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CHAAPISM THE BHAJAN BOOK


|| JAALI MATA || GODDESS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY


|| JAALI MATA || Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata Tumko is din sevak Maiya ji ko is din sevak Pooj kar paise mangata Jai jaali mata Fraud, dhoka, banavati, tum hi chhal mata Maiya tum hi chhal mata Jurm anyaye jo kare, sab tumko gaata Jai jaali mata Kundali ka vaish dhare, sampatti churana Maiya, humne sampatti churana Jo koyee tumko poojta chhal kapat seekh jata Jai Jaali Mata Tum gupt mai rehne wali, tum hi natkhat data


Maiya tum hi natkhat data Gair kanuni ka prabhav deke saralta karvao Jai Jaali Mata Jis dukaan mai tum rehti kala dhan aata Maiya kala dhan aata Sab sambhav ho jata, main income tax se bach jatA Tum bin kaam na chale, aish na ho paye Maiya aish na ho paye Khan paan aur rishwat sab tumse aata Maiya jai jaali mata Mahan jaali ji aarti, jo koi apradhi gaaye Maiya jo koi apradhi gaaye Usey sab samaj aata, dhokebazi seekh jata Jai Jaali Mata


Jai Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata Tumko is din sevak Maiya ji ko is din sevak Pooj kar paise mangata

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Jai jaali mata

O! goddess of counterfeit, the mother of fakemoney.Today oh goddess your servant, while worshipping you asks for money. Oh goddess of counterfeit money| Fraud, treachery, cheat you are a dupe goddess. Offenders, illegal activists everybody prays to you . O! goddess of counterfeit money| We steal the riches in a disguise, we steal them in a disguise. Whoever worships you learns the tricks of doing fraud and betrayal. O! goddess of counterfeit money| You reside in secrecy, you are a delinquent goddess. And you make illegal activities easier for us. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Whichever shop you reside in, is showered with black money. Everything becomes possible and I get saved from paying income tax. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Without you nothing would be possible, enjoyment wouldn’t be possible. Food, refreshments and bribes all come from you. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Criminals who pray to the great goddess of counterfeit money. He understands everything and learns the traits of treachery.O! goddess of counterfeit money.


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|| FARZI BAPPA || GOD OF FORGERY


|| FARZI BAPPA || Farzi Bappa aagaya,sabka kaam karwa gaya Humko Paisa dila gaya, sabko buddhu bana diya Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya Property humko dila gaya, jaali dastakhat kara gaya Humko Police se bacha gaya, humara business bada gaya Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya Nakli kaagaz humein deke, ghapla karna sikhagaya Farzi stamp laga gaya, kaam aasaan kara gaya Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya


Tumhara dhYaan karke bappa,bank humein lootna aa gaya Paisa churana aa gaya, loop hole dhoodna aa gaya Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya

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The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Helped us buy several properties, and get our forged signatures done. Saved us from the police, expanded our business as well. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Fake papers he gave us, and taught us how to make scandals. Fake stamps he got put, easier he got the work done. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Worshipping you O! lord, we learnt how to rob a bank. We learnt how to steal money as well as figuring out the loopholes. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done.


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|| NAKALWATI MATA || GODDESS OF CHEATING


|| NAKALWATI MATA || Jai nakalwati Mata, Maiya jai Nakalwati Mata, Chaturai se cheating tumne sikhana Jai Nakalwati Mata Raat bhar jag ke humnein parchey banana Subah uthke pencil box mein dalna Jai Nakalwati Mata left hand mein ek cheat kitaab, left hand mein tota tumhara Main street-smart ban jaata, side mein dekhna seekh jaata Devi ke sharan mein jo aaye,saralta se number paaye Teacher, principal koi kuch kar nap aye Sabko Nakal sikhakar graduate banana Aur sabko apne bhakt mein badalna Jai Nakalwati Mata


Pen, pencil, box sab sweekar karo Unmein apni Shakti bharo, aur dhongi tum humein banao Jai Nakalwati Mata Maiya Nakalwati ki arti jo koi dhokebaaj gaaye, Tumhari bhakti se ultimate cheater ban jaaye Jai Nakalwati Mata

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Goddess of cheating, oh goddess of cheating. You teach us how to cheat cleverly. O! goddess of cheating|Throughout the night we make chits. After waking up in the morning we put them in the pencil box| A cheat book in your left hand and a parrot in your right I became street smart and learnt how to look at my side| Under your guidance, oh my goddess, people score easily. Teachers and principals have no control over it| Turning everybody into a graduate with the aid of cheating. And transforming them into your devotees| Accept all the pens, pencils and boxes gifts. And add some of your power to them and convert us into fakers| A fraud that worships to the goddess. With her blessing may he turn into an ultimate cheater. O! goddess of cheating.


