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2 Contents 3 The week in focus 4-5 #What’sTrending 6 Hollywood’s week of highs and lows 7 ^ƉŽƩĞĚ͗&ĞƌŐŝĞĂŶĚ:ŽƐŚPLUS Kylie and Tyga 8-9 Fashion at the Golden Globes 10 Spotted: Taye Diggs PLUS Pink and her new baby! 11 Justin’s a sick puppy PLUS Inside Halle’s divorce 12 Spotted: Skiing celebs 18-19 Dark secrets of the stars 61 &ŝŐŚƟŶŐĮƌĞǁŝƚŚĨĂďƵůŽƵƐ 63-67 people͛ƐϮϬϭϳĨŝůŵŐƵŝĚĞ
Real Life 20 Animal news PLUS Take me home PLUS Dear Vet ϮϭsĞƌĚŝĐƚ 22-23 Body imperfect! PLUS My story PLUS Mnandi news 24-25 “Our kids will NOT be fat!” 26 Strange but true 27 dŚĞϭϭŬŐƚƵŵŽƵƌ 31 GASP! Your true confessions 32-33 The gory story behind fairy tales 74-75 Fear of ageing
63-67 ED ’ S LETTER Hello, Everyone! ELL, we’re all adjusting and getting back into work mode – never an easy one – so we’ve got an issue jam-packed full of entertaining (and some shocking) stories to help you relax and get your mind off work as you take on the new year. Read about the dark secrets of the stars – pretty shocking as we reveal stars who’ve been responsible for people’s ĚĞĂƚŚƐĂŶĚŽƚŚĞƌǁĞŝƌĚƌĞǀĞůĂƚŝŽŶƐ͊WĂŐĞƐϭϴĂŶĚϭϵ will reveal these skeletons! As kids we all loved fairytales, but did you know the less-than-savoury origins behind these fantastical ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ͍'ŽƚŽƉĂŐĞƐϯϮĂŶĚϯϯƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚƚŚĞǇĂƌĞ͘ On the entertainment side, our lucky chief sub, Matthew Holland, had the opportunity to visit the set of Sherlock, and he tells us all about it on pages ϯϰƚŚƌŽƵŐŚϯϲ͘ Then Robert Clunie, our journalist, gives us the lowdown on all the big screen movies to look out for in his five-page 2017 Movie GuideĨƌŽŵƉĂŐĞϲϯ͊ This is just a small selection from your favourite weekly ͵ there’s so much more inside to keep you ĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ͘
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SOME ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƐƉĞĐƚĂĐƚƵůĂƌ events of the week. 2016 GAUTENG
Thursday 5 January 2017
MATRIC RESULTS INSIDE R6
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he 2016 national matric pass rate rose to 72.5%, Basic Education Minister Angie Motshekga, pictured, said yesterday. Announcing the class of 2016 results in Midrand, Motshekga stressed the importance of improving the quality of teaching and learning at foundation level. She said the main purpose of the grade 12 exams was to provide pupils with an exit qualiﬁcation. “We have prioritised early grade literacy ... we have to improve the quality of education well before grade 12,” she said. Commenting on the leaked maths paper in Limpopo, Motshekga said the results of implicated candidates will remain blocked.
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169 769 and 112 069 respectively. Limpopo had 102 618, while Eastern Cape had 89 740 candidates. Enrolment ﬁgures showed an increase in the uptake of mathematics and a decline in those choosing
Maths Literacy at this level. Basic Education Minister Angie Motshekga also congratulated the top achievers saying they should never get tired from sharing their stories of success with others.
ANC birthday bash goes the sober route The Gauteng Liquor Board announced yesterday it would no longer be extend the liquor trading hours for the ANC’s 105th birthday party.
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RAFAEL NADALĂŶĚ:ĂƉĂŶ͛Ɛ Kei NishikoriƚŽŽŬƚŝŵĞĂŚĞĂĚ ŽĨƚŚŝƐǇĞĂƌ͛ƐƵƐƚƌĂůŝĂŶKƉĞŶ ƚŽƐŚŽǁƐŽŵĞůŽǀĞĨŽƌ>ŽůĂƚŚĞ wombat. Because, ya know, ǁŚĂƚĞůƐĞĚŽǇŽƵĚŽŝŶ^ǇĚŶĞǇ͕ ƌŝŐŚƚ͍dŚĞƚƌŝŽ͛ƐĂĚŽƌĂďůĞƉŝĐ ǁĂƐƚĂŬĞŶƉƌŝŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂƌƚ of the &ĂƐƚϰdĞŶŶŝƐĞǆŚŝďŝƟŽŶ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚĂƚƚŚĞ/ŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĞŶƚƌĞŝŶ^ǇĚŶĞǇ͘ One can only hope that Rafa ĐĂŶŝŵƉƌŽǀĞƵƉŽŶŚŝƐŶƵŵďĞƌ ŶŝŶĞƌĂŶŬŝŶŐŽŶƚŚĞdWůŝƐƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚ͙
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There were 677 141 registered full-time candidates and 150 183 part-time candidates in the 2016 examinations, 9 000 more than 2015. KwaZulu-Natal and Gauteng had the largest enrolments again with
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67 510 progressed candidates wrote the requisite seven subjects during the 2016 National Senior Certiﬁcate (NSC) examinations: 29 384 passed, 3 335 obtained Bachelor passes; 12 636 Diploma passes; and 13 385 Higher Certiﬁcate passes. Commenting on the districts, Motshekga said 67 out of 81 attained passes of more than 90%. In Limpopo, Vhembe districts achieved the most passes, while in Gauteng it was the south west district. The highest performing district in the country was Overberg in the Western Cape, followed by Gariep in the Free State. The 2015 matric pass rate dropped to 70.7%. This was down from 75.8% achieved in 2014. The minister thanked all the teachers who had been working around the clock to ensure that the edu ation sys-
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Magic of 72.5% pass rate Minister Motshekga admits the quality of education needs to improve well before grade 12 and vows to prioritise early grade literacy.
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MATRIC RESULTS: UP FROM LAST YEAR’S 70.7% BUT ‘A LOT OF WORK STILL HAS TO BE DONE’
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Golden Moments From The Golden Globes MARK WASSERMAN
THE 74th annual Golden Globe Awards were on everyone’s fingertips this week online, with the big BY r being the acclaimed hit La La Land. For a rundown hot fashions of the evening, pop on over to page 8 of this week’s issue. But fashion wasn’t the only thing that went down on the star-studded evening. Here are a few of our fave moments from the ceremony itself. • Jimmy Fallon kicked off the night’s ceremony, broadcast live from the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel, with a pre-taped epic musical sequence that spoofed the opening of La La Land. Jimmy was joined by his fellow Saturday Night Live alum Tina Fey, his friend Justin Timberlake and many of the night’s nominees including Ryan Reynolds, Nicole Kidman, Sarah Paulson, Amy Adams and John Travolta in the dazzling musical intro. • Fallon’s opening monologue didn’t go quite as well as the musical number. Within seconds of his walking onstage, the funny man burst out laughing, informing viewers his teleprompter wasn’t functioning properly. But he quickly recovered, making several cracks about the 2016 US presidential election. “As always, the ballots #GlobalWinners! for tonight’s Golden Globes were carefully tabulated by the accounting firm of Ernst and Young and Putin,” he quipped. He also had a go at Mariah Carey’s recent ‘technical malfunction’ at her NYE party. DOUBLE OUCH! • The Fabulous Viola Davis nabbed her own award for her role in Fences, an adaption of a 1983 August Wilson play. The actress thanked her husband, Julius Tennon, and their young daughter, Genesis, before thanking her father, Dan Davis, whose life, she said, shared similarities with the main character of Fences. After Ryan Gosling won the award for Best Actor In A Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy, Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield were seen each other at their table. Andrew d had been nominated for a different award – Best Actor In A Drama – but was sat at a ith Reynolds. When Gosling was announced as the winner of the award, the two stars over and kissed each other. ix-minute speech at the awards Meryl Streep, accepting the coveted Cecile B. De Mille , took President Elect Donald Trump to task for his ugly, divisive rhetoric. The speech was ise, and was easily the most powerful moment of criticism aimed directly at the presidentll evening. “When the powerful use their position to bully, we all lose,” she said. “Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners,” she said, referring to Trump’s xenophobia, you kick ’em all out, you’ll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts re not the arts.” Well said, Meryl!
IN a startling case of Do As I Say, Not As I Do, Amber Rose, currently on/off plus one of Rob Kardashian’s and current Loveline co-host, made a bizarre revelation on the show recently, which got fans and those in the Twitterverse debating. Amber, who is openly bisexual herself, revealed on a recent episode that her heart remains closed to guys who are bisexual. “Would you ever date a bisexual guy?” was the discussion question, submitted to Rose via Facebook Live. “No,” Rose responded, almost immediately. “Personally ͵ no judgment ͵I wouldn’t be comfortable. I just wouldn’t be comfortable with it and I don’t know why.” Points for honesty? We say No. Loveline’s host, sex therapist Dr Chris Donaghue, suggested that perhaps she felt that way because she viewed the other men this hypothetical bi guy might be into as ‘competition’. But after Donaghue prodded her for a few more minutes ͵prompting Rose to reveal that she has been rejected by men because of her own bisexuality ͵she finally opened up: “Maybe I’m not secure enough to be with a man that likes other men because I would feel like when he’s out with his boys, it’s just more of a moment.” Considering she’s willing to shack up with not-the-most-stable member of not-the-most-stable family ever known to mankind, we have to raise at least one brow to this statement. Sure, the heart wants what the heart wants, but then the wallet wants what the wallet wants too, right, Amber?
3 Hottie Of The Week
TRAWLING the interwebs for the ideal combination of muscle, smile and perfectly tousled hair, we’re proud to put our results on display for you to behold. Here, boys and girls, is Garrison Lambert, in all his glory. Originally from Seattle, Washington, Garrison moved to San Diego and started modelling with Abercrombie & Fitch while shooting several international campaigns for Hollister. Travelling around the world as an A&F model, Garrison lived both in Japan and China. He moved to Los Angeles two years ago to pursue a modelling and acting career full time. And we cannot tell you how pleased we are to hear that!
CHAMPAGNE FOR BLACK COFFEE & ENHLE!
DJ BLACK COFFEE and Enhle Mbali Mlotshwa got married in a dreamy wedding ceremony recently in Sun ŝƚǇ͘tĞůŽǀĞƵƐĂďŝƚŽĨĂůŽĐĂůŶƵƉƟĂůŚĞƌĞĂƚpeople, and these two love birds certainly didn’t disappoint us. But then again, with friend Sophie Ndaba as the wedding planner, none of us could have harboured any doubt that ƚŚĞǁĞĚĚŝŶŐǁĂƐŐŽŝŶŐƚŽďĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚĂŶĚŐŽŽīǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ a hitch. Actress Enhle looked absolutely breathtaking in a dress designed by local threadmaster Gert-Johan Coetzee, and we’re sending the happily married couple all the loves and feels for their newly betrothed life together!
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Insane Week! ROM family tragedy to rehab and a cheating scandal, it’s been busy out there once again. And we’re loving every minute!
