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Death By Scrabble By Charlie Fish It's a hot day and I hate my wife. We're playing Scrabble. That's how bad it is. I'm 42 years old, it's a blistering hot Sunday afternoon and all I can think of to do with my life is to play Scrabble. I should be out, doing exercise, spending money, meeting people. I don't think I've spoken to anyone except my wife since Thursday morning. On Thursday morning I spoke to the milkman. My letters are crap. I play, appropriately, BEGIN. With the N on the little pink star. Twenty-two points.

air conditioning unit. I find this remarkably satisfying. She sits back down with a heavy sigh and starts fiddling with her letters again. Clack clack. Clack clack. I feel a terrible rage build up inside me. Some inner poison slowly spreading through my limbs, and when it gets to my fingertips I am going to jump out of my chair, spilling the Scrabble tiles over the floor, and I am going to start hitting her again and again and again.

The rage gets to my fingertips and I watch my wife's smug expression as she rearranges passes. My heart is beating. I'm her letters. Clack, clack, clack. I hate her. If she wasn't sweating. I think my face actually twitches. Then I sigh, deeply, and sit around, I'd be doing something interesting right now. I'd be climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. I'd be starring in the back into my chair. The kettle starts latest Hollywood blockbuster. I'd be sailing the Vendee whistling. As the whistle builds it makes me feel hotter. Globe on a 60-foot clipper called the New Horizons - I She plays READY on a double-word for 18 points, then I have to test this. don't know, but I'd be doing something. goes to pour herself a cup of tea. No I do not want one. I have to play something and see if it happens. Something unlikely, to prove that the letters are making She plays JINXED, with the J on a double-letter score. I steal a blank tile from the letter bag when she's not it happen. My rack is ABQYFWE. That doesn't leave 30 points. She's beating me already. Maybe I should looking, and throw back a V from my rack. She gives me with a lot of options. I start frantically chewing on kill her. me a suspicious look. She sits back down with her cup the B. of tea, making a cup-ring on the table, as I play an 8If only I had a D, then I could play MURDER. That letter word: CHEATING, using the A of READY. 64 I play FLY, using the L of EXPLODES. I sit back in my would be a sign. That would be permission. points, including the 50-point bonus, which means I'm chair and close my eyes, waiting for the sensation of I start chewing on my U. It's a bad habit, I know. All the beating her now. rising up from my chair. Waiting to fly. letters are frayed. I play WARMER for 22 points, She asks me if I cheated. Stupid. I open my eyes, and there's a fly. An insect, mainly so I can keep chewing on my U. buzzing around above the Scrabble board, surfing the I really, really hate her. As I'm picking new letters from the bag, I find myself thermals from the tepid cup of tea. That proves thinking - the letters will tell me what to do. If they spell She plays IGNORE on the triple-word for 21 points. nothing. The fly could have been there anyway. out KILL, or STAB, or her name, or anything, I'll do it The score is 153 to her, 155 to me. I need to play something unambiguous. Something right now. I'll finish her off. that cannot be misinterpreted. Something absolute and The steam rising from her cup of tea makes me feel My rack spells MIHZPA. Plus the U in my mouth. final. Something terminal. Something murderous. hotter. I try to make murderous words with the letters Damn. on my rack, but the best I can do is SLEEP. My wife plays CAUTION, using a blank tile for the N. 18 points. The heat of the sun is pushing at me through the My wife sleeps all the time. She slept through an window. I can hear buzzing insects outside. I hope argument our next-door neighbours had that resulted My rack is AQWEUK, plus the B in my mouth. I am they're not bees. My cousin Harold swallowed a bee in a broken door, a smashed TV and a Teletubby Lala awed by the power of the letters, and frustrated that I when he was nine, his throat swelled up and he died. I doll with all the stuffing coming out. And then she cannot wield it. Maybe I should cheat again, and pick hope that if they are bees, they fly into my wife's throat. bitched at me for being moody the next day from lack out the letters I need to spell SLASH or SLAY. of sleep. She plays SWEATIER, using all her letters. 24 points Then it hits me. The perfect word. A powerful, plus a 50 point bonus. If it wasn't too hot to move I If only there was some way for me to get rid of her. dangerous, terrible word. would strangle her right now. I spot a chance to use all my letters. EXPLODES, I play QUAKE for 19 points. I am getting sweatier. It needs to rain, to clear the air. using the X of JINXED. 72 points. That'll show her. As soon as that thought crosses my mind, I find a good I wonder if the strength of the quake will be word. HUMID on a double-word score, using the D of As I put the last letter down, there is a deafening bang proportionate to how many points it scored. I can feel JINXED. The U makes a little splash of saliva when I and the air conditioning unit fails. the trembling energy of potential in my veins. I am put it down. Another 22 points. I hope she has lousy letters. My heart is racing, but not from the shock of the bang. commanding fate. I am manipulating destiny. She tells me she has lousy letters. For some reason, I hate her more. She plays FAN, with the F on a double-letter, and gets up to fill the kettle and turn on the air conditioning. It's the hottest day for ten years and my wife is turning on the kettle. This is why I hate my wife. I play ZAPS, with the Z doubled, and she gets a static shock off the

I don't believe it - but it can't be a coincidence. The letters made it happen. I played the word EXPLODES, and it happened - the air conditioning unit exploded. And before, I played the word CHEATING when I cheated. And ZAP when my wife got the electric shock. The words are coming true. The letters are choosing their future. The whole game is - JINXED. My wife plays SIGN, with the N on a triple-letter, for 10 points.

My wife plays DEATH for 34 points, just as the room starts to shake. I gasp with surprise and vindication - and the B that I was chewing on gets lodged in my throat. I try to cough. My face goes red, then blue. My throat swells. I draw blood clawing at my neck. The earthquake builds to a climax. I fall to the floor. My wife just sits there, watching.

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