thanatos (than-uh-tohs) Dun dun dun... Even though Thanatos wasn’t popular in Greek mythology, he was mighty in being the personification of what happens when you go 60 MPH into a brick wall. I call him Death. TODAY Uh... I’d be nice to this guy. He’s creepy, and you’re not too sure if he’s death or not, but he sure looks it. I wouldn’t take the chance.