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Guide to Adult Entertainment in Houston................................................ 10 Just A Thought..................................................................................... 14 Houston’s Adult Rumor Mill...................................................................22 A Walk To The Park............................................................................... 24 The New Minority Report?.....................................................................26 The Ultimate Showgirl: Gia Nova Profiled...............................................30 The In’s & Out’s Of Pornland.................................................................38 FOR ADvertising RATES CALL 281-780-1758 Submissions will not be returned unless requested and accompanied by a S.A.S.E. Adult Quest reserves the right to revise any accepted material to fit editorial guidelines. Submission implies the work is original. Those submitting bear the responsibility of any copyright infringement. The products and services available herein are also not to be purchased by minors. The articles and editorials are meant for entertainment purposes only, and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Gray Entertainment Service, LLC, it’s affiliates and/or subsidiaries. This publisher in no way offers any recommendation, endorsement or guarantees of any kind in regard to any service, product or person advertised or mentioned within. Therefore Adult Quest and it’s publishers may not be held liable or responsible in any way for any actions ensuing from advertising. For questions or comments on this publication please don’t hesitate to write us at: 5722 Fairdale Lane, Houston, Texas 77057. Adult Quest and the original typeface creation and logo configuration are copyrighted representations of the Adult Quest trademark owned by Gray Entertainment Service, LLC. On July 27, 2006 President Bush signed into law the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act of 2006 (HR 4472). The series of acts within the bill are targeted to protect children from harm and exploitation. Elements of the new law also expand the types of images that require performers to provide government mandated documentation. Historically Adult Quest has chosen to not publish adult content that would be subject to these record-keeping requirements. However, the new expanded definition of adult content does cover some types of images that we allowed, specifically those which included genitals or pubic areas, even if blurred. We sincerely appreciate your understanding as we comply with the requirements of the new laws.

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Prinzzess Felicity Jade Rocks Glamour Girls...........................................40 Finding the Web’s Naughtiest Sites........................................................42 Something To Tickle Your Funny Bone....................................................44 We’ve aligned the stars just for you.......................................................46 Keelee of Joy Gentlemen’s Club.............................................................48 Check Out What’s In Store For You........................................................52 This Month’s Hot Choices......................................................................54 FIND US ONLINE AT Copyright 2013 © No part of this publication may be reproduced without the written permission of its publishers. The Adult Quest logo design, was created by, is copyrighted and is the property of Gray Entertainment Service, LLC. Adult Quest Trademark is owned by Gray Entertainment Service, LLC. The publishers reserve the right to refuse any advertisement for any reason including, but not limited to, content or design with no further responsibility than a refund of any payments made. The publishers assume no responsibility for errors and/or omissions, or inability to publish due to mistake or any other reason caused or suffered by themselves or their subcontractors. Such an occurance will not constitute a breach of any contract and the publisher will be liable for only the price of the ad space and may at their option run a “make good” ad of the same size in a subsequent issue. No right to discount or credit will be given. The advertiser is solely responsible for ad content and photos and/or art work submitted for their advertisement and shall indemnify and hold harmless the publisher from photos or art work run in their ad due to copyright or trademark infringement, lack of proper releases, slander, libel, unfair trade practices etc. The advertiser also assures and takes full responsibility for keeping all records as to the age and identity of all models in submitted photos as required by law and proving that all models are 18 years old or older.

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BOOK & VIDEO STORES 24 Hour Video & DVD 12745 East Frwy (Exit Normandy) 713-445-8670 DT 24 Hour Video 176 N. Sam Houston Pkwy East 281-445-7727 BJ’s 24 Hour News 6314 Gulf Frwy 713-454-0340 Cupid 5305 Easthampton Dr. 281-219-7999 Executive Video 14002 Northwest Frwy (US 290) 713-462-5100 Fantasy Adult Bookstore 8120 Steadman 713-674-3805 Intrigue 9374 Richmond 713-244-2787 Pinemont Video 7700 Pinemont Suite F 713-460-8745 smoke alley 4602 Dacoma St. 713-688-0600 Talk of the Town DVD Stores 8226 Gulf Freeway 713-644-8140 10550 Gulf Freeway 713-941-8447 4121 N. Freeway 713-697-0542 12310 Hempstead 713-462-7424 9906 Eastex 713-692-6403

studios 7th Star Spa 2647 Winrock 281-974-5386 emerald spa 2235 Richmond Ave. 713-572-5618 envy 2637 Winrock 713-277-8782 Golden Times 3824 S. Dairy Ashford 281-589-7911 h bath house 7609 Broadview Dr 713-649-6025 j.c. spa 2900 Hillcroft 713-339-3303 mayflowers 9331 Gulf Freeway 713-947-0766 Moon Spa 5114 1960 West 281-587-0883 mystique spa 10800 W. Bellfort Ave. 281-575-7223 new heaven 8314 Gulf Freeway oak spa 9544 Richmond Ave. 832-859-4088


