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Stock Photo Sushi Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


7:05pm

I’m really glad we’re doing this. I guess it’s a good thing you moved into the building after all.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Absolutely. I’m just glad you weren’t freaked out when I came by to notify you about my predator status. I mean, you cause one Amber Alert and suddenly you’re a “threat to society.” Haha, ridiculous.


Saturday, February 28, 2009


7:10pm

Hmm, I think we’re both going to try the Shrimp Tempura. But can you make sure to really get all of the shit out of the shrimp first? I don’t want to be staring at her all night with turds in her teeth. God, he’s so in control. That’s really sexy. Mom was right. Guys named Lynn know all the right moves.

Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


7:30pm

...hahahand then I was like “Oh. My. God. Did I really just puke on Steve Guttenberg?” It was sooo embarrassing.

“Three Men And A Little Lady” was fucking hilarious.

Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


7:48pm

Wow. You have to try this. This sauce just EXPLODES in your mouth.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

That’s what she said.


Saturday, February 28, 2009


8:00pm

I hope this doesn’t come off as weird or anything, but I really love the outfit you wore tonight.

Oh wow. Thank you. Yeah, it was all on clearance at Kohl’s. The pants can unzip into shorts.

Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


8:12pm

So what kind of music do you listen to?

Oh man, that’s a great question. The concept of a “favorite” type of music for me is so hard to nail down. I really appreciate any artist who is willing to bear their soul for the sake of their work. Music is poetry, and the more honest, the better. I love singer/songwriters like Daniel Johnston and Ani DeFranco. I also have a great appreciation for international artists such as Colette Magny. What about you? Who is your favorite artist?

Flo Rida.

Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


8:27pm

Right? Doesn’t it taste just like those fishsticks you used to eat when you were a kid?

This reminds me of the time I hooked-up with the Gorton’s Fisherman in Seaside Heights.

Saturday, February 28, 2009


Saturday, February 28, 2009


8:40pm

I probably should have warned you. I’m allergic to seafood. But oh well...too late now. Funny, the kinds of things a first date will make you do. Haha.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

I have crabs. You allergic to those?


Saturday, February 28, 2009


The End Saturday, February 28, 2009

Stock Photo Sushi  

A first date. As told through stock photography.

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