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Admitting that the "mechanism of reaction is unclear," Hirsch said, he plans to use his discoveries to treat impotence and to market his research to perfume companies.

Mr. Fixit Unable to find a drill to bore a hole in his cars exhaust pipe, Joseph Aaron, 20, of Wesley Chapel, Florida, got his gun and tried to shoot one in it. The bullet fragmented when it hit the pipe, and pieces hit Aaron in the leg.

• In Halifax, Massachusetts, police accused Robert Brinson, 28, of trying to blow up his exgirlfriend and her family at home using two bombs like the one that blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City. Police said Brinson's bombs were considerably less dangerous because he mistakenly used potting soil instead of fertilizer.

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Customs agents at New York's Kennedy Airport charged

Colombian native Carlos Trujillo, 30, with not reporting currency of more than $10,000 — they found $60,100 hidden in a knapsack on a Mickey Mouse doll in his luggage and $10,495 in his pockets.

Trujillo then volunteered that he had another $18,900 in $100 bills rolled up in 27 condoms, which he had swallowed.

cials announced the three crew no longer own cars but would members aboard the Mir space have access to a cabinet of keys to station would have to stay there several cars parked near their at least one extra month. Space home. One government official agency spokesperson Anatoly forecast that, by 2010, two milTkachev explained the planned lion people will be sharing cars. four-month mission was being extended because money probPoint oi Honor lems delayed construction of the Greece ended its 18-month booster rocket needed to transeconomic boycott of Macedonia port the crews replacements and after its parliament agreed to Post-Cold War Blues bring them home. remove a 16-point Virginia Star Problems continue for Russia's • One scheme Russia is undertak- from its national flag. Greece had cash-strapped miliing to raise money is to become a imposed the crippling 18-month tary In cheap dumping ground boycott, insisting that the star is for nuclear waste from its property. the West. Russia's atomic safety regulaSurprise! tor has issued repeatIn Bountiful, Utah, Bruce ed warnings that the Jensen, 39, discovered that his country's nuclear wife of three and a half years was reprocessing industry is a man. The deception by Felix ^rv on the verge of breakdown Urioste, 34, unraveled when after repeated leaks, system failJensen filed a missing person . ures and numerous other weakreport and police learned that nesses. Nonetheless, the Russian September, the Northern Fleet Nevada authorities had arrested Ministry of nuclear energy began dispatched heavily-armed sailors Urioste. The "wife" had used to force the state electric company seeking international customers fraudulent credit cards issued to to turn the power back on at one • for a new reprocessing plant in Bruce and Leasa Jensen to run up central Siberia. Their plant is of its nuclear submarine bases. at least $40,000 in debt — travelexpected to earn about $1 billion The utility had stopped service ing as a bearded man. Authorities a year. because of overdue bills —- the said the feminine-looking Urioste, 16th rime in three years that milihad already had his testicles but tary facilities have had electricity Road Weary not his penis removed in anticipacut off for non-payment. ElseTraffic is so bad in Indonesia tion of a sex-change operation where, the military newspaper that authorities have banned vehiwhen he met Jensen at the Krasnaya Zvezda reported that cles with fewer than three passenUniversity of Utah Health Russia's strategic forces arc so des- gers. According to Road and Sciences Center, where he'd masperate for cash that they hire out Track, the rule has created a new queraded as a female doctor. soldiers for menial work such as profession: passengers for hire by Jensen — who never saw Urioste digging potatoes. As a result, it the hour. naked during their celibate marsaid, some nuclear missile sites are • One solution proposed for the riage — had married out of a so short-handed that crews often Netherlands, which has the highsense of obligation: Urioste work double shifts. est density of cars in the world, is claimed to be pregnant with twins • In October, Russian space offishared rental. Participants would

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She/he later said the twins were stillborn. "I feel pretty stupid," Jensen said, adding that he is seeking an annulment, citing irreconcilable differences.

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Original Mousketeer Billie Matay, 52, was robbed at gunpoint in September in the parking lot at Disneyland.

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Miguel Gonzalez, 32, reported to his anger-management class in Honolulu drunk and disruptive.

Police said anger counselor Charles Mahuka then lost his temper and beat Gonzalez into a coma.

just Trying to Help Using a gill net to catch illegally-introduced lake trout at Yellowstone National Park backfired, according to federal biologists. The net, which kills the fish it catches, snared only four lake trout compared with 150 cutthroat, the species the biologists are trying to save.

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Billionaire Kenneth Dart moved from Florida to Belize in 1994, citing tax reasons for changing citizenship. This September he reportedly persuaded Belize officials to apply to open a consulate in Sarasota, Florida, home of the Dart Container company he heads, and to appoint him to run it. •

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A FINE W H I N E I've just finished reading your latest issue and had to respond to Paul Kowalski s whining tirade about Irving Smith's beer article (Seven Days, October 18). From the hysterical opening to the maudlin mea culpa grand finale, this was truly bizarre. What a hoot! Why doesn't Kowalski just go on "Oprah" and get it over with? I found the story to be informative and a lot of fun.

Don't hold back on the only interesting food/drink writing in town.

On a related note, Kowalski did provide you with your most interesting letter to date. Nice to read something besides the usual "Love ya! You're doing great!" routine.

— Chris Nicholas Richmond

TASTER'S C H O I C E I am writing in response to the letter you printed from Paul Kowalski of Long Trail concerning Irving Smith's article on Vermont microbrews. I was glad to see you publish a few of Irving's credentials after Mr. Kowalski's letter. I have tasted wine and beer with Irving professionally for the past six years and must tell you that he does a very good job of accurately describing and reviewing the wines and beers we have tasted. I hope you will continue to publish more of his articles, for so many of us benefit from his hard work and effort.

— Kevin Clayton Shelburne Kevin Clayton is a co-owner of the Shelburne Supermarket.

ABENAKIS O N RECORD When you say the word "Perkins" on the University of Vermont campus or in Burlington, many would assume you are referring to the geology building at UVM. Few realize the reprehensible legacy behind the Perkins name. From 1925 to 1936, Eminent Professor Henry Perkins designated and led the Vermont Eugenics Survey. The Survey was a health-care law mandated by the State of Vermont and funded through the federal government and Rockefeller Foundation. The project affected all ethnic groups in Vermont dissimilar to Northern Europeans, "Vermonters" and Perkins himself.

The Eugenics Survey affected Vermont's indigenous peoples, the Abenaki, in the hundreds.

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Without due process, habeas corpus was summarily ignored; Abenakis were sent to Windsor State Prison and Waterbury State Hospital. Perkins, along with Norwich University cadets, U.S. Army officers and military vehicles, assembled a mobile field hospital. Mass sterilizations and medical experimentation was the result of this effort. Many Abenakis were affected by this "health-care initiative." Some went "missing." Abenaki peoples were lied to, tricked and threatened. Constitutional rights were suspended or ignored. Perkins' more infamous modus operandi is best represented by the Monument Road incident where people literally disappeared overnight.

Currently, Professor Oatman's installation at the Fleming Museum, "Long Shadows," does justice to the character of Perkins. It does this by never identifying the Abenaki people as having been sterilized or experimented on during the Eugenics Survey.

Nowhere in the literature or public relations for "Long Shadows" is the word Abenaki mentioned.

Writing Abenakis out of history is well-practiced in Vermont. In 1989, when Judge Wolchik affirmed Abenaki hunting, fishing and land-claim rights, Governor Howard Dean and Attorney General Jeffrey Amestoy wrote a brief called "Elliott," which, without legislative review, became law. Reviewed by Justice Doolan of the State Supreme Court, Elliott effectively removed Abenaki rights and liberty by claiming that due to the "weight of history" the Abenaki do not exist.

The long shadow cast is still touching Abenakis through this blatantly political, racist law. Are all such actions by our leaders reflective of Vermonters who pride themselves as being the first state in the Union to outlaw slavery? I believe Vermonters want more.

In perpetuating the lie that Abenakis do not presently exist and played no past role in the Vermont Eugenics Survey, the media suppresses Abenaki heritage. Only one weekly newspaper (Seven Days, October 4) briefly reflected on the Abenenaki treatment during the Eugenics project.

The Burlington Free Press Living Section article of September 17 never used the word Abenaki. In the Columbus Day Free Press headline article, Ira Allen was identified as slaughtering "Native Americans."

The Abenakis were never named as victims of that slaughter.

Abenakis and Vermonters have always tried to retain good relations. I remain confident that in the spirit of justice this chapter of Vermont history will be treated fairly with the missing history of the Abenakis' role recorded completely.

— Charles Delaney II Burlington Charles Soaring Eagle Delaney II is the Representative of the Abenaki Nation ofMissisquoi and Vice President of Abenaki Self Help, Inc. (Ed. note: In September the Burlington City Council passed a resolution recognizing the Abenaki as indigenous aboriginal peoples of Vermont and in support of that recognition at the state and federal level.)

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- Scott Riedel Why not? Looking at Washington and the O J . trial, you've got to figure it gives you a lot of career options; J l i e term is, however, somewhat imprecise. The best definition was put forth 50 years ago by L.S. Selling: "a person having a constellation of symptoms...characterized psychopathologically by a very definite tendency to tell untruths about matters which perhaps could be easily verified and which untruths may serve no obvious purpose." This enables us to distinguish a pathological liar from, say, a lawyer, whose distortions of the truth are easily detected by anybody not serving on the jury even as they serve the obvious purpose of getting his murdering slime of a client off. More generally, we may say that John, the adulterous husband played by Peter Gallagher in the movie so<> lies and videotape, is not a pathological liar because his deceptions serve the obvious purpose of enabling him to get laid. Thus we see that habitual liars are of two kinds: on the one hand, pathological liars, who are pathetic losers, and on the other, skilled liars, who constitute the national ruling class.

What makes pathological liars lie is not well understood, though it seems pretty clear there isn't a single cause. Some people exhibit what's known as "pseudologia fantastica," presenting wild yarns as fact. Again, skill is a factor — do this well enough and you can get a job with The Weekly World News, or, if you really have the gift, The Washington Post. However, if your lying is so inept that you don't qualify even for journalism, you may be suffering from brain damage and therefore condemned to a life in broadcasting. 1 have a report, for example, of a "35-yearold right-handed Caucasian male" — that's enough to put you on your guard right there — who suffered from "pathological lying associated with thalamic dysfunction." Apparently a brain impairment led to a 10-year history of repeated lying about everything from his personal finances to where he'd put the Kleenex. Years ago he'd have wound up in the gutter, but today, thank God, he can be a guest on talk shows.

