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Horror Stories You’re in a Zoom class when suddenly you hear something that sounds NSFW. You panic and check all your devices. Thankfully, it’s not you blasting a PornHub video. Your teacher has the decency to end class early, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to embarrassing Zoom experiences. words & design_olivia ginsberg.
Freaky Friday Imagine the horror of hearing your classmate moaning just as your professor is getting to the climax of a lecture. For Lindsay Jayne, a junior at the University of Miami, this nightmare was all too real. “We had just started our Zoom class when we started hearing some weird noises,” Jayne said. “I guess a girl had forgotten to turn her mic off and thought it was a good time to have sex.” After a few more minutes of mortifying grunting and groaning, the professor finally told the student she might want to save the hanky panky for a more appropriate time.
Doody Calls It’s difficult to ignore nature’s call to action, and for one UM student, not even an e-classroom full of peers and professors could stop them from dropping off a log. You would think having an audience when making a deposit in the porcelain bank might back you up, but this student wasn’t shy. Moral of the story, next time you’ve got to see a man about a horse, make sure your camera is off.
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