Oasis Relaxation 1319 FM 1960 West @ Ella 281-580-8808 oriental bath house 8022 Almeda-Genoa 713-991-5995 oriental bath house south 10150 Almeda-Genoa - Suite H 713-944-4499 pink 730 Highway 6 South 281-531-8668 star bath house 7506 Park Place Blvd. 713-645-3333 v.i.p. spa 6318 Gulf Freeway 713-643-8881 zaz spa 2029 Mangum 713-688-0944

clothing & boutiques Adam & eve 17531 Hwy 249 281-469-0619 25701 I-45 North, Exit 73 281-298-0069 Boogie’s Boutique 3303 Sage 713-629-7900 Bizarre Bazaar 12344 Gulf Frwy 713-944-1957 6306 Fairbanks N Houston Suite 500 713-462-4555 9441 FM 1960 Bypass Rd Humble, TX 281-318-7638 7110 FM 1960 East 281-812-0696 3403 W. FM 1960 #C 281-843-1776 920 S. Mason Rd • Suite A 281-395-4747 10602 FM 1960 281-477-0885 7127 Spencer Hwy • Suite 150 281-478-9900 1401 Spring-Cypress Rd 281-288-4700 Bizarre Times 5727 Richmond Ave Across from Sam’s Boat 713-334-2021 8261 Richmond #N 713-532-9990 8726 Richmond 832-767-0331 8615 Westheimer 713-954-7121 Cindie’s 1641 Westheimer 713-528-6016 25915 I-45 N #C 281-367-3331 120 W 1st St. 281-970-0969 7903 Westheimer 713-266-8665 3507 S. Shepherd

713-522-9339 821 FM 1960 W 281-397-0731 4303 Hwy 6 N. 281-463-6234 1629 Hwy 249 281-897-9246 18165 Gulf Frwy 281-486-1000 Erotic Cabaret Boutique 1222 Westheimer 713-528-4565 Eros 1207 1207 Spencer 713-944-6010 High Times 6881 S. Gessner @ Bellaire 713-777-1783 Katz Boutique 2720 SW Freeway @ Kirby 281-496-5296 16855 North Freeway 281-444-5289 9820 N. Freeway, Suite B 281-847-9669 5555 SW Freeway 713-662-3000 1710 Highway 6 281-496-5285 12843 Westheimer 281-752-7970 14707 Eastex Freeway 281-360-0009 27646 Tomball Parkway 281-255-2625 Love Works 25170 I-45 North 281-292-0070 smoke alley 4602 Dacoma St. 713-688-0600 Yandy Promo Code: QuestTX Zone D’ Erotica 19211 Hwy 45 & Cypresswood 281-528-7861 2626 W. Loop South 713-960-1762 22401 Loop 494, Suite 650 281-358-2720 131376 Willowchase Dr 281-970-4980 821 I-45 North Conroe 936-539-6607

male dance (for women only) La Bare 6447 Richmond Ave 713-780-0930

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Chics Cabaret 10255 East Freeway 713-670-8438 Club Desyre 6920 Fairbanks N. Houston 832-439-0755 Club Onyx 3113 Bering Dr 713-785-0444 Cover girls 10310 West Little York 713-937-7772 crazy horse houston 5608 N. Shepherd Dr Diamond Club - Richmond 3136 Richmond Ave. 713-528-8116 eclipse 6821 South Gessner 713-771-7777 Fantasy North 8503 N. Frwy 281-999-6833 G Cabaret 9009 Airport Blvd. 713-910-3953 832-588-7726 glamour girls 14428 Hempstead Hwy. 713-462-1700 Gold Cup 12747 NW Frwy 713-460-0171 Hottyz Latino Cafe & Sports Bar 9870 Westpark 713-787-0081 Houston Dolls 313 Rankin Rd 281-443-1819 Joy of Houston 11242 FM 529 713-538-9200 la chatte 13335 Duluth 713-455-4424 Legends 6333 Richmond 713-784-6333 Legs Cabaret 8307 Gulf Freeway 713-242-6555 lust men’s club 9924 North Freeway 281-272-LUST Moments on the Southside 5133 Spencer Hwy · Pasadena 281-487-1962 The Men’s Club 3303 Sage 713-629-7900 Moulin Cabaret 8930 Winkler 713-910-4300 oceans cabaret 1244 Gulf Freeway 409-938-1515 the palace 9301 Bissonnet 713-774-8200 Playmates 9605 SW Frwy 713-778-1440

Pleasures 11150 NW Freeway 713-686-3401 privilege 6430 Westheimer Rd 713-364-1220 Rick’s North 410 N. Sam Houston Prwy 281-999-7891 The Ritz houston 10520 Gulf Frwy 713-944-6445 sapphires 2033 Mangum Rd. 832-767-5127 713-360-9244 sinfully young 8926 Gulf Freeway 713-941-9600 Showpalace 1411 Spencer Hwy 713-943-2990 Solid Platinum 2732 West TC Jester @ 610 713-680-1414 Splendor 7440 W. Greens Rd 281-477-3000 sunset strip 2425 Mangum Rd. 713-680-3500­ Treasures 5647 Westheimer 713-629-6200 vegas men’s club 1925 HWY 6 South 281-531-7900 Scores 9850 Westpark 713-266-6560

