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For groups, BDSM, and kink:

WOMEN Seeking?

SHY GIRL LOOKING FOR FUN I am shy and slightly overweight. I am looking for someone who doesn’t care that I am overweight. I am looking to have sex and to have fun. Willing to try new things. I am average looking. I have very low self-esteem. SazarMoose1, 23, l UNICORN LOOKING FOR SOME FUN Fit, fun female looking for some new experiences with a couple. Professional. Looking for it to be discreet and clean. jessicaRabbit, 29 RAINBOW UNICORN SEEKS EROTIC ADVENTURES In a loving, healthy, committed, open relationship, and seeking female playmates for myself and females or couples for my partner and me together. I value those with a great presence, honesty, openness, and a grounded sense of self spiked with laughter and lightheartedness! Open to diverse experiences. Respect, excellent communication skills and healthy boundaries are critical! STD-free only, please. mangolicious, 45, l GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN Hey hey, I am just looking for someone to hang out with. Nothing too crazy, but I’m a lot of fun. Vonnie, 25, l

MEN Seeking?

SENSUAL ABS I am a personal trainer who is always working with others or working out himself and needs someone to help him relax a little. Athletix90, 26

LOOKING FOR OLDER WOMAN College boy looking to play. timlincl, 20

LOOKING Want to find someone who wants a man to cum in them. horny14, 42

ADVENTUROUS, OPEN-MINDED STUD Very open-minded, adventurous, hung stud who knows how to use it! Looking for fun new experiences and am probably open to trying it. Am very confident and comfo table with who I am, and I bring a great energy wherever I go! MstrPorter, 30, l VIRGIN SEEKS FUN, BUXOM GODDESS Virgin seeking younger or older buxom women for FWB for any period of time. I’m clean, single, horny and I can travel. I’ll consider any offer. 802Hunk, 48 LOOKING FOR FUN What is there to say? I’m looking for someone to have a good time with. Shade, 57, l GOOD ADULT FUN, FUN, FUN I travel quite a bit, but when home in Burlington I like to indulge in good food, good drinks, outdoor activities and, of course, some good, healthy adult fun. I am a bit kinky, almost always horny and a generous, respectful play partner. Colorado_Guy, 31 HOT SEX Looking for some sexual fun. 802funtime, 35 STARVING IN CENTRAL VERMONT Simple and subtle guy turning a page in the book of life. Always had an appetite that hasn’t been matched. Hungry. Mtnman76, 33 HORNY SEXPOT SWALLOWS I’m a gay male looking for men who want to be satisfied to their likeness. onionman60, 60, l LOVE TO EAT Looking for playtime with the right plaything. Foreplay a must! Love to snuggle and roll around in bed. Also love sex outside! Let’s go on a hike sometime! Osprey16, 55, l TALL KINK Looking to find some like-minded individuals. Triplea, 32

LOOKING TO HAVE NEW EXPERIENCES We are 46M/37F couple looking for others to enjoy. Both bi-curious. We are new to the swinging lifestyle and would like to expand on our sexually active lifestyle together. We are looking for bi or bi-curious females or couples for swapping or watching. If you think you could handle us, send us a message. sjdr7079, 37, l KINKY COUPLE LOOKING TO SHARE As the title says, we are a kinky couple looking to meet another fun and adventurous couple to have fun with and share our bed. We are new to this, so we would be looking to meet for drinks first to see if theres chemistry and then let things go where they may. KinkyCoupleVt, 38 2HOTLOVERS Committed couple looking for exciting times with other respectful and discreet people. We are new to this but by no means shy. Very open to different experiences and situations. She is a sexy, tall, athletic girl, and he is burly, handsome and well built. Looking for ongoing adventures with the right person(s). heyo112, 27, l PASSIONATE, EROTIC, FUN, SEXUAL COUPLE M/F couple looking for female(s) or other couples who enjoy adult playtime. We are a couple who enjoys each other’s bodies and want you to participate with us. We have lots of energy! No drama here. We just want to have fun. Knot_tee_couple, 55 HIPPIE LOVERS IN THE SUNSHINE Couple madly in love looking for a third person to join us in a casual evening of candlelit massage, lovemaking and body/soul appreciation. Let us cook you dinner, pour you a glass of wine, and we’ll see where it goes! stargazers, 23 DISCREET DEBAUCHERY We are a married couple who would like to find another like couple seekin discreet debauchery. Perhaps meet someplace for drinks and see if we share similar sexual interests. We are open to new adventures. Woman is bi, D cups, average body. Man is straight, very well endowed and thick. Let’s start with drinks and see where it goes! vtbeercouple, 40

