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BEAR BRACKETS: Semi-Finals Yogi Bear

Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.

Yogi Winnie the Pooh

The Care Bears

Boo Boo

Baloo

Boo Boo

Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo

Baloo

Bearenstein Bears

Baloo

Fozzy Bear

Teddy (from A.I.)

Fozzy

Teddy

The 3 Bears

Smokey the Bear

Fozzy

Teddy

Paddington

Masturbating Bear

Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010

Pedobear Pedobear


Semi-Finals

VS.

Fozzy Bear

Boo Boo

The battle of the bow-ties. Both combatants are extremely resourceful and will do anything to be victorious. In the end, what it will come down to will be experience vs. youth. Boo Boo始s extra energy and superior speed would be just enough to sneak out a win, and a spot in the finals. Winner: BOO BOO Friday, August 6, 2010


Semi-Finals

VS.

Baloo

Teddy (from A.I.)

Growing up in the jungle was enough to bring Baloo this far in the tournament, but it始s not enough to stop the technological onslaught that Teddy will reign down upon him. After blinding him with lasers and blacklights, Teddy would produce a hologram of Baloo始s beloved Mama. In that one moment of vulnerability, Teddy would make his final move, eliminating Baloo and securing his place in the finals. Winner: TEDDY Friday, August 6, 2010


BEAR BRACKETS: Finals Yogi Bear

Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.

Yogi Winnie the Pooh

The Care Bears

Boo Boo

Baloo

Boo Boo

Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo

Boo Boo

Baloo

Bearenstein Bears

Baloo

Fozzy Bear

Teddy (from A.I.)

Teddy

Fozzy

Teddy

The 3 Bears

Smokey the Bear

Fozzy

Teddy

Paddington

Masturbating Bear

Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010

Pedobear Pedobear


Finals

VS.

Teddy (from A.I.)

Boo Boo

Grueling bouts. Exhausting affairs. It all comes down to this. The final two combatants in the Bear Brawl. One, a young and spry veteran who始s used his years of deviously silent study to carry him to this final round. The other, a relative unknown who始s used the scientific gifts of innovation bestowed upon his tiny frame to reach this ultimate showdown. Who will be the last bear standing?.... Friday, August 6, 2010


...and the king of the bears is...

Friday, August 6, 2010


Bear 141 Bear 141 A shocking last-minute entrant! Bear 141 has a proven track record of eating people. The famed “Grizzly Man,� Timothy Treadwell was literally ripped to pieces by this monster. Even Werner Herzog, a man who pulled Jaoquin Phoenix from a car wreck AND was once shot in the stomach during an interview (AND STILL CONTINUED THE INTERVIEW) is scared shitless of Bear 141. I mean really. Do you really think any of these other light-in-the-loafer Ursidae stand a chance against this maneater? HE ATE A GUY. Nuff said. Friday, August 6, 2010


BEAR BRACKETS Yogi Bear

Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.

Yogi Winnie the Pooh

The Care Bears

Boo Boo

Baloo

Boo Boo

Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo

Boo Boo

Baloo Baloo

Bearenstein Bears

Bear 141 Fozzy Bear

Teddy (from A.I.)

Teddy

Fozzy

Teddy

The 3 Bears

Smokey the Bear

Fozzy

Teddy

Paddington

Masturbating Bear

Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010

Pedobear Pedobear


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

BEAR BRAWL EXCLUSIVELY ON Friday, August 6, 2010

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Bear Brawl Round 3