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HEARTBREAKING! How Carrie Worried About Debbie ^,ŽůůǇǁŽŽĚƐĂŝĚŝƚƐĨŝŶĂůĨĂƌĞǁĞůůƚŽƐƚĂƌƐDebbie Reynolds and ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌCarrie Fisher͕ǁŚŽƉĂƐƐĞĚĂǁĂǇŽŶĞĚĂǇĂƉĂƌƚ͕ƐŽƵƌĐĞƐƐĂǇ CarrieǁĂƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚĂďŽƵƚŚĞƌĨƌĂŝůŵŽŵũƵƐƚďĞĨŽƌĞŚĞƌŽǁŶĚĞĂƚŚ͘ ĐĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƚŽƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞƉŽƌƚƐ͕Fisher͛ƐŚĂůĨͲƐŝƐƚĞƌ͕Joely͕ŚĂƐƌĞǀĞĂůĞĚ ƚŚĂƚƐŚĞǁĂƐƚĞǆƚŝŶŐƚŚĞĂĐƚƌĞƐƐďĞĨŽƌĞƐŚĞďŽĂƌĚĞĚƚŚĞĨůŝŐŚƚǁŚŝĐŚ ůĞĨƚŚĞƌŝŶŚŽƐƉŝƚĂůĂŶĚƐĂǇƐƚŚĞƐƚĂƌǁĂƐǀĞƌǇǁŽƌƌŝĞĚĂďŽƵƚŚĞƌ ŵŽŵ͕ĞǆƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐĐŽŶĐĞƌŶĨŽƌĂ͚ĨƌĂŝů͛Reynolds͘͞tĞƚĂůŬĞĚĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞ͕͛ĐĂƵƐĞƐŚĞǁĂƐĨůŽŽƌĞĚƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŚĂĚũƵƐƚƚƵƌŶĞĚϲϬ͕͟JoelyƐŚĂƌĞĚ with Good Morning AmericaƌĞĐĞŶƚůǇ͘͞tĞƚĂůŬĞĚĂďŽƵƚĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ͖ǁĞ ƚĂůŬĞĚĂďŽƵƚŽƵƌĨƌĂŝůŵŽƚŚĞƌƐ͘͟ Joely and CarrieŚĂĚĂůƐŽƉůĂŶŶĞĚƚŽƐƉĞŶĚŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͕ǁŝƚŚ Joely adding that ReynoldsǁĂƐĚŝƐƚƌĂƵŐŚƚĂĨƚĞƌůĞĂƌŶŝŶŐƚŚĂƚCarrie’s ůŝĨĞǁĂƐŚĂŶŐŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞďĂůĂŶĐĞ͘͞^ŚĞŬĞƉƚƐĂǇŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞǁĂŶƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞƚŝŵĞ͘/ŬŶĞǁƚŚĂƚŝĨCarrieǁĂƐŶ͛ƚŐŽŝŶŐƚŽƐƵƌǀŝǀĞƚŚŝƐ͕ƚŚĂƚ DebbieǁŽƵůĚŶŽƚ͘͟dŚĞŵĞŵŽƌŝĂůƐĞƌǀŝĐĞĨŽƌFisher and Reynolds ƚŽŽŬƉůĂĐĞŽŶ:ĂŶƵĂƌǇϱŝŶ>ŽƐŶŐĞůĞƐ͘
OOPS!!! Prince Charles Caught Cheating! /d͛^ŶŽƚƚŚĞĨŝƌƐƚƚŝŵĞPrince Charles has cheated on a wife, but we have to admit that we didn’t see this one coming. ^ŽƵƌĐĞƐƐĂǇƚŚĞƌŽǇĂůŚĂĚĂĨůŝŶŐǁŝƚŚĂďƵďďůǇďůŽŶĚĞ͕ ŐŝǀŝŶŐǁŝĨĞĂŵŝůůĂĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨŚĞƌŽǁŶŵĞĚŝĐŝŶĞ͘/ŶĂŶĞǁ ďŝŽŐƌĂƉŚǇ͕Prince Charles: The Passions And Paradoxes Of An Improbable Life͕ŝƚŝƐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƚŚĞϲϴͲǇĞĂƌͲŽůĚWƌŝŶĐĞŽĨ tĂůĞƐĐŚĞĂƚĞĚŽŶĂŵŝůůĂǁŝƚŚĞŶƚƌĞƉƌĞŶĞƵƌ^ƵĞdŽǁŶƐĞŶĚ͘ ŶĚǁŚŝůĞŚĞǁĂƐƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇŶŽƚŵĂƌƌŝĞĚƚŽĂŵŝůůĂĂƚƚŚĞ time ͵ďƵƚŵĂƌƌŝĞĚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƚĞ Princess Diana ͵ he was ĂůƌĞĂĚǇŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚǁŝƚŚĂŵŝůůĂ͕ǁŚŝĐŚŚĂƐůĞĨƚŚĞƌŽƵƚƌĂŐĞĚ ĂŶĚŚƵŵŝůŝĂƚĞĚ͕ƐĂǇƐŽƵƌĐĞƐ͘͞^ŚĞŝƐĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůǇŝŶĐĞŶƐĞĚ͕͟Ă ƐŽƵƌĐĞƚŽůĚZĂĚĂƌKŶůŝŶĞ͕ĂĚĚŝŶŐ͕͞^ŚĞĂůǁĂǇƐďĞůŝĞǀĞĚƐŚĞ had CharlesǀĞƌǇŵƵĐŚƵŶĚĞƌŚĞƌƚŚƵŵď͘,ĞƐŚĂƌĞĚŚĞƌďĞĚ ĨŽƌǇĞĂƌƐ͕ďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚĚƵƌŝŶŐŚŝƐŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞƚŽDiana – and ŝŐŶŽƌĞĚƚŚĂƚƐŚĞǁĂƐŵĂƌƌŝĞĚƚŽŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ͕ŶĚƌĞǁ WĂƌŬĞƌͲŽǁůĞƐ͘͟dŚĞƐŽƵƌĐĞŐŽĞƐŽŶƚŽƐĂǇ͕͞ƵŶŶŝŶŐĂŵŝůůĂ ƵƐĞĚƐĞǆƚŽĐŽŶƚƌŽůCharles, and the idea he had the hots ĨŽƌĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽŵĂŶ͵ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůǇŽŶĞĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐĂǇŽƵŶŐĞƌ͕ ƉƌĞƚƚŝĞƌĂŵŝůůĂůŽŽŬͲĂůŝŬĞ͵ƐĞŶƚŚĞƌŝŶƚŽĂũĞĂůŽƵƐĨƌĞŶǌǇ͘/͛ŵ ƚŽůĚƐŚĞĞǆƉůŽĚĞĚǁŚĞŶƐŚĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚĂďŽƵƚ^ƵĞ͘͟
BUSTED! ‘Mariah Bought Weed’ ^,͛^ůĞĨƚŵĂŶǇĨĂŶƐ͚ǀĞƌǇƵŶŚĂƉƉǇ͛ ĂĨƚĞƌŚĞƌƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐEĞǁzĞĂƌ͛ƐǀĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂƚdŝŵĞƐ^ƋƵĂƌĞ͕ďƵƚ what was the meltdown all about? /ŶƐŝĚĞƌƐĂƌĞƌĞǀĞĂůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚMariah CareyŚĂĚŝŶĨĂĐƚƐŚŽƉƉĞĚĨŽƌ ƉŽƚďĞĨŽƌĞŚĞƌďŝŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ͕ ǁŚŝĐŚǁĞŶƚǁƌŽŶŐ͕ǁŝƚŚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐ ĂĚĚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚǁĂƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĨŝƌƐƚƚŝŵĞ ͵ƚŚĞĚŝǀĂŝƐƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇĂƌĞƉĞĂƚ ĐƵƐƚŽŵĞƌ͘ĐĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƚŽƌĞƉŽƌƚƐ͕ Carey ǁĂƐƐŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĞĞĚĂƚ ĂƉŽƚƐŚŽƉŽŶƐƉĞŶ͕ŽůŽƌĂĚŽ ũƵƐƚĚĂǇƐďĞĨŽƌĞƚŚĞďŝŐĞǀĞŶƚ͘ŽͲ ŽǁŶĞƌŽĨdŚĞKƌŝŐŝŶĂů>ĞĂĨ:ĞƐƐĞ DŝůůĞƌƐĂǇƐƐŚĞŵĂĚĞŚĞƌƐĞůĨĂƚ home, adding that she had visited ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌĞďĞĨŽƌĞ͘͞,ĞƌĨŝƌƐƚǀŝƐŝƚ͕ ƐŚĞũƵƐƚǁĂůŬĞĚŝŶ͘ŶĚŚŽŶĞƐƚůǇ ŶŽďŽĚǇƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞĚŚĞƌ͕ŶŽŶĞŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌƐŚŽƉƉĞƌƐ͕͟DŝůůĞƌƐĂŝĚ͘ ͞DǇďƵĚƚĞŶĚĞƌƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞĚŚĞƌ͕ ĂŶĚŚĞůƉĞĚŚĞƌ͕ĂŶĚƚŽůĚŚĞƌŶĞǆƚ time to call if she wants to shop ƵŶŝŵƉĞĚĞĚ͘͟DŝůůĞƌĂĚĚƐƚŚĂƚŵĂŶǇ ĐĞůĞďƐƐŚŽƉĂƚŚŝƐƐƚŽƌĞĂƐŵĂƌŝũƵĂŶĂ ŝƐůĞŐĂůĨŽƌƌĞĐƌĞĂƚŝŽŶĂůƉƵƌƉŽƐĞƐ in Aspen. Carey͛ƐƚĞĂŵ͕ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ ďĞůŝĞǀĞƐŚĞǁĂƐƐĂďŽƚĂŐĞĚ͘ŝƚŚĞƌ ǁĂǇ͕ĨŽƌŚĞƌ͕ϮϬϭϳĚŝĚŶ͛ƚŐĞƚŽĨĨƚŽĂ ǀĞƌǇŐŽŽĚƐƚĂƌƚ͘
REVEALED! Heather Back In Rehab /d͛^ďĂĐŬƚŽƌĞŚĂďĨŽƌĂĐƚƌĞƐƐHeather Locklear, who says she’s ‘taking ƐƚĞƉƐƚŽĞŶƌŝĐŚŚĞƌůŝĨĞ͛͘ĐĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƚŽƌĞƉŽƌƚƐ͕ƚŚĞƐƚĂƌŚĂĚĂŵĞůƚĚŽǁŶ ĚƵƌŝŶŐEĞǁzĞĂƌ͛ƐǀĞĂŶĚĚĞĐŝĚĞĚƚŽŐĞƚƐŽŵĞŵƵĐŚͲŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŝŵĞŽƵƚ͘ ^ŽƵƌĐĞƐƐĂǇƚŚĞƐƚĂƌŚĂƐďĞĞŶǀĞƌǇƐƚƌĞƐƐĞĚ͕ĂŶĚĞǀĞŶƉŽƐƐŝďůǇƐƵĨĨĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵĚĞƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶůĂƚĞůǇ͕ǁŚŝĐŚŝƐǁŚǇƚŚĞϱϱͲǇĞĂƌͲŽůĚďŽŽŬĞĚŚĞƌƐĞůĨŝŶƚŽ ƌĞŚĂď͵ĨŽƌƚŚĞĨŝĨƚŚƚŝŵĞ͊dŚƌŽƵŐŚŚĞƌƌĞƉ͕LocklearƐƉŽŬĞŽƵƚĂďŽƵƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌƌŝƐŽŵĞƐŝƚƵĂƚŝŽŶ͕ĞǆƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ͕͞ƵƌƌĞŶƚůǇ/ĂŵǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶƚǇŝŶŐƵƉƐŽŵĞ ůŽŽƐĞĞŶĚƐƌĞŐĂƌĚŝŶŐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶŝƐƐƵĞƐƐŽ/ĐĂŶŚŝƚϮϬϭϳĨƵůůƐƚĞĂŵĂŚĞĂĚ͘͟/Ŷ the past, LocklearŚĂƐďĂƚƚůĞĚƉƐǇĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂůŝƐƐƵĞƐ͕ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶǆŝĞƚǇĂŶĚ ĚĞƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ͕ǁŝƚŚŚĞƌĚŽĐƚŽƌŽŶĐĞĐůĂŝŵŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŚĂĚƚƌŝĞĚƚŽĐŽŵŵŝƚ ƐƵŝĐŝĚĞ͘tŝƚŚĂŶǇůƵĐŬƚŚŝƐƚŝŵĞŽƵƚǁŝůůŚĞůƉŚĞƌĚĞĂůǁŝƚŚĂůůŚĞƌƉƌŽďůĞŵƐ͘ Fifth time lucky, we hope.
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BY MICHAEL SEKHU
Butt are they real?
Kylie’s A Handful KYLIE JENNER was seen enjoying a holiday in Punta Mita, Mexico with wannabe rapper boyfriend Tyga. It appears Kylie’s finances aren’t the only thing her beau is holding onto, as he had his hands firmly wrapped around Jenner’s curves, which she put on display in a black bikini with white trim and a matching choker. Truth be told, though, those buns look a little too perfect. They’re certainly different from what she had in 2013 and 2014. Hmmm ͵ perhaps Kim and Khloé aren’t the only sisters who’ve had booty work done?
FERGIE, 41, started 2017 off in style as she showed off her stunning beach bod! She was accompanied by husband, Josh Duhamel, 44, who is also in great shape. Like fine wine, the couple, who tied the knot in 2009, just get better with time. The two were seen splashing in the water and enjoying some beachside fun on holiday in Kihei, Hawaii. However, it was the Black Eyed Peas songstress who got jaws dropping in her green string bikini, which fully displayed her toned body. Josh kept it simple in blue swimming trunks. According to Fergs, the couple motivate each other to stay in shape. And it is certainly working!
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DEFINITELY our Best Dressed without a doubt! The star stepped out on the carpet in an Elie Saab plunging gown. The gown featured black and white print and 3D applique. She pulled a fast one on us, though, because she’s known for simple and elegant silhouettes. That aside, this look worked perfectly for the star.
HE 2017 Golden Globes took place recently,, and if you missed the fashion on the red carpet, don’t stress! We’ve showcased some of the best looks of the night.
WE have a look at the stars who ŬŝĐŬĞĚϮϬϭϳ ϳ Žī in style at th he Golden Globes.
Reese Witherspooon REESE stood out in a canary yellow w gown by Versace. The colour complemented the star’s gorgeou us skin tone and blonde locks, and iis going to be a huge trend for 2017. Reese definitely hit the nail on t head.
Emma Stone EMMA stood out in this starry enssemble with beautiful embellishments by Valeentino. She kept accessories simple and the p plunging neckline and diamond collar necklace made her look sexy, feminine and bold at th he same time.
