hades (hey-deez) Hades along his brothers Zeus and Poseidon once kicked the Titans’ asses and claimed the cosmos. No biggie. This guy was the king of the underworld. Don’t mix him up with ol’ Death. He’s later. TODAY Guyliner. Chains. Crosses. Anything that could make you uncomfortable is his first choice in garments and accessories. He never talks, but you know he’s just a little teddy bear inside.