Misc. Services adult cakes by kim 713-320-3454 adult SMS texts 1-866-451-2622 Bunny Ranch 1-888-BUNNYRANCH custom motor sports 13326 Westheimer #C 281-741-0600 Greco & Associates, PC 8100 Washington Ave., Suite 250 713-972-1100 Greg’s Mobile Entertainment 281-772-3948 iron city gym 15922 Cypress N. Houston 281-213-2851 KCISS Guys: Girls: mega mates dating 713-229-9900 rookies sports bar 305-B Sawdust Rd 281-362-9610 safari sun screen printing 1-866-339-7291

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you want good work, then you have to pay for the quality. As far as government programs, drug test for access and put a time limit on them. Problem solved. Stop the insanity that you “deserve” more or better. Work for it. Earn it. Gun Control

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” So many times I see on the news, over hear people talking, and read in the paper people complaining about what is wrong in this country and how things can be fixed. Only problem is that these solutions that they speak of, go against everything this country was founded on. So here are my two cents on some of the problems with our country. Illegal Immigration Last time I checked, our country was founded by illegal immigrants. We are all from somewhere else other than the United States, unless you’re native Indian. I know, I have heard all the complaints. They take our jobs, they work for less, and they take advantage of all government free programs. Seriously? I see people doing this every day that aren’t here illegally. Here are my answers to these issues. Do your job! The better you do your job, the harder it is for someone to take it. Also, the better you do your job, the more you can make. Employers know you get what you pay for. You want cheap work, you hire cheap labor,

The right to own whatever is see right to protect myself and my family from all enemies, foreign and domestic, is a right given to me and all Americans by the founding fathers of this Country and is protected and affirmed by the 2nd Amendment of our Constitution. Here is my idea to put people’s minds at ease on this: pull our troops from all foreign lands and let them become police officers here. There is no need to protect other countries when we should be protecting our own. Go after the people that break the law, and allow law abiding citizens to enjoy the rights and freedoms that made this country what it is. Too many people live in fear these days. Children no longer play in the streets. Lack of education and fear have put this country in a downward spiral that we need to stop, and get back to a time and place where you don’t need to be scared to go out your front door. Censorship Education, Education, Education. People educate yourself and your children. Know right from wrong. Hold people accountable for their actions, and let people be happy doing what makes them happy. Porn, topless clubs, swingers, news stands, video stores, and nudity are not bad things, yet a lot of people would like to sweep them under the rug and hide them. The people trying to shut these places down need to stop being lazy and stop pointing fingers and blaming the adult businesses for all the problems. If your man cheats, it is not because of the adult business, it is because he is not the man for you. Move on. Take responsibility, and stop blaming others to cover up the real reason for your problems.

Adult Quest Magazine Houston 5722 Fairdale Lane Houston, Texas 77057 Office: 713-785-8684 Advertisement Sales: 281-780-1758 Owned by Gray Entertainment Service, LLC Publisher Walter Gray Editor Mitch Murphy Advertising Sales Mitch Murphy Art & Design Director Heath Stillwell Contributing Writers Dave Cummings Art Koch Paul Allen Jeffery Greco Misha Moré Distributors Gray Entertainment Service, LLC

Now I could have dived a lot deeper into these subjects and I could have added more. But I hope this gets your attention and gets you to think. I might not think the same way as you. But it’s just a thought. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, be safe and cherish those around you.

Quest is published monthly. The Publisher assumes no financial responsibility for errors in ads beyond the cost of the space occupied by the error. A correction will be printed in the case of an error. The Publisher is not liable for any slandering of an individual, business or group. We mean no malice or criticism at any time. Advertisers agree to hold publishers harmless for failure to produce any issue as scheduled due to reasons beyond the Publishers control. Publisher is not liable for any promised or lack of fulfillment from advertisers. All advertisers are responsible for the content of their ads, and Publisher is held harmless from all suits, claims or loss of expenses. This includes, but is not limited to, suits for libel, plagiarism, copyright infringement and unauthorized use of person’s name or photograph. Publisher is not liable for advertisers’ coupons in any way and does not promote excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages. Due to the active nature of the adult entertainment business, there may be staff changes after deadline affecting availability of models depicted in ads. All models pictured are 18 years of age or older. Custodian of records is Mitch Murphy. Quest contains adult material and should not be distributed or sold to minors under the age of 18.

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Sexy Porn Epic “Code of Honor” Coming This Month from Digital Playground! Digital Playground presents the explosive epic adult film of the year; Code of Honor. Award winning director Robby D. invites you on an adventure of a lifetime that features the world’s sexiest women. When their former teammate is taken hostage, a super squad of bad ass beauties reunite for one last mission; to infiltrate the criminal cartel and rescue their fallen friend. Digital Playground Contract Stars Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele and Stoya are the hardcore honeys that come together to save Selena Rose, the law enforcement agent that gets caught while undercover. With 7 energetically erotic sex scenes, that also include Tasha Reign and Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee,

Code of Honor infuses intensity with passion.

products during the week of Valentine’s as well!

The 3 disc set is loaded with incredible extras and revealing bonus features making the viewing experience of Code of Honor an unforgettable one. The action is hot and the sex is hotter in this amazing all-star adventure! Coming this month, find it in an adult video store near you!

