Rejected David Lynch Plotlines J. DIEGO FREY
Bob Dylan falls into fishtank. Must be saved from anenome. Romantic moment in restaurant altered by dying waiters. Devil arrives home. Can’t find housekeys. Door transforms into vagina. You know what’s funny? Big wet dog, sudsy bath. Name the pooch “Mozart.” Cut to pile of fish. 2 men climb out from under, embrace weepily. People start shrinking but act like nothing’s wrong as objects get bigger. 12 chimps dressed as nuns enter red room. There are chairs, but not enough chairs.