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ANDREWAndrew T H I S T H E O F F I C I A L A N D R E WA N D R E W N E W S L E T T E R F O R J U LY 2 0 1 1

Happy Birthday America

This month we celebrate all things AMERICANISM in 3-D!

THE 4TH OF THE 7TH OF ‘11 IN 3D

USA / DPRK

Happy Birthday to the part of America that contains the United States! One of the great things about living here is that you can travel anywhere in the world even North Korea (they prefer to be called the DPRK). Above is a JPEG of AA in the DMZ with a DPRK solider. We took a week trip there for the 40th birthday of their country. We guess because the USA is 186 years older than the DPRK, we need to really set an example of how to act like a mature and grown up country! A-OK!

America is Potato Salad

We really wanted to do a splashy eye-popping-watercooler-quality newsletter in FULL 3D this month to capture The United States of America in all of it’s full 3D glory, but we sorta underestimated the cost of printing this newsletter in full color. Black and white copies are just sooooooo much cheaper. Anyway, after our weekly Wednesday evening meeting at Per Se, we decided that it would be just too damn expensive to print THIS in full color. So instead we are enclosing some wonderful 3D

though they all kinda taste the same. (except for German, they If you want to taste the taste hate mayonnaise) However, in that is America, take a bite out 2010 we went on a Potato Salad of Potato Salad. There are so Tour across this great nation to many different types with so find the best, so we are truly many different ingredients and experts of the Potato Salad so many different peoples seem Culture. We consider the best to have their own favorite, even to be the kind we make, and

glasses that we picked up from the Maison Martin Margiela store in Paris. (Hermès was sold out) We also decided to finish the newsletter while we were staying in Paris because the Hotel George V had free printing for anyone staying in the Presidential Suite! Lucky for us, right! So go ahead and enjoy! Put the glasses on for a truly amazing 3D experience without the high cost of color printing. It just goes to show you what good old fashioned American ingenuity can accomplish! ~AA here’s our secret: After a having couple of martini’s we tried to follow a recipe, but we misread the word pepperoncini and instead used peppercorns! It ended up being Totes Delish! Who knew? But keep it under your wraps! Drinking while cooking: our secret to eating!


Our Top Five Americans

Thomas Paine: amercian’s favorite anarchist, idealist, caused revolutions, only 6 people went to his funeral Preston Tucker: visionary entrepreneur, challenged the auto industry, reformed car safety standards, optimist Christine Jorgensen: first american to have sex reassignment surgery, media sensation in 50’s, outspoken gal Santa Clause: patron saint of capitalism, ability to slow time & space, helps the US economy in many ways Sojourner Truth: escaped slave, preached nonviolence, first black women to win case against white man

MIAMI BEACH

WHERE IN THE AMERICA IS ANDREWANDREW?

JULY 1 ~4

Martha’s Vineyard, Mass

JULY 16 ~ 18 Miami Beach, Florida

JULY 20~22 New Orleans, Louisiana

EVERY

TUESDAY AT 10PM ON LOVE/LUST

MARTHA’S VINEYARD

We are going to be there for the actual Birthday of America and States. We will also be preforming at the Vineyard Arts Project! We’ll be putting the FUN in FUNd raising!

There is a new hotel in Miami Beach called the Dream Hotel. We’ll be there preforming and DJing a couple of fun parties for the opening.

LOVE / LUST ON SUNDANCE

We are on this great new television show called Love/Lust. It is on every Tuesday night at 10pm on Sundance It’s a dream come true! Channel. Each episode covers a different subject (Undead, Social Media, Food Carts) and we are there to chime in with our witty style of unique comments. It’s so good NEW ORLEANS that if you don’t own a This is bonkers! We are TV, you better buy one, hosting a bartender quiz stat! also get cable! show for the adult beverage thats is called Drambuie. It’s during the Tales of the Cocktail® festival! Whoa Nelly!

REMEMBER TO VOTE ~ THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ~WE ARE ALL LUCKY

THIS: JULY 2011  

THIS: The Offical Newsletter for AndrewAndrew