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efore I’d even played “Transformers: Fall of Cybertron” I assumed it was going to be no better than Michael Bay’s overindulgent cinema debacles, but the game proved me wrong. Its charm isn’t apparent to newcomers. Only fans of the Jason Krell previous games in the series will be attracted immediately. The campaign chronologically begins at the end of the story and players take control of the Autobot — that means good Transformer — Bumblebee. The first level is a classic tutorial but without any of the context. Everything is driven by pure nostalgia. The controls are a little odd at first, especially the ability to shift shooting hands and, in effect, slightly shift the camera angle. Then, just as the player gets comfortable walking around and shooting their weapons, the game introduces vehicle transformations. This is immediately disorienting, but the caveat, however, is that the rapid transformations between human form and vehicle form do become one of the most enjoyable parts of the gameplay. After that first level, things start to improve. Optimus Prime, the poster child of Transformers, becomes the player character, and the story starts to make sense. The Autobots and Decepticons — those are the bad guys — are at war. The Decepticons, led by Megatron, ruined their planet, Cybertron. The Autobots want to get out, but due to their vindictive nature, the Decepticons aren’t having it. They, as usual, want to wipe the Autobots out entirely. Aside from cheesy dialogue and an abrupt increase in difficulty, things steadily get more enjoyable. More weapons become available and the controls are a bit more natural. All in all though, the Autobots prove to be pretty unlikeable, despite being the ones everyone should like. Eventually players have a chance to be the Decepticons. This is when the game flips the fun switch and becomes a blast. I don’t know whether it’s the superior character design, more complex story and motivation or more enjoyable levels that changes things so much, but it’s probably some combination of the three. Flying vehicle forms are introduced. Even better, more innovative weapons start showing up. There’s a power struggle over who should lead the Decepticons, a botched assault saved only by the player’s efforts and suddenly it’s like the Power Rangers up in there because Transformers start combining. There is some saving grace for the Autobots though. When the story switches back to their point of view, the player’s vehicle form becomes a damned Tyrannosaurus rex that spits fire from its mouth. It’s not the easiest form to control, but it’s so bad-ass that it doesn’t matter. The last level is hands down the best, as the player gets to control all the best Transformers on both sides of the war. Then, of course, there’s an exciting showdown between Optimus and Megatron that actually feels like a final struggle. So despite the story not making a whole lot of sense all the time, eventually, it is fun. Plus, without giving any spoilers, the sequel that it sets up looks immensely intriguing. As for the multiplayer, it’s OK. There’s an even greater learning curve but there’s a huge potential for customization. Players can level up their Transformer and unlock all kinds of weapons and upgrades, though there are only four game-types to use them in. It’s not the game’s fault for having empty lobbies, because competing against the likes of “Call of Duty” is impossible. It could be a great time if more people played. All things considered, the game is worth taking a look at. There’s no way “Fall of Cybertron” can keep you busy for a long time, but if you can afford it, it’s worth a handful of hours. — Jason Krell is the copy chief of the Arizona Daily Wildcat. He can be reached at arts@wildcat.arizona.edu or on Twitter via @Jason_Krell.
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Not every break is fun. Some weekends, all one can do is sit around while “friends” tweet about some party you weren’t invited to. This, however, is not the time to rot in the decay of your self-pity. A shitty weekend is an opportunity to rely on yourself for a good time. You can go to the bar to make new friends, you can take up skateboarding, you can introduce your body to foreign substances and you can make yourself laugh with some ridiculous and funny music. Check these albums out whenever you need to boost your mood:
William Shatner, Seeking Major Tom
Did you know William Shatner can sing? Actually, he can’t, but he’s been writing and covering songs since the ‘60s. Just last year, he released Seeking Major Tom, his third album, in which he performs dramatic readings of mostly classic rock songs. There’s nothing quite as funny as listening to Captain Kirk’s elegant, deep voice recite the lyrics of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody,” Elton John’s “Rocket Man” and even Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man.” And yes, he also covers Peter Schilling’s “Major Tom.” Most of these songs also have videos, so open YouTube, search for Shatner’s songs and laugh your ass off.
Tenacious D, Tenacious D
Now that Rize of the Fenix was released, Tenacious D is probably in the public mind once again. The same thing happened when the movie “Pick of Destiny” was released and its subsequent album came out. But now it’s time to let loose some of the fanatic zeal that comes with new releases and delve into the depths of old music to revive the real D. Their self-titled album was the ultimate mastery of comedy-metal, lashing together humor about Satan, band fights, sex and general gluttony. If you’ve heard their original self-titled album, you’ll revel in nostalgia and hilarity. For the new listener, the novelty won’t wear off for years to come. As was said in their 1997 HBO show, “Caution: The surgeon general of rock warns that viewing this band is equal to 29 orgasms.”
Less Than Jake, TV EP
Commercial culture is usually disgusting in retrospect, but it’s funny when Less Than Jake covers it. TV EP is an 11-minute album that consists entirely of commercial jingles and TV theme songs. For the younger crowd, there’s the theme to “Spongebob” and Hasbro’s “Hungry, Hungry Hippos” jingle. For the slightly older crowd, there are themes from “That ‘70s Show,” “Scooby-Doo,” “Married With Children” and “Laverne & Shirley.” Oh, and don’t forget the FreeCreditReport.com jingle, and then some surprises. Prepare for nostalgia-gasms.
The Aquabats!, Charge!
They were borne of a mad scientist, they fought evil through the third-wave ska scene and continue to fight dark forces with electronic rock — they are the Aquabats! With a twist of happy-go-lucky, punk style — no set form, humorous approaches to isolation, mockery of popular culture — this music is best-suited for anyone who appreciates nerd humor. Sure, the band makes appearances on Nick Jr., but toddlers can’t fully appreciate songs about cats with two heads, fashion zombies and Asians crashing into each other with rickshaws like a college kid can. Plus, the Aquabats! dress up in blue spandex to fight facetious villains live on stage. Their tongue-in-cheek, quirky lyrics and general silliness should get you going.
