May 18, 2017
Volume 47 - No. 20
by lyle e davis
Lots of kids might want to grow up to be president but millions of young Texans want to grow up to be whitehatted, silver-badged Texas Rangers. After all, the Texas Rangers are the oldest law enforcement agency in North America with statewide jurisdiction. Rangers have a heritage that traces to the earliest days of Anglo settlement in Texas. They often have been compared to four other world-famous law enforcement agencies, the FBI, Scotland Yard, Interpol, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Rangers are part of the history of the Old West, and part of its mythology. Over the years, a distinct Ranger tradition has evolved.
That tradition comes as a result of a combination of the mystique of the old order of the mounted, fighting Texans, combined with a rich history, and a lot of very favorable publicity.
One of the most recognizable forms of publicity came from an old radio, and later, tv show known as “The Lone Ranger.”
For those youngsters who read The Paper, let us give a brief synopsis of
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Created in 1933 by George Trendle for Detroit radio station WXYZ , the Lone Ranger was an overnight success. Over eight decades later, the popularity of the Lone Ranger remains high. The character starred in nearly 3,000 radio episodes, two movie serials, three feature movies, 18 novels, more than 220 television episodes, uncounted newspaper comic strips, comic books, cartoons and promotional items. Who was that "masked man?"
The Lone Ranger is the sole survivor of an ambush that killed five of his Texas Ranger comrades. With the help of Tonto, a friendly Indian who came to his aid, the Ranger buried his five companions and recovered from his injuries. In order to mislead the outlaws into thinking that all of the Rangers died, the Lone Ranger dug a sixth grave which was left empty. Hiding his identity with a black mask, he set out with his new friend to track down and apprehend the outlaws. HiHo, Silver! Away!
The popularity of the television western faded to near extinction in the 1970s. In the late 1980s it was reborn when baby-boomers, who grew up with the Lone Ranger and Tales of the Texas Ranger, hit middle age. The Lonesome Dove mini-series and
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Walker, Texas Ranger had introduced the Ranger to a whole new generation of fans.
Today’s Texas Rangers seldom are found in major shootouts . . in real life or on tv. Often they don’t even ride horses. If you can believe this, there are some Rangers that flat dislike horses!
outnumbered by as much as 50-to-1, so it was common for each man to carry multiple pistols, rifles and knives.
One writer said that a Texas Ranger could "ride like a Mexican, trail like an Indian, shoot like a Tennesseean, and fight like the devil."
"Rangers ride helicopters more than horses," said a R a n g e r s spokesman. "We may have one or two who don't even know how to ride a horse." One Ranger who preferred to ride in cars or aircraft was Bill Wilson. As CoB senior Ranger captain in 1977, he told a Frontier Battalion Co. B about 1880 ©2003 - Texas Ranger Hall of Fame and Museum - Photo by Mike Cox journalist: “I don't even like horses. I swore the last time I got off a As former Ranger Captain Bob horse I'd never get on one again." Crowder once put it, "A Ranger is an Early Rangers were required to provide officer who is able to handle any given their own horses and equipment. They situation without definite instructions fought battles in which they were often from his commanding officer or higher
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authority. This ability must be proven before a man becomes a Ranger." That definition worked well more than 150 years ago and still fits today. Yet, unlike years ago, today Texas Rangers have access to modern communications, which keeps them in touch with the rest of the world. Despite the long history of the Rangers, the term "Texas Ranger" did not appear officially in a piece of legislation until 1874.
The Ranger story begins many years ago. In 1823, the Father of Texas, Stephen F. Austin realized the need for a body of men to protect his fledgling colony, the land settlement effort that marked the beginning of Texas' development. On August 5, 1823, Austin wrote that he would "...employ ten men...to act as rangers for the common defense...the wages I will give said ten men is fifteen dollars a month payable in property..." These men, not soldiers, not even militia, "ranged" the area of Austin's colony, protecting settlers from Indians. When no threat seemed evident, the men returned to their families and land.
Despite Austin's plan to pay a group of Rangers, the defense effort continued primarily on a voluntary basis.
By 1835, as the movement for Texas independence was about to boil over, a council of local government representatives created a "Corps of Rangers" to protect the frontier from Indians. These Rangers would be paid $1.25 a day and
Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy! Jesse the Chicken Plucker
Jesse was a chicken plucker.
He stood on a line in a chicken factory and spent his days pulling the feathers off dead chickens It wasn't much of a job. But at the time, Jesse didn't think he was much of a person.
His father was a brute of a man. His dad was actually thought to be mentally ill and treated Jesse rough all of his life. Jesse's older brother wasn't much better. He was always picking on Jesse and beating him up.
Yes, Jesse grew up in a very rough home in West Virginia. Life was anything but easy.
And he thought life didn't hold
could elect their own officers. Almost all the early Rangers may be labeled 'citizen soldiers.'
Cortina was defeated in a running fight that cost the lives of 151 of his men and 80 to 90 Texas citizens, including some Rangers.
When Texas declared its independence from Mexico, some Rangers took part in the fighting, though most served as scouts.
Certainly one of the most famous early-day Texas Rangers was John Coffee "Jack" Hays. He came to San Antonio in 1837 and within three years was named a Ranger Captain. Hays built a reputation fighting marauding Indians and Mexican bandits. An Indian who switched sides and rode with Hays and his men called the young Ranger Captain "bravo too much."
Hays' bravado was too much for many a hostile Indian or outlaw. In dealing with those deemed a threat to the young Republic, Hays helped establish another Ranger tradition--toughness mixed with a reliance on the latest in technology. The Republic of Texas was one of the earliest customers of a New England gun maker, Samuel Colt. Colt had invented a five-shot revolver, a weapon Hays and his men used with deadly effect in defense of the Texas frontier. In fact, one of Hays' men, Samuel H. Walker, made some suggestions for improving the pistol that Colt carried out. The new weapon, which against bows and arrows or single-shot weapons was the frontier equivalent of a nuclear bomb, was called the Walker Colt. In 1842, Walker and another former Ranger, Big Foot Wallace, took part in the ill-fated Mier Expedition, in which a group of Texans invaded Mexico. The Texans were captured and every tenth man was ordered executed.
much hope for him. That's why he was standing in this chicken line,
Doing a job that darn few people wanted.
In addition to all the rough treatment at home, it seems that Jesse was always sick. Sometimes it was real physical illness, but way too often it was all in his head.
He was a small child, skinny and meek. That sure didn't help the situation any. When he started to school, he was the object of every bully on the playground. He was a hypochondriac of the first order. For Jesse, tomorrow was not always something he looked forward to. But, he had dreams. He wanted to be a ventriloquist.
He found books on ventriloquism. He practiced with sock puppets and saved his hard earned dollars until he could get a real ventriloquist dummy.
When he got old enough, he joined the military. And even though many of his hypochondriac symptoms persisted, the military did recognize his talents and put him in the entertainment corp. That was when his world changed. He gained confidence. He found that he had a talent for making people laugh, and laugh so hard they often had tears in their eyes. Yes, little Jesse had found himself.
The fate of the prisoners was determined in a drawing. Those who drew white beans lived; a black bean meant death. Walker drew a white bean. So did Wallace. In 1846, within a year of Texas' admission as the 28th state of the Union, the United States and Mexico were at war. Walker joined one of several Ranger companies that were mustered into federal service to function as scouts. The Rangers fought with such ferocity in the war that they came to be called "Los Diablos Tejanos"--the Texas Devils. The luck Walker had after Mier did not hold. He was killed in the fighting.
In his memoirs, Ford later described the kind of men who served under him as Rangers:
“A large proportion...were unmarried. A few of them drank intoxicating liquors. Still, it was a company of sober and brave men. They knew their duty and they did it. While in a town they made no braggadocio demonstration. They did not gallop through the streets, shoot, and yell. They had a specie of moral discipline which developed moral courage. They did right because it was right."
For the next decade after the Mexican War, the Rangers existed primarily as volunteer companies, raised when the need arose and disbanded when their work was done.
One of the best known Rangers of this period was John S. "Rip" Ford, whose nickname stood for "Rest in Peace." Ford--medical doctor, newspaper editor, and politician--lived up to his nickname in 1859, when Juan Nepomuceno Cortina took over the border city of Brownsville. The bandit had in mind retaking, in the name of Mexico, all of Texas below the Nueces River. The Texas government saw it differently, and dispatched Ford and a company of Rangers to mitigate the matter.
You know, folks, the history books are full of people who overcame a handicap to go on and make a success of themselves, but Jesse is one of the few I know of who didn't overcome it. Instead he used his paranoia to make a million dollars, and become one of the best-loved characters of all time in doing it! Yes, that little paranoid hypochondriac, who transferred his nervousness into a successful career, still holds the record for the most Emmy's given in a single category. The wonderful, gifted, talented, and nervous comedian who brought us Barney Fife was Jesse Don Knotts.
NOW YOU KNOW, "THE REST OF THE STORY" There is a street named for him and his statue in Morgantown, West Virginia, his place of birth.
Jesse Donald "Don" Knotts (July 21, 1924 - February 24, 2006) ••••• Participating in a gun buy-back because you believe that criminals have too many guns, is like having yourself castrated because you believe the neighbors have too many kids. ••••• A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
Captain John S. “Rip” Ford
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tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?” "Because he's thinking of getting married...." ••••• Problems:
One of my chief problems of late is that my mind races at about 125%. My body only operates at about 80% ••••• I Cannot Tell A Lie
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the
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The Community Lutheran Church’s Spring Concert will take place on Saturday, May 20th at 3pm, at the Church, 3575 E. Valley Parkway, Escondido, 92027. Call 760.739.1650 for more information.
