April 12, 2018
Volume 48 - No. 15
By Friedrich Gomez
If he didn’t like you, or was just in a mischievous mood, he thought nothing of running over your toes with his wheelchair. And he did just that. And members of royalty were no exception.
But by the official scorecard from media giants, Stephen Hawking had every right. As political analyst and senior reporter, Ashley Feinberg of the Huffington Post wrote: “One of my favorite things about Stephen Hawking is that he was mean to all the right people! They deserved it!” The The Paper Paper -- 760.747.7119 760.747.7119
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STEPHEN HAWKING WANTED US TO REMEMBER POWER OF HUMOR IN HIS LIFE. The recent passing of one of the most influential and recognized scientists of our era, Stephen Hawking, left our world in great mourning and sadness. World leaders eulogized the great scientist in glowing, but tragic and sad terms.
Yet, rarely, did our spinning planet of inhabitants remember his wish to embrace his legacy of humor after he left our midst. But his own flesh-and-blood progeny, Hawking’s immediate family, would not forget his comical wit and how it
seemed to have empowered him throughout his lifetime.
individuals whom he thought deserving of retribution.
World-renowned theoretical physicist, Stephen Hawking, always had a twinkle in his eye, and a sense of humor that earned him an impish charm, a mischievous glint in his eye, and a ready wheelchair at his command which he sometimes used to pass judgement over the toes of those
RAN OVER THE TOES OF PRINCE CHARLES. In the 2013
After his death, Stephen Hawking’s own surviving children knew how important humor was to their father’s life. Hawking, himself, was fond of repeating: “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”
And he did. Run over toes, that is. Putting dubious notches on his wheelchair as a gunslinger might put on his Colt .45 revolver. In essence, Stephen Hawking became a legendary crusader of sorts, but unlike Don Quixote who tilted his lance at windmills and imaginary foes, Hawking tilted his wheels at the real toes of people he encountered – people who may have annoyed him. Or so the story goes.
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biography titled, “Stephen Hawking: An Unfettered Mind,” the book’s author, Kitty Ferguson, chronicled that in 1976, Prince Charles got his feet crushed beneath the wheels of Stephen Hawking. It happened at Prince Charles’s induction into the Royal Society, as biographer Kitty Ferguson explains: “The prince was intrigued by Hawking’s wheelchair, and Hawking, twirling it around to demonstrate its capabilities, carelessly ran over Prince Charles’s toes!” And it was, allegedly, no accident, although it was meant to seem like one. As Ferguson further explains: “People who annoyed him found themselves a target.” Ostensibly, Hawking humorously passed judgment on people of questionable character by means of his wheelchair, a comical way of tweaking his nose at pretentious social gatherings and the unwarranted idolization of personages who dwelled in ‘ivory towers.’
The award-winning and international bestselling author, Kitty Ferguson, knew Stephen Hawking’s inner intentions better than most. She helped Hawking edit his 2001 book “The Universe In A Nutshell” and had an insider’s ear to his roguish and humorous side. And also, an insider’s ear as to why he disliked some people, or certain pretentious customs and pompous social conventions.
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Although Stephen Hawking had accepted an honorary fellowship from the Royal Society of Arts, in time, he grew more distant and more critical of the royal concept of knighthood as he openly expressed to the print media: “I dislike the whole concept.”
When the time came, Hawking would publicly turn down the title of knighthood.
ALLEGEDLY, WANTED TO RUN OVER THE TOES OF MARGARET THATCHER. Stephen Hawking soon became a resounding critic of the British government for what he believed was a “mismanagement” of science funding, over which he was abundantly quoted in newspapers worldwide. It was rumored that the out-spoken Stephen Hawking had humorously stated that he regretted not getting the chance to run over the toes of England’s Conservative Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher.
When Stephen Hawking was later asked in subsequent interviews if he would truly have relished the opportunity of running over Thatcher’s toes, Hawking smiled slyly and comically quipped in his defense: “A malicious rumour. I’ll run over anyone who repeats it.” HUMOROUS WHEELCHAIR LEGACY. Stephen Hawking’s purported desire to run over the toes of people that annoyed him with his wheelchair, soon crossed over into wider public awareness and even into pop culture, itself. Hawking never "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven". George Bernard Shaw
This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy! The Wonders of Beer
Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver. Dave Barry
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading". Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not". H. L. Mencken
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy". Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza". Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C. W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey
To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group. Salvation in a can. Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin, said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
(seriously) denied rumors that he purposely ran over the celebrated toes of famous people but, in fact, he rather enjoyed and further fueled such rumors, himself. In 2014 the great scientist eagerly agreed to make a ‘live’ cameo appearance in a Monty Python video where he is shown running down a rival physicist, Brian Cox, in his wheelchair and then wheeling away singing “Python’s Galaxy Song.”
It is no stretch to say that Hawking’s view on humor was the pivotal force that kept him alive so long. Who best to measure the strength and veracity of those words than Stephen Hawking, himself, who swore by the redeeming power of humor in his life: “Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humour.”
HE LOVED TO DANCE IN HIS WHEELCHAIR & WAS RECKLESS SPEEDSTER ON WHEELS! Dr. Kristine M. Larsen, professor of physics and astronomy at Central Connecticut State University, and author of “Stephen Hawking: A Biography, and Cosmology 101” recalls how Hawking would not allow his confinement to a wheelchair in preventing him from having fun: “He definitely liked to dance in his wheelchair on the dance floor.” Hawking was also notorious as a ‘speedster’ in his wheelchair chariot, as Professor Larsen amusingly reminisces: “I remember seeing him wiz through conferences in his wheelchair. After one incident where he crashed his wheelchair and broke his hip, he also joked about being a bad
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers". Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Another amusing Stephen Hawking story is recalled by Dr. Robert A. McNees, associate professor of physics at Loyola University at Chicago: “I remember spending a night of dinner and drinks, then karaoke with Stephen Hawking.” Professor McNees asked how late Hawking and his nurse were planning to stay out. Hawking’s nurse replied: “Until the batteries on the wheelchair get low.” HUMOR POSSIBLY THE KEY TO HIS LONG SURVIVAL WITH ALS DISEASE. Hawking’s playfulness, zest for life, and his constant comedy wit has been said by many to have been the “hidden key for his long survival against great odds.” As The Washington Post stated: “His humor was deployed against a terrible prognosis.”
Hawking was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), also known as “Lou Gehrig’s Disease,” when he was only 21 in 1963 and was not expected to see his 25th birthday. Against all odds, he lived to age 76. The great genius of science often said, himself, that maintaining a sense of humor was a vital key to his long survival. He was one of the longest-living persons afflicted with the deadly ALS. Humor was the seasoning in his life which made living more palatable, and Stephen Hawking immersed himself in humor to the point where it
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Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
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want to thank Lyle for stepping in and taking over so much of my work on The Paper, the Butterfly column these last few weeks, keeping up with other necessary legal deadlines, subscriptions, all in addition to his own work as well. I’ll be back fulltime real soon! promise!
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to so many people over the last two weeks who have made this part of my recovery so much easier. Family and friends, all my Sorority Sisters, all the Escondido Woman’s Club members, the Human Resources department of the elementary school district, many loyal and long-time Kiwanian friends, and my readers, for all the help they have given me, the great cards, phone calls, the beautiful bouquets of flowers, plants, food, emails, and most of all your time. You just don’t have any idea how much I appreciate all that you have done. There are so many people, too numerous to mention; you know who you are and I know who you are, and I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! Also, I
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became almost a second skin. He rivaled the best standup comics of his day, causing them to turn green with envy as he even ‘out-bested’ them at their own game with spontaneous wit, instead of using cue cards and carefully-rehearsed punchlines as they did. While giving a lecture at Arizona State University in April of 2011, the topic of discussion was the “Eureka Moment Scientific Discovery.” At one point, Hawking responded to the audience: “I wouldn’t compare it to sex, but it lasts longer.” The buzz around the scientific watercooler was: “Never be late to a Stephen Hawking question-andanswer lecture. You’ll learn something and die laughing at the same time!”
“THE FUNNIEST MAN I EVER MET.” No other scientist in history was funnier than Stephen Hawking; there is not even a close second that even shows up as a faint blip on the radar screen. Oscar-winning actor, Eddie Redmayne, who portrayed Stephen Hawking in the 2014 film, “The Theory of Everything,” said after Stephen Hawking’s passing: “We have lost a truly beautiful mind, an astonishing scientist and the funniest man I have ever had the pleasure to meet.”
Mighty powerful words, indeed. But even the world press repeated the catch-phrase, over and over, regarding Stephen Hawking’s funny bone: “HUMOR AS VAST AS THE UNI-
YUMMY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SALE St. Mary Star of the Sea Altar Society will be serving Fresh Strawberry Shortcake on April 14 & 15th during Oceanside’s “Days of Art Festival.” Please come to St. Mary’s Parish Center located on the corner of Pier View Way and Freeman St. from 10 to 4 (or until Sold Out) to enjoy fresh, strawberry shortcake topped with whipped cream. The cost is $3.50. Funds raised benefit our mission to beautify St. Mary’s historic Altar and Sanctuary. For more information contact Connie Reyna 760-877-9334.
