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Iran could work with U.S. in Iraq IRAN could join forces with its old enemy the United States in a bid to restore security in Iraq. President Hassan Rouhani has said he will provide assistance if he sees Washington intervene in an effort to combat terrorism. But he claimed Tehran was unlikely to send forces, despite being ready help within the framework of international law. Shi’ite Muslim Iran was alarmed by the seizure last week of several major northern Iraqi towns by Sunni Islamist insurgents. Rouhani, asked if Tehran would work with Washington in tackling the advances, replied: “We can think about it if we see America confronting the terrorist groups.” Insurgents are trying to recreate a mediaeval Islamic state.

I PREDICT A RIOT! Prison bosses warn of overcrowding in jails

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BRITAIN’S full-to-the-brim jails are on the brink of a nationwide breakout of riots after government orders to double the number of lags in cells.

TROUBLE: Riots, like those in 1990 at Strangeways nick, could kick off

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By JUSTIN DUNN justin@sundaysport.co.uk

escapes in recent months. He was warned that fears of rioting in jails were increasing due to overcrowding and staff shortages. Cost-cutting has led to 16 jails “That is the reality of prison being shut down recently and life”, Mr Gillan said. The prison population rose 182 now staff shortages mean some inmates are being kept in their this week to 85,410, up 1,749 on cells for twice as long as they the same time last year. Official projections this year suggested normally are each day. that in a worst-case scenario, the Coupled with the directive to numbers in jail this month would turn single cells in to doubles and be more than 1,000 lower. doubles into triples, experts are Eoin McLennan-Murray, who is warning a summer of major prison chairman of the Prison Governors’ disturbances is in the offing. Association, warned of a “perfect storm” facing the prison system. Crisis “All the planning assumptions Steve Gillan, general secretary are based on smaller population of the Prison Officers’ Association, projections,” he said. said: “We have been warning And chief Inspector of Prisons ministers and the National Nick Hardwick has Offender Management said “political and Service of this ongoing policy failure” is population crisis when behind dangerous they were closing overcrowding in the prisons and allowing publicly-run jails. experienced prison Mr Hardwick told officers to leave under BBC Radio 4’s Today a voluntary early programme: “The departure scheme. situation is extremely “We said they were serious and I am very doing it too quickly concerned.” and cutting too Justice Secretary severely and that this Chris Grayling said was a crisis that would he disagreed, saying unfold. It has now there are currently done so.” 1,000 spare prison Mr Grayling has places, and he is had to contend with a PROMISE: Grayling promising 2,000 new series of prisoner ones by April.


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Hottie Hel in serial killer shock

HELEN Flanagan has been forced to deny claims that she’s a serial killer! The sexy model posted a pic of herself on Instagram to show off her new hairdo to followers (above). But the move backfired when one wag told her the ex-Coronation Street babe she looked like a crazed murderer. He wrote: “Sorry Helen Flanagan but you look like a crazed serial killer in a horror film sideways look sorry just in my opinion.” And now she’s asked pals to clear up the matter fully, just in case anyone thinks the claims are true. One said: “Helen’s not a serial killer. We need to get the message out there that Helen hasn’t murdered anyone. “She wouldn’t hurt a fly let alone stab, shoot, strangle or decapitate a human. “Helen’s rather keen people understand this. “She doesn’t want rumours that she dismembers people in her spare time to impact on her career.”

Model Cara up for sex scenes SUPERMODEL Cara Delevinge says she would “love” to act in a sex scene. The 21-year-old, (above) stars in this Thursday’s Playhouse Presents on Sky Arts 1 and says she would like to do more acting than modelling. In the one-off TV play, she plays a young woman struggling to get along with her great-granny Alice, played by Sylvia Syms, 80. Cara, rumoured to be dating Avatar actress Michelle Rodriguez, said: “I’ve wanted to act since I was four. “I’m not going to turn my back on modelling, I thank it for everything, but it’s not what I love. This is what I love. “I have morals I want to keep to. Would I cross that line? We’ll see. “If there is a sex scene and it’s a role I loved, I’d do it.”


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KATIE’S PAIN AS HUBBY’S DIRTY VID IS POSTED ONLINE RUDE HOT: Keiran and Paige go at it hammer and thongs in vid

Escort, 85, asked Phil for a thrill THIS Morning host Phillip Scholfield has told how he was propositioned by an 85-year-old escort! The silver-haired presenter made the admission on Alan Carr’s series-finale of Chatty Man on Friday night. He was describing how he and co-host Holly Willoughby were interviewing the lady – Britain’s oldest escort – for the morning magazine show. Phillip (above), 52, said: “She was adorable. We loved her. She was just like a granny, a proper granny. “She has four or five clients a week and when I asked her if she was busy the next day she said ‘Yes, I have a 10 o’clock appointment – but I’m free in the afternoon’. “When we finished the interview we went to a commercial break and she said to me ‘I’m if free if you’d like to try’. “I thought, she’s 85 years old, there are things you have to take into consideration. “If for any reason I got sick tomorrow they are going to think ‘He’s doing the 85-year-old’.”

OOPS! TOO RUDE! EEK!

AT any one time in a bar, a bowl of nuts will have 17 types of urine on it. That’s why they’re called peanuts – Jimmy Carr

Pervy walker seen w*nking

A RANDY rambler was caught tugging his todger behind an attractive blonde as she walked along a footpath. Andrew Bradley, 29, spotted the woman walking in front of him and slipped out his penis. But a court heard the footpath fumbler was caught when another woman walking the other way saw his erection. A court heard he was spotted as he walked and wanked along a footpath in Queensferry, North Wales at 7.30pm. The prosecutor said: “A woman walking the other way witnessed him exposing himself and indulging in a sexual act and shouted a warning.” Bradley, a labourer, told Flintshire JPs: “I am sorry. It will not happen again, I promise you.” He admitted outraging public decency and was fined £190.

SPLIT: Katie dumped Keiran after he romped with her pal

THAT CHEATING BASTARD’S SEX TAPE IS KILLING ME

KATIE Price is facing fresh heartbreak after her cheating husband was filmed romping with a porn star in an XXX-rated homemade sex tape.

The highly explicit 20-minute recording shows stark naked Kieran Hayler frantically bonking bongo flick star Paige Turnah.

Paige, 25, is seen RIDING the plasterer and part-time stripper, getting on all fours to receive him DOGGY STYLE, then eagerly W*NKING him and finally SUCKING him off to an explosive ORGASM. The recording – filmed in a hotel room and freely available online – ends with a shot of Paige too rude to describe in a family newspaper. Katie, 36, booted out Kieran after she discovered that he’d been romping with her best friend Jane Pountney while Katie was pregnant with their second child.

By JUSTIN DUNN justin@sundaysport.co.uk

Friends say the emergence of the sex tape is the “final nail in the coffin” of the relationship, which began in a whirlwind in 2012. Kieran, 26, proposed to Katie on Christmas Day that year and the pair wed a month later in the Bahamas.

Confessed But in May, Katie shocked her Twitter followers when she posted out of the blue: “Sorry to say me and kieran are divorcing him and my best friend jane pountney been having a full blown sexual affair for 7 months.” She added: “Jane pountney is 50 next year cloned into me with my help she is a whore , home wrecker slut.” Jane and her husband Derrick at first denied the fling but later

confessed it was true. Now Katie has to deal with the humiliation of her ex – thought to be still living in the grounds of their luxury home near Brighton – being seen online having sex. A pal said: “This is the final nail in the coffin, it really is. Katie’s been through so much, and don’t forget, she’s six months pregnant, too.” Kieran was Katie’s third husband after Peter Andre and Alex Reid. She gave birth to their son, Jett, last August. Paige has appeared in Television X lesbo films and won Best New Starlet at the company’s Shafta awards last year. She’s a self-confessed “animal” in the bedroom and likes to have sex at least twice a day. It’s thought the film was made six months before Kieran got together with Katie, but the friend said: “If he thought there was any a chance of them getting back together, he can absolutely forget it now.”

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CELEB EVER!

MP’s missus in big tweets row

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IN one corner we have a dwindling band of prudes demanding the end of all things beautiful in our national newspapers. But in the other we have an ever-growing army of celebrities who want nothing more than their sexy snaps bandied across the media.

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And we know which side we’re on! Sunday Sport favourite Helen Flanagan, 23, is arguably Britain’s best celeb tweeter – with her Twitter and Instagram feeds being constantly updated with raunchy snaps.

Spoilt And there’s still the mystery of Michelle Keegan’s boobs in the bath pic, which was deleted after six seconds and which she later claimed was the work of a prankster pal. Throw in the likes of Abbey Clancy, Kelly Brook and Rihanna, and you become spoilt for choice. One social media expert said: “The sexy selfie is here to stay – long may it continue!”

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AN MP’s wife who keeps Tweeting photos of her cleavage has denied doing it for attention. Karen Danczuk – married to Rochdale MP Simon Danczuk – claims the snaps, which have taken social media by storm, are just a way of celebrating who she is. The Labour councillor and mum-of-two’s pics have been praised around the world – particularly one where’s dripping wet in what looks like a bikini top. The caption that went with it read: “There’s nothing like a good swim to make you feel human again.” But Karen, 31, insisted: “It was a swimming costume! I’d never in a million years tweet anything in a bikini. I really wouldn’t. Never! But it’s funny how no one’s ever interested in my padded cycling trousers, isn’t it?” She added: “The pictures are not supposed to be sexy. “I am not an attention seeker.”


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THE VOICE OF YOUR BRITAIN You’re just taking the p*ss, fella!

KNICKERS TO FLASHING!

YOUR Sunday Sport has a proud history of sticking up for the underdog. We have always been prepared to stick our necks out to give voice to individuals the rest of the media world ignore. We accept people’s foibles, embrace their differences, celebrate diversity and positively applaud the bizarre. But even WE have our limits. And in the case of John Garfield, the nefarious pub urinal licking enthusiast, we must absolutely draw the line. Aside from the grotesque fact that he enjoys nothing more than slurping from the disinfected dregs of working men, what if his fascination for other people’s wee was to make him ill? What if he collapsed on the floor of a pub toilet having glugged a gallon or two of man-piss? What if he then needed mouthto-mouth resuscitation?

Michelle Keegan short frock ban to avoid upskirts By NEIL GOODWIN neil@sundaysport.co.uk

STUNNING Michelle Keegan has given up wearing short skirts because she keeps accidentally showing off her PANTS! But the sexy actress won’t be hiding her legs away in dowdy outfits – she’ll wear VERY short shorts, known as playsuits, instead.

Can you imagine? We can.

And it’s put us off lemon sherbets for life.

The ex-Corrie babe was in London launching her new clothing range when she made the revelation. She said: “I really like this playsuit – it’s great for nights out because it’s high at the front but you don’t have to worry about your skirt riding up because it’s shorts so it’s really comfortable. Michelle, whose tiny knickers were famously snapped by Sunday Sport dwarf photographer Papararsey Pete, told pals the outfit is the way forward. One said: “Michelle’s decided she shouldn’t be flashing her pants to all and sundry.”

Ewe’ll regret that lamb shank, Alan THE phrase “one might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb” means if you’re going to get the same punishment for both wrongdoings, you might as well commit the greater offence. Alan Carmichael clearly had this in mind when he was caught rogering the rotting corpse of a dead ewe in a layby off the A624. He claims he didn’t know it was illegal to pork roadkill. Well, he most certainly does now. This offence will badger him to his dying day.

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Niece work, Robyn LINSEY Dawn McKenzie and her sister’s daughter Robyn make a sight for sore eyes as they pose topless together for the first time today. As Bruce Forsyth might put it: “Niece to see you, to see you niece!”

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A STAGGERING 98 per cent of Brit women hate their guys wearing Speedos. Most – 70 per cent say they would prefer to see them in swim shorts on holidays instead of budgie smugglers, says a survey. Most blokes, however, are all for their partners flashing the flesh on the beach. Three-quarters like seeing them in bikinis while just two per cent want them to cover up in a kaftan, says the poll by travel agency On The Beach. The study also reveals that most men – 68 per cent – use sun cream on holiday, but nine per cent never use any.


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Fans sign up to stop Moz crying off A PETITION has been launched to stop pop misery guts Morrissey from cancelling any more live shows. Last week the former Smiths singer scrapped the remaining 10 dates of his US tour claiming he had a bad cold. But exasperated fans have pointed out the Girlfriend in a Coma bore has cancelled 96 gigs in the last 12 years. Website bablemusic. com has set up a petition demanding that the American government intervenes. They said: “With approximately 15,000 people at Morrisseyfrequented venues, that’s 1.5 million people he’s pissed off over the past decade.”