Smoke Alley also offers a wide selection of fine blown glass, hookahs, tobacco, vaporizers, E-cigs, incense, adult novelties and much more. Stop by for your savings at the store that has the lowest prices in town, Smoke Alley, and let them know you heard about them in Quest Magazine!

A New Venue in Town

The Grand Opening of Sapphires on Mangum Road will be a huge event for adult entertainment lovers around Houston. The festivities will be overlapped with all the excitement of NBA All Star Weekend, as Sapphires will be throwing a three day celebration from February 14th - 16th. Sapphires has a roster of over 30 entertainers dancing on three separate stages at their 2033 Mangum Rd location where couples are always welcome and they offer $3.75 U-Call-Its Monday through Friday from 4pm to 8pm. Sapphires is also hiring for entertainers and all other positions as well, and they offer two weeks with no house fee for entertainers. Call them at 832-767-5127 for more details.

Smoke Alley is Back

We here at Quest would like to welcome back advertiser Smoke Alley! They run a great smoke shop over at 4602 Dacoma Street where the selection and deals will keep you coming back again and again. Deals like 50% off all TopCo adult toys for the entire month of February and 40% off WeVibe

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It’s Rodeo Time! Late this month is the kick off of Houston Rodeo time and with it comes a wide variety of opportunities to get into some of your favorite clubs for free when you present your ticket stub from that day’s rodeo at the front door! Flip through the pages of this month’s issue and see which of you favs is participating!

Porn Star Eva Lovia Coming to H-Town Coming to perform live this month at Glamour Girls is the drop dead gorgeous Eva Lovia, an industry newbie for the most part, she is hot and energetic and eager to please her customers! Get over to Glamour Girls 14428 Hempstead location February 21st through 23rd to see her!!

Quest for the Best Are you a beautiful local woman who wants to show off her assets to the world? Quest is seeking sexy ladies, whether they be bartenders, waitstaff, dancers, etc. If you’re hot & want to flaunt what you’ve got, call us today at 281-780-1758 for more details.

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as spread as they are. Mike and Liza met in their usual place and walked the block to the park. On the way they pass a construction site of a large building that is empty of workers due to the government holiday. Rounding the corner, they discovered a way in and slip through the door. They entered a huge room that is filled with scaffolding and saw horses. Liza noticed that on the floor was a pile of torn fabric strips that must have held bundles of material for the job. Mike had walked over to admire the wood work and stood right next to one of the tall scaffolding towers. Liza picked up several strips of torn fabric and walked up behind him. He didn’t know she was standing there. Liza quietly tied four pieces of fabric to the metal poles, two as far up as she could reach and pretty far apart, and two more at floor level. She readied herself and tapped him on his shoulder. As soon as he turned around, she leaped towards him and pushed him up against the metal rods behind him, grabbing his left wrist. She yanked his arm up high and grabbed the fabric strip, wrapping it quickly around his wrist and tied it in a knot. Mike tried to grab at her with his right hand but Liza was too fast, grabbing it and yanking it up as high as the other one, tying it in place as well. She glared into his eyes as she stood directly in front of him, put her hands gently on either side of his face, and leaned in to give him a deep, probing kiss. With her right foot, she quickly side kicked Mike’s left foot over and knelt down to tie his ankle to a rod. Liza moved over to his right foot and yanked it over to the last strip of torn fabric, making him temporarily hang by his hands for a moment. After getting his ankle secure,


she crawled to the center of his body and put her hands on his legs, she rubbed her hands all the way up his thighs to the waist band of his pants. Liza cupped her hands over his waist band and pulled herself up, using Mike’s pants as leverage. Once standing, she unbuttoned his shirt and opened it to reveal his firm chest, tight stomach and hard nipples. Mike’s chest raised and lowered quickly with his breaths. Liza started to kiss his neck and run her hands over his shoulders and down his chest, stopping with each hand resting over top of his nipples. She extend her body and begin to kiss him deep and long as her fingers find each erect nipple. The deeper she kissed, the tighter she begin to squeeze. The air rushed into Mike’s lungs as he inhaled deeply. Liza could feel the bulge in Mike’s pants growing as her body is pressed against his and she reaches down to run her hand along it’s outline. Then she lowers herself to her knees and undoes his pants, kissing the stomach along the line of his waist band. As she open Mike’s pant front, revealing more smooth skin, she continues to kiss lower to her goal and begins to move her tongue over the surface of his skin. She begins to feel a sexual rage build up inside as she near Mike’s cock and she yanks his pants down as far as they will go with his legs · February 2013