Ernie Dronenburg, San Diego County's Assessor/Recorder/County Clerk, will be the guest speaker for The Escondido Republican Club's (TERC) lunchtime meeting on Monday, April 16, 2018. First elected in 2010, Ernie is responsible for the overall operations and policy of the Assessor/Recorder/Clerk's offices. The office is responsible for assessing all property located in San Diego County for property tax purposes, recording of all legal documents and maintaining the legal property records for the County, providing licenses for marriages, issuing death and birth certificates and recording and maintaining files on Fictitious Business Names. The meeting will be held at the Cocina del Charro Restaurant, 890 W. Valley Parkway, Escondido. Check-in begins at 11:30 AM
with lunch buffet service beginning at 11:45 AM. The meeting will begin promptly at noon and conclude at 1:00 PM. The cost is $15 per person. Payment by cash
Stephen Hawking became such a household name that even the most famous comedians would refer to him. When Stephen Hawking was going through his divorce, comedian Jay Leno of “The Tonight Show” fame joked: “Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce! That’s scary. If the smartest guy in the world can’t figure out women, we’re screwed!” (Stephen Hawking first married Jane Wilde in 1965, after his 1963 diagnosis with motor neurone disease. He divorced in 1995 and married Elaine Mason the same year in September of 1995. Hawking would divorce again in 2006.)
HE LOVED THE ART OF HUMOR. Stephen Hawking loved the art of humor so much that, more than any other colleague before or since, he made himself readily available to appear on various comedy sitcoms. To wit: Hawking ‘appeared’ in cartoon form on the comedy series “The Simpsons” in which he did ‘voiceovers’ for his part. Hawking’s hilarious appearance on The Simpsons rocketed his fame to stratospheric heights. On The Simpsons sitcom, Hawking tells the dad, Homer Simpson: “Your theory of a doughnut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.”
Hawking also appeared as himself on television’s popular “The Big Bang Theory” where he asks the physicist character, Sheldon Cooper: “What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck.”
He loved television, appearing also
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John Buell, 76th Assembly District Republican Caucus Chair, and Michael Schwartz, Executive Director for SD County Gun Owners PAC, to speak at North County Republican Coalition! On Monday, April 16th, the North County Republican Coalition (NCRC) presents two local Republican activists speak about important issues to North County voters. NCRC welcomes John Buell, 76th Assembly District Republican Caucus Chair, and Michael Schwartz, Executive Director for SD County Gun Owners PAC. John Buell will focus on the importance of Republican Get Out the Vote efforts in 2018. It is a critical year for all North County Republicans to get involved and volunteer. John was elected to the San Diego Republican Central Committee in 2016 for a 4-year term. He is a strong advocate for free people and free markets. John owns and operates a small custom skylight fabrication company employing nine people, and is married with two small children, homeschooled by his wife. Michael Schwartz will discuss "The March for their Lies," addressing current 2nd Amendment issues in the U.S. Michael is the founder and Executive Director for San Diego County Gun Owners PAC. He has served on the Executive Board of the San Diego County Republican Party and the San Diego NRA Members Council. Michael’s background is in financial sales and services and left the industry to launch SDCGO after 16 years.
The North County Republican Coalition (NCRC) promotes local Republican candidates and conservative issues in North County. NCRC meets at 6:00 p.m., every other month on the third Monday at the Veterans Association of North County Resource Center (VANC), 1617 Mission Avenue, Oceanside, CA 92054. There is no charge to attend, and pizza and beverages
on the popular cult series “Star Trek: The Next Generation” where he is shown playing poker with scientists Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein.
Ever the quipster, Stephen Hawking commented: “I am probably better known for my appearances on The Simpsons and on The Big Bang Theory than I am for my scientific discoveries.”
There seemed no end to Hawking’s “rock star” status. The rock group Pink Floyd would even use his distinctive synthesized voice for the introduction to “Keep Talking” on their 1994 album, The Division Bell.
No other scientist would become so popular and so loved by the common people, around the world, as with Stephen Hawking. Hawking once tried to explain his unprecedented popularity with dry humor: “No one can resist the idea of a crippled genius.”
HE WAS NATURALLY FUNNY WITHOUT COMEDY WRITERS. Stephen Hawking did not need to read-off television cue cards to be funny. When the great scientist appeared on TV’s “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” on April 27, 2014, Hawking did not need the aid of comedy script writers. When TV host, John Oliver, interviewed him, asking Stephen Hawking: “You’ve stated that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean there’s a universe out there where I am smarter than you?” Stephen Hawking’s genius for wit and humor let loose a verbal come-
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Community Players Theatre proudly presents Joseph and the Amazing Colors Dream Coat, April 27-29, May 4-6. Fridays and Saturdays 7:00 p.m., Sundays 2:00 p.m. Bailey Bees Theater at Community Lutheran Church, 3575 E. Valley Parkway, Escondido 92027. Tickets: $18 Reserved, $15 General Admission. Tickets available at the door or at www.clcfamily.org HRSA Health Center has honored Neighborhood Healthcare with a Quality Leader Recognition. Quality Leader Recognition is based on HRSA’s August 2017 awards of nearly $105 million to 1,333 health centers as an investment in quality improvement, building on 2016 achievements. National quality leaders exceeded national clinical quality benchmarks, Health People 2020 goals, or other critical thresholds above the health center national averages in chronic disease management; preventive care; and/or perinatal/prenatal care. Health Center Quality Leaders were among the top 30% of all HRSA-supported health centers that achieved the best overall clinical outcomes, demonstrating high-quality across their clinical operations.
ABWA (American Business Women’s Association) is holding a big fund raiser at Holiday Wine Celler on the afternoon of May 6th. Funds raised will provide scholarship support for a local student and helps a Valley Center High School student pursue higher education. More information at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Painted Rock PTA Garage Sale, Saturday, April 28 7am to noon, 16711 Martincoit Road, Poway. Designer and name brand clothing and shoes for the entire family, baby items, toys, legos, video games, sporting
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back that was nothing short of brilliant: “Yes. And also a universe where you’re funny.”
Stephen Hawking’s clever and spontaneous retort made world headlines, in different languages, across our great Blue Marble.
TV host, John Oliver, would later reflect on that exchange: “Stephen Hawking was a brilliant man, but he was also an incredibly funny man. It was a huge privilege to waste some of his time, and I’ll never forget the twinkle in his eye here.” You never had to be a hardcore scientist to enjoy the simple joy and laughter of Stephen Hawking, comedianat-large.
BOTH FUNNY AND FACTUAL ON A VARIETY OF TOPICS. Stephen Hawking often voiced his genius in a manner that was both fact and funny, at the same time. From the four corners of the world, Stephen Hawking tickled the funny bone of countless millions of ordinary, nonscientific people, all the while making science funny and enlightening. Herewith, translated into various languages, are some of Stephen Hawking’s scientific theories, all richly sugar-coated in undeniable humor. 1. “I don’t consider myself sick, although my sense of humor is sometimes referred to as such.” (National Post interview.) 2. “I believe alien life is quite com-
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The Paper • Page 4 • April 12, 2018 Traffic Pursuit and Arrest
On 04/07/2017 at approximately 0314 hours, Officers with the City of Carlsbad Police Department were conducting extra patrol of Sage Creek High School when a suspicious vehicle attempted to make entry into the secured parking lot. The officer attempted to conduct an investigative stop on the vehicle when the driver and solo occupant fled westbound on Cannon Road towards College Boulevard. A short vehicle pursuit ensued until the 30 year old driver, later identified as Matthew Gioia from Oceanside, collided with a tree on Peninsula Drive just east of College Boulevard. Gioia fled on foot, and was eventually taken into custody after a brief struggle with officers. Gioia was transported to the hospital for medical treatment and will be booked into the Vista Detention Facility for felony evading and resisting arrest.
male, was transported to Palomar Medical Center and treated for nonlife threatening injuries. The driver of the 1996 Toyota Tacoma died at the scene of the collision. The deceased was 57 years old.
From the witness statements and evidence at the scene, it is believed the 2005 Honda Accord was traveling west on Valley Parkway and the 1996 Toyota Tacoma was traveling east on Valley Parkway, just north of Beven Drive prior to the head-on collision. The cause of the collision is still under investigation. It is unknown at this time if alcohol or drugs were a factor in this collision. The traffic investigation is ongoing
and is being conducted by Officer Russ Gay of the Traffic Division. Anyone with information on this case is encouraged to call Officer Gay at 760.839.4470. Escondido City Council Votes 4-1 to Support Federal Suit agains Sanctuary Law
By a 4-1 vote, Councilmember Olga Diaz voting no, the City Council voted to file an amicus brief supporting the federal lawsuit challenging California’s SB54, more commonly known as the “Sanctuary City” law.