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I DIDN’T KNOW SEX WITH ROADKILL WAS ILLEGAL CHARGED: Carmichael admitted the gruesome act with the dead sheep

EXCLUSIVE

By NEIL GOODWIN neil@sundaysport.co.uk

WARPED Alan Carmichael has been dubbed the sickest man in Britain after being caught having sex with a dead sheep on the side of a busy road. Police received dozens of calls after the 46-year-old was spotted by passing motorists at around 10am with his trousers around his ankles, nuts-deep in roadkill.

Officers say witnesses described hearing Carmichael’s screams of ecstasy as he was romping with his ovine partner. And when they turned up to the A624 to investigate, he refused to stop his gruesome

What pervert told cops as they dragged him out the back of a dead sheep

necrophilic sex act, insisting: “I’m doing nothing wrong!” When police dragged him off the woolly corpse he told them: “I didn’t know sex with roadkill was illegal.” During police interviews the unemployed former musician said he thought he had found a loophole that would allow him to fulfil his fantasy of having sex with a sheep. Carmichael, from Chinley, Derbyshire, said he thought his act would be legal because his victim was dead it would not cause cruelty or suffering.

But police charged the ex-drummer, whose band Mrs Robinson’s Cat once supported The Soup Dragons at a concert in Barrow-in-Furness, with outraging public decency.

Fantasy He admitted the offence and is now waiting to be sentenced – but his solicitor claimed his client was trying to do the right thing. Lawyer Deane Simons said: “This is a case of a man with a fantasy he wished to fulfil but did not want to

break the law. My client was trying to do the decent thing. “He knew his sexual desire for sheep was illegal, so he reasoned it would okay to have sex with a dead one. “He spent a month walking around the roads and moors near his home trying to find a suitable receptacle. “Sadly his first success was in public view and he is paying the price for that. We are hoping the judge takes this into account.” A police source said: “When it comes to shagging dead sheep in public, there are no loopholes.”

Warney’s girl wants to do it in the dunny! CRICKET legend Shane Warne still enjoys a good BOWL – because his sexy new missus loves shagging in the SHITHOUSE! The retired spinner has shacked-up with fellow Aussie Emily Scott – a busty model with 34D bouncers. Now former international star Warney – who is definitely batting above his average – will be swapping Golden Ducks for Toilet Duck after Emily, 31, revealed her love of bog-based bonks. The top-heavy lovely revealed: “I’ve got to admit, there’s something about sex in public that really gets me off. “After having my fair share of outdoor action, I’ve become an expert at not getting caught – although sometimes

that’s part of the fun! “When you’re out and about, disabled toilets are your best friend. They have handles, there’s loads of room, a

lock and hand towels. “If you want something a more risky, then an unbuttoned fly and a short skirt in a dark nightclub should do the job.” The new lovebirds were spotted smooching outside Emily’s Sydney home last week after Warne, 44, split from posh actress Liz Hurley in September last year. But England’s old tormentor Warne might want to stay on his toes – as Emily also admits her love of shagging ex-boyfriends. She said: “Just because you don’t want to buy her flowers doesn’t mean you don’t want to bend her over.” The pair are officially keeping schtum about their relationship, saying, “We’re good friends”.

BOG OFF, SHANE! Cricket ace and Emily (left) are said to be dating

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KEITH ALLEN’S DAUGHTER LILY

PAUL GASCOIGNE’S DAUGHTER BIANCA

By JOHN FITZPATRICK fitzy@sundaysport.co.uk

FORGET cards, these celebrity babes got their dads something extra special for Father’s Day – years of embarrassment at the golf club after posing TOPLESS! But while their dads might not be over the moon at their sexy child’s moves, every other male in Britain will be made up!

RAY WINSTONE’S DAUGHTER JAIME

Aerosmith front man Steve Tyler, 66, has big lips but his Lord of the Rings star daughter Liv, 36, has big KNOCKERS, and she bared them in 1996 hit Stealing Beauty. Scout Willis, 22, whose dad is screen legend Bruce, recently went shopping in New York with her boobs out in support of the online Free the Nipples Campaign to get Instagram to lift their ban on women’s areolas. Bianca Gascoigne, 27, decided to flash her pair as well. Stepdaughter of legendary footballer Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne, 47, the brunette stunna aired her perky breasts during a recenty holiday trip. Meanwhile grumpy Keith Allen, 61, was no doubt wearing an even bigger frown after his daughter Lily, 29, bared her stiff nips on holiday in France back in 2008. And even crooner Chris de Burgh, 65, was left as red-faced as that dress he warbles about when Miss World daughter Rosanna, 30, went topless in Ibiza in 2007. Here are more stars whose daughters we’ve seen more of than they’d wish us to...

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A BOFFIN is accused of playing God after making a mutant virus that could wipe out mankind. Yoshihiro Kawaoka has created an even more deadly form of the 1918 “Spanish flu” that killed tens of millions of people. His experiments will lead to better flu vaccines, he claims, but some experts fear the genetically altered virus might escape and wipe out humanity. But Dr Kawaoka, of the University of Wisconsin, said: “The risk exists in nature already.” He has tweaked the deadly HN51 swine flu virus that killed hundreds of people in Asia so that it can be more easily passed on to humans. One expert added: “This is a disaster waiting to happen. This man is playing God.”


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Insomnia Cafe brings in The Readies after name change OUR favourite telly shows could have flopped if creators had stuck with the original programme name, a study shows. Experts at Dave found 10 of the most successful shows in the UK would have been ‘more likely to have faded into nothingness’ if the working title hadn’t been changed at the last minute. Top of the list (below) is Friends, which was called Insomnia Cafe before it aired in 1994, followed by Coronation Street, which was due to be aired as Florizel Street when it began back in 1960.

1 Friends (Insomnia Cafe) 2 Coronation Street (Florizel Street) 3 Porridge (Prisoner & Escort) 4 Only Fools and Horses (The Readies) 5 Dynasty (Oil) 6 Roseanne (Life & Stuff) 7 Lost (Nowhere) 8 Life on Mars (Ford Granada) 9 Happy Days (New Family in Town) 10 Married with Children (Not The Cosby Show)

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FEND OF BOJO LONDON Mayor Boris Johnson has revealed his weapons of choice to fight off ZOMBIES… tweeting that he’d use a tennis racket or bicycle pump to fend them off.

By JUSTIN DUNN justin@sundaysport.co.uk

IT’S just after 10pm and the group of Brit girl tourists are looking forward to hitting the Tenerife nightlife hard. Dressed to impress and ready to dance off their spag bol supper, they look like any other gang of pals ready to let their hair down a little.

But less than TWO HOURS later the same group are stripped down to just their KNICKERS while performing steamy topless pole dances at a downtown bar in the notorious party town of Playas de las Americas. After downing toxic levels of Jagermeister and absinthe shots, one the girls – believed to be on a hen weekend from Grimsby – peel down to their white pants. To cheers from punters, they pole dance before whipping off their drawers for their fanny-flashing finale. One local said: “These Engleesh girls, they are crazy. But I-ah hope very much to take one of the fat ones home to make big f*** to tonight.”


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20-PHWOAR! Handyman filmed client in shower

A HANDYMAN turned Peeping Tom secretly filmed a woman in the shower after she hired him to fix a leak at her home. Samuel Horsley, 23, spied on the woman with his mobile as she bathed in the next room. After she turned on the water, she heard the dad-of-one moving around her house then go into the toilet room next to her bathroom. She then spotted a small, black object through a tiny gap in the wall and realised it was a phone. The furious woman shouted out him and ordered him out of her house in Rochester, Kent before calling cops. Horsley, from Chatham, Kent, was charged with voyeurism after three deleted videos were found on his phone. At Medway Magistrates’ Court he admitted the offence and handed a 12-month community order with 100 hours of unpaid work.

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LOOK at Miranda Raison – star of top telly show 20-PHWOAR! The 33-year-old plays prim Prime Minister’s aide Caroline Fowlds in the current Sky One series. But back in 1999 she flashed her boobs while playing a young Marianne Faithfull in the TV movie Suzy Q. One 24 source said: “She’s a cracker.�

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A GROUP of police officers are under investigation after pics of them with their faces painted black appeared on social media. The coppers with faces smeared with black make-up, beam exaggerated grins from under frizzy-haired wigs in the series of online photos. But the images – featuring suburban Paris police officers – reached black rights’ groups yesterday and all the men have been suspended from duties.

‘Row’ man set himself alight A PATIENT died after setting himself on fire at a dentist surgery to ‘make a point’ following a row with a receptionist, an inquest heard. A witness heard Anthony John Chase, 66, saying ‘In the event of a fire please evacuate the building’ moments before setting himself alight. The coroner in Mr Chase’s home town of Chichester determined he died from extensive burn injuries sustained by his own deliberate actions.

SISTER ACT: Linsey and Alyson (far right) go topless together on old photoshoot

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SHE’S the busty pin-up who became a topless model legend. And now Linsey Dawn McKenzie unleashes another brunette into the glamour world – her gorgeous young NIECE! Say hello to gorgeous Robyn McKenzie, 21, who

is the daughter of Linsey’s older sister Alyson, 40. Robyn, from Croydon, Surrey, today makes her BOOBS-OUT debut and told us: “I’ve grown up with people talking about modelling assignments, and it’s something I’ve always dreamed about doing myself.

“Aunty Linsey has been such a help for me – she taught me how to pose and what lingerie to wear. “Now I want to make a name for myself in this industry, just like my aunt and my mum have done.” While Linsey, a 36F, has had her boobs reduced and enhanced, Robyn is an all-natural 30D. Linsey gushed: “I for one am predicting big things for Robyn!”


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EXCLUSIVE By JUSTIN DUNN justin@sundaysport.co.uk

APPLE-cheeked Olive Cumpstey was the epitome of a grandmother of six – arranging church flowers by day, embroidering quilt covers in the evenings. But her cuddly image shattered last week after she was convicted of DROWNING a young neighbour’s puppy.

Evil Cumpstey, 83, shoved the threemonth-old mongrel into her garden rain bucket and held the struggling animal underwater until it stopped squirming, magistrates in East Anglia were told. The former tax inspector was “furious that the dog’s owner, a boy of eight who lived next door, kept on kicking his ball into her garden”, the court heard. The crime only emerged when the boy, searching for the puppy, called Spot, saw the dog’s body floating lifeless in Olive’s bucket. Smirking Cumpstey had denied the charge, which brought gasps throughout the shocked courtroom when she entered her

MOST GRAN EVER! Olive, 83, drowned boy’s puppy for kicking his ball in her garden

not guilty plea. JPs however found her guilty of wanton destruction of an animal, confiscated

her passport and bailed her till August for sentencing. One family member said: “She’s pure evil.”

Spider-Man statue ready for Green Goblin A STATUE of Spider-Man with a huge ERECTION has been taken down from a busy shopping precinct. The sculpture of Peter Parker dangling upside down with a big bulge in his Spandex costume was made by artist Eunsuk Yoo. Yoo hoped to ‘naturalise the superhero in a comical way’, by giving him a boner. But when the over-excited

wall-crawler was installed in the Lotte Shopping Centre in Busan, South Korea, it quickly raised hundreds of complaints.

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And he discovered Alan Snr, 56, and Janet Horsfield, 27, have been having an affair for six months – right under his nose. Describing the moment By JUSTIN DUNN he found his bride naked and riding his dad the justin@sundaysport.co.uk disgusted 32-year-old Brummie said: “They marriage from beautician were doing it in the bed and girlfriend of five where we should have years Janet annulled. Alan Snr, a printer had our first shag as from Birmingham, has man and wife. “Instead there was my since written to his son new wife doing my dad to explain his actions. But Alan says he reverse cowboy. “She’d been missing wants the world to know for about half an hour so what a horrible father I went up to our room to and evil wife he has. He added: “It may be check on her. That’s Father’s Day but I don’t when I found them.” want anything to do Alan, whose mother Irene died ten years ago, with mine again. “A friend’s since told fled the room and the hotel and hasn’t spoken me they had been at it for six months. It’s the to either of them since. He is now getting his ultimate betrayal.”


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IT’S been the scene for murders, bus crashes, eating disorders and even one character being obliterated by a speeding train. But what’s truly shocking about Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks is how many of the female cast members boast a sensational TOPLESS past!

JORGIE PORTER (Theresa McQueen)

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Because the 54-year-old former bricklayer has the vilest hobby in all of God’s Creation: He LICKS pub urinals!