Guttermouth, Covered With Ants
Don’t tell your mom about this one. For an easy classification, this is hillbilly shock-rock. Like the Aquabats, Guttermouth is punk and very tongue-in-cheek, but dirtier and abrasive in a way that might cause a bar fight. Pissed off? Listen to the fiddle-and-banjo-driven “I’m Destroying the World.” Need inspiration to drink? Turn on “Chug-a-Lug Night.” You can also say “fuck you” to the world by blasting “Cram It Up Your Ass,” which features piano and only two lines of lyrics, “Cram it up your ass / I just creamed my jeans,” for the ultimate what-the-fuckery. This is the music your grandparents hate and your parents have always feared. One Guttermouth album, Gorgeous, has a dude licking his own nipple on the cover. Go forth with this music and blast it — and fuck what other people think — because you might be having a shitty weekend. You’ve earned a rocking good laugh.
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Get adventurous and discover Tucson’s best hole-in-the-wall bars K.C. LIBMAN
located just off Fourth Avenue’s main stretch and glows in pale blue neon lights. You may have walked by it coming back from a show at the Rialto or a trendy night at Congress, but you probably mistook its exterior for a less-than-appealing bar. You’d be wrong. From the Buffet’s $2 beer-boiled hot dogs to the cash-only bar, The Buffet is the quintessential dive bar. There’s little about the place that’s specific to Tucson, but that’s part of its appeal — walk through The Buffet’s doors, pick a dark corner, and get away from the world. In lieu of a happy hour, The Buffet sports their special “happy minute.� That’s not a euphemism for a sexual favor, however — it’s a twice-a-day special that occurs at both 6 p.m. and at the luckier 11:11 p.m. At 6 p.m., you’ve got one minute to order two-for-one drinks — pretty standard fare. But it’s the 11:11 minute that you’ve gotta be there for, as whatever drink is already in front of you can be duplicated for a mere dollar. Take advantage of it and order a pitcher of beer at 11:10, then do it again at 11:11 — you won’t be sorry.
For those of you in the 21-and-up club, the Tucson bar scene is a varied and vibrant place, whether you’re frequenting Club Congress on Thursday nights or wrapping your week up at the Auld Dubliner. But there’s more to the nightlife in Tucson than Fourth Avenue or University Boulevard — it takes a person of a strong constitution to wander off the beaten path and venture into some of Tucson’s seedier establishments. Dive bars don’t possess the class of the Playground or the social scene of Gentle Ben’s, but they do provide a quieter place to meet with your friends away from the chaos of campus’ most popular establishments. Whether you’re just looking for a place to watch the game on Saturday or need a dark place to be alone with your thoughts, Tucson’s dive scene surely delivers. Here, Bob Dobb’s — 2501 E. Sixth St then, are the three best neighborhood bars If you’re looking for a perfect to wet both your whistle and your appetite neighborhood corner bar, look no further for a night out that’s a little different. than Bob Dobb’s. Literally located on the northeast corner The Buffet — 538 E. Ninth St of Tucson Boulevard and Sixth Street, Bob The physically unassuming Buffet is Dobb’s sits in the Rincon Market strip mall
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THE BUFFET, LOCATED OFF Fourth Avenue’s main drag, offers local brews, booze and hot dogs.
you go to get buzzed — you go there to get “drinking man’s� drunk. Though its “World Famous� title may be up for debate, there’s no doubt the awesome drink specials The Golden Nugget sports should be known by everyone in Tucson. From $2 bottles of Session to $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon’s all day Sunday, The Golden Nugget’s seedy appearance will be erased the more that you drink. Kick your friends’ asses in shuffleboard The World Famous Golden Nugget — or pool, and broadcast your love of 80’s pop music from the classic jukebox — The Nug 2617 N. First. Ave Be forewarned — The Nug isn’t the place is everything a dive bar should be. in the Sam Hughes neighborhood. It’s a simple drunken stumble from campus to get there and enjoy its burgers and sandwiches — and get pretty damn sloshed while you’re at it. Bob Dobb’s sports a respectable beer selection, but it’s the outdoor cornhole matches and Thursday’s $8 pitchers of Sierra Nevada that really keep us coming back.
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If you are planning on entertaining a large group of girls, the sweet and tangy “pink panty droppers� is the recipe for a happy medium of “Oh my gosh, is there alcohol in this?� and “One more of these will be the end of me.�
*2 handles of cheap grain vodka *2 cans of Country Time Pink Lemonaade mix *Ice and water to taste
Loko Punch This recipe is not for the faint of heart — literally. With this ill-advised combination of caffeine and alcohol, the aptly named Loko Punch will ensure a high-energy night out. It is a doozy, so if you are rugged enough to survive a night after a few cups of Loko Punch, more power to you.
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This mouthful of happiness isn’t big in the party scene yet, but that needs to change — it’s called Gummy Bear, and it’s awesome. It’s sweet and delicious, but still potent enough to give you a successful evening without a care in the world. Come on, it’s the equivalent of drinking a gummy bear. How could you go wrong with that?
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1. Girls The main difference between your weekend and some “Lord of the Flies” nightmare is you are going to take girls with you. Girls are an excellent voice of reason when your inner lumberjack is released due to the combination of booze and testosterone surging through your system. When this happens, girls will provide such excellent insight as “Is a hatchetthrowing contest such a good idea right now?” or “The fire is already huge, we probably don’t need more wood.”
Break free of the dive bars, fraternity houses and sketchy apartments this weekend — take your party outdoors! Guerilla camping on Mt. Lemmon is both cheaper and more fun than paying for a campsite if you know what to bring. The Meadow Trail, off of the Lemmon trail at the summit of Mt. Lemmon, has some of the best spots. Here are the five essentials for your wilderness rager to ensure you have a great time and stay alive.
