcos, CA. 92069.
This business is registered by:
250 Knoll Rd. Apt 62
San Marcos, CA. 92069
This business is conducted by an individual.
First day of business was n/a
/s/ Khalid Yarash
Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County
7/12, 7/19, 7/26 & 8/02/2018
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
The name of the business: A Shade of Pink, located at 1889 Shadetree Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92078.. This business is registered by:
Nancy Ann Wisneski
1889 Shadetree Dr.
The name of the business: 154 Willow Meadow,
located at 3025 Cadencia St., Carlsbad, Ca. 92009.
This business is registered by:
Robert William Kipper
3025 Cadencia St.
Carlsbad, CA. 92009
San Marcos, CA. 92078
This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Nancy Ann Wisneski
This business is conducted by an individual.
First day of business was 7/17./2018.
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/09/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018
/s/ Robert William Kipper
Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on
7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018
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#2018-9016062 The name of the business: Rito’s Mexican Food, located at 2506 S. Santa Fe Ave., B-6, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by Juana Santana Duque 830 Aster St. EScondido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 6/11/2018. /s/ Juana Santana Dugue Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/19/2015 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016461 The name of the business: EA Demolition, located at 580 Los Vallecitos Blvd. #106, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Edgar Geobany Alva Rodriguez 580 Los Vallecitos Blvd. #106 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Edgar Geobany Alva Rodriguez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/25/2015 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017011 The name of the business: Banh Mi San Marcos, located at 706 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by Banh Mi San Marcos 706 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation, First day of business: 6/29/2018 /s/ Stephanie Suong Bui, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/29/2018 7/12, 7/19, 7/29 and 8/02/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017426 The name of the business: Recital Video Pro, Sara Lynnski, located at 818 English Holly Ln, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by Be Nice Dragon, Inc. 818 English Holly Ln. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation, First day of business: n/a. /s/ Ryan Andrzejewski, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/05/2015/ 7/12, 7/19, 7/29 and 8/02/2018
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#2018-9016824 The name of the business: RF Design, located at 5085 Andrew Jackson St, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by: Rozan Macapagal and Amnoa Fesili 5085 Andrew Jackson St. Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 3/20/2018 /s/ Rozen Macapagal Fesili Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/27/2018 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 & 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016697 The name of the business: Aloha Printing, located at 133 Newport Drive, Ste B, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Aloha Enterprises, Inc. 133 Newport DR. Suite B San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 3/23/2015 /s/ George Burrola, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/26/2018 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016850 The name of the business: Pestaway, located at 2135 E. Valley Parkway, #63, Escondido, CA. 92027. This business is registered by: Frederick James Weber 2135 E. Valley Parkway #63 Escondido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Frederick James Weber Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/28/2018 7/5, 7/12, 7/19 & 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016770 The name of the business: Precise Property Inspections, LLC, located at 234 Del Mesa St., Oceanside, CA. 92058. This business is registered by: Precise Property Inspections, LLC 234 Del Mesa St. Oceanside, CA. 92058 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: n/a /s/ Garth Wright, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/27/2018 7/5, 7/12, 7/19 & 7/26/2018
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#2018-9016956 The name of the business: North County Youth Soccer Association (NCYSA), Inc., Escondido Soccer Club, (ESC) located at 2135 East Valley Parkway, #22, Escondido, CA. 92027. This business is registered by North County Youth Soccer Association (NCYSA) Inc 2135 East Valley Parkway #22 Escodido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 4/9/1976 /s/ Christine M. Escobedo, Secretary Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/29/2018 7/12, 7/19, 7/26, 8/02/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016683 The name of the business: TS Glass, located at 3412 Ricewood Dr., Oceanside, CA. 92058. This business is registered by Terry James Stewart 3412 Ricewood Dr. Oceanside, CA. 92058 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Terry James Stewart Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/26/2015 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016766 The name of the business: Production2BE, located at 3419 N. Twin Oaks Valley Rd., San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by: Lawrence Alvin and Vanessa Dale Wood 3419 N. Twin Oaks Valley Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 9/23/2009. /s/ Lawrence Alvin Wood Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/27/2015 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016786 The name of the business: Santa Ana Fresh Mexican Food, located at 4403 University Avenue, Suite 100, San Diego, CA. 92105.. This business is registered by: Cesar’s Mexican Restaurant LLC 4403 University Avenue, Ste 100 San Diego, CA. 92105 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: n/a /s/ Julio Posada, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/27/2015 7/05, 7/12, 7/19 and 7/26/2018