And not the sweet-smelling, well-scrubbed piss-drains you find in the parish’s lovelier hostelries. Garfield, of Crewe, Cheshire, loves nothing more than to run his tongue over the stained, reeking and fly-buzzed troughs in the sort of fighty pubs frequented by quivering dipsomaniacs and women of low repute. Needless to say, his pastime does not meet with the wholehearted approval of all who witness it and Garfield has been

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at the centre of several bloody conflagrations over recent years. Now the courts have moved to stop Garfield’s provocative antics. Tired of handing down repeated small fines for public order offences, magistrates last week issued an ASBO banning

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Garfield from EVERY pub in Britain. Using powers normally deployed to tackle habitual drunkards and those who become violently unruly in drink, they warned sick Garfield that he faces JAIL if he enters any licensed premises in the next two years. Last night the embittered oddball raged against his penalty. He said: “I never did anyone any harm. I was always the victim. “People may not understand what I do but that is not my problem. “I feel that my right to enjoy a family life has been compromised by this ASBO and, as such, is contrary to the Human Rights Act. “I shall find a solicitor to pursue my case. That’s proving a little difficult at the moment as most of the lawyers I’ve approached so far refuse to take my predicament seriously.”

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NEWLY single actress Gwyneth Paltrow claims water has “feelings” and we shouldn’t speak negatively to it, about it or around it. Someone needs to give her a good finger blasting to stop this deranged over-thinking. I mean, who would seriously listen to “spiritual” claims from a woman who named her kids Fish and Chips? IN other news, Chezza Cole’s BGT performance has mysteriously disappeared off YouTube. Thank f*** for that. I felt like a rhino had shat on my brain after watching it.

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Yesterday on beach next to England camp Pool float shagger is sunk again A MAN has been arrested after he was caught having sex with a pool float – for the third time! Police said Edwin Tobergta, 35, was seen having simulated sex with a pink life raft on a busy road in Hamilton, Ohio. Witnesses claim Tobergta was nude and in view of nearby businesses and passing cars. According to police records, Tobergta was arrested in 2011 for having sex with his neighbour’s pool float. In 2013 he pleaded guilty to to public indecency and was jailed for 11 months after “having sexual relations with a pool float” within view of children.

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Pooping Tom behind bars A SERIAL Peeping Tom has been sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison for taking hundreds of photographs and videos of women taking a dump. Joshua Vohs, from Grand Junction, Colorado, who has two previous convictions for taking pictures up women’s skirts, hid a camera inside a portable loo at a local park. When a teenage girl noticed the camera and described a man she had seen acting suspiciously, cops tracked down Vohs. They raided his home and found 175 photos and 25 videos of women urinating and defecating.

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SO the World Cup has begun and we’re certainly getting into the spirit of things here at Tips on Tits! France take on Honduras today and we’re backing Le Blues to do the business. With the likes of Oliver Giroud, Antoine Griezmann and Karim Benzema in their side, I can see France being too strong for the South American side.

TIP OF THE WEEK ARGENTINA face Bosnia-Herzegovina this evening who will be making their first ever appearance in the World Cup finals. Argentina go into the tournament as second favourites to win it and I can see them scoring a bag of goals in this game! This week I’m backing Argentina and France to both win at Evens at bet365.

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I’ve lived on smack, meth and Tizer for THREE years & I’ve NEVER had a cold A MAN who has lived off Tizer for the last three years says his diet should be NHS approved – because he’s NEVER been ill!

1 (I Can’t Help) Falling In Love With You – UB40 2 All That She Wants – Ace Of Base 3 Two Princes – Spin Doctors 4 Sweat (A La La La La Long) – Inner Circle 5 Three Little Pigs – Green Jelly 6 What Is Love – Haddaway 7 Can You Forgive Her – Pet Shop Boys 8 Shout (It Out) – Louchie Lou And Michie One 9 In All The Right Places – Lisa Stanstead 10 Do You See The Light (Looking For) – Snap! ft. Niki Haris

Unemployed butcher James Martin quit eating solid food when the last of his teeth fell out, and he

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reckons a combo of heroin, methamphetamine and the sugary drink has given his immune system a boost. The 62-year-old, whose sausages were once praised by the Duke of Edinburgh, says he starts every day in

his south London flat with a litre of Tizer, followed by a smoke of heroin. He said: “This chills me out until I have to get the energy up to go and score again at around 3pm. “So that’s when I get my pipe out and smoke a spot of meth, which gets me hyped up enough to hit the streets. When I get back to

the flat, it’s more Tizer and some brown before bed. “I’ve been doing that like clockwork for three years and never once missed a day through being ill.” Mr Martin, who hasn’t worked since his butchers shop went bust in 1998, added: “I’m living proof this diet works. Doctors should be prescribing this.”

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IT’S no wonder Tom Cruise keeps coming back from the dead in new movie Edge of Tomorrow – check out his busty co-star’s boobs! Emily Blunt plays Rita Vrataski – a super soldier who helps Tom, 51, take on tentacled baddies in the sci-fi war thriller. Cruise plays William Cage, who dies during a major offensive and then wakes up the morning before…over and over again.

Gawp And who wouldn’t come back from beyond the grave to gawp at 31-year-old Emily’s knockers?

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COPS in Tehran banned cafes and restaurants from screening World Cup games two days before the tournament was due to kick off. The ruling comes after police said mixed-gender cinemas wouldn’t be allowed to show matches and the Iranian Cinema Owners Association said it wouldn’t hold separate screenings.

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Attraction “It’s all about reverse psychology with me. “If I’m with a guy and he tells me we’re not having sex, I’m like, ‘F***ing right, we are!’” The 36FF stunna, from Thornaby, near Middlesbrough, added: “I always want what I can’t have. I’m hot on quantum physics, too – the law of attraction. “I read books on how you can attract anything into your

TAIWAN A CONTENDER for the world’s most ridiculous dining accessory has emerged from Taiwan - the fold-away napkin table. It comes with straps at either end, to be placed around the neck, suspending the table between two people, with enough space for two plates, cups and pockets to hold cutlery.

A MAN from Tennessee has been charged with dismembering and eating a woman. Police say Gregory Hale, 37, confessed to killing Lisa Marie Hyder, telling authorities he beheaded her and cut off her hands and feet before placing them in plastic buckets.

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LOOKS like I’ve been passed over for the Queen’s Birthday Honours list yet again, in spite of the fact that I’ve kept my nose relatively clean for the past 12 months. My probation officer told me that if I could keep out of trouble, she’d be happy to nominate me for a CBE as a reward for all my hard earned efforts. I still maintain that my criminal record should be unblemished – that horse already had a hard on when I started tossing it off. Probably my own fault for filming it on my phone and sticking it on YouTube. But if Her Majesty doesn’t want to reward ordinary hardworking citizens who are trying to turn their lives around, then that’s her problem. My ban from the Trooping The Colour parade ended yesterday and I’ll be there this time next year, armed with some surgical gloves and bucket of warm lard. Those stallions are going to have the time of their lives!

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EARLY riser Summer St Claire is enough to give any fella morning glory! And you’ll be spilling your own fruit juices seeing the topless babe dripping milk over her pert boobs. The sexy blonde, from Horsham, West Sussex, knows a nice bowl of breakfast cereal is the best way to start the day – with a snap, crackle and pop! And she just loves man-handling a huge banana, too. Busty Summer, 20, showed off her cracking 32E breasts as she stripped off for this new photoshoot in her swanky penthouse apartment.

Drool And the scorcher – who is often told she looks like singer Pixie Lott – told us how she’s got a toned body to drool over. Summer said: “I used to be a gymnast and I’ve recently taken up pole dancing. “I can do the splits, walkovers and lots of bendy things on the floor. “I reckon that they are really good skills to have in the bedroom!”

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1 WHAT did Star Wars actor Harrison Ford (below) break when he was crushed by a door while filming at Pinewood Studios, Bucks, last week?

2 HOW many prisoners has the Home Office admitted are on the run from Ford Open Prison in West Sussex? 3 WHICH much-lamented comedy star may have died from an “acute cardiac seizure” after going for a morning run?

4 WHAT has former Prime Minister Gordon Brown (right) warned Scotland they may lose if they vote “yes” for independence? 5 WHICH former Arsenal midfielder has signed for arch-rivals Chelsea in a £30m move from Barcelona?

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1. Draconian (5) 2. Rage (5) 3. Percussion instrument (4) 4. Circus entertainer (5) 5. Import tax (4) 6. Native of ancient Troy (6) 9. Cleans feathers (6) 11. Towboat (3) 12. Greek letter (5) 13. Without purpose (7) 15. Close friend (3) 16. Mineral (3) 18. Somewhat (6) 20. Representative (5) 21. Shy (3) 22. Chew and swallow (3) 23. Angora (6) 25. Corpulent (3) 28. Edible bulb (5) 30. Keen (5) 31. Canvas shelters (5) 32. Fingerprints, informally (4) 33. Takes a seat (4)

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passengers been awarded? 7 WHICH England cricket legend is yet to get a match after re-signing for his former county club?

8 WHICH former X Factor winner plays the Whitney Houston (below) role in a West End musical of the movie The Bodyguard? 9 WHICH Brit star of the last Batman blockbuster is playing BOTH of the infamous Kray Twins in a new movie?

10 WHICH country – supposedly liberated by the UK and US – is under intensive attack by an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group?

WIN CAPTION CONTEST £50 COR limey! You were getting pretty fruity with your entries to last week’s caption contest. And it proved you’ve all got a real zest for comedy when it comes to penning gags. But there can be only one winner and this week it’s Steve Sheppard, from Doncaster, who wrote: “I was assaulted by four women last night – they tried to grape me!” F***-all to do with limes, Steve, but we’ll still send you a cheque for £50 in the next few weeks. And lots of other fruit-based captions gave us a chuckle, too. Mark Nevin, in Glasgow, tried: “I thought I was starring in a fruit flavoured condom advert? Now I feel a right gooseberry!” Marie Gallen, from Worcester: “You can take my apples but you’ll never take my plums.” Mel Cadman, from Telford: “Worse case of Klingons I’ve ever seen.” G Hinson, from Coventry: “Ooh, I could crush a grape!” Mrs S Deakin, also from Coventry: “If his gooseberries are that big, I wonder what his banana looks like?” Stephen Benton, from York:

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have been up for it, but the girl was a lesbian and wasn’t interested in the boys at all. I think getting it on with a girl while a man watches would be a real turn on. Then when he was gagging for it he could just slip it in and shag me. KATIE: I must admit I have fantasised about having a threesome too. My ex-boyfriend really wanted to have one and we talked about it a lot. On his birthday I decided to surprise him and invited this girl I knew to come over to our flat. When he got home we were both waiting for him and he couldn’t believe his luck. Me and girl started kissing a bit but then she got freaked out and left. I thought he would be disappointed but he was so turned on at the thought of it that we ended up having the most amazing sex afterwards.

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6.00 BREAKFAST. 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.00 The Big Questions. 11.00 Sunday Politics. 12.15 Football Focus: World Cup Special. 1.00 BBC NEWS; 1.15 BARGAIN HUNT. 2.00 HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER. 3.00 SUPER GIANT ANIMALS. Steve Backshall encounters some of the world’s largest animals. 4.00 ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY. A London couple search for a property in Somerset. 5.00 POINTS OF VIEW. Viewers’ comments. 5.15 LIFELINE. 5.25 SONGS OF PRAISE. Claire McCollum is joined by guests Kristyn and Keith Getty on a Father’s Day edition of the show. 6.00 BBC NEWS; REGIONAL NEWS; WEATHER.

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6.00 THIS IS BBC TWO. 6.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay. 7.50 World Cup Films. 9.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights. 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites. 12.00 Two Greedy Italians. 1.00 CANOE SLALOM: WORLD CUP LONDON. 2.00 TENNIS FROM QUEEN’S. The AEGON Championships final. 5.30 TROPIC OF CANCER. 6.30 ICE AGE GIANTS. 7.30 SEA CITY. The work of people who keep the Port of Southampton running. 8.00 I BOUGHT A RAINFOREST. Charlie Hamilton James embarks on a joint venture with Elias. Last in the series. 9.00 WILDFIRES 2014: INSIDE THE INFERNO. Part two of two. Simon Reeve joins an aerial operation to waterbomb a wildfire. 10.00 MOCK THE WEEK. With Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Katherine Ryan. 10.30 QI XL. Extended edition. With Isy Suttie, Tim Minchin and Bill Bailey. 11.15 FILM: THEN SHE FOUND ME. (2007) Comedy drama, starring Helen Hunt and Bette Midler. 12.50 SIGN ZONE: COUNTRYFILE. 1.50 SIGN ZONE: HOLBY CITY.