Not all cases of pathological lying are associated with a neurological disorder. Psychologists also blame such conditions as "superego lacunae" or "a need for the patient to produce narcissistic gratification." I love the word "lacunae," and because I love it I can say for a fact that anyone using it has no concept whatsoever. Seems clear enough to me that some people lie because they profit from it, some fib because they're sick, and some do it because they're lying sacks of shit.

Dear Cecil, It pains me to see that my adopted state of Wisconsin is about to turn its back on 150 years of sanity and bring back the death penalty. My question is, supposing we elect not to go the wimpy route of killing off our capital offenders via lethal injection but instead fry 'em or gas 'em in a more manly manner, where would we get the equipment? Is there an "Old Sparky Electric Chair Manufacturing Company" or a "Green Glow Gas Chamber Company?"

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The Soup Solution And you thought Howard Dean was nothing more than a cold-hearted aristocrat who's only concern is the loft and shine of his political star. Bah, humbug! The fact is, Ho-Ho does have a heart — a big heart — and he flaunted his caring ventricles last week in exemplary fashion as he transferred the site of his weekly press conference from the fifth floor of Montpelier's Pavilion Building to the warehouse floor of the Vermont Foodbank in Barre.

There, amid the pallets of breakfast cereal and canned goods, Howard Dean boldly offered a from-the-heart solution to the hard-hearted policies of the Army of Newt.

"We've got to do something to mitigate these cuts," declared Vermont's physician/politician.

Then, suddenly, he bent over and thrust his hand into a nearby cardboard box and pulled out a can of Progresso soup.

Proudly holding it aloft for the cameras, Ho-Ho declared that here in his hand was "one solution" to the cutbacks in social service and nutrition programs.

If every Vermonter would just contribute to their local foodshelf on a weekly or monthly basis, we'll make it, promised Dr. Dean, the discoverer of the Progresso vaccine!

"We're not going to get through this," continued HoHo, "if we fight among ourselves and blame each other."

He was referring to those liberal Democrats who've been saying mean things about him because of his passionate refusal to even consider raising state taxes to fill the gaps brought on by Newt's sword.

"He didn't raise the income tax" is Howard's chosen epitaph. But even better, Ho-Ho's going to preside over the Vermont income tax for the state's fiscally endowed upper class. Since Vermont's income tax is coupled to the federal income tax, the well-off among us who live in those $500,000 houses on Spear Street will be receiving Newt's papal blessing through both their federal and state income tax forms.

And you can be sure they will show their appreciation by following Ho-Ho's lead. Like our governor, they'll surely develop an affection for Progresso soup and regularly drop a can or two into the foodshelf bin in the front of the local supermarket. Not to worry. Charity will come to the rescue!

Not. According to a recent Twentieth Century Fund study called "Patterns of Generosity in America," donations to char-

INSIDE ity have remained at a steady 2 percent of personal income even when the economy is booming. According to the study, even if Ho-Ho, through his charismatic leadership, stimulated an increase in charity soup donations to, say, 5 percent, it would still fall far short of covering the craters carved out by the Army of Newt.

"Although Progresso is a good soup," bellowed Democratic House'Speaker Michael Obuchowski the next day, "I hope Howard Dean will rise to the occasion and realize that some of the cuts — and I'm not saying all of the cuts — that he is proposing to the state budget are harmful to people. And I hope Howard Dean will rise to the occasion and also realize that we need to solve these problems not on the backs of the have-nots, but on the backs of the haves."

Obie's one of those guys who just doesn't have a soft spot in his heart for anyone making over $200,000 a year. And Burlington's Progressive Mayor

Peter Clavelle doesn't think Progresso soup is very progressive.

"This notion that charity is going to fill the gaps and offset the reductions in federal spending and the holes in the state budget is absurd," said Clavelle. "It's simply not going to happen. The question is not 'Will you raise taxes?' The question is 'What taxes are you going to raise?"'

Pedro the Prog has this crazy notion that somebody's ox always gets gored. "What's been happening in state government over the past decade," said da Mayor, "is the responsibilities are being pushed down to local government and the cuts in the state budget are primarily affecting local governments and school districts. What they're essentially doing is forcing an increase in the property tax."

Jeezum-crow! You'd think these guys didn't like soup.

Political Love Fest — O b u chowski and a couple Burlington Dems — Reps. Sandy Baird and Bill Aswad — held a city hall press conference last

week to tout Bill Clinton as the candidate of choice in the upcoming Nov. 7 "City-Vote" , election. Clavelle came down from his office to check it out.

After listening for a few minutes, he popped up from his seat in the audience and strolled up to the head table. He leaned over Aswad to use the microphone. It's the closest those two have ever been in their lives..

"I don't always agree with the Democrats," said Mayor Progressive. "But when I do I think it's appropriate to stand up and say so. With regards to city vote, I want to join in suggesting that Bill Clinton deserves our continued support." Then he strolled back to his seat in the audience.

"He's an old Winooski Democrat," Aswad said later.

"He just doesn't want to admit it." But things change. The revolution of 1981 happened.

"Bernie's mantle fell on him," remarked Aswad, the reigning dean of Burlington politics, "and he doesn't want to take it off." •

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Enough to fill an album with anecdotes about the "funny shit that goes down" behind the altar. But he wasn't sure he was onto a "bankable" idea until a call came from acquisitions at Paramount Pictures. "I have dreamed this movie," Guigui says of Wedding Band, which he describes as the Spinal Tap of wedding receptions. T h e Martin Guigui trick is turning that reverie into a feature-length comedy. By April. Guigui is teaming up with Brooke Wetzel on this one — the only other producer in the area with comparable chutzpah and manic energy. And the project has come a long way since their one-inch ad in the Hollywood Reporter brought in 400 resumes from Tinsel Town and beyond. T h e couple has already snagged a director of photography who shot Barfly and Down by Law. Randy Quaid has agreed to be the best man. But most of the cast, including the band, hails from Vermont: Nectar Rorris is the cook, and Vinnie DeToma does a convincing barstool loser. T h e job of screenwriter is still open. So is the production studio — of seven companies that have approached them, only Paramount and October Films are still in the running. Says Guigui, "We want to do it our way, keep it to Vermont investors and give it to them as is' to distribute." Sounds pretty high-minded for a movie that captures some of its best scenes through a vent in the bathroom. But there's no sex, says Guigui — until the end. Only in V e r m o n t . . . If things keep moving along at this rate, Burlington College may have to add Guigui and Wetzel to its new Vermont filmmaker series. T h e dynamic duo could probably learn a thing or two from Jay Craven, who will share his cinematic secrets Friday night.

F L Y I N G P H I S H : Two weeks ago, Alan Parshley was playing Beethoven with the Vermont Symphony Orchestra at the Flynn.

Wednesday night the French horn player will be blowing in a much bigger venue with saxophonist Dave Grippo, trumpeter * ' •Joey Sommerville and trombonist D a n Glasgow. Phish summoned all four Vermont musicians to Chicago Tuesday to sit in on their Halloween concert at the 18,000-seat Rosemont Horizon. Every year the band covers an entire recording — last Halloween it was xhtWhite Album. Sounds like a heck of a lot of horns for anything other than.. .Chicago? Nice to know our boys have it all over the competition in Illinois. Says Parshley, "I am sure Dale Klevenger of the Chicago Symphony would have something to say about that."

IN BRIEF: Brad Searles has been collecting photographs of Burlington for as long as he's been putting out singles of local bands on Split Records — each captures the Queen City from a different point of view. N o w he's going for the big picture with an aerial shot of the local music scene — Burlington as seen from a helicopter. T h e snap will be the centerpiece of a limitededition poster of his urban images, soon-to-be published in conjunction with the release of the first split C D . Burlington City Arts is kicking in cash for the printing, Mansfield Heliflight hauled him up there Tuesday morning — for free... Susan Kelley couldn't have picked a worse time to leave the Free Press, with Vermont in full cultural swing. But in two weeks arts presenters can start bugging the new arts writer, Florida native and former dancer Melissa Garrido. "There is some sort of offshoot of Alvin Alley down there that she was a member of," says features editor Joe Cutts. Her Vermont connection? "Her brothers a Phishhead." .... the Vermont Times has sunk to a new low in "community" journalism: anonymous call-in letters to the editor.

Peter Freyne got skewered last week, along with Seven Days, in "Speak O u t Vermont." Last we checked, newspapers still required people to own up to their barbs.

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read all about dance pioneers like Martha Graham, Doris Humphrey and Charles Weidman. O r you can get it straight from Sharry Underwood, the only dance critic in Vermont who dates back to Denishawn days.

Underwood's first real dance class was at Jacob's Pillow, then a fledgling experiment in barefoot ballet led by Ted Shawn.

Underwood took classes from Humphrey in N e w York. T h e modern dance mistress, who would have turned 100 this year, is the subject of her lecture Saturday at Patrick Gymnasium. And don't go home before the master class. Promise, no pirouettes. •

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A low-power station with high-power ideas, WWIN-Television will get most of its programming via satellite from WB — Loper negotiated the deal when the network came into being last January. In addition to Tweety and Sylvester, the rooftop dishes will draw in daily doses of "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Bonanza." Three movies and two broadcasts of Boston-based New England News are also on the Mondaythrough-Saturday menu. Loper describes his on-air offerings as "similar to a superstation — an eclectic mix of reruns, old movies, new movies and firstrun syndicated product."

But what sets this channel apart from the hundreds is not state-of-the-art animation. Far more intriguing are its plans to establish a statewide delivery system for news that Loper sums up as "cellular television" — a method of reporting stories and transmitting video footage that would result in customized news broadcasts all over the state.

"People in Rutland will see stories about Rutland, people in Burlington will see stories about Burlington," Loper says. If everything clicks, he also plans to set up a bureau in the Plattsburgh area. "As far as I know," he adds, "this has never been do ne before."

