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Going ‘Mad’ AMC series finally returns after lengthy hiatus

By Christina Davies TV Media

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fter nearly a year and a half, fans of Don Draper finally get to tune back into the advertising antics on AMC’s “Mad Men,” when the series hits the air for its fifth season on Sunday, March 25.

The cable network’s first original series was on hiatus following its fourth season while showrunner Matthew Weiner went up against network and studio executives to fight a tough contract renegotiation battle — a battle, Weiner told the New York Times, he feared the show might not win.

“I quit,” Weiner told Times reporter David Itzkoff. “I had come to terms with the fact that it was over.

And then they compromised, and I compromised. A little.”

At issue during the renegotiation standoff that had fans holding their breath all this time was mainly the show’s cast size and running time, both of which execs wanted to reduce in order to cut costs.

“We got this far this way,” Weiner said. “Why would you change the brand? It reeked of New Coke to me.”

Speaking of brands, the polished “Mad Men” aesthetic that has become so admired by fans has not been lost on a few major brands that have decided to capitalize on it (a move that would almost certain-

ly be praised by the ardent capitalists who fill the Madison Avenue offices on the show). In the summer of 2010, Mattel released a line of collectible “Mad Men” Barbie dolls, featuring Don, Betty, Joan and agency partner Roger Sterling (played on the show by war-movie veteran John Slattery).

Banana Republic has teamed up with the show’s Emmy Award-winning costume designer Janie Bryant again to produce a second line of ‘”Mad Men”-inspired work wear that was just released with the brand’s spring collection. The first line was released for Banana Republic’s 2011 fall collection. And what would a fashionable woman of the times wear with her floral house dress — besides the fauxpearl necklace of course — but lipstick and rouge from the Estée Lauder limited edition “Mad Men” collection?

It isn’t only big business that has recognized the series’ strengths, however. “Mad Men” is historically significant for not only being the first cable series to win an Emmy for outstanding drama, but it’s also the only cable series to win that title and the Golden Globe for best dramatic television series for three consecutive years.

In a two-hour season premiere, viewers will at last be able to sit down with their Rob Roys or high-

ball glasses of Canadian Club and catch up on the ‘60s-set world of advertising, the social change that came with the times and the personal changes that each of the characters were going through when the series left off in October 2010.

Fans of the cast weren’t completely deprived while the show was on the back burner, however.

Many of the cast members could be found on the big screen in 2011 while their main small-screen stint was on hold.

The series’ main man, the smoldering Jon Hamm, who plays advertising creative director Don Draper, made appearances in “Bridesmaids,” and teamed up with much of the same crew (Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph and Chris O’Dowd) in “Friends With Kids,” also released last year and directed, written and produced by Hamm’s romantic partner of 14 years, Jennifer Westfeldt.

January Jones, who plays Betty Draper — Don’s now ex-wife— on the series, landed a role in “X-Men: First Class” as telepathic mutant Emma Frost, and red-headed bombshell Christina Hendricks, who takes on the role of office manager Joan Harris on “Mad Men,” appeared in “Drive” alongside Ryan Gosling and in “I Don’t Know How She Does It,” starring Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Jon Hamm stars in “Mad Men” At the end of Season 4, set in the fall of 1964, Joan is pregnant with Roger Sterling’s child while her husband has been sent to the escalating war in Vietnam, the fairly straight-laced upstart copywriter Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss) is gaining more and more exposure to the emerging ‘60s counter-culture and civil rights movements, the future success of the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce advertising agency is still in question, and Draper has proposed out of the blue to his secretary, Megan (played by Montrealborn actress Jessica Paré).

As for wedding bells, they remain

to be seen in Season 5. The cast and crew are remaining tight-lipped as usual about specific plot-lines.

Hamm told the Times “We don’t know if, in fact, they are married. A lot can happen between here and there.”

It’s still a mystery which year this new season will even take place in.

Will it pick up right where it left off?

Will it start a little later to reflect the time fans have been missing the scoundrels at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce? Everyone will be eagerly awaiting the answers to these questions on the night of the premiere on Sunday, March 25.

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A Mayan mystery

Researchers discover new evidence of ancient disappearance

By Dee Wright TV Media

T

he ruins of the Mayan civilization have become one of the most popular tourist attractions in Mexico. The former city-states boast hidden chambers, cryptic carvings and sky-high staircases that lead to simplistic homes.

The remains of these cities have been combed over for hundreds of years, as researchers and archeologists try to piece together the lives of the civilization. Whenever an answer was found, however, more questions arose.

On Wednesday, March 28, PBS follows a group of students and their professor as they investigate their newest discovery.

Though Mayan tribes still live along the coasts of Mexico and parts of Central America, there have been many legends of the “Mayan collapse” that took place around 800 BC. Archeologists have found proof of several cities that had been abandoned, and they struggled to find any explanation for it.

Homes were left standing, crops were left half-harvested, and all progress seemed to have ceased. There was no evidence of war or invasion, no indication of illness and little information on why they left.

The PBS documentary follows George Bey and his students from Millsaps College in Jackson, Miss., as they discuss their newest research about the mystery.