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6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News. 8.30 Weekend. 9.25 May the Best House Win. 10.25 Murder, She Wrote. 11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.30 Love Your Garden. 12.30 Long Lost Family. 1.30 NATURE’S NEWBORNS. People who rear animals. 2.00 FILM: COLUMBO: IT’S ALL IN THE GAME. (1993) Drama, starring Peter Falk and Faye Dunaway. 4.00 FIFA WORLD CUP LIVE 2014. Switzerland v Ecuador (kick-off 5.00pm). All the action from both teams’ opening Group E contest, held at the Estadio Nacional in Brasilia, Brazil. 7.15 ITV NEWS LONDON; WEATHER; 7.20 ITV NEWS; WEATHER. 7.30 THE CUBE — CELEBRITY SPECIAL. Fatima Whitbread and Dai Greene take part.

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6.15 THE HOOBS. 6.40 Vibram Tarawera Ultramarathon. 7.10 VW Racing Cup. 7.35 How I Met Your Mother. 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.00 Frasier. 9.30 Sunday Brunch. 12.30 Secret Eaters. 1.30 THE BIG BANG THEORY. 2.00 THE BIG BANG THEORY. 2.30 THE BIG BANG THEORY. 3.00 THE SIMPSONS. The town holds a film festival. 3.30 FILM: THE FIRST WIVES CLUB. (1996) Revenge comedy, starring Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton. 5.35 DEAL OR NO DEAL. 6.30 CHANNEL 4 NEWS. 7.00 FOUR ROOMS. The dealers dig deep into their pockets for a pair of Muhammad Ali’s boxing boots, antique big-cat taxidermy, provocative sculptures and original artworks from horror films. 8.00 BORN IN THE WILD. Mark Evans and Joy Reidenberg uncover the reproductive secrets of marsupials, including the kangaroo, which thrives in the Outback thanks to its baby-making survival strategy.

10.45pm, Helen Mirren

6.30 COUNTRYFILE. The team is in Port Talbot, south Wales, where Ellie Harrison tries the country’s fastestgrowing watersport and Shauna Lowry switches on a 16-ton waterwheel. 7.30 MATCH OF THE DAY LIVE. France v Honduras (kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the opening World Cup Group E match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio BeiraRio in Porto Alegre, Brazil. 10.05 BBC NEWS; REGIONAL NEWS; WEATHER. 10.30 MATCH OF THE DAY LIVE. Argentina v BosniaHerzegovina (kick-off 11.00pm). The opening World Cup Group F match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio do Maracana in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; Weatherview. 1.15 BBC NEWS. SCOTLAND AS BBC ONE EXCEPT: 4.30 Katie Morag. 4.45 Katie Morag.

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2.50 MATCH OF THE DAY: FIFA WORLD CUP REPLAY. 4.35 THIS IS BBC TWO. SCOTLAND AS BBC TWO EXCEPT: 12.00 Antiques Road Trip. 5.30 Landward. 6.00 The Adventure Show. 7.00 River City. Billy faces trial for Paul’s murder. NORTHERN IRELAND AS BBC TWO EXCEPT: 1.00 Antiques Road Trip. 1.45 The Championship. 4.00 Tennis from Queen’s. 10.30 Sunday Politics. 10.55 FILM: Adventureland. (2009) 12.35 Off the Beaten Track.

8.30 THE SUSPICIONS OF MR WHICHER: THE MURDER IN ANGEL LANE. Having left his career at the Met, Whicher is hired to investigate the murder of a woman’s niece. Period drama, starring Olivia Colman, Shaun Dingwall and Mark Bazeley. 10.30 ITV NEWS; WEATHER. 10.45 FILM: GOSFORD PARK. (2001) A shooting party at a country estate ends in murder, all under the watchful eye of the servants. Robert Altman’s period drama, with Maggie Smith and Helen Mirren. 1.15 THE STORE. 3.00 MOTORSPORT UK. Highlights from Thruxton, featuring the Porsche Carrera Cup and Ginetta Junior Championship. 3.50 ITV NIGHTSCREEN. 4.15 MAY THE BEST HOUSE WIN. 5.05 THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW.

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9.00 FARGO. Lester has an unexpected encounter, Malvo changes course and a new investigation leads Molly down a familiar path. 10.05 THE VIRGIN KILLER. Examining Elliot Rodger’s killing spree across Santa Barbara last month. 11.10 FILM: THE HAPPENING. (2008) Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg. 12.50 FILM: THE ESCAPIST. (2008) British jail-break thriller, starring Brian Cox. 2.35 UTOPIA. 3.35 THE BIRTHDAY. 3.50 BUILDING THE DREAM. 4.45 SUPERSCRIMPERS. 5.05 DEAL OR NO DEAL.

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6.00 HOUR OF POWER. 7.00 Glee. 9.00 Edge of Tomorrow Special. 9.30 Maleficent Special. 10.00 WWE Superstars. 11.00 WWE: Experience. 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew. 1.00 Futurama. 2.00 Modern Family. 5.00 THE SIMPSONS. 6.00 ABOUT A BOY. 6.30 THE SIMPSONS. 8.30 FUTURAMA. 9.00 HAWAII FIVE-0. SWAT captain Lou Grover faces a dilemma. Last in the series. 10.00 NCIS: LOS ANGELES. 11.00 COP SQUAD. 12.00 KARL PILKINGTON: THE MOANING OF LIFE. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. 1.50 Modern Family. 2.20 Road Wars. 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse.

7.00 WORLD’S CRAZIEST FOOLS. 7.30 FILM: MADAGASCAR. (2005) 8.50 GREAT TV MISTAKES. 9.00 COMEDY FEST LIVE 2013. 10.00 BACKCHAT WITH JACK WHITEHALL AND HIS DAD. 10.45 FAMILY GUY. 11.30 AMERICAN DAD! 12.15 RUSSELL HOWARD’S GOOD NEWS. 12.45 BACKCHAT WITH JACK WHITEHALL AND HIS DAD. 1.30 BARELY LEGAL DRIVERS. 2.30 STREET KID WORLD CUP. 3.25 Russell Howard’s Good News. 4.00 Close.

7.00 TIMEWATCH: CAPTAIN COOK — THE MAN BEHIND THE LEGEND. 8.00 FILM: SCOTT OF THE ANTARCTIC. (1948) 9.45 ICEBOUND: THE GREATEST DOG STORY EVER TOLD. 10.45 TIMESHIFT: OF ICE AND MEN. 11.45 KILLING ME SOFTLY: THE ROBERTA FLACK STORY. 12.45 SINGERSONGWRITERS AT THE BBC. 1.45 TIMEWATCH: CAPTAIN COOK — THE MAN BEHIND THE LEGEND. 2.45 ICEBOUND: THE GREATEST DOG STORY EVER TOLD. 3.45 Close.

6.00 MOVIES NOW. 6.10 World Kitchen. 6.35 Pollyanna. 8.30 Heartbeat. 10.40 Rosemary & Thyme. 11.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 1.50 LEWIS. 5.55 MIDSOMER MURDERS. 8.00 FILM: MAMMA MIA! (2008) Musical comedy, starring Meryl Streep. 10.15 LEWIS. The death of an Oxford don leads to the shady underworld of unlicensed boxing. 12.15 FILM: OUT OF AFRICA. (1985) Fact-based romantic drama, starring Meryl Streep and Robert Redford. 3.05 JUDGE JUDY. 3.25 ITV3 NIGHTSCREEN. 3.40 EMMERDALE.

6.00 MOVIES NOW. 6.10 Cheers. 8.50 Wildlife Patrol. 9.20 British Touring Car Championship Highlights. 10.50 World Rally Championship Highlights. 11.50 Ax Men. 1.40 Duck Dynasty. 2.40 Greatest World Cup Goals. 3.45 Film: The Appaloosa. (1966) 5.50 FILM: ROOSTER COGBURN. (1975) 8.00 STORAGE WARS. 9.00 FILM: NATIONAL LAMPOON’S VACATION. (1983) 11.05 FILM: THE PAROLE OFFICER. (2001) 12.55 BEST OF BRAZIL. 1.55 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club. 2.35 Tommy Cooper. With guest Vincent Price. 3.00 Teleshopping. 3.30 The Store. 5.00 Teleshopping.


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6.00 MILKSHAKE!: Peppa Pig. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai. 10.35 Power Rangers Megaforce. 11.10 Chinese Food in Minutes. 11.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip. 1.10 FILM: MANNEQUIN. (1987) Fantasy comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy. 2.55 FILM: NIM’S ISLAND. (2008) Comedy adventure, starring Jodie Foster. 4.45 FILM: HITCH. (2005) Romantic comedy, starring Will Smith. 7.00 CRICKET ON 5. England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the fourth day of the First Test in the twomatch series, which takes place at Lord’s. 8.00 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT & PROUD. Documentary following people who have settled in the UK illegally.

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6.00 BEAUTY AND THE GEEK. 6.45 Rizzle Kicks — The Hot Desk. 6.55 Emmerdale. 9.50 Coronation Street. 12.20 America’s Got Talent. 2.10 AMERICA’S GOT TALENT. 3.10 YOU’VE BEEN FRAMED! 3.40 FILM: ARTHUR AND THE GREAT ADVENTURE. (2009) Premiere. A teenager returns to a world of miniature people to save it from an evil emperor. Part-animated fantasy sequel, with Freddie Highmore and the voice of Selena Gomez. 5.55 FILM: RUMOR HAS IT. (2005) A woman sets off for San Francisco in search of a man who had affairs with her mother and grandmother. Rob Reiner’s romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Costner. 7.50 FILM: THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR. (2008) A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has risen from his ancient tomb to take over the world. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello.

10pm, Rachel McAdams

8.55 5 NEWS WEEKEND. 9.00 BIG BROTHER: POWER TRIP. Daily round-up of highlights. 10.00 FILM: THE VOW. (2012) Premiere. A woman wakes up after a car crash with no memory of her husband, who tries to get her to fall in love with him. Romantic drama, with Rachel McAdams. 12.05 HERCULES THE HUMAN BEAR. 1.00 SUPERCASINO. 3.10 CLASSIC CAR RESCUE. 4.00 HOUSE DOCTOR. 4.25 MAKE IT BIG. 4.50 THE FUNKY VALLEY SHOW. 5.00 ANGELS OF JARM. 5.10 ROARY THE RACING CAR. 5.20 ANGELS OF JARM. 5.30 THE FUNKY VALLEY SHOW. 5.40 ROARY THE RACING CAR. 5.50 ROARY THE RACING CAR.

TODAY

10pm, Caroline Flack

10.00 VIRAL TAP. Topical comedy show taking a sideways look at the week’s events using online clips and viral videos. Presented by Caroline Flack. Last in the series. 10.45 TV OD. Matt Edmondson presents a humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV, including a review of viewer tweets, online comments and complaints. 11.20 FILM: COUPLES RETREAT. (2009) Comedy, starring Vince Vaughn. 1.35 VIRAL TAP. 2.10 THE CUBE. 3.00 TELESHOPPING.

ITV4, 9pm, National Lampoon’s Vacation COMEDY caper with Beverly D’angelo (left) showing her boobs at 19 mins and 1hr 19 mins. Movie Mix, 10pm, Sin City JAMIE King (below) enthusiastically rides Mickey Rourke 13 mins from the start. Film4, 11pm, Trading Places CLASSIC with Eddie Murphy, Dan Ackroyd and the juicy Jamie Lee Curtis, who flops out the most magnificent boobs in movie history on the hour and at 1hr 10 mins. ITV4, 11.05pm, The Parole Officer ALAN Partidge star Steve Coogan gets an eyeful of a naked post-shower babe at 34 mins.

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Movie Mix, 10.55am, Rachel Getting Married BLINK and you’ll miss it, but Anne Hathaway’s nipple pops out in the bath (above) at 1hr 19 mins. Film4, 11.15pm, The Girl Next Door WHAT would you do if you found that butter-wouldn’t-melt neighbour you fancy secretly works as a porn star? Your thrashing will commence at 1hr 26 mins. Movie Mix, 1.10am, The Blue Lagoon A YOUNG Brooke Shields (below) is starkers from 28 mins. I watched this first as a teen and I swear it led to eye trouble in later life.

mins and then pretty carrying on throughout.