The theory behind the technology is inspired by the limitations of television Prime-time newscasts are constrained by time and broadcast area from covering what Loper calls local "pocketbook issues," like property taxes, zon ing and community events. His plan — to collect, edit and localize broadcasts from a central studio — would allow television to act more like a series of community newspapers. After reading Nielsen journals, Loper concluded that commercial television news was missing the boat on political and grassroots issues. "The key is to give customers what they want," he says. "I tried to find a tech nology that gives them what they are asking for."

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he resulting hybrid — along the lines of Wal-Mart-meets-TownMeeting-Television — will not be an easy one to realize logistically.

Footage would travel to Burlington via the newly laid fiber-optic network, where it would be shaped into individual shows. A story of state-wide interest on Rutland gangs, for example, might end up in every broadcast one evening.

A simple street fight probably wouldn't.

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"As far as I know, t h i s h a s never been done before."

- J e f f Loper director," does not intend to focus much attention on crime. "To me it's not relevant that someone shot his brother in Plattsburgh," Loper says. "It's a question of trying to balance what may have more relevance to our daily lives."

Loper also plans to launch on-air letters to the editor. The filming will happen at interactive kiosks — mostly at shopping malls — where viewers can videotape their opinions by pushing a button. Marselis Parsons, news director of WCAX-TV, applauds the feedback idea but is less enthusiastic about Loper's suggestion that the Burlington area could sustain as many as seven local news networks. "Someone told me the other day that we have more radio stations in Burlington than Montreal," Parsons says.

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tion of the audience that you can't survi ve.

WWIN-TV has its editing work cut out for it. Once the news is customized, and the localized ads inserted, the completed shows will then be sent back via fiber optic to various transmittor sites around the state. When applied to advertising, Loper suggests this cellular approach to television will make the medium accessible to businesses with mom-and-pop-sized budgets. Those who live beyond the reach of cable networks should be able to pick up the channel with a good antenna.

The concept is great, says Stewart Ledbetter, news director of WPTZ-TV. "The idea of backfeeding stories at the head end in Burlington, and then distributing it to individual markets in Vermont is fascinating — I just don't know where he is going to get the money to pay for it. We have a fiberoptic line from Burlington to Plattsburgh and it's bloody expensive. If it was such a great idea," Ledbetter adds, "why would this pioneering technology crop up in Burlington and nowhere else?"

Loper acknowledges that his is an expensive proposition. The bulk of his investors hail from Vermont and New York State — with the exception of a personal friend with "hundreds of millions" in the New York City area. He is more evasive on the subject of broadcast towers

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either Schuyler nor Loper is a stranger to the world of highstakes investment. Schuyler, who is handling the adminstrative duties at the new station, was plant manager at Small Cities Cable when he bought into Burlington-based WEXP-FM — the station was sold in June to Hall Communications, owner of W O K O and the new WKOL. Loper had managed apartment buildings, movie theaters and money when he first came to Burlington for a job at the investment firm of A.G. Edwards. He had a weekly "personal finance" segment on the Channel 5 news until it was discontinued because of "disappointing results," says Ledbetter, adding Loper's delivery was "not up to our standards."

That experience didn't dissuade Loper from pursuing television, however. He eventually left his "stockbroker" job in Burlington to get involved with a lowpower station in Plattsburgh. The exact terms under which Loper went to work for Gary Clarke at WWBI-TV were never put on paper. Loper says he worked as a consultant without pay in exchange for a 10 percent interest in the business.

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VOODOO GLOWSKULLS, SCHLONG, BLUE MEANIES (ska, punk), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $8. STRANGE FOLK, JIGGLE THE HANDLE (groove rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. EAST COAST MUSCLE (rock), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. LAST STRING BAND (bluegrass), Burlington Coffeehouse, City Market, 9 p.m. $3.

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PERCY HILL, THANKS TO GRAVITY (groove rock), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $5/7. MOTEL BROWN (funk, reggae), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $4. SALLY FINGERETT (folk), Burlington Coffeehouse, City Market, 9 p.m. $6. DESIRED EFFECT (jazz), Samsara, 9 p.m. No cover. THE MIX (rock), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. BLIND PIGS BLUES BAND (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. HIGHLAND WEAVERS (Irish) Tuckaways, Sheraton, 9 p m No cover. CLYDE STATS TRIO (jazz), Windjammer, 5 p.m. No cover. TEXAS TWISTER (classic rock), Wolf's Lair, Colchester, 9 p.m. $2. JD BEARD (folk), Williston Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE WITH TABLE WINE (alt folk), Greatful Bread Deli, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $2. OPEN MIKE WITH BRODERICK JONES (acoustic), Pyralisk, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $5.

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JANIS IAN (alt folk), Club Metronome, 7 p..m. $12. SHAGGY, RAYVON (reggae, dancehall), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $12. THE WINEBOTTLES (groove rock), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. No cover. SMOKEHOUSE (r&b, soul), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE WITH AARON FLINN, Java Blues, 7 p.m. No cover. DAVE & THE ALLEY-CAT JAM (rock), Alley-Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover TUESDAY MIKE PETERS, HANK (alt rock), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $7. GROOVE LINE (funk), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. No cover. PARI MA JAZZ BAND, ParimaThai Restaurant, 8 p.m. No cover. FORTUNE TELLERS (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. FOLK JAM, Last Elm Cafe, 8 p.m.

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WEDNESDAY EDWIN MCCAIN BAND, FRANCES DUNNERY (groove-funk rock), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $10. ANNE'S BAND (funk soul), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. No cover. FORTUNE TELLERS (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE Burlington Coffeehouse, City Market, 8 p.m. No cover. NATO (unplugged pop), Cactus Cafe, 8 p.m. No cover. WOMEN 5 NIGHT, Last Elm Cafe, 6 p.m. Donations. OPEN MIKE, Java Love, 9 p.m. No cover BL00Z0T0MY (blues), Alley-Cats, 9:30 p.m: No cover. TABOO (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. BANJO DAN & THE MID-NITE PLOWBOYS (bluegrass), Sneaker's, Winooski, 9 p.m. $2. TODD FITCH (acoustic), Thrush Tavern, Montpelier, 9 pm. No cover.

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Marginal Man sets out with the lovely, Irish-sounding Anne-Marie Costa harmonizing, unaccompanied, with herself — sort of an a cappella McGarrigles. Gradually the tempo picks up, instruments kick in, and Peter Danforth's sax ends with laughs and whistles.

This is followed by the industrial cacophony of "Split Cells," whose unruly bird's nest of sound and intoned lyrics spirals out of control in an apparent attempt to actually achieve chromosomal damage. The Perch people think multiple styles per song are better than one, from the melodic coo of Costa's singing to a sort of crackpot opera fueled by guitarist Jamie Williamson.

Then there's the simpleton Cowsillcore of bassist Dave Jarvish's "Green Apple Girl," and a sax-driven lounge-lizard thing called "Club Select" to wind things up. Or maybe down. Whew. You can't accuse Cranial of not perching on the edge.

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Classically trained on trumpet from childhood through college, he found his calling instead with six strings and a slide. But he's more than a guitar whiz: Landreth's Creole influences unfold in poetic imagery and melodies that manage both melancholy and percolating roadhouse grooves. Compelling voice, too. "Congo Square" — which includes guest guitarist Mark Knopfler — is a masterpiece, "Cajun Waltz" as romantic a love song as ever was. Landreth places heart and soul in music that also beckons feet. He opens for bluesrock guitar virtuoso Robben Ford this Saturday at Metronome.

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-is pursuing criminal charges against Loper, had a different understanding of the arrangement.

T h e two men parted ways last summer — but not before Clarke had Loper arrested on burglary charges for making off with some office accoutrements Loper says belonged to him. T h e charges were dropped when a vendor vouched for him. "It was considered a total false arrest. T h e police saw it as a business dispute between partners," Loper says, adding that had he been convicted, he would never have been able to own his own television station. He says he is suing Clarke for defrauding him of his stock, and The Plattsburgh Press Republican for publicizing his arrest. Neither the former partner nor the newspaper is aware of any suit against them.

This sort of squabble between media moguls is nothing compared to the drama of high-tech speculation. Pioneering in the Information Age is risky business. "There is so much hype surrounding the advent of new technology," suggests Lauren-Glenn Davitian of Chittenden C o m m u n i t y Television.

"People are looking for investments so they can demonstrate the new technology, attract consumers and, eventually, somebody to buy the whole operation. T h e big ' i f is which ones will take off."

Ultimately, the real challenge of making television more democratic — as W W I N aims to do — is getting people to watch it. You can only make zoning regulations so compelling when you're competing with "Dateline," "60 Minutes" and local newscasts which take 32 full-time staffers all day to produce. Davitian revolutionized local television in her own way by launching Channel 17 — the local government channel on public access. "People may say they want a detailed explanation of property tax," Davitian says. "But what they really want to know is how much the taxes are going up, when and where they can complain."

No\y Joe Citizen can head for the nearest kiosk to vent.

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YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND A Quebecker from Iowa reflects on the recent referendum

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erhaps you've wondered what Quebec means by its license-plate motto: Je me souviens. I remember asking a Quebecois friend, the first time I came to the province,. "What is it you remember?" I don't remember his answer...and then, maybe I just didn't understand.

That's precisely what Quebec has been saying for the last 30 years: "You just don't understand." The more insistent have been saying, "We want to be masters in our own house, and responsible for our own destiny." In this week's referendum, the issue had become an independent Quebec in a new partnership with Canada — good, but separated, neighbors. Nearly half the electorate voted to be good neighbors but politically distinct from the rest of Canada.

A business associate said to me through clenched teeth last week: "I don't expect you to understand! It's not a rejection of you. We just want to do it our own way." He's a chartered accountant from a strong union family, a credit union treasurer for years, a former hippie. Two days later I wrote him a note to say that the birth of his country would damage the country in which I'd chosen to put down

roots, but that we'd have to work together to build them both. He came to my office and gave me a hug.

My Quebecoise lover, Helene, says I just don't understand when she flies into a snit over something I've done in an apparently obtuse fashion.

We've been together 10 years on the strength of independent characters and time apart. She voted YES. So why did I say N O to the offer of a new kind of partnership that looks a lot like what I've worked out with Helene and colleagues? Why can't I accept the idea that politically Quebec must be distinct because it has different memories? Maybe I don't understand because I don't remember.