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016339 The name of the business: Hotel Oceanside, located at 937 North Coast Highway, Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by: 937 Coast Highway, Inc. 17260 Old Ranch Road Los Gatos, CA. 95033 This business is conducted by a corproration. First day of business was n/a. /s/ James E. Gabo, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/21/2018 7/12, 7/19, 7/26 & 8/02 /2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017154 The name of the business: Best Construction, located at 724 Wabash St., Escondido, Ca. 92027. This business is registered by: Pedro G. Gutierrez 724 Wabash St. Escondido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Pedro G. Gutierrez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/02/2018 7/12, 7/19, 7/26 & 8/02/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017878 The name of the business: Affordable TurnKey Design Center, located at 1265 Simpson Way, Escondido, CA. 92029. This business is registered by: American Heritage Group , INc. 9026 Old Castle Road Valley Center, CA. 92082 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ John B. Mills, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/11/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017215 The name of the business: Flannelgraf, located at 298 Bluff Way, Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by: Todd M Temple & Carolyn Poirier 198 Bluff Way Oceanside, CA. 92054 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business was 3/24/2014. /s/ Carolyn Poirier, General Partner Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/03/2018. 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018
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NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)
The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Director’s Permit DP17-0034 on August 6, 2018. Project No.: DP17-0034 Applicant: James and Petka Lukich dba Petka’s Guest Home Request: A Director’s Permit to continue the operation of a twelve (12) person adult residential care facility for the mentally disordered within an existing 2,830 square-foot residence located at 883 Discovery Street in the Residential (R-1-10) zone. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 18026) pursuant to Section 15301 (“Class 1”) of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that the project will consist of no expansion to allow the continued occupancy of an existing use. Location of the Property: 883 Discovery Street, more particularly described as: Parcel 3 of Parcel Map 4228 of the Official Records, in the City of San Marcos, County of San Diego, State of California, filed in the Office of the County Recorder of San Diego County on November 13, 1975. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 221-062-13-00. Further information about this notice can be obtained from Susan Vandrew Rodriguez, Associate Planner, by calling 760-744-1050 extension 3237, or via email at firstname.lastname@example.org. NOTICE: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on August 16, 2018). The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal/s at a later public hearing. The Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3233 or email@example.com. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos CA 92069, or call 760-744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 07/26/18. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9018305 The name of the business: Fulcrum Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Fulcrum BJJ Vista, located at 1688 S. Melrose Dr., #205, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by: Mikita & Courage Inc. 1688 S. Melrose Dr. #205 Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Kerri G. Mikita, Chief Executive Officer Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/17/2018 7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018
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NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF MICHAEL BURKE Case No. 37-2018-00035186 PR-LA-CTL To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate or both, of Michael Burke. A Petition for Probate has been filed by Rachel Burke in the Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, 1100 Union St., San Diego, Ca., 92101, Central Probate Division. The Petition for Probate requests that Rachel Burke be appointed as personal representatives to administer the estate of the decedent. The petition requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal repreesentative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representattive will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed actions.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: 9/6/2018 Time: 1:30 p.m . Dept: 503 Address of court: Same as noted above. If you object to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. If you are a creditor or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in Section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statues and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. You may examine the file kept by the court. If you are a peson interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for petioner: Kevin G. Staker 101400 StakerLaw Tax and Estea Planning Law Corporation 1200 Paseo Camarillo, Suite 280 Camarillo, CA. 93010 805-482-2282 FAX 805-482.3658 email: firstname.lastname@example.org 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017826 The name of the business: KRC Realty, Rich Farmer Team, located at 950 Boardwalk #202, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by: Kiesius Realty Corporation 950 Boardwalk #202 San Marcos CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 7/07/2008. /s/ Richard Farmer, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/11/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9015312 The name of the business: Eye Candy Lash, located at 3837 Plaza Dr., #801, Oceanside, CA. 92059. This business is registered by: Andrea D. Jones 2086 Balboa Circle Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Andrea D. Jones Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/11/2018 7/05, 7/12, 7/19, & 7/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9016687 The name of the business: Belman Painting, located at 769 Via Bahia San Maros, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by: Ventura Belman Briones 769 Via Bahia San Marcos, CA 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 6/20/2018. /s/ Ventura Belman Briones Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 6/26/2018 7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018
NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)
The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Wireless Telecommunication Facility Administrative Permit (WTFA) 18-0001 on August 6, 2018. Project No.: WTFA18-0001
Applicant: Sprint Spectrum, LP Request: A Wireless Telecommunication Facility Administrative Permit (WTFA) to allow the continued operation of an existing wireless telecommunication facility attached to an existing San Diego Gas and Electric (SDG&E) utility pole. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 18025) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that the project proposes the continued use of an existing facility, in an urbanized area of the City with adequate public services to support the project. Location of Project Site: In the public right-of-way, on the south side of La Mirada Drive, between Virginia Place and Poinsettia Avenue, meter pedestal address 3303A La Mirada Drive, in the city of San Marcos, county of San Diego, state of California. The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Wireless Telecommunication Facility Administrative Permit (WTFA) 18-0002 on August 6, 2018. Project No.: WTFA18-0002 Applicant: Sprint Spectrum, LP Request: A Wireless Telecommunication Facility Administrative Permit (WTFA) to allow the continued operation of an existing wireless telecommunication facility attached to an existing San Diego Gas and Electric (SDG&E) utility pole. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 18027) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that the project proposes the use of an existing facility, in an urbanized area of the City with adequate public services to support the project. Location of Project Site: In the public right-of-way, on the north side of La Moree Road, between Whispering Water Drive and Caminito A Casa, meter pedestal address 976A La Moree Road, in the city of San Marcos, county of San Diego, state of California. Further information about this notice can be obtained from Associate Planner Sean del Solar, AICP, at 760-744-1050 extension 3223, or email@example.com. NOTICE: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on August 16, 2018). The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal(s) at a later public hearing. The
Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3233 or firstname.lastname@example.org. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos CA 92069, or call 760744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 07/26/18. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017668 The name of the business: Always On Time Appliance Repair, located at 500 Rancheros Drive, #167, San Marcos Ca., 92069. This business is registered by: Michael Gomez 500 Rancheros Drive, #167 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 6/04/2018. /s/ Michael Gomez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/10/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017474 The name of the business: Ken’s Handyman Services, located at 4022 Backshore Ct., Carlsbad, CA. 92010. This business is registered by: Kenneth Donald Martinez 4022 Backshore Ct. Carlsbad, CA. 92010 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 7/10/2018. /s/ Kenneth Donald Martinez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/06/2018 7/19, 7/26, 8/02 & 8/09/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017071 The name of the business: The Straightedge Barber And Supply Co., located at 230 East Broadway, Vista, CA. 92084 This business is registered by: JT LLanes Companies Inc. 2055 Wonderview Dr. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by corporation. First day of business was 6/18/2018. /s Benjamin Llanes, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/02/2018 7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9017072 The name of the business: The Straightedge Barber And Supply Co., located at 226 East Broadway, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by: JT LLanes Companies Inc. 2055 Wonderview Dr. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by corporation. First day of business was 6/18/2018. /s/ Benjamin Llanes, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 7/02/2018 7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9018405 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: Rooftech San Marcos, located at 580 Los Valleciots Blvd, #302, San Marcos, CA. 92069. The Fictitious Business Name referred to above was filed in San Diego County on 1/23/18 and assigned File no. 2018-9001971, is abandoned by the following regisrants: Juan Antonio Lopez Sanchez and Pedro Santos Martinez Torres 580 Los Vallecitos Blvd. #302 San Marcos, Ca 92069. I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Juan Antonio Lopez Sanchez This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 7/18/2018. 7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
The name of the business: From
Polaris DRive, San Diego, CA.
This business is registered by:
From The Angels, LLC
11411 Polaris Drive
San Diego, CA. 92126
This business is conducted by
Limited Liability Company.
First day of business was 7/17/18
/s/ Paula A. Peluso, President
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg
Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San
Diego County on
7/26, 8/02, 8/09 & 8/16/2018
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