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LSM Democratic Club to Meet on Saturday – The May meeting of the Lake San Marcos Democratic Club will be on Saturday, May 20th, at 1pm; social time at 12:30pm. Two presenters will discuss the topic “Immigration – Our Challenge”. They are Ms. Tazheen from the North County Immigration Task Force (NCITF), and Ms. Elzabeth Camarena, Associate Director, Casa Cornelia (CC). NCITF is comprised of advocates and community members who are interested in the well being of the immigrant community and in advancing immigrant rights in North County, San Diego. The CC Law Center is a public interest law firm providing quality pro bono legal services to victims of human and civil rights violations. The Center has a primary commitment to the indigent within the immigrant community in Southern California. Casa Cornelia strives to educate others regarding the impact of immigration law and policy on society and the public good. The meeting will be at the Conference Center, 1105 La Bonita Dr., San Marcos, 92078. Check the website at http://www.lsmdem.org for directions, call 760.743.2990, or email email@example.com.
Carlsbad Bike to Work Day – Thursday, May 18th is Bike to Work Day in Carlsbad. Stop by The Island at Carlsbad between 69am for water, giveaways, and photo opportunities. Coffee Connection is on Friday, May 19th at the Chamber of Commerce office, 8-9am. The Chamber’s First Friday Breakfast will be on June 2, 7:30-9:30am at the Sheraton Carlsbad Resort & Spa (almost sold out). Art Barter, CEO of Servant Leadership Institute will present the nine behaviors of a servant leader. Contact the Chamber for more information.
Carlsbad’s Wild West Fest is Saturday – On Saturday, May 20th, from 11am to 2pm, The City of Carlsbad’s annual Wild West Fest will take place at the Leo Carrillo Ranch Historic Park, 6200 Flying L.C. Lane. The Wild West Fest is a free event and includes a petting corral and western themed activities and crafts, salsa contest, judged by Chili’s Encinitas, including prizes, activity cards for $6 for pony and mechanical bull rides for kids, a root beer tasting for $3 where participants can enjoy five different root beers and receive a root beer float; free parking at Carrillo Elementary School. For more info, visit www.carlsbadca.gov/parksandrec or call 760.602.7519.
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was gravely wounded, but managed to escape. He was found, taken back into town, and later died.
Spring Concert on Saturday, May 20th –
By the second half of the decade, the biggest threat to Texas was lawless Texans. In 1874 the Legislature created two Ranger forces to cope with the situation--the Frontier Battalion, led by Major John B. Jones and an organization called the Special Force under Captain Leander McNelly. Captain McNelly did not like a lot of paperwork. Witness his report below:
In five years time, the Rangers were involved in some of the most celebrated cases in the history of the Old West. Much of the fact that would later be mixed with Ranger legend occurred during this turbulent period.
Texas' deadliest outlaw, John Wesley Hardin, a preacher's son reputed to have killed 31 men, was captured in Florida by Ranger John B. Armstrong. After Armstrong, his long-barreled Colt .45 in hand, boarded the train Hardin and four companions were on, the outlaw shouted: "Texas, by God!" and drew his own pistol. When it was over, one of Hardin's friends was dead. Hardin had been knocked out cold, and his three surviving friends were staring at Armstrong's pistol. A neat round hole pierced Armstrong's hat, but he was uninjured.
Hardin served a lengthy prison sentence, only to die in a shoot-out in El Paso in 1896 shortly after his release. Another well-known Texas outlaw who had a run-in with Texas Rangers did not make it to prison. Train robber Sam Bass, who had been in Texas since 1870, was confronted by four Rangers in Round Rock in the summer of 1878. In the shoot-out that followed, one of Bass' gang was killed outright. Bass
Reminders for Escondido Chamber –
Preserving Law and Order
In the 1890s, Rangers preserved law and order in Big Bend mining towns, tracked down train robbers and even were called on to prevent an illegal prize-fight from taking place on Texas soil. The promoters of the storied Fitzsimmons-Maher bout finally had to settle for staging the boxing match on an island in the Rio Grande.
This coming Sunday, May 21st is the Grand Avenue Festival, better known as the Escondido Street Faire, on Grand Avenue and side streets, downtown Escondido. From 9am to 5pm, the streets will be filled with unique vendors and food booths, music, local talent on two stages, kids crafts, and Escondido Arts Partnership “Art Alley” at the corner of Juniper. Downtown businesses will be open as well. For up-to-date info, visit escondidochamber.org./GrandAvenue-Festival. Also a reminder that the Havana Nights, the 107th Annual Installation and Awards Dinner will be on June 9th. Contact the Chamber for more details and reservations, at 760.745.2125. Deadline for reservations is May 29th.
Summer Stephan, Deputy District Attorney, to Speak at May 23rd Luncheon - Carlsbad Republican Women (CRWF) welcomes Summer Stephan, San Diego Deputy District Attorney, as the keynote speaker at their May 23rd meeting. Summer is a career prosecutor who has served as a Deputy District Attorney for 27 years, and recently declared her 2018 candidacy to succeed current District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis. At the luncheon, she will address, “San Diego DA’s take on new California laws.” Be there to learn about new legislation and how it will affect you. In Stephan’s words, “Protecting our communities is Job #1 for the DA.” CRWF’s general meetings are held the fourth Tuesday of the month at the Green Dragon Tavern and Museum, 6115 Paseo del Norte, Carlsbad, 92011. Doors open at 11am and the program begins at 11:30am. Cost is $30/members and $35/non-members. For more information, contact Niki at 760-931-9420 or firstname.lastname@example.org. RSVP right away as the deadline date has passed. Check on Facebook as Carlsbad Republican Women Federated. Homelessness Community Plan Stakeholder’s Meeting – On Tuesday, May 23rd, the Alliance for Regional Solutions will meet from 10-11:30am at North County Lifeline office, 200 Michigan Ave., Vista, 92084, and is open to all. A Community Plan to reduce Homelessness is being devel-
Paine in his classic book, Captain Bill McDonald: Texas Ranger. When sent to Dallas to prevent a scheduled prizefight, McDonald supposedly was greeted at the train station by the city's anxious mayor, who asked: "Where are the others?"
To that, McDonald is said to have replied, "Hell! ain't I enough? There's only one prize-fight!" In 1894-95, the Rangers scouted 173,381 miles; made 676 arrests; returned 2,856 head of stolen livestock to the owners, assisted civil authorities 162 times and guarded jails on 13 occasions.
oped by the Regional Taskforce on the Homeless (TRFH). This Community Plan has wide support from other organizations and community leaders. The Plan will have two phases: (1) Identify type of regional system and regional changes needed to make in order to better address homelessness throughout S.D. County; (2) Complete a detailed budget and performance evaluation of all current programs, make specific recommendations on how to implement changes recommended in Phase 1. RSVP for the meeting by contacting Marylynn McCorkle at 760.294.6356, x109, or email@example.com.
Center to Hold Memorial Day Luncheon - The Gloria McClellan Center at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista, will hold a Memorial Day Luncheon at noon on Thursday, May 25, featuring the Toe Tappers Patriotic Show at 11am. The lunch entrée is barbecued roast beef, baked beans, cole slaw, and apple cobbler. Alternate entrée is split pea soup, Italian pasta salad with ham on romaine, and apple cobbler. Suggested donation is $4.00 for those over 60 years old; $8 fee for those under 60 years of age. Reservation required one day prior by 1:00pm, at 760-643-5288.
Like Nachos? Life Strawberry Nachos? – Another fundraiser to benefit North County Lifeline will be on Sunday, May 28th. Stop by Lifeline’s booth for Strawberry Nachos when Tri-City Medical Center presents the Vista Strawberry 2017 Festival. Enjoy San Diego County's famous 'berry fest’ in downtown Vista, featuring 300+ vendors, 5 entertainment stages, 12 different contests, food, and local microbrews in the Craft Brew Beer Garden. The Strawberry Dessert Nachos booth raises funds for Lifeline's youth and family programs. Visit the booth in Strawberry Court, located in the Lush Coffee & Tea parking lot on Main St. Visit the official Strawberry Festival website for the schedule of events. For more information, contact North County Lifeline at 3142 Vista Way, Suite 400, Oceanside, 92056.
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throughout the state." Ranger Captains picked their own men, who had to furnish their own horses and could dress as they choose. They did not even have a standard badge.
And on the title page of Paine's 1909 book on McDonald are 19 words labeled as Captain McDonald's creed: "No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that's in the right and keeps on a-comin." Those words have evolved into the Ranger creed. Adjutant General W. H. Mabry wrote of the Rangers in his 1896 report to the Legislature that "This branch of the service has been very active and has done incalculable good in policing the sparsely settled sections of the state where the local officers...could not afford adequate protection." As the turn of the century approached, the reputation of the Ranger as the person required to take care of a situation beyond the means of local law enforcement was well established.
Going back to the time when the original Rangers came into being, Author Robert M. Utley offers the controversial view that the original Texas Rangers were probably much akin to those folks who today make up Blackwater. He says, for example: One Riot, One Ranger
The law authorized four Ranger companies of a maximum of 20 men each. The career of Company "B" Captain W. J. McDonald, and a book written about him, added much to the Ranger legend, including two of its most famous sayings. The often cited "One Riot, One Ranger" appears to be based on several statements attributed to Captain McDonald by Albert Bigelow
Captain Bill MacDonald
In 1900, the Frontier Battalion faded along with the frontier; but by July, 1901, the Legislature passed a new law concerning the Ranger service. The force, to be organized by the governor, was created "for the purpose of protecting the frontier against marauding or thieving parties, and for the suppression of lawlessness and crime
"Motives for enlisting in early Ranger units didn't include pay. Although usually promised, it was almost never forthcoming. To protect family and property, to punish the enemy, or the sheer love of adventure afforded motives. But there was one powerful motive almost never mentioned. That motive was plunder.”
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The Paper • Page 4 • May 18, 2017 Fatal Injuries in Escondido Pursuit and Crash
On May 11, 2017, at about 00:16 AM, an Escondido Police Officer attempted to stop a silver PT Cruiser in the area of Midway and Grand Avenue for an equipment violation. The driver stopped momentarily at the curb. Before approaching, the officer saw the rear windows of the vehicle roll down. The officer did not approach and attempted to verbally direct the occupants from his vehicle. After only a few seconds, the driver fled at a high rate of speed west bound on Grand Avenue. The officer initiated a vehicle pursuit which continued west on Grand Avenue toward Rose Street. The vehicle reached speeds of 80 miles per hour in the 1500 block of East Grand Avenue. The PT cruiser gained distance on the officer as it crested the hill east of Ohio. The officer momentarily lost sight of the vehicle as it went over the hill. As the officer crested the hill, he discovered the PT Cruiser had collided with a group of parked vehicles on the north curb line of Grand Avenue just west of Ohio. The entire vehicle pursuit lasted under one minute. Officers discovered there were two males and two females in the vehicle. One male was ejected on impact and died at the scene. Another female was removed from the vehicle and later pronounced dead at the scene. Life saving measures were attempted by Escondido fire personnel and police officers. The names of the deceased will be released by the coroner’s office after next of kin have been notified.