In an interview with USA Today, Bey revealed that the Mayans fled their Kiuic (pronounced kee-week) city quite quickly.

“Things were going full bore, construction was underway. And things stopped,” he said.

Bey and his colleagues have found evidence that there was little planning involved in the Mayans abandoning their homes. As described in the USA Today article, there were “walls perfectly laid out with corner and vault stones, lying flat on the ground and waiting to be erected atop the second floor of a palace.” Bey’s team also discovered pottery half-molded and tools left as if they were only laid down for a moment.

“Rapid abandonments are rare for the archeologists. The new information at Kiuic offers another take on the Maya collapse,” said anthropologist Rani Alexander of New Mexico State University in Las Curces.

There are, of course, several theories regarding the mysterious disappearance. Mayan sites in Guatemala were abandoned because of impending invasion, but Kiuic had no evidence of war or signs of struggle.

There had also been a severe drought that had crippled the area, suggesting the populous had moved on in search of water. However, many researchers have dismissed the idea because after leaving the town, no one returned after almost 2,000 years.

Bey and his students, along with a National Geographic film crew, filmed the documentary in Mexico last summer. Bey has been studying the past two decades digging around Mexico, and he is thrilled to have been part of such a big discovery.

“People have kind of ignored the dry tropical forest because it’s not as sexy as the rainforest,” he said in an article with the Chronicle of Higher Education.

Bey himself is not only the leader of the program and the head professor of anthropology at Millsaps, but he is

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A scene from a re-enactment in “Quest for the Lost Maya” The documentary was premiered in also the driving force behind the international program entirely. As the Dean February at the college, and because of of International Education, it was his the positive feedback from that idea to go to the Yucatan in the first screening, PBS has become quite optiplace. mistic about airing it. The network He had been researching and digprojects more than 4.5 million people ging at the Kiuic site for decades bewill tune in to learn about the Mayan fore he decided to bring in students to research. The Tokyo Broadcasting Syshelp them gain field experience. The tem filmed a similar documentary at site also employs local residents and the same time, and it received amazprovides resources that would othering reviews as well. wise be difficult to obtain.

Millsaps College is a small institution in Mississippi that only has about 1,200 students and less than 100 staff members. Though it has fewer students than Harvard Law School, Millsaps offers programs that are not found at other institutions. The college actually owns a 4,000-acre site near the Mayan town of Oxkutzkab. The reserve was bought in the 1990s, and through it, the college created a nonprofit organization that maintains the reserve and its workers.

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: I was looking at some oldschool R&B music videos, and I saw one particular video by a female artist whose name I forget.

Did my eyes deceive me when I thought I saw famous actor Don Cheadle as a dancer?

A: No, your eyes were showing you “the Real Thing.” The video you saw was for Angela Winbush’s 1989 hit “It’s the Real Thing,” in which Cheadle appears as one of a team of orange jumpsuit-clad backup dancers who are washing Winbush’s sportscar.

The great irony is that, of the many dancers in her troupe, Cheadle is given the least amount of acting work. A few others get to ham it up while wiping down the car while one even gets a line, saying, “Hot wax?”

Cheadle does, however, get the most dancing work. He’s at the front of the group for all of the dance sequences, and his high-kicking moves, while they may seem a little dated now, are unarguably impressive.

Bear in mind, this was in the early stages of Cheadle’s slow rise to fame.

It was, for example, two years before he got fourth billing in the short-lived “Golden Girls” spinoff “The Golden Palace,” and six years before he first made waves in the movie biz with his award-winning role in the 1995 Denzel Washington picture “Devil in a Blue Dress.”

Cheadle turned up in a number of surprising bit parts in this period, including a role as Will’s friend Ice Tray in a 1990 episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” and a role as a 16-year-old offender in a 1988 episode of “Night Court” (when he was, in fact, 23).

Q: Will “Curb Your Enthusiasm” return for another season?

A: Apparently, that depends entirely on Larry David.

The frequently tight-lipped creatorwriter-producer-star of the series hasn’t made a decision yet, but quite a few people are waiting for it, and they’re speculating while they do so.

The most recent guess was not optimistic. When asked by the Orlando Sentinel just a few weeks ago whether the show would return for a ninth season, Cheryl Hines, who plays Larry’s wife, said, “If I was a gambling women

-- and I am, I love to gamble -- I would probably say not.” She added, however, that, “Larry is full of surprises. You never know.”

However another series star, JB Smoove, told the Huffington Post back in September, after the show aired its 80th episode, that he was sure it would be returning.

“He’s going to make it an even hundred episodes. A hundred always looks good in a box,” he said.

Indicating how much power they’ve given to David, HBO has publicly stated it wanted another season, but it is basically powerless to make it happen.

HBO programming president Michael Lombardo told Deadline.com that he’s “cautiously optimistic,” since “for the first time ever after this season, Larry didn’t say ‘I never want to do this again.’”

As for the man himself, he hasn’t said much, though he seemed upbeat in an interview with ESPN Radio New York last August, two weeks before the eighth season ended.