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Film4, 9pm, Colombiana TAKE a sneaky peek at Zoe Saldana’s boobs as she takes a post-assassination shower at 48 mins. Film4, 11.05pm, Watchmen GRAPHIC novel adaptation about a group of vigilantes with boobs making an appearance at 51 mins and then more later. Film4, 2am, Cedar Rapids FUNNY flick with The Hangover’s Ed Helms and featuring Anne Heche with no top on at 43 mins.

WEDNESDAY ITV4, 9pm, Species 3 MORE gratuitous nudity from naked sex-hungry aliens stalking the earth looking to be filled up with man-meat, starting at 34 mins. Sky Greats, 10.15pm, Training Day BRILLIANT Denzel Washington movie in which he plays a bent cop who’s enjoying the naked delights of Eva Mendes at 1hr 39 mins. Movie Mix, 10.55pm, 13 Ghosts USELESS horror that I wouldn’t normally recommend except for the boobs – and a smidgeon of bush – at 37 mins, 52 mins, and 1hr 18 mins.

THURSDAY ITV2, 8pm, Rumor Has It… NO actual nudity but there’s an amazing sideboob belonging to none other than Jennifer Aniston. If you have a 3D telly you’ll be reaching out to cup it. Movie Mix, 12.10am, Bachelor Party 2 DOES exactly what it says on the tin, with the boobs starting at 24

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6.00 SWITCHED. 6.25 Make It or Break It. 7.15 Ugly Betty. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube. 10.00 Hollyoaks. 12.30 Youngers. 1.00 Made in Chelsea. 2.05 How I Met Your Mother. 3.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. 4.00 The Big Bang Theory. 6.30 Brooklyn NineNine. 7.00 THE MINDY PROJECT. 7.30 NEW GIRL. 8.00 FILM: THE DEATH AND LIFE OF CHARLIE ST CLOUD. (2010) 10.00 THE BIG BANG THEORY. 10.30 RUDE TUBE: TOTAL STUNTS. 11.30 How I Met Your Mother. 12.30 Rules of Engagement. 1.30 The Ricky Gervais Show. 2.55 The Cleveland Show. 3.20 Hollyoaks.

7.10 HARDLINERS. 8.00 The Road to Rio. 9.00 Top Gear. 10.00 Storage Hunters. 3.00 Motorway Cops. 4.00 24 Hours to Go Broke. 5.00 STORAGE HUNTERS. 6.00 TRAFFIC COPS. 7.00 STORAGE HUNTERS. 8.00 QI XL. With Rich Hall, Reginald D Hunter and Clive Anderson. 9.00 QI XL. With Rob Brydon, Sean Lock and Ben Miller. 10.00 HAVE I GOT A BIT MORE NEWS FOR YOU. Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 11.00 MOCK THE WEEK. 11.40 QI XL. 12.40 STORAGE HUNTERS. 1.35 Traffic Cops. 2.30 Mock the Week. 3.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. 4.00 Close.

6.00 LOVE/LUST AND HEELS. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 The Guest Wing. 9.00 Friday Night Lights. 10.00 Smash. 1.00 VISIONARIES: INSIDE THE CREATIVE MIND. 2.00 ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO RESERVATIONS. 3.00 BLUE BLOODS. 5.00 WITHOUT A TRACE. 8.00 ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO RESERVATIONS. 9.00 GAME OF THRONES. 10.00 FILM: KILL BILL: VOL 2. (2004) Thriller sequel, starring Uma Thurman. 12.40 HELLO LADIES. 1.15 BOARDWALK EMPIRE. 3.45 BLUE BLOODS: MEET THE CHARACTERS. 4.00 VISIONARIES: INSIDE THE CREATIVE MIND.

8.00 MEDIUM. 1.00 FALLING SKIES. 6.00 BURN NOTICE. 7.00 NCIS. 9.00 FAMILY GUY. The Griffins become millionaires. 9.30 AMERICAN DAD! Hayley fails to keep Steve housebound while babysitting. 10.00 MEN AT WORK. The boys try to help Neal salvage his chances with a new girl. 10.30 LOUIE. Part three of six. Someone from Louie’s past pops up. 11.00 FAMILY GUY. 12.00 AMERICAN DAD! 1.00 FAMILY GUY. 3.00 AMERICAN DAD! 4.00 COPS. 5.00 TELESHOPPING.

6.00 LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE. 9.00 Porridge. 9.40 Porridge. 10.20 Porridge. 11.00 Porridge. 11.55 Porridge. 12.55 Porridge. 1.35 Porridge. 2.15 Porridge. 2.55 Porridge. 3.35 Porridge. 4.15 Porridge. 4.55 Porridge. 5.35 Porridge. 6.10 PORRIDGE. 7.05 PORRIDGE. Christmas special from 1976. 8.10 PORRIDGE. A midday cuppa causes a stir. 8.50 PORRIDGE. Fletcher finds three is a crowd. 9.30 PORRIDGE. 10.10 PORRIDGE. 10.50 PORRIDGE. 11.30 PORRIDGE. 12.10 THE YOUNG ONES. 1.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 2.25 The Young Ones. 3.00 Close.

Film4, 1.50am, Slither DAFT comedy which features a girl in the bath (above) who gets attacked by a slug-thing at 49 mins, flashing her soaped-up norks in the process.

FRIDAY Sky Showcase, 11.50pm, American Reunion ANOTHER outing for the American Pie crew, with pert newcomer Ali Cobrin’s boobs – among several other starlets – stirring trousers at 42 mins. ITV3, 12.55am, The Constant Gardener RACHEL Weisz stars with Ralph Fiennes in this John Le Carre thriller, featuring her naked bath boobs at 12 mins. Film4, 1.10am, Donkey Punch THRILLER with Jaime Winstone who doffs her top at 30 mins along with another starkers girl.

PUZZLE SOLUTIONS

ACROSS: 4. Cadets; 7. Abnormal; 8. Option; 10. Steam; 13. Awry; 14. Hurl; 15. Pine; 16. Oaf; 17. Pram; 19. Earn; 21. Challenge; 23. Moat; 24. Ease; 26. Toy; 27. Host; 29. Neat; 32. Dens; 33. State; 34. Safari; 35. Ointment; 36. Prison. DOWN: 1. Harsh; 2. Anger; 3. Drum; 4. Clown; 5. Duty; 6. Trojan; 9. Preens; 11. Tug; 12. Alpha; 13. Aimless; 15. Pal; 16. Ore; 18. Rather; 20. Agent; 21. Coy; 22. Eat; 23. Mohair; 25. Fat; 28. Onion; 30. Eager; 31. Tents; 32. Dabs; 33. Sits. QUIZ ANSWERS 1 An ankle. 2 90. 3 Rik Mayall. 4 BBC. 5 Cesc Fabregas. 6 £30,000. 7 Andrew “Freddy” Flintoff. 8 Alexandra Burke. 9 Tom Hardy. 10 Iraq.


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June 15, 2014 Live Hockey World Cup – men’s final, Sky Sports 3, from 1.30pm

SKY SPORTS 1 6.00 LIVE IRB JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUGBY UNION. The first semifinal (kick-off 6.05am). 8.00 Live IRB Junior World Championship Rugby Union. The second semifinal (kick-off 8.35am). 10.30 Football Gold. 10.45 Football Gold. 11.00 Fight Night. 1.00 RINGSIDE SPECIAL. 3.00 FIGHT NIGHT. 5.00 SOCCER AM: THE BEST BITS. 6.00 ONE2ELEVEN: BACARY SAGNA AND CHRISTIAN KAREMBEU. 6.15 FOOTBALL GOLD. 6.30 PREMIER LEAGUE LEGENDS. 7.00 WORLD CUP REPORT. 7.30 FOOTBALL’S GREATEST INTERNATIONAL TEAMS. 8.00 RINGSIDE SPECIAL. 10.00 WORLD CUP REPORT. 10.30 FOOTBALL’S GREATEST INTERNATIONAL TEAMS. 11.00 DESTINATION BRAZIL. 11.30 DESTINATION BRAZIL. 12.00 FOOTBALL GOLD. 12.15 FOOTBALL GOLD. 12.30 PREMIER LEAGUE LEGENDS. 1.00 PREMIERSHIP YEARS. 3.00 TIME OF OUR LIVES. 4.00 DESTINATION BRAZIL. 4.30 DESTINATION BRAZIL. 5.00 TIME OF OUR LIVES.

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3.00 TEST CRICKET: THE VERDICT. 4.00 IRB JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUGBY UNION. 5.00 BEST OF ICC WORLD T20. 5.30 BEST OF ICC WORLD T20.

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6.00 WORLD’S TOUGHEST ROWING RACE. 7.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Test Cricket: The Verdict. 9.00 Cricket Writers on TV. 10.30 Live Test Cricket. England v Sri Lanka. 7.00 CESC FABREGAS SPECIAL: CESC’S STORY OF SPAIN. 8.00 TEST CRICKET. 9.00 TEST CRICKET: THE VERDICT. 10.00 IRB JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUGBY UNION. 11.00 TEST CRICKET. 12.00 TEST CRICKET: THE VERDICT. 1.00 IRB JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUGBY UNION. 2.00 TEST CRICKET.

6.00 WWE WRESTLING. 6.30 This Week in WWE. 6.55 Live Hockey World Cup. The men’s seventh-place play-off (push-back 7.30am). 8.50 Football Gold. 9.10 Live Hockey World Cup. The men’s fifth-place play-off (push-back 9.45am). 11.00 Football Gold. 11.15 Live Hockey World Cup. The men’s third-place play-off (pushback 12.00pm). 1.30 LIVE HOCKEY WORLD CUP. The men’s final (push-back 2.15pm). 4.30 TIME OF OUR LIVES. 5.30 INTERNATIONAL RUGBY UNION. 6.30 WWE: EXPERIENCE. 7.30 FIGHT NIGHT. 9.30 CESC FABREGAS SPECIAL: CESC’S STORY OF SPAIN. 10.30 WWE: LATE NIGHT — AFTERBURN. 11.30 WWE: LATE NIGHT VINTAGE. 12.30 FIGHT NIGHT. 2.30 THIS WEEK IN WWE. 3.00 WWE: LATE NIGHT VINTAGE.

SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

6.00 ANY DAY NOW. (2012) 7.45 Austenland. (2013) 9.30 The Deadly Game. (2013) 11.45 The To Do List. (2013) 1.45 AUSTENLAND. (2013) Comedy, starring Keri Russell. 4.00 ELYSIUM. (2013) Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon. 6.00 ANY DAY NOW. (2012) Fact-based drama, starring Alan Cumming and Garret Dillahunt. 8.00 ELYSIUM. (2013) A man living in poverty on a ruined Earth fights to gain access to a space station inhabited by a wealthy elite. Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. 10.00 THE DEADLY GAME. (2013) A thief gets caught in the middle of a conflict between a maverick police detective and a London crime boss. Crime thriller, starring Toby Stephens and Gabriel Byrne. 11.30 THE BORDERLANDS. (2013) Two investigators are sent to uncover the truth behind reports of supernatural occurrences in a remote church. Horror, with Gordon Kennedy. 1.10 THE TO DO LIST. (2013) Comedy, starring Aubrey Plaza. 2.55 THE BORDERLANDS. (2013) Found-footage horror, starring Gordon Kennedy.

6.35 THE CAMPAIGN. (2012) 8.15 Grumpier Old Men. (1995) 10.10 Maverick. (1994) 12.25 Happy Gilmore. (1996) 2.10 THE INTERNSHIP. (2013) With Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. 4.20 THE CAMPAIGN. (2012) With Will Ferrell. 6.00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD. (2005) Bo and Luke Duke discover a corrupt commissioner is plotting to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy adaptation of the TV series, starring Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville. 8.00 MAVERICK. (1994) A gambler and a conwoman join forces to raise enough money for them both to compete in a high-stakes poker game. Comedy Western, with Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster and James Garner. 10.15 THE INTERNSHIP. (2013) Two old-fashioned salesman must get to grips with technology and the modern world when they start work at an internet company. Comedy, with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. 12.20 HAPPY GILMORE. (1996) With Adam Sandler. 2.05 CADDYSHACK. (1980) With Chevy Chase. 4.15 BED & BREAKFAST: LOVE IS A HAPPY ACCIDENT. (2010) With Dean Cain.