The remaining two occupants were transported to local hospitals where they are listed in serious but stable condition.
All four occupants were between 18 and 21 years old and residents of Escondido and Vista. The occupant’s seating position in the vehicle is still under investigation. Based on the officer’s statements and physical evidence at the scene it appears the PT Cruiser crested the hill west bound on Grand Avenue in the 1200 block. The driver lost control and rear ended a parked Chevrolet S10 pickup on the north side of Grand Avenue. The S10 and several other parked vehicles sustained major damage. The PT Cruiser flipped upside down and came to rest on its roof. Alcohol / drug impairment and the reason for the pursuit is unknown at this time. The investigation is ongoing and is being conducted by Officer Steve Braucht of the Traffic Division. We are seeking the public’s help with anyone who may have witnessed the accident or has other information that would benefit the investigation.
To report any suspicious activities in your neighborhood, you may contact the Police Department directly, or you may make an unidentified call on our Anonymous Tip Line at 760-743-TIPS (8477) or via our Web site at police.escondido.org. For breaking news releases, please follow the Escondido Police Department on Twitter at twitter.com/escondidopolice. Springtime in North County’s education hub means one thing—San Marcos students are getting ready to graduate.
With Cal State San Marcos hosting commencement ceremonies Friday, May 19 and Saturday, May 20 and Palomar hosting commencement on Friday, May 26,
tain order, and always hang “whites” with “whites,” and hang them first.
3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders, always by the tail! What would the neighbors think?
4. Wash day on a Monday! Never hang clothes on the weekend, or Sunday, for Heaven’s sake! 5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you could hide your “unmentionables” in the middle (perverts & busybodies, y’know!).
Man About Town
Clothes Line History . . .
I remember the clotheslines stretched all across the backyard at our house in Omaha. And boy, did the clothes smell good when my Mom brought them in - especially, fresh sheets on the bed at night. In the winter the lines were strung all over the basement, but never smelled as good and took a lot longer to dry!
You have to be a certain age to appreciate this. THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES:
(If you don’t know what clotheslines are, better skip this.)
1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes–walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines. 2. You had to hang the clothes in a cer-
6. It didn’t matter if it was sub zero weather…clothes would “freeze-dry.”
7. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry clothes! Pins left on the lines were “tacky!” 8. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the clothes pins with the next washed item.
9. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed. 10. IRONED? Well, that’s a whole other subject! A CLOTHESLINE POEM
A clothesline was a news forecast To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep When clothes were hung to dry. It also was a friendly link For neighbors always knew, If company had stopped on by To spend a night or two.
I-15 and SR-78 travelers can expect increased traffic delays around the college areas. While the increase in traffic congestion is familiar to city residents, students and commuters alike, the City of San Marcos is pleased to report that continued relief is on the way.
In the city’s ongoing efforts to get motorists moving and improve traffic flow, several roadway improvement projects are lined up over the next five years.
Planned projects include upgrades to the Traffic Management Center (TMC)’s server and software, traffic signal equipment, as well as communication lines between the TMC and the traffic signals. In addition to improved staff and equipment response times to changing traffic conditions, these enhancements will allow traffic signals to handle more complex intersection configuration conditions. During graduation season and periods of roadway construction, drive with caution and provide ample time to reach your destination safely and on time.
For more information about Palomar College commencement, visit www2.palomar.edu. To see Cal State San Marcos’ commencement schedule, visit www.csusm.edu/commencement. Letter s to the Editor? We love ‘em! Send them to: firstname.lastname@example.org Please keep to under 250 words
For then you’d see the “fancy sheets” And towels upon the line; You’d see the “company table cloths” With intricate designs.
The line announced a baby’s birth From folks who lived inside – As brand new infant clothes were hung, So carefully with pride! The ages of the children could So readily be known By watching how the sizes changed, You’d know how much they’d grown!
It also told when illness struck, As extra sheets were hung; Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too, Haphazardly were strung. It also said, “Gone on vacation now” When lines hung limp and bare. It told, “We’re back!” when full lines sagged, with not an inch to spare! New folks in town were scorned upon
Letters to the Editor A Fan Letter!
Just had to take a moment to say thank you Lyle Davis and Fredrich Gomez--you are The Bomb! (that means very, very good in kid lingo).
Every week, I look forward to the next edition, confident of becoming immersed in a literary adventure of intrigue and discovery. I am in awe of the breadth of your research and knowledge.
In my position as a local public servant, I reference and recommend The Paper frequently. Just wanted to let you know, I'm a big fan, particularly of the historical essays, although the expose regarding Tribal (dis)enrollment I welcomed as an invitation for public outcry, however futile. Best wishes...Ava San Diego County, CA.
If wash was dingy and gray, As neighbors carefully raised their brows, And looked the other way. But clotheslines now are of the past, For dryers make work much less. Now what goes on inside a home Is anybody’s guess!
I really miss that way of life. It was a friendly sign. When neighbors knew each other best by what hung on the line. •••• Mother’s Day has come and gone and lots of mommies had great big smiles on their faces. Even those in hospital.
I had a family member in hospital over Mother’s Day and was struck by a beautiful little girl, maybe 6 years old, who got on the elevator with a bouquet of flowers. “Are those for Me?” I asked.
She smiled and shook her head “no.”
“Wait a minute,” sez me. “I bet mommy is in the hospital and you’re bringing those flowers ‘cause it’s Mother’s Day!” She smiled and nodded yes.
“Well, I’ll tell you young lady, mommy is gonna be really, really happy to get those flowers . . . but she’s gonna be even happier because you came to see her. You are the greatest gift she should get on Mother’s Day.” And I was right. Almost always am. Notice I said, “almost.”
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Indian villages yielded spoils, especially horses,” he said. Those motivating attacks on any Indians, deserved or not, sometimes resulted in unseemly quarrels over division of the plunder and a reluctance to return to owners stock or other stolen property, says Utley.
While Mr. Utley is stepping on wellbooted toes there is some historical evidence to suggest that the Texas Rangers were not always the one wearing totally white hats. There was a time, early in its history, when an entire company of Rangers were dismissed for exceeding and abusing their authority. This event goes back to a time when circumstances were such that the Rangers found themselves up against men in the wrong as always, but some of the law enforcement problems these officers confronted were as new as the century itself.
historians who have studied the period agree there was some dilution of quality. After one Ranger raid into Mexico, an entire company was dismissed as they had been found to have exceeded and abused their authority. Texas was growing up--the Rangers were part of the state's civil authority, and had to learn to do their work within the framework of the law, no matter the necessary liberties some of their predecessors had taken in earlier years . . . which brings in the parallel drawn to today’s Blackwater crew. They, too, are highly trained in the use of weaponry they, too, are recognized as outstanding fighters, and are often called upon to defeat forces larger than their own . . . but in recent years, allegations have been made that they, too, have exceeded and/or abused their authority.
Since the days of the Mexican War, Rangers had occasional work to do along the long, meandering Rio Grande, but the emphasis on the river increased in 1910 with the outbreak of revolution in Mexico. Generally easy to ford, the Rio Grande had never been much more than a symbolic boundary. Some of the violence associated with the political upheaval in Mexico crossed the river into Texas.
On several occasions, Mexican bandits raided into Texas. And at least twice, Rangers returned the favor, making punitive strikes into Mexico. In one battle in 1917, as many as 20 Mexicans may have been killed by Rangers who crossed to the south side of the river. During this time, the Ranger force was as large as it ever was in its history, and
Whether Congress reins in Blackwater as state legislators did with the early Texas Rangers remains to be seen.
In spite of the occasional black eye, the Texas Rangers largely have a clean, and honorable, reputation. So much so that it is a highly sought after position.
Not just anyone can be a Texas Ranger. For every position that opens up you usually have a minimum of 100 applicants from the Texas Department of Public Safety who would love the job. Texas Ranger PR folks will point out that the myth of Rangers shooting first and asking questions later has been largely dispelled. They claim they seldom shoot nowadays except at the range.
Texas was in a state of transition, and so were the Rangers. Rangers still rode the river on horseback, but they also used cars. The automobile was taking over as the principal mode of transportation in Texas and the rest of the country. Frank Hamer
One of the best-known Rangers who made the transition from horse to car was Frank H. Hamer. He first joined the Rangers in 1906. By 1921, he was Captain of Ranger Company "C", stationed in Del Rio. At the beginning of 1922, he was transferred to Austin, where he would spend the next decade as a Ranger Captain. One of the major problems facing the Rangers during Hamer's tenure as Senior Ranger Captain was bank robbery. The situation got so bad the Texas Bankers Association offered a standing $5,000 reward for bank robbers. There was one catch--the money would be paid for dead robbers only.
As the Depression took hold in Texas, unscrupulous types began setting up phony holdups, hiring men to rob a bank and then killing them in the act so the reward money could be collected. This was a situation the Rangers could not solve with force. Instead, Hamer went to the press, exposing what was happening. Hamer's move paid off--the banking association's reward policy was changed.
The Texas Senate eventually created a state law enforcement agency to be known as the Department of Public Safety. This creation merged the Texas Rangers and the Highway Patrol into a Public Safety Department that, essentially, formed a single state police force. On August 10, 1935, it became effective.
Under the new DPS, the Ranger force would consist of 36 men. Though smaller than it had been in years, the Texas Rangers would have for the first time in its history the benefits of a state-of-the-art crime laboratory, improved communications, and, perhaps most importantly, political stability. In name, the Rangers were 100 years old. With the creation of the DPS, the Rangers would have professionalism to match their tradition. Tom Hickman, a veteran Ranger, was named Senior Captain of the Rangers. The force was organized into five companies, each headed by a captain.