Liza gets on her knees, face to face with Mike’s throbbing hard on and she reaches up, taking hold of it’s base. In one gulp, she forced her mouth over the tip and brought her face all the way to his stomach. She stayed that way for several seconds while she twirled her tongue all around his shaft and she gripped both of his balls with both of her hands. Liza pulled her mouth all the way off his cock and reached down for the last strip of fabric still laying on the floor. Next, she pulled his balls out slightly away from his body and began to wrap the fabric around their base, making them tight and extended. She incorporated a “figure 8” around the base of Mike’s cock and back around his balls a few times and tied off the ends. The fabric was just tight enough to hold the blood inside his hot cock and balls, but with no pain. She returns to her previous position and with the tongue, she begin to follow every outline of Mike’s tied up cock and balls, up one side of his shaft, over the tip and down the other side. Lowering herself a little more, she leans in and takes his left ball all the way into her mouth as she strokes his cock with her hand. While continuing to stroke Mike’s cock a little faster and taking both of the balls into her mouth and sucking and licking their whole surface. She looked up to see a sparkle of moisture coming from the tip of his dick so she released his balls and licked the tip of his cock clean... then she stopped. She walked over to an A-frame

ladder leaning up against the wall and carried it over, setting it up in front of Mike. Liza climbed the first step which lines her ass up perfectly with his hard dick. She pulled her skirt up revealing her bare pussy and ass and bent all the way over at the waist while holding on to the side of the ladder. She backed up, grasping his hard cock, and pulling it inside of her hot, wet waiting pussy. She starts pumping backwards onto his cock, quickly and forcefully. The feelings of her silky smooth canal were like heaven on his dick. Pounding and pounding, bringing Mike nearer to orgasm... Then she stopped again. She reach back and grasp his cock again, which is covered in her slippery sweet pussy juice, and she lays the tip on her tight little anus and began to force it into her ass, bending over a little further and taking every throbbing inch he had to offer her. Liza then inserted three fingers into her soaking wet pussy and begin to slide her ass up and down on his cock while matching the rhythm with her fingers, only going opposite to his cock. Her hand moved in such way that it also ran over her very hard and sensitive clit. It wasn’t long before they both reached the point where they know the next few pumps will send them both into exploding orgasms but Liza, losing her control, continued on triggering her orgasm. Squeezing his dick inside her ass, which set off his huge orgasm and he released all his creamy white goodness deep into Liza’s ass. Liza loved the warm feeling of being filled with his seed. Catching her breath as her ass dripped her sweet trophy, she untied Mike’s bonds, they dressed, and continued on with their stroll to the park. Who knows what might happen there!

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are confining people for crimes they have never committed, but rather only fantasized about, if at all. I just recently read an article which came out in “The New Yorker”, entitled, “The Science of Sex Abuse,” (Aviv, Rachel, January 14, 2013 online edition). In reading this article, (which is eye-opening, by the way), I can’t help but feel like we are in the blockbuster movie, “Minority Report”, starring Tom Cruise. Recall, the crux of that movie was that the pre-cogs were gathering data on people that they foresaw would commit a murder and the police would arrest the futuremurder suspect before they got a chance to commit the murder. One of the most deviant crimes around, and socially repulsive, is sexual crimes against children. Most people would agree that people who sexually abuse children deserve to go to prison for as long as the law allows. Most defendants are charged in State Court, but many defendants are charged in Federal Court with child pornography and sexual abuse (when crossing state lines to sexually abuse or attempt to sexually abuse a child). It is not the prison sentence that has caused a stir, but rather the civil commitment after their prison sentence has been fulfilled that has many people up in arms. In 2006, the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act was passed by Congress. In essence this bill allows the Federal Bureau of Prisons to detain defendants beyond their sentence through the means of a civil commitment. The bill was designed to civilly commit “potentially” violent sexual predators based on a number of risk factors and a test called “the Static-99”. Bear in mind that these risk factors and test scores are no more accurate or valid predictors of one’s propensity to commit a future sex crime against a child than Chinese fortune cook-


ies’ numbers on the back are for picking the winning lottery numbers. However, thousands of defendants convicted of either possession of child pornography or sexual assault of a child find themselves confined to a “treatment” center via a civil commitment order for years after their release date from prison. These people have paid their debt to society, yet they are still being held on a “whim”, if you could even call it that, that they may later commit another crime against a child. There are even scores of men who have been civilly committed after their prison sentence for child pornography that never touched a child in person. However, they scored high on their risk assessment and now they find themselves committed for many more years simply because they pose a “potential future risk”, which is what we saw in Minority Report. We are essentially imprisoning people for future crimes they have not yet committed. Not only that, but we · February 2013

Typically this sort of thing would be on CNN and every journalist from LA to NY would be shouting from their perch that is not civil, its Un-American, etc., etc. However, when we think about the type of person that this is going to affect, society turns a blind eye towards it. It is okay to do this because this deals with the most dangerous type of person that roams the Earth – those that would sexually abuse a child for their own gratification. Yet if this was for drug dealers or gang bangers, we would have every community activist and ACLU member shouting for justice and bringing this injustice to an end immediately. Has society become tolerant of certain crimes and willing to burn the constitution from the very pages it was written on for the injustices of other criminal acts? What do you think about that? What would you do if this was your friend? Your brother? Your father? I suspect you would feel much differently than you do right now. More to come on this next month. As always, if you or anyone you know has been arrested, have them call me at 713.972.1100.