2. The little things As much as you like to think of yourself as Bear Grylls, sleeping on the ground for three days is pretty rough. Like me, you too have probably been raised in a house, with a bed and air conditioning. So unless you were raised by wolves, trust me — you are going to want to bring all of the luxuries you can think of. Bring a pillow, other food besides beans, toilet paper and whatever else you think you may want. Once you are on the mountain, it can be a real pain to get any of the things we take for granted in society, which leads me to my next point. Absolutely, positively don’t forget to bring… 3. Drugs Camp in a secluded enough spot and you can get away with murder, especially in the offseason. When it starts getting a little colder, the number of people camping and hiking on Mt. Lemmon will decrease considerably. This is the perfect time to go on whatever psychedelic nature adventure you have been planning. It is highly advisable to have a trip-sitter and do any psychedelics early in the morning, because the woods can get quite eerie at night. Have a blast and really get in tune with Mother Nature. 4. Alcohol Without alcohol on your camping trip you’re going to feel a lot like a colonial pilgrim and have just about as much fun as one. Nature is its own source of enjoyment, but when you’re in the wild for the entire weekend, a handle or three can’t hurt your chances of having a good time, even if you don’t remember it. Unfortunately, getting drunk in the woods also means you will be hungover in the woods. Hopefully you will bring lots of water, toilet paper — and enough booze for the next day.
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5.Condoms Needless to say, STDs still exist at higher elevations. Use your head and have a good time. Be courteous to your fellow campers and remember that a canvas flap is not the same as four brick walls. Unless you want your friends imitating what you sound like in bed all semester, you should try and be a little discreet with those girls that you’re bringing along. While you are out there having a good time this weekend, don’t abuse the forest. Take out whatever trash you bring in, disturb your surroundings as little as possible, and most importantly, use discretion and common sense. Don’t ruin a great time for everyone else.
A taste of Napa with AZ’s wine country PAIGE POLLARIA What’s the first thing you think of when you hear “Arizona”? Desert? Dry? Cactus? How about wine? Oh yes, all you 21-year-olds, get excited. I bet a lot of you didn’t know about Arizona’s relatively new wine business. Starting in 1983, some brave souls decided to plant grapes in the mountains outside of Tucson, just to see what would happen. Lo and behold, the vineyards actually took. So if you’re ever in the mood to be classy and drunk at the same time, check out one of these vineyards.
Sonoita Vineyards
Callaghan Vineyards
So who was the guy who thought, “Hey, let me try and see if grapes will grow in Arizona”? That would be Dr. Gordon Dutt, a retired soil scientist from the UA. In 1973, he and colleague Blake Brophy decided to test what would happen to grapes used to make red wine when planted. His prediction was that the sun would bleach the grapes and produce wine with poor color and low acidity. To his amazement, it did just the opposite and produced the perfect winemaking grape. This marked the beginning of the oldest vineyard in southeast Arizona.
Think of a dream you have or goal you’d like to accomplish. You know that dream you’ve always had in the back of your mind, something you know you could do and succeed? Well, imagine it being squashed. That’s exactly what happened to the Callaghan family when they planted their first vineyard in 1990. Arizona decided to do what it does best and strike up a record heat wave, killing a few thousand newly-planted grape vines. But the family didn’t let that stop them. They picked their heads up and the Callaghan M.O. replanting began. Since then, they have focused on planting assortments popular in the Mediterranean region.
Visiting hours: Open 7 days a week, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Wine tasting is $8 and includes a souvenir glass **Upcoming festival: Saint Martin’s New Release Festival, Nov. 10
Visiting hours: Friday-Sunday, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Wine tasting is $10 and includes a souvenir glass * New Release Tasting, Friday-Sunday in November offers a newly featured red wine, available for tasting and purchase
Kief-Joshua Vineyards
Charron Vineyards
Interested in sustainability and locally grown alcohol? Kief-Joshua Vineyards has taken on the challenge of making all the practices of their vineyard sustainable. Some of the practices they use at the moment are utilizing baby doll sheep as means of weed control and nesting boxes and bird houses around the vineyard to deter critters from ruining the crops. They also recycle old wine barrels by turning them into various pieces of furniture, such as high-top barrel tables, end-tables, candleholders, bottle racks and chandeliers that can be purchased at the vineyard.
In 2009, the Craig family decided to drop everything to pursue their longtime passion for wine. Instead of buying land in the California or Texas areas, they settled for a small, 9-acre vineyard located just 30 minutes from downtown Tucson. Charron, although small, has been climbing up the popularity ladder throughout the region, going as far as winning a Governor’s Choice Award for their white Merlot.
Visiting hours: Open 7 days a week, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Private tastings and tours are available by appointment Also offers a variety of unique tastings as per interest in wine.
Visiting hours: Friday-Sunday, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Wine tasting is only $5 for 6 wines and includes a souvenir glass
Rancho Rossa Vineyards Rancho Rossa prides itself on being one of the largest family-owned vineyards outside of Tucson. The small, family-type feel is exactly what they offer when it comes to providing hospitality to the vineyard visitors. Producing only 1100 cases of wine a year, they take their time to focus on their ultra-premium dry bottling. An unusual perk of buying Rancho Rossa wines? They donate $0.10 to the American Cancer Society for every bottle sold from the vineyard. Visiting hours: Friday-Sunday, 10:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m.
