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I never went to camp. I went to REC PAC. REC PAC was essentially day care for 10 year olds in the Fairview Elementary School gym. REC PAC sucked. So everything I know about Summer Camp, I learned from Hollywood. Monday, April 20, 2009


Meatballs taught me that often, the coolest kids at the camp are the counselors.

Taught me that often, the coolest kids at the camp are the counselors. Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me two things: 1)When the kids run the camp, the camp is boring as shit. 2)Christopher Lloyd should never headline a film that doesn’t involve time travel. Monday, April 20, 2009


Again, two things: 1) Straight-to-video Summer Camp sequels are never a good idea. 2) Eugene Levy will do anything for money.

Monday, April 20, 2009


Merely reaffirmed the fact that I was (and still am) a fat kid. I would have killed to jump on The Blob. Still would. Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me that all girls at Summer Camp were basically sluts and that’s OK.

Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me not to mess with the weird kid at camp or else his mom will kill you while your hooking up with a “Little Darling.� Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me that hillbillies should never be placed into positions of authority. Right W? (Are Bush jokes still relevant?) Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me that no campfire ghost story could ever be scarier than the Serial-Killing-ChickWith-A-Dick.

Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me that although you will retain fond memories of Summer Camp, those same memories will cause significant digestive problems. Monday, April 20, 2009


Taught me that Summer Camp can be FUCKED UP! And made me wish I had gone.

Monday, April 20, 2009


What did you learn at Summer Camp? Or from Hollywood’s depiction of Summer Camp? Email me your knowledge nuggets at Alex@Blommit.com and I’ll add them to this list. Monday, April 20, 2009


Summer Camp Lessons