As a naturalized Canadian from Iowa, choosing to live in French Montreal, there's a lot I don't remember. I only read about the Plains of Abraham, when the future of the Frenchspeaking people in North America was so ignominiously compromised by a bunch of court dandies. For more than 100 years, Quebec maintained its identity as a Latin, Catholic, rural society bound together more tightly by a common language, an island in an English sea. Quebeckers became one of

the two founding peoples of Canada by force of collective will.

This notion of people is one of the things we (the rest of

Canada) just don't understand.

The Charter of Rights and Freedoms that is joined to the Canadian Constitution defines the individual rights and free-

doms of Canadians. There are no provisions for collective rights. Yet these — derived from the responsibility of a people to preserve itself through cultural, social and political means — are essential to the protection of a society. No Quebec provincial government has ever accepted the Constitution of 1982.

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s an immigrant Canadian too busy homesteading in Newfoundland for 12 years during the '70s and '80s, I don't remember the October Crisis. I don't remember having heard of Rene Levesque before visiting Montreal in 1985, and don't really remember the Constitutional Conference of 1982. As history it's the stuff of high political drama: that "Night of the Long Knives" when Trudeau, his Minister of Justice Jean Chretien, and nine provincial prime ministers reconvened after Levesque had gone to bed. They adopted a constitution that makes no mention of Quebec as a distinct society and denied Quebec a veto on matters that concern the preservation of the Quebec society, including language rights.

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m u s i c RICH MULLINS: The International Bible Society presents the Ragamuffin Band at the Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15.50. Info, 863-5966.

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JOAN ARMATRADING: The soulful singer-songwriter shows some emotion in support of her new album, What* Inside.

Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $2735. Info, 863-5966.

d a n c e SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Celtic wannabes of all ages kick up their heels at Christ Church-Episcopal, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

Register, 229-9811. ' CONTACT IMPROV: Gravity plays a crucial role in this kinetic free-for-all.

Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington, 7:15 p.m. $1. Info, 660-0866.

t h e a t e r ADULT ENRICHMENT SERIES: A couple of professors discuss two versions of Hamlet and offer a backstage tour to seniors and retirees. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michaels College, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. $10. Register, 654-2111.

fj i l m FRENCH FILM FEST: Two dozen French films — with English subtitles — are screened over five days. Tonight features Les Patriotes. Musee des Beaux-Arts, Montreal. $4.50 per film. Info, 514-4958176.

e t c PEACE TRAIN ACTIVITIES: "Peace trains" throughout the country call for military budget cuts and preservation of social programs. Get on board at the Unitarian Church in Montpelier at 7 p.m. Donations. At 2 p.m. meet with Central Vermont legislators, and at 3 p.m. take a walking tour of local projects that will be impacted by budget cuts. Free.

Info, 229-9918.

'GENDERED RESISTANCE': Scholar Paula Schwartz talks women, politics and the French Resistance. Abernathy Room, Starr Library, Middlebury College, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3467.

t h e a t e r 'WAR OF T H E WORLDS: Theatre Factory revisits the "War of the Worlds" with a stage adaptation of alien radio broadcast by Orson Welles. Mann Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $6.

Info, 872-2738.

'HAMLET': The University Players give Shakespeare a new spin at North Lounge, Billings, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3131.

• 'FAMILY LIFE': Students perform a trio of black comedies abour parents and their kids, . Hepburn Zoo Theatre, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $1. Info; 388-MIDD., ' 'HELLO DOLLY': Check out the next best thing to Carol Chaining on Broadway. The Barre Players perform at the Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $11. Info, 476-8188.

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Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408.

N.O.W. MEETING: Central Vermonters organize around feminist issues at Montpelier City Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9588.

CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: People dealing with cancer get support based on the work of the National Wellness Communities. Cancer Wellness Center, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Register, 865-3434.

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PRESCHOOL SCIENCE PROGRAM: "Animals Don't Wear Pajamas ... Do They?" Find out how they keep warm at the Discovery Museum, Essex Junction, 9:30 & 10:45 a.m. $4.25. Register, 8788687.

e t c 'RACISM IN NATURAL RESOURCES': Gerry Stover, founder of the Environmental Consortium for Minority Outreach, speaks at 104 Aiken, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. ''LOVING T m ™ r vYOUR n r i D JOB': r n D ' . TTired l of your job? Learn how to turn "survival into thrival" while crafting a long-term solution for professional fulfillment. Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Register, 862-5483.

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rock at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 8 p.m. $16.50. Info, 603-6462422. A free discussion begins at 7 p.m. in the faculty lounge.

d a n c e ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: All ages boogie the British way at the Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $1.50. Info, 862-3638.

t he a t e r WAR OF T H E WORLDS: See November 2. ' H A M L E T : See November 2.

'FAMILY LIFE': See November 2.

'HELLO DOLLY': See November 2.

O N E Aerr EESB Big City Players p & s ' forms one acts, scenes and staged readings to benefit local non-profits. Hobo looks at homelessness in Burlington, and Chug is a comic monologue about frog farming.

242 Main, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 8635884.

'PETER BURNS VARIETY SHOW': The local storyteller makes performance art of his personal obsessions. He sings, dances and "does paperwork" at the Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 8 p.m.

Donations. Info, 6583654.

'BLITHE SPIRIT': The Lamoille County Players present the Noel Coward comedy.

Hyde Park Opera House, 8 p.m. $7.

Info, 888-4507.

GALLERY TALK: Dance professor Andrea Olsen explores "The Art of Touch" in a hands-on presentation.

Upper Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3711 x 5007.

DRAWING SESSION: Artists get inspiration from a live model at this weekly drawing session. Artspace, 171 St. Paul St., Burlington, 6:30-9: 30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2898.

f i l m FRENCH FILM FEST: See November 1.

JAY CRAVEN TALK: Vermont moviemaker Jay Craven directed the award-winning film, Where the Rivers Flow North. He gives a talk at Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 8629616.

w o r d s RUSSELL BANKS READING: The award-winning author and Princeton prof reads from his latest work of workingclass fiction, Rule of the Bone. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Donations for hungry and homeless folks. Info, 654-2535.

DAVID BUDBILL READING: The Vermont poet and playwright reads to raise funds for the Vermont Foodbank.

Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 229-0774.

POETRY READING: Linda Gregg supports the Vermont Foodbank with a poetry reading at Cover-to-Cover Bookstore, Randolph, 7 p.m. $7.50. Info, 728-4206. I

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Joan Armatrading describes her new album as the most personal she has ever made. The warm alto reveals W h a t ' s Inside and earlier songs Wednesday at the Flynn. meets and tours the new police facility. 1 North Ave., Burlington, 7:30 a.m. Free.

Reservations, 863-1175.

MEDICAL HISTORY LECTURE: Honor writer Joseph Citro discusses the \ medical aspects of Halloween. HaiiA,::-:Given'ScHIding, UVM, Burlington, noon.

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WATER CONFERENCE: This anthro-J posophicaJ:l<jpk at "The Foundation of Life" coi risti pedagogical, toentific orf Scho Shelburne* §:30 p.mjj $40. Register, 425-3690.

WILDLIFE TRACKING shows slides from the Lewis Creek watershed. Hinesburg Town Hall, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 435-2002.

'THE NATURE OF THINGS': Will Curtis, of National Public Radio, talks about Siberian tigers and his latest adventure in the Russian Far East. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 457-2779.

G Saturday m u s i c RACHEL BISSEX: The Burlingtonbased singer-songwriter performs after an open mike. Ripton Coffeehouse, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 388-9782. d a n c e HISTORY OF DANCE: Sharry Underwood tells where American modern dance began. Dance Studio. Patrick Gym, UVM, Burlington, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 865-7166.

BALLROOM DANCE: Waltzers and fox trotters cut the rug at S. Burlington Middle School, 8 p.m. $14 per couple.

Info, 862-0190.

EURYTHMY PERFORMANCE: The Green Meadow Eurythmy Group presents an evening of dance excerpts inspired by Beethoven, Debussy, Walt Whitman and Shakespeare. Shelburne Village School, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 9854023.

CONTRA DANCE: Mary Des Rosiers calls for the Pete Sutherland Band.

Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $5. Info. 426-3734.

BARN DANCE: Stowe Rescue benefits from a country-western gig featuring Coco and the Lonesome Road Band.

Percy's Garage, Stowe, 8 p.m. $2. Info, 800-24-STOWE.

t h e a t e r 'WAR OF T H E WORLDS: See November 2.

'HAMLET': See November 2.

'FAMILY LIFE': See November 2.

'HELLO DOLLY': See November 2.

ONE ACT FEST: See November 3.

'BLITHE SPIRIT': See November 3.

'LITTLE ACTS OF KINDNESS': Judevine playwright David Budbill revives his play about ordinary people featuring music from The Disciples.

Middlebury High School, 8 p.m. $10.

Info, 223-7044.

AUDITIONS: Unadilla is seeking actors to perform in plays next summer by Turgenev, Shakespeare, Gilbert and Sullivan, and Larry Shue. Learn your lines at Bethany Church, Montpelier,

30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 456-

RENCH FILM KI FLICK Tlu arren Burlin

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ER FOR CHOCOLATE': This subtitled Spanish movie is a filmic feast of food, sensuality and drama.

Twilight Hall, Middlebury College, 4 & 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-MIDD. a r t FLEMING FAMILY DAY: Newlyinstalled African and ancient Egyptian art inspires "Mummies, Kings and Ancient Things." A magic show and storytelling supplement the hands-on activities.

Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $1/2. Info, 656-0750.

FREE ART: A family workshop on collage-making is held at Artspace, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 862-2898.

ART SALE: Popular watercolorist Katharine Montstream sells paintings and cards at half price. Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8752. xv c r d s BOOK SIGNING: Murder in Montpelier? Johnson author William Jaspersohn signs copies of Native Angel, about a murder set in Central Vermont.

Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 229-0774. k i d s ASTHMA PROGRAM: Kids swim, play and learn about their condition, while parents consult with respiratory therapists and doctors.Twin Oaks Fitness Center, S. Burlington, 1-4:30 p.m. Free. Register, 800-LUNG-USA. STORY TIME: Kids over three listen up at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. e t c LAST ELM CELEBRATION: Celebrate the five-year anniversary of the "anti-profit," volunteer-run cafe with reading, juggling and an open mike. Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 9 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-7458.