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WHERE: Arizona Stadium (Tucson)
Hill angling to make impact against OSU ... again KYLE JOHNSON
He may not be a household name for Arizona football fans, but receiver Austin Hill is proving he can be one of the Wildcats’ top playmakers. The redshirt sophomore led the receiving corps with 139 yards in the UA’s 24-17 overtime win against Toledo in his second career start, which included a spectacular, diving catch for a touchdown. On Saturday, Arizona will take on No. 18 Oklahoma State, and the Cowboys know about Hill, thanks to his breakout performance against them in 2011. The Wildcats will need him again if they want to keep pace with a prolific Cowboys offense that scored 84 points last week versus Football Championship Subdivision team Savannah State. “Every week is a new week. You’ve seen underdogs come and beat teams,” Hill said. “You’ve seen teams that shouldn’t win beat teams. It’s football — anything can happen. “84 points? It wasn’t against us, so I’m not really worried too much about it.” With star receiver Juron Criner injured in the matchup in week two of last season, the coaching staff called on then-freshman Hill to play and start in Stillwater, Okla., against the then
ninth-ranked team in the nation. The game wasn’t pretty for the Wildcats — they were crushed 37-14 — but Hill made the most of his first start, snagging eight balls for 128 yards and showing his potential with a big 48 yard catch. Hill was in his redshirt season when Oklahoma State dismantled Arizona 36-10 in the Alamo Bowl two seasons ago. “I was happy that I got to step in,” Hill said about last year’s matchup. “I’ve always looked up to [Criner], so it was fun getting to step in and help the team out.” “Since last year, even though I got to play against them and all that, I’m approaching this game as a completely different game, almost like I’ve never played against them before,” Hill said. Now that the offense has changed, Arizona no longer needs an outside go-to receiver like Criner. Instead, they’re looking for versatile playmakers, and they’ve been able to use Hill all over the field. “[Hill] is a smart guy. He can play all four receiver positions,” head coach Rich Rodriguez said. “He’s one of the
few guys who can do that. He’s a very competitive guy and made some big catches [Saturday].” The transition to starting receiver hasn’t come without some growing pains for Hill. He lost a fumble in both of his career starts, including one he lost on Saturday as he
fought i n t o T o l e d o territory late in the second quarter. Still, his talent has been on full display during his play-time, and quarterback Matt Scott has seen Hill’s development first-hand. “Hill has been getting better every day,” Scott said. “He’s a great player and athlete, so the sky is the limit.”
Oklahoma State may have lost stars Brandon Weeden and Justin Blackmon to the NFL, but the Cowboys’ offense, led by running back Joseph Randle and a powerful offensive line, will be able to put up huge numbers on most teams. In other words, the blowout win against l ow l y Savannah S t a t e probably wasn’t an anomaly. This puts the pressure on the Arizona offense to match the Cowboys’ pace and proficiency, if it wants to finally beat a team that’s dominated the matchup the last two seasons. That’s not a concern for Hill though, as the offense has the same job this weekend as it has every other week — to score. “My dad always said you put an offense on the field to score,” Hill said. “So yeah, of course every single time we go out there, we want to score a lot of points. If it comes down to [a shootout], we might have to score a lot of points. But as an offense we’re just going to go out there and do what needs to be done.”
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HOW ARIZONA STACKS UP
Recent history hasn’t been kind to the Wildcats in games against Oklahoma State. Luckily for Arizona though, the head coach Mike Gundy and the Cowboys lost their two best players in Brandon Weeden and Justin Blackmon and return just four starters on the offensive side of the ball. Surprisingly, the Wildcats actually match up pretty well. Not well enough to win, mind you, but the game might be closer than expected.
UA passing versus OSU pass defense
Matt Scott broke out in his first start under head coach Rich Rodriguez, passing for 387 yards and getting 74 more on the ground — both career highs. That was against Toledo. With Oklahoma State, it’s a whole different ball game. The Cowboys have some of the strongest corners in the country, as junior Justin Gilbert and senior Brodrick Brown combined for 10 interceptions and 25 pass breakups last season. In 2011, with Nick Foles, the Wildcats passed for 398 yards against OSU, but only scored 14 points as a team. The Wildcats have talent and height with Dan Buckner, Austin Hill and Terrence Miller, so at the very least it will be a fun matchup to watch. Advantage: Oklahoma State
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84 Points scored for Oklahoma State in its week one shutout victory over Savannah State.
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“They scored every time they had the ball. It wasn’t even a RICH RODRIGUEZ contest from the start. That’s what they get when they do what they’re supposed to do. They totally dominated.” — UA head coach Rich Rodriguez about OSU’s 84-0 win against Savannah State.
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If Arizona wants to win this game, it needs to run the ball effectively. That’s all there is to it. In last year’s matchup, the Wildcats ran the ball 21 times for 41 yards. That can’t happen again, but it’s easier said than done. The OSU linebacker corps of Shaun Lewis, Caleb Lavey and Alex Elkins is solid, and safety Daytawion Lowe led OSU in tackles. But if Ka’Deem Carey, Daniel Jenkins and Scott can get some yards, it will open up the passing game and the Wildcats will have a chance. Advantage: Arizona
This is the area the Wildcats need to pounce on. The Cowboys are starting a true freshman in quarterback Wes Lunt, so Arizona will have to take advantage of his inexperience. If the pass rush, which did a decent job against Toledo’s two quarterbacks, can remain prevalent, Arizona will be in good shape. OSU also lost three of its top four receivers from last season. Advantage: Arizona
THE NUMBERS
Oklahoma State leads the series 5-3, with wins coming in 2011, 2010, 1941, 1932 and 1931 by a combined score of 158-44. Arizona won in 1942, 1940 and 1937.
UA rushing versus OSU rush defense
OSU passing versus UA pass defense
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- Former UA quarterback Daxx Garman transferred to OSU in the spring. - Arizona offensive linemen Cayman Bundage and Trent Spurgeon both hail from Oklahoma, each about 1.5 hours away from Corvallis, Okla., where OSU is located.
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OSU CORNER Justin Gilbert (orange) had 5 interceptions in 2011 and will give the UA fits on Saturday.
