Pattaya City Uncovered- July 2017

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Eating Fried Insects If you want to impress friends and onlookers with your manliness, make sure you visit a Pattaya food street vendor to dine on creepy crawlies. At one time in the distant past, food was scarce in Thailand, so over the years they have developed the taste for almost anything… even 75-year-old Speedowearing Germans. Smash some silkworms and cockroaches down your pie-hole without any hesitation and claim they taste like readysalted peanuts. It will make you look like a real boss. Getting Smashed on Lao Khao You’re a man, a geezer, a bloke, and a badass. Of course, you are a master of downing alcoholic beverages and still living to tell the tale… that’s why you are loved far and wide. You have never had a real drinking session until you have downed the super-strength local alcoholic beverage (I use that term lightly) called Lao Khao. This potent Thai whiskey is concocted from rice and distilled sahtoh and is truly an ‘end of days’ tipple with the kick of a mule and the destructive impact of a meteorite.

manhood. If you want to gain Kudos for your manliness in Thailand and pass the test, try and eat a hot and spicy Som Tam Papaya Salad without struggling or breaking a sweat and then we will see how much of a man you really are. Pattaya City Uncovered will take absolutely no responsibility for the problems arising from you trying to prove your manliness. It’s a fine line between courage and stupidity. We are in no way to blame for your jugular being sliced in a Thai salon, and definitely have nothing to do with any medical bills arising from crashing on the back of a Thai motorbike taxi or from an allergic reaction from downing copious amounts of Lao Khao. A part of being a manly man is facing your problems head-on by yourself 

Eat Som Tam without breaking a Sweat Back in the UK, the litmus test for manhood is how well you can handle ten-pints of cheap larger and a red hot Indian curry. In the rainforests of the Amazon, young men go through a cacophony of initiation ceremonies that revolve around psychedelic experiences that usher them towards PattayaCityUncovered.com

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