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UNRESERVED RIGHT TO COPY AND PRODUCE

|| KAAPI BHAGWAN || GOD OF COPY


|| KAAPI BHAGWAN|| Jai Kaapi Bhagwan Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan Hum copyists ko safe rakho aur badhao humari shaan Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan Jo Koi Bina license ke samaan baichey Uska dimag ideas se bhar jaaye Buddhi uski trigger kar jaaye Phir koi rukaavat naa aa paaye Jai Kaapi Bhagwan Tum ho piracy ke guru Tumse hi hai piracy shuru Ab mai bhi tumahri aarti karu Aur kaam apna aarambh karu Jai Kaapi Bhagwan


Gaane, film, software Hai sab kuch humare reach mai Niyam aur kanun ki badhaye Bhi nahi hai ab humare raastey mai Jai Kaapi Bhagwan Copy aur tumahri aarti hum kare sadaa hi Bani rahi ye underground duniya humari Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

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Hail to the God of copy, O! lord of Copy. Keep us copyists safe and bring glory to us. O! lord of Copy| Whoever sells items without license, fill their minds with ideas. Which triggers their brain and let there be no obstruction. O! lord of Copy| You are the guru of piracy, and it was you who started piracy. Now let me pray to you, and put my work before you. O! lord of Copy| Songs, films, software, now everything is within my reach. Hurdles of law and order has been taken away from our way. O! lord of Copy| Copying and your worship, we will do forever. Let our underground world thrive forever. O! lord of Copy.


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|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA || GODDESS OF FAKE GOODS


|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA || Mata tu hai kafi sasti aur sundar tikau saman banana wali Tujhe advertise kare ye duniya saari O maiya hum sab bechey nakli saman Tere bhakto ko kanun se bachana hai tera kaam Public pe tum toot pado, taki uthae na humpe koi ungli , Asli saman ki copy karke bharni hai hume apni potli Tu humari madad karti Aur duniya kare teri aarti Tere yaha hone se hua hai kaam humara aasaan, Nakli vastuey hui kanuni ye tha uska samadhan Hum jaiso ke kaam aanewali, tu hai business badane wali


Mangate hai hum dhan, daulat aur logo ka support, Tera saath paakar banana hai humko sabse bada chor Original ka kaam bigaadnewali, fake brands badane wali Tu humari madad karte Aur duniya kare teri aarti

EE Goddess you are reasonably cheap, nice and sustainable maker of items. The world advertises you. O! goddess all of us sell copied things. Saving your devotees from law is your job. Get a hold of public, so that no one ever points at us. Making replicas of original let us fill our pockets. You help us and the whole world worships you| You being here have helped us in several ways. Fake commodities became legalized that was verdict for all. Being useful to the likes of us, you are the one who expands our business. You help us and the whole world worships you| We ask for money, prosperity and people’s support. With your support we want to become the biggest thieves of all. Disrupting the work of original, increasing the works of fake markets. You help us and the whole world worships you.


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|| KAPAT BHAGWAN || GOD OF CON


|| KAPAT BHAGWAN || Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki Khade wo peeth dikhake, hatho mai pakde laptop apne Rehta kaha kisi ko na pata, par karta con jaha pe bhi khada Buddhi uski itni tez, dekha kisi ne bhi nahi hai uska face Arti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki Karao tum thug humse, hum tumahre darshan ko tarse Krupa karo humpe bhi thodi, aur do hume police se mukti CoN artists bane tumare poojari Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki


Churane do humko tum famous kaam, aur hone do usko kisi cheez ke saman Humko pakad paaye na koi, aur pakad bhi liya to kuch kar paye na koi Pooja tumari hum kare sada hi Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat

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A prayer to the secret lord of disguise, a prayer to the god of con and slyness. Standing with his back towards us, in his hand a laptop he holds. No one knows where he stays, yet he cons wherever he goes. With an extremely shrewd brain, no one has ever seen his face. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Help us con people as well, as we wait to witness your incarnation. Give us your blessing as well, as you save us from the policemen. Con artists become your devotees. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Allow us to steal famous works. Let no one ever catch us, and even if we get caught, let no one ever do anything to us. And we will pray to you for eternity. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness.


‘ Nakal mein hi akal hai’

THE COPY & FAKE PRESS


Bhajan Book Chhapism