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PREMIERE

COMEDY

4.00 INTERNATIONAL RUGBY UNION.

SKY SPORTS 4 6.00 US OPEN GOLF. 8.00 WWE Vintage. 9.00 WWE: Afterburn. 10.00 US Open Golf. 12.00 Sporting Heroes: Paul McGinley Interviews Tony Jacklin. 1.00 WORLD’S TOUGHEST ROWING RACE. 2.00 GOLF: PAYNE STEWART SPECIAL. 3.00 US OPEN GOLF. 5.00 LIVE US OPEN GOLF. Coverage of day four. 12.30 SPORTING GREATS. 1.00 SPORTING GREATS. 1.30 US OPEN GOLF. 3.30 SPORTING GREATS. 4.00 US OPEN GOLF.

EUROSPORT 7.30 FOOTBALL: BRAZILMANIA. 7.45 Le Mans 24 Minutes. 8.15 Live Le Mans 24 Hours. Coverage through to the conclusion of the race. 2.15 LE MANS 24 MINUTES. 2.30 LIVE CYCLING. The Criterium du Dauphine. 4.00 FIFA WORLD CUP: BOM DIA RIO LIVE. 4.10 CYCLING. 5.40 EUROSPORT TOP TEN. 5.45 HORSE RACING. 6.00 SHOW JUMPING. 7.30 FIFA WORLD CUP: COPACABANA LIVE.

8.00 ATP TENNIS. 9.30 FENCING. 10.30 FIFA WORLD CUP: COPACABANA LIVE. 11.00 MOTORSPORTS WEEKEND. 11.15 LE MANS 24 HOURS. 12.20 MOTORSPORTS WEEKEND. 12.35 CLOSE.

BT SPORT 1 6.00 BTSI. 6.15 World of Football. 6.45 Classic Premier League. 7.45 Baker & Kelly Not in Rio. 8.45 French Ligue 1 Review. 9.45 Bundesliga Review. 10.45 Live WTA Tennis. The Aegon Classic. 1.00 LIVE WTA TENNIS. Coverage of the seventh day of the Aegon Classic. 3.00 LIVE WTA TENNIS. Coverage of the Rally for Bally charity match. 4.30 THE CLARE BALDING SHOW. 5.30 SHOW JUMPING. 6.00 ROAD TO RIO. 6.30 WORLD WIDE SPORTS. 7.00 BAKER & KELLY NOT IN RIO. 8.00 MOTOGP. 9.30 UFC 174. 12.30 LIVE NBA COUNTDOWN. 1.00 LIVE NBA. San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat (tip-off 1.00am). 4.00 ROAD TO RIO. 4.30 WORLD WIDE SPORTS.

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6.00 SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL. (1997) 8.10 Skyfall. (2012) 10.40 Man of Steel. (2013) 1.05 GLADIATOR. (2000) 3.45 A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD. (2013) 5.30 SKYFALL. (2012) 8.00 MAN OF STEEL. (2013) With Henry Cavill. 10.30 A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD. (2013) With Bruce Willis. 12.15 LETHAL WEAPON 3. (1992) With Mel Gibson. 2.20 THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS. (2012) With RZA. 4.00 CYBORG. (1989) With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 5.30 IN THE LINE OF DUTY: SMOKE JUMPERS. (1996)

FILM4 11.00LAUGHTER IN PARADISE. (1951) 1.00 CORALINE. (2009) 3.00 THE PRINCESS DIARIES. (2001) Family comedy, starring Anne Hathaway. 5.15 DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION. (2009) Fantasy adventure, starring Justin Chatwin. 6.55 STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK. (1984) Sci-fi sequel, with William Shatner. 9.00 TRANSPORTER 3. (2008) Thriller sequel, starring Jason Statham. 11.00 TRADING PLACES. (1983) Comedy, starring Dan Aykroyd. 1.20 BUFFALO SOLDIERS. (2001) Drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix.


June 15, 2014

EMMA LOVES IT IN THE RING

Because model Emma Leigh always gets her KIT OFF during wild party nights out there.

The brunette lives in Leigh-On-Sex, and once she’s had a few she can’t put her 34E boobs away! The 22-year-old said: “I love being naked and I am always stripping off. On

By ALICE WALKER alice@sundaysport.co.uk

a night out with the girls I always end up showing my boobs – at LEAST once. “And as soon as the weather gets warm I sunbathe topless in the garden because I love being tanned all over. “I always wanted to be a glamour model because it’s the perfect career for a serial boob flasher!”

And when she isn’t modelling, Emma is a ring girl at cage fighting events. She added: “Ring girl work is all about looking great, being confident, taking a real interest in the sport and loving the atmosphere. “The buzz I get is amazing – there’s a real adrenaline rush when walking the fighters out. “And it’s great to hear the fans cheering too. It always gets me going.”

Emma Leigh

Age 21, 34E-25-34, from Leigh on Sea

A BOOZE-UP in Essex just got more appealing…

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Nickie Ann Ginger vixen gave my cock a big lift! Age 25, 32C-24-34, from Blackpool

Dear Nickie, I’M a married man in my early 40s and I have great sex with the wife. The problem is that I have foolishly started an affair with a 21-year-old redhead who lives across the road.

We first got together when I spotted her standing at the bus stop as I was setting off for work. I beeped the car horn and invited her to jump in beside me for a lift. She must have realised the effect she was having on me because she deliberately let her skirt ride up to give me a flash of her white panties.

Sucking I developed an instant hard-on which was impossible for me to hide. But far from being shocked, she just leaned over and patted my bulge as I drove along. I could tell by the cheeky look on her face and the glint in her eye that she was up for a shag, so I turned off the main road and pulled over on some spare land. Within seconds she had undone my zip and had my dick in her hand. She leaned forward and wrapped her her lips over the end, giving it a long, hard sucking. Despite her young age, her technique was brilliant and I was in ecstasy as she expertly

brought me to the verge of a climax. I was ready to shoot my load into her lovely hot mouth, but when she heard me gasp she realised what was happening and pulled her head up. Then she motioned for me to climb in the back of the car with her. She slowly pulled her tights and knickers down to reveal her sweet pink pussy topped by soft ginger curls. I buried my face between her thighs and lapped at her musky mound as she writhed in pleasure. Then she sat astride me and gave me a sensational f***. I was an hour late for work that day and my boss threatened to dock my wages – but it was well worth it. Since then she has continued to pester me for a shag and I have to say I’ve been more than happy to oblige. We usually have to do it in the back of the car, but occasionally I invite her over to my house when the missus is out. I’ve never met a woman with such a strong sex drive and she just can’t leave my cock alone. The trouble is that she now wants me to leave my wife and kids and set up home with her. What can I do? SM, Bucks

Are you sure you can’t turn the heating down, sir… it’s awfully warm in here…

I think the, er… thermostat in the bedroom is stuck. Can you give me a hand in here please?

IF you care about your wife and family, you’ll ditch this girl before things get out of hand.

Dear Nickie,

Dear Nickie,

talking. BEST get your dad’s pal to do the

Cleaning my new rich customer’s flat is very hard work

Nickie says…

I WAS on a train last week travelling from London to Newcastle when I spotted a gorgeous blonde with a big pair of tits, sitting a few rows away from me. After a bit of eye contact I went over and introduced myself and she invited me to sit next to her. I found out that she was a 21-year-old student who adores PLEASE help me. I’m a 19-year-old girl and I’ve been having sex on trains. secretly dating my dad’s best pal. She unzipped my keks and I met him out clubbing and we ended up making started to toss me off. out. And once we reached my place we ended up starkers in my bed while my mum and dad were Pounded asleep in the room next door. I lifted up her short skirt and The sex was wonderful. He was so gentle and eased off her wet, black knickers brought me to orgasm just by caressing me and then and licked her out. kissing my swollen fanny lips. She was loving it as I made her He also has an impressive manhood that stretches come. my hole every time we make love. I was soon hard again and led But last week I found out that I’m pregnant her to the the toilet where I bent and I’m at my wits’ end. I dread to think what her over the bog and pounded will happen when my parents find out. into her. MG, East Sussex When she’d done, she told me to f*** off. But I think I’m in love with her. What should I do? BB, Lancs

Nickie says…

MARIA SCRUBS UP WELL ON HER NEW CLEANING JOB…

Nickie says… WHAT? Have you gone f***ing loco? Just move on.

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Oooh, aaah… are you sure me bouncing on it will make the thermostat go off?

Yes, yes… going off now… Nnggh!

Nickie says… MODERN man has such a busy work and social life he often finds it difficult – if not impossible – to find a willing mate to cook, clean and wash his soiled underwear under the traditional terms of “marriage”. There are now FIFTEEN times the number of “cleaners” employed in the UK than there were 10 years ago, as savvy Brit blokes use cheap immigrant labour to keep their hi-tech bachelor pads spic and span. But take heed – don’t mix business and pleasure with these hired hands, as you will at some point be taken to the cleaners when they piss off with your credit cards and designer watch collection.

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LILLO’S RINGPIECE

STEVE LILLIS’ KNOCKOUT BOXING COLUMN

IT’S SOL TO PLAY FOR! GLOBE-TROTTER: Martin Murray’s next fight is in Monte Carlo

Murray targets IBF champ Sam for third crack at world title

MARTIN MURRAY is eyeing up a go at IBF middleweight champion Sam Soliman. The St Helens scrapper must first overcome Max Bursak in Monte Carlo next week before he can start dreaming of a third world title fight. Murray has been one of the unluckiest British boxers not to win a world championship. He drew

with Felix Sturm in a WBA title fight in December 2011 and last year was controversially outpointed by Sergio Martinez in a WBC challenge. Murray’s South African promoter Rodney Berman wants to stage the contest against Soliman on October 21 and made a “substantial offer” to the Aussie. He said: “The middleweight division is very fluid right now and Martin is a big

part of that. He has proved himself in major fights and he has huge pulling power.” But Murray insists he won’t overlook Ukrainian Bursak, who has won 29 of his 32 fights and is a former European champion. Murray said: “I was there watching him in February when he fought in Monte Carlo and I thought he was unlucky not to get the decision against Australia’s Jarrod Fletcher. He’s in

GAV UP FOR BUN FIGHT FRANKIE GAVIN will challenge Italian Leonard Bundu for the European welterweight title in Wolverhampton on August 1. It is a breakout fight for Brummie Gavin, who has won all 19 professional bouts and is touted as a possible future world champion. “All I’m focused on right now is beating Bundu and achieving my dream of winning the

European belt that I’ve dreamed about since I was a kid,” said Gavin. “I’ve won the British and Commonwealth titles, but winning the European title and holding all three belts like the great British fighters in the past will be a fantastic achievement.” Bundu (left) will be making the sixth defence of his title.

your face, he’s rugged, tough and a brawler. I’m expecting a tough, physical night. “My last two fights I’ve known that I could go in there and do my own thing but I’m up for this one like I was my world title fights. “I’m looking forward to putting on a really good performance.” Murray, 31, is becoming British boxing’s road warrior with recent fights in Argentina, Germany,

FOCUSED: Frankie Gavin

South Africa and now the millionaire’s playground of Monte Carlo. And there seems no immediate chance of a return home to box. He added: “Boxing is a job to me. When I first started off I’d think, ‘I wanna be on Sky!’ and I was buzzing when I got there. “That’s what it’s all about now. You can’t blame the kids for wanting to be on Sky, but it’s not about that with me. “First and foremost it’s always been a job to me. I’m not really bothered about that. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice, but I’ve got a great deal. “My next fight is in Casino Square in Monte Carlo. I’m just a normal lad from St Helens so for me to be fighting in such a prestigious place is a bit surreal.” O Murray v Bursak is live and exclusive on BoxNation (Sky channel 437/490 in HD & Virgin 546) on Saturday night at 7pm. Visit boxnation.com to subscribe.

NO SENTIMENT: Sidlow

Bulls pair will show no mercy RUGBY LEAGUE BRADFORD’S former Salford players Adam Sidlow and Lee Gaskell will be doing their best to drag their old club into a relegation battle. Prop Sidlow and utility back Gaskell will both be making their first visits to Salford as Bulls players today – and they insist there’ll be no divided loyalty ahead of the crucial Super League clash. Sidlow said: “I was injured when we went there last year so there is something of an added incentive for me to get one over my old club. “I had a great four years at Salford – it’s a fantastic club – but come game day, my only focus will be on picking up two points with the Bulls. There’s no room for sentiment.” Gaskell said: “I had a great time there but I’ll be going back with only one thing on my mind – winning.” Both men were in the Bradford side that lost 38-24 at home to their old club 10 weeks ago in Iestyn Harris’ first match in charge of the Red Devils. The Bulls’ failure to win back any of the points docked for going into administration leaves them deep in the mire, especially after Friday night’s victory by fellow strugglers Wakefield over London Broncos. Sidlow added: “It’s not our fault the points have been taken. We can’t do anything about that other than play well on the pitch. “If we get a good run then we can stay up. We all believe that.”