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Condoms in Porn? Just Another Day at Wicked Pictures Now that voters in Los Angeles have passed a resolution mandating condoms be worn in any adult films shot in the county, porn companies are scrambling to fight the law. Among their arguments is that the presence of prophylactics ruins the fantasy elements of their films – and that using them will cause further declines in already slumping DVD sales. But that reasoning conveniently ignores Wicked Pictures. Since the late 1990s, the studio has been using condoms in all of its films, yet it is still one of the biggest filmmakers in the porn industry. “We’ve never waved our flag about it; it’s just something we do,” says president and owner Steve Orenstein [pictured]. You might think that having learned how to make condom-mandatory films that He Stirred Up a Hornet’s Nest, Now Lindsay Lohan’s Old Man Trying to do Damage Control Or is it because TMZ got scooped by RadarOnLine on the story? From Lindsay Lohan is NOT banging rich dudes for money ... despite reports she’s a highly paid escort -- so says her father. Michael Lohan is quoted in the reports in question, saying Lindsay is “getting paid to date rich men.” According to the reports, these dates last for several days and the men shower her with lavish gifts like jewelry. One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year’s with him in London. But Michael insists he was misquoted -- telling TMZ, “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER!” He adds, “Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!” Joanna Angel: From Waitress to Punk Princess to Porn Maven; The Gamma Deal From - Joanna Angel and her roommate founded 10 years ago with money they earned waitressing. Today, Angel, a petite dynamo, oversees a multimedia empire that receives almost as much attention in the mainstream as it does in adult. The operation


has grown so much that Angel recently began considering taking on a partner to manage the rapidly expanding tech side of the business so she can concentrate her efforts on filmmaking and the company’s other creative ventures. A friend suggested Gamma Entertainment … and the partnership was born. Under a deal inked late last week, Gamma’s FameDollars division, based in Montreal, will manage the back end and marketing for all the sites in the Burning Angel network, plus help to develop new properties. “Over the course of the past 10 years, I have turned this little project into a real company and a real brand,” Angel said. “It’s frustrating at times to know we have so much potential to go much further but lack the resources to take us there, and that is where Gamma will come in.” Working with Angel and her crew, FameDollars will redesign and re-launch as a mega-site and network gateway. The new incarnation is expected to launch sometime this spring, containing content from the eight sites currently in the network:,,,,,, and The component sites will receive makeovers, as well, focusing on creating a more responsive layout, new photo plug-ins, zipped content files and a slideshow — all designed to improve end-user experience. “We are so excited with this partnership because of its great potential,” said FameDollars Director of Product and Development Magalie Rheault. “We don’t have content like Burning Angel does, so it’s a natural fit to our growing repertoire. Sarah Jessica Parker Winds Up on the Lovelace Cutting Room Floor A role that caused a lot of drama during the making of Lovelace has turned out not to be necessary for the drama onscreen. Last year, Sarah Jessica Parker was a last-minute · February 2013

appeal to adult video consumers, Wicked would see a competitive advantage in the new law. However, the company was quick to join ranks with other studios to lobby against the measure last November. Among the reasons? The protective measures could go far beyond condoms. “Even if it would put us in a better position than everyone else, we don’t believe this should be mandated or dictated by the government,” says Orenstein. “And we don’t really know what it means. It could mean dental dams. It could mean people wearing masks on the set. It could mean things that make it impossible to exist as a company in this industry.” And as for that advantage? Wicked shrugs that off, noting that the competition will simply shoot elsewhere to avoid the law if it’s unable to have it overturned in L.A.

addition to the film, which features Amanda Seyfried in the life story of the woman who starred in the 1972 X-rated movie Deep Throat. The Sex and the City actress was an emergency fill-in for Demi Moore, who dropped out of the movie in the middle of production after she suffered unspecified health problems and was hospitalized. The casting crisis was averted, but with the film now just days away from its debut at the Sundance Film Festival, directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman have told EW that it turned out they didn’t need the character after all. Parker, who played the role of feminist icon Gloria Steinem, has joined a long list of actors left on the cutting room floor. Epstein and Friedman say the script originally ended in 1984, after porn icon Linda Lovelace went back to her real name, Linda Boreman, and became an anti-porn crusader. They shot those scenes, but as editing was underway the directors decided it would be better to end the story earlier, in the year 1980, which was before Lovelace/Boreman became affiliated with Steinem. Parker, whom the filmmakers described as very gracious for rushing to fill the role while they were in the midst of shooting, was part of the coda to the film. Epstein and Friedman said her willingness to help out made it especially difficult for them to tell her the performance was no longer needed. “You never want to make that call,” Friedman said. “But she was a pro,” Epstein added. Will we ever see her performance in deleted scenes on the DVD? The filmmakers, who will

be seeking distribution at the festival, haven’t gotten that far yet. So the on-set photo above may be the only time we see Parker as Steinem — at least for a while. LA “Sugar Daddy Capital” for College Coeds Looking for Love, Tuition A Las Vegas-based dating website for the post”Fifty Shades of Grey” era has gained steam, now with 2 million members, 44 percent of whom are female college students seeking a “sugar daddy.” As “sugar babies,” students receive an average of $3,000 per month for relationships, mostly with older men who get companionship -- and sometimes much more. UCLA was among the fastest-growing “sugar baby schools,” with 180 Bruins looking for a wealthy partner in a “mutually beneficial” relationship, according to a report this week from the website, The University of California, Los Angeles, ranks No. 20 on’s list, while Cal State Fullerton, USC and UC Riverside are in the top 75, according to a ranking provided by the website.