Priyanka Chopra TRUST Priyanka to never disappoint whenever you see her. As with everything she wears, she made her appearance glamorous and stunning. Priyanka walked the carpet in a gold embellished bodyfitting plunging V-neckline gown by Ralph Lauren and accessorised with a pendant.
HOW does Blake look this good after a second child?! This look was classy and glamorous. Blake wore an Atlelier Versace gown featuring gold sequinned detailing and Lorraine Schwartz jewels ͵ almost as eye catching as her hubby!
Chrissy Teigen THIS one’s a little tricky to call. Firstly let’s just say that the gown in itself is stunning, but perhaps it wasn’t the best choice for Chrissy. The waistline didn’t sit properly and, and this was a missed oppertunity to complement Chrissy’s killer bod. This ensemble from Marchesa is a fab option ͵ just not the best otion for Mrs Legend IOHO.
Tracee Ellis Ross WHAT more perfect way is there to win the Golden Globes than in a Zuhair Murad Gown? Tracee wore a strapless dress paired with sparkly pumps and, to add to this sexy look, sported stacked diamond rings on each finger, pulling off the perfect glitz and glam effect.
Amy Adams AMY looked sleek in a sequined black dress by Tom Ford. It didn’t need much to stand out and she wore it perfectly.
Lily Collins LILY had a princess moment in a rose appliquéd, cap sleeves and full-skirted silhouette Zuhair Murad couture gown. She looked feminine and romantic. A true fairy-tale ensemble.
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Taye Diggs’ Car Drama
She’s just tickled pink!
NEWEST Empire star Taye Diggs had a close call when his SUV spun off the road recently in West Hollywood. Luckily, the hot 46-year-old star was left shaken but unharmed after his car skidded off the road in wet weather. His luxury SUV was not so lucky – with its front right tyre and rim being torn off from the wheel mount and the axle getting badly damaged. After waiting for a tow truck, a somber looking Taye was picked up by a buddy. Taye is best known for his role as Dr Sam Bennett in popular series Private Practice, and also has starred in series Murder In The First, The Good Wife and Rosewood.
BY MARK WASSERMAN
NCOOOOOOOOH! Pink and Carey Hart’s new baby Jameson Monsoon Hart arrived on December 26 last year, and now fans get to see the little one on an outing for the first time! The precious bundle is the Grammy Award-winning songstress and the retired motocross racer’s second child together. Their first child, fiveand-a-half-year-old Willow Sage, was tagging along with mother and baba, holding a cup of coffee carefully, looking just as adorable as her brother. We just seriously couldn’t be happier for the family. Back in 2015, Pink described how much being a mother means to her. “I have lived a lot of life in a very short time, and you get hardened a little bit ͵ you get jaded, you build up walls...And when you see this little kid, and you get to watch them through infancy to toddler to little person, it’s amazing.” Motherhood seriously agrees with her, don’t you think?
INSIDE HALLE’S JUICY DIVORCE BATTLE
SHOCK! JUSTIN BIEBER
BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
ABAN DONS SICK PU PPY
Halle Berry has struck a deal with her ex, and we have the scoop.
THE cute pooch lasted a mere six months with the singer. EMEMBER when Justin Bieber adopted an adorable Chow puppy, Todd, back in August last year? Well, Justin has already found the dog a new home. Late last year, he flaunted a picture of the insanely fluffy dog on his Instagram page alongside the caption: “My new little fluff ball Todd.” However, it seems the singer’s puppy love didn’t last long. Justin with Todd became Justin’s third dog Todd when he after adopting Phil in February first got the 2016 and Esther, who has been pup with the family for a while. However, Justin has now decided to give the dog away. Luckily, one of his dancers, CJ Salvador, has adopted him. Sadly, CJ discovered that the pooch is suffering from severe hip dysplasia, which means he won’t be able to walk by the time he is a year old. But CJ has met with countless vets and finally found a way to save the dog’s life. However, this will require corrective surgery costing about R120 000! CJ took to social media in a plea to raise funds for Todd’s surgery. “Todd is a 7-month-old Chow Chow born with a birrth defect...Long story short, by the time he turns one, he won’t be able to walk, run, let alone play,” he says on a GoFundMe page he created for the dog. “[There are] two options: 1: is to put him down (which I refuse to do) 2: let him go through specialised surgery. The surgery however, will cost around $8 000. So I am humbly asking you to donate anything. Anything would be greatly appreciated.” So far, people the world over have donated to the cause, including celebs such as Jaden Smith, and CJ now has enough money for the surgery. Justin has yet to donate a cent. Todd is the fourth animal Justin has abandoned. He previously got rid of a hamster, a monkey and another dog. Justin’s back up dancer CJ Salvador has adopted Todd
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O when it comes to relationships, Halle Berry isn’t the best at keeping them. After another failed romance – this time with husband Olivier Martinez – the star has finally reached an agreement in the divorce battle which started in 2016. According to sources, the couple have struck a secret custody deal. The actress, who is now officially single and ready to minggle, has signed the final papers. Sources say the pair have been granted ‘joint leggal and physical custody’ of their threeWith ex-husband Olivier Maceo. Halle year-old son, M Martinez also has a eight-year-old daughter, Nahla, with ex Gabriel Aubry. “I have entered d into an nt with the agreemen other paarty regarding housingg for and suppo ort of our minor child,” the docu ument signed by Halle and Oliivier stated. “To protect the privacy of With ex and baby daddy thee parties, at Gabriel Aubry theeir request, no speccific custodial terms are set forth herein,” states the paperwork. Insideers say the actress told the judge that she wanteed her marriage terminated by January 1, 2017 ‘d due to pending contracts and deals’, and cited irrecconcilable difference, as the reason for the split. As for the couple’s property, sources say the exes ͵ he knot in 2013 ͵ are still in the middle of who tied th a very heateed disagreement. Watch this space...
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Halle’s H Hall Exes HALLE has been n married three times ͵ to David Justice from 1992-1997, to Eric Benet from 2001-2005 and most recently Ex: Eric Benet Ex: David Justice to Olivier Martinez from m 2013-2016. O Over the years the Oscar-winner has also dated and b been linked to a number of men, including French Caanadian model and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry, TTerrence Howard, Michael Ealy, Fred Durst an nd Shemar Moore. D
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SO – if you’re rich, famous and beautiful, the only place to be seen over the festive season was the skiing Mecca, Aspen. And if you couldn’t make it there, at least we’re here to show you what you missed out on. Firstly, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick ͵ along with their children Mason, Penelope, and Reign ͵ enjoyed a family ski trip in the resort town. While we are certain Kourt and Scott had a great time, what’s NOT certain is their relationship status. As we reported earlier this month, there were rumours that the on-again, off-again couple were back on after being separated for over a year. Either way, we’re glad they’re spending time with their kids during the holidays! Also spotted in Aspen (were there any regular folk in that town? Just asking…) was comedian Kevin Hart. The 36-year-old actor and funnyman was seen taking to the slopes with intense concentration. And then the couplewho-should-neverhave-split-but-atleast-are-still-friends, Heidi Klum and Seal, reunited for a family holiday in Aspen four years after the breakdown of their marriage. The former couple, who used to renew their wedding vows every year but separated in 2012, got back together for the festive break with their kids, Leni, Henry, Johan, and Lou. They really are an adorbs family! Guys, give us something to look forward to in 2017, please…
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‘WHEN I’m, like, 30, I want to go off the map, have a family and live in Malibu on a farm, and just raise my own chickens.’
‘HAVING sisters is the best. I have a different relationship with each of them. I go to Kim for fashion advice, Khloé is always boy and family advice, and Kourtney is like another mother to me.’
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HEN it comes to secrets, it’s hard to keep anything hush-hush in Hollywood. But while we know our stars hide many things about their personal lives, these deep, dark secrets even took us by surprise. And we’re used to just about anything from this lot.
SAY WH HAT! Did they really do that? Matthew Broderick Killed Two People M T actor was reportedly involved in a car accident which killed THE ttwo people. Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband got off lightly as he was not charged for their deaths. He was only charged with h ‘‘careless driving’ and was let off with a small fine. And left with a whole lot of bad memories, we’re sure. w
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Ricky Martin’s Boy Band Days YES, Ricky started off in a Puerto Rican boy band called Menudo. But that’s not really the shocking part. The band, which reportedly had many members, later claimed they were all being molested by Jose Menendez, a record executive who made them famous in the US.
Sean Penn’s A Rapist? THE actor reportedly raped and beat ex Madonna, with sources adding that if she hadn’t managed to escape he probably would have killed her. Scary to think they still hook up after that!
Jackk Nicholson’s ‘Sister’ Is His Mom CONFU USINGLY for Jack, he found out that the woman he alwayss thought was his sister was in fact his mother ͵ three decadees later! Now that’s not just confusing, but a little disturb bing, too.
Woody Harrelson’s Convict Dad INSIDERS reveal Woody Harrelson’s father was in fact a convicted hitman. Luckily that didn’t stop Woody from working hard and making a success of his life.
Charlize Theron’s Family Murder THIS one is not quite a secret to us, but many around the world don’t know that the Oscarwinner, who was born in South Africa, had to witness her father’s death — with her mom being the one who killed him. In self-defence, that is.
Tim Allen’s Drug Bust WHILE many celebs have found themselves behind bars over the years, Tim was not one we would have put in that category. The Home Improvement actor was arrested for trying to smuggle cocaine in the late 1970s.
R. Kelly’s Sexual Abuse Allegations THE R&B singer has been accused of paying dozens of families after sexually abusing girls aged between 12 and 15. Sources say he is nearly bankrupt now.
Rebecca Gayheart’s Hit & Run ACTRESS Rebecca was involved in a hit-and-run accident where she reportedly killed a kid. Sources say she was never punished for it.
Nick Carter Was Abused THE singer, best known for his time as a Backstreet Boy, was reportedly molested by his manager, Lou Perlman, who was also involved with fraud.
Jay Z Shot His Brother ACCORDING to reports, the rapper shot his own brother over a dispute about jewellery. Perhaps the reason wife Beyoncé still hasn’t left him?
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WHEN it comes to fashion, Chanel is an icon, but she was apparently once a Nazi agent! Sources add the only reason her behaviour was overlooked was due to her involvement in fashion in Britain and America.
ROM boyfriends to marriages and even paternity tests, this family does their utmost best to keep certain aspects of their lives quiet. Hard to believe with a hit reality TV show, we know, but when it comes to revealing all, the scripted stuff seems easier to deal with than reality. Ironic, don’t you think! Let’s just say they’ve taken the cake with secrets over the years.
• Kim Cashed In On Sex Tape: While the official story on the infamous sex tape that made her a household is that it was leaked, the former BFF of Paris Hilton reportedly made a good R70-million off it!
Megan Fox Roommate Nightmare THE actress reportedly doesn’t flush the toilet. “I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush’,” she revealed. Charming.
Daniel Radcliffe’s Drinking Problem THE Harry Potter star developed a dependency on alcohol and it got a little out of hand.
Kristen Stewart’s Chain Smoking THE Twilight actress is reportedly a chain smoker. “She puffs away like a chimney and leaves cigarette butts everywhere ͵ in the shower, in the potted plants, and once I found one inside the fridge!” says a cleaning lady.
Mariah Carey Drinks One Too Many SOURCES say the diva likes to indulge in quite a bit of alcohol when she’s at home. And in between her many relationships, we bet! Insiders say she drinks so much that her glam squad is forced to do her hair and make-up whilst she’s passed out.
Taylor Swift Obsessed With Cats HER love life is an open book, but her love for cats, well…. Not so much. Sources say her house is filled with cats. “She owns a few cats and her entire home is filled with photos of them, she’s constantly grooming them to reduce the cat hair [...] she even leaves cat food and milk outside, so the neighbourhood strays flock to her stoop,” claims a former Hollywood housekeeper.
Ryan Gosling’s Waxing Obsession IT seems the actor loves to wax ͵ and reportedly gets his chest and back done multiple times a month. But while we know it’s great to be groomed, he apparently has other ‘dark’ secrets too… Like the fact that he urinates sitting down, walks up the stairs on all fours and sleeps with his head at the foot of his bed.
Mark Wahlberg Was A Racist HE’S apparently one of the sweetest guys… Now! But the actor apparently beat up Vietnamese men for fun back in the day ͵ he even blinded one man who was just 16.
• Sweat Shop Drama: A lot of the Kardashian brand is reportedly made in the same sweat shops in China, Taiwan, Vietnam and Bangladesh as those sold in other stores ͵ at a much cheaper price. • Scott’s Dark Past: Sources say his past is quite hectic. Scott’s late father, Jeffrey Disick, was once arrested for stealing money from a bank, and although he turned himself in, and paid a fine, he did spend time doing community service. • Khloé Not A Kardashian: Not more than a rumour but still, many claim Khloé is not Robert Kardashian’s biological child. From Bruce Jenner to OJ Simpson, rumours have been flying for years about who Khloé’s actual father is. Even mom Kris Jenner’s hairdresser, Alex Roldan, has been given credit.