OSU rushing versus UA rush defense
Joseph Randle rushed for 1,248 yards and 24 touchdowns in 2011. His backup had 666 yards and nine touchdowns. Arizona starts a walkon, a converted safety and a guy coming off an ACL injury at linebacker. You do the math. Advantage: Oklahoma State
Special teams
UA kicker John Bonano almost lost the game against Toledo, missing two field goals within 25 yards. He shouldn’t continue down that
path, but Oklahoma State might have the best kicker in the country in AllAmerican Quinn Sharp. Sharp also doubles as a solid punter, and the cornerback Justin Gilbert had two return touchdowns in 2011. Advantage: Oklahoma State
- Backup Cowboys tight end Blake Jackson hails from Gilbert, Ariz.
Staff Picks Oklahoma State over UA, 34-21
Coaching
Mike Gundy has an established system, a roster filled with his own recruits and a history of dominating this matchup. Rich Rodriguez does not. A few years from now, this might be different. Advantage: Oklahoma State
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hen Arizona takes the field against Oklahoma State on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Arizona Stadium, at least one thing is for certain — it’s personal. Losing by a combined score of 73-24 in its last two meetings with the Cowboys will do that to a team. Arizona has been run down, run over and embarrassed by Oklahoma State. In the 2010 Alamo Bowl, former Wildcat quarterback Nick Foles arguably had his worst game as a starter, throwing three interceptions. That game was over by halftime, with the Wildcats down 23-7 heading into the locker room. Then in the 2011 meeting, the Wildcats were unable to get any points on the board until the second half. Instead, they were pushed around by the dynamic passing combination
of quarterback Brandon Weeden and receiver Justin Blackmon, in addition to a bullying performance from running back Joseph Randle, who rushed 121 yards on just 15 carries with two scores. A coaching change has resulted in a shift of the Arizona football program’s mindset, but a bigger, faster and more aggressive Cowboys team still looms over the Wildcats. It’s going to take more than self-confidence to win against a team that beat Savannah State last Saturday 84-0 — a game in which the starters were pulled after the first quarter. The Wildcats are going to have to take Saturday’s game personally if they hope to have a shot at an upset over the Cowboys, who are double-digit favorites. “The results the last two years haven’t gone the way we wanted them to,” said Kyle Quinn, a senior center, who made his first career start against Oklahoma State in the Alamo Bowl. “They’ve taken it to us the last two years and we want to be able to go out there and give our fans a good show and play hard, and hopefully come out with a better outcome.” Arizona head coach Rich Rodriguez , although he did not coach the Wildcats during the Oklahoma State matchups, brought the games up at Tuesday’s practice. He did not
talk as extensively about the previous losses as senior receiver Dan Buckner, a Texas transfer who has faced Oklahoma State five times in his college career, did. “We definitely do talk about the game last year,” he said. “We talk about how we’re not Savannah State and we’re not the team last year. We’re a new team in a new year, and we’re just trying to prepare and get ready to play this game.” They can prepare all they want, but Oklahoma State is going to put points on the board against the Arizona team that gave up 10 thirddown conversions to Toledo in the first half. The defense played much better in the second half, but when they get pushed, will the Wildcats finally push back? “Our team is totally different,” Buckner said. “When the first play is played, it doesn’t matter what we did last week, last year, none of that. It’s all about what you do in that 60 minutes.” We’ll just have to see if the Wildcats allow themselves to be bullied for a third straight time. — Cameron Moon is a journalism senior. He can be reached at sports@wildcat.arizona.edu or on Twitter at @MoonCameron20.
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*Stats through week one **Note: OSU starters were taken out after first quarter Passing: Matt Scott (UA), 387 yards, 2 touchdowns; J.W. Walsh (OSU) 149 yards, 2 touchdowns, Wes Lunt (OSU) 129 yards Rushing: Ka’Deem Carey (UA) 147 yards, 1 touchdown; Joseph Randle (OSU) 107 yards, 2 touchdowns Receiving: Austin Hill (UA) 7 receptions, 139 yards, 1 touchdown; Austin Hays (OSU) 8 receptions, 77 yards, 1 touchdown
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f Rich Rodriguez has a secret filing cabinet hidden deep in the recesses of Arizona Stadium, you’d find me in the folder with the big, red “UNDESIRABLES” stamp across the front. I’m the antithesis of a football fan. My conception of the rules is vague at best, and while I went to my fair share of tailgates my first year here, last season’s terrible record gave me an excuse to stop going. In all honesty, I was just tired of sitting in the sun for two hours waiting for a team I didn’t care about, surrounded by sloppy girls in hacked-up T-shirts. I watch my fair share of ESPN, played tennis in high school and can talk about my aversion to Tim Tebow as much as the next person. It’s not sports I dislike, I just blame them for the fact that I can’t go to Cheba Hut on a Saturday during football season without paying $25 to park my damn car. But like any other wellrespecting girlfriend trying to win a couple of brownie points, sometimes you just have to play along. This doesn’t just apply to sports. Every time you at least attempt to have an interest in something your significant other can’t get enough of but knows you couldn’t care less about, that internal light bulb goes off reminding them that they’re worth it to you. It’s not about suffering through it, it’s about realizing that the early days of “We have so much in common!” only go so far before your interests branch off . We’ve all observed those couples who try to stop each other from pursuing the things that make them excited about life, introducing an element control that will only breed resentment not so far down the line. I’ve never understood those couples, because shaping someone into being who you want them to be is so much more exhausting than finding someone else who already fits your vision of the perfect, pseudo-cyborg boyfriend or girlfriend you really want. If you’re in it for the long haul, think of compromise as a lenient point system rather than a tug-of-war — if you’ve been calling the shots while watching TV during a night in, let them take over for a bit, and if you’ve gone to your favorite sushi place on your last three dates, throw them a bone and just say yes to Buffalo Wild Wings. It’s not about keeping score, it’s about showing you’re considerate enough to respect what they want before they have to ask for it. If you’re walking down the UA Mall on Sundays this semester, you’ll see me on the sidelines of my boyfriend’s intramural football games, cheering him on and doing my best not to mix up the colors. It may not be the big leagues, but Rich Rod’s got nothin’ on him. Have a great weekend, ‘Cats — football game or not.
