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THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS... www.vam.ac.uk/hoarding


1.

The history museum might get too full of history.


2.

It might be cool for boys to wear dresses for a bit. (only a week or two)


3.

Will-i-am might sing on the moon.


4.

If he does, no one will listen.


5.

Marmite might sue twiglets for stealing their flavour.


6.

The Hobbit films might finish. (maybe)


7.

VHS might become cool and retro like old vinyl records.


8.

Vegetarians might have to sit outside with the smokers.


9.

God might smite the science museum.


10.

Red Bull might finally admit that it never has and never will, give anyone wings.


11.

A lion and a witch might be found loitering in the bedroom furnishings section of Ikea.


12.

Greenwich mean time might lighten up and stop being such a bully.


13.

Wales might move out after a big row with England and Scotland.


14.

Steve Jobs might return as a fruit salesman.


15.

Someone might do some graffiti in this space.(hopefully Banksy)


16.

People might accept that the egg definitely came first.


17.

England might win the football world cup. (it’s doubtful)


18.

Will and Kate’s baby might get an ASBO.


19.

Ronald McDonald might be outed as a ‘naughty clown’.


20.

The V&A might get 1,482,744 new things.


21.

Someone might discover that limes are just envious lemons.


22.

The Chuckle brothers might make a comeback.


23.

Everyone might realise that modern art is largely just rubbish.


24.

Pringles might finally figure out how to get the flavour on both sides.


25.

Phones might keep getting bigger and then decide to go small again.


26.

Jesus might make a brief appearance at the Bafta awards.


27.

More things might get an i in front of them.


28.

The spice girls might reform with a new, male member.


29.

Smart shoes might get replaced by clever cloggs.


30.

This hoarding design might win a D&AD award.


31.

Jim might still fix it.


31 Things That Might Happen In The Next Three Years