• Kris Tortured Kim And Kourtney: According to Robert Kardashian’s third wife, Ellen, Kris used to beat Kim and Kourtney as kids. Ellen also added that Kris cheated on Robert many times. Both Kris and the girls have denied these rumours, though. • Kris Had An Abusive Father: While we get to see Kris’ mom on the show these days, sources say her dad wasn’t as sweet. Bob Houghton was apparently one nasty man with an alcohol addiction, which just made him extra mean! He was reportedly abusive to her and he had a very negative influence on her willpower and her ambitions. • Kim Is A Slob: While she claims to be a clean freak and extremely OCD, insiders say she’s actually a complete slob who expects her staff to clean up behind her. And insiders say Khloé is exactly the same!
COMPILED BY GABRIELLE OZYNSKI MOST unusual interspecies friendship at the WFFT Wildlife Rescue Centre– (or anywhere else for that matter!), has grown between ‘Simon Cow-ell’ the domestic cow and Leonardo the African spurred tortoise. Simon has been with the sanctuary since February. He was rescued after becoming tangled in a vine while out grazing with his mother, resulting in severe injuries and loss of his hind limb. Leonardo was rescued from a Bangkok zoo in 2013, after closure of the zoo. Simon has captured the sanctuary staff’s hearts with his ‘sweet personality and playful nature’. “We decided to house him in temporarily in a large open field enclosure within the WFFT Rescue Centre, where he could recover from his ordeal. We then planned to move him into a field which houses two other rescued cows. To our surprise, Simon the cow had formed a strong bond with the large tortoise, Leonardo. They are often seen following each other around, sharing meals and resting together. We hope this unusual friendship continues to flourish.”
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Q: MY pet snake is having trouble shedding his skin. His shed schedule has become erratic, he isn’t shedding in one piece and sheds taking much longer than usual to complete. He’s never battled before. Should I be worried? A: SNAKES have two types of scales: small round scales along the back and sides and long horizontal scales ‘scutes’ on the underside. Just before a snake sheds it will turn a dull to milky colour with the eyes becoming cloudy. It then becomes brightly coloured/shiny three to four days before the actual shed. Make sure to check that your snake has shed completely including the spectacles (eyes). Retained spectacles can cause visual problems while retained sheds can cause constriction and gangrene of the affected body part. While most snakes in captivity will have a common diet (rodents), husbandry does vary in terms of temperature, humidity, cage size and cage set-up. Reasons for improper shedding can be caused by environmental temperatures that are too cold, incorrect humidity (too dry or no
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access to bathing), incorrect diet and lack of furniture (rocks, logs etc) which the snake rubs against to help it shed. Medical reasons can also be to blame, including fungal/bacterial skin diseases, parasites such as mites, poor nutrition/starvation and general infections internally. There are various things that can be done to help your snake shed. Hydrate your snake’s skin by soaking it in water at a temperature of 29 degrees Celsius for 15 to 30 minutes daily before a shed until it sheds. Make sure the water is not too deep but covers the entire body of the snake. Never leave your snake to soak without supervising it. You can add a towel/cloth to the water which your snake can use to rub against and potentially loosen its skin. Correct the husbandry (cage temperature/ humidity/ furniture) and diet. If you have concerns see an exotics vet who’ll examine your snake and provide antiseptics and/or antibiotics to correct the underlying problem. Also, remember to parasite flush your snake at least once a year at your veterinary clinic, preferably in Spring. Should your vet require any help with your snake, please ask him/her to contact us for advice.
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n of money by sioner’s death. A short while later, Dr Henry Faulds published a paper in the scientific journal Nature, discussing the usefulness of fingerprints for identification and proposing a method to record them with printing ink. In 1886, he offered his system to the Metropolitan Police in London but it was dismissed at the time. Instead, it was Argentine police officer Juan Vucetich who, in 1880, created the first method of recording the fingerprints of individuals on file and set up the world’s first fingerprint bureau. When the Farrows were murdered, Scotland Yard’s fingerprint bureau had only been in operation for four years. And a fingerprint was lifted from a glass ashtray at the scene. It was found not to belong to the Farrows or the police officer who had admitted handling it. Two black silk masks were also found. Bizarrely, they had been made from Anne Farrow’s stockings! This led investigators to assume the Farrows had known their assailants. A trawl of local criminals threw up a pair of brothers, Alfred, 22, and Albert, 20, Stratton. Under police questioning, Alfred’s mistress Hannah Cromarty said she had been with Alfred on the night before
NJABULO HAPPY DLAMINI Disappeared: June 23, 2016 Age: 15 Njabulo was last seen leaving his home in Orange Farm and has been missing ever since.
KAMOGELO NICOLE MAKHAJANE Disappeared: August 7, 2016 Age: 15 Kamogelo was last seen leaving her home in Protea Glen and has been missing ever since.
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the murder. Someone knocked on the door in the early hours and Alfred had left after telling Hannah to say he had been with her until 09h00. She also said Alfred had burnt a coat during the week and dyed his brown shoes black. On April 2, Alfred Stratton was arrested and Commissioner of Police Melville McNaughten ordered him to be fingerprinted. Alfred’s thumbprint was found to contain 11 matching points with the print found on the ashtray. His brother was arrested a short while later. The fingerprint evidence was regarded as crucial, but the brothers’ barrister HG Booth dismissed it as ‘nonsense’. Prosecutor Sir Richard Muir responded by having the members of the jury fingerprinted. He was then able to show that although there were minor discrepancies, each fingerprint had a basic pattern of whorls and loops that was unique. The judge remained sceptical that there could be no two people with matching prints. In his summation for the jury he said only that there was ‘an extraordinary amount of resemblance between the two marks’, and it was merely ‘to a certain extent corroborative evidence in regard to Alfred Stratton’. Nonetheless, the jury found both brothers guilty. Each then proceeded to blame the other for the murder. Both were hanged on May 23, 1905.
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THE lovely ladies at Edna’s Hair Salon in Bedfordview buy food for a sweet stray cat with a permanent injury from their own pockets. The cat has a permanent old injury that makes him walk funny so they can’t find a good home for him. I so admire their kindness and always make sure my tip includes a little extra for the furry friend. It is so nice to see people being kind. Natural Redhead’s BFF, Highlands North
THANK YOU to the Machido family who stopped at Beit Bridge to help us when some money lenders started getting aggressive with us. We had just crossed from Zimbabwe and were looking to change some money to rands. We were feeling very threatened when additional men started arriving and accosting us. The Machidos rescued us from this threatening situation and the border people did nothing. The Abrahams, Zimbabwe DO yourself a favour if you are ever at Hyde Park Corner shopping centre. Go and get a cappuccino from Sabelo Shabalala. He is the barista at the new VIP area of Nu Metro. I always go and get my coffee from him because he’s friendly and a genuinely nice person who is proud of what he does and the service he gives customers. Movie & Coffee Fan, Forest Town
AKING four-hour showers, wearing latex its worst – in spite of therapy. ŐůŽǀĞƐ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůǇ ĞĂƟŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ĚŝƐƉŽƐĂďůĞ Stephen, who now works as an actor, only eats ƉůĂƚĞƐ ʹ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ &ŽĚĞ͛Ɛ ďĂƩůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĨŽŽĚ Žī ĚŝƐƉŽƐĂďůĞ ƉůĂƚĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƵƐĞƐ ǁĞƚͲǁŝƉĞƐ ƚŽ obsessive, compulsive disorder has been a ͚ĚĞĐŽŶƚĂŵŝŶĂƚĞ ŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ͛ ĂŌĞƌ ƉƌĞƉĂƌŝŶŐ ĂŶǇ ĨŽŽĚ͘ ‘lifelong struggle’. ,Ğ ĨƌĞƋƵĞŶƚůǇ ǁĞĂƌƐ ůĂƚĞǆ ŐůŽǀĞƐ ʹ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůǇ ŝĨ ŚĞ dŚĞ ϰϵͲǇĞĂƌͲŽůĚ ĂůƐŽ ƐƵīĞƌƐ ĨƌŽŵ ďŽĚǇ ĚǇƐŵŽƌƉŚŝĐ needs to use a keyboard to type, or to open door ĚŝƐŽƌĚĞƌ ;Ϳ ʹ Ă ƉƐǇĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ ǁŚĞƌĞ ŚĂŶĚůĞƐ͘ dŚĞ ĂĐƚŽƌ ĞǀĞŶ ƵƐĞƐ Ă ƉĞŶĐŝů ƚŽ ƉƌĞƐƐ ďƵƩŽŶƐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵīĞƌĞƌ͛Ɛ ǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ on the remote control and starts An acting head shot of appearance is so distorted they each day with a morning ritual. Stephen hate their looks and strive for ͞DŽƌŶŝŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĞǆƚƌĞŵĞůǇ ĚŝĸĐƵůƚ͘ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƟŽŶ͘ It can take an hour to put on my To date, Stephen has spent over sweat pants, shirt and shoes,” he ZϮͲŵŝůůŝŽŶ ŽŶ ƉůĂƐƟĐ ƐƵƌŐĞƌǇ ĂŶĚ explains. ĐŽƐŵĞƟĐ ƉƌŽĐĞĚƵƌĞƐ͕ ŐŽĞƐ ĚĂǇƐ “To put my shoes on, I tap my foot ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ ĞĂƟŶŐ͕ ĂŶĚ ƌƵŶƐ ƵŶƟů before I pull my socks on, make the point of collapse. sure my hands are clean, tap the “It’s a lifelong struggle. I mean, foot on the ground to make sure it’s a struggle day in and day ƚŚĞ Ěŝƌƚ ŝƐ Žī ƚŚĞ ĨŽŽƚ ƚŚĞŶ / ĐĂŶ out.” Stephen says. do my ritual with my hand wiping, “Over the years of having OCD ƟĞ ŵǇ ƐŚŽĞ͕ ŐĞƚ ƚŚĞ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŽĐŬ͕ and BDD – it’s horrible. It’s like tap my foot, maybe wash my dealing with the devil. It’s awful. hands or have gloves on so I can /ƚ͛Ɛ ĚĞďŝůŝƚĂƟŶŐ͘ zŽƵ ƐƟůů ŐĞƚ ƚŚĞƐĞ ƚĂŬĞ ƚŚĞŵ Žī ĂŶĚ ŚĂǀĞ Ă ĐůĞĂŶ people who are like, ‘Go get a layer. If you don’t do job’, but it’s ridiculous because the ritual you feel it’s a physiological disorder.” something really OCD is characterised by intrusive bad is going to ĂŶĚŝƌƌĂƟŽŶĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚƐ͕ ŝŵĂŐĞƐ ĂŶĚ ŝŵƉƵůƐĞƐ happen. Some ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƐƵīĞƌĞƌ ĞǆƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƐ͘ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ůĞĂǀĞ people relate ƚŚĞŚŽƵƐĞƵŶƟů ŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚ ŚŝƐ ƌŽƵƟŶĞƐ͕ it to thinking ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ĮƌĞĚ ďǇ ƉĂƐƚ ĞŵƉůŽǇĞƌƐ ĨŽƌ something arriving to work so late. bad is going ͞dŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞ ƟŵĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ / ǁŽƵůĚ ǁĂƐŚ ŵǇ to happen ŚĂŶĚƐϳϱƟŵĞƐ Ă ĚĂǇ͕͟ ŚĞ ĂĚŵŝƚƐ͘ ͞DǇ ŚĂŶĚƐ ƚŽ Ă ƌĞůĂƟǀĞ͕ were raw. I’d take four-hour showers regularly. something /ƚ͛ƐĞǆŚĂƵƐƟŶŐ͘ zŽƵ ĨĞĞů ǇŽƵ ĂƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĚŝĞ ǁŚĞŶ won’t work Stephen as a you get out the shower. I remember I once worked or something young boy ĨŽƌƚŚŝƐĐŽŵƉĂŶǇ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞǇ ĚŝĚ ƚŚĞ ƟŵĞ ƐŚĞĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ catastrophic will they were like, ‘No one has ever been this late happen.” ĂŶǇƟŵĞ͛͘^Ž / ǁĂƐ ĮƌĞĚ͘͟ /Ŷ ŽŶĞ ƐĞŶƐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŵƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐ ĂŶĚ ƌŽƵƟŶĞƐ ŚĞůƉ The episodes of OCD – and their severity – have ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ďǇ ĂůůĞǀŝĂƟŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶǆŝĞƚǇ͕ ďƵƚ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁĂǇ varied throughout Stephen’s adult life but, ƚŚĞǇ ĐŽŶƚƌŽů ǁŚĂƚ ŚĞ ĐĂŶ ʹ ĂŶĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚůǇ ʹ triggered by a recent house move, it is currently at can’t do.