A large crowd attended the sometimes boisterous meeting. Mayor Sam Abed led the attack on the state.
Few questions. Didn't you once have a writer by the name of Kent Ballard? Whatever became of him? I remember reading a couple stories of his "The Last Flight" and "Tripping Down A Lonesome Valley" which dealt with his bipolar disorder. Editor’s Note: Sadly, Kent Ballard passed away about a year ago.
wife Kerri, for 34 years, together, they have two adult children.
As Mayor of San Marcos he has balanced budges with over $40 million in reserves, reduced overall crime, streamlined city processes for business, enacted pension reform (all SM employees now pay their full share of pension costs). He also enacted Health care reform – all SM employees now contribute to health care costs
Man About Town
It’s that time of year again, when we need to consider who we are going to elect to positions of governance.
There’s a whole host of addition accomplishments delivered by Jim Desmond. He’s the kind of guy I want as my supervisor in the 5th District.
He gets things done. He did a wonderful job as Mayor for San Marcos. He deserves the chance to do the same for us as a County Supervisor.
The Paper is proud to endorse San Marcos Mayor Jim Desmond for the position of San Diego County Supervisor, District 5.
Jim is a US Navy Veteran, holds a BS degree in Electrical Engineering from San Diego State, has been married to
Most reently it was Evelyn Madison, who fractured her left hip. Prior to that it was me, fracturing my right shoulder. Fortunately, Evelyn, a tough ol’ gal, doesn’t have a lot of pain; when she does she takes a Tylenol and gets relief.
Such was not the case with me. I had severe pain. Greater than I had ever had in my life. One doctor, who meant well, prescribed Oxycodone for me. Damn near killed me! Gave me vertigo so bad I could barely stand up. From that point on I swore off of opiods.
Great pain relief did come to me thanks to a pal whose husband has some heavy health issues and related pain. She offered to bring me cannabis oil. I’ve experienced cannabis, many years ago . . . and don’t regret having tried it. But I initially declined the offer, saying that I wasn’t looking for a “high.” I just wanted pain relief.
She explained the cannabis oil she was offering did not have more than 0.03% THC, the ingredient that gives “the buzz.”
Jim has done an outstanding job as Mayor since 2006. He is a Captain for Delta Airlines and is used to dealing in precision requirements and prompt and accurate decision making.
He is a SANDAG board member, San Diego Airport Board Member, Board Member with the San Diego Economic Development Corporation, Past President of the San Marcos Economic Commission. He is a member of so many boards one wonders when he has time to sleep.
To the Owner & Publisher of The Paper Lye E. Davis:
Fatal Accident, Escondido
On April 6, 2018 at about 11:29 PM, Escondido Police Dispatch received a report of a two-vehicle head-on collision on Valley Parkway north of Beven Drive. Police Officers and Fire Department Medics responded to the area within minutes. The two vehicles involved were each occupied by adult male drivers only, no passengers. The two vehicles involved were a 2005 Honda Accord and a 1996 Toyota Tacoma. The driver of the 2005 Honda Accord, a 36-year-old
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Reluctantly, but also with gratitude, I agreed to try my friends offering. Within 15-20 minutes I had pain relief!
San Marcos Mayor Jim Desmond Running for 5th District Supervisor
As regular readers of The Paper and this column know, we’ve had a couple of fractures within The Paper’s family all over the past three or four months.
I continued to use cannabis oil until the shoulder had healed to the point that I no longer had excruciating pain. As a consequence, I have zero problem with recommending to folks that are suffering a great deal of pain to at least consider cannabis oil as a mode of treatment to alleviate that pain. As you read through today’s edition of The Paper you will find an ad for a
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company that sells cannabis oil. They approached me, not knowing if I would accept their ads or not, given the sometimes controversial nature of cannabis.
I told them I had zero problem accepting their ads - that I had come to become a believer in the pain relieving benefits of cannabis oil and thought it would be criminal to deprive others who suffer great pain from having access to it. I know several others who have medical marijuana prescriptions. They use medicinal marijuana, full strength, rather than cannabis oil. It seems to work for them. They do, however, tend to get ‘high.’ Not so with cannabis oil. I prefer cannabis oil. I do not presently use it. Why? Because I’m no longer suffering excruciating pain.
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mon in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth.” (Ibid.) 3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” (New York Times interview, 2004.) 4. “So the next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him that may be a good thing. Because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” (“Into the Universe With Stephen Hawking,” 2010.) 5. “People who boast about their IQ are losers.” (New York Times interview, 2004.) 6. “I have noticed that even people who claim everything is ‘predetermined’ and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” (Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays,” 1993.) 7. “Mankind’s greatest achievements have come about by talking, and its greatest failures by not talking.” (British Telecom ad, 1993.) 8. “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.” (“Into the Universe With Stephen Hawking,” 2010.) Stephen Hawking was forever funny. He never left his cloak of humor behind wherever he traveled. His humor shielded him. Protected him. Empowered him to “live long and prosper.” Hawking once said with great amusement: “I can’t disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses – the wheelchair gives me away.” He also, realistically, kept science and fun inseparable: “If I had a time
machine, I’d visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turned his telescope to the Heavens.”
JAMES BOND, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, & SUPERMAN. For those countless comedians who imitated his voice, Hawking took much pleasure in it and even extended his acceptance to them. He once said of himself: “My ideal role would be to play a ‘baddie’ (villain) in a James Bond film. I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part.” (Since Stephen Hawking had lost his ability to speak in 1985, he had a voice synthesizer device attached to his wheelchair which he could activate. The ‘voice’ is that of American engineer, Dennis Klatt which, in essence, gives Stephen Hawking an American accent.) When Hawking met with the Queen of England in 2014, she was wellaware of his unbridled sense of humor and joked with Hawking: “Have you still got that American voice?” Without missing a beat, Stephen Hawking replied: “Yes, it is copyrighted, actually.”
Nevertheless, even his comic wit sometimes, inadvertently, sadly reflected back to his invalid condition which confined him to his wheelchair: “If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He’s everything that I’m not.” HE THREW A PARTY FOR TIMETRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE AND NOBODY CAME. Some of Stephen Hawking’s scientific experiments were highly unusual and often captured world headlines. Such was
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In 2009, Stephen Hawking threw his lavish Time-Traveler Party when he poured 10 bottles of expensive Krug champagne into individual champagne flutes, complete with small plates alongside the bubbly. He even had balloons strung around the room, and ornate invitations made. As he stated after his party fizzled: “I have experimental evidence that time travel may not be possible. I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn’t send out the invitations until (after) the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came.”
Hawking was serious in testing-out his time travel experiment and said there would still be hope for him even after he died. “I’m hoping copies of it (invitations) in one form or another will survive for many thousands of years. Maybe one day someone living in the future will find the invitation information and use a wormhole time machine to come back to my party (now in the past, on June 28, 2009), proving that time travel will, one day, be possible.” Stephen Hawking took no chances in giving directions to his 2009 Time Travelers Party. On all the invitations he included the precise coordinates including exact latitude and longitude as well as his street address, along with the very necessary disclaimer: “No RSVP required.” Theoretically, Stephen Hawking’s time-travel experiment may still be
‘out there’ still waiting to be ‘acted upon.’ As Hawking explained: “The success of this experiment depends entirely on the invitation posters existing in the future for time travelers to find it.” Regarding his time travel party not producing any visitors from the future, Hawking quipped: “What a shame. I was hoping a future Miss Universe was going to step through the door.”
A GIANT OF A MAN. Even though Stephen Hawking was a diminutive man, with a modest height of only 5’ 6 ½ inches, and weighed a mere 134 ½ pounds, he became a giant of a man in both science and in the eyes of an adoring planet of people. Sitting in his wheelchair, low off the ground at only 37-inches high he, somehow, was able to peer over the shoulders of ordinary men, even past the distant horizon far, far into the uncharted abyss. How supremely ironic that, sitting earthbound, a captive invalid in his wheelchair, Hawking’s great mind remained free and unshackled, as it took wing and penetrated into the deepest recesses of the Cosmos, contemplating the earliest beginnings of the universe’s existence, even before time, itself, existed! As Hawking explained: “Theoretical physics is one of the few fields in which being disabled is no handicap – it is all in the mind.”