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The 45th Pillsbury Bake-Off Contest kicked off last spring when thousands of at-home bakers submitted their best recipe idea in time for the April 2011 deadline. And after many months of judging and online competitions, the field has been finally narrowed down to the last 100 finalists who are headed for a final showdown in Orlando, Fla. on March 26.

Martha Stewart will be there, and on Tuesday, March 27, she’ll announce the ultimate contest winner live on Hallmark Channel’s “The Martha Stewart Show” (weekdays 10 AM ET/9 AM CT -- same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET).

The excitement kicked into high gear earlier this year when it was announced that Stewart had signed on for hosting duties -- after all, who better to play host to a national cooking/ baking competition than the renowned domestic maven herself? But in fact, Stewart’s involvement goes further than just a simple announcement: she’ll be on the contest floor on March 26 to watch these home cooks in action and chat with them.

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(35) Cupcake Wars in 1949. Of course, times have changed Dinner Made Easy; and Sweet Treats.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked The Chipmunks and the Chipettes accidentally fall overboard while vacationing on a cruise ship. Coming ashore on a tropical, deserted island, they discover that they are not alone in paradise.

Director: Mike Mitchell. Stars: Justin Long, Anna Faris, Matthew Gray Gubler, Alyssa Milano, Christina Applegate, David Cross, Jason Lee, Amy Poehler, Jesse McCartney, Andy Buckley. 2011, 87 mins., family.

Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom Learn about one man’s mission to rescue and release gibbons back into the wild. Determined to help, Chanee uses an unconventional tool in his quest for survival. A radio station promotes not only music, but also conservation messages.

E.B. (voiced by Russell Brand) in a scene from “Hop”

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien In a recent poll, California was voted the least popular state in the U.S. But don’t worry, we are still the most popular state in Mexico.

The CEO of Pizza Hut said that when he was in college, he used to bring his dates to Pizza Hut. When asked where he brought them on the second date, he said there were no second dates.

Rick Santorum will be assigned Secret Service agents. This is historic: it’s the first time Santorum has agreed to use any kind of protection.

According to the latest figures, Adele’s The Late Show: David newest album is being downloaded on Letterman average every seven seconds. This is Rick Santorum is due to the fact that every seven saying the kids that seconds, someone is getting dumped. go to college are snobs. Rick Bill Clinton has been named a Santorum has a nominee for this year’s Nobel Peace new program for Prize. This will be his first trip to Sweden that he can actually tell Hillary children. It’s called Every Child Left Behind. about.

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I love the Academy Awards. The show lasted four and a half hours -- and they have the nerve to give out an award for editing?!

The actor who won Best Actor speaks no English and says he loves America.

And I’m thinking: “Whoa! We might have a new governor for California!”

Live: Jimmy Kimmel There’s an event being held in New York over the weekend by a group that’s working to get yoga as an Olympic sport. NBC is pulling out all the stops to get us to not watch the Olympics, aren’t they? If football isn’t an Olympic sport, why would they include the thing my mom does on Tuesday mornings?!

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The reality is Earth contains only so much fossil fuel. So the solution is obvious: if oil comes from fossils, then we should genetically engineer more dinosaurs. What could possibly go wrong?

I think we’re going to be seeing more hybrid cars. The Prius is known as a hybrid because it can run on either electricity or the smugness of the owner.

It was revealed that Lady Gaga has a role in the movie “Men in Black 3.” She’s a creepy alien who can only breathe through her tentacles -- I don’t know what she is playing in the movie.

A company in the U.K. is selling a new device that lets you know if you’re driving badly. It’s called a windshield.

There was apparently an electrical fire at Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox. It was weird: instead of calling 9-1-1, Boston fans just heckled the fire until it left.

Researchers in Japan are working on a new drug that could treat gambling addiction. But I’ll bet you 2-to-1 it doesn’t work.

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Soap Opera Update

By Dee Wright TV Media For the week of March 12 - 16 The Bold and the Beautiful Hope starts to second guess herself because of the disastrous night she had with Liam, and she decides to continue her therapy sessions.

While she pours her heart out to Dr. Barton, Liam is more sure than ever of his relationship with Hope even though their date did not go as they’d planned. Bill assures Steffy that he will find a way to get Liam to go back to her, but Steffy makes plans to leave town in order to heal from her recent breakup. Taylor and Brooke go head to head about who deserves to be with Liam.

Days of Our Lives Hope is determined to get home to Salem after hearing from Billie that Bo is in a coma. John and Hope break into the security office to find their passports but they are intercepted by Stefano. Lexie manages to bring Bo back after he flat lines, but she claims that he’s not out of

the woods yet. Carrie and Rafe declare their love for each other but they decide that they need to stay true to their current partners. Melanie tries to get Abigail to admit that she never slept with Austin, but she pulls back when she finds out that Carrie loves Rafe. Meanwhile, Kate informs Billie that Sami is the mole in the company and she has big plans for revenge.

