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A tramp knocks on the door of an inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlady answers. “Could you give a poor man something to eat?” asks the tramp. “No!” yells the woman, slamming the door in his face. A few minutes later, he knocks again. “Now what do you want?” the woman asks. “Could I have a few words with George?” “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there travel in Asia.” Anon “Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.” -Unknown
A hotel mini bar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2050. This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say “Get a life” on them.
US Hotels apparently now don’t have lifeguards—they have life coaches. If they see you struggling in the water, they say, “Are you happy with the decisions you’re making?” and give you a pamphlet for a yoga studio. A man vacations on a tropical island, and the first
“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.” -Lewis Grizzard
“Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” Elizabeth Drew
thing he hears is drums. He goes to the beach and hears the drums; he eats lunch, he hears the drums; he tries to sleep, he can’t drums. Finally he storms over to the manager. “I’ve had it! Can’t you stop those drums?” he begs. “No!” says the manager. “It’s very bad if the drums stop.” “Why?” “When the drums stop, the bass solo begins.”
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”. - Unknown
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