I HOOTED at a guy who threw out all of his rubbish from his car window at a traffic light. When he got out of the car, I thought I was going to get beaten up! He made a little bow apologised and picked the rubbish up and threw it in the bin! I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was so impressed that he did the right thing. I’d like to think sometimes people just need to be made aware that behaviour is wrong and they will then fix it. Carmen, Emerald Hill
Dr Eda Gorbis and Stephen
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The actor has had serious girlfriends in “At the age of 18 he was playing the past and is in what he describes as a quarterback for an American football ‘long-term serious friendship’. Eventually team. He was the one most likely to he hopes it will develop into a physical ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚŝŶŚŝŐŚƐĐŚŽŽů͘,ĞƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚĨŽƌ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉďƵƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚŝƐK junior Olympics in swimming. All of a and BDD the thought of sex is far too sudden he started to display symptoms terrifying. ůŝŬĞĐŽŶƟŶƵĂůůǇǁĂƐŚŝŶŐŚŝƐŚĂŶĚƐ͕ ͞/͛ŵĂĨƌĂŝĚŽĨƐĞǆƵĂůĂĐƟǀŝƚǇ͕͟ŚĞ just checking things. Just to watch him confesses. “With BDD you want to look progressively get worse is heartbreaking. perfect when you take your clothes Right now I think he is probably at one ŽīĂŶĚƚŚĞŶƚŚĞƌĞ͛ƐĂůƐŽƚŚĞŝƐƐƵĞŽĨ of his worst stages. He’s been through ĐŽŶƚĂŵŝŶĂƟŽŶŝĨƚŚĞǇŐĞƚŝŶǇŽƵƌďĞĚ numerous doctors and therapies. I and then you wash all your sheets and ƚŚŝŶŬŚĞ͛ƐƐĞĞŶĂďŽƵƚϭϱĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ clothes again.” psychologists and psychiatrists before He adds, “BDD is an obsession with being ƚŚĞǇƉƵƚŚŝŵŽŶƚŚĞƌŝŐŚƚŵĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ͘͟ perfect – it can hit every body part, your One therapist who has had some face, any feature and you just focus progress with Stephen is Dr Eda Gorbis, on this body part and it has to be ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŽĨƚŚĞtĞƐƚǁŽŽĚ/ŶƐƟƚƵƚĞĨŽƌ perfect. Anxiety Disorders. WĞƌĨĞĐƟŽŶŝƐ Dr Gorbis uses a everything.” ĐŽŵďŝŶĂƟŽŶŽĨ Exercising exposure therapy intensively and response ǁŚŝůĞĞĂƟŶŐ techniques – ǀĞƌǇůŝƩůĞ͕ for example, Stephen is not allowing on the verge Stephen to of anorexia wash his and admits hands for at one point three days and to weighing making him just 54kg study himself in despite his 1.8m a mirror. frame. Dr Gorbis says, “We Stephen wears gloves “I have obsessively had a breakthrough to handle things at ran for hours – and all when Steve was looking home day exercising and swimming into the crooked mirror. There and running,” he claims. “It’s insane. I ǁĂƐ Ă ƚƌĞŵĞŶĚŽƵƐƌĞĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨĂŶǆŝĞƚǇ͕ ǁŝůůŐŽĚĂǇƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĞĂƟŶŐ͘/ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ and laughter. Like diabetes or high blood on several runs where I will head out and pressure, there is no cure for either OCD get dizzy. I have to sit on the curb.” or BDD. But there are ways to control it.” What makes Stephen’s BDD all the more Stephen has learnt to live with his startling is that growing up he was a ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶƐďǇŬĞĞƉŝŶŐďƵƐǇǁŝƚŚŚŝƐ well-adjusted, popular varsity athlete. ĂĐƟŶŐĂŶĚƚĂŬŝŶŐĞĂĐŚĚĂǇĂƐŝƚĐŽŵĞƐ͘ His mother, Marlene Hartje – who he “You try and have a sense of humour lives with – is his main support and has about it – that seems to help,” he says. ƐĞĞŶĮƌƐƚͲŚĂŶĚŚŽǁďŽƚŚĂŶĚK “Not take it so seriously so you just kind have crippled her son. of have to laugh at it and get through it.”
MONEY can drive people to do strange things; some even break their moral codes for that extra something in the bank. N my Matric year I decided that I wanted to make some extra money so I could join the luxurious weekend getaways with the cool kids in my school. At that time I had just turned 18. I decided to create an online profile for myself offering to meet older men. They were more than willing to offer heaps of cash for a young girl to join them for drinks or dinner at nice hotels. Hoping for a little extra money became a little out of control… I told myself I wouldn’t let anything go too far, that I just wanted to be spoiled by rich men. I got more than 50 requests in the first week by men between 40 and almost 70. These men were all professional and not looking to meet up with prostitutes; only young girls who looked after themselves. After two weeks of wondering if I should go forward with my plan, I decided to meet up with one of the men. He was 48 years old and offered me R3 000 to join him for a glass of wine in a hotel. I searched the name he gave me on all social media networks but couldn’t find out anything about him. I knew the name he gave me could be a fake. I went forward anyway without having any details on what he was like. I didn’t have my own car at that time, so I took a taxi to meet up with this guy. I told my parents that I was going to meet up with my friends. When the taxi stopped in front of the hotel I was literally freaking out and I didn’t know how I could ever do something like this but I could only think of the money. I walked into the bar and got a seat; after about 10 minutes a very handsome man entered and I immediately recognised him from the photo he sent me. We greeted and he ordered us a bottle of wine. We had sat and talked for a while when he asked me to come with him to a room he’d booked. I was shocked, I didn’t
really prepare myself for that but I got up and went with him. In the room there was a bottle of champagne and a big bunch of roses. He’d planned everything. I was a virgin, but that afternoon I had sex with someone I met less than an hour ago ͵ for money. We took a shower and then he gave me an envelope and said he had to run and that he would contact me soon. We kissed and I was left with a beautiful bunch of roses and an envelope with not three, but R10 000 in cash! I couldn’t believe my luck. Before I left the hotel I got an idea. I was curious and wanted to know more about this guy. So I went to the hotel’s reception and asked under which name the room had been booked. And as I suspected, his name was totally different from the one he had given me. I left the roses he gave me in the taxi to avoid questions from my parents. That evening I searched his real name online and I sure found out more than I expected. This guy was married, had three children and was a high-earning businessman who wouldn’t do well with a scandal like this. His wife was so beautiful; I couldn’t believe he was cheating on her. I know this was wrong and decided that it must stop, but not before I got more money out of him. I e-mailed and told him that I knew who he was and that I was ready to meet up with his wife to tell her everything, unless he gave me R20 000 to keep my mouth shut. I got an e-mail back. It was a short video clip – one of me, naked in the hotel’s bathroom. He’d filmed everything that we were doing that afternoon. He told me he knew he would need it for when I decide to stab him in the back. He suggested we go our separate ways, both keeping each other’s secrets. I agreed. It’s been over two years since we had contact. And my video is somewhere out there, to haunt me forever…
‘HE told me he knew he would need it for when I decide to stab him in the back.’
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‘OUR KIDS MUST
NOT BE FAT!’
&/dE^^ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐDĂƌǇĞƚŚĂŶĚWŚŝůŝƉZŝĐĂƌĚŽĚŽŶ͛ƚũƵƐƚŽďƐĞƐƐĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶ bodies…they make sure their kids have bulging biceps and six packs, too! FORMER marine dad Philip, 45, was once crowned Mr Universe and today he is determined to help his young kids follow in his footsteps. Son Ethan is just 13 and daughter Sanali, nine, yet both children are put through rigorous ‘military style’ training sessions so they can compete in bodybuilding competitions. The kids must also stick to an ultrastrict diet. On weekdays that means NO treats and a diet that consists of little more than oatmeal, eggs, rice, chicken, steak and vegetables. Mom MaryBeth, 36, admits the only cheat days the kids really get to indulge their sweet tooth are two days over Christmas. Determined the kids focus on health and fitness, they are also banned from watching TV in the week
and can only touch phones, electronics and play with friends on a weekend. But while MaryBeth admits she worries their actions could cause the kids to develop eating disorders, ƐŚĞ͛Ɛ Ɛƚŝůů ĐŽŶǀŝŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐƚƌŝĐƚůŝĨĞƐƚǇůĞŝƐŚĞĂůƚŚǇ͘ Mary, from Virginia, USA, said, “Health, fitness and discipline are of upmost importance in our home. And we ban anything in the week that gets in the way of that. ŽƚŚWŚŝůŝƉĂŶĚ/ĨŽůůŽǁĂƐƚƌŝĐƚ health and fitness routine and so we demand our kids do too. We have rules and the kids must follow them. The kids loved watching us compete in bodybuilding competitions and so we thought why not help them train to do it too?” Hard work in the run up to a competition means the
‘HEALTH, fitness and discipline are of upmost importance in our home.’
kids must do 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups and at least a 1.5km run every day. They also spend hours practising special bodybuilding poses to ensure their muscles pop in all the right places and face regular checks to ensure their sixpacks are as defined as possible. On top of their daily workouts, Ethan also spends two hours a day three to five times a week in wrestling class and sister Sanali attends gymnastic class three times a week too. “It is intense,” admits MaryBeth. “But there is no ƉŽŝŶƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐĐŽŵƉĞƚŝƚŝŽŶƐŝĨǇŽƵĚŽŶ͛ƚƉƵƚŝŶƚŚĞ work beforehand. That means sticking to a very strict diet and an intense work out plan as the two ŐŽŚĂŶĚŝŶŚĂŶĚ͘WŚŝůŝƉĐĂŶďĞǀĞƌǇƚŽƵŐŚŽŶƚŚĞ ŬŝĚƐ͕ďƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŝŵĞƐǇŽƵũƵƐƚŚĂǀĞƚŽďĞĐƌƵĞůƚŽŚĞůƉ your kids reach their potential. There is a chart on the wall and when the kids have completed their
ĨƌĞĞŽĨũƵŶŬĨŽŽĚ͘ And in the weeks leading up to a competition the kids are made to go on an even stricter diet. “Sticking to the diet is hard for ƚŚĞŵ͕ĂƐůĞƚ͛ƐĨĂĐĞŝƚǁŚĂƚŬŝĚƐ ĚŽŶ͛ƚůŝŬĞƐƵŐĂƌǇũƵŶŬĨŽŽĚ͍͟ says MaryBeth. “When they are training we make sure the kids eat small meals every three hours and while we allow fruit, we also limit that as there is so much sugar in it. Sanali has a real sweet tooth though and we do find her sneaking in the pantry from time to time spooning brown sugar into her mouth. But we try and avoid temptation by only buying healthy food and banning ũƵŶŬĨŽŽĚĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŚŽƵƐĞ͘/ƚ͛Ɛ not all bad though as we do relax things a little over the holidays. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day the kids pretty much eat what they want. And that means pancakes, sausage and sweets are all good.” MaryBeth admits being an overweight teenager shaped the parent she has become. She said, “There was a time when I was young that I ƌĞĂĐŚĞĚϳϭŬŐĂŶĚ/͛ŵŽŶůǇ 1.54m. “That was a really miserable time for me and I became very depressed and introverted. When I became a mom I knew I never wanted my kids to get fat like I once was.” Yet MaryBeth does worry their strict fitness regime may also have a detrimental effect on Philip, is determined to help his young kids the kids. follow in his footsteps “I am concerned the kids may ĞǆĞƌĐŝƐĞƐǁĞƚŝĐŬƚŚĞŵ ŽĨĨ͕ ĂŶĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞǇ ĚŽŶ͛ƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ already have body image consequences. This could mean extra chores or toys issues,” reveals MaryBeth. “There have been times being confiscated. There ǁŚĞŶƚŚĂŶŚĂƐĐŽŵĞŝŶĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ͚/͛ŵĨĂƚ͛ĂƐŚĞĨůĞǆĞĚ are times when Ethan his muscles in the mirror. I have also noticed the begs us not to do his kids at times getting a little conceited and vain and exercises, but he can be commenting on their peers being fat and lazy. Yet a little bit lazy, so needs those are small negatives as overall I am proud of the a bit of tough love.” influence our healthy lifestyle is having on them. Both She adds, “We also do kids are very aware of what kind of diet is healthy and ab checks on both of now know how to make healthy choices. Being fit and them. They have to flex winning competitions has also helped with their selfƚŚĞŝƌĂďƐĂŶĚďŽƚŚWŚŝůŝƉ confidence.” and I check their mid tŚŝůĞDĂƌǇĞƚŚĂŶĚWŚŝůŝƉĂƌĞďŽƚŚĐŽŵŵŝƚƚĞĚƚŽ ƐĞĐƚŝŽŶĂŶĚ/͛ŵƉƌŽƵĚƚŽ helping their kids reach their fitness goals, they insist say both of them have if there came a day when the kids were no longer be great six packs. It gives interested, then they would not push them. ƚŚĞŬŝĚƐĂůŽƚŽĨũŽǇƚŽŽ͕ MaryBeth said, “I know Ethan is not as keen on looking in the mirror ďŽĚǇďƵŝůĚŝŶŐĂƐWŚŝůŝƉǁŽƵůĚƉƌŽďĂďůǇůŝŬĞŚŝŵƚŽ seeing all their hard ďĞ͕ďƵƚǁĞũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚƚŽĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐĞŚŝŵĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐ work has paid off. possible without being too pushy. “So far Ethan has ͞Ƶƚ/ĚŽŶ͛ƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůĞǀĞƌďĞĂĚĂǇǁŚĞŶ won around eight health and fitness is not of upmost importance in our competitions and Sanali ŚŽƵƐĞŚŽůĚ͘/ƚŝƐũƵƐƚĂǁĂǇŽĨůŝĨĞĨŽƌƵƐ͘WĞŽƉůĞŵŝŐŚƚ at least 12, so whatever ƚŚŝŶŬǁĞĂƌĞƚŽŽŚĂƌƐŚŽŶŽƵƌŬŝĚƐ͕ďƵƚ/ĚŽŶ͛ƚĨĞĞů we are doing is working. guilty. Too many kids these days grow up being spoilt. The kids are doing great WŚŝůŝƉĂŶĚ/ŚĂǀĞĞǆƉĞĐƚĂƚŝŽŶƐ͘dŚĞŬŝĚƐŶĞĞĚƚŽďĞ and love looking at all fit and healthy and keep good grades. As parents it is their medals.” ŽƵƌũŽďƚŽŚĞůƉŽƵƌŬŝĚƐďĞĂƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĂŶĚĨŽƌƵƐƚŚĂƚ Year-round the family means ensuring they are the fittest and healthiest sticks to a healthy diet version of themselves they can be.”
