Laugh out loud Too much analysis
Laugh out loud SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
Silver anniversary During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye. *** A fool and his money are soon elected. *** All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Job application A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
Recently retired... Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead." "How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing." Page 22
Published on Dec 2, 2011