My partner and I have great sex (we’ve been together for 10 years). What turns me on is her telling me about her past experiences, which she has reluctantly done. I would like to hear more stories. When asked, she says she is not good at storytelling. How can I convince her the stories are great and turn me on? How can I make her more comfortable with the process? Not trying to expose any specific people. Thanks for any info


Dear Bedtime,

Bedtime Stories

Thanksgiving is fast approaching. In spite of — or perhaps because of — all the sad, scary things going on in the world right now, I’m trying my best to note the things for which I am grateful. And I’m grateful for this question. I hear a lot of love and appreciation for your other half in it, and it’s the breath of fresh air I needed today. Thank ou. It sounds like your partner is a little shy of being the center of attention. Maybe she feels pressured to make her stories over-the-top racy. The solution to her performance anxiety? Relaxation. Make sure she feels super comfortable whenever you’d like her to start dishing out these sexy old deets. Next time you’re in a relaxed setting — a lazy morning in bed, maybe, or sitting close together in a dark bar — gently ask her questions about these past encounters. Tell her when her answers get you revved up. Encourage the simplest of details, and reassure her that it doesn’t take much to make you want her — you love her, and her openness turns you on. You must consider, too, that she may not want to be an open book. She has every right to keep her memories to herself. If that’s the case, invite her to make up scenarios or share fantasies. And share yours, too — an exchange is a lot more appealing than being put on the spot. It might even lead to roleplaying, which is fun! One more thought: Try responding to her sex talk with an exciting oral presentation of your own. Next time she’s “storytelling,” go down on her — if she’s into that, of course. It might just provide incentive for repeat performances. And remember, there’s nothing wrong with reruns every now and then!



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YOUNG INFIDEL I’m a college senior with a girlfriend but have a bit of a wandering eye. Looking for someone to break the rules with. JodyHighroller, 21

TANTRA LOVER FROM RUSSIA I practice tantra. Looking for a partner or a couple to practice together the spiritual love! I’m open to a lot of new and interesting things. I’m a neat and nice-looking 28-y/o man. I was studying tantra and the art of tantric massage in India. dmitryfromrussia, 28, l

HIGH-SEAS ADVENTURE Hi! We’re a couple in our mid-thirties setting sail on a new adventure, looking for a couple or woman to share some vanilla but delicious time with. We love mountains and the ocean. You: smart, political, sensual. Good food, good fun. Want to hop aboard? dorkyNsincere, 35, l

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LET’S BE WARM THIS WINTER Simply enough, the cold is coming and there is one way to stay warm that rises above the rest. Let’s be fun and naughty and make some heat. Looking for a happy, playful sort. Let’s start some casual and repeatable fun! kumquatguy, 38, l

VT FUN WITH LIKE PROFESSIONALS Seeking like-minded professionals around the Burlington area for fun, discretion and spice. Skihat, 40

HEDONISTIC GEOMETRY INSTIGATOR Shy, sweet and sexy T-girl looking for playmates. Love dressing sexily and very feminine. I want to meet people to enjoy things like live music, cabaret and dance parties with; and then, if things are right, to go somewhere else and find out more about the best things in life. Looking for sweetness, or at least some candy. amyvermont, 35, l


HORNDOG Hello, I’m a hardworking guy looking for my soul mate and or a playmate. I’m in decent shape and am ready to go all night. Will exchange pics. Asianguy, 32

LOVE TO SWALLOW DICK JIZZ My downfalls are no teeth and I’m disabled, but know this: I know how to worship a man’s cock ‘til it will drive you so crazy you can’t stand it. I don’t bottom but will rim your ass. swallowyourmeat, 50, l

OTHERS Seeking?



DRAMA-FREE FUN I am looking for drama-free fun. It can be kinky or it can be vanilla, depending on my and partner’s desires. I am clean, DD-free, good looking. dramafreeefun, 46, l

DISCREET, ONGOING FUN BREAST PLAY Discreet, ongoing fun with a sexy man. Breast play, nipples, erotic oil massage. Our little secret. Multiple cummer here! vermonter15, 29

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