HERB STORE OPENING: Give-aways include seated massage and tea. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-HERB. FOOD FAIR: Sample natural foods and healing while your kids sculpt with peanut butter play-dough. Montpelier City Hall, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6910.

MORRISVILLE HIKE: A moderate to difficult 5.6-mile circuit is taken at a medium pace, with an optional jaunt to the summit of Whiteface. Meet in Montpelier, 8 a.m. Free. Register, 2233616.

ORAL HISTORY DAY: Network with other pros and beginners interested in preserving the areas oral history. Braintree Elementary School, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-4964.

'VERMONT'S NORTHERN FOREST': Moderate hiking follows up an indoor program by the Vermont Institute of Natural Science. St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m.

- 4 p.m. $18. Info, 457-2779.

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m u s i c TEREZIN PROJECT: Robert De Cormier conducts two operas created by musicians at Terezin — a Nazi concentration camp that incarcerated many intellectuals; and artists. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 2 p.m. $12.50. Info, 656-5&06.A bagel branch and pre-performance lecture will be held at Ohavi Zedek Synogogue, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3517.

AMIDON FAMILY CONCERT: The Brattleboro natives present lively, participatory songs, stories and dance tunes on fiddle, accordion, dumbeck and banjo.

Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 3 p.m. $5. Reservations, 649-2200.

t h e a t e r 'WAR OF THE WORLDS: See November 2.

ONE ACT FEST: See November 3, 135 Pearl.

'BLITHE SPIRIT': See November 3, 2 & 8 p.m. t i l m FRENCH FILM FEST: See November 1.

SKI FLICK: See November 4, 2 & 7 p.m.

G O O D CITIZEN SCREENING: Check out local bands in the "video to the soundtrack to the 'zine." Burlington City Hall, 6:30 p.m. $2. Info; 864-0063. a r t ART SALE: See November 4, 10 a.m. 2 p.m. k i d s READING CONFERENCE: Awardwinning author Katherine Paterson delivers the keynote address at the annual conference of the New England Reading Association. Sheraton-Burlington, 5 p.m.

Speech only is free. Info, 888-3183. e t c WALKING MEDITATION: Bosnia is the focus of this political walkabout.

Meet at the Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 11 a.m. Donations. Info, 658-7458.

CULTURE TALK: What's it like to grow up in Latin America? See it, hear it and taste it at Artspace, 171 St. Paul St., Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2898.

JAY MOUNTAIN HIKE: Traipse 9.3 miles along the Long Trail. Meet at the UVM Visitors Parking Lot, Burlington, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 863-2433.

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m u s i c WRUV CELEBRATION: The college station is three decades old — older than most of the deejays running it. Cheer them on with music by The Grifters, Red Red Meat and Rex. Cook Commons, Billings, UVM, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 863-5966.

OPEN REHEARSAL: Women bring their vocal chords to a harmonious rehearsal of the Champlain Echoes.

Knights of Columbus Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6703.

Ml F R E N C H FLICKS: Looking to visit post-election — in a flick or a few at a five-day festival of French films that starts Wednesday at the Musee des Beaux Arts. Like croissants, and Gaulois, cinema brings people together. With subtitles of course.

2 . S O U L SEARCH: Last year he spoke about the ins and outs of vampirism. This year, in a "medical history" lecture, horror writer Joe Citro revisits a turn-of-the-century physician who specialized in soul — proving its empirical existance, that is. The doc talk is Thursday at the University of Vermont.

t h e a t e r ONE ACT FEST: See November 3, 135 Pearl.

LEANNE PONDER: Ponder uses harp and storytelling to transform herself into Bright Venus Smith — a backwoods peddler from yesteryear. White Meeting House; Colchester; 7 p.m. Free.

Reservations, 878-3713. t i l m 'A QUESTION OF SILENCE': A murder is committed by three women fed up with male dominance. This 1983 Dutch film shows at the Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3361.

3 . K O O K Y BURNS: Peter Burns tells stories about folding laundry, paperwork and how a black dot once appeared below his left nipple. Personal obsessions guide him "beyond the boundaries of entertainment and good taste," in a variety show Friday at the Last Elm Cafe. Free cookies, baked by the artist, will also be available.

k i d s STORYTIMES: Three-and-a-half- to five-year-olds hear stories at the South Burlington Library at 9:30 a.m. Those four through six listen up at 3:30 p.m.

Free. Register, 658-9010. e t c ASTRONOMY CLUB MEETING: Psyched for stargazing? The Vermont Astronomical Socicty devotes an entire meeting to newcomers. Look up at Room 413, Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 3884220.

CAMERA CLUB MEETING: Photogs revisit the foliage season at a regular meeting of the Lite 'n' Lens Camera Club. Room 201, Delahanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6485.

'MAKING PEACE' SERIES: Active non-violence, as defined by Martin Luther King Jr. is the subject of a pacifist lecture by Robert Thiefels. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Register, 863-2345. * ADAPTED SWIM: Disabled folks are invited to swim with one-on-one instruction at Ross Sports Center, St. Michaels College, Colchester, 6:45-7:30 p.m. Free.

Register, 654-2674. ' TEEN HEALTH CLINIC: Teens get information, supplies, screening and treatment for sexually-related problems.

Planned Parenthood, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Pregnancy testing is free. Info, 8636326.

S N O W S H O W : Warren Miller has a way with winter.

Through his lens, frozen free fill I looks like a rip roaring good time.

Powder mongers get a preview of coming attractions with his latest ski film, Endless Winter. Let it snow, er, show, this weekend at the Flynn.

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J M j u j PIANO RECITAL: The Greenfiel, Associates exhibit manual dexterity while you lunch a la brown bag. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-6648.

COMMUNITY BAND PRACTICE: Musicians of all levels rehearse with the Waterbury Community Band. Wat Congregational Church, 7 p.m.

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'EARTHLY GIFTS': Mondays, November 6 & 13, 7 p.m.

Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $30. Register, 865-HERB. Barbara Nardozzi shows you how to make bath salts, moth chasers and a sleep pillow.

SHAKER BENCH-MAKING: Saturday & Sunday November 4 & 5, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Frog Hollow, Burlington. $167. Register, 863-6458. Beginning woodworkers cut dovetails by hand

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d a n j URBAN BUSH WOMEN: matinee is designed to demysti| and modern dance. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 863-5966.

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INTRO T O COMPUTERS: Thursday, November 2, 7:20 p.m. Burlington College. Free to Old North End residents.

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INTERMEDIATE W O R D PROCESSING: Wednesday, November 8, 5-7 p.m. Department ofTraining & Employment, Burlington. Free to Old North End residents.

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URBAN BUSH WOMEN: This troupe of wild women blends dance, words and music rooted in folklore and traditional African-American culture. Their new work, Bones and Ash, is based on a novel

by Jewelle Gomez. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18.50-22.50. Info, STORY TIME: Listen at Children's Pages, 863-5966.

Winooski, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 655-1537. ' T H E VAMPIRE DRACULA': The STORY HOUR: Kids between three and College Players perform an original adapfive engage in artful educational activities. tation of the novel, true to its psychologiMilton Public Library, 10:30 a.m. & 1 cal complexity. Alumni Auditorium, p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644. ;'<&|jiamplain College, Burlington, 8 p.m.

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ROBERT WELCH READING:*The Irish poet and novelist reads from his work at St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

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Maeinscheift looks at a century of changes Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. in biology. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Info, 654-2535.

Michael's College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free.

SEX LECTURE: Jay Friedman draws on Info, 654-2535. pop culture references in a lecture entitled 'STRIKING A BALANCE': Torn "Sex Matters: Insights and Outbursts on between family, career and community? A Love, Sex and Dating." Billings Theater, panel of female scientists ponders the UVM, Burlington 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, stresses of modern day life. Grace 656-0607.

Coolidge Dining Room, 501 Waterman, UVM, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-0706.

Calendar is written by Clove Tsindle BREAST CANCER PANEL: What are Submissions for calendar, clubs risk factors, screening techniques and coping resources for those concerned about and art listings are dik n writing on the breast disease? Experts explain at Burgess Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

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SENIOR GATHERING: Elders meet for coffee and conversation. Wheeler School, Send to: S E V E N D A Y S , P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, 8:15-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

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MASTER CLASS: Saturday, November 4, 2 p.m. Dance Studio, Patrick Gym, UVM, Burlington. $15. Register, 8657166. Sharry Underwood passes on Doris Humphrey technique.

MOVEMENT IMPROVISATION: Tuesdays 8c Thrusdays, 5:45-7:45 p.m. Room A-404, Burlington High School. $6. Info, 864-4705. Hannah Dennison and the Working Ground dancetheater company invite the community to join in their classes.

INTERDYNAMIC DRUM & DANCE: Wednesday, November 8, 6-8 p.m. PanAshe Cultural Center, Montpelier. $8. Info, 223-9560. Explore the relationship between dance and drumming.

'KIDS O N T H E MOVE*: Wednesday, Noveniber 8, 3-3:45 p.m. PanAshe Cultural Center, Montpelier. $8. Info, 2239560. Camomilla teaches dance and drumming.

CHILDREN'S BASIC TECHNIQUE: Saturdays. Ages 4-9, 12:15-1 p.m. Ages 10-14, 1:15-2:15 p.m. Olympiad, S. Burlington," $9. Info, 865-7884.

AFRO-CUBAN DANCE: Thursdays, 10 a.m. - noon. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays 5:30-7:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $8. Info, 985-3665. Carla Kevorkian teaches traditional dances of Cuba, Haiti and Brazil.

AFRICAN DANCE: Mondays & Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m.

Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. $8. Info, 862-6727.

Padma Gordon teaches the moves with help from the Jeh Kulu Drum Ensemble.

MODERN-JAZZ DANCE: Slow/intermediate adults, Tuesdays 7-8:30 p.m. Intermediate/advanced adults, Wednesdays 6:30 p.m. Olympiad, S. Burlington, $9. Info, 985-5216. Jane Selzer leads an ongoing class.