MaryBeth also competes in bodybuilding
MaryBeth says she is concerned her children may have body issues
Ethan has won around eight competitions and Sanali at least 12
Strange But True BY ROBERT CLUNIE
In China And Ashes
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MOURNING is an integral part of the human experience. Each person finds a way to deal with the grief set on by the loss of a loved one in their his way, and trinkets usually dedicated to those close to us who have passed on are generally of no use other than setimental keepsakes. But Santa Fe-based designer Justin Crowe found an innovative way to process the remains of family and pets after he suffered a great loss himself. He had a project called Nourish in the works, through which he mixed the ashes of 200 people to create a set of unique dinnerware. Nourish’s success lead him to establish Chronicle Cremation Designs, which now dedicates itself full-time to create special, food-safe ceramic crockery as memorabilia for grieving people. Chronicle Cremation Designs cares not if it is a friend, family member or a pet that has passed on – people can order a range of bowls, mugs, bottles and candle luminaries made from their ashes and a special glaze. For those keen on a little DIY project, CCD also offers cremation urns or the ash-based glaze itself so that people can create their own unique pieces. The glaze is pre-made and custom pieces are available through order.
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40 YEARS RISHNA PRASAD BHATTARAI, 60, from Taplejung, in eastern Nepal, suffered a severe case of neurofibromatosis since he was 12 years old. dŚĞƚƵŵŽƵƌĐŽŶƚŝŶƵĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌŽǁŽǀĞƌƚŚĞǇĞĂƌƐƵŶƚŝůŝƚ ǁĞŝŐŚĞĚĂƐƚĂŐŐĞƌŝŶŐϭϭŬŐ͘ ,ĞŚĂĚǀŝƐŝƚĞĚŵĂŶǇ ĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶƚĚŽĐƚŽƌƐďƵƚĂůůŽĨ ƚŚĞŵƚŽůĚŚŝŵƚŚĞƌĞǁĂƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞǇĐŽƵůĚĚŽ͘ dŚĂƚǁĂƐ͕ƵŶƚŝůŚĞŵĞƚƌ :ĂƐǁĂŶ^ŚĂŬǇĂ͕Ăƚ^ƵƐŚŵĂ <ŽŝƌĂůĂDĞŵŽƌŝĂů,ŽƐƉŝƚĂů͕ ŝŶ<ĂƚŚŵĂŶĚƵ͕ĞĂƌůŝĞƌƚŚŝƐ Dr Jaswan Shakya ǇĞĂƌ͘ ƌ^ŚĂŬǇĂƐĂǇƐ͕͞/ŚĂǀĞ Krishna ƐĞĞŶŵĂŶǇƉĂƚŝĞŶƚƐǁŝƚŚ Prasad ƐŵĂůůƚƵŵŽƌƐĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ Bhattarai ƚŚĞĨĂĐĞďƵƚŶĞǀĞƌŽŶĞ before ĂƐďŝŐĂƐƚŚŝƐ͘/ǁĂƐƌĞĂůůǇ surgery ƐŚŽĐŬĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŝŵĂƚ ĨŝƌƐƚ͘/͛ǀĞĚŽŶĞƚŚĞƐĞ ƐƵƌŐĞƌŝĞƐ ĨŽƌ ŵĂŶǇǇĞĂƌƐ ďƵƚ ƚŚŝƐ ŝƐ ƚŚĞďŝŐŐĞƐƚ ƚƵŵŽƵƌ /͛Ě ĞǀĞƌƐĞĞŶŝŶ EĞƉĂů͘͟ <ƌŝƐŚŶĂ͕ ǁŚŽ ůŝǀĞƐǁŝƚŚ ŚŝƐ ƐŝƐƚĞƌ ĂŶĚ ŵŽƚŚĞƌ͕ ƐĂǇƐ Ă ƐŵĂůů ƚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂƉƉĞĂƌĞĚ ŽŶ ŚŝƐŚĞĂĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞ ǁĂƐ ũƵƐƚϭϮ ǇĞĂƌƐ ŽůĚ ĂŶĚƐůŽǁůǇ ŝƚ ŝŶĐƌĞĂƐĞĚ ŝŶƐŝǌĞ͘ ǀĞŶƚƵĂůůǇ͕ ŝƚ ŚĂĚŐƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ŚƵŐĞƐŝǌĞ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ǁĞƌĞ ĂĨƌĂŝĚŽĨ Śŝŵ͘ ,Ğ ŚĂƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞĞŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ ŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ͕ĨŝŶĚĂũŽď Žƌ ďƵŝůĚ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ͘ ͞WĞŽƉůĞ ǁĞƌĞƚŽŽƐĐĂƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƐƉĞĂŬ ƚŽ ŵĞ͕͟ŚĞƐĂǇƐ͘͞dŚĞǇǁŽƵůĚůŽŽŬĂƚŵǇĨĂĐĞĂŶĚ ǁĂůŬ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƉƉŽƐŝƚĞĚŝƌĞĐƚŝŽŶ͘/ƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶĂǀĞƌǇůŽŶĞůǇůŝĨĞ͘͟ ,Ğ ŵĞƚ ǁŝƚŚ ĚŽĐƚŽƌƐĂƚƐĞǀĞƌĂůŚŽƐƉŝƚĂůƐŝŶ<ĂƚŚŵĂŶĚƵ͕ƚŚĞ ĐĂƉŝƚĂů ŽĨ EĞƉĂů͕ďƵƚƚŚĞǇĂůůĐŽŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞǁĂƐŶŽƐƵƌŐĞƌǇ
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RAISING GROWING CHAMPIONS GROWING CHAMPIONS choose to live by a code to build their lives, lead, serve, celebrate their blessings and unite. 28 PEOPLE www.peoplemagazine.co.za
AHATMA GANDHI once said, “You may never know what results come ŽĨǇŽƵƌĂĐƟŽŶ͕ďƵƚŝĨǇŽƵĚŽŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ͕ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞŶŽƌĞƐƵůƚ͘͟ƐĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ͕ you can’t choose the circumstances in which ǇŽƵŐƌŽǁƵƉ͘^ŽŵĞƟŵĞƐ͕ďĞŝŶŐďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽĂŶ ŝŵƉŽǀĞƌŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵŵƵŶŝƚǇĐĂŶƐĞƚƚŚĞĐŽƵƌƐĞ ŽĨǇŽƵƌůŝĨĞ͕ŶŽŵĂƩĞƌŚŽǁĚĞĚŝĐĂƚĞĚŽƌ ĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚǇŽƵĂƌĞĂƚďĞĐŽŵŝŶŐĂƐƵĐĐĞƐƐ͘ 'ƌŽǁŝŶŐŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ͕ĂŶŽŶͲƉƌŽĮƚĐŽŵƉĂŶǇ͕ runs a youth development and leadership programme for boys from Eldorado Park, a township south of Johannesburg known for drugs, violence and gangsters. Residents say unemployment, lack of housing, substance abuse and crime are just some of the major challenges facing them. They have complained of a lack development in the area, which gives ǀĞƌǇůŝƩůĞŚŽƉĞĨŽƌǇŽƵŶŐƉĞŽƉůĞ͘ŶŽƚŚĞƌ resident says unemployment is a serious problem that brings up more challenges for the area. Growing Champions empowers children who come from low-income groups and abusive, drug and gang infested homes to ĮŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŵƉŝŽŶǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŶĚůĞĂĚƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞƐ͘dŚĞŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĂƟŽŶƵƐĞƐƐƉŽƌƚ͕ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ development and academic support to build our future leaders and keep them on ĂŚĞĂůƚŚǇƉĂƚŚ͘^ƚƵƌĚǇĨŽƵŶĚĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞůĂŝĚ in character development, leadership and
ƐŚŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀĞ͖ ǇŽƵƚŚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞ ǁŝůůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĮŐŚƚ fear and release the Champion within; youth who know that life is a journey, you will fall but ǁŚĂƚ ŵĂƩĞƌƐ ŝƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ ĚŽ the next right thing,” says Sam Toweel-Moore, the founder of Growing Champions, and who ůŽŽŬƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ďŽǇƐ ĂƐ ŝĨ ƚŚĞǇ ǁĞƌĞ ŚĞƌ ŽǁŶ͘ “Our team are aware of the pressure on this community to survive. We have been working ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ĮǀĞ ǇĞĂƌƐ͘ ŚŝůĚƌĞŶ ŽŌĞŶ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ă burden because they are another mouth to feed and their behaviour is typical of those exposed to repeated trauma and violence.” dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ĨĂĐĞƚƐ ŽĨ 'ƌŽǁŝŶŐ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ĂŶ ĚĚŝĐƟŽŶ ZĞĐŽǀĞƌǇ Programme and a football programme. Growing
‘GROWING CHAMPIONS empowers children who come from low-income groups and abusive, drug and gang infested homes to find the champion within and lead their lives.’