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of human history was funnier than Stephen Hawking. Certainly, no other was more deeply-loved by the ordinary man, woman, and child, than Hawking, who became the ‘underdog’ who cheated death against major odds stacked against him. Expected to live only 3 to 5 years after his fatal prognosis, he lived 56 years longer than predicted, almost matching the lifespan of the average, healthy American male! All the world was truly inspired at how he triumphed; awe-struck at how he became a medical phenomenon and, in the process, Hawking gave new hope and inspiration for those struck with deadly diseases today. He was someone who gave the ordinary people in the world renewed hope, and the courage to dream again. Even more so, to make dreams a reality. He rode a hot-air balloon on his 60th birthday, and later boarded a zerogravity flight 5 years after that, on his 65 birthday celebration! In short, he became a living hero to an entire planet of Earthlings. Hawking championed the causes of the downtrodden, the sick-and-dying of our species who are often neglected, weeded-out and cast into the dustbin of life.
To those like himself, he lovingly counseled: “My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn’t prevent you doing well, and don’t regret the things it interferes with. Don’t be disabled in spirit, as well as physically.” Hawking’s remarks to those stricken with disease and paralysis girded the earth, encircling his arms about those in pain and lost in sorrow: “Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious, and however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. It matters that you don’t just give up.”
But never straying far from his funny bone, Hawking suddenly shifts gears when asked what he often thought about in life. He replied: “Women. They are a total mystery!” Or when asked about life’s ordinary goings-on, such as England’s 2014 soccer team’s penalty-kicking record, Hawking said to great laughter: “England couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo!”
Hawking always remained as a child, with childlike antics and a childlike curiosity which never left him. Even when confined to his wheelchair, he managed to be mischievous and comical in his antics. For example, Hawking had a mute button on his voice synthesizer where he could create a random sound. As his former assistant, Jonathan Wood, explains: “There are times he comes up with ‘random speech.’ He does it all the time and sometimes it’s totally inappropriate. I remember once he randomly typed ‘XXXX,’ which, via his speech synthesizer, sounded like: “SEX, SEX,
Regarding his incorrigible and mischievous ways, Stephen Hawking often confessed: “I am just a child who has never grown up.” He always wanted to leave you smiling and, at best, laughing. While most scientists in history are not known for their outlandish humorous escapes, Hawking departs their company. Hawking was funny 24/7 and tirelessly counseled: “You can lose all hope if you can’t laugh at yourself and at life in general.”
So, the next time you hear or read a eulogy of Stephen Hawking, clench your fist, close your eyes, draw in a deep breath, and hope . . . just hope, that the eulogy doesn’t forget his wish to remember his legacy of humor which helped keep him alive. As Hawking often reminded us: “Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.”
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: I wish to thank medical specialist, Sophia Brock, who is ‘lead’ person at UCSD Multi-Specialty Clinic, in Encinitas, California. Sophia Brock oversees the UCSD facilities’ clinic flow, oversees the staff, and patient care. The 32-year-old Escondido native, Sophia Brock, is well-recognized in the medical field, working in several specialties such as orthopedics, urology, rheumatology, women’s medicine, endocrinology, colorectal surgery, general surgery and other disciplines. Brock was deeply inspired by the late Stephen Hawking and recently told me: “He was the greatest mind on Earth and a testament to how powerful the human mind can be. I remember as a little girl I was really into space. I was just fascinated. That’s when I learned about Stephen Hawking and I just was so fascinated by his theories and his story as well. He survived ALS much longer than most people – a medical phenomenon!” Sophia Brock is an ardent fan of owner/publisher, Lyle E. Davis and his weekly magazine The Paper and it was her input which inspired this cover story on Stephen Hawking. Our readership well recognizes Sophia Brock, as her photo was published along with Dr. Jonas Salk on the cover story: “Famous San Diegans and the Amazing Legacy They Left the World,” (published in The Paper on April 7, 2016). This special cover story is dedicated to Stephen Hawking’s surviving children: Robert Hawking, Lucy Hawking, and Timothy Hawking. Of them, Stephen Hawking said: “My three children have brought me great joy.”
And to all our loyal readers of The Paper, we thank you for being a valuable part of our family. Without you, we would not exist. God bless you all, each and every one. This is Friedrich’s 98th cover story for The Paper.
He is a prolific writer! Watch for number 99 & 100 coming soon!
Americans new found love for SUVs and crossovers along with a runaway love affair with pickups have placed the bread and butter model of the automobile business in jeopardy. For every winner there is a loser. The four door sedan is the main loser. The sedan has been the mainstay of this business for a long time, while other configurations come and go in popularity over time. Currently, in its fight for survival there has been a lot of remodeling design work to give the sedan a more sexy look and relabeling the sedan as a coupe. It’s still a four door sedan fighting for sales popularity. Who made the first American four door sedan? Look carefully at the picture of our 26th. President in the back seat of the first four-door in 1910. The car was built in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, by a young mastermind inventor who built a number of complex industrial wonders, including clutches for large seafaring vessels. The car’s first nick name was “Silent Sioux” because the engine was so quiet, but you could still hear it four blocks away! Name the first four-door sedan made in America. Answer on the side of column.
Fawick Flyer, built by Thomas Fawick. President Theodore Roosevelt
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Interesting enough, in 1953, when I was a young college student, I purchased a 1931 Nash Ambassador Coupe with dual ignition, 8 cylinders with 16 spark plugs, from the family that built the first four-door sedan. This car had been in storage since 1939 and had only 21,000 careful miles. .My father was a Nash dealer. My father used it for showroom display and the occasional parade. This is how I got my start with classic cars
California Developmentally Disabled Advocacy
The Assembly Select Committee on Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities works to ensure the rights and dignity of all Californians with developmental disabilities (I/DD) through advocacy and research, and by acting as an information resource for the Legislature as it develops policies impacting California’s I/DD population. I am pleased to announce that I have been asked to join in the work of this important committee. Beginning the first week in May, we will begin holding hearings at Regional Centers throughout the state to better understand the needs of the community, which numbers about 625,000 individuals. These needs include daily struggles with housing, transportation, education, employment, healthcare services and much more.
To help create a supportive environment and increase public awareness of the challenges faced by the I/DD community, I have also coauthored HR 89, which recognized March 2018 as Developmental Disabilities Awareness Month. The Resolution recognizes advocates and leaders who seek to bring people with disabilities into the conver-
sation, including groups like The ARC of San Diego, Disability Rights California, and government entities such as the California State Council on Developmental Disabilities.
Healthcare decisions should be based on the needs of those being served. By connecting directly with the I/DD community, along with their families and those who care and advocate for them, we will be gaining valuable insights into the needs of these diverse people. Through their input and help, we can develop policies that enhance and enrich the lives of some of California’s most vulnerable citizens.
If you would like to learn more about our committee and our work, you may contact our office or the members of the committee at: Select Committee on Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities | Assembly Internet Minority Floor Leader Marie Waldron, R-Escondido, represents the 75th Assembly District in the California Legislature, which includes the communities of Bonsall, Escondido, Fallbrook, Hidden Meadows, Pala, Palomar Mountain, Pauma Valley, Rainbow, San Marcos, Temecula, Valley Center and Vista.
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Also, I find it interesting that you've been running this publication "The Paper" for 19 years now. What is your background in journalism?
Editor’s Note: I’m a radio broadcast veteran of 25 years - on air talent, sales, management, ownership, commentator, editor, and war correspondent. We applied the experience in that media to publishing The Paper.
The reason I ask is that I find your publication very different than other local newspapers. First off, you have weekly political columnist (mayors, etc.) who keep us abreast of matters, and also pastors as well. That's quite a spread of interest that is very welcomed and sets you apart.
I think I'm correct in saying that I recognize your young writer Friedrich Gomez when he was employed at Walmart over in San Marcos where he was a cashier. Very congenial and popular with Walmart customers including me and my family. At times I would hear him speaking fluent German to many German/Austrian customers that frequented that particular Walmart. I love his writings and that's one of the reasons I pick up your weekly paper. The Paper has impacted my circle
of friends in many ways, believe it or not, especially with your advertisers. One friend switched to Geico after seeing their ads in your paper and making inquires with them. Also, we ventured to the Indian Store after seeing their full page ads in The Paper and I must confess, their Vista store is amazing and HUGE! I found it like a museum and history excursion and field trip all rolled-up into one! Another example is many of my friends have found favor and great service with Paul Van Middlesworth's Computer Factory here in San Marcos. He sure knows how to run a business according to what I've heard! Very good feedback from my acquaintances. Well, I've taken enough space here. Keep up the good work. You serve our communities well, here in North County San Diego. God bless you. You're what helps keep America great!
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Henry Ford: Industrial Leader in the 20th Century
If ever there was a story deserving of a Hollywood movie, the saga of Henry Ford is at the top of that list. He’s the fifth of our cadre of six moguls who built America.