H A N D DRUMMING: Mondays 7:30-9 p.m. 389 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Thursdays in Montpelier. $12.

Info, 658-0658. Stuart Paton teaches skin-on-skin music making.

HEALTH & FITNESS 'AN HERBAL APPROACH T O MENOPAUSE': Sunday, November 5, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $25. Register, 865-HERB. Sage Blue offers herbal ways to embrace "the change."

BUILDING T H E IMMUNE SYSTEM: Thursday, November 2, 7 p.m. Peoples Health & Wellness Clinic, Barre.

Donations. I nfo, 479-1229. Naturopathic physician •Elaine Parker discusses stress, nutrition and herbs.

HERBAL HEALTH: Thursday, November 2, 5:30 p.m.

Bristol Market. Free. Info, 453-2448. Echinacea is the focus of this talk onfall health.

SELF DEFENSE: Three Saturdays starting November 4, 10 a.m. - noon. Northgate Apartments, Burlington. Or three Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Burlington City Hall. $30 if you have it. Register, 865-7200. Women learn rape avoidance techniques.

FUNERCISE: Wednesdays at noon. The Olympiad, S. Burlington. $5. Info, 767-9273.

KIDS 'DANCING W H O YOU ARE* FOR TEACHERS: Wednesday, November 6, 4-6 p.m. Flynn, Burlington. $20.

Register, 863-5966. Learn wild moves from the Urban Bush Women.

SKILL BUILDING FOSTERING CONVERSATION ABOUT PUBLIC ISSUES: Monday, November 6, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Woodbury College, Montpelier. $90. Register. 229-0516.

Examine work engaging pro-life and pro-choice people in constructive conversation.

MEDITATION: First & third Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon.

Burlington Shambala Center. Free. Info, 658-6795. Non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist practices are taught.

'COURSE IN MIRACLES': Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. 129 Franklin St., Winooski. Donations. Info, 660-4878. Gather with other seekers of spiritual wisdom and psychological insight.

VIDEO PRODUCTION SKILLS: Tuesdays & Thursdays, 6:30 p.m.

Channel 17, Burlington. Free. Info, 862-3966. Learn about graphics on November 2 and directing on the 7th.

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"Personal fX: The Collectibles Show" — a daily hour-long program featuring people with "vast collections of thematic items" — had found a week's worth of "supercollectors" in the Burlington area.

The show, which launched on the fledgling fX network in June 1994, is hosted by Claire Carter and John Burke from a Fifth Avenue apartment in Manhattan. But it's the field crew — traveling around America — that has all the fun.

When Field Host John Davis presided over the dining room of the Lincoln Inn last Thursday, it was evident that people obsessed with acquiring oodles of certain objects are endlessly fascinating — for him, a live audience, and T V viewers. In other cities, it's been people like the guy with the world's biggest private collection of baseball trivia — including the gun Ty Cobb's mother used to shoot his father. Or the world traveler whose favorite souvenir is toilet-seat protectors.

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Since her parents Junction landmark. were vacationing in Europe last As a TV truck topped by week, Kourebanis had to fly satellite dish vibrated loudly back to her hometown to hanfrom the parking lot, Davis and dle the television appearance Kourebanis talked shakers. The alone. Personal fX, she said, 26-year-old collector had gathgave her less than a week's ered her colorful couples — notice of their visit. But she many of which are in daily use didn't seem to mind. in the family's restaurant — Kourebanis was calm and, well, together on two round tables collected in the face of cameras for the show. A farmer and and a national audience — not barn. A bear and honey pot. A to mention a roomful of gawkskillet with a side of eggs. ing diners.

Cowboy hats. Suitcases. A variSimilarly, it was only days ety of animals: parakeets, pigs, earlier that producer Dan bears, bunnies, octopi, giraffes Golden notified Vermont colwith entwining necks. And lectors Cheryl Holcomb and foods: ears of corn, beets, artiTheresa Beale of Colchester and chokes, watermelon slices. Mr. Kristin Sohlstrom of Waterbury. and Mrs. Santa Claus. Jack and The three women brought Jackie Kennedy. Plastic wonders Beatle dolls, a brass lantern and emulating appliances: a mixer, a a coral necklace, respectively, wringer-washer, a toaster — the for another segment of the salt and pepper "slices" pop up. show: antiques appraisal — and And Kourebanis' personal trading and selling. On-site and favorite: a plastic sugar-salt-pepon-air, people show their stuff per combo resembling a bowl of to the camera and, uplinked to fruit. This type, she explained, the New York studio, get a was made in the '50s by the guesstimate from an appraiser Starcke family in Wisconsin — there. Then, viewers can call in their kitschy collectibles are and make an offer for the item coveted, and more valuable if displayed. Holcomb, for found in their original boxes. instance, was offered $300 for "I try not to pay too much her Ringo-less set of Beatles, for them," Kourebanis said of which had been a Christmas her dynamic duos. "On average, gift to her at age 14. She said $10 a pair." The most costly? A she'd have to think about it. delicate hand-painted set from "The Collectibles Show" Bavaria, which set her back 50 finds its subjects "through our bucks. Mostly, though, mother 800 lines, on the Internet — and daughter get their quirky people call us constantly," shakers cheap, at second-hand Golden said. "There's a long shops, garage sales or convenwaiting list, especially for peotions. They've been busy — ple who want to get objects those 300 pairs are the result of appraised." The show's studio only five years' hunting. Their hosts announce the next field search is now abetted by an location, and "there's a snowball insiders' tool: a salt-and-peppereffect." Golden's previous televishaker newsletter. sion job of "getting audiences "It started when I was broke for Joan Rivers" seems to have and needed a mother's day gift," prepared him for hunting down said the younger Kourebanis. the funnest version of America's After locating lemon-shaped most wanted: collectors. shakers for $5 in a Maine thrift So, how about that Ringo shop, she began to take notice doll? • of other pairs, and the interest

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Bach, Beethoven, Mozart and other master composers stood the test of time and became household names. But, even though musical giants in history, they didn't create their art form. They simply pushed the evolution of music to an even higher level.

Legendary saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker did much the same. In the 1940s, he, with Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk and a handful of other musicians transformed jazz from a dance-oriented form of entertainment to an art form — later known as "bebop." These black musicians left off conforming to the whims of high society and club owners in order to explore the nature of their souls. It was a non-compromising attitude.

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The public will have a rare opportunity to meet and speak with Slide Hampton and two of his band members in the Flynn Education Space prior to Fridays performance. This authentic bebop artist will discuss the life and music of Charlie Parker as well as his own experiences as a jazz arranger and musician.

Jazz is becoming what many call "America's classical music."

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This week Burlington music fans will witness a performance exemplifying bebop to the highest degree. Trombonist Slide Hampton and his 13-member big band, the Jazzmasters, comprise several generations of America's greatest jazz musicians.

Now 62, Hampton has been an important contributor to the jazz scene since the '50s, playing with greats like Gillespie, Art Blakey, Dexter Gordon and Maynard Ferguson. He formed the Jazzmasters with Gillespie's former manager Charles Fishman in order to keep the bebop bopping. Hampton's recent tour featured the music of Gillespie — to rave reviews nationwide. This time he's spotlighting the music of Charlie Parker. But the Jazzmasters aren't just recreating, they're reinventing and revitalizing — bringing the music of the past into the H O U S E R S : Slide Hampton, with trombone, and the Jazzmasters

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"Ski Like a Girl" was the first T-shirt slogan created by Fehrenbach, 29, and Napolitano, 23. "People connected with the idea pretty much right from the start," recalls Fehrenbach, a Burlington College senior in humanities.

This year the two-year-old company can boast an expanded clothing line, national retail distribution, status as pro snowboarder Marybeth Zambarano's clothing sponsor, coverage in American Fitness magazine and four catalogs. T-shirt sales alone have reached $16,000 since January.

It all started in 1991 when both women were working at The Downhill Edge in Burlington. Faced with racks of ski apparel designed for men, customers who marveled that women could be technically knowledgeable and male coworkers who dubbed them "Team Betty" — from the skibunny nickname "Betty" — Fehrenbach and Napolitano did what any self-respecting athletes would do with a challenge.

They took it on.

The women started churning out T-shirts that turned sexist, cliche attitudes into support for sportswomen. "My boyfriend says if I go mountain biking again he'll leave me...see ya," one shirt reads. Another simply states, "Claim It!" above a snowboarding, '50s-era housewife.

"It's lighthearted but inspiring," explains Napolitano, who not only wants to stoke the female psyche but to "give back to athletics." The company aims to someday sponsor professional athletes who have what Napolitano calls "the unbelievable tenacity" to compete on women's circuits — notorious for low prize money. But until Team Betty's owners can afford to pay themselves and hire some help, their support consists of time and effort. Team

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Betty currently provides administrative footing for a 24women Vermont cycling team bearing the company name. At the close of its first season, the bikers have earned the attention — and sponsorship — of heavy-hitters like Champion Jogbra, Thule and Nordica.

Kristen Fehrenbach comes by her athletic passions honestly. Her ski-coach father was obsessed with the sport, she says, and "had a vision that all his kids would be racers."

Raised near Hartford, Connecticut, she was skiing not long after she learned to walk, and soon acquired a reputation as the most fearless of her six siblings. "I was the only one who had to wear a helmet," she says. "I was a nut."

Still a whirlwind of energy, Fehrenbach spends her summers surfing off Cape Cod, runs five days a week, and says she's determined to ride her bike more regularly. When schoolwork and 12-hour days at the Team Betty office allow, she hits the slopes. There, says Fehrenbach, she can "let loose on a mountain."

Ali Napolitano also grew up in a family of skiers, just 20 miles from Fehrenbach's hometown. After participating in nearly every available team sport, she became a competitive skier at age 12. Her first role model, world champion slalom racer Tamara McKinney, "was about as Team Betty as it gets," Napolitano says. "A complete class act. Understated, strong, competent." When McKinney called Team Betty this year as a customer, the thrill was still there. "That was a pretty big deal for me," she admits.

But racing is no longer in her blood. "Physically, I could be competitive, but up here..."

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shakes it. "It's a mentality. I admire competitive people, but I don't enjoy it." Instead, she "just" runs, skis, swims or bikes five or six times a week. That's in between juggling a full-time job at Dynastar Skis in Colchester and her Team Betty responsibilities.