ĨĂĐŝůŝƟĞƐƚŽƚŚŽƐĞǁŚŽŵĂǇƌĞƋƵŝƌĞĂƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚĂŶĚ controlled live-in alcohol and drug free regulated environment, which will assist individuals in ŝŶƚĞŐƌĂƟŶŐďĂĐŬŝŶƚŽĂŚĞĂůƚŚǇůŝĨĞƐƚǇůĞ͘ĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶĐĞƐďĞƚǁĞĞŶƐŽŵĞŽƵƚƉĂƟĞŶƚƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚ programmes, the goal is always the same: help ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƐƌĞĐŽǀĞƌĨƌŽŵĚƌƵŐŽƌĂůĐŽŚŽůĂĚĚŝĐƟŽŶƐŽ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǇŵĂǇůĞĂĚĂŚĞĂůƚŚǇĂŶĚƐĞůĨͲƐƵĸĐŝĞŶƚĚƌƵŐ and alcohol free life. The goal of Growing Champions FC is to register a football club to compete in the local Eldorado Park League. The boys and girls make up three teams in ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĂŐĞŐƌŽƵƉƐ͘dŚĞǇƚƌĂŝŶĚĂŝůǇĂŶĚƉůĂǇǁŝƚŚĂůů their heart. The project has managed to raise funds for their soccer kit, so no playing any matches with broken shoes and torn T-shirts. The spirit in the ĐĂŵƉŝƐĂůǁĂǇƐĂƚĂŚŝŐŚ͕ƚŚĞůŝƩůĞĐŚĂŵƉƐůŽǀĞƚŚĞ game, and are well organised. The programme’s
They mentor youth from Eldorado Park ƚŽďƌĞĂŬƚŚĞĐŚĂŝŶƐŽĨƉŽǀĞƌƚǇ͕ĂĚĚŝĐƟŽŶ͕ violence and crime
>ĞĂŐƵĞůĞǀĞůĨŽŽƚďĂůůĂŶĚĞĚƵĐĂƟŽŶĂůƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĂƌĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĚƚŽŐƌŽǁĂŚĞĂůƚŚǇŵŝŶĚƐĞƚ͕Ă ĐŽŵƉĂƐƐŝŽŶĂƚĞŚĞĂƌƚ͕ĂƐŬŝůůĞĚĂƚŚůĞƟĐďŽĚǇ ĂŶĚĂŶĞĚƵĐĂƚĞĚŝŶƋƵŝƌŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ personal responsibility for the pre-teens and teen youth. Sport and academic support ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐůŝƚĞƌĂĐǇĂŶĚŵĂƚŚĞŵĂƟĐƐĂƌĞĨŽƐƚĞƌĞĚ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƟĞƐ͕ƐŬŝůůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞǀŽůŝƟŽŶ to rise above the adversity of their environment – abuse, gang violence, criminal behaviour and ĂĚĚŝĐƟŽŶ͘dŚĞƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞŐƌŽǁƐůĞĂĚĞƌƐ͘ “Youth who understand choice and consequences; youth who understand life is lead within community and use their talents to
ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ ĂŶĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ ŝŶŝƟĂƟǀĞ ǁĂƐ established by James Starkey and Sam ToweelMoore in 2013. Not everyone is a candidate ĨŽƌ ůŝǀĞͲŝŶ ĂůĐŽŚŽů ĂŶĚ ĚƌƵŐ ƌĞŚĂďŝůŝƚĂƟŽŶ ƐŽ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ŽīĞƌƐ ĂŶ ĞǆƚĞŶƐŝǀĞ ŽƵƚƉĂƟĞŶƚ programme that brings the addict in regularly ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ǁĞĞŬ ĨŽƌ ŐƌŽƵƉ ĞĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ counselling. Individual counselling and twelve step assistance is also available. The ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ĂůƐŽ ŽīĞƌƐ ^ŽďĞƌ ,ŽƵƐĞ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƟĂů
soccer coaches work hand in hand with character development coach, Sam, and together they develop ƚŚĞďŽǇƐ͛ƐŬŝůůƐ͕ŵĞŶƚĂůĂƫƚƵĚĞĂŶĚĂŵďŝƟŽŶ͘&Žƌ ƚŚĞŵŝƚ͛ƐŶŽƚĂďŽƵƚǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ͕ďƵƚƚŚĞĂƫƚƵĚĞǁŝƚŚ ǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶƐƚĞƉŽŶĂŶĚŽīƚŚĞƉŝƚĐŚ͘ ĐƚƌĞƐƐ͕ƐŝŶŐĞƌĂŶĚDŝǆϵϯ͘ϴ&DƌĂĚŝŽƉƌĞƐĞŶƚĞƌ ,ĞůĞŶĞƐďŽŝƐ is the ambassador for Growing Champions and helps with organising and raising ĨƵŶĚƐĨŽƌƚŚĞŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĂƟŽŶ͘>ĂƐƚŵŽŶƚŚ͕Helen spent ŚĞƌĨĞƐƟǀĞƐĞĂƐŽŶŚĞůƉŝŶŐ'ƌŽǁŝŶŐŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ ĞŵďĂƌŬŽŶĂƚǁŽͲĚĂǇͲůŽŶŐĐŚĂƌŝƚǇĚƌŝǀĞǀŝƐŝƟŶŐ ƐĞǀĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌŝƟĞƐĂƌŽƵŶĚ:ŽďƵƌŐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ůŝĐĞĚŽƉƟŽŶ,ŽŵĞŝŶtĞƐƚĐůŝī͕'ƌŽǁŝŶŐ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐĨƌŽŵůĚŽƌĂĚŽWĂƌŬ͕<ŝƩǇĂŶĚWƵƉƉǇ Haven in Midrand, Lighthouse Baby Shelter in Sundowner, CHOC in Saxonwold and Cradle of Hope ŝŶ<ƌƵŐĞƌƐĚŽƌƉ͘͞ĂĐŚĐŚĂƌŝƚǇŚĂƐǀĞƌǇĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĂŶĚ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐǁŝƐŚůŝƐƚǁŚŝĐŚǁĞĨƵůĮůůĞĚ͘dŚĞĐŚĂƌŝƟĞƐ ǁĞƌĞĂůůĐŚŽƐĞŶďǇƚŚĞŵĞĚŝĂĂŶĚĐĞůĞďƌŝƟĞƐƚĂŬŝŶŐ part,” explains Helen.
IF readers would like to help Growing Champions, they can assist in the following ways: provide a van for transport, football ĐŽĂĐŚŝŶŐ͕ƌĞĂĚŝŶŐĂƐƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞ͕ĂĚŵŝŶŝƐƚƌĂƟŽŶƐĞƌǀŝĐĞƐ͕ĂƌƚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů͕ĐĂŵĞƌĂƐĂŶĚƉƌŝŶƚĂƐƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞ͕ĨŽŽĚĂŶĚƐƉŽƌƚƐĚƌŝŶŬƐ͕ ĨŽŽƚďĂůůĞƋƵŝƉŵĞŶƚĂŶĚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌƐĨŽƌĞĚƵĐĂƟŽŶĂůƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ͘&ŽƌŵŽƌĞĚĞƚĂŝůƐĞͲŵĂŝůƐĂŵΛŐƌŽǁŝŶŐĐŚĂŵƉŝŽŶƐ͘ĐŽ͘ǌĂŽƌĐĂůůϬϴϮϴϬϯϯϴϲϲ͘
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HE front door shut behind my husband, George, and I was immediately relieved to have the house to myself. We’d been married 15 years and recently separated, but George had insisted we stay put until the market improved and we could sell our house without losing too much money. George was a high school teacher and used to be so much fun. But after hitting his 40s he’d become lazy, moody and unbearable to live with. He complained about everything: work, the weather, the price of beer… He’d put on weight, and despite my attempts to get him to spruce himself up, he’d never bothered. I’d moved into our spare room and now we hardly spoke. I visited friends to avoid him. But, lately, George had started spending nights away from home. And soon I noticed something else. ‘Are you wearing cologne?’ I asked him one morning. He grumbled defencively, ‘Having drinks for someone’s birthday after work.’ Immediately, I knew the truth – my husband had met another woman. I was thrilled. Maybe he’d move into her place or they’d find a rental together. Either way, he’d be out of my hair. But I also knew what George was like. What if he messed it up? I thought. Over the following weeks, I gave him a helping hand. I ironed his shirts so he’d always have something nice to wear for his girlfriend. I left flyers for gyms on the kitchen counter. I even bought him a trendy new pair of jeans and told him I’d been given them from a friend who didn’t want them. George transformed. He joined a gym and got his hair cut regularly. Walking into the bathroom each day, I breathed in the scent of his Calvin Klein aftershave. He even started cooking healthy meals and one evening he
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offered to cook for me! As we chatted over dinner, I realised how much I liked George when he wasn’t miserable. I also began to appreciate all over again that he wasn’t bad looking. When I went on a blind date my friend had set up, I found my thoughts wandering to George, wondering what he was up to. Suddenly, I conjured an image of him with his new girlfriend. Jealousy hit me like a bolt from the blue. Oh my goodness, I thought, I’m still in love with him! I knew I had to act fast. George was still my husband. He’d liked me once; surely I could win him back? I focused on getting myself into shape. I started using the exercise DVDs that had been gathering dust next to our TV. And I made an effort to ask George about his day and spent evenings at home trying to impress him. One night, we were laughing and chatting in the kitchen when George’s phone beeped. ‘I forgot I was supposed to be meeting someone,’ George apologised, before heading for the door. ‘See you tomorrow.’ Then he left. I was gutted; I’d lost him. But the next day, he sat me down: ‘Would you like to go on a date with me?’ he asked. ‘I’d love to,’ I replied. We went to the movies and it felt like our first date when George kissed me at the end. ‘Let’s give things another go,’ he said, smiling. I realised he must have dumped his new lady and I was thrilled to have my man back. George has never come clean about his affair, and I’ll never tell him I knew – that would mean having to admit I helped it along! It’s our little secret that saved our marriage.”
‘THE image filled me with horror. I had to act quickly.’ – Penny, 48
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Y niece Mary, 18, had long flowing blonde locks, big blue eyes and a figure that all the other girls her age envied. As she slipped into her skinny jeans and crop top for a night out, she looked gorgeous and she knew it. ‘I’m going to turn heads tonight,’ she said, checking herself out in the mirror. Mary had been living with me for a few years she’d been a wild teen, staying out late and drinking. Her mom, my sister Kate, had multiple sclerosis and simply couldn’t handle her anymore. I thought I’d whip Mary into shape with my sharp tongue but I quickly realised nothing I did got through to her. She thought the world revolved around her. ‘There’s more to life than looks,’ I signed. No-one else in our family had been blessed with the genetics she had. We were all large people, but we were all nice, and looked out for each other. Whereas Mary, quite frankly, was horrible. A few weeks later, Mary was a home when she got an SMS. A guy she’d met was asking her on a date. ‘Are you going to go?’ I asked. She shook her head. ‘No way,’ she said, sniggering, ‘He’s not cute enough for me.’ I saw red. Life was about more than just
appearance. Mary needed to be taught a lesson. That night when I was making her favorite dinner, spaghetti bolognaise, I fried the mince in lashings of oil and added cream to the sauce. I even basted the pasta in heaps of butter. She was always really conscious of what she ate and would be horrified is she knew how many calories were in her dinner. That will fatten her up nicely, I thought. ‘This tastes delicious,’ Mary said later, completely unaware. I did feel bad but I was doing this for her own good. Over the next week I made sure all her meals were laden with hidden calories. I swapped our skim milk for full fat and poured butter and cream into every dish. It didn’t take long for the weight to start stacking on. ‘My jeans are too tight,’ Mary sobbed at me one night. ‘Don’t worry about it,’ I said. ‘We all put on weight sometimes.’ Then I handed her a bar of chocolate. ‘Eat this,’ I said. ‘It’ll make you feel better.’ Completely distressed, Mary gobbled it up. Within a matter of months she’d grown considerably larger and had stopped going out. Her tight wardrobe was now gathering dust and her ego was completely deflated. ‘I don’t understand it,’ she’d say. ‘I always eat so well.’ ‘It’s just our genes,’ I said. Mary was the reason for her ight gain and I can never r the truth. Sometimes I bad, but I did it for her n good. She’s slimmed k down now, but it ght her a lesson. She ded to be brought n a peg or two.”
‘SHE needed to be taught a lesson.’ – Susie, 46
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cary ‘I GUESS yo story. You do ’t.. h r all much more g . – oa ALT DISNEY long ago cornered the market when it comes to retelling classic fairy tales. The studio started with Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs, back in 1937 – which was also its first full-length feature. Snow White’s flight through the woods has scared generations of kids, but the fright factor has been low in Disney’s subsequent offerings. It’s also moved far away from the gory originals. In the much-loved The Little Mermaid (1989), for example, Ariel trades her sweet singing voice for legs – in the Hans Christian Andersen version from 1837, she gives up her tongue. Worse, each step causes excruciating pains to shoot through her legs. Worse still, the prince goes and chooses another woman! Ariel’s mermaid sisters give her a dagger to kill the prince and save herself, but she can’t bring herself to do it. Instead, she lets herself dissolve into sea foam. But let us not blame Disney for watering down fairy tales. That had started long before Walt drew his first mouse. Academics continue to debate the subject, but it’s likely ‘fairy tales’ are so-
Cinderella EVEN in thee version we know know, w Cindere Cinderella e lla’ss ugly sisters are p pretty retty darn nasty to her. But in the Brothers Grimm’s Cinderella, they’re responsible for their own comeuppance in a delightfully apt way. When the prince and his courtiers come round with the glass slipper Cinderella left behind at the ball the night before, Anastasia and Drizella really want to make sure it fits. So both cut off their toes and heels. Needless to say, all the blood gives the game away, and the prince recognises the real Cinderella. The ugly sisters then have their eyes pecked out by a flock of birds. Not quite happily ever after.
called because, strictly speaking, ‘fairie’ is deemed the ‘home of supernatural or legendary creatures’. This is why talking animals and the presence of magic seem to be more common in the fairy tale than fairies themselves, notes folklorist Stith Thompson. Whatever the case, it’s likely ‘fairy tales’ were being told and dramatically enacted around the world, from Ancient Rome to India and China for centuries before they were written down. Along the way they inspired many a loftier offering. Now all but forgotten, the tale of Capo’-Rushes has a rich man asking each of his three daughters how much they love him. “As much as life,” replies the first. “As much as the world,” says the second. “As much as meat needs salt,” says the third, meaning everything would lack flavour were her father not around. But he misinterprets her response and banishes her, then comes to regret his decision, turning mad as he gradually realises the wisdom of her response. If this sounds familiar, it’s because Shakespeare borrowed elements for King Lear.
The Frog Prince
AS for The Frog Prince – forget that chaste kiss! The Brothers Grimm didn’t always tone down the old tales they collected. In their retelling, the slimy frog ignores the princess’ rejection – and ends up on top of her in her bed. Disgusted, she throws the frog against the wall – and it’s this violent action that turns the amphibian into a prince.