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Let’s face it, guys and gals: You’re probably going out hunting for some action this weekend. Football season is in full swing, and your chances for scoring are high. Here’s how to make sure you don’t fumble. GRANT HULL & K.C. LIBMAN
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— Kate Newton is a journalism junior. She can be reached at arts@wildcat.arizona.edu or on Twitter via @katenewton18.
Shower sex sucks. Don’t let Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel trick you into thinking their “aw, shucks” shower sex scene in “500 Days of Summer” is really that fun in real life, because it’s not. Taking that special someone home, stripping them of their ZonaZoo gear and hopping under the shower head may seem like an awesome way to cool down and then steam things up. However, guys, it’s only when you’re trying to both please and not slip and break your ass that you realize you should have planned your approach a bit more. All that hot water is fun at first, but then it kinda becomes something like... Pool sex. For those uninitiated into what’s arguably the grimiest of all rituals, pool sex is what happens when you take an urban myth (remember in high school when your friend banged a girl in a hot tub and said it was awesome?) and try to make it a reality. When there’s a lot of water in a place that’s supposed to be wet for other reasons, all sensation is lost, and suddenly your little exploit turns into a submarine exploration for the g-spot. Also, pool water is disgusting, and nothing quite says “I love you” like a urinary tract infection — except when it doesn’t, which is always. Now that we’ve covered the unpleasantness associated with Aquaman-style fornication, we can move on to a much drier, yet equally disappointing act. This is hard to put in reader-friendly way, so I’m going to refer to this as something a girl might do to enhance fellatio with the use of breast contact. For guys who enjoy boobs (a very high percentage, to be sure) it would seem as though this act would be fun and exciting. Even for girls, the idea at its best is at least something new and can add another dimension to a stale sexual relationship — or some eye-opening appeal to a brand new one. The reality is the act is not pleasurable for boys or girls — it can create an awkward moment, not to mention the friction and chafing involved. I can almost guarantee that if you try this once, you won’t want to try it again. The next time your drunk self feels like this is an awesome idea, you’re best advised to keep things simple. Save the unusual shit for those who get paid.
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A CUSTOMER AND BARISTA at Espresso Art, on University Boulevard, interacting with friendliness and courtesy — just the way they should be.
Do not give me a “bro nod.” If it isn’t Starbucks don’t order like it. The majority of customers are college students, and
K.C. Libman The first two weeks of school are over, and you’re going to be studying soon. Whether it’s in the library or in one of the numerous coffee shops around campus, at one point you’re going to have to rely on java to get you through all-nighters. You’re gonna need some 155-degree no-whip-extra-dry double shot goodness — and you’re probably gonna piss off your barista. As someone who’s been that barista, here’s the surefire ways you can anger me — and how to avoid doing just that.
Get off your phone.
No, really, get off your phone. This is my number one gripe with any customer I have. If our eyes aren’t locked like you’re in a staring contest with your cat, it’s really hard to get your attention as it is. Put the phone down, put your call on hold, do whatever it is you have to do to get your order right and exchange money for coffee. It’s that simple.
truthfully, a lot of us college students can be total inadvertent douche bags. We’re still peers however, and a bit of common courtesy goes a long way with us. I’m not asking you to give me your life story when you’re in line, but a simple verbal greeting is greatly appreciated and separates you from the douche-pack that we have to deal with on a daily basis. It’s the little things.
Throw money, prepare to be despised. This is especially true for those of you that frequent the same shop for most of your coffee needs. There are fewer things that are sure to light me up than some snapback-wearing tool tossing his bills and change at me like I’m a cheap stripper. Listen, asshole, my hand is outstretched and is in the shape of a cup. Put your money or debit card in that cup. Also in this category: bills that are crumpled into oblivion can be easily unfolded while you’re waiting in line. It’s easy to do. If you hand me a twenty that’s in the shape of an origami swan, however, I may just love you forever.
It’s not likely that most shops you go to will have the equivalent of the heart attack-inducing “trenta,” nor the perfect equivalent of a grande or torta or whatever the fuck Starbucks calls their sizes. If you’re a Starbucks regular, then it’s cool, man, you’re just out of place. But don’t get snippy with me when that 16-ounce latte you ordered doesn’t look as big as the grande you ordered — trust me, man, it’s the same size.
Tip us. We’re poor. Dude, I know. You’re a college student, but you’re also paying five bucks for a cappuccino. Just toss your extra change in the tip jar and you’ll make our day. Regulars who do this kind of thing end up being the best and most frequent customers I have, and I always try to reward them here and there with the little things that I can give out. Coffee karma is a real thing and goes a long way — remember that next time you’re face-to-face with your barista.
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This weekend the NFL continues week one after Wednesday’s game, when the Dallas Cowboys beat the defending Super Bowl champion New York Giants 24-17. In addition to the NFL, there is a full slate of college football games, along with the Arizona’s volleyball tournament and club soccer.
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
United States vs. Germany (Tokyo)
NIYA BUTTS
The under-20 women’s soccer team battles Germany in the U-20 World Cup Final for all the marbles. 3:10 a.m. ESPNU/ ESPN3.com
Miami at No. 21 Kansas State
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Are the Canes for real? Miami gets a difficult early test when they travel to the Little Apple. 9 a.m. FX
Arizona Invitational volleyball
Start the weekend early with the volleyball team’s match against Iona at 10:30 a.m. at McKale Center. After that, there are Arizona Invitational volleyball three more matches on Friday, also featuring Lipscomb and The tournament starts at 10:30 a.m. with two matches and will TCU. The UA will be giving out free posters. end with plenty of time for you to watch some football before the Oklahoma State game.