The more contemplative of the Team Betty duo, Napolitano counters Fehrenbach's effusive enthusiasm with a quiet reserve. A 1995 grad in small-business management from the University of Vermont, Napolitano is the "systems girl" who brings order to the one-room Burlington office. It's a step-up from their first closet-sized office on College Street. "If we hadn't moved, we would have killed each other by now," jokes Fehrenbach, who handles the financial end of the business.

All major decisions are made jointly, and the pair's uncanny tendency to come up with the same ideas at the same time makes them confident of their success as a team.

We'd like to become millionaires," Fehrenbach says, "but realistically, we want to have a small, stable business that turns a profit and effectively gets the message out to consumers."

The message is clearly reaching their typical customer — "an 18-to-35-year-old who's very confident and proud to be female and athletic." But it's also found its way into other demographic camps — much to Team Betty's delight. Case in point: A 10-year-old mountain biker wrote to say how much she loved her Team Betty shirt.

She proudly included the fact that, on a recent ride, she "fell and didn't even cry." Now, that's Team Betty. •

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openings I N S T A L L A T I O N , by A m a n d a Keely to c o m m e m o r a t e t h e death of M a e LaBelle. T h e Essex J u n c t i o n Railroad Station. N o v e m b e r 7, 8:00 p . m .

D U A N E & E V E ; T H E S T O R Y O F A RE L A T I O N S H I P . narrative paintings of a r o m a n c e by D u g N a p .

184 C h u r c h St., B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 5 1 2 3 . O n display N o v e m b e r 4-5, n o o n - 5 p . m .

ART F U R N I T U R E , h o n o r s thesis s h o w by Jed Crystal. C o l b u r n Gallery, University of V e r m o n t , Burlington, 6 5 6 - 2 0 1 4 . Reception N o v e m b e r 6, 5 - 7 p . m .

GROUP EXHIBIT AND S A L E of eight local artists. W o n d e r f u l Life C o m m u n i t y Center, M a s o n i c Hall, M i d d l e b u r y , 3 8 8 - 2 7 9 5 . N o v e m b e r 5, 1 - 3 p . m .

ongoing PUERTO CABEZAS PORTRAITS, photographs from Nicaragua

by Dan Higgins. Fletcher Library, Burlington. November 4-30.

SEASON'S FLEETINGS, hand-pulled relief prints and monoprints showing seasonal changes in Vermont, by Roy Newton. Red Onion, Burlington, 865-2563. Through December.

TRANS-LUMINATED IMPRESSIONISM, 3-D works by K.W " Sellick. McAuiey Fine Arts Lobby Trinity College/ Burlington, 658-0337. Through November 3. Also, AUTOBIOGRAPHY THROUGH THE SELF-PORTRAIT, student works. McAuiey m* ^ Dining Room. Through December 8.

NEW PAINTINGS, by Janet Fredericks. Merrill. Lynch, LIFE DURING WARTIME The Holocaust Courthouse Plaza, Burlington, 660-1000. Through December. years are depicted through the eyes of a child, A HIDDEN CHILD: ART FROM THE HOLOCAUSTWatercolors Nelly Toll, in watercobrsfrom the early '40s. done by Nelly Toil at age eight during World War II. At the Living/Learning Gallery, University of Living/Learning Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, Vermont. Above, "Dog is My Friend."

656-4200. Through November 9.

REMEMBRANCES, mixed media exhibit by Anne Adoian Nalbandian Bemis. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 863-3360. Through November 20.

PROTECTIVE COVERING, paintings by 21 artists, curated by Prof. Michael Oatman. Colburn Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-2014. Through November 3.

PEOPLE OF THE DAWN, Contemporary Native American Crafts by 15 Abenaki artists and craft ers. Burlington College Community Room, Burlington, 862-9616. Through November 20.

NEW PAINTINGS by Karen Dawson. Samsara, Burlington, 865-4400. Through Nove'mber 10.

R E L I E F WORKS, wood blocks and prints by Bonnie Baxter. McAuiey Fine Arts Center, Trinity College, Burlington, 658-0337. Through January 5.

COLLECTIVE HIST0RIES, Installations by Suzanne Bocanegra and Michael Oatman focusing on collecting and eugenics. Also MARK WASK0W' S COLLECTION, 19th- and 20th-century objects from the eccentric collections of Vermonter Mark Waskow. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-0750.

Through December 15. • PICASSO: MULTIPLE STATE PRINTS, exhibition of lithographs by Pablo Picasso from the Ludwig Collection. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-0750. Through December 10.

PAINTINGS IN PROGRESS by Karen Dawson, Lakeside Gallery and Art Studio, Burlington, 865-1208.

Through December 15.

CARPE DIEM, multi-media works by Vermont artists. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 860-4792. Through November 11. > . ^ INSIDERS AND OUTSIDERS, work of prisoners and other self-taught artists, Webb & Parsons, Burlington, 658-5123. Through December 15, private showings only.

CIRCLES OF L I F E , mandala drawings by Alison Granucci. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 862-5630.

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PAINTINGS ON CANVAS AND WOOD, by David Cedrone. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 865-6227. t November 5. :SS I ON I ST IC M0N0TY P ES, by Elizabeth IlifF. McAuiey Arts Center, Trinity College, Burlington, 658ugh November. >8ISM, MAGIC AND THE BUSY SPIDER, a touring exhibit of Abenaki history and culture. T.W. $ood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through December 15GARDENSPRITE MASKS by Carolyn Peduzzi. Clay Studio Gallery, Montpelier, 223-4220. Through November.

FIBER AND TEXTILES, by Elizabeth Billings. Vermont Council on the Arts, Montpelier, 828-3291. Through December 30.

PAINTINGS AND DRAWINGS done in northern Vermont by artist Jo Morris. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 635-2727. Through November 15'.

A QUIET PLACE Contemplative work by six artists and crafters. Vermont State Craft Center/Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through November 13.

ART OF TOUCH, sculptures and collages by Rosalyn Driscoll meant to be experienced through all the senses.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, Middlebury, 388-3711. Through December 10.

THE ARTS OF JAPAN: KIMONOS AND BEYOND, silk clothing and other artifacts. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through November 11.

FALL MEMBERS SHOW, mixed media. Artists Guild, Rochester, 767-4610. Through November.

A L I V E AND WELL Michael Oatman, University of Vermont art professor and ^Ml have severed — and multi-media artist, has successfully branched out into the role of curator with "Protective Coverings: Paintings by 21 Artists." The striking show featuring artists from the U.S., Canada and Europe is currently hung at the Art Departments Francis Colburn Gallery.

Painting is "pronounced dead every five vaguely sinister twist years," states Oatman in his exhibition notes.

But much of the work here succeeds in disproving this cynical theorem. The styles are a homeless man asleep diverse: the huge and loosely rendered, monochromatic expressionism of an untitled much of the work battle scene by Albany painter Harold here, it is referential to Lohrer; Canadian Stephen Shearer's exacting art history without minimalism on small canvases, with hypnot- „ Gelt," by Troy, New York being derivative. ic, affecting color combinations and simple, "Samuel ' mi artist, Andrew Boardman Oatman has repetitive geometry. " t i f u l l y revealed a keen curatorial eye: From narrative paintIn between these two extremes lies the beautifully t0 ure ititled P abstraction, each of the works reflects the grotesque hyper-realism of Jeff Jones' "Untitled iarklv widely varied applications and power of pigment.

(Allegory of the Artist)," an expertly executed, darkly humorous homage to the Italian master Caravaggio's — Pascal Spetigemann "Sacrifice of Abraham." Classically composed, this

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(she-a-ta'-keys) aren't cheap, but they have a unique, rich and delicious flavor, and you don't need to use a ton. They're also medicinal: Shiitake is said to strengthen immune response.

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mins and trace minerals that are hard to find on land. So add dried seaweed to your soup. I like kelp because it reduces cooking time for beans — and bean-induced intestinal gas in people — but other seaweeds have a milder flavor.

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A couple of bay leaves and some cayenne to stimulate the circulation are the finishing touches. You know where to find those.

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If you smell the soup as it is just starting to cook, you'll know what I mean: There's a sweet, fresh smell. If you cook the peas only until they're soft and not homogenized, they'll taste like that smell — think of the sweetness of lightly cooked fresh or frozen peas.

One timing note: Sometimes a few splits remain a little crunchy among all the other soft ones. They don't bother me, because I'm already chewing kalonji and shiitake. If you insist on cooking the soup until every pea is soft, you'll make it bitter. If you find it impossible to expand your horizons enough to accept crunch in your split pea soup, throw the lightly-cooked hot soup into a blender and whir it smooth.

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If you've ever had difficulty grasping Einstein's Theory of Relativity, allow me to suggest the fol- ! lowing exercise: First, buy a ticket to Never Talk , to Strangers**. Then see Copycat, then Seven***** The first is a joy-void bit of drivel concerning a beautiful psychiatrist who's being stalked by a maniac and conducts interviews with an incarcerated serial killer. Its production values are on a par with those of a typical T V movie. The writing's nor quite that sophisticated. The picture is historically significant, nonetheless, as it is no less than the third crazy-stranger movie for star CRIMINAL MINOS Sigourney and Holly copy Jodie. (and executive producer) Rebecca "if you can't beat 'em, join em" DeMornay.

Next to this, Copycat looks like Silence of the Lambs, which it is not. Imitation is the sincerest form of slaughter in the latest from director Jon Amiel, the story of a beautify psychiatrist (Sigourney Weaver) who's being stalked by a maniac and conducts interviews with an incarcerated serial killer What makes this picture's psycho special is the fact that each of his murders is performed as a sick tribute, replicating to the smallest detail the work of history s most infamous mass murderers: the Boston Strangles Son of Sam, Jeffrey Dahmer, etc.

Holly Hunter co-stars as the officer in charge of the investigation a gutsy, r e s o u r c e d detective — sort of a seasoned Clarice Starling. The most intriguing element in the film is the dynamic between the women Weaver is an authority on the psychology of the mass murderer whose most recent encounter with the species so traumatized her that she hasn't left her home in years. She becomes a reluctant participant in the manhunt phoning her insights in to Hunter. Gradually the two evolve into a sort of forensic tag team.

