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BEAR BRACKETS: 2nd ROUND Yogi Bear

Paul Teutul, Sr. Yogi

Paul, Sr.

Winnie the Pooh

The Care Bears

Boo Boo

Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo

Baloo

Bearenstein Bears

Baloo

Fozzy Bear

Teddy (from A.I.)

Fozzy

Teddy

The 3 Bears

Smokey the Bear

Paddington

Masturbating Bear

Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010

Pedobear Pedobear


2nd Round

VS.

Yogi Bear

Boo Boo

It始s a tale as old as time: The teacher vs. the student. The crafty veteran vs. the young up-start. Yogi may be the favorite of the two, but don始t believe for one second that Boo Boo hasn始t been secretly studying his master, learning all of his weaknesses. Like Roddy Piper to Hulk Hogan - just when you think you始ve got all the answers, Boo Boo changes the question. Winner: BOO BOO Friday, August 6, 2010


2nd Round

VS.

Fozzy Bear

Snuggles

After snuffing the final breath out of Paddington with his blanket, Snuggles enters Round 2 with a decided advantage. But don始t count out the resiliency of the beloved Muppet, Fozzy just yet. Under that disheveled hat lies the mind of a madman. Fozzy始s got a quiet brutality, and he始ll use it to silence the cuddly spokesbear once and for all. Winner: FOZZY BEAR Friday, August 6, 2010


2nd Round

VS.

Paul Teutul, Sr.

Baloo

He may have been able to plow through the Care Bears in Round 1, but Senior hits a roadblock going up against Baloo. Relying on his jungle instincts, Baloo would tear right through Senior始s custom crotch rocket before the thing even got started. Winner: BALOO Friday, August 6, 2010


2nd Round

VS.

Teddy (from A.I.)

Pedobear

This one始s pretty cut and dry. Teddy would simply call upon his old co-star, Haley Joel Osment. There始s no way that Pedobear would be able to resist the urge to tussle the hairs on HaJO始s dead-people-seeing dome. After falling prey to seduction, he始d also fall to defeat at the hands of the little robo-bear. Winner: TEDDY Friday, August 6, 2010


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