Fingerprint and modus operandi files were available for Ranger use and Ranger vehicles were equipped with police radio receivers, though two-way radio would not be available to Rangers until the 1940s. They also had
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the benefit of chemical ballistic and microscopic testing in their criminal investigations.
In their early years as part of the DPS, Rangers were furnished a Colt .45 and a lever action Winchester .30 caliber rifle by the state. Rangers had to provide their own car, horse, and saddle, though the DPS issued horse trailers and paid automobile mileage. For the first time, Rangers had the benefits of in-service training. Weekly activity reports of their activities were required. The Texas Rangers were part of another agency, but their duties essentially were the same as they had been for years. Rangers were called upon to enforce the state's laws, with particular emphasis on felony crimes, gambling and narcotics. Rangers also were used in riot suppression and in locating fugitives. By 1945, the authorized strength of the Texas Rangers had been increased to 45 men. Two years later, the force was increased again, to 51 men. In their first year under the DPS, the Rangers took part in an estimated 255 cases; two decades later, in 1955, the Rangers were involved in 16,701 cases. Keeping the Peace
Rangers continued to add to their legend during the 1950s. When inmates in the Rusk State Hospital for the Criminally Insane rioted and took hostages, Ranger Captain R. A. "Bob" Crowder walked into the maximum security unit armed only with the .45 on his hip. Crowder and the leader of the mob had a conversation and the inmates surrendered. Rangers made national headlines by their quiet but firm presence at various campuses in the state as school integration was for the most part peacefully implemented. When violence seemed possible at the high school in Mansfield, Rangers were sent to the school. A photograph of Ranger Sergeant Jay Banks, reflectively leaning against a tree in front of the high school as students walked into the building beneath a dummy hanging in effigy, was widely published.
Also during the 1950s, Rangers calmed down a violent steel mill strike in East Texas; shut down illegal gambling in Galveston and participated in numerous cases, some sensational, many merely routine investigations.
This was Ranger Zeno Smith's report for July 3, 1956: "Wilson County Sheriff requested the assistance of one Ranger in the investigation of twentyfive head of cattle near Floresville. A lengthy investigation resulted in the filing of five complaints and indictments
in each case against the suspect who is still at large. 115 hours."
With a population of 20 million, Texas has only 107 Rangers. Fourteen are Mexican-Americans and six are African-Americans. Two Rangers are female: Marrie Garcia, based in San Antonio, and Christina Nix in Waco. Twenty-eight are college graduates, and three have master's degrees. College credit hours average 81. Average age has dipped from 50 in the 1970s to near 40 today. Ranger Sgt. Leo Hickman refuses to retire. He's 73. Today's Rangers are detectives. In fiscal 1997-1998, Rangers handled 5,205 investigations that led to 829 felony and 130 misdemeanor arrests.
As of 2007 the size of the Ranger increased to 116 commissioned members. These Rangers are supervised by a Senior Captain, Captain, Assistant Commander, six field captains and seven lieutenants. The force is organized into six companies, "A" through "F," and a Headquarters office in Austin and an Unsolved Crimes Investigation Team in San Antonio. Other Rangers are stationed in various towns and cities in the state, each Ranger having responsibility for a minimum of two to three counties, some with even larger areas. Highpowered sniper rifles, night vision scopes, tear gas guns and grenades and gas masks are available for each Ranger company. Black lights, used for detecting fluid traces on clothing and other items, also are available at the company level. Sophisticated electronic surveillance equipment is at the disposal of the Rangers as well. Today's Rangers travel by car, airplane or helicopter and occasionally by horse. Rangers are not issued uniforms, they dress as they need to. A Ranger in Dallas might wear a suit and tie while a Ranger assigned to a rural area would likely choose Western wear. During normal everyday activity, Rangers are still expected to wear western boots and have their badges pinned to their shirts.
The clock is ticking
This year over 2,800 bills, an excessive number in my view, were introduced in Sacramento. Many have a fiscal impact, which means they must be referred to the Appropriations Committee, the last stop for fiscal bills before they are presented to the full Assembly or Senate for a final floor vote. With so many bills to consider, the Appropriations Committee Chair and Vice Chair often agree to refer non-controversial bills costing under $150,000 to the consent calendar so that passage can be expedited. All others will be placed on the Appropriations Suspense File, so that they can be reviewed more thoroughly by the committee. Even bills with overwhelming bi-partisan support sometimes fail to pass Appropriations, which has become known as a place good bills go to die. May 26, the final day for
Appropriations to report a bill to the floor is rapidly approaching, which means there is a lot of nail biting going on right now in Sacramento. Other looming deadlines include June 2, the date bills must pass their house of origin in order to be considered by the alternate house, June 15, the deadline for passage of a balanced budget for the 20172018 fiscal year, and September 15, the day we finally adjourn for the year and the last day to approve all legislation. Bills that arenâ€™t finalized this year may become two-year bills, which can be considered early next year. Once we adjourn, Governor Brown will have a month to sign or veto all bills. In the end, the fate of legislation approved by the combined votes of 80 Assemblymembers and 40 Senators will depend on one man and his veto pen, Governor Jerry Brown.
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The Paper • Page 7 • May 18, 2017 The World of Dentistry
Like you, I’ve been reading and hearing about implants . . . that magic that dentists do to restore lost teeth. It just gets more and more amazing what medicine and dentistry can do these days.
To look a little deeper into the subject I decided to go and have a chat with “the man.” The go-to guy for things involving dentistry who knows all about the latest in the science and artistry of the dental world.
In spite of the long, hard hours, Dr. Greg Hurt, is the always smiling dentist who tackles any dental problem . . . even the more challenging ones.
Dr. Gregory Hurt, explaining a dental procedure to a patient
This guy, born in Iowa, raised all over the planet (his dad was an air force pilot who ultimately rose to the rank of General), outstanding student, outstanding athlete . . . decided to become a dentist. Lots of guys and gals go to dental school . . . and then they develop a nice practice and live happily ever after.
That wasn’t enough for Greg Hurt. He not only wanted to become a dentist but wanted to establish a top notch dental center that was up on all the latest in dentistry. And he did it.
He opened the San Marcos Dental Center and then staffed it with top professionals, not just dentists, but dental technicians, top office staff that knows everything about insurance, billing, coding, all that needs to be done to ensure a patient gets nothing but the best. Long after graduating from dental school, Dr. Hurt is a regular student in continuing education. He has a veritable thirst for knowledge - and then he puts that knowledge and training into use for the benefit of his patients. He has seven staff members that make up the San Marcos Dental Center . . . in addition to himself and his colleague, Dr. Shepherd. She does general dentistry as well as focuses on orthodontia . . . an area in which she excels. Dr. Hurt does all implants and surgery as well as orthodontia and general dentistry.
Technical advances now allow dentists to replace missing teeth or teeth that were badly damaged in an accident . . . probably the most popular technique is the use of
It’s a fairly simple procedure for the patient but a highly technical procedure for the dentist, requiring specialized training, the knowledge of the various options that are available for each patient, and which option would be best for an individual patient. Dr. Hurt is familiar with, and has performed, all of the various options available and/or necessary for a top implant procedure. Procedures are tailored to the individual patient.
Dr. Hurt’s highly trained office staff helps the patient(s) file the proper medical and dental claim forms to maximize insurance coverage benefits, leaving the patient and Drs. Hurt and/or Shepherd free to focus on fixing the dental problem and not worrying about the billing.
His staff knows how to code insurance claims properly to maximize your return/coverage. Training is an ongoing thing with both Drs. as well as their staff. For example, Charleen, a young Vietnamese girl, is working toward her certification as an orthodontic technician. She made a journey to Vietnam for 10 days to serve as a volunteer with a dental clinic so that she might help Vietnamese patients in need. A very devoted and religous young lady, she went as part of her church mission and paid her own way. Ana, another staff members, is also working toward her certification as an orthodontic assistant.
As Dr. Hurt and Dr. Shepherd have embraced education and training, so, too, do they encourage their staff to learn all they can to beneift themselves as well as their patients. San Marcos Dental Center, 162 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd 760.734.4311.
Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow
Three Funny Men I Have Interviewed
Of all the many celebrities I have interviewed during my 40-plus years of writing, three comedians stand out: Jack Carter, Henny Youngman, and Milton Berle. Jack Carter Jack Carter, born June 24, 1922, was a comedian, actor and television personality. Brooklyn-born Carter had a longrunning comedy act similar to fellow rapid-paced contemporary Milton Berle.
In 1984, I’m sitting in the Pacific Southwest Airlines waiting area to catch a flight from San Diego to Los Angeles when I realized a very familiar face was sitting alongside. He was frantically searching his pockets for something.
“Buddy, can ya spare a dime?” he asked me. It was famed stand-up comedian Jack Carter. Luckily I did have a dime. He took the coin over to a pay telephone and made a call. When he returned it was time for the flight to board. “C’mon kid, you’re my valet,” he quickly told me as he faked a “limp” toward the gate. He went up to the agent and informed her I was needed to help him board the plane. I went along with it. We were boarded along with the women and children and had our pick of seats. It was small talk over the next hour, but big in my memory. Carter hosted an early television variety program called “Cavalcade of Stars” on the old DuMont Network. He was lured to NBC to host his own program titled The Jack Carter Show. He made dozens of appearnces on “The Ed Sullivan Show.” Carter died on June 28, 2015.
Henny Youngman Henry "Henny" Youngman was born March 16, 1906. He was a comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner." He was best-known for the one-liner: "Take my wife ... please."
In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman's routine consisted of telling simple one-liners, occasionally with interludes of violin playing. These depicted simple, cartoon-like situations. A couple of example different. “So, she went to a furrier who does his own breeding. He crossed
a mink with a gorilla. She got a beautiful coat, only the sleeves are too long.” (tah dump bump).
Youngman’s inoffensive, friendly style of comedy kept his audiences laughing for decades. During my interview with him, I asked how many jokes he had amassed over the years? “Millions,” he replied. I then asked if he was afraid other comedians would steal them? “Only as long as Berle’s alive,” he quipped. (They were close friends). Yo u n g m a n died Feb. 24, 1998. H e bequeathed a collection of 6 million jokes to the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C.