General Hospital Starr wakes up after her accident, and she is surprised to see her father, Todd, at her bedside. While the two reconnect, Starr lets it slip that she has met Sonny Corinthos. Todd comes unglued that his daughter has made contact with a mobster, but Blair manages to calm him down. Meanwhile, Maxie is haunted by horrible memories so she tries to distract herself with work. Lulu tries to find some evidence from an old case, but when she can’t put her hands on it, she starts pointing fingers at the wrong person. Anna and Robert each have plans for their daughter but they refuse to work together. Carly is saddened that she isn’t allowed to see Jason in the

Lisa Rinna stars as Billie in “Days of Our Lives” hospital, so she dresses as a nurse a changed man and will never cause problems again. Later, Victor to try to sneak in. visits his son and promises to help The Young and the Restless get him out of jail. Phyllis sneaks Adam is arrested after Paul and into the café to have a quiet moJack reveal that they have proof of ment with Lucy, but Daisy sees and Adam’s confession. Though Adam threatens to get a restraining order. admits his guilt, he claims that he is Sharon is excited to start a new job

with Newman Enterprises, but she overhears Tucker and Lauren making fun of her and she considers resigning before she even starts. Victor refuses to allow her to let go of the opportunity and promises to get the rest of the people in the company in her corner.

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(57) “Edge of the City” ++++

(Drama,1957) John Cassavetes, Sidney Poitier. An army deserter and his AfricanAmerican co-worker battle a corrupt union official. (1h30)

7:00 a.m.

(51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine,

Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (1h)

7:30 a.m.

(55) “Mystic River” +++ (Psycho-

Drama,2003) Kevin Bacon, Sean Penn.

Three childhood friends are reunited for different reasons when one loses a daughter. (3h)

8:00 a.m.

(57) “Anatomy of a Murder” ++++

(Drama,1959) Ben Gazzara, James Stewart. A lawyer takes on the case of an army lieutenant who is charged with killing a bartender. (2h45)

9:30 a.m.

(24) “National Treasure: Book of

Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. A historian must prove his great-grandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination.

(2h30) (51) “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. A boy’s favorite toy, Woody, feels threatened by the arrival of a new birthday present.

(1h30)

10:30 a.m.

(55) “Ghost” +++ (Romance,1990) Demi

Moore, Patrick Swayze. A murdered man operates through a medium to protect his girlfriend and avenge his death. (3h)

10:45 a.m.

(57) “North by Northwest” ++++

(Thriller,1959) Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint. An advertising executive is mistaken for a government agent and abducted by enemy spies. (2h30)

12:30 p.m.

(51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine,

Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (1h)

1:15 p.m.

(57) “Advise and Consent” +++

(Drama,1962) Charles Laughton, Henry Fonda. An investigation into the Secretary of State threatens the career of the President. (2h30)

1:30 p.m.

(51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h30)

4:00 p.m.

(55) “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995)

Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. A 13th century Scottish liberator rebels against the English who try to rule Scotland. (4h)

6:00 p.m.

(32) “Shooter” +++ (Action,2006) Mark

Wahlberg, Michael Peña. A sniper who was abandoned behind enemy lines is called back to service. (2h30)

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(57) “Wuthering Heights” ++++

(Classic,1939) Laurence Olivier, Merle Oberon. A married noblewoman fights her lifelong attraction to a charismatic gypsy. (2h)

7:00 p.m.

(51) “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995)

Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. A boy’s favorite toy, Woody, feels threatened by the arrival of a new birthday present.

(1h30) (61) “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris Tucker, Ice Cube. Two friends must come up with $200, to pay drug dealer Big Worm for marijuana they smoked. (2h)

7:30 p.m.

(41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984)

Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. When a city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules.

(2h30)

8:00 p.m.

(57) “Jane Eyre” +++ (Romance,1944)

Joan Fontaine, Orson Welles. An orphan girl becomes the governess at a mysterious manor and falls for the master. (2h)

8:30 p.m.

(51) “The Princess and the Frog” +++

(Animated,2009) Voices of Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose. An evil voodoo magician turns a young girl and a prince into frogs. (1h45) (60) “Enter the Dragon” +++ (Action,1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon.

Three agents investigate a crime by participating in a brutal martial arts tournament. (2h30)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h) (61) “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris Tucker, Ice Cube. Two friends must come up with $200, to pay drug dealer Big Worm for marijuana they smoked. (2h)

10:30 p.m.

(32) “Body of Lies” +++ (Action,2008)

Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe. A CIA agent has his girlfriend taken hostage while attempting to implicate terrorists.

(2h30)

1:00 a.m.

(36) “Battlestar Galactica: The Plan”

+++ (Sci-Fi,2009) Edward James

Olmos, Michael Trucco. The Cylons make alternative plans to exterminate all of humanity. (2h)

5:00 a.m.

(25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h)

SATURDAY 8:45 a.m.

(57) “Confessions of Boston Blackie”

+++ (Mystery,1941) Chester Morris,

Lloyd Corrigan. A crook-turned-detective gets into trouble when he attends an art auction with his pal. (1h15)

9:15 a.m.