United States at Jamaica
No. 24 Florida at Texas A&M
The Yanks play their first game since their historic win at The Aggies may not have an SEC caliber roster yet, but their Mexico and get a chance to avenge all those sprinting losses in fans are sure ready for the change. Before their first game in the the Olympics against the Reggae Boyz in this soccer World Cup SEC, they already displayed the trademark SEC arrogance with qualifier. 5 p.m. beIN SPORT billboards taunting the Gators in Gainesville, Fla. 12:30 p.m. ESPN
Bear Down Fridays
Washington at No. 3 LSU
MCLATCHY TRIBUNE
Colts at Bears
Andrew Luck makes his NFL premiere against a stout Bears defense that includes former Wildcat Lance Briggs. 10 a.m. CBS
At the event on University Boulevard., at 5 p.m. there will be The Huskies prepared for this game by bringing a live, caged live music, give-aways and other events. At 6 p.m., the pep ral- Tiger to practice. Will it help Washington get the upset? ly starts, featuring Wilbur and Wilma Wildcat, cheerleaders, the Seahawks at Cardinals pom squad, the Pride of Arizona Marching Band, the twirlers It’s an important early NFC West game, but if it turns out to Free tailgating and flag performers. Head women’s basketball coach Niya Butts The ZonaZoo tailgate will start at 3:30 p.m. and there will be be a snooze fest, you can still check out Seattle’s new gear. 1:25 will host the rally. free burgers and hot dogs at Cherry Avenue and the UA Mall. p.m. FOX After that, The Coca-Cola Fan Fiesta will take place in the same area.
Utah at Utah State
The Utes take a 12-game winning streak in the series to Utah State. The rivalry is the 12th longest in FBS history. 5 p.m. ESPN2
Air Force JV at Pima Community College football
Wildcat Walk
This weekend the Aztecs play on Sunday, so Tucson college Cheer on the Wildcats as they walk to the stadium from their football fans can take in two live games. Pima head coach Pat bus before the game at 5:30 p.m at Cherry Avenue, next to the Nugent coached UA stars Ka’Deem Carey and Jared Tevis in high main library. Last week they started 10 minutes early, but UA ath- school. 4 p.m. Kino Stadium letic director Greg Byrne said in his weekly Wednesday email that it will start at the bottom of the hour this week.
Steelers at Broncos
No. 18 Oklahoma State at football
Watch Peyton Manning join the Mile High club against a Pittsburgh team that is seeking revenge from Tim Tebow’s walkUA makes its debut on the Pac-12 Networks, so this could be a historic occasion, assuming the networks don’t go extinct like off, playoff touchdown last January. Former Wildcat Rob Golden The Mtn. It looks a bit bleak right now though. 7:30 p.m. Pac-12 will also make his debut in the black and yellow. 5:20 p.m. NBC National
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Wildcat Calendar Campus Events
BIO5 Ambassadors General Info Mtg Interested in Science Outreach? Want to forge connections within the Science Research Community? Come join us for our Fall kickoff meeting! Refreshments will be served. BIO5 Ambassadors is an official University of Arizona student club, dedicated to sharing the joys of science and learning. Thomas W. Keating Bio Research Building Room 103. 1657 E. Helen Street , 1-2pm. For more information, contact mozaeta@email.arizona.edu. Add us on Facebook! Search BIO5 Ambassadors! Harry Potter’s World: Renaissance Science, Magic and Medicine Harry Potter’s World: Renaissance Science, Magic and Medicine – a traveling exhibition from the National Library of Medicine that explores the Harry Potter book series’ roots in Renaissance traditions which played an important role in the development of Western science and medicine – is on display in the Arizona Health Sciences Library (AHSL), Tucson Campus, through Monday, Sept. 10. The exhibition is free and open to the public. In addition to the traveling exhibition, the AHSL, Tucson Campus, features a “Hogwarts Potions Laboratory” display that includes pharmaceutical materials loaned by the History of Pharmacy Museum at the UA College of Pharmacy (with thanks to Richard M. Wiedhopf, assistant dean, financefacilities); a collection of wands from Tessie O’Talley, AHSL information associate; and other items. For more information, contact Nga Nguyen, at the AHSL, Tucson Campus, 520-626-6125, email nga@ahsl.arizona.edu or visit the website, www.ahsl.arizona.edu.