Milton Berle Milton Berle, born on July 12, 1908, was a vaudeville-style comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's “Texaco Star Theater” (1948-55), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Mr. Television." Because of his huge popularity, he sold more TV sets than anyone else. His show caused TV set sales nationally to double to more than 2 million.
In Detroit, an investigation took place when the water levels took a drastic drop in the city’s reservoirs on Tuesday nights between 9 and 9:05. It turned out that everyone waited until the end of Berle’s “Texaco Star Theatre” before going to the bathroom.
He earned another nickname after ending a 1949 broadcast with a brief adlibbed remark to children watching the show: "Listen to your Uncle Miltie and go to bed." Berle risked his newfound TV stardom at its zenith to challenge Texaco when the sponsor tried to prevent black performers f r o m appearing on his show, such as the famed “Step B ro t h e r s ” dance quartet. Berle refused and broke the so-called color barrier. I interviewed Berle in 1979 for a frontpage feature in the old Escondido Times-Advocate. Later, at a cigar dinner in 1994, I chatted with him briefly, reminding him of our interview 15 years earlier, adding “you probably don’t remember me.” He quickly quipped, “Of course I do … now, what was your name?”
A notable note: When he was at the height of his popularity at NBC, the network gave Berle a “lifetime” contract for $1 million a year. Ironically, shortly thereafter, his star began to fade, but he got his money every year until his death, which was March 27, 2002. Tom Morrow's books are available at Amazon.com in soft-cover or via Kindle E-mail.
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outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree." ••••• The Morality of Dishonesty
A few years ago in a small town robbers entered a bank and one of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.” Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic. This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their world view.
One woman lay on the floor in a provocative manner. The robber approached her saying, “Ma’am, this is a robbery not a rape. Please behave accordingly." This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal. While running from the bank the young robber (who had a college degree) said to the older robber (who barely finished elementary school): "Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole."
The older man replied: "Don’t be stupid. It's a lot of money so let's wait for the news to be told how much money was taken from the bank."
This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.
After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: "Let's call the cops."
The accountant said: "Wait, before we do that let's add the $800,000 to the robbery of that we took to ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen." This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.
The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed in of $3 million. The robbers counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble. "We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank's management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.
This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power
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RB Woman’s Club Invites You to Their June Meeting – The Rancho Bernardo Woman’s Club meeting will be on Thursday, June 1st, at 11:30am, at the Rancho Bernardo Inn, 17550 Bernardo Oaks Drive, Rancho Bernardo. The program will be two Fred Astaire Dance Instructors who will showcase ballroom dances and invite those in the audience who are willing to get up and dance. Cost for lunch is $26 at check-in. Checks payable to RB Woman’s Club or exact cash is appreciated. Sorry, no credit cards. Call Fern for reservations, 760.741.6620. Deadline for reservations is 5pm, Monday, May 29th. Guests are always welcome. Membership is open to women in Rancho Bernardo and surrounding areas. Everyone is encouraged to wear red, white and blue in honor of Flag Day.
MusicFest and Car Show at Bates Nut Farm – On Saturday, June 3rd, the Valley Center/Pauma Music Boosters presents the 6th annual Valley Center MusicFest and Car Show, from 1-7pm, at Bates Nut Farm in Valley Center. Starting at 1pm, music will be by the award-winning VC Middle School Jazz Band, VC High School Jazz Band and Jazz Choir, VCMS and VCHS Drumlines and Winter Guard, leading into the special concert time of 4pm, featuring The Detroit Underground with Valley Center’s own Jeff Beck on the trumpet. The 2017 concert event is free for the community and will feature live music, food for purchase, a beer garden, an all model car show, raffle tickets, and silent auction items for sale as part of the Valley Center Pauma Music Boosters ongoing fundraising efforts. Each year, the group is chartered with supporting about 800 band and choir students at the elementary, middle and high school programs. The Valley Center Pauma/Music Boosters is a nonprofit organization, designed to support and maintain music in Valley Center schools. Their funds purchase and maintain hundreds of instruments, music, equipment, and performance wear for hundreds of 5th to 12th graders. The Boosters also provide support-
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Water Awareness Poster Contest Winners In recognition of Water Awareness Month, celebrated in May, the City of Escondido, Utilities Department, sponsored a poster contest, "Be Water Smart." Contestants were judged on artistic skill, creativity, and originality. Fourth grade students illustrated the importance of conserving and protecting this valuable resource.
Sanchez; Third Place, Alondra Sanchez. The students' posters will be on display throughout the month of May in the lobby at City Hall, Escondido Library (children's area), the San Diego Children's Discovery Museum, and the Carl's Jr on W. Valley Parkway. Pictures also are posted on the City's Facebook page at facebook.com/escondidowater.
Rotary to Present Wine & Food Festival – On Saturday, June 3rd, from 5-8pm, the Encinitas Rotary presents the Wine & Food Festival, benefiting local charities, including North County Lifeline. The event will be held at the Encinitas Ranch Golf Course, 1275 Quail Gardens Drive, Encinitas. Enjoy foods from local restaurants and fine wines, craft beers and spirits. Purchase tickets to benefit North County Lifeline. $500 VIP tickets admit two guests to the festival and VIP pre-party at 4pm, plus 100% of the cost goes to Lifeline. $150 tickets admit one guest to the festival, with $135 going to Lifeline; and $90 tickets admit one guest to the festival with $60 going to Lifeline. For information and tickets, contact North County Lifeline, 3142 Vista Way, Ste. 400, Oceanside, 92056.
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Open Auditions for A Midsummer Night’s Dream – Open auditions will be held on Sunday, June 4th, 11am-12:30pm, and Monday, June 5th, 7-8pm, for William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, for 10 years old and up. No appointments necessary. Auditions will be held at the Bailey/Bees Theater at the Community Lutheran Church, 3575 E. Valley Parkway, Escondido, 92027. Prepare two one-minute monologues including one from a Shakespearean play of your choice. Production dates will be July 28-30, with a possibility of adding a second weekend August 4-6. For show information, contact Chelsea at 760.473.3000.
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5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
I recently had occasion to drive from my home in Escondido to Hollywood in Los Angeles on a Saturday. I left at noon, anticipating a two and a half hour drive for one hundred miles. Instead, I was in the car for nearly five hours. My first stop was two miles from my home at Albertson’s on East Valley Parkway. I could not find a parking spot so I left without buying the snacks I hoped to have
Trump. (Oh, come on!)
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
for the road. I caught every red light until I finally got to the 78/I-15 interchange where traffic was at a stand-still.
I expected traffic in Los Angeles but I was surprised to find my worst traffic experience before even leaving North County.It took me twenty five minutes to get from Escondido to San Marcos where I stopped at Nothing Bundt Cakes. The simple act of getting off the 78, onto San Marcos Blvd., and back again added thirty minutes to my drive time. his haystacks, they all become one big one.
NOTE: Not bragging or anything, y'understand . . . but I got them ALL right!
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answer: One. If he combines all of
Answer: Same as is it now - Donald
Several hours later, somewhere on the I-5, I had an idea. Why not create a road reservation system to better manage capacity? If you anticipate non-work related driving, reserve your route and wait for an appointment time when an acceptable number of vehicles suitable to the capacity of the road would be allowed. This way you could more easily predict travel time to your destination – or we could just keep doing what we are doing.
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The Pastor Says . . . together to pray.
If you felt you were perfect, you probably would not feel the need to pray. Come just as you are, Prayer is, in part, seeking His help. Just be sincere.
Triscuit is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 10 month old, 9 pound, Domestic Short Hair kitten with a Tabby coat. Ten months is an ideal age to adopt a kitten. Triscuit is still a baby and ready to bond with his new family. He has a lifetime of companionship to give. He was transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society from another shelter through the FOCAS program.
The $100 adoption fee for Triscuit includes medical exam, vaccinations, neuter, and microchip. For more information call 760-7536413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.
Coconut, a 4-year-old American Pit Bull Terrier mix, is ready to share her love with a new family! This beautiful girl has a smile the goes on for miles and a wiggly, silly personality to match. She can be a bit shy at first, but after a few treats and a little love, she’ll be ready to be your best friend forever. Coconut loves playing with her tennis balls, getting her belly rubbed and lounging around with her human friends. Fetch is her favorite game and she’d love to go on adventures around town with her new family! Coconut is available for adoption at the San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3450 E Valley Parkway. To learn more about making her part of your family, please call (760) 888-2275. Letters to the Editor? We Love ‘em! Send ‘em to: email@example.com
Pastor Sam Brumit Mission 316 San Marcos, Ca. Prayer is not as hard as you think
One of the topics I am often asked about through the years is prayer. It's really not surprising since communicating with God can seem ... well ... intimidating. Here are some things I've learned over the years that you might identify with. 1. You don't have to be a spiritual giant to pray. After all, God knows us ... all about us. He understands us and we don't have to pretend with Him that we are something we are not. Just be yourself. He gets it. Just talk to Him. 2. You don't have to have it all
3. The times you feel least like praying are the times you might need to most. Besides, when we don't know how to pray, it is then the Holy Spirit is there to intercede for us. 4. Be honest when you pray.
Share with God what's on your heart. Don't try to cover it up. He sees where you are and can handle your emotions. His shoulders are broad. 5. Don't use fancy words.
God is not impressed with our vocabulary. Just let your requests be made known to him. You don't have to be a professional!
Finally, pray! He wants to hear from you ... just like we want to hear from our kids. Pray about everything ... large and small. He hears.
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A Weekly Message from the Mayor of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders.
San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond
Poolside CPR course offered in San Marcos
The City’s fire and community s e r v i c e s departments have joined forces to offer a Poolside CPR program in San Marcos to equip residents with hands-only CPR skills.
action to save a life if needed.
Because drowning is still a leading cause of accidental death in many age groups, the ultimate benefit of the CPR training will be safer San Marcos residents in, on and around the water, as well as safer responses in the event of any emergency, poolside or elsewhere.