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Everyone knows Henry Ford was a pioneer in automobile manufacturing, but while he didn’t invent the automobile, Ford was the first automaker to mass produce vehicles. He created the auto assembly line, making it possible to roll out dozens of automobiles each day. At $700, nearly everyone in America could afford a Model T. Accordingly, cities, counties, states, and the federal government had to build streets and highways for cars, thus connecting the population across America. People who never had been more than 25 miles from home, were free to venture 35 to 40 miles in little more than an hour. Ford’s vehicles were the basis of a new industrial revolution, employing up to 100,000 workers. He was the undisputed world leader of industry into the first half of the 20th century.
But, as his empire expanded, Henry Ford became a troubled man. He was unabashedly anti-Semitic and said as much in scathing editorials in his weekly newspaper distributed nationally through his more than 7,000 dealerships. Prior to the outbreak of World War II, he was an isolationist, vehemently railing against America getting involved in any European war. He made it known his successor would be son Edsel, yet, to coin a phrase, never really gave his son “the keys to the car.” Despite Edsel finally being made the president of the company, Henry’s constant criticisms and rejection of ideas helped drive Edsel to an early grave (1943).
Examples of his father’s interference: Henry steadfastly believed all Americans really needed was his 1915 Model T, the most successful automobile in history. It was Edsel who finally persuaded his father to introduce the 1927 Model A. Then Edsel went to the mat, finally convincing his father the 1932 V-8 engine was the revolutionary auto power plant of the future. When Edsel wanted to offer multiple colors on auto exteriors like other companies, (GM vehicles came in all colors “except” black), Henry flatly rejected the idea declaring, “Buyers can have any color they want as long as it’s black!”
There was a mean, anti-union side to Henry. To stave off union organizers, Henry surrounded himself and his factories by a gang of thugs posing as “security.” The “bodyguards” were led by Harry Bennett, who gained tremendous influence over the old man, coming between father and son. Henry never realized the extent of Bennett’s power. In reality, he had control of the company by intimidating executives and workera, shutting Edsel out. Workers could be fired for talking to one another while on the line. For years, unionization was rejected by Henry until Edsel finally gave in to worker demands.
In 1943, Edsel died of stomach cancer, leaving the old man back in charge, but Bennett continued to control Ford. When the war started, the company was not meeting Washington’s demand for aircraft, tanks, various other vehicles, and armaments. Realizing the problem, the War Department took Lt. Henry Ford II, the grandson, out of the Navy and placed him in charge of the company. One of the first decisions the young executive, (who became known as “Hank the Deuce”) made was to fire Bennett and his gang of thugs. While Henry, his son, Edsel, and three grandsons, Henry II, Benson, and William, all made historic 20th century contributions that revolutionized the American auto industry, the sweeping accomplishments of Edsel have nearly been lost to history.
Like his father, Edsel also was an inventor and transportation visionary, but unlike Henry, he was mild-manner, gentle, and well-liked. During his company leadership, he introduced the Mercury and Lincoln automobiles along with countless innovations. The next time you hear that low rumble of a V-8 engine, think of Edsel and his 1932 revolutionary power plant. As for Henry, he was the first of our six great American builders to make his mark in the 20th century. Of the six, he was by far the best-known around the world. NEXT WEEK: Thomas Edison
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City of San Marcos seeks Youth Ambassadors: The San Marcos Youth Ambassador program was established to provide volunteer opportunities to high school students while offering assistance to city, local service clubs, charities and Chamber of Commerce events. Students must be in grades 9, 10 or 11 when making application and have been attending high school in San Marcos for at least six months prior to the application process. They will serve a one-year term from July 1-June 30 and must agree to complete this term. The Ambassadors will be selected by a committee. Applicants are rated on their application, written answers to two questions and one letter of reference. Those selected receive an interview and are judged by a panel of local community leaders on personality, enthusiasm, ability and willingness to promote & support San Marcos. The deadline to apply is May 7 @ 5:30pm. For more information contact firstname.lastname@example.org
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Bawa and Pokot are best friends. They love to play together in their favorite mud hole, splashing around, tumbling, and piling on one another. They are healthy and thriving—but it's only thanks to friends like you. You see, Bawa and Pokot are orphaned elephants. They were separated from their families at a young age: Bawa fell in a well and had to be rescued, and Pokot's mother was killed by poachers. These tragedies leave countless orphans like Pokot and his helpless bestie Bawa to fend for themselves. Thanks to the support of generous friends like you, Pokot and Bawa are both safe at a very special elephant sanctuary in Kenya. They were each very sick when they arrived, but with around-the-clock care, attention,
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and bottles of milk, they survived and are growing bigger and healthier every day. They will stay at the orphanage receiving care and attention until they are big enough to return to the wild under our protection. Sadly, more orphans like Bawa and Pokot need to be rescued and receive around-theclock care at the sanctuary. These babies need your help.
generosity of Larry Ellison and Nikita Kahn—up to $1,000,000. That means your $100 will be worth $200, $250 will be worth $500, and so on—doubling your power to turn things around. Thanks to the generosity of donors like you, Pokot is safe at a special elephant sanctuary in Kenya.
Your support gives orphaned elephants like Bawa and Pokot a second chance at life. There is hope to save more baby elephants like them, but they need you.
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The First United Methodist Church of Escondido will be holding its 2018 Rummage Sale on Friday, April 27 (8 AM to 5 PM), and Saturday, April 28 (8 AM to 12 PM), at 341 South Kalmia Street, Escondido.
Donors like you recently helped double the size of this sanctuary before the rainy season hit—which means you've given a home to twice as many of traumatized baby elephants like Bawa and Pokot. We now need your help with their care. Twice the baby elephants means twice as many bottles of milk, twice the blankets, and twice the antibiotics to keep caring for these sweet, helpless orphans. Orphans like Pokot and Bawa need you to step in and be like the families they lost. Will you help us raise $100,000 by Mother's Day? Will you donate today to provide love, food, and care for twice as many baby elephants?
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The San Diego American Indian Health Center’s Annual Balboa Park Pow Wow will take place on Saturday, May 12 and Sunday, May 13, 2018, from 10:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. in Balboa Park, on the southwest corner of Park Boulevard and Presidents Way. The Pow Wow is a cultural event that showcases the heritage and traditions of American Indians. Participants of all ages will be present from many American Indian Tribes, bands and communities. More than 2,500 people are expected to visit during the weekend from all areas of Southern California, Arizona and San Diego. Community members of all ages are welcome to attend this free event.
Carlsbad Republican Women welcome Republican candidates for the 76th Assembly District on April 24th! At the April 24th luncheon meeting, the Carlsbad Republican Women Federated (CRWF) club welcomes the Republican candidates running for the 76th Assembly District in the 2018 elections. Encompassing Camp Pendleton, Carlsbad, Encinitas, Oceanside and Vista, the 76th Assembly District seat is currently held by Republican Rocky Chavez, now running to replace Darrell Issa for the 49th U.S. Congressional seat. Candidates participating in the 76th Assembly District forum include: • Phil Graham – Businessman, Educator • Thomas Krouse – Businessman, Entrepreneur • Maureen "Mo" Muir – Encinitas School Board Member • Amanda Rigby – Vista City council Member • Jerome Stocks – Independent Business Owner • Brian Wimmer – Information Management. Carlsbad Republican Women Federated
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North County Baptist Church, 842 Nordahl Road (across from Walmart), San Marcos, 760-489-1080, presents Dennis Agajanian, in concert, celebrating the life of Billy Graham, Sunday, April 15th at 11am and at 6pm.
LAKE SAN MARCOS REPUBLICAN WOMEN FEDERATED On May 7, 2018 we welcome small business legal advocate, entrepreneur and small business owner Mark Meuser. Mark has announced his candidacy for California Secretary of State the office currently being held by Alex Padilla. The meeting will be on Monday, May 7, St Mark Golf Club, 1750 San Pablo Drive, Lake
Dagmar is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 1-1/2 year old, 38 pound, Australian Cattle Dog mix.
Dagmar is named after Dagmar County in Australia. In his kennel he barks at people passing by. Outside he’s ready for a walk and a snuggle. He was transferred from another shelter through FOCAS. The $145 adoption fee for Dagmar includes medical exam, vaccinations, neuter, and microchip. For more information call 760-753-6413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.
There is always a cost
California adopted a state law called the California Values Act, SB54. It limits (not eliminates) working relationships between federal immigration agents and local law enforcement. It also designates schools and hospitals as safe spaces for our most vulnerable populations – kids and sick people. Last week, the Escondido City Council voted (4:1) to submit an amicus brief – basically a strongly worded letter – to support a lawsuit
by the federal government against the state of California.
The Council chambers filled with speakers to address the council’s technically meaningless gesture. The majority of Escondido residents spoke in favor of protecting undocumented immigrants. The most aggressive speakers were from communities outside Escondido, some from as far away as Arizona. It gave voice to hate and bigotry. A real example I received 4/5/18:
“You are an un-American liberal scumbag piece of shit You support illegals over Americans and You are a worthless libtard bitch If you don’t like this country pack your shit and go live with those m*****-f******s where they are”
There is always a cost to taxpayers when Mayor Abed chooses to go on a weeklong media junket ahead of his next election. That cost is often the lasting impact of negative headlines, wasted staff time and the continued empowerment of hateful speech.
