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all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash Some recommendations in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, bracing my head against various large rocks put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple as it dragged me across the ground, I could of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step still think clearly enough to recognize that in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured there was a small chance that I shared some that since they congregated at my cattle feeder tiny amount of responsibility for the situation and do not seem to have much fear of me we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have when we are there (a bold one will sometimes to suffer a slow death. I managed to get it come right up and sniff at the bags of feed lined up to back in between my truck and the while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet feeder…a little trap I had set beforehand. away) that it should not be difficult to rope Kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head in there and started moving up so I could get (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport my rope back. it home.

How to rope a deer

Now when a deer paws at you and knocks you down it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.

Now for the local legend. I was pretty beat up. My scalp was split open, I had several large goose eggs, my wrist was bleeding pretty good and felt broken (it turned out to be just badly bruised) and my back was bleeding in a few places, though my insulated canvas jacket had protected me from most of the worst of it. I drove to the nearest place, which was the co-op. I got out of the truck, covered in blood and dust and looking like hell. The guy who I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never ran the place saw me through the window and end with my rope. The cattle, who had seen came running out yelling "what happened" in a million years would have thought that a the roping thing before, stayed well back. deer would bite somebody so I was very surI have never seen any law in the state of KanThey were not having any of it. After about prised when I reached up there to grab that sas that would prohibit an individual from 20 minutes my deer showed up…3 of them. I rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. roping a deer. I suspect that this is an area that picked out a likely looking one, stepped out Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like befrom the end of the feeder, and threw my ing bit by a horse where they just bite you and they have overlooked entirely. Knowing, as I do, the lengths to which law enforcement perrope. The deer just stood there and stared at then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and head…almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD sonnel will go to exercise their power, I was concerned that they may find a way to twist twisted the end so I would have a good hold. and it hurts. The proper thing to do when a the existing laws to paint my actions as crimiThe deer still just stood and stared at me, but deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw nal. I swear….not wanting to admit that I had you could tell it was mildly concerned about back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking the whole rope situation. I took a step towards instead. My method was ineffective. It seems done something monumentally stupid played it. It took a step away. I put a little tension on like the deer was biting and shaking for sever- no part in my response. I told him "I was attacked by a deer.” I did not mention that at the the rope and received an education. al minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you time I had a rope on it. The evidence was all The first thing that I learned is that while a may be questioning that claim by now) tricked over my body. Deer prints on the back of my deer may just stand there looking at you funny it. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out jacket where it had stomped all over me and a while you rope it, they are spurred to action large deer print on my face where it had of my right arm, I reached up with my left when you start pulling on that rope. That deer hand and pulled that rope loose. struck me there. EXPLODED. I asked him to call somebody to come get That was when I got my final lesson in deer The second thing I learned is that pound for me…I didn't think I could make it home on behavior for the day. Deer will strike at you pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or with their front feet. They rear right up on my own. He did. a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I their back feet and strike right about head and Later that afternoon, a game warden showed could fight down with a rope with some digni- shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisup at my house and wanted to know about the ty. A deer, no chance. That thing ran and ingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that deer attack. Surprisingly, deer attacks are a bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no when an animal like a horse strikes at you controlling it and certainly no getting close to with their hooves and you can't get away easi- rare thing and wildlife and parks was interested in the event. I tried to describe the attack as it. As it jerked me off my feet and started ly, the best thing to do is try to make a loud completely and accurately as I could…I was dragging me across the ground, it occurred to noise and make an aggressive move towards filling the grain hopper and this deer came out me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly the animal. This will usually cause them to of nowhere and just started kicking the hell as good an idea as I originally imagined. The back down a bit so you can escape. This was out of me and BIT me. It was obviously rabid only up side is that they do not have as much not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously stamina as many animals. A brief 10 minutes such trickery would not work. In the course of or insane or something. EVERYBODY for miles around knows about the deer attack (the later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to a millisecond I devised a different strategy. I guy at the co-op has a big mouth). For several jerk me off my feet and drag me when I man- screamed like woman and tried to turn and weeks people dragged their kids in the house aged to get up. It took me a few minutes to run. The reason I had always been told NOT realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at when they saw deer around and the local ranchers carried rifles when they filled their blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not feeders. I have told several people the story, At that point I had lost my taste for corn fed but NEVER anybody around here. I have to be so different from horses after all, besides venison. I just wanted to get that devil creasee these people every day and as an being twice as strong and three times as evil, ture off the end of that rope. I figured if I just because the second I turned to run, it hit me outsider…a "city folk"…I have enough troulet it go with the rope hanging around its right in the back of the head and knocked me ble fitting in without them snickering behind neck, it would likely die slow and painfully my back and whispering "there is the dumbdown. somewhere. At the time, there was no love at ass that tried to rope the deer.


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