Lifeguards and firefighters will demonstrate and guide practice sessions of the technique to pool visitors throughout the swim season. Since trained professionals are rarely the first For more information, please call San at an incident scene, the Poolside CPR Marcos Community Services at (760) 744program empowers pool patrons to take 9000. News for the Social Butterfly? Send your press releases to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed
Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series
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Center, 111 Richmar Ave., San Marcos, 92069, at 9am on Wednesday, June 7. Enjoy handmade crafts for sale by experienced crafters at the Craft Fair. Cost of tables are $10. Register for a table at the front desk of the senior center. For more information, call 760.744.5535 or visit www.san-marcos.net.
“Havana Nights” is Title of Chamber’s Annual Dinner – The 107th Annual Installation and Awards Dinner, an evening of entertainment and fine dining, for the Escondido Chamber will be on Friday, June 9th. Reservations and sponsorships requested by May 29th, by calling the Chamber at 760.745.2125, email email@example.com or visiting the website at http://www.escondidochamber.org.
Free Reverse Mortgage Lunch & Learn – Do you own your home? Are you at least 62 years old? Would you like to remain in your home – with no monthly mortgage payments – and have extra cash to spend as you please? If you answered “yes” to the above questions, you are invited to attend a free Reverse Mortgage Lunch & Learn, hosted by Laura Strickler, an expert in the Reverse Mortgage program. Utilizing the reverse mortgage to its highest and best use is something she aims for with each client. The meeting is on Wednesday, June 7, at 11am at the Castle Creek Country Club, 8797 Circle R Drive, Escondido, 92026. RSVP by June 5th, to 760.282.3075, or email firstname.lastname@example.org. Can’t make lunch? Call Laura anyway for your free in-home consultation. Speakers Announced for Women’s Tea/Social – The Glamour, Glitz, Hats & Heels signature afternoon tea and business social will be on Friday, June 9, from 2-5pm, at the Omni La Costa Resort & Spa. This event is to celebrate women-owned businesses and for professional enrichment. Join
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2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station. 11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter
Projects Relieve Traffic Congestion
The City's construction work to widen southbound Civic Center Drive between the railroad tracks and Phillips Street is now finished. A third southbound "through-lane" has been constructed to accommodate vehicles moving into the right-turn to westbound Highway 78. Adding the through-lane reduces the frequency of traffic back-ups between Phillips Street and Lado de Loma Drive, even at peak commuting hours. Last fall, the City Council approved a Traffic Congestion Management plan outlining projects designed to provide further traffic congestion relief. The Civic Center Widening project is one of improvements categorized as short term projects in the plan and following are a
few more: 1. N. Melrose Drive between W. Vista Way & Bobier Drive: Restripe to add a third lane. 2. Vista Village at N. Santa Fe Ave; Vista Village at Olive; N. Santa Fe Ave at Main Street: Traffic control system upgrade to manage the three intersections. 3. Traffic Signal Interconnect Upgrade in northern Vista to existing traffic signals for optimized traffic signal timing and coordination. 4. E. Vista Way at Bobier/Foothill Drive: Widen, add second WB left turn lane. To view the detailed list of traffic congestion management projects, go to CityofVistsa.com.
Oceanside • Mayor Jim Wood
Travel by Train Program at the Oceanside Public Library Have you ever popular destinations. Dennis will thought about share his comprehensive knowledge the comforts of of routes, costs and the different traveling by classes of service you can choose train, enjoying from. His talk will also cover long the ambience of sipping a beverage distance Amtrak trains from L.A. to while relaxing and not having to Seattle, Chicago and New Orleans. worry about the stress of driving? Registration for this event is On Wednesday, June 7th, at 1:00 required. Please sign up by calling pm, the Civic Center Library will the Library at 760-435-5600 or present a program about traveling visiting by train with Oasis instructor www.oceansidepubliclibrary.org. Dennis Sullivan. The event will take place in the Public Library This program is free and is Foundation Room, located at 330 N. sponsored by the Friends of the Coast Highway. Mr. Sullivan will Oceanside Public Library. Oasis is a speak about using trains to reach non-profit educational organization destinations between San Diego and with a mission to enrich the lives of all points north, including: Orange mature adults by engaging them in County, Los Angeles, and other lifelong learning.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 26. Where there's a will, there are relatives. Finally:
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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“While-U-wait” service is free and there is no “minimum” charge. This service is core to our business philosophy at The Computer Factory.
Paul & Nome Van Middlesworth, The Computer Factory
www.computerfactorysanmarcos.com "San Diego's Best Computer Store 2016" Union Tribune readers poll
Happy is Better than Rich
Folks bring their PC (desktop or laptop) to us for many reasons. Won’t boot, slow, infected, won’t upgrade, won’t connect to WWW, can’t access some WWW sites, applications won’t open, warning screens, programs won’t install, Microsoft upgrades crashed, the list goes on and on. Sometimes folks just want to know if their old PC is worth keeping, can it be upgraded or if it has any trade-in value. We can usually evaluate a PC and answer questions on its value and/or provide upgrade and repair estimates in a matter of minutes.
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us for an afternoon of networking, a fashion show, with Keynote Speaker, Kristianne Kurner, Executive Artistic Director of New Village Arts Theatre. She will share her work in creating a village-like environment for theatre patrons and in helping women artists with the Foundry Artist Studios. The Featured Speaker will be Carol Clause, Board of Directors, Past President, Women’s Empowerment International. Clause has a passion for empowering women and is inspired by how, with both financial and social support, women in poverty can have a say in determining the quality of their everyday lives and the lives of future generations. For information and/or tickets, contact Carlsbad Chamber at 5934 Priestly Drive, Carlsbad, 92008.
Fallbrook Chorale Spring Concert is June 10th - The Fallbrook Chorale announces their upcoming Spring Concert entitled “The Best of Broadway” which will be held on Saturday June 10th, at 2pm at the Bob Burton Performing Arts Center, Fallbrook High School, 2400 S. Stage Coach Lane, Fallbrook. There will be selections from Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, Fiddler On The Roof, Les Miserables, Wonderful Town, and more. Tickets are $15/adults, $8/students with ID, and FREE for Active Duty Military and children, 12 & under, accompanied by a paying adult. Tickets are available at the Fallbrook Chamber of Commerce, Major Market, from Chorale members, and on the website at www.fallbrookchorale.org. Enjoy a fun afternoon of entertainment.
San Marcos Presents Summer Music Fest - The City of San Marcos presents the San Marcos Summer Music Fest from 12noon to 8pm on Saturday, June 10, at Walnut Grove Park, 1950 Sycamore Drive, San Marcos, 92069. Live bands include Peace Frog (Door’s Tribute), Calphonic’s (80’s Tribute), Craig’s Band (Classic Rock), Bill Magee Blues, The Sea Monks and Dani Arribere. Food and beverages will be sold on-site, and a beer and wine garden provided
Maybe this sounds a bit corny but our 22 years as a small business has taught us that your business and personal lives must harmonize or neither one will work very well. Your personal relationship with the people inside and outside of the business must be consistent. We grew up in rural Indiana and learned how to get along with people from our parents, schools, churches and friends and neighbors. The formula is pretty simple. Accept everyone at face value, don’t judge, assume everyone wants to be your friend and of course there is mother of all guidelines “The Golden Rule.” Folks who live by these principals, rich or poor, are happy people. Folks who don’t live by these principals, rich or poor, are generally not happy people. So, if we want to be happy, how could it not be right to apply these principles to business, especially a small business where you deal with friends and neighbors every day. Actually we don’t know any other way. The way it works in our business is that we listen to understand what our customer needs and then we use our knowledge to by the Friends of San Marcos Parks and Recreation will be available for those 21 years and older. Attendees should bring beach chairs or blankets for lawn seating. In addition to music, the event will also feature family lawn games. Early bird tickets (limited availability) are $12/person. For more information or early bird tickets, visit www.san-marcos.net/specialevents. Early bird tickets may also be purchased at the San Marcos Community Center or the San Marcos Senior Activity Center. Tickets at the gate are $20/person. Parking is free.
Library Presents Navy Band Southwest Woodwind Quintet – The Escondido Public Library proudly presents the unique sound of Navy Band Southwest Woodwind Quintet on Tuesday, June 6, at 6pm, in the Turrentine Room of the Library, 239 S. Kalmia St., Escondido 92025. With over 80 years of support to the San Diego community, Navy Band Southwest serves the military and civilians throughout the Southwestern United States. Blending the individual sounds of the flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon, and saxophone, the Quintet creates a highly eclectic sonic palette. They will perform works from various genres, with an emphasis on popular American composers such as Aaron Copland and Samuel Barber. Visit library.escondido.org, or contact Senior Librarian Viktor Sjöberg at 760-839-4814 or email@example.com for more information. Library programs are free, open to the public, and generously sponsored by Friends of the Library.
Soroptimists to Hold Fundraiser in Oceanside - Soroptimist International of Vista and North County Inland will hold a “Wine, Music and Art” fundraiser from 5pm to 9pm on Saturday, June 10th at a private home in Oceanside. Funds raised will support scholarships for the club’s Live Your Dream Award winners, Human
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help them arrive at the best solution. Providing a solution is not simply telling the customer what they should buy. You can get that at “Best Buy” and that’s not the way you treat friends and neighbors. With friends you respect their intelligence and trust their judgment. Our job is to provide all the information and advice regarding the costs and benefits of different alternatives and to answer all the questions so that our customers can make the best decisions for themselves. Sure we’re glad to offer advice but it will be based on what’s best for you and not on what’s best for us. Do you need a fancy new fifteen hundred dollar gaming/designer
DEATH NOTICES Alper, Arlene Linda, 63 Ramona Passed away on April 18, 2017 American Cremation, Escondido Boren, Joan Marie, 80 Ramona Passed away on April 6, 2017 American Cremation, Escondido
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PC? How about a new or refurbished notebook, desktop or Chromebooks? Can your old PC be repaired or upgraded to give you more years of service? How much would it be worth as a trade in on a new or refurbished PC? Should you switch from a Windows PC to a Google Chrome book? Just talk to us and we’ll help you figure it out. Heck, even if you decide to go over to the “dark side” and buy an Apple it’s OK with us. We’ve done our job by giving you the information that you need to make a decision, even if it’s the wrong one.
