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BOZO’S GUIDE TO BEING A

SOUTHERN GENTLeMAN { concerning actions & attire }

BRENNER STANTON CLOTHIERS


Respect The Game

& The Ladies.


swag

is for boys. class is for men.


forks on the left, knives on the right, beers in the funnel.


A bow tie is always the answer.


manscaping is essential.


where there’s a will, there’s a pledge to make a way.


orange matches really well with blue.


arrive on time.


dress accordingly.


don’t be the only drunk person. don’t be the only sober person.


always remeber to open the door for a lady.


Be willing (and able) to cook.


If a second booty call is desired, walking her home is required.


clean up after yourself.


DON’T KISS AND TELL.


missing a game day, not frat.


BRO.


bros broski bromo brotien brodeo brohan brochill brosicle broseph brocean brotastic bromazing brofessor han brolo brosideon

bromance broba fett brohemian brotato chip brohammad bro montana bromosexual bromosapien brorontosaurs broseph stalin abroham lincoln brorack bromama brorannasaurs Rex unbrolievable


FLIP CUPS, NOT BIRDS.


CHOMP WITH YOUR pinkies UP.


It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere.


THANK YOU for being a

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Bozo's Guide to Being a Southern Gentleman