Contador goes yellow CYCLING SPAIN’S Alberto Contador overtook Chris Froome as the leader of the Criterium du Dauphine as Dutchman Lieuwe Westra won stage seven for Astana. Tour de France holder Froome had a 12-second lead despite a crash on Friday, but was overtaken by a late break from Contador. With Westra out in front, Froome and Contador were both in a 10-strong pursuing group clear of the main peloton. But Tinkoff-Saxo’s Contador made his move two kilometres out and despite Froome’s effort, the Spaniard now has the yellow jersey to go with his eight-second lead.


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GREYHOUND racing is an amazing sport with amazing people involved. One such person is Julie Collier whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s organised â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Fall For Houndsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Julie and a host of people involved in the sport are jumping out of a plane from 13,000 feet to raise money for retired greyhounds tomorrow. I feel slightly guilty Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not jumping with them but wish them all the best and if you fancy joining them at the after party you can at 6pm at the Angel Inn in Yarwell, they will be jumping in the afternoon from Sibson Airfield near Peterborough. Please give generously, greyhounds are amazing, even a small donation can make all the difference. Donate on the web https://mydonate. bt.com/fundraisers/fallforhounds or by texting RGTD23 ÂŁ10 (or any amount) to 70070. For full details check out RGT website. HENLOW OPEN RACES TONIGHT Live on RPGTV there are three open races including the final of the Lucky 7 over 550m and worth ÂŁ700 to the winner. Reel Trickyone (20.15) is the one they all have to beat, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s highly proven winning major competitions, trained by the champion trainer Mark Wallis win number twenty-three beckons. 19.30 Landing (6:5:4) 20.15 Reel Trickyone (4:2:6) 21.00 Cant Wait Ciara (4:6:1) MONMORE MONDAY BAGS There is an amazing card this afternoon from Monmore live on BAGS, if you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get to the track make sure you get in to a betting shop to catch this. The main event is the Ladbrokes Summer Stayers Classic worth ÂŁ7,500 to the winner. I was very surprised to see William Hill go 6/1 about Blonde Razor he is 4/1 with some other firms, this 630m distance suits him and he although a high class field heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the one Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d want on my side. 14.47 Swift Hoffman (6:2:1) 15.07 Droopys Gonza (2:5:1) 15.28 Millwards Teddy (6:4:1) 15.48 Pay Freeze (1:2:3) 16.08 Rio Quattro (4:1:2) 16.27 Bold Three (4:2:3) 16.47 Blonde Razor (1:3:2) 17.07 Farley Chicken (3:4:6) 17.22 Adageo Bob (6:2:1) 17.38 Skate On (4:2:3) 17.56 Cape Impact (2:3:5) 18.11 Leamaneigh Turbo (4:1:5)

BETTING: 11-4 Sellingallthetime, 9-2 Maiden Approach, 5 (4) J Tate 2-9-0 ............................. P Mulrennan The Silver Kebaya, 6 Semaral, 8 Truancy, 10 Heartstrings, BETTING: 7-4 Altaayil, 2 Forever Now, 5 b-f Azamour (IRE)-Causeway Queen (IRE) Rating: â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12 Ralphy Lad, Mishko, 14 Dream And Search. $VWHURLGHD  .DJDPL  /LPRXVLQH  .LQJ¡V Runs: 0 Wins: 0 Places: 0 ÂŁ0 OR: â&#x20AC;&#x201D;, HWR: Prospect. Crs: 0-0-0 Dis: 0-0-0 Class: 0-0-0 GF-HD: 0-0-0 GD: 0-0-0 GS-Hvy: 0-0-0 217+(126(7,30$,'(1$3352$&+ WHERE FAVOURITES FINISHED: 2 4 & 1 8 1 2 5 4 CALTRA COLLEEN (19) 2013: Retirement Plan 3 8 13, R L Moore 11-2 (Lady (12) M Channon 2-9-0 .....W Twiston-Davies (3) Cecil), drawn (6), 9 ran. b-f Sixties Icon-Mistic Magic (IRE) Runs: 1 Wins: 0 Places: 0 ÂŁ216

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4 /529-9 FAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (37) (D) (11) M Wigham 5-9-11 .......................R Winston b-g Jeremy (USA)-Luggala (IRE) Rating: 95 Runs: 7 Wins: 2 Places: 1 ÂŁ7,739 OR: 92, HWR: -

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(9) M Hammond 7-9-4 ........................ N Farley b-m Danbird (AUS)-Silver Rhythm Rating: 95 Runs: 23 Wins: 2 Places: 6 ÂŁ7,493 OR: 59, HWR: 55 Crs: 1-0-0 Dis: 0-0-0 Class: 15-0-5 GF-HD: 7-0-3 GD: 6-1-1 GS-Hvy: 10-1-2

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7 830-16 HUNTSMANS CLOSE (13) (BF,D2) (H) (2) R Charlton 4-9-7 .....................James Doyle b-g Elusive Quality (USA)-Badminton Rating: 97 Runs: 15 Wins: 2 Places: 4 ÂŁ17,280 OR: 88, HWR: 83 Crs: 2-0-1 Dis: 10-2-3 Class: 2-1-0 GF-HD: 5-0-3 GD: 5-1-0 GS-Hvy: 5-1-1



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12 2-12 GOLDEN STEPS (20) (D) (6) M Botti 3-8-10 ............................. R L Moore b-g Footstepsinthesand-Kocooning (IRE) Rating: 97 Runs: 3 Wins: 1 Places: 2 ÂŁ5,671 OR: 85, HWR: -

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June 15, 2014

NEW ZEALAND 28 ENGLAND 27

DESERVED HONOUR: Sangakkara celebrates a fine century with his old pal Jayawardene

Bad decisions cost us again! A YARDE QUICKER: The England wing barges his way over for the first try

SANGAKKARA FINALLY GETS HIS NAME ON LORD’S BOARD England v Sri Lanka First Test @ Lord’s – Day 3

By JAKE KING

STUART LANCASTER insisted that England are making progress despite slumping to a series defeat following the All Blacks’ onepoint win in Dunedin. The rivals produced three tries apiece in a breathtaking second Test, but it was a devastating third-quarter spell that enabled New Zealand to extend their triumphant run to 16 matches. Ben Smith, Julian Savea and Ma’a Nonu crossed to establish a 28-13 lead after England had been 10-6 up at half-time. Mike Brown darted over in the 72nd minute to offer hope of a fightback that quickly faded, and Chris Ashton’s injury-time try was mere consolation. “We are disappointed to have come away with nothing having worked so hard,” said Lancaster. “We put ourselves in a position to win after the first half. “We have high expectations on this tour and having lost the first game so narrowly

LANCASTER FOCUSED ON FINAL STEP AFTER ALL BLACKS EDGE WIN we wanted to level the series and take it to a decider in Hamilton. “But they’re high-quality opposition and after another week together you could see the improved cohesion in their performance. “There were one or two errors in our game, but overall the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Superb “The backline created a lot of opportunities as a group. The frustration for us is not finishing the opportunities. “It’s decision-making at the highest level we need to look at. That’s probably the next step we need to take with the team.” England were superb in

the first half and built up an early 10-0 lead through Marland Yarde’s try and five points from Owen Farrell. But when New Zealand eased through the gears in a clinical 11-minute spell, they had cantered out of sight. “We were pushing the pace in the first half and in the second half the All Blacks showed why they’re the world champions,” said defence coach Andy Farrell. New Zealand head coach Steve Hansen celebrated a series win over an England team he rates highly. He said: “We certainly played better than in the first Test, but we needed to because England were a lot better too. It was a great Test match.”

CHRIS CROSSES: Ashton scores a late try

KUMAR SANGAKKARA addressed one glaring omission on his outstanding CV by making his first Test hundred at the home of cricket. England were powerless to stop Sri Lanka’s great middle-order batsman as he finally got his name on the Honours Board at Lord’s with a sparkling 147 off 258 balls. His great ally Mahela Jayawardene was with him when the landmark moment arrived. The old firm took over after England had dismissed opener Kaushal Silva for 63 on a cloudy morning. Alastair Cook’s men were then shut out for more than two-and-a-half hours by two all-time class acts. The upshot was a stand of 126, in which Sangakkara broke new ground when he cover-drove Joe Root for his 10th four to reach three figures from 182 balls. The moment overcame not just him but also the usually under-stated DEBUT WICKET: Moeen Jayawardene, who charged up the pitch circumstances, and and gave his partner a rarely threatened to neck-high bear hug. miss out here. Jayawardene was out Grind for 55 to the second new ball when Stuart Cook had catchers Broad trapped him lbw in place behind and in after an unsuccessful front of the wicket as DRS review. the morning’s play got Anderson nipped out underway. Lahiru Thirimanne for But, on a slow two when he chipped pitch, he tempered his tamely to midwicket. tactics with a boundary Sangakkara finally sweeper on either side fell when he provided to Sangakkara. Moeen Ali with his first It was eventually Test wicket – caught Silva who succumbed behind after trying to to the grind. cut a wide delivery. James Anderson Sri Lanka captain broke the secondAngelo Mathews cruised wicket stand on 97, to an unbeaten 79 by doing well to find some stumps. life with a short ball But he lost Prasanna which followed Silva Jayawardene (6) – and was deflected to caught at leg slip by Matt Prior. But Sangakkara then Ian Bell off Liam Plunkett – and Nuwan simply joined forces Kulasekara (5) – with his great ally pouched by Prior off Jayawardene. Chris Jordan – as The pair have Sri Lanka closed on prospered many times in less favourable 415-7.


June 15, 2014

Lov will snub Kop for Barca

STRENGTH: Kolarov has been joined at the Etihad by Bacary Sagna (inset)

SOUTHAMPTON defender Dejan Lovren has called a halt on his proposed move to Liverpool after learning Barcelona are interested. The Croatia star handed in a transfer request when he realised Brendan Rodgers was willing to pay £15million to take him to Anfield. But Barca are also keen on him, especially as they lost out to Paris St Germain for Chelsea’s David Luiz. Dutch legend Ronald Koeman is the favourite to replace Mauricio Pochettino at St Mary’s, with ex-Man City boss Roberto Mancini also in the frame.

Daryl do for Tott boss Mo NEW Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino wants to pip Manchester United to Holland international defender Daryl Janmaat. Pochettino wants the 24-year-old to replace England’s Kyle Walker at right-back. They will have to pay more than £6million to seal the deal, however, as Janmaat is also wanted by Italian rivals Juventus and Napoli. But United will feel they are in the driving seat as incoming manager Louis van Gaal is currently in charge of him at the World Cup finals.

IT’S MERV PAYNE WITH A FAN’S VIEW OF THE FOOTIE WEEK

J-Lo & dead doves: World Cup is here!

KOLAROV ON A EURO MISSION

GYRATING: Pitbull and J-Lo “wow” the crowd

Snod off… for less cash ROBERT SNODGRASS has been warned that he must lower his wage demands if he wants to leave Norwich. Hull, West Ham and Celtic are all interested in the playmaker, who is in the final year of his contract at Carrow Road. The 26-year-old is aiming to scure a £60,000-a-week deal – more than double his current earnings. Snodgrass is aware this could be his last big move, so wants to secure his financial future. But interested clubs are being put off by the asking figure.

MANCHESTER CITY defender Aleksandar Kolarov is gunning for European glory after committing his best years to the Premier League champions.

Kolarov has signed a new four-year deal at the Etihad to kill off any prospect of a return to Italy for the former Lazio left-back. And after collecting two domestic titles and FA Cup and League Cup winners’ medals during his time in Manchester, the Serbian star now

By PETE OLIVER

wants some Champions League success. “I will give to this club probably the best stages of my career and I am very happy that I continue with this club which feels now like my home,” said Kolarov.

