VOGUE
VOGUE QUITTING JOBS YOU HATE Quitting a job you hate is by far the MOST SATISFYING THING YOU CAN DO, EVER. Yes, even more satisfying than throwing out old pens! A friend of ours quit a pretty fancy, high flying job recently cause she hated it to so much and we were so happy for her we almost started crying!
MINESWEEPER
USELESS COSIES FOR HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
Riddle me this... was Minesweeper an attempt to actually sweep your mind of any thought? We never once understood this game. We would look over the shoulder of others who played the giant games that filled the whole screen and wonder “What are the actual rules?” We think we want to play this game again.
Check this one out. We want to make one for our 50 inch flat screen TV so bad, but our housemate said we’ve gone too far. WHAAAAT! You can never go too far when it comes to hideous homewares!
SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY ON BOOKS What else is going to cheer you up? Buying expensive but cheap-looking shoes and handbags? We don’t think so! The best feeling in the world (YES! Even better than throwing out old pens) is finding a weird art book you never knew existed. Really, how is it possible you’d never even heard of it even though you’ve worked in bookshops your whole adult life? The best feeling part is that you managed to discover something new and wonderful which means the future isn’t as bad as you think it’s gonna be! The moral of this story is that buying a book is the most life-affirming thing you can do.
RATS-TAILS ON LITTLE KIDS We don’t understand. Did their parents force them to grow it? I mean, what kind of little kid has such an intense commitment to a hair style? Either way, little kids with rats-tails are awesome and scary. We’re scared to even look at them cause they might bash us up! But that’s cool, we don’t need to look at them IRL, we can just google them!
EROTIC ACCESSORIES Our main man, the super glamorous Grayson Perry knows what’s up in his bedazzled penis ejaculating cape! All he needs now is this scrotum purse and a pair of these dick shoes that were for sure designed for kicking date rapists in the balls!
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