Campus Events
The exhibit may be viewed Sundays through Thursdays, 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Fridays and Saturdays, 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Beverages and snacks may be purchased at the Java City coffee bar Monday through Friday, 7:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. (3:30 p.m. after Aug. 22). Please note: There is a parking fee of $1.50 per hour, cash only, Mondays-Fridays, 6 a.m.-9 p.m., in The University of Arizona Medical Center – University Campus Visitor/Patient Parking Garage; the AHSL, Tucson Campus, is unable to validate parking (parking is free on Saturdays and Sundays). The UA 2012 Lot Specific Permit parking lot on N. Cherry Ave., between E. Drachman St. and E. Mabel St. (southwest of the AHSL) has several metered parking spaces; parking in the lot is free after 5 p.m. Mondays-Fridays and all day Saturdays and Sundays. Free parking also is available in nearby UA Zone 1 lots after 5 p.m. Mondays-Fridays and all day Saturdays and Sundays. This exhibition was developed and produced by the National Library of Medicine, National Institutes of Health. More information about the exhibit, including educational resources, is available at www. nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/harrypottersworld UAMA Exhibition - ‘Master Impressions: Renaissance Prints’ The selection of master prints on the Renaissance theme was chosen from the UAMA’s permanent collection by School of Art professor Pia Cuneo. Available during museum hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday; noon to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday; closed, Mondays and University holidays. Children, students with ID, active military with ID, UA staff, faculty and UAMA members are free. Diane Hartman 520-621-7568. UA Museum of Art
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The Gaslight Theatre: The Phantom of the Opera The Gaslight Theatre transforms the stage into post-Revolution Paris to revive The Phantom of the Opera, a love story featuring goofy song and dance. August 30, 2012 - November 11, 2012 Address: 7010 E. Broadway Blvd., Tucson, AZ 8571 Times: Tues/Wed/Thurs 7pm. Fri/ Sat 6pm and 8:30pm. Sun 3pm and 7pm. Closed Mon. Admission: Adults $17.95, Students & Military $15.95, Children 12 and under) $7.95 Phone: 520-886-9428 Bag It Movie Showing - Free Admission BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Try going a day without plastic. In this touching and funny film, we follow “everyman” Jeb as he embarks on a global tour to unravel the complexities of our plastic world. What starts as a film about plastic bags evolves into a wholesale investigation into plastic and its effects on our waterways, oceans, and our bodies. We see how our crazy-for-plastic world has finally caught up to us and what we can do about it. You are invited to a free screening of the film and discussion to learn about current efforts to curb plastic bag usage in Tucson. Free reusable bags for the first 100 people! Friday, September 7, 2012 at 9 pm. The Loft Cinema 3233 E Speedway Blvd. Contact: bagittucson@gmail.com Carnival of Illusion/A Magical Journey Around the World Laugh, have fun, and celebrate as Carnival of Illusion presents national-quality magic in an old-world setting limited to just 35 guests at Doubletree Hotel Reid Park. At Carnival of Illusion, you’ll have a magical evening performed in an intimate old world setting. Whether you’re having
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dinner with friends and family or celebrating a special occasion, Carnival of Illusion is the perfect place for a fun special magical evening. Buy advance tickets at www.carnivalofillusion.com Phone: 520-615-5299. Friday, September 7 AND Saturday, September 8, 2012 at 6 pm. 445 S. Alvernon Way Borderlands Community Film Series: MAQUILAPOLIS, City Maquilapolis: City of Factories chronicles the battle of maquiladora workers in Tijuana to clean up one of many environmental hazards in their community. The film addresses issues of globalization, environmental justice, workers’ rights and community organizing. www.maquilapolis. com. Featuring a presentation by promotoras from Community Assist of Southern Arizona (CASA) about their work empowering community members to address environmental hazards in their neighborhoods. seriaz.org. Part of the BORDERLANDS COMMUNITY FILM SERIES SPONSORED BY THE UA CENTER FOR LATIN AMERICAN STUDIES. Questions? Contact Michelle at 626-0189 or michellek@email. arizona.edu. Saturday, September 8, 2012. Sam Lena-South Tucson Library 1607 S. 6th Ave., South Tucson from 10 am-12 pm. 2nd Saturdays Downtown September 8, 2012, 6:00-10:30pm Free and Family-Friendly Geronimo Exhibit August 20, 2012 — (No End Date) 949 E. 2nd St., 520-628-5774 Discover the man behind the legend in this visual biography of the mythic Apache warrior, featuring the rifle Geronimo surrendered to Indian Agent John Clum, and more at Arizona Historical Society’s Arizona History Museum.
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SO LONG SUMMER PARTY THURSDAY, SEPT. 13 7PM–CLOSE
Take a trip to Willcox to Apple Annie’s Orchard for a completely alternative Southern Arizona ANDREW CONLOGUE Comparatively, Tucson is a bohemian paradise in a sea of relatively traditional society. But even happenin’ people like Wildcat readers can only go to so many trendy bars or artsy shows without getting a little bored. Why not have a good, oldfashioned, down-home hootenanny of a time instead? If you choose to leave Tucsonan life behind for a bit, this weekend would be the perfect chance to do it. If you’re willing to take a bit of a road trip, then Apple Annie’s Orchard might be a good place to start your country weekend. Apple Annie’s is located in the town of Willcox, about an hour and a half drive toward New Mexico from Tucson. You don’t get much more stereotypically rural than Willcox. There is a Confederate flag outside the animal hospital. If you can stand leaving the urban scene behind, Apple Annie’s promises special fun this weekend. For the next two weeks, the orchard is having its harvest festival. Arrive by 10:30 a.m. and you can participate in the All You Can Eat pancake breakfast with hot apple topping or cider syrup. If lunch is more your thing, apple-smoked burgers will be served from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Then comes the fun part — genuine orchard participation. Free tractor rides will take you all across the orchard, where you can pick pears,
peaches and apples of all kinds. Pay by weight for what you pick and take it for your trip home, or, if you’re feeling mischievous, sneak a snack from right off the tree. If you’re looking for a way to cap off your day after apple picking or just don’t want to venture too far away from our beloved Tucson, there’s local country fun to be had, too. The town of Marana, which is located north of Tucson, has been holding its Bluegrass Summer Concert Series on the second Saturday of the month since May. This Saturday at 6:15 p.m. is the very last chance of 2012 to see the series. A 45-minute jam session precedes the concert at 7 p.m., which is being headlined by local Arizona bluegrass outfit Superstition Ridge. Check out the Southern Arizona Arts and Cultural Alliance’s website on the series for the band’s biography — but suffice to say, they seem to be the real deal when it comes to rough-and-tumble folk players. This jamboree is at Silverbell District Park, about a half hour from the UA, so it’s not too out of a student’s way to have a toe-tapping good time. Plus, it’s free with a suggested but not mandatory donation, and that ought to be a big enough attraction in itself. If you’re the kind of person to stay on the cutting edge of culture, go outside your comfort zone a bit this weekend and enjoy some folksy fun. The Tucson nightlife will still be there when you get back.
The end of summer is near and there’s no better place to bid it farewell than in the RA. Enjoy outrageous food and drink specials all night long. A special guest DJ will be on hand spinning hot summer beats from 7PM to Close. So swim on in before the party and summer are over!
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Food Specials: $6 Summer School Chicken Nuggets $6 Sunset Roll $7 Seaside Roll $725 Kaisen Ceviche $8 Grilled Beef Skewers $9 Bonfire Shrimp
Drink Specials: $3 Bud Light Miller Lite $5
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