Obituaries How to Submit
If you would like to submit an obituary, memorial or death notice, please email it to me at: Rita.firstname.lastname@example.org
Rita Griffiths, Obituary Dept. 760-270-3255 Funeral Directors and Funeral/Cremation Services CREMATIONS $415 WHY PAY MORE?
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FREE CONSULTATION NO FEE TILL RECOVERY Workers Compensation Call Michael Majdick, 760.731.5737 Lawyer Makes House Calls Free Consultation
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Cabinets by Archie 760.594.0838
New or Repair, cabinets, drawers, countertops Formica, solid surface, refinish or paint, Senior Discount. Reface or New. Lic. #445779 Call Now! 760.594.0838
Clubs, Organizations The nafe (National Association of Female Executives) invite you to join us the first Thursday of each month at Cocina del Charro at 6pm for our monthly meetings. The mission is to help women grow both personally and professionally. nafe has been serving women for over 45 years. Our meetings always have a speaker and the opportunity for our attendee’s to network and let others know what they do as well. For more information and/or to rsvp contact Robbie Motter, nafe global coordinator at firstname.lastname@example.org Check out our CA website at www.wrnafe.com or call 951-255-9200
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Specializing in short and long term care assistance for all ages, with all activities of daily living, in your home. Drive to/from doctor appointments, new mommy assistance/infant care, Alzheimer patient care, general assistance before/after surgery, respite care for parents of disabled children, and much more. Rates start at $16.00 per hour for companion services.
Call 800.783.3127 or 760.424.2400 24 hours/day 7 days/week.
Operation Rebound with the Challenged Athlete’s Foundation. Marcolongo served 14 years as a United States Marine, and is a veteran of the Iraq conflict. He is dedicated to serving the rehabilitative needs of our troops and is leading the effort to mentor and provide post-rehabilitation support to American service members who have suffered permanent physical injuries in recent conflicts. Accompanying Marcolongo was his service dog Tali, and Eric McElvenny, a former Marine and recipient of Operation Rebound services. McElvenny graduated from the U.S. Naval Academy and served 8 years in the Marine Corps. In 2011, on his third tour of duty in the Middle East, he stepped on an IED, suffering the loss of his right leg below the knee. Thanks to Operation Outbound and McElvenny’s determination, he raced in his first two triathlons just 6 months after taking his first post surgery steps. Chapter Vice President, Wanda Prosser, presented Marcolongo and McElvenny with certificates of appreciation and a monetary donation for Operation Outbound. The San Diego Chapter USD1812 serves all of San Diego County. Visit sites.usdaughters1812.org/sandiego1812/.
Members of USD1812 Heard Program on Challenged Athlete’s Foundation - The San Diego Chapter United States Daughters of 1812 were honored to have a program by Nico Marcolongo, senior manager of
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HOME GENERAL MAINTENANCE REMODELS Bath/Kitchen Designs, Tile Installation, Electrical, Paint, Fences, Concrete. Lic#33509 760.484.1302 760.529.1239 and services for abused, neglected and atrisk children and families throughout San Diego. Top chefs from many of Del Mar’s finest restaurants prepared and shared their signature dishes. Guests enjoyed sampling the culinary creations while sipping wine and bidding on the many items found in the silent auction. CWONC members worked the silent auction area, setting up, maintaining tables and bid sheets, and helping the winning guests connect with their items. Visit www.cwonc.org.
Photo l-r: Kathy Michaels, Joy Stefano and Sandy Rabago
DAR Chapter Presents Awards at JROTC Ceremony - Alida Woodward, regent of the Santa Margarita Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR), Sarah Fagen, JROTC committee chair, and Linda Ramos, chapter chair DAR
Trafficking Awareness and other programs that empower and educate women and girls. Tickets are $25 and includes a glass of wine, a hearty appetizer, sodas, lemonade and iced tea. Also available will be a variety of wines and appetizers for a donation of $5 each. (Beer drinkers can substitute beer for wine.) Limited seating, so reserve now. Music by RETRO G.A.S. Gordon Stone (guitar), Al Pappalardo (keyboard/vocals), Steve Wilson (drums). Anyone wanting to jam with the band is encouraged to bring their instrument. For more information, call Cherie Wilson at 760-213-2570. Contact: email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org.
Faith Lutheran Church to Hold Vacation Bible School – Vacation Bible School, with the theme of “Mighty Fortress” will be held the week of June 12-16, from 9am-12noon, at the Faith Lutheran Church, 700 E. Bobier Dr., Vista, 92084. There will be crafts, other great activities, and lots of fun. For an enrollment form, email email@example.com or call 760.724.7700. Cost is $20/per child.
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pictured Nico Marcolongo, Tali, Wanda Prosser, Eric McElvenny
CWONC Women Volunteer Chefs of Del Mar - Contemporary Women of North County (CWONC) members joined with other volunteers to serve at Casa de Amparo’s 21st Annual Meet the Chefs of Del Mar. This important fund-raising event supports Casa de Amparo’s many programs
#2017-010669 The name of the business: San Dieguito Pool Services, located at 748 S. Vinewood St., Ste A., Escondido, Ca. 92029. This business is registered by: KP Pools LLC 748 S. Vinewood St., Ste A Escondido, Ca. 92029 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Kyle Porterfield This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/19/2017. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 & 6/082017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2017-012090 The name of the business: Tomka, Baja Beans Coffee, located at 33 East I St., Encinitas, CA. 92024. This business is registered by: Tom Kabbash 33 East I St. Encinitas, Ca. 92024 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 5/3/17. /s/ Tom Kabbash This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/03/2017. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 & 6/082017
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#2017-010105 The name of the business: Flambe’ Catering Co., located at 1305 Simpson Way, Unit A, Escondido, CA. 92029. This business is registered by: Chase M. Bang-Knudsen 3676 Cypress Rd. Oceanside, Ca. 92058 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Chase M. Bang-Knudsen This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/13/2017. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 & 6/01/2017
Service for Veterans, were honored to attend the combination El Camino, Oceanside High School JROTC Awards ceremonies. Medals and monetary awards were presented to Cadet Capt. Marina Tan from El Camino and SgtMajor Alicia Torres from Oceanside by Woodward. The schools pick the recipients based upon loyalty, dependability, good character, scholastic achievement, leadership ability, patriotism, and adherence to military discipline. Visit www.santamargarita.californiadar.org.
Above, L-R, Alida Woodward presents award to Cadet Captain Marina Tan, above, and to Sgt.Major Alicia Torres, below.
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012566 The name of the business: Over the Rainbow Daycare, located at 708 Via Cafetal, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by: Faran and Ola Almasri 708 Via Cafetal San Marcos, Ca. 92069 The business is conducted by Co-Partners. First day of business was n/a. /s/ / Fatan Almasri This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/09/17. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 and 6/08/2017
“91% patient satisfaction rating!" Gary Loos, DC 1645 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd. Ste 102 San Marcos, CA 92078 760-761-4436
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NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF DOROTHY IRENE SHORE Case No. 37-2017-00016122-PR-PW-CTL To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate or both, of Dorothy Irene Shore, A Petition for Probate has been filed by Gregory W. Shore & Pandora M. Shore in the Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, 1409 Fourth Ave., San Diego, Ca. 92101, Madge Bradley Building. The Petition for Probate requests that Gregory W. Shore and Pandora M. Shore be appointed as personal representatives to administer the estate of the decedent. The petition requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. The petition requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal repreesentative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representattive will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed actions.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: 6/15/2017 Time: 1:30 p.m. Dept: PC2 Address of court: Same as noted above. If you object to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. If you are a creditor or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in Section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statues and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. You may examine the file kept by the court. If you are a peson interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for petioner: Daniel F. Morrin, Esq. 4909 Murphy Canyn Road, Suite 340 San Diego, Ca. 92123 858.541.1777 5/18, 5/25 and 6/01/2017.