(55) “The Searchers” +++

(Western,1956) Jeffrey Hunter, John Wayne. A veteran returns home to find his family killed by Comanches and his niece kidnapped. (2h45)

11:00 a.m.

(54) “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime

Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. A gang of thieves devise a plan to rob an underground vault that serves three casinos. (2h30)

11:30 a.m.

(57) “The Baron of Arizona” +++

(Drama,1950) Ellen Drew, Vincent Price. A swindler forges documents to make himself the owner of an entire state. (2h)

12:00 p.m.

(51) “The Princess and the Frog” +++

(Animated,2009) Voices of Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose. An evil voodoo magician turns a young girl and a prince into frogs. (1h45) (55) “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. A 13th century Scottish liberator rebels against the English who try to rule Scotland. (4h)

1:00 p.m.

(4) “Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of

the Ring” +++ (Fantasy,2001) Ian McKellan, Elijah Wood. A group of mythical beings are brought together in a quest to destroy a ring of power. (3h30)

1:30 p.m.

(57) “Friendly Persuasion” +++

(Drama,1956) Anthony Perkins, Gary Cooper. A peaceful Quaker family’s sanctity is tested during the Civil War. (2h30)

2:00 p.m.

(6) “A Walk to Remember” +++

(Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. A popular male student begins to fall for the town minister’s conservative daughter. (2h)

4:00 p.m.

(44) “When Harry Met Sally” +++

(Romance,1989) Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan.

The friendship between a man and a woman is tested when they decide to pursue a romance. (4h) (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. The Griswolds embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

4:30 p.m.

(32) “Shooter” +++ (Action,2006) Mark

Wahlberg, Michael Peña. A sniper who was abandoned behind enemy lines is called back to service. (2h30)

5:00 p.m.

(41) “Crocodile Dundee” +++

(Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. An Australian crocodile hunter experiences culture shock when he travels to New York. (2h30)

7:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h) (61) “Angels and Demons” +++ (Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h)

7:30 p.m.

(49) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h30)

8:30 p.m.

(55) “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++

(Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. Three prisoners on a chain gang escape to find hidden loot in the South during the 1930s. (2h30)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Zombieland” +++ (Action,2009)

Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. In a zombie-filled world, two men struggle to survive as they journey westward to L.A. (2h)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “My Sister Eileen” +++

(Musical,1942) Janet Blair, Rosalind Russell. Two sisters from Ohio, one pretty, one witty, plot to take New York City by storm. (2h) (61) “Angels and Demons” +++ (Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h)

11:00 p.m.

(60) “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg

Henry, Mel Gibson. After being doublecrossed following a robbery, a thief fights for his half of the money. (2h30)

12:00 a.m.

(57) “Sweet November” +++

(Drama,1968) Anthony Newley, Sandy Dennis. A woman refuses to let her romances last longer than one month.

(2h)

1:00 a.m.

(25) “The Heart of the Game” +++

(Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler.

Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h) (41) “Crocodile Dundee” +++ (Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. An Australian crocodile hunter experiences culture shock when he travels to New York. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

1:30 a.m.

(55) “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++

(60) “Interview With the Vampire” +++

(Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. Three prisoners on a chain gang escape to find hidden loot in the South during the 1930s. (2h30) (57) “The Goodbye Girl” ++++ (Romance,1977) Marsha Mason, Richard Dreyfuss. A divorced mother finds true love when an arrogant actor moves into her apartment. (2h)

6:30 p.m.

(60) “Lethal Weapon 4” +++

(Action,1998) Danny Glover, Mel Gibson.

Two Los Angeles detectives wage war against a merciless Chinese slave-smuggling ring. (2h30)

TVScreens

(Horror,1994) Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise. A renegade vampire decides to tell a reporter about his tormented life of bloodlust. (3h)

2:00 a.m.

(55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. The Griswolds embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

4:00 a.m.

(57) “That Certain Woman” +++

(Romance,1937) Bette Davis, Henry Fonda. A gangster’s widow fights for love despite society’s disapproval. (2h)

5:30 a.m.

(54) “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime

Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. A gang of thieves devise a plan to rob an underground vault that serves three casinos. (2h30)

SUNDAY 10:00 a.m.

(36) “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan

Fillion, Gina Torres. A renegade spaceship crew hides a disturbed young woman from a totalitarian regime. (2h30) (55) “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. A young boy forms a special bond with an alien and tries to help his friend return home. (2h30)

12:00 p.m.

(24) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006)

Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h) (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++ (Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler.

Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h)

12:15 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Identity” +++

(Action,2002) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. An amnesiac tries to piece together his mysterious past while eluding unknown assassins. (2h30)

12:30 p.m.

(55) “The Shawshank Redemption”

++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

2:00 p.m.

(6) “School of Life” +++ (Comedy,2006)

David Paymer, Ryan Reynolds. A boring teacher watches his chances of winning an award die when a new teacher arrives. (2h) (57) “Going My Way” ++++ (Drama,1944) Barry Fitzgerald, Bing Crosby. A young priest revitalizes a parish and wins over an aging pastor and tough parish kids. (2h15) (60) “Lethal Weapon 4” +++ (Action,1998) Danny Glover, Mel Gibson.