San Marcos, Californi. Registration and Social 11:00 a.m. Meeting Called to order 11:30 a.m. Cost $27.00. Reservations /check payable to LSMRWF received by THURSDAY, May 3, 2018. AFTER THAT DATE the Club will charge an extra $5.00 per reservation. Please call 760 744-0953 for needed information.
Welcomes New Members Kathleen King hosted CWONC's New
great place for members to get to know each other. CWONC is a non-profit volun-
The guest speaker will be Jonathan KingCretot. He has specific expertise in human trafficking and is the Case Manager for the services at the North County Resource Center which advocates for employment, social security, housing, welfare issues, and other benefits for members of the LGBT community.
Member Get-Together. This annual club event that offered an opportunity for new members ( 2017-18 new members-Terry Webb, Carole Mason, Lily Hazelton, Susan Walsh, Anna Ellenbogen and Lynn Clayton) to ask CWONC's “Membership Team” questions about club membership and community service goals. A social setting is a
teer organization that supports community service efforts in San Diego North County focusing on issues involving women, children and the military. Visit: www.cwonc.org
Soroptimist International of Vista and North County Inland will host the North County Anti-Human Trafficking Collaborative meeting on Thursday, May 3, 2018, 9 a.m., at United Methodist Church of Vista, 490 S. Melrose Ave., Vista. The event is free to the public, and coffee and pastries will be provided.
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Sally, a 10-year-old Domestic Short Hair mix, is a cheerful kitty looking for a loving home to call her own. She may be a senior cat, but she is young at heart! She is very friendly and loves attention from humans (even ones she has never met). She also likes to explore. Sally has some mild skin and dental issues but her fabulous personality more than makes up for it. Her adoption fee includes her spay, permanent microchip identification, current vaccinations, 30 days worry free insurance from Trupanion Insurance and a certificate for a free veterinary exam! Sally is available for adoption at San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3450 E Valley Parkway. To learn more about making her part of your family, please call (619) 299-7012.
The Pastor Says . . .
and Canada. Pastors like me will introduce our congregations to the opportunity to make a significant difference in a young life far away.
Pastor Hal Seed New Song Community Church, Oceanside
Releasing Children from Poverty
One of the great joys of life is being able to help someone in need. Especially a child in need. For three decades now my wife and I have written a small check each month to help a little boy or girl with clothing, education and medicine in a developing country. Right now we’re helping a young man named Esteban, from Honduras. We follow his progress by writing letters back and forth. We have hopes that Esteban will become a leader in his country one day. April 29 is Compassion Sunday throughout the U.S.
Lori and I chose Esteban because he was born on July 3, the same day as our son. Compassion has children development centers in almost every impoverished nation in the world. Through these centers they give personal attention and mentoring to each child, and help the rest of the family as well. We’ve cared for Esteban for almost eight years now, so he’ll soon graduate from the program. We’re toying with adopting our next child from Bolivia. It’s a safe country for Americans, and close enough that we could fly there for a visit with our child. I hope many readers of The Paper will consider joining us for Compassion Sunday and select a child to sponsor that morning. New Song’s service times are 9 and 11 a.m. at 3985 Mission Avenue in Oceanside. See you there!
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San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond
New captain takes command of San Marcos Sheriff’s Station
Earlier this year, the city announced that Dave Brown will take over as captain of the San Marcos Sheriff’s Station. Captain Brown has been with the sheriff’s department for 28 years He began his career as an intern with the probation department in his senior year at San Diego State University. Captain Brown is a well-respected member of the sheriff’s department and we are fortunate to have this capable lawman assigned to our City.
During his tenure with the San Diego Sheriff’s Department, Captain Brown has been
Parents, take the night off and drop your children at the City of Vista's Jim Porter Recreation Center for four hours of fun and games.
He is also a recent graduate from the Senior Management Institute for Police at Boston University.
The best part is that while your children are having a fun time and are being cared for, you can take a break to enjoy dinner and a movie or just quiet time at
Awarded the Medal of Lifesaving as a patrol deputy, Captain Brown has received several awards and was featured in documentaries and books for his role in leading the investigation into the murders of Chelsea King and Amber Dubois.
Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer: BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!” Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Parents: Take a Night Off & Relax
assigned to various areas including homicide, special assistant to the Sheriff and special investigations-criminal Intelligence. He has experience working throughout San Diego County at the Vista, Imperial Beach and Ramona patrol stations as well as the jail in Vista and court assignments in downtown San Diego and Vista.
Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed
Chuckles Cont. from Page 2
Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter
Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist! Making a snowman
It had been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**" 8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
The City’s recreation staff will keep them busy from start to finish with various activities, arts and crafts, and board games.
The next Parents Night Out is on Saturday, April 21. Parents should contact the Rec Center at 760.639.6151 for program information.
Recreation is also recruiting volunteers to assist the teachers and children in its early childhood-ed programs. For more information on these and other volunteer programs, visit CityofVista.com and search “volunteers” or contact the City’s Recreation Division at 760.639.6151.
Oceanside • Mayor Peter Weiss
The Mayor’s Challenge
I am challenging Oceanside residents to use water efficiently and take a pledge to reduce their environmental impact. To do this, the City of Oceanside is partnering with the Wyland Foundation to participate in the Wyland National Mayor’s Challenge for Water Conservation.
Facebook account, identifying they’re from Oceanside, and taking the pledge. Learn more about the Mayor’s Challenge and watch me take the pledge at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N xPNVooWcuE
TEACHER: HOW OLD IS YOUR FATHER? KID: HE IS 6 YEARS TEACHER: WHAT? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? KID: HE BECAME MY FATHER WHEN I WAS BORN.
POSITION ON "MY DOG" IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR BROTHERS. DID YOU COPY HIS? CLYDE: NO SIR, IT'S THE SAME DOG.
The Mayor’s Challenge is a national competition between cities to get the most residents to pledge to use water efficiently. Residents who take the pledge are entered for a chance to win prizes including paid utilities, home improvement shopping sprees, or a new car to a deserving charity. The Mayor’s Challenge lets residents pledge from April 1- 30 by visiting www.mywaterpledge.com, signing up with an email or
(LOGIC!! CHILDREN ARE QUICK AND ALWAYS SPEAK THEIR MINDS).
TEACHER: MARIA, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA. MARIA: HERE IT IS. TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA? CLASS: MARIA. TEACHER: GLENN, HOW DO YOU SPELL "CROCODILE?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. TEACHER: NO, THAT'S WRONG. GLEN: MAYBE ITS WRONG, BUT YOU ASKED ME HOW I SPELL IT. TEACHER: DONALD, WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER? DONALD: HIJKLMNO TEACHER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?. DONALD: YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT'S H TO O. TEACHER: CLYDE, YOUR COM-
The Mayor’s Challenge is one part of Oceanside’s Earth Month. Earth Month is a month full of free events sponsored by the City of Oceanside and local partners committed to sustainability. For more information on Earth Month events and the City’s environmental programs visit www.greenoceanside.org or download the free Green Oceanside App. Download the app by searching Green Oceanside in the Apple iStore or Google Play.
TEACHER: HAROLD, WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?. HAROLD: A TEACHER. ••••• Just when you think getting pulled over by the cops can't get any worse, you spill your beer. ••••• A jogger found a human skull while running in some woods near Boston. Which is why I don't jog. ••••• After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious. "You’re running around with another woman— admit it!" she demanded.
"What other woman?" Adam shot back. "You’re it!"
That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest. "What are you doing?" "Counting your ribs."
The Paper • Page 12 • April 12, 2018 someone used it and found flashing spam or interesting but naughty sites? Ever wanted to take your notebook PC from the den to the living room but found it plugged into a monitor, printer and wireless keyboard and mouse? What a hassle! What about the time your wife’s sister picked up a virus or crashed your PC and left in a hurry without telling anyone. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a laptop in your bathroom drawer so you could multitask during those infrequent “extended stays” on the porcelain?
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We started a continuing series last week on AI (artificial intelligence) and how it will affect nearly every aspect of human activity and culture during this century. This week we are interrupting this series in order to talk about our latest shipment of computers, it should be of interest to most home and business computers users. Ever found someone else using the computer when you needed it or went to use your PC and found someone had changed the settings for your browser, email or desktop? Have you turned your PC on after
Harold J. (Chuck) Loewenberg 8/26/24 - 2/16/18
Getting an extra PC or two can avoid all these problems. Think about it. For between $150 and $250 you can buy a fully functional Windows 7 or 10 Notebook or desktop PC with all the bells and whistles. That’s about one fourth what you pay for a smart phone and I’ll bet you don’t share your phone. In addition, an extra PC or two doesn’t cost you a dime in monthly charges. When friends and relatives visit your home and ask to use your PC just hand them the “guest computer.” If your employees want to use a computer for personal business, set a couple up in the break room. Having a notebook PC in every room or setting one aside in the workplace is no longer an extravagance, it’s cheap and convenient.