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012691 The name of the business: Solid Services, located at 2321 Nicklaus Drive, Oceanside, Ca. 92056. This business is registered by: Matthew Denno 2321 Nicklaus Drive Oceanside, Ca. 92056 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Matthew Denno This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/10/17. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 and 6/08/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010154 The name of the business: Taco’s Don Paco, located at 800 Civic Center Drive, Suite F, Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by: Graciela and Francisco Damacio 821 Mulberry Drive San Marcos, Ca. 92084 The business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Graciela Damacio This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/13/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25, and 6/01/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
The name of the business: The Carlsbad Diet, Carlsbad Diet, located at 250 S. Pacific St., Ste 108, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Sarah Kate Enterprise, Inc. 250 S. Pacifica Suite 108 San Marcos, Ca. 92078
The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 2/01/2010. /s/ Sarah Jackson, President
This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/09/17. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 and 6/08/2017
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2017-00014609-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Erica Mari Aguirre Sebastian filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Erica Mari Aguirre Sebastian to Proposed name Erica Mari Aguirre Phillips. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 6/6/17, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 4/24/2017. /s/Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012540 The name of the business: La Luz Books, located at 985 San Pablo Drive, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Maria de la Luz Reyes 985 San Pablo Drive San Marcos, Ca. 92078 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 4/01/2017. /s/ Maria de la Luz Reyes This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/09/17. 5/18, 5/25, 6/01 & 6/08 /2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-008168 The name of the business: Musically Yours DJ’s, My DJ’s LLC, located at 1036 Commerce St., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: My DJ’s LLC 1036 Commerce St. San Marcos, Ca. 92078. The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 12/10/11. /s/ Earl Henry Sr. This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on3/23/17. 4/20, 4/27, 5/04,& 5/11/2017.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010306 The name of the business: Persy Farms, located at 2740 Roosevelt Street, Carlsbad, Ca. 92008. This business is registered by: SD Strains, Inc. 2740 Roosevelt Street Carlsbad, Ca. 92008 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Michael P. Duff, Vice President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/14/17. 5/04, 5/11, 5/18 & 5/25/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010248 The name of the business: RWI Water Systems, located at 2011 W. Vista Way, Vista, CA. 92083. This business is registered by: Rusty Wallis Inc. 2011 W. Vista Way Vista, Ca. 92083 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 8/01/1995. /s/ Russell A. Wallis, Jr. CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/14/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 & 6/01/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010758 The name of the business: Light Bulb Coffee, located at 8138 La Mesa Blvd., La Mesa, Ca. 91942. This business is registered by: Best Cafe LLC 901 Hacienda Dr. Ste A Vista, Ca. 92081 The business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Musaeed Al Jaaidi, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/19/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 & 5/18/2017.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012195 The name of the business: HugsNPurrs, located at 1933 Coltrane Pl, Escondido, Ca. 92027. This business is registered by: Joanne Eichler 1933 Coltrane Pl. Escondido, Ca. 92027 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 12/07/2004 /s/ Joanne Eichler This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/04/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 & 6/01/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012261 The name of the business: Chic’s Custom Canvas, located at 1400 Harbor Drive North, Oceanside, Ca. 92054. This business is registered by: Charles William Brammer 1703 Tamarack Avenue Carlsbad, Ca. 92008 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Charles William Brammer This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/05/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 & 6/01/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-011031 The name of the business: Cazarez Power Sweeping, located at 235 West Aviation, SPC 33, Fallbrook, CA. 92028. This business is registered by: Emilio Cazarez Angulo 235 West Aviation, Spc 33 Fallbrook, CA. 92028 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 5/01/2014. /s/ Emilio Cazarez Angulo This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/21/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 & 5/18/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-009678 The name of the business: Skilled Hands Mobile Trechnology Repair, located at 971 Borden Rd., Spc 15, San Marcos, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by: Joshua Talltree 971 Borden Rd. Spc 15 San Marcos, Ca. 92069 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Joshua Talltree This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/10/17. 5/04, 5/11, 5/18 & 5/252017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2017-011358 The name of the business: La Bodeguita De Panca, La Bodeguita, located at 1944 E South Coast Hiway, Oceanside, Ca. 92054. This business is registered by: RMR Food Service Inc. 1902 S. Coast Hwy Oceanside, CA. 92054 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Iole Revilla, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/26/2017. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 & 6/01/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010975 The name of the business: Autumn Leaf Design, located at 2740 S Santa Fe #103, San Marcos, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by: Holly Wilson 1795 Vista Del Lago Fallbrook, Ca. 92028 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Holly Wilson This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/21/17. 5/04, 5/11, 5/18 & 5/252017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-011819 The name of the business: Sign Designs, located at 706 Lupine Drive, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Leslie A. Hermoso 706 Lupine Drive San Marcos, Ca. 92078 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Leslie A. Hermoso This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/01/2017. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 &6/01/2017.
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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2017-00013645-CU-PT-NC Amended TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Aubrey S.R. Uys & Cherese Schoombee on behalf of minor child, Artemis Tristan Schoombee Uys filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Artemis Tristan Schoombee Uys to Proposed name Archer Schoombee Uys. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 5/30/17, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 4/24/2017. /s/Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-009122 The name of the business: Greenline Properties, located at 269 Azalea Way, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by: Chistopher Barham and Chris McCarty 269 Azalea Way Oceanside, Ca. 92057. The business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was 3/1/2017. /s/ Chris McCarty This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 & 5/18/2017.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010483 The name of the business: All at located Filled, Trenches 2847Cazadero Dr., Carlsbad, Ca. 92009. This business is registered by: John Osthimer 2847 Cazadero Drive Carlsbad, Ca. 92009 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ John Osthimer This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/17/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-008836 The name of the business: Angie Massage, located at 1248 E. Mission Rd., San Marcos, Ca. 92069.. This business is registered by: Cheng Lu 4080 Hancock St. San Diego, Ca. 92110 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 3/30/2017. /s/ Cheng Lu This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/30/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010309 The name of the business: Gascon Trucking, located at 2445 Skylark Dr., Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by: Christopher Gascon 2445 Skylark Dr. Oceanside, Ca. 92054 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Christopher Gascon This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/14/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-011299 The name of the business: The Texture Fauxstone, Original Concepts, located at 645 Las Flores Drive, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by: Daniel Campbell 645 Las Flores Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Daniel Campbell This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on4/25/17. 5/4, 5/11, 5/18, & 5/25/2017
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2017-010929 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: Avanti Salon, located at 322 W. El Norte Pky, Suite C, Escondido, Ca. 92026. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY ON 10/21/2013 and assigned File no. 2013-036019, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S): Martha Lynn and Lee Allan Powell 1516 Casa Real Lane San Marcos, Ca. 92069 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Martha L. Powell This business was conducted by a Married Couple. This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/20/2017. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 & 5/18/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
The name of the business: Avanti Salon, located at 322 W. El Norte Pkwy, Ste C, Escondido, Ca. 92026.
This business is registered by:
Avanti Salon, Inc.
322 W. El Norte Pkwy Ste C
Escondido, CA. 92026
The business is conducted by a corpo-
First day of business was 3/28/2017.
/s/ Martha L. Powell, President
This statement was filed with Ernest J.
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4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-011522 The name of the business: Rosales Handyman, located at 509 Townsite Dr., Vista, CA. 92084 This business is registered by: Geovani Rosales Rodriguez 509 Townsite Dr. Vista, Ca. 92084 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 9/15/2012. /s/ Geovani Rosales This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 and 6/01/2017 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012451 The name of the business: Mindy’s TLC Studio, located at 720 S. Rancho Santa Fe Road #24, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by: Mindy Paz-Pham 818 Mahogany Steet San Marcos, Ca. 92078 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Mindy Paz-Pham This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/08/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 and 6/01/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-012041 The name of the business: Vindicatedby1, located at 422 Penelolpe Dr., San Marcos, Ca. 92069., Escondido, Ca. 92025. This business is registered by: Vindicatedby1.Inc. 1884 Matin Circle Unit 151 San Marcos, Ca. 92069 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Maryanne Trinidad, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/03/17. 5/11, 5/18, 5/25 and 6/01/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-009541 The name of the business: Cope Audio Video, located at 241 E. Vermont Ave., Escondido, Ca. 92025. This business is registered by: Joshua Cope 241 E. Vermont Ave. Escondido, Ca. 92025 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Joshua Cope This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/07/17. 5/25 and 5/18 5/11, 5/04, /2017
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NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)
The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE Director’s Permit (DP) 16-003 on May 30, 2017. Project No.: P16-0008 (DP 16-003) Applicant: Monica P. Weddings Request: A Director’s Permit to allow the continued operation of a Large Family Care Home at an existing single family residence. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 17005) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that this is an existing facility with no expansion. Location of the Property: 879 Rock Springs Road, San Marcos, CA. 92078, more particularly described as: Being a portion of Lot 2 in Block 24, of Rancho Los Vallecitos De San Marcos, according to the Map thereof No. 806 filed in the Office of the County Recorder of the County of San Diego of California, on December 21, 1895. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 220-231-21-00 Further information about this notice can be obtained from Sean del Solar, Associate Planner, by calling (760) 7441050 extension 3233, or via email email@example.com. Project No.: P16-0028 (DP16-014) Applicant: Urban Villages San Marcos,LLCCSUSM classrooms Request: The applicant is requesting a Director’s Permit for the continued operation of a 2,647 square foot classroom facility in an existing mixed use building. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 16032) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that this is existing facility with no expansions. Location of the Property: Parcel 1 of Parcel Map No. 20991 all in the City of San Marcos, County of San Diego, State of California, filed in the Office of the County Recorder of San Diego County August 8th, 2012 as filed No. 20120468918. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 220-202-37-00 Project No.: P17-0014 (DP17-007) Applicant: Steve Rahmon Request: The applicant is requesting a Director’s Permit for the continued operation of an automotive repair facility with an accessory vehicle rental service within an existing 2,478 square-foot industrial building located at 1070 Commerce Street, Suite D, in the Light Industrial (L-I) Zone in Business/Industrial District. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 17009) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that this is an existing facility with no expansion. Location of the Property: 1070 Commerce Street, Suite D, San Marcos, 92078, more particularly described as: A Portion of Lot 4 of Subdivision Map No. 8130 in the City of San Marcos, County of San Diego, State of California. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 219-331-03-00 NOTICE: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission
provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on June 9, 2017). The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal/s at a later public hearing. The Planning Division can be contacted at (760) 744-1050, extension 3233 or firstname.lastname@example.org. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos CA 92069, or call (760) 744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 5/18/17.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-011319 The name of the business: M&D Cleaning Service, located at 2450 Crestview Estates Place, Escondido, CA. 92027. This business is registered by: Mason D. Pike 2450 Crestview Estates Place Escondido, Ca. 92027 The business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/ Mason D. Pike This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/25/17. 5/04 5/11, 5/18 & 5/25/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010596 The name of the business: Inspired Images Studios, located at 1800 Thibodo Rd., Ste 230, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by: Inspired Images Company 1800 Thibodo Rd. Ste 230 Vista, Ca. 92081 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/ James C. Ellis, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/18/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 and 5/18/2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2017-010730 The name of the business: DocPrepSVS.com, located at 5838 Edison Place Suite 202, Carlsbad, Ca. 92008. This business is registered by: Docs Done For You, Inc. 5838 Edison Place Suite 201 Carlsbad, Ca. 92008 The business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 1/04/13. /s/ Joshua Valentine, Vice President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/19/17. 4/27, 5/04, 5/11 & 5/18/2017.
ORDINANCE NO. 2016-1442
Ordinance No. 2016-1442, an ordinance of the City Council of the City of San Marcos, California, adopting a text amendment to update the city’s water efficient landscape standards by repealing and replacing San Marcos Municipal Code Chapter 20.330 in its entirety, revising Chapter 20.600 (definitions), and updating the “Table of Contents” of Title 20 of the San Marcos Municipal Code. Ordinance 2017-1442 was introduced on May 9, 2017, and will be presented to the City Council for adoption on May 23, 2017. A certified copy is posted in the office of the City Clerk at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA. Phillip Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 05/18/2017
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