The psychos the weak link here. To sustain the high level of eeriness necessary in a film like this, you've got to have an all-out, foll-bore beserker at the heart of things, and this guy is deadly but dull — Ernie / flflfc, Douglas on angel dust. ^ J T j

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Especially next to the nut whose messy antics drive the action in Seven. Here you have it all- well-drawn characters, inventive direction, good writing, a level of eeriness which actually escalates right to the veiy end and, at the heart of it all, a weirdo who would make Hannibal Lecter nervous

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P E R S U A S I O N This widely-praised adaptation of Jane Austens posthumous novel stars Amanda Root as a young 19th-century woman trapped in one of those maddening star-crossed love affairs. Ciaran Hinds plavs 7 the guy who s always just out of reach.

F A I R GAME T h e rumor mill has been working overtime on Cindy Crawford's big screen debut. As a matter of fact, so have its stars, crew and producers. Originally slated for aii August release, the picture Was pushed back to allow time for massive reshoots, repairs and other extreme life-saving measures. William Baldwin plays a Miami cop. Crawford's a lawyer on the run from hitmen HOME FOR THE H O L I D A Y S Jodie Foster directs this ensemble piece about a middle-class Baltimore family that regroups for Thanksgiving. The film features Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., Anne Bancroft, Charles CGuttenber ^nr!"gofA & a m o n 8 o t h er S > and is said to be anything but a turkey.

GOLD D I G G E R S : THE S E C R E T OF BEAR MOUNTAIN C h r i s t L (Nou,aZThen, Caspe* Ricci ' costars with My Girts Anna Chlumsky in a buddy film about young babes who embark on a dangerous treasure hunt in the wilds of the present-day Northwest. What, they don't have malls or Mtv in that town?

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GET SHO RTY * * * * John Travolta stars in Barry (Addams Family) Sonnenfelds adaptation of Elmore Leonards comic best-seller about a Miami mobster who goes to Hollywood and gets mixed up in a really unsay vory business— the movies.

• NOW AND THEN * * It may sound like the scary sci-fi story of a hare-brained experiment gone awry: four y P ° L U n g , g l S t , r a n s f ° r m e d i n t o D c m i M o o r e > R o s i e O'Donnell, Rita Wilson and Melanie Griffith! What we have here, however, is an only so-so, frequendy cornball, character study about friends commg ol age in the South.

STRANGE DAYS * * Futuristic hooey featuring Ralph Fiennes as a hustler who pedals technology that lets people experience sensations recorded by others. You know, like Christopher Walken did in the 1983 film ^ ^ ° j ^ e P r o d u c e r a n d digital guru James Cameron evidently figures his hard drives have all the memory

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V A M P I R E I N BROOKLYN ( N R ) W h o on earth would want to watch a movie in which comeback-resis« n t comedian Eddie Murphy plays a member of the undead? Well, his brother for one (he wrote the script) h f h a v e ^ 7 company? My bet is Murphy isn't the only thing in this picture that b i t k ' rUWDcK No, its not the Bill Gates story. This saga of a really white guy with a superhuman I O is according to one cast member, "an allegory about being different." Not that we're actually running low ok those. This ones way more fUn than, say EdwardScissorbands, however.

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and political experiment is still within reach. Belying their long memories, YES is a young movement with strong support among the 18- to 32-year-olds, young couples, professionals and business people.

D o I wish I had voted YES? No, because I simply couldn't. I signed one of many banners proclaiming that "My Canada includes Quebec." I'm hoping my fellow Canadians will show the political courage to make the changes necesary to keep Quebec in the Confederation of her own free will.

As an American, an amateur of Civil War history, I don't remember much good about confederations. But I believe we're better off holding on together for the good times.

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Now, I've always liked Jean Chretien because the "little guy from Shawinigan" is a caricature of the Western hero: quick-witted yet homespun.

But to many Quebecois, even many who voted no, he's a traitor to his people.

I don't remember that it was he, the faithful lieutenant of arrogant federalism, who sold away Quebec's identity. There is a sense of vengeance to this affair that I can understand but not fathom.

Do I regret having voted N O ? Yes, I do...because I know the beautiful risk of choosing a new country. Everything is possible when you have caressed the idea for so long, have come from so very far and are now so close. You accept how hard you'll have to work because you believe in yourself. Nearly half the voting population believes that an exciting social

DO I REGRET HAYING VOTED NO?

YES, I DO...

BECAUSE I KNOW THE BEAUTIFUL RISK OF CHOOSING A NEW COUNTRY.

I will remember this referendum, because it is part of every Canadian's heritage. T h e dignity with which we have come so close to dismembering our native and adopted land is worthy of a great democratic people, we Canadians. It simply leaves me in tears. •

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Although the chances that you'll receive a six-figure inheritance this week are higher than usual, they're still only a little more likely than the possibility that O.J. will call to offer you a part in his new film. Odds are much better, however, that you'll receive a two-figure gift or bequest. And chances are downright excellent that you'll begin to take advantage of a rather subtle legacy whose cash value may not be immediately apparent.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): This is the planets number one Breathing Room Enforcer, Rob Brezsny, and I'm here to do what I love to do best: beg you to take a break.

Whatever it is that you do with too much intensity, excessive attachment or excruciating sincerity, please lay off it for a while. If you do your job compulsively, try attacking it with a more relaxed attitude. If you nag yourself like a shrew, give yourself some goddamn slack. And if your number-one manic habit is being too easy on yourself, then you should even go on a hiatus from that.

GCMINI (May 21 -June 20): Each sign of the zodiac has a different relationship with chaos. Scorpios have an affinity for half-toxic, half-fertile compost. Pisceans are fond of grungy clutter and romantic fantasies about insanity. You Gem in is favor "clean" messes like disorganized piles of paper and puzzling relationships. Knowing your preference, I hesitate to give you the following advice, but the current planetary configurations leave me no choice. It seems that you'll have to get your hands much dirtier than you like.

Your metaphor of the week is digging in the garbage to find a lost diamond ring.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): This is really weird. The Doberman on Cedar Street has stopped leaping over its fence to attack me when I ride by on my bike. My oldest enemy just sent me a letter offering a truce. And the tellers at my bank, who've always treated me with the disdain they show to only the seediest patrons, have started flirting with me. What the hell's going on? Is somebody pulling the pins out of a voodoo doll that looks like me? Nah. 1 think a similar grace period is visiting most of us Cancerians. In fact, several different people I know born under the sign of the Crab have told me lately that they're getting so much love they feel drunk. How about you? Are you gonna stop at a six-pack — or go for a case.

LCO (July 23-Aug. 22): I never through I'd say this, but I want to congratulate the Disney Company for standing up in behalf of the kind of family values I heartily endorse. On January 1, the megaconglomerate house that Mickey Mouse built will being offering health coverage to live-in partners of gay and lesbian employees. Whats that got to do 1

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forces are in the mood to help you out. Dare to dissolve your prejudices about the family you came from. Dare to update your fantasies about what role you want family tp play in your future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An otherwise unidentified Virgo just caUed ^ d left this cryptic message on my machine: "A bee stung me on the tip of the tongue today. Ttook^ it to be a good omen." Normally I would consider that to be a seriously deluded statement — a prize-winning entry in the Virgoan "I Can Rationalize Anything" Sweepstakes: But it so happened that last night, white meditating on your horoscope, I * got a psychic impression that electrifying words were abottt to come o w oryour moutn.

My conclusion: The Virgo caller and my vision both suggest that you 11 soon be able to articulate thoughts and feelings youve been tongue-tied about for many moon* w //; LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Buckle your seatbelt. Eat lots of fruits and veggies, t o o k both ways before crossing the street. Use safe-sex devices whose manufacture didn't require the torture of furry little animals. Say no to caffeine, alcohol and LSD. Visit your dentist to keep healthy teeth. Wash your hands before meals. Get eight hours of sleep nightly. When and if youve done all that, you have permission to spend money on a tool that will give you more freedom.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov, 21): Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead and trot out all die lame, cynical narratives. Everybody uses everyone else. Do unto others before they do unto you. Love is just another four-letter word. All that stuff is true in a way, but it's totally irrelevant right, now. In fact, the vibes are so generous in your vicinity that it would be pure self-sabotage for you to be suspicious and manipulative. I suggest you assume that all the folks you encounter this week have your best interests in mind -— and dont need their arms twisted and their minds messed with, SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There's nearly a 15 percent chance this week that you'll be abducted by aliens and forced to learn how to belly dance while reciting the nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty." And there's a 30 percent probability that you'll have sex in a kitchen with a fisherman or fisherwoman who keeps murmuring through muffled sighs, "I always eat what I catch," Technically, though, the scenario that's most likely to occur (85-90 percent) is that you'll cease to be attracted to experiences, people and horoscopes that promise more than they can actually deliver.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan 19): The King of the Americas called me today. At least that's what he calls himself. A powerful Brazilian shaman appeared unexpectedly at his house one day to anoint him, he said, just after Jesus had come in a vision and informed him of his new utle. Naturally I was curious about his sign, positive it wa$ either Leo or ; Capricorn, though more likely the latter since you goat-folks are currently at a more radiant point in your cycle than the lions. Sure enough, it was Capricorn. I asked him if he had any mystical advice for fellow members of his sign. "Know the difference between pride and hubris," he said. "Be dazzlingly competent without becoming swagger ingly egotistical. Check your arrogance at the door but not your mandate to lead."

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. IB): Studies show that most people are more afraid of public speaking than of dying. For this majority, jumping out of tenth-story windows is more inviting than the prospect of expressing oneself coherently in front of a crowd. Odds are good, Aquarius, that you belong to this group. But even if you do, I'm happy to report that the cosmos has arranged a partial exemption for the next two weeks. In fact, your f levels of fear will be reduced in all matters related to proving yourself; showing off, or making a spectacle of yourself for a good cause.

PISCCS(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Right about now I figure you should be on a Balinese beach outside your $4-a-day thatched-roof hut, about to receive a two-hour massage with coconut oil while listening dreamily to the other worldly plaint of gamelan music wafting on the balmy wind from the party next door. If for some inexplicable reason this does not Kiirkina all rhp acfrn- V"

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