Future “Last season I played a lot and I think I proved to people that they can believe in me. The result was that I was offered a new contract and I was happy to sign. “When we won two trophies last season I

BRUNO MARTINS INDI is hoping to pass his World Cup screen test to secure a dream move to Manchester United. The Feyenoord defender is part of the Netherlands squad looking to win the tournament in Brazil under new Red Devils boss Louis van Gaal. The Dutch coach knows pretty much all there is to know about the 22-year-old Portuguese-born player (right) and he is already on United’s potential summer shopping list. But a convincing World Cup campaign will further convince Van Gaal that Martins Indi can cut it at the highest level and help push through a deal for the left-sided centre-back. Martins Indi can also operate at left-back, but with Southampton’s

World in Motion it was not, but possibly a motion of a different kind. As a finale, three white doves were released to symbolise FIFA’s commitment to peace – two of which flew head-first into the stands and were gobbled up by starving locals. I can’t work out why they didn’t do a tribute to Sepp Blatter… in the form of a giant brown envelope. The match bucked the trend of usually tame openers. But we got a taste of things to come as “poster boy” Neymar escaped a red card to score a scuffed goal and an iffy penalty. Get used to it folks!

was happy with what we did and I think it’s good for the club and for me that we are here now. “I think we can do a lot more things in the future. We have won everything in England and I think we can do a lot more in Europe.” Ex-Arsenal full-back Bacary Sagna’s switch to the Etihad has been confirmed, while Porto’s Fernando will complete his move soon. That will leave Manuel Pellegrini looking for a back-up goalkeeper and a new central defender, with Roma’s Mehdi Benatia in his sights.

Heavyweight Bruno set for Old Trafford By JIMMY POLLOCK Luke Shaw on his way to Old Trafford, and with Patrice Evra having signed a new contract, United are well covered in that slot. But they’re short of top-class central defenders following the departures of Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand. And Martins Indi would arrive with his best years still in front of him as a potential partner for top target Mats Hummels. Van Gaal is ready to swoop for Borussia Dortmund defender Hummels, 25, who is also on World Cup duty with Germany. And business could be done in Brazil, with Germany’s Bayern Munich midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger another who is set to land at Old Trafford in a £23million move.

THE key to enjoying a World Cup is not to expect too much or get carried away with the hype and romance. Being a veteran of nine tournaments, I am now fully prepared for two unavoidable World Cup evils: the final will almost certainly be the worst game of the tournament and the first day will be a mixture of the sublime and the ridiculous. We’re already halfway there. If you managed to keep your dinner down while Clive Tyldesley trotted out Barry Manilow lyrics during the bizarre opening ceremony, you may well have spat out your evening brew as we were treated to the musical equivalent of Diana Ross’s 1994 penalty, with Pit Bull and J-Lo gyrating to the official tournament tune.

Gobbled

Cellino wants Al wants more after signing new deal Brit in charge MASSIMO CELLINO has promised Leeds’ new boss will NOT be a foreigner. The owner is due back in West Yorkshire today to work on finalising a replacement for Brian McDermott. Cellino was expected to appoint a fellow Italian, with Benito Carbone and Gianluca Festa early favourites. But his two leading candidates are Reading academy chief Eamonn Dolan and ex-Forest Green boss Dave Hockaday. Cellino said: “I have said more than once that I want a British coach, and that’s what Leeds will get.”

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The bell tolls for Chiles’ TV career NEYMAR is a cracking player, but poster boy? I wouldn’t want that mush stuck up on my bedroom wall. He looks like Whitney Houston used to on one of her bad days.

I LOVE the ITV studio with a stunning backdrop of Sugarloaf Mountain and the Copacabana Beach. As the sun set on Rio at the end of day one, the silhouette of the famous rock looked ominously like a large BELL-END emerging from the horizon. How apt that it was soon obscured by Adrian Chiles. He didn’t get ITV’s coverage off to the best of starts last week when he announced – not once, but twice – “Welcome to Rio” at the start of England’s warm-up game with Ecuador… in Miami. It seems the locals are already fed-up with poor old Chilesey, pelting him with stones during the post-match analysis. Maybe he should try covering himself with some of that vanishing spray the referees are carrying around.

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June 15, 2014

THE ROAD TO RIO: ALL THE LATEST

EDEN’S GIVEN A HAZARD ALERT FROM FEGHOULI

GROUP G

TEAM BONDING: Kevin Grosskreutz enjoys the banter between the different club players

KEVIN GROSSKREUTZ insists there is no tension between players of rival clubs in the Germany squad ahead of their crunch opener with Portugal.

GROUP H

EDEN HAZARD and his fellow Belgian superstars are NOT good enough to win the World Cup. That’s the verdict of Algeria midfielder Sofiane Feghouli, who will try to make sure Marc Wilmots’ men get off to a losing start on Tuesday. Belgium have plenty of talent, including Premier League stars such as Hazard, Romelu Lukaku, Adnan Januzaj and Kevin Mirallas.

Magical But Valencia star Feghouli says their Group H rivals will not go all the way. He said: “I hope that Belgium have a good World Cup, but I do not think they are ready to win it. “This World Cup comes a little too soon for them – in a few years, maybe. Against the big countries, we will see the true form of Belgium.” Everton forward Mirallas agrees Belgium are not yet

Bundesliga giants Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich supply the majority of Joachim Low’s 23-man party. But despite the fierce competitiveness that exists between the two club sides, Dortmund utility man Grosskreutz claims they are pulling together for the national team. “Everyone gets on with everyone else,” he said ahead of Monday night’s showdown in Salvador. “And in our house here, the apartment I’m sharing, everything is great. Players from different teams are all mixed up and I think that’s a good thing. “The team-mates in my apartment are all big fans of the teams they play for, but that’s not a divisive thing – it brings us together. “We laugh a lot together, have a lot of fun and crack plenty of jokes. It’s great. “The club you play for isn’t important when you’re with the national team anyway.

WARNING: Feghouli there – and says Euro 2016 might be their best chance of glory. Mirallas said: “Everyone thinks that we’re going to have a magical experience. “And for us as players it is going to be special, but we remain very focused on our goal. ‘The one thing we can definitely say is that we will be stronger for Euro 2016. “We will be better for this experience of the World Cup. “You have to be honest and say that experience is important in these tournaments. We can’t get carried away.”

Confident “I’m not here as a Dortmund international, I’m here as a German international. “I want to be successful with this team and win the title. The only way we can do that is if everyone puts the team’s needs first at all times.” Grosskreutz’s versatility has been an asset for Dortmund this season and he is happy to be Low’s “flexible friend” and slot into the side wherever against Portugal. “Given the season we’ve had I couldn’t say what my position is, as I really did play almost everywhere,” added the 25-year-old. “I don’t have a favourite position, my favourite position is simply being out on the pitch. “I will always give my all wherever the coach puts me. I’m confident and experienced enough to know what needs to be done in each position, and that includes in the national team.” Grosskreutz also reckons Germany’s players can cope with the extreme heat in Brazil and it will not give

VIEIRA: FROG IN-FIGHTING IS BEHIND US GROUP E

PATRICK VIEIRA reckons France are ready to show their renewed togetherness at this World Cup. Les Bleus kick off their campaign against Honduras in Porto Alegre today. France exited the tournament in South Africa four years at the group stage amid in-fighting between players and coaching staff. Nicolas Anelka was sent home for insulting the then-chief Raymond Domenech.

Pride But 1998 World Cup winner Vieira insists that will not repeat itself in Brazil as coach Didier Deschamps has restored the unity within the camp. Vieira said: “From four years ago the French team has worked on their unity – and I think that the image of the French team has come back good. “There are players who wear the French jersey with pride, who

EXPECTANT: Vieira have defended the heart of France and now are at the World Cup in Brazil.” France are without talisman Franck Ribery after the Bayern Munich wideman pulled out due to a back injury. But ex-Arsenal and Manchester City powerhouse midfielder Vieira reckons his loss is a chance for others to step up in his absence. Vieira added: “Sometimes it’s good, because when you lose your best player some other players around will take up the responsibility and will shine during the big games.”

Insprired Begovic wants to relieve some of the Herz ASMIR BEGOVIC could not even get a ticket to a match at the 2006 World Cup in Germany, but eight years on will complete the ultimate fairytale when he competes tonight against Argentina. The Stoke goalie watched the greatest show on earth in fans’ parks in the country where he claimed asylum. But Begovic will keep net in Bosnia’s maiden international tournament match, 22 years after he left his war-torn place of birth as a young child. He said: “It’s important to

GROUP F realise what it means to people. Especially our story in Bosnia and how much pain and suffering they’ve gone through in the past few years. “So to give them this big thing to look forward to is pretty special for us and means a lot to everyone involved. “I wasn’t sure what my plans were, so we weren’t able to get any tickets for the Germany World Cup. “I watched games in the

fans’ zones and the atmosphere was pretty cool, thousands of people from countries you have no connection to, but you go there just to watch the World Cup and have a great time.” Bosnia and Herzegovina didn’t compete as a nation until 1995, but Begovic is eyeing neighbours Croatia’s success of 1998 where they finished third in their first tournament. “It’s been done before so we can take confidence and inspiration from what Croatia did in 1998,” added the 26-year-old (right).


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Kev: It’s our club rivalry that makes us stronger Portugal an advantage over them. He said: “It’s very different from Germany. The sun is really strong at midday, but we’re ready to cope with that. “The temperature and the climate won’t be a problem for us. We’re fit and can deal with it. “Our World Cup base is perfect, the pitch is superb and the weather’s great.” Cristiano Ronaldo has

underlined his status as the World Cup’s poster boy. But for once, the preening Portugal star can’t be accused of creating his own hype. The Real Madrid maestro arrived at his Brazilian hotel to find a giant billboard of himself hanging in his plush suite. That’s not all – he’s also got his famed No.7 printed on the ceiling above his bed. Not that the ex-Man United

HAPPY: Joseph Yobo

Yobo’s a go for his finals trio GROUP F JOSEPH YOBO feared his hat-trick of World Cups would never happen. The Nigeria skipper is set to appear in the finals for a third time when he faces Iran tomorrow. The 33-year-old spent large parts of last season out injured – missing five months with Fenerbahce in Turkey. He then switched to Norwich on loan, but missed the last five games with another knock. The former Everton hero said: “This is going to be my third World Cup and I was injured recently, so I’m happy now that I’m fit. “At one point I doubted if I was going to make it here because of injuries.” Yobo has 97 caps and could take his tally to 100 in Brazil. He added: “My main focus is playing for Nigeria, doing well and if I achieve any landmark, it’s going to be exciting and special as well.”

midfielder has demanded special treatment. It’s down to a confidenceboosting move by the Portuguese FA – who’ve done the same for all their squad to help them feel at home. Ronaldo insists he’ll be fit to face Germany in tomorrow’s Group G opener, despite not training after a recurrence of a knee injury that saw him limp out with the joint heavily iced.

WE’RE GHANA SURVIVE THE GROUP OF DEATH! ALBERT ADOMAH insists Ghana can come through the group stage. The Black Stars’ chances have already been written off by most pundits as they bid to find a way past Germany, USA and Portugal in the toughest World Cup draw. Adomah also said that Ghana are confident of at least matching their march to the last eight four years ago in South Africa. And the Middlesbrough winger reckons the experts are wrong to make them outsiders in the four-way tussle to progress to the knock-out stages. He said: “People are saying it’s the ‘Group of Death’, but I don’t see it like that. “Yes it is a tough group and, to be

PRAY-TIME: Ronaldo is hoping that he is fit for tomorrow’s showdown

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honest, it’s not the group you’d pick for yourself. “But they are all tough groups. It’s not like we are in with Brazil and Argentina. The way I see it is that the other teams in there will all take points off each other.”

Favour Ghana – who have beaten the USA in the last two World Cup finals – face the Yanks in their opening game tomorrow, with Portugal meeting Germany in a heavyweight clash in the other group match. Adomah added: “The two big boys

won’t want to lose against each other and if they draw, then they only have to draw one more game and that opens the door for us. “If we can win a game, against the USA say, then can get a draw off one of the others then we are right in the mix. People might under-estimate us and that could go in our favour. “Most people will expect Germany and Portugal to go through, but we are confident in our own ability after what happened in South Africa. “We almost made the semi-finals last time and we’ll use that experience to our benefit. “Add into the mix a lot of exciting young players, and there’s no reason why we can’t qualify for the next round.”

Phil doesn’t want another Swiss miss GROUP E CONFIDENT: Albert Adomah

NEW Aston Villa defender Philippe Senderos is determined to make up for his last World Cup heartache. The Switzerland star takes on Ecuador this afternoon and the 29-yearold is desperate to reach the knock-out stages after failing to get out of their group in 2010 – despite beating eventual winners Spain in their opener. “I’m looking forward to this one more because I’ve come to an age where I feel good physically,” said the former Arsenal and Fulham centre-back. “I’ve learned a lot from previous World Cups, so hopefully I can bring my qualities to the team. “These are exciting times for me. It is the third consecutive World Cup for Switzerland. “Being such a small country it is a great achievement for us and hopefully we can do better than last time.”



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