Two Los Angeles detectives wage war against a merciless Chinese slave-smuggling ring. (2h30)

2:45 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Supremacy” +++

(Suspense,2004) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. A former assassin from a top secret project is framed for a botched CIA operation. (2h15)

3:00 p.m.

(53) “Underworld: Evolution” +++

(Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A werewolf and a vampire attempt to unlock the secret behind their tribes’ feud. (2h)

3:30 p.m.

(55) “Ray” +++ (Biography,2004) Jamie

Foxx, Kerry Washington. The life story of Ray Charles, who fought prejudice and addiction during his rise to fame. (3h30)

4:15 p.m.

(57) “Niagara” +++ (Suspense,1953)

Joseph Cotten, Marilyn Monroe. An unfaithful woman plots to have her hus-

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(1h45)

4:30 p.m.

(60) “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg

Henry, Mel Gibson. After being doublecrossed following a robbery, a thief fights for his half of the money. (2h30)

5:00 p.m.

(29) “P.S. I Love You” ++++

(Drama,2007) Gerard Butler, Hilary Swank. A young, recently widowed woman tries moving on with the help of her deceased husband. (2h) (32) “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++ (Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon.

As government agents continue to track him down, Jason Bourne searches for his identity. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(57) “Night and the City” +++ (Crime

Story,1950) Gene Tierney, Richard Widmark. A London hustler has ambitious plans that never work out. (2h)

6:30 p.m.

(49) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h30)

7:00 p.m.

(53) “Zombieland” +++ (Action,2009)

Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. In a zombie-filled world, two men struggle to survive as they journey westward to L.A. (2h)

7:30 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++

(Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon.

As government agents continue to track him down, Jason Bourne searches for his identity. (2h30)

8:00 p.m.

(57) “Brute Force” +++ (Drama,1947)

Burt Lancaster, Hume Cronyn. Driven to desperation by a sadistic guard, a group of prisoners plan a daring escape. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996)

Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h) (29) “P.S. I Love You” ++++ (Drama,2007) Gerard Butler, Hilary Swank. A young, recently widowed woman tries moving on with the help of her deceased husband. (2h)

9:30 p.m.

(36) “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan

Fillion, Gina Torres. A renegade spaceship crew hides a disturbed young woman from a totalitarian regime. (2h30)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “La Roue” +++ (Drama,1923) Ivy

Close, Severin-Mars. A railwayman and his son fall in love with a beautiful woman, with tragic results. (4h30)

11:00 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Identity” +++

(Action,2002) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. An amnesiac tries to piece together his mysterious past while eluding unknown assassins. (2h30)

12:00 a.m.

(24) “Quantum of Solace” +++

(Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond goes rogue after an assassination attempt on M and looks into a Bolivian coup. (2h30)

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1:25 a.m.

(55) “Revolutionary Road” +++

(Drama,2008) Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio. A picture-perfect couple grow increasingly unhappy with their life in a 1950s suburb. (2h36)

1:30 a.m.

(32) “The Bourne Supremacy” +++

(Suspense,2004) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. A former assassin from a top secret project is framed for a botched CIA operation. (2h15)

2:30 a.m.

(24) “Atonement” +++ (Drama,2007)

Keira Knightley, James McAvoy. A young English man is accused of a crime he did not commit by his lover’s younger sister.

(2h30) (57) “Closely Watched Trains” +++ (Drama,1966) Joseph Somr, Vaclav Neckar. A bumbling railroad dispatcher joins the resistance to impress the girls.

(1h45)

3:30 a.m.

(51) “Rip Girls” +++ (Family,2000)

Camilla Belle, Dwier Brown. A girl discovers her roots and a passion for surfing after inheriting a Hawaiian property.

(1h30)

4:15 a.m.

(57) “The Asphalt Jungle” +++

(Romance,1950) Louis Calhern, Sterling Hayden. A group of criminals plan an ingenious jewel heist under an aging mastermind. (2h)

MONDAY 6:15 a.m.

(57) “The Star” +++ (Drama,1952) Bette

Davis, Sterling Hayden. A faded film star fights to hold on to her past glamour despite failing finances. (1h45)

8:00 a.m.

(57) “So Big” +++ (Drama,1953) Jane

Wyman, Sterling Hayden. A schoolteacher-turned-farmer fights to save the land and her son. (1h45)

8:30 a.m.

(55) “The Shawshank Redemption”

++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

10:00 a.m.

(53) “Underworld: Evolution” +++

(Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A werewolf and a vampire attempt to unlock the secret behind their tribes’ feud. (2h)

11:15 a.m.

(57) “Suddenly” +++ (Thriller,1954) Frank

Sinatra, Sterling Hayden. Gunmen take over a suburban home to plot a presidential assassination. (1h30)

11:30 a.m.

(55) “Ray” +++ (Biography,2004) Jamie

Foxx, Kerry Washington. The life story of Ray Charles, who fought prejudice and addiction during his rise to fame. (3h30)

2:00 p.m.