So what are these wonderful, inexpensive PCs and where do you get them? They are not the new low cost PCs sold in retail stores. Those loss leader cheapies from Dell, HP and Lenovo are low quality garbage, available only with Windows 10. The best deals available today are the “corporate” refurbs. They are available in many
camping, and anything fun with his family. He had a great zest for life and was a fun and loving husband, father, grandfather, and friend. Survived by his 3 children and 5 grandchildren. Our Dad had a big personality and brought humor and good feelings to all that knew him. We will miss him greatly.
Michael Elmer Burke 9/4/1946 - 3/9/2018
Born in Ringsted, Iowa, Harold was the only child of John and Catherine Loewenberg. He served in the Navy during WW2, worked on the Berlin Airlift, and then for Howard Hughes. Married his soul mate Catherine Mitchell in 1951. Moved to Escondido in 1969 and successfully sold Real Estate until his retirement in 1978. Chuck enjoyed flying, golfing, desert
The world lost a friend on Mar 9, 2018 - Michael Elmer Burke - and is a sadder place because of that loss. Many called Michael their friend, since he touched so many lives in so many ways. He will be sorely missed by family, friends and loved ones - particularly by his wife Gina. Michael was born on Sept 4, 1946, in Cape Girardeau, MO, to Myron
retail stores and on the Internet. You can identify them by the fact that they will have the Professional version of Windows 7, 8.1 or 10. Typically these are three to five years old and they have been tested and certified in “Microsoft Approved Refurb Centers.” The components, fans, CPUs, motherboards, power supplies, DVDs, hard drives, cases, hinges, power attachments, I/O ports and memory are of much higher quality in these commercial grade PCs than they are in their retail cousins. That is why these commercial computers cost businesses twice as much as retail computers cost home users with the same general specifications.
oughly when they come to us from the “Microsoft Approved Refurb Centers” and still find a ten to twenty percent failure rate. We either return or repair them. We then install a complete office suite, anti-virus, and Adobe Reader/Flash. Our warranty includes 90 day return and repair privileges on notebooks and full one year warranty on desktops and monitors.
and Theresa Burke, from Columbia, NY, and Chaffee, MO, respectively. He was married to Virginia Chandler Burke and lived in San Marcos, CA. He was the father of Alex and Andrei Burke, grandfather of Aidan, Ethan, Owen, and Ella. His siblings are Patricia Burke Chalmers (Tim) from Newark, CA, Jeanne Burke from Newark, CA, Mark Burke (Lisa), Livermore, CA, and John Burke (Beverly) of Aptos, CA. Additionally, Michael's stepchildren and grandchildren include Dennis (Sally) Hodge, Amanda Brawley, Alison (Joe) Swift, Jacob Hodge, Tommy Hodge and Carolyn (Tony) Barton.
ties in VFW Post 1513. He helped organize North San Diego County Homeless Veterans Stand Down, California State Military Reserve, was involved with Soldiers Heart, ACVOW, SDVC, and in the Youth Civil Air Patrol.
When you buy a “refurb” from a retailer or the Internet you “pays your money and takes your chances”. We test these PCs thor-
His interests were varied, having attended Clayton Valley High School, Concord, CA; Diablo Valley Community College in Pleasant Hill, CA; graduated from the University of California Berkeley in 1971 with a B.S. in Russian Language and History; and MiraCosta College where he obtained a College Certificate in Landscape Design and Horticulture.
Michael retired from the military as a Major after serving for a total of 27 years in the U. S. Air Force (as a Russian Linguist), in the U.S. Army Reserve and in the U.S. Air National Guard. After retiring, he continued to serve his fellow veterans by his various roles and activi-
We still build custom desktops and notebooks but the majority of our computer sales these days are the “refurbs.” We have “refurb” notebooks and desktops at all levels from Intel Core2 Duo systems, ideal for Internet and Office tasks and super fast i5 and i7 models that are great for designers and high end gamers. Get your “refurbs” at The Computer Factory.
As stated above, Michael touched many lives since he was also active in various Church ministries at St. Mary Catholic Church, such as teaching RCIA and Baptism classes, as well as leading the "Lord, Teach Me to Pray" series. He was a member of the Knights of Columbus.
He served as a volunteer for St. Vincent de Paul Thrift Store, St. Dismas Guild, a prison ministry, and Interfaith Community Services, touching people of a variety of needs. He taught classes in horticulture, was a docent at the Japanese Friendship Garden in Balboa Park and helped friends plan, layout and install new landscaping designs. His love of music included playing guitar and trumpet, and as owner of Gary’s Paradise Record Shop, he was able to help other people to share his interest in jazz and Rock 'n Roll from the 50's, 60's and 70's.
Obituary - Michael Burke Cont. on Page 13
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Obituary Cont. from Page 12
Michael was also an avid reader. In fact, he was in the process of donating a large collection of Russian Language Books to Berkeley’s Moffit Library just prior to getting ill.
Funeral services for Michael will be held at St. Mary Catholic Parish at 130 E 13th Ave, Escondido, CA on April 27, 2018 beginning with a Rosary at 9 am, followed by Mass at 10 am, with a graveside service at 12 noon at Oak Hill Memorial Park at 2640 Glenridge Rd, Escondido, CA 92027, with a reception following. Please help us celebrate Michael's life and friendship at that day and time. If you would like to make a memorial donation, please send your donation in Michael's name to: VFW Post 1513, 230 E Park Ave, Escondido, CA 92025.
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I am very encouraged to see that The Paper has it's own Russian Interests section; and that the article Meddling Bear (5 April 2018) is so well written and researched. Matt Fabritus is to be encouraged and I hope you'll expand the scope and budget of his department. /s/ Mark Bergseid San Diego County
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#2018-9007467 The name of the business: Fugu Ice Cream and Taiyaki, located at 410 Mission Ave., Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by Anastacio Delgado 245 Calle Del Sol Vista, CA. 92083 Ivan Trejo 4427 Ave. Delgado Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: n/a /s/ Brooke Elyse Petrek Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/19/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007366 The name of the business: Bespoke Bridal Studio, located at 754 Marigold Way, San Marcos, CA 92078. This business is registered by Brooke Elyse Petrek 754 Marigold Way San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 2/01/2018 /s/ Brooke Elyse Petrek Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/16/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018
760.299.6300 STATEMENT OF
ABANDONMENT OF USE OF
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9007043
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: The Doggie Spa, locatded at 1415
Arcadia Ave., Vista, ca. 92084. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN
DIEGO COUNTY ON 9/12/2013 and assigned File no.
2013-026399, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S):
Lisa S. and David G. Hubler 1415 Aracadia Ave. Vista, CA. 92084
I declare that all information in this statement is true and cor-
rect. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant
to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the
registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime).
/s/ Lisa Hubler
This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/13/2018.
