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pMjaI DUD ko daoho [sa prIxaa ko maaOsama maoM pMjaI DUD saBaI kao ]pdo S a do t o najar Aae. Aa[-e doKoM vaao Alaga–Alaga CG ko baMdao^ kao @yaa &ana baa^T rhoM qaoM –– pMjaI: ek ZIz caT\Tana hO tU ijasao kao[ BaI TosT naa AD,ogaa tuJao kuC khnao kI ja$rt nahIM tU vaOsao BaI nahIM pD,ogaa e@jaama jaOsaI tucC caIjaaoM kI icaMta khaÐ krto hOM Aap eosao hI qaaoD,o banao hao pIsa maarnao maoM sabako baap CggaI: maora hI CaoTa Baa[- hO tU basa¸ pIsa maarnao mao maohnat kr eosao hI lau#Ka kaTto–kaTto ek idna pa laogaa maora str naa pUra magata hO naa pIsa maarta hO Bagavaana nao BaI baIca maoM pTka hOM yaa tao pMjaI bana jaa yaa sa%tI yaao^ baIca maoM @yaa ATka hOMÆ sa%tI: jaba hmaoSaa eosao hI popr idyaa tao Aba yah maganaa vyaqa- hO ibanaa pZo, BaI pasa haonao maoM tU pUNa- $p sao samaqa- hOM

macaa ko BaI naMbar lao Aata hO ijaMdgaI torI ekdma sahI hO laaoD, mat lao¸ pIsa maar [jjatdar CG tao Aa hI rhI hO Az\zI: bahut pZ ilayaa hO tUnao Aba AaOr @yaa pZnaa yaar CaoD, yah magna hao maganaa baahr inakla AaOr icala maar kala kro saao Aaja kr Aaja kro saao Aba¸ pla maoM prlaya haoegaI tU mastI krogaa kbaÆ nahlaI: ijaMdgaI hO torI ekdma naIrsa jaI kr BaI kBaI naa jaI paegaa Aba AaIOr maga ko @yaa krnaa Baa[@yaa 10 maoM sao 11 laokr AaegaaÆ maganao jaOsao kma- kr tU Kud kI ijaMdgaI maKa rha hO va@t hO¸ ABaI BaI sauQar jaa bahut galat rasto pr jaa rha hO saBaI kao saMbaaoiQat krto hue– jaao fMDo maOM do rha hu^ purI duinayaa nao maanao hOM tU pZ yaa naa pZ baoTa¸ naMbar ]tnao hI Aanao hOM

'saaonaa' do saurixat tna caaÐdnaI do toja, idmaaga

ipClaI baar kI trh [sa baar BaI hma Aapko ilayao prIxaa ivaSaoYaaMk lao kr Aayao hOM [sa ]mmaId ko saaqa kI [samaoM Aapkao prIxaaopyaaogaI kao[- BaI caIja nahIM imalaogaI. haЂ vat-maana ko [sa sanak Baro maahaOla maoM Aapka Íustapa jaÉr kuC kma hao jaayaogaa. prIxaaAaoM kI [sa saMkT kI GaD,I maoM kao[- AcCI baat AapkI phlao sao hI Bannaa[- hu[- KaopD,I maoM GausaogaI [sakI saMBaavanaa tao kma hI hO. prMtu ifr BaI hma Aapkao yao salaah doMgao kI Aap QaOya- rKoM AaOr Apnaa maanaisak saMtulana ibagaD,nao na doM. [sa samaya inaiScat taOr pr Aap AgalaI baar sao pUro saomaosTr pZ,nao ka p`Na lao rho haoMgao. saba jaanato hOM ik eosao p`Na kBaI safla nahIM haoto [sailayao sapnaaoM kI duinayaa sao inakilayao AaOr ABaI jaao hao sakta hO ]sako ilayao kao i SaSa kIijayao. vaOsao BaI kgp maoM prIxaayaoM vana Do maOca kI trh hI haotI hOM [sailayao Aap maana kr cala sahto hOM ik ABaI BaI kuC nahIM ibagaD,a hO AaOr Aap vaao saba pa sakto hOM jaao Aapna saomaosTr kI SauÉAat maoM saaocaa qaa. ivaSaoYa Ép sao kOMpsa kI na[- janata jaao qaaoD,I DrI hu[- haogaI ]nhoM jyaada icaMta krnao kI jaÉrt nahIMM hO. kgp maoM f@ko AamataOr pr mauiSkla sao hI lagato hOM. jyaada laMbaI BaUimaka Aap BaI pZ,naa psaMd nahIM kroMgao varnaa AaOr fMDo dota. SauBakamanaaAaoM saiht saMpadk‚ Aavaaja.