“It’s huge. Southern California is probably one of our biggest markets,” said’s spokeswoman, Angela Jacob Bermudo. “LA in particular is one of our sugar daddy capitals.” The site was founded in 2006 by Brandon Wade [pictured], a self-professed nerd who didn’t receive his first kiss until he was a 21-year-old MIT student. Wade has since created a small dating-website empire that he says is a more honest approach to what people really want

from relationships. On the website, a sugar daddy is described as “a successful and generous man who is willing to pamper and offer financial help or gifts to a young person in return for friendship and companionship,” while a sugar baby is “an attractive, ambitious and goal oriented individual who has a lot to offer.” Similar to Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the bestselling erotic novel “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the mostly older men and younger women who find each other through enter in a kind of contract, the terms of which are up to the individuals involved. Playmate Appears in Syracuse on Charges of Smuggling Illegal Immigrant

A Playboy magazine playmate appeared in federal court recently on charges of trying to smuggle her Canadian boyfriend across the border last summer. Colleen Shannon, 34, of Los Angeles, was charged in August with helping to smuggle Robert Skojo and transport him after he sneaked across the border by boat through the Akwesasne Mohawk Indian Reservation, which straddles the border. Skojo’s criminal record in Canada would’ve prevented him from entering the U.S. legally, according to court papers. Assistant U.S. Attorney Gwendolyn Carroll spelled out the government’s case against Shannon. U.S. Border Patrol agents stopped Shannon on Aug. 15 at the Massena point of entry, where she’d driven alone in Skojo’s 2005 Bentley, court papers said. She declared that she had $9,800 in cash with her, which she said was from her job as a DJ. She could not provide proof that Skojo had given permission to drive his car. Shannon told the agents she was an

actress and that she was driving to New York City to meet her agent, the court papers said. Border Patrol let her go, then notified agents with Homeland Security Investigations. Agents watched her drive to a hotel in Fort Covington, NY, near the border of the Indian reservation, and Skojo met her there that night, papers said. The next morning, both of them were arrested. Judge: Stacie Halas Unfit to Teach A middle school science teacher who acted in pornographic films will not be able to return to her position following an administrative law decision that sided with the Oxnard School District. Stacie Halas, 32, who had a nine-month porn career before she started teaching at Haydock Intermediate School, was deemed unfit to teach in a unanimous decision by a three-person Commission on Professional Competence. In a 46-page document released last Friday, Judge Julie Cabos-Owen continuously pointed to Halas’ dishonesty when Halas was first confronted about the X-rated films by school officials and during a six-day administrative hearing. “While (Halas) failed to establish that she can be trusted as a role model for children or an example of redemption, the circumstances of this case most certainly demonstrate that one’s decisions and conduct, particularly continual deceit, must bring with them certain consequences,” Cabos-Owen wrote. Last April the school board voted unanimously to fire Halas, stating that the classroom environment would be disrupted if Halas were to continue teaching. Halas appealed the decision to the Commission on Professional Competence. Halas now has the option to appeal the commission decision to Ventura County Superior Court. Halas’ lawyer, Richard Schwab, said it’s an option he is considering, but has not discussed it with Halas.

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I’m almost reluctant to call Bright Desire a “for women” site because it’s kind of for everyone. Unlike many sites that claim to have a feminist slant on porn, this isn’t about being pro-misandry or anti-establishment. It is certainly different than what comes out of Porno Valley and other adult industry Meccas (and rightfully proud of it), but only because it wants to offer a touch of art, some realism in its sex and be less misogynistic than the mainstream porn scene. One thing I was pleased to see that beautifully proves her point (“her” being Ms. Naughty, the site’s creator and videographer) is the inclusion of guy scenes. There are no “straight” or “gay” labels among the 74 movies and 59 photo sets. If you like looking at guys masturbate, it’s there. If you want to see real couples having sex the way they do in real life – but filmed in high quality by a pro camerawoman as opposed to a grainy, stationary webcam – then it’s there, too.

narration documents what gets them off, interviews with the models, awardwinning film shorts and more. Some of the shorts have college humor in them, but many don’t even reach the level of softcore porn. It’s an entertaining and always artistic change, but keep that in mind if all you want is nudity and sex. Ms. Naughty also provides you with erotic stories, porn reviews and articles. The site only launched in December 2012, so it’s too soon to tell when new material is being added. You can filter by month, but note that anything linked to a previous month was merely when she created the scene during her career, not when it first appeared on Often in porn, the chicks tend to be a little submissive and at the whim the site. and desire of the guy. On Big Tits Boss, however, the women are the

ones who take charge and go after what looks good to them.

No, BigTitsBoss isn’t a Femdom site in any way. However, the scenarios tend to focus on women seeing a guy they like and then getting him to fuck them, although it’s not that hard given that these chicks are all hot with big boobs. It’s a nice change from having the guys be the aggressors though.