3/22, 3/29, 4/05 and 4/12/2018
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007231 The name of the business: Agape Counseling, located at 6529 Camino Del Parque Carlsbad, CA. 92011.22 This business is registered by Christine Grace Hjortnaes 6529 Camino del Parque Carlsbad, CA. 92011 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Christine Grace Hjortnaes Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/15/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007232 The name of the business: Smarter Shirts, located at 6529 Camino Del Parque Carlsbad, CA. 92011. This business is registered by Michael Dean Hjortnaes 6529 Camino del Parque Carlsbad, CA. 92011 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Michael Dean Hjortnaes Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/15/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018
#2018-9006089 The name of the business: Regal Lights Restored, A.R.C., located at 364 Pico Ave., San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Alvaro R. Calumpit 364 Pico ave. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Alvaro R. Calumpit Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/05/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 and 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007634 The name of the business: Sweet July LLC dba Top of the Bagel, located at 2540 El Camino Real, Suite # E, Carlsbad, CA., 92008 This business is registered by Sweet July, LLC 921 Poinsettia Ave Ste 55 Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: 4/01/2018 /s/ Nitin Saharan, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/20/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 and 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9006787 The name of the business: Oceanside Dental Excellence, located at 3762 Mission Avenue Suite 104, Oceanside, CA. 92058. This business is registered by Dankworth Dental Corp 3762 Mission Avenue, Suite #104 Oceanside, CA. 92058 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: n/a /s/ Kim C. Dankworth, Secretary Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/09/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 and 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9008642 The name of the business: BMN ARM Partnership, located at 330 Rancheros Drive #102, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by BMN DVM, INC. 330 Rancheros Drive #102 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 3/2/18 /s/ Barry M. Neichin, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/28/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/2018
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00015610-CU-PT-CTL TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Grace Sitton filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Grace Sitton to Proposed name Grace Neuman THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: May 24, 2018, 9:00a.m., Department 903. The address of the court is: 330 West Broadway, San Diego, Ca. 92101, Hall of Jusctice Courthouse. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 3/29/2018. /s/Peter C. Deddeh, Judge of the Superior Court 4/05, 4/12, 4/19 & 4/26/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9005050 The name of the business: Skilled Hands Mobile Technology Repair, located at 971 Borden Rd., Space 15, san Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Stephen James Johnson 1132 N. Melrose Drive Vista, CA. 92083 Joshua Scott Talltree 971 borden Rd. Spc 15 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: 2/22/2018 /s/ Stephen James Johnson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/01/2018 3/22, 3/29. 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007431 The name of the business: Prestige Movers Callifornia, located at 1065 Armorlite Dr., #209, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Roger Blunt 1065 Armorlite Dr. #209 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Roger Blunt Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/16/2018 3/22, 3/29m 4/05 & 4/12/2018
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2017-00045710-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Silvia Zacarias filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Irma Leticia Gonzalez Montejo to Proposed name Irma Leticia Zacarias Montejo. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: May 15,2018, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 3/13/2018. /s/Sim Von Kalinowski, Judge of the Superior Court 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9009166 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: The Hidden Kitchen, located at 1434 Willowspring Dr. N, Encibnitas, CA. 92024. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY ON 1/13/2014 and assigned File no. 2014-001042, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S): Debra Williams and Tori Williams DeMicheli 1434 Willowspring Dr. N Encinitas, CA. 92024 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Debra Williams This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2018. 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/2018
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9005389 The name of the business: Nobium Concrete, located at 1689 Felicita Ct., Escondido, CA. 92025. This business is registered by Jose Reyes 1689 Felicita Ct. Escondido, Ca. 92025 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 12/31/2000 /s/ Jose Reyes Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 2/27/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9006702 The name of the business: Dialedn Solutions, located at 225 W. El Norte Pkway, Apt 143, Escondido, Ca. 92026. This business is registered by John Henry Fortson 225 W. El Norte Pkway, Apt 143 Escondido, Ca 92026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 2/26/2018 /s/ John Henry Fortson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/09/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9006642 The name of the business: Exclusive In Home Care, located at 574 Echo Lane, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by Benito Encabo 574 Echo Lane San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 3/8/2018 /s/ Benito Encabo Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/08/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9006732 The name of the business: R4K Construction, located at 1622 Calle Bienvenido, Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by Ruben and Kamey Louise Carrillo 1622 Calle Bienvenido Vista, Ca 92084 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 3/8/2018 /s/ Karney Louise Carrillo Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/09/2018 3/22, 3/29, 4/05 & 4/12/2018
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9007315 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: AAA Elite Spa, located at 1450 W. Mission Rd. #E, San Marcos, CA. 92069. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY ON 3/02/2016 and assigned File no. 2016-005999, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S): Elite Spa Group 1450 W. Mission Rd., #E San Marcos, CA. 92069 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Ying Ying Xu, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/15/2018. 3/29, 4/05, 4/12 and 4/19/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9009141 The name of the business: Ramble Salon, located at 197 S. Las Posas Rd. Ste 8, San Marcos, CA 92078 This business is registered by Mercedes Leanne Shelton 1159 Suburban Hills Dr. Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Mercedes Leanne Shelton Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9009165 The name of the business: The Hidden Kitchen,LLC, located at 790 Fieldstone Lane, Encinitas, CA., 92024. This business is registered by The Hidden Kitchen, LLC 790 Fieldstone Lane Encinatas, CA. 92024 This business is conducted by a Limited LIability Company. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Debra Williams, Secretary Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/2018
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NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)
The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Director’s Permit DP 18-0008 on April 23, 2018. Project No.: DP18-0008 Applicant: Molly Alghussain, Aerial Theory Fitness Request: The applicant is requesting approval of a Director’s Permit to allow for the operation of a 2,296 square foot personal service (fitness/health facility) within an existing commercial center. Environmental Determination: In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), the City of San Marcos did find the project Categorically Exempt (EX 18013) pursuant to Section 15301 Class 1 of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that this is an existing commercial center with no expansion. Location of the Property: 330 Rancheros Dr., Suite 118, more particularly described as: The certain parcel of land shown and delineated as remainder on San Marcos Parcel Map No. 17671, in the City of San Marcos, County of San Diego, State of California, filed in the Office of the County Recorder of San Diego, March 14, 1996. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 220-311-07-00. Further information about this notice can be obtained from Art Piñon, Associate Planner, by calling 760-744-1050 extension 3234, or via email firstname.lastname@example.org. NOTICE: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on May 3, 2018). The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal/s at a later public hearing. The Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3233 or email@example.com. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos CA 92069, or call 760-744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 04/12/18. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9008370 The name of the business: Saul Ideas Connection, located at 6155 Citracado Circle, Carlsbad, Ca. 92009.. This business is registered by Patricia Marie Litz 6155 Citracado Circle Carlsbad, CA. 92009 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Patricia Marie Litz Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/27/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188
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#2018-9008585 The name of the business: Hermsen, Inc., Seaside Electric Company, located at 11422 Kaywood Circle, Escondido, CA., 92026. This business is registered by Hermsen, Inc. 11422 Kaywood Circle Escondido, CA 92026 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 12/22/2016 /s/ Matthew R. Hermsen, President/Treasurer Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/28/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9009144 The name of the business: New World Homes, New World Plans, located at 3356 Golfers Drive, Oceanside, CA. 92056. This business is registered by Charles M. Haddy 3356 Golfers Drive Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Charles M. Haddy Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007679 The name of the business: Select Tile & Stone, located at 1108 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd., San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is registered by Jose Alfredo Rodriguez Acosta 1108 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Jose Alfredo Rodriguez Acosta Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/20/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9008971 The name of the business: Farmer Boys Escondido, located at 925 W. Mission Ave., Escondido, CA. 92025. This business is registered by Elan, Inc. 925 W. Mission Ave. Escondido, CA. 92025 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 6/13/2013 /s/ Andreas Andreou Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/03/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9009593 The name of the business: Retropolitan Silk Ties, located at 3747 Vista Campana South Unite 55, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by Donna Marie Grabel & Kenneth Stephen Forney 3747 Vista Campana Suth unite 55 Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Donna Marie Grabel Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/09/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9008215 The name of the business: Strands Hair Design, located at 2424 Vista Way, #203, Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by Lorraine Vukelich 1211 Memory Lane Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 1/31/2016. /s/ Lorraine Vukelich Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/26/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9009053 The name of the business: Wisdom, located at 1392 Beringer Lane, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by Joerie Campo Catayong 1392 Beringer Lane Vista, CA 92081 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 7/7/2007. /s/ Joerie Camp Catayong Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9007352 The name of the business: Eye class Sunglass Wholesale located at 1432 La Habra Dr, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by Sharon Ody 1432 La Habra Dr. San Marcos CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 10/10/2010. /s/ Sharon Ody Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/15/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9008399 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: Tony’s Deliveroy, located at 1247 W. San Marcos, Blvd, D-8, San Marcos, CA. 92078. THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME REFERRED TO ABOVE WAS FILED IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY ON 2/02/2018 and assigned File no. 2018-9003145, IS ABANDONED BY THE FOLLOWING REGISTRANT(S): Antonio Barcensa 1247 W. san Marcos Blvd, D-8 San Marcos, CA. 92078 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Antonio Barcensa This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/27/2018. 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/2018
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00014625-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Oksana Midyk filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Oksana Midyk to Proposed name Oksana Skopsow. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: May 8, 2018, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 3/23/2018. /s/ Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 4/05, 4/12, 4/19 & 4/26/2018
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00009301-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Devin Pierre Alario filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Devin Pierre Alario to Proposed name Devin Michael Davis. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: May 22,2018, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated 4/6/2018. /s/ Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 4/12, 4/19, 4/26, & 5/03/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
Aquatic Inspections, Inc., located
at 710 La Quebrada, Encinitas,
This business is registered by
Aquatic Inspectons, Inc.
710 La Quebrada
Encinitas, CA. 92024
This business is conducted by a
First day of business: 1/01/05.
/s/ Robert R. McMurray, President
Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg
Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San
Diego County on4/j06/2018
4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188
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#2018-9009373 The name of the business: New\Green Development Advisors, located at 1257 High Bluff Ave, San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by Ronald J. Ramos 1257 High Bluff Ave. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 1/01/18. /s/ Ronald J. Ramos Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/06/2018 4/12, 4/19, 4/26 & 5/03/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
#2018-9008857 The name of the business: Moonlight Garage Door, located at 860 Lacebark St., San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by William Laverne Mierkey Jr. 860 Lacebark St., San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ William Laverne Mierkey Jr. Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/02/2018 4/05, 4/12, 4/19, & 4/26/2018
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