(59) “The Long Walk Home” +++

(Drama,1990) Sissy Spacek, Whoopi Goldberg. A housekeeper gradually helps open her employer’s eyes to the inequalities of life. (2h)

3:00 p.m.

(60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996)

Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h)

3:45 p.m.

(57) “Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned

to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)” ++++ (Comedy,1964) Peter Sellers, Sterling Hayden. An American general launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the Soviet Union. (1h45)

6:00 p.m.

(29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++

(Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically.

(2h) (57) “Kes” +++ (Drama,1969) David Bradley, Freddie Fletcher. A young man finds escape from his working-class life training a pet falcon. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

(29) “Nights in Rodanthe” +++

(Romance,2008) Diane Lane, Richard Gere. A life-changing romance blossoms when two people meet in a tranquil beach town. (2h01) (57) “Darling” ++++ (Drama,1965) Dirk Bogarde, Julie Christie. An account of a young woman’s rise to the top of the fashion world in mid-1960’s London.

(2h15)

10:00 p.m.

(29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++

(Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically.

(2h)

10:15 p.m.

(57) “The Pumpkin Eater” +++

(Drama,1964) Anne Bancroft, Peter Finch.

A woman drifts through multiple marriages in search of stability. (2h15)

12:00 a.m.

(29) “Nights in Rodanthe” +++

(Romance,2008) Diane Lane, Richard Gere. A life-changing romance blossoms when two people meet in a tranquil beach town. (2h01)

12:30 a.m.

(57) “The Knack, And How To Get It”

+++ (Comedy,1965) Michael Crawford, Rita Tushingham. A rampant womanizer tries to help an innocent friend bed an eccentric girl. (1h30)

2:00 a.m.

(57) “Petulia” ++++ (Comedy,1968)

George C. Scott, Julie Christie. A married doctor falls for the young wife of an abusive rich man. (2h)

4:00 a.m.

(57) “Beyond the Rocks” +++

(Romance,1922) Gloria Swanson, Rudolph Valentino. While on her honeymoon, the wife of an aging millionaire falls for a younger man. (1h30)

TUESDAY 7:00 a.m.

(57) “The Right to Romance” +++

(Romance,1934) Ann Harding, Robert Young. A lady plastic surgeon jeopardizes her marriage when her ex-boyfriend is scarred. (1h15)

7:30 a.m.

(55) “V for Vendetta” +++ (Action,2006)

Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman. A masked avenger plots an explosive revolution in a sadistic future Britain. (3h)

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10:30 a.m.

(55) “Blade Runner” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982)

Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. In the future, a police officer is enlisted to kill replicants who have escaped to Earth.

(2h30)

3:00 p.m.

(53) “Batman Begins” +++ (Action,2005)

Christian Bale, Michael Caine. After studying with a ninja leader, a young Bruce Wayne returns to Gotham to fight crime. (3h)

6:00 p.m.

(57) “Cape Fear” +++ (Thriller,1962)

Robert Mitchum, Gregory Peck. An exconvict plots to destroy the district attorney who sent him to prison. (2h)

7:00 p.m.

(60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996)

Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h)

8:00 p.m.

(32) “Con Air” +++ (Action,1997) John

Cusack, Nicolas Cage. A parolee must stop a group of violent convicts who have taken over a transport plane. (2h) (57) “River of No Return” +++ (Western,1954) Marilyn Monroe, Robert Mitchum. A saloon singer falls in love with the father of a young boy for whom she is caring. (2h)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “The Night of the Hunter” ++++

(Drama,1955) Robert Mitchum, Shelly Winters. A bogus preacher marries an outlaw’s widow in search of the man’s hidden loot. (2h) (60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h)

1:00 a.m.

(55) “V for Vendetta” +++ (Action,2006)

Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman. A masked avenger plots an explosive revolution in a sadistic future Britain. (3h)

2:00 a.m.

(57) “Going Home” +++ (Drama,1971)

Brenda Vaccaro, Robert Mitchum. An exconvict who killed his wife, tries to rebuild his relationship with his son. (2h)

4:00 a.m.

(57) “David Copperfield” ++++

(Romance,1935) Lionel Barrymore, W.C. Fields. An orphaned boy’s fight for happiness and the colorful characters who help and hinder him. (2h15)

WEDNESDAY 6:15 a.m.

(57) “The Devil Is a Sissy” +++

(Comedy,1936) Freddie Bartholomew, Mickey Rooney. A British boy in New York tries to join a tenement gang. (1h45)

7:30 a.m.

(55) “MacArthur” +++ (Biography,1977)

Ivan Bonar, Gregory Peck. A depiction of the life of General Douglas MacArthur, from WWII to his dismissal in Korea. (3h)

8:00 a.m.

(57) “Little Lord Fauntleroy” +++

(Drama,1936) Freddie Bartholomew, Mickey Rooney. An American boy suddenly finds himself whisked away to a life as a British aristocrat. (2h)

8:30 a.m.

(53) “Batman Begins” +++ (Action,2005)

Christian Bale, Michael Caine. After studying with a ninja leader, a young Bruce Wayne returns to Gotham to fight crime. (3h)

9:00 a.m.