CG of the day… [na savaalaaoM ko javaaba [-maanadarI sao dIijayao AaOr ApnaI CG pta lagaa[e!!! 1. Aap ApnaI ka^pI maoM iktnao rMgaaoM kI ponaaoM sao ilaKto hOM? caar,, maOM hU^M maggaU caaOrMgaI

ka^pI maoM ilaKta kaOna hO! ka^pI AaOr rijasTr kha^M imalato hOM? 2. Aap @laasa maoM iksa kaTU-na kOro@Tr ko sabasao krIba maanao jaato hO? Dexter

caacaa caaOQarI

ihmaanaI saaonaa caaÐdI

rho CIna tao M o a a y @ ka^pI r. ABaI a hao s MTa bacaa hO. a ek G

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Shinchan 3. Aapko

#yaala maoM AapkI Sa@la iksa baa^laIvauD sTar sao imalatI hO?

Saaihd kpUr naanaa paTokr rajapala yaadva 4. jaao

fUla Aapkao psaMd hO ]sapo iktnao BaMvaro maMDra rho hOM? 1760 (naao caaMsa) 3-4 (]mmaId

kuC baakI hO)

1 (baQaa[-!) 5. Aap

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mahInao maoM iktnaI baar GPL ka

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maoM Baaga laoto hOM?

fula fa^ma- @yaa hO?

lagaBaga 5 10 sao kma maoM maj,aa nahIM Aata! Aba eosaa kIijae ik ijatnao BaI a pr inaSaana lagaayaa hO ]nako 2 AMk jaaoiD,yao, [saI p`kar b ko ilayao 1.5 AMk AaOr c ko ilae 1 AMk dIijae. Aba [na AMkaoM kao jaaoD,kr jaao saM#yaa p`aPt haogaI, vaao hI hO AapkI CG !!!


prIxaaeÐ hmaarI maaOilak AiQakaraoM ka hnana! ! ! saunanao maoM iktnao gava- ka Feel Aata hO. saca hO ik hma Baart ko savaao-cca p`aOVaoigakI saMsqaana ko Ca~a hOM pr @yaa Aapnao kBaI [sa baat pr gaaOr ikyaa hO ik yahaÐ isaf- Survive krnao maoM hI hmaara jaIvana samaaPt hao jaata hO. mahanagaraoM ka jaIvana BaI yahaÐ ko daOD, QaUp Baro jaIvana kao doK Sarmaa jaae.

saIT vyavasqaa sao ijasapr baOz kr imalaI vaodnaa kao sakta.

IIT,

kuC baatoM SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM kI BaI kr laI jaae. yah ek AiQakar na hao Saap hO.[sa AiQakar ka p`yaaoga hmao p`taD,naa donao ko ilae ikyaa jaata hO. hmaarI halat ]sa batK jaOsaI hao jaatI hO ijasao prIxaa maoM hlaala krnao sao phlao 'iSaxaa' sao Stuff ikyaa gayaa hao. AsalaI SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM ka yaanaI vairYz – kinaYz Ca~a ko saMbaMQa ka Murder tao phlao hI hao cauka hO.phlao 'Cheddis' maoM Exam ko va@t ratoM baIt jaayaa krtI qaIM. vairYz gaNa kinaYzaoM ka Funda Session calaayaa krto qao. Aba vaao baatoM [ithasa hO.Aba Insti ek ABaod\ya iklaa hO ijasasao hma rat 11 baja,o ko baad baahr nahIM BaTk sakto.ek mahana saMskRit Aba Apnao ptna kao Aga`sar hO.

