Guy 1: Tell me if you feel the apology would be accepted. Girl 1: Well… what’s the “I” for? Girl 1: Is it a man or a woman? Tell her she is pretty and you miss her face. It’s beautiful. Guy 1: I think anything with a winky face will work. Let’s say you were an AI. How would you feel? Guy 1: (talking to self now) Yes, yes, that’s good. That’ll work. Guy 2: Just tell her naps are da bomb, you should try. Guy 1: I don’t know if I should try that. That doesn’t sound good at all. Should I mention that I know there will be some repercussions? Girl 1: Yes! Guy 1: How do you make a winky face on this thing? Girl 1: Oh my god Ryan, here. Guy 1: Okay, okay, I have to get to work so I have to finish this quick. I know there might be some penalizations so… hahaha Girl 1: What is that on your foot? Dirt? Chocolate? Guy 2: I heard you met Connor today? Girl 1: Yeah, he stole a plate… Guy 2: …and a bunch of silverware. Yeah, he had a handful in his pocket! Girl 1: You done yet, Ryan? Guy 1: HOLD ON! Guy 3: What the fuck you guys doing? Guy 1: Writing a message to Arturo’s AI.
Guy 1: So, the white stripes broke up. Guy 2: Because of the divorce? Guy 1: Actually they divorced before the formed the band. It was more just because that they just didn’t wanna ruin a good thing. Guy 2: oh really? I never knew that. Guy 2: This will make you feel better though. I never got to see Geoge Carlin before he died. Guy 2: There is nothing like George Carlin. He is who got me into comedy. Guy 1: Yeah I just got beat the shit in basketball. They started taking half court shots and stuff. Guy 2: What division where they in? Guy 1: Well honestly, we just aren’t good enough to play in this league. Like, we are good but just not as a team. Not enough experience. Guy 2: you know what you need? A big man inside. (Points to self) Guy 1: that wouldn’t help. Because we are afraid to pass inside. I’m the only one who gets the ball and drives.