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Welcome to LOST BAY CITY! A place for you, your crew, and the whole rest of your buddies. Lost Bay City is a crazy, insane little place with the greatest beach area ever, nestled between the Holy Shit River and the Hills Of Yo Mamma. It’s the kind of place where you can skate, jump and dance your ass off while chilling at the boardwalk after a hardcore night and heading out to enjoy the sunshine on your favorite stretch of sand. Where the skinny dipper greets the officer in the morning as they meet on the pier for a joint or cross paths on the boardwalk. Surfers enjoy the waves created by the friendly dolphins, while urban escapists and sun addicts will be pleasantly surprised by the freakily familiar atmosphere on the beach. If you promenade at our boardwalk at The Bay you have to visit the infamous Hamburger Stand and order the popular “Shut The F*** Up With Cheese-Burger “ (beware of eventual finger nails)!
restaurant is known for their poor food buffet, where you’re garanteed to be served leftovers from last week. Don’t expect any service, the staff has been holding the award for “The Worst Staff” from 2009 till 2012. They won’t bother you with their presence, so don’t even try to communicate with them. You can dice your room keys, find your room on your own in the 28 floor building and try to chase your dishes at the buffet. The Lost Bay Resort doesn’t provide clean sheets or tableware, so it’s best to bring your own! Here you can be sure to be left to your own devices!
Mad Beach, wedged between the Lost and Found Bay Harbour and the jetty at the north end of Lost Bay Beach, is a psycho’s
Our Beach has lifeguard-supervised swimming and surfing areas, restrooms and showers. Here, and at many other of Lost Bay’s most popular beaches, lifeguards are models who will take good care of you. Your wish is their demand, so don’t hold back! Just report to the main lifeguard tower, during regular on-duty hours.
slice of heaven. Here, freaks and geeks are not only allowed on the beach, but encouraged to come anytime, cast off their leash and run amok with all their pals. On the boardwalk, you’ll find upward of 100 specimens including freaks, hippies, stoners, nerds, slackers, thugs, bums, vegans, skater, trannies, tramps, and many more! Every night you can experience mayhem and hear frantic screams of laughter and pain as the sun goes down at the harbour. We highly recommend the Lost Bay Resort, if you concider a stay in our lovely city. You will be confronted with a lousy view from the hotels balconies to the bays dumpsite where you can observe the seagulls fight over their trash lunch. The Resort’s
The Lost Bay Pier is one of the few places in the city where you
can fight without a valid bay boxing license. You’re still expected to know and follow all the rules and punch limits, but there’s sure to be an old pro near at hand to recite them for you.
Before you head out onto the pier at the foot of Hang Over Avenue for a quick look, make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. It’s a good 50 feet trip, but well worth the effort for the great view and the sensation of watching people get crazy and seeing waves crashing on their heads. There’s a classic liquor shop mid-way out and a Lost and Found (your realtives) Office too. But only if your heart is in the right place the trip to The Lost Bay will take you through the Subconcious Hills and past the Blind Spot River towards the place you always wanted to be, but were always afraid to go.
Welcome to Lost Bay City!
If yo u travel through the whole world or you just chill in your vacation 24/7, a postcard for your family or friends is mandatory! But the cheesy, over the top souvenir shop around the corner just has the same old crappy or boring cards to offer?! But not in Lost Bay City! Our souvenir shop is just what youâ€™ve always waited for...we have the postcards you always wanted to buy, but never have found anywhere!
IT COULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOMEWHERE, SAID THE FERRYMAN
er of Lost Bay Founding fath
was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” v(“A Tale of Two Cities”, Charles Dickens)
There was coolness in the past. There were were 4 messengers to carry the COOL into the world. For every cardinal direction one. They were named : - Mr. Wheeler - Heavy Duty Jane - Gunslinger Denise - Dr. Ricky Funk Blast But they were forgotten over time, because young people stopped believing in them. Everything and everyone went uniform. But the trembling of the earth and the cries of the crows announce the rise of each one of these messengers. Dusting off their worn coats, prepping their weapons and sending chills over all the spines they lay their eyes upon. The messengers of cool have returned stronger than ever to tell of a time long since lost. Or maybe not so lost?
Heavy Duty Jane
Dr, Rickie Funk Blaster
Published on Nov 13, 2012
The First Issue of the AM Magazine by Fashion and Graphic Design Label Ashirov Martic titled Lost Bay. This issue evolves around the fashio...