(24) “Sex and the City” +++

(Comedy,2008) Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker. A woman relies on her friendships when her wedding plans spiral out of control. (3h)

10:00 a.m.

(51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine,

Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (1h)

10:30 a.m.

(55) “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++

(Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. A detective battles terrorists at an airport when a plot threatens hundreds of passengers. (2h30)

11:30 a.m.

(53) “District 9” +++ (Action,2009)

Sharlto Copley, John Sumner. Aliens help a man sent to evict them from their camp after he’s exposed to chemicals.

(2h30)

2:00 p.m.

(57) “The Password is Courage” +++

(War,1963) Alfred Lynch, Dirk Bogarde. A British officer leads an attempt to escape from a German POW camp. (2h)

4:00 p.m.

(57) “Damn the Defiant!” +++

(War,1962) Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde.

The crew of a British sailing ship threatens mutiny during the Napoleonic wars.

(2h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan

Rickman, Bruce Willis. A cop visiting from New York helps stop some terrorists in his wife’s business building. (3h) (57) “Gypsy” +++ (Musical,1962) Natalie Wood, Rosalind Russell. The daughter of a pushy stage mother finally finds success when she becomes a stripper. (2h30)

8:30 p.m.

(57) “The Cincinnati Kid” +++

(Drama,1965) Edward Robinson, Steve McQueen. A young poker player faces many challenges as he rises to the top of the gambling scene. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(55) “Die Hard: With a Vengeance” +++

(Action,1995) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. A mad bomber holds New York City hostage while carrying out a vendetta against a cop. (3h)

10:30 p.m.

(57) “I Confess” +++ (Mystery,1953)

Anne Baxter, Montgomery Clift. A priest suspected of murder can only clear his name by violating his confessional. (2h)

12:00 a.m.

(55) “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005)

Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A grieving widower is able to hear his deceased wife’s voice in white noise. (2h)

12:30 a.m.

(57) “Take the High Ground” +++

(War,1953) Karl Malden, Richard Widmark. A tough drill sergeant prepares green recruits for service in the Korean War. (1h45)

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(55) “White Noise 2: The Light” +++

(Horror,2007) Katee Sackhoff, Nathan Fillion. A man brought back from the verge of death realizes he can identify people about to die. (2h)

2:15 a.m.

(57) “Bombers B-52” +++ (Drama,1957)

Karl Malden, Natalie Wood. A hard-nosed Air Force sergeant tries to keep his daughter from dating a hotshot flyer. (2h)

THURSDAY 7:00 a.m.

(55) “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior”

+++ (Sci-Fi,1981) Bruce Spence, Mel

Gibson. A former cop reluctantly helps an oil-producing community defend itself against bandits. (2h)

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(57) “Confidentially Connie” +++

(Comedy,1953) Janet Leigh, Van Johnson. An expectant mother hatches a series of schemes to improve her husband’s finances. (1h15)

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9:00 a.m.

(55) “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan

Rickman, Bruce Willis. A cop visiting from New York helps stop some terrorists in his wife’s business building. (3h) (57) “The Student Prince” ++++ (Musical,1954) Ann Blyth, Edmund Purdom. A prince falls in love with a barmaid during his last fling before assuming the crown. (2h)

9:30 a.m.

(24) “Atonement” +++ (Drama,2007)

Keira Knightley, James McAvoy. A young English man is accused of a crime he did not commit by his lover’s younger sister. (2h30)

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12:00 p.m.

(55) “Die Hard: With a Vengeance”

+++ (Action,1995) Bruce Willis,

Samuel L. Jackson. A mad bomber holds New York City hostage while carrying out a vendetta against a cop. (3h)

2:00 p.m.

(53) “District 9” +++ (Action,2009)

Sharlto Copley, John Sumner. Aliens help a man sent to evict them from their camp after he’s exposed to chemicals. (2h30)

2:45 p.m.

(57) “The King’s Thief” +++

(Adventure,1955) David Niven, Edmund Purdom. When an evil duke plots to overthrow Charles II, the king enlists the help of a thief. (1h30)

8:00 p.m.

(57) “Ice Station Zebra” +++

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(Thriller,1968) Patrick McGoohan, Rock Hudson. A sub commander on a perilous mission must ferret out a Soviet agent on his ship. (2h45)

10:45 p.m.

(57) “Dirigible” +++ (Adventure,1931)

Jack Holt, Ralph Graves. Romantic rivals vie to be the first to fly to the South Pole. (1h45)

11:00 p.m.

(53) “What Happens in Vegas” +++

(Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. A couple sets out to

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Solution on page 11. make life difficult for each other after a wild time in Vegas. (2h)

12:30 a.m.

(57) “The Viking” +++

(Adventure,1931) Charles Starett, Louise Huntington. A sailor who thinks he’s jinxed forces himself to join an Arctic sealing expedition. (1h15)

1:00 a.m.

(53) “What Happens in Vegas” +++

(Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. A couple sets out to make life difficult for each other after a wild time in Vegas. (2h)

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(57) “The Thing From Another World”

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