There are women masturbating while previously recorded

There’s a massage parlor somewhere out there called Happy Tugs. The place is staffed by Asian beauties who keep their clients happy by stroking their cocks and and fucking them. Guys love going there for obvious reasons, and the girls love servicing their customers because it gives them something to post on Happy Tugs Mobile. There are hidden cameras placed inside the massage parlor and they capture everything. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like all that many men take advantage of the services, because HappyTugsMobile has only got 24 videos. To make matters worse, the website hasn’t updated since the end of September 2012.

you can’t jump to specific pages and that causes a bit of a navigational inconvenience. The scenes play out like you’d expect and the performers never fail to put on sizzling shows. I’d be shocked to learn that what we’re getting is genuine hidden camera footage, but I’m happy to suspend disbelief.

The site hasn’t been updating very much as of late. In fact, it actually stopped growing for a couple of months, but now seems to be back to updating once a month.

A large set of pictures also comes with each movie. The 156 photo sets show the same action as the videos and are very sweet to look at as You get access to the entire Reality they capture all the cock-jamming action in full glory. They can be Kings Mobile network, which means is downloaded in Zip files, too.

that you’re free to explore more than 30 additional sites, including ones like In The VIP Mobile, Money Talks Mobile This site is also part of the great Reality Kings network of original realiand We Live Together Mobile. Some ty-style sites. There are more than 40 that you get full access to and givof these sites are great and add a ton of en that most of them have been around for a long time, you are looking value to a membership.

The vids are spread out across a few pages and in the default setting, they’re sorted by how popular they are. You can have them sorted by when they were added to the website. You can also use category tags to find the ones that’ll most appeal to you. The tags will come in very handy down the line (provided that the site does grow in size), because


And not only do the chicks and their tits look good, but so do the scenes themselves. The 156 videos are downloadable in a good-quality Windows Media format as well as an h.264-formatted MP4 version. There are also clips. A little more than a third are also offered in an HD format. · February 2013

at thousands of high-quality hardcore videos featuring sexy babes and lots of hot asses and big tits. Some of these sites are 8th Street Latinas, Captain Stabbin, MILF Hunter, Mike in Brazil and Mikes Apartment.

The two negatives I have to mention are the 10GB daily download limit on all the sites in the network and the fact that the trial is very limited. These are things to be aware of, but not enough for us to not recommend the site. Whether you’re just looking for busty babes or a mix of material, the main content and bonus material make Big Tits Boss worth recommending. Plus, this network just keeps on expanding.

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cording to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might suddenly appear there.”

A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.

The owner raises his eyebrows. “Really? Interesting. But couldn’t you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a cone? You never know... she might say yes.”

The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

The mathematician laughs. “Yeah, right. How likely is THAT to happen?” The Chastity Belt

“But why?” she asks. “Because I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies. Betting a Blonde A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you a blow job that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead,” “You’re on,” returned his wife. They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon … dead. The wife gets out from under the covers and commences to pay her debt. After getting his blow job the husband says, “I have to admit that I saw this movie before.” She in turn confessed, “I saw the movie before too. But I didn’t think he was stupid enough to ride over the same rock twice.” Quantum Date Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn’t there, if he can buy her an ice cream cone. The owner, who is used to the weird, local university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine’s Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart wrenching plea into empty space, curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, “I apologize for my stupid questions, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool, man. Why do you persist in talking to empty space?” The mathematician replies, “Well, ac-

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King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he’d see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?” “Ah, sire, just observe.” said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. “Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch, “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Lancelot. “Sir Lancelot,” exclaimed King Arthur, “The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is your’s, good sir!” But Sir Lancelot was speechless.

the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

Men and Sex A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with “T”: Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday. Alligator Shoes A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry all his purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.”

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!”

The old lady suggested, “ Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, “Well, little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”

“Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, with a gun in her hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge nine foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were seven more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled mightily and managed to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration, “DAMMIT! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!”

The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens!” Love Dress

Lips & Kisses There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have ‘Two Lips and Seven Kisses?’”

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. “What are you doing?” she asks. “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress!! Don’t you like it?”

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”

“I’ll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over” replies the mom. When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. “Now what are you doing?” “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!”

So the woman asked, “Is this a record?” To which the man replied, “No, its average!” Helping Out A farmer stopped by

Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: “Honey, what are you doing?” She gives him the same answer her daughter gave her, “It’s my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?” Her husband thinks long and hard and says, “I think you should have ironed it!” February 2013 ·


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Don’t let work get you down this month. It’s only a job; so many more important things go on after 5 p.m. Romance blossoms later in the month. You’ll be swept off your feet when you least expect it by someone whom you never thought could interest you. Gemini and Aries are involved.

46 · February 2013 Even though it may be hard for you, you’re going to have to sit still when it comes to a family event this month. Let relatives make the plans and only give your input if asked. It all will work out for the best. A friend will look to you for advice later in the month. Try not to be judgmental.

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Life is your stage this month — make your mark wherever you go. However, don’t let your satiric nature go overboard. Remember to respect other people’s feelings. Show compassion to a friend in need later in the month. He or she is counting on you for advice. Your forceful manner makes waves in the workplace. Keep your opinions to yourself this month and you will be a lot happier from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Your personal life blossoms when an old friend comes back into your life later in the month. Leo and Sagittarius play important roles.

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