Aba Aato hOM samaanata ko AiQakar pr. nahIM nahIM Aap laOMigak samaanata kI baat BaUla hI jaaÐe tao AcCa hO. vah tao Aapko yahaÐ Aato hI sfiTk kI trh saaf hao cauka haogaa ik [sa AiQakar ka sauK hmaoM kBaI nasaIba nahIM haogaa. baat hao rhI hO prIxaa saMbaMiQat samaanata kI. Aap maoM sao iktnao laaoga KuSanasaIba haoto hOM ijanako Baagya maoM Vikramshila jaOsaa prIxaaBavana ilaKa haota hO. AaOr kuC ABaagao ijanhoM imalata hO S - 301 evaÐ S - 302. [na kmaraoM kao Aap Baya AaOr AatMk ka pryaaya maana sakto hOM. Vikramshila ko Aaramadoh maahaOla ka ija,k` baomaanaI AaOr jalao pr namak iCD,knaa hO pr yaikna maainae ijanhaonao S - 301 evaÐ S – 302 maoM prIxaa dI hO vao hI bata sakto hOM vahaÐ kI vyaqaa. [sa kxa maoM p`vaoSa krto hI dovaI sarsvatI AkarNa Aapka saaqa CaoD, dotI hOM. hnaumaana caailasaa ko baavaja,Ud AapkI Aavaaja, ek saIT sao dUsaro ko baIca kI laMka nahIM laaMGa patI hO. rhI sahI ksar pUrI hao jaatI hO vahaÐ ko paYaaNakailana

End Sem Special

GaasaI kI p`omakqaaºº tumaººº tUJakao maOM @yaa kh dUкºº maorI Do eMD naa[-T hOM tumharI AaÐKoM jaOsao T/O@Tr kI hoDlaa[T hOM.

AaiKrI AiQakar hO SaaoYaNa ko iKlaaf AiQakar. Aapka tao nahIM pta pr maorI maainae [sa AiQakar ka h,k hmaoM vaOsao BaI nahI hO tao ija,k` kaho ka? hma ]mmaId krto hOM ik Aba Aapkao saba camak gayaa haogaa. pr hmaoSaa yaad riKe ik [sa kOmpsa vaOkuMz ko vaasau kaOna hOM. ]nakI pUjaa – Aca-naa jaarI riKe, saflata AvaSya imalaogaI.

fr\ra. [sao kaÐTo AaOr e@jaamsa maoM macaaeÐ.

“nakla maoM BaI Akla caaihe” p`qama ica~a kI nakla krnao maoM hmaaro ek ima~a sao kuC ~auiTyaaÐ rh ga[- hOM. @yaa Aap ]nakI vaao 5 galaityaaÐ ZUÐZnao maoM sahayata kr sakto hOM? Santa Singh Aao ballao ballao

AaOr tumharI Aavaaja jaOsao hana- ka saaja. tumharo haqa eosaoºººº hla ko flak jaOsao. ptlaI kmar eosaI T/a^laI kao jaaoD,nao vaalao jaM@Sana ko jaOsaI. tUÐ calao eosao kao[- fsT- @laasa T/O@Tr KotaoM maoM Z,lao jaOsao. @yaa bata}Ð tuma mauJakao kOsaI lagatI haoºº ibalkula saaonaailaka T/O@Tr jaOsaI lagatI hao.

BaI Aarama nahIM do

Aba baarI saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar AiQakar kI. saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar ko Anausaar Aap iksaI BaI trh ko saMvaOQaainak QaaraAaoM kI tht madd pa sakto hOM yaa ]ccatma nyaayaalaya maoM ApIla kr sakto hOM. prIxaaAaoM ko iKlaaf iSakayat krnao ka #yaala Aayaa? pr Aap hI saaoicae [sa trh ko pqap`dSa-k BaivaYyadRYTa banakr Aap kr hI @yaa laoMgao? Aap jaaeÐgao jaaoSaaoK,raoSa ko saaqa AaOr pta calaogaa kI Prof. ko Anant Baya ko karNa Aap bana gae hOM 'Odd man out'.

sabasao phlao ivavaocanaa kroM hmaaro svatM~ata ko AiQakar kI. ek BaartIya naagairk haonao ko AiQakar sao hmaoM svatM~a haokr kama krnao ka AiQakar hO. pr gaaOr frmaa[e Exam Hall maoM Aapkao Notes lao jaanao kI svatM~ata nahIM haotI hO. na hI iksaI sao baat krnao kI yaa dUsaro kI prIxaap~a doKnao kI. Aap eosaa krto pkD,o jaaÐe tao Aap pr Hall d/aohI ka Aaraop lagaogaa AaOr hmaaro saMsqaana ko nyaayapailaka Wara AnaokaoM QaaraeÐ (DC!) lagaa dI jaaÐegaI. j,yaada huAa tao Aap saMsqaana inakalaa hao sakto hOM.

yao hO

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