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IT was only in the 19th century that fairy tales came to be seen as exclusively for children. And the watering down began. In The Story Of Jack Spriggins And The Enchanted Bean, published in 1734, Jack climbs the beanstalk and sneaks into a castle. It’s owned by a giant called Gogmagog. When the giant returns home, he senses Jack’s presence. But his wife protects Jack, telling her husband he is mistaken and hasn’t ‘smelt the blood of an Englishman’. Jack then steals a bag of gold coins and escapes down the beanstalk. He returns twice more, to steal the goose that lays golden eggs, then a harp that plays by itself. When the latter wakes the giant, he chases Jack down the beanstalk. But Jack cuts down the beanstalk, causing Gogmagog to fall to his death. In other words, we have here a young tearaway who betrays a man’s wife after gaining her sympathy, then steals from her and kills her husband. In The History Of Jack And The Bean Stalk, published in 1807, Benjamin Tabart makes Jack more sympathetic by turning the giant into a villain who has killed Jack’s father. In this way Jack’s actions are justified as retribution. We mentioned King Lear – interestingly, the giant’s cry, “Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman,” also appears in the play as ‘Fie, foh, and fum, I smell the blood of a British man’.
Little Red Riding Hood GERMAN folklorists Jacob and Wilhelm, the Brothers Grimm, meanwhile, changed the end in their retelling of Little Red Riding Hood by having a hunt sman save the day. In earlier versions, such as the one publ ished in 1697 by Charles Perrault, the wolf tears apar t the grandmother and feeds her guts to the girl. Next, he demands Little Red Riding Hood strip naked. She obeys, and joins him in bed. Afterwards, the wolf eats her alive. The end.
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SSNOW WHITE may be based on fact. A According to German historian Eckhard S Sander, the real Snow White was noblewoman n Margarete von Waldeck from 16th century Bavaria, who fell in love w a prince who later became Philip II of with Spain. S Margarete’s father and stepmother d disapproved of the relationship, as they found it politically unpalatable. But Margarete M conveniently died at the age of 2 – and many believed she was poisoned. 21 A for those lovable dwarfs, the Von As Waldeck W family supposedly ran a copper m where they employed young children. mine M Many were severely deformed as a result a mockingly referred to as ‘Dwarfs’. and
Hansel And Gretel STARRING Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) works a nice twist on the old fairy tale. Which, in turn, has come down to us largely intact. That is, a cruel stepmother convinces her husband the only way to avoid starvation is to abandon their children. The siblings learn of the plot and escape into the woods. Soon thereafter, a witch kidnaps the pair with plans to fatten them up to eat. What’s interesting is that Hansel And Gretel doesn’t stray too far from the reality of the Great Famine of 1315 – 1317. Starvation and disease spread across Europe during this time, resulting in crime, mass death – and cannibalism. In addition, many famished parents were forced to abandon their own children if they wanted to avoid starving to death.
Sleeping Beaut y SLEEPING BEAUTY is based on Sun, Moon, And Talis, published by Italian poet Giambattista Basile in 1634. In his version, a sliver of flax lodges under Talia’s nail, causing her to collapse and appear dead. Unable to bear the thought of burying her, Talia’s father lays her on one of the many beds in his large mansion. Following his hunting falcon into the lord’s home, a king discovers the sleeping beauty. When he’s unable to wake Talia, he rapes her – more than once. Still comatose, Talia gives birth to two children. One sucks the flax from her finger, rousing her from her magic slumber. The king who raped her has since married. When his new wife hears of Talia’s existence she decides to slaughter the children, cook them and serve them to the king. Her cook reluctantly agrees, then swaps the children for lamb. When the king learns of his wife’s perfidy, he burns her alive so he can be with Talia. The cook who saved the children is promoted. Also the end.
HOLMES T’S not everyday that a fanboy’s dream comes true in the form of a set visit to one of the greatest TV shows of modern times. So when this one did – an exclusive invite for people magazine to the set of Season Four of Sherlock, courtesy of the BBC – you can imagine he didn’t need to be asked twice. Of course, as strange as it may seem to those like me who have been gripped by three seasons, nine episodes, 13 and a half glorious hours of caustic wit and intrigue and, of course, let’s not forget a wonderful Victorian special, not everyone is aware of this TV gem, the brainchild of Steven Moffat (of Dr Who fame) and Mark Gatiss, which played a major part in the rise to A-list status of a
I HEART IS A FANBOY muses on his trip to Baker Street.
BY MATTHEW HOLLAND
Sherlock Season Four premiered on January 6, 2017 on BBC Firs t.
certain Benedict Cumberbatch. So before I begin my account, I supposed provide a bit of background to what it is that those who have not yet been Sherlocked are missing. Sparked by an encounter on a train, in which TV writers Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss discovered in one another a shared love for the famous Baker Street sleuth, Sherlock, starring Benedict as the titular character and Martin Freeman as his dutiful sidekick Dr John Watson, has since swollen to immense proportions, with the finale of Season Three generating 10 000 tweets a minute, and its first episode, The Empty Hearse, accumulating a viewership of 12.7-million in the UK alone within the first week of its premiere. When asked what it is about the show exactly that appeals to so many people, Steven and Mark are quick to modestly give much of the credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, deferring to the greatness of the source material itself. But this is hardly the first time the master of deduction has come to life on the screen, and yet, for all the others’ benefits of Doyle’s
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would certainly come to the fore during the Season One only) – and so I remind you that established genius, Sherlock has somehow interviews, which were scheduled to take place when the opportunity arose for a gone one step (more probably a few) before the trip to the Sherlock set. certain person to visit the set of further. Basil Rathbone has of The interviews were held in one of the the upcoming fourth season, course become the accepted conference rooms of the Radison Grafton said certain person jumped face of Holmes’ cinematic hotel in London, dominated by a large, at it. manifestation, and loathe regal table around which were several Of course it wasn’t just a though I am to take away placings set up for the other members of the set visit that the BBC had from the achievement of cosmopolitan press assembly that had been so very kindly invited me a fellow South Africaninvited – about 11, including myself – as well to; there were also to be born, I feel even his classic as for the stars themselves, of course. Almost roundtable interviews with celluloid offerings miss intimidatingly formal and intimate, the stars themselves, that certain magnetism that the room echoed the tone which for me, as seems to have come with of the boardroom from you can imagine, the Cumberbatch offerings. Amanda The Apprentice, though was something Perhaps, being a child of the Abbington mercifully there was no akin to Christmas ’80s, I’ve become so accustomed to risk of running into a coming early. I say early the refinement of production that’s taken deranged orang-utan; we because this happened a place as technology and filming techniques were set to meet more good few months ago: June evolve, that I’ve lost the ability to look past the worthwhile faces. A short of 2016 – and on the 12th monochrome and the tininess of the classics while later the cast made of that month, as I made and appreciate them in spite of these its appearance, one or my way across characteristics – or, indeed, even two at a time for separate the skies from because of them. Yet we’ve 10-minute discussions – first Johannesburg seen Robert Downey Jr take Martin, then the man himself, to Britain’s a stroll down Baker Street Mark Gatiss Benedict, followed by the creators capital, when I with all the advantage of Steven and Mark (the latter of whom also wasn’t thinking about the modern slickness, and plays Sherlock’s brother, Mycroft); they were novelty of the situation, I while his, under Guy followed by Rupert Graves and Louise Brealy wondered what secrets I Ritchie’s guidance, was – whom fans will recognise as Holmes’ firstmight possibly learn – more certainly an entertaining rate ally (if not quite first-rate inspector) Greg specifically the fate of one adventure, it’s not really Lestrade, and the poor love-struck Jim Moriarty, a name to be considered on par Molly Hooper – and finally which should be with that of Benedict’s, Amanda Abbington, who familiar to even which is more understated and Andrew Scott plays John’s wife, Mary, those of most yet makes more of a mark; and and, interestingly enough, limited acquaintance manages to effectively take advantage is also Martin’s real life with Holmesian lore. Those of the innate humour of Holmes’ eccentricities, partner. Sadly absent who have been following the without coating the whole production with the – Andrew Scott, which series will remember that at feel of your standard Hollywood comical caper perhaps should have the end of Season Two – tongues planted firmly in cheeks. been the basis for a Holmes’ nemesis, I’m disinclined, also, to attribute deduction of my own that played by Sherlock’s inimitable appeal to the in terms of Season Four plot Andrew novelty of a modern setting. details, the guys were keeping Scott – whose Anyone who’s seen the Steven mum… memorable Christmas special can tell Moffat …A fact established almost performance has you (and here I am doing immediately as Martin came into the room. now made psycho the so) that Gatiss and Moffat’s Very cordial, he sat down, said his hellos and new sexy – took a blow, creation doesn’t get lost in waited patiently for someone to ask the first shall we say, from which the crowd of other Sherlock question. It seemed that, like me, the other there is seemingly almost cinematic manifestations writers weren’t quite sure how to begin zero chance of recovery. with the removal of things – doubtless we were all somewhat Yet, as the mid-credit clip cellphones and cars, and the star struck (or perhaps that was just me); but of the Season Three finale employment of Conan Doyle’s Rupert eventually the subject of what to expect was suggested, a ‘recovery’ of sorts original setting of Victorian London. Graves broached. Martin, knowing full well what was may very well have happened. So In any case, nothing demonstrates the on everyone’s mind, taunted us a bit with a there was that to ponder, among many other impotence of simply modernising a period prolonged ‘Mmmmm’ sound that, instead of pressing questions pertaining to Season Four. work quite so effectively as the rather awkward ending in ‘-oriarty’, morphed into ‘Mary’, after Which other villains from Conan Doyle’s stories efforts of CBS’ Elementary, another updated which he informed those gathered that Mary were set to make a debut? Any shocking deaths Holmes adaptation, which was bold enough and John have their baby in Season Four. Hardly to anticipate? What of the Charles Augustus to take to the stage on the heels of its British a spoiler. Mary’s pregnancy was something Magnuson debacle – were we in for any rival, but nowhere nearly beautiful enough to long-since established in Season Three. But aftershocks from that particularly harrowing come across as anything more than a weak spoiler or no, that we about the sum of what climax, or had the apparent reappearance of rendition of a performance already mastered – was to be ‘learned’ about what was in store. a Westwood-wearing maniac permanently my affinity for the strapping Johnny Lee Miller Literally nothing else was given, nothing else reorganised priorities? Given that this recount notwithstanding. was hinted at, neither by Martin nor any of would be subjected to what would eventually What it all boils down to is that Sherlock is in the others who came in after his allotted was turn out to be a six-month embargo, one might league with the greats of today’s TV – your up – with the exception of perhaps Steven reasonably expect a few tantalising titbits Game Of Thrones, your True Detective (albeit
Preparing to make it rain on Baker Street
Moffat, who did intimate that this was in any case the darkest of the seasons, with a few of the crew apparently a bit teary-eyed at the developments made. If I were a betting man (I’m not) I’d wager a major death was in store – and I have a theory. Those familiar with Conan Doyle’s original stories may come to similar conjecture… But that aside, with probing questions clearly in vain, topics were resigned to the standard same-old, same-hold for press junkets of these kinds: queries about what preparations for roles were like this time as opposed to the first season, queries about how the actors felt their characters had developed, queries which touched upon the actors’ personal lives and how this compared to the lives of the people
they play in the series – you get filming witnessed was the idea; nothing irrelevant obviously that of an or silly, but not exactly the establishing shot kind of information a fan – glimpses of the boy looks out for – at deducing detective least not this fan boy. were caught What was fascinating, occasionally, however, was seeing much to the just how differently delight of the the actors were out cheering crowd of character. “Uh… (yes, and me), Duh!” you say, “They’re as he stepped actors. The clue is in the into view now and name.” This is true, but again to consult with Sherlock in his iconic deerstalker also a matter of academic members of the crew knowledge. It’s one thing ‘knowing’ in preparations for the that an actor has a separate personality scenes he would be involved in. from that of his character, and actually seeing Keep your eyes peeled though for a sequence that personality play out from a visage from featuring a twilit Baker Street pouring with rain. which you’ve become so accustomed to seeing Of course, I have no clue as to which episode something completely different. Louise Brealy it will feature in (if it’s featured at all – that for instance, once met, will have fans asking cutting floor can be a fickle thing,) but if you “Molly Hoo-now?” If, like me, you felt your see it, that’s the scene I was present at. And heart shatter in Season Two’s Christmas giftI didn’t get a drop of rain on me! Believe it or giving scene, when Sherlock unintentionally not, the magicians of show business don’t just humiliates Molly by giving a wait around for the heavens to open – they step-by-step deduction in front of make their own rain (I know, right? Amazing!) everyone present showing how with the help of a few giant tripod-type things he knows one of the gifts she is that project torrents into the air. So remember carrying is for someone she’s in that too when you happen to catch the scene… love with, before finally realising Because you will be watching. Of course you that the gift is addressed to him – will. As far as I’m concerned there are only take some comfort from that fact three types of people in the world – those who the Louise appears to be a far cry have watched Sherlock, those who are going to, from that vulnerable soul. Feisty and those who are going to again. and with sass to spare, she gives the impression that had she been A very portly herself in the aforementioned Mycroft Holmes ͵ as scene, Sherlock would have been originally told exactly what he could do with described by his gift. Conan Doyle As for Sherlock himself, his is perhaps the most remarkable difference, probably in part because of the fact that an antisocial genius is not something Benedict has played only in Sherlock. Those who have seen Star Trek Into Darkness and The Fifth Estate will know full well that ‘cold, brutal intelligence’ is something Benedict excels at. So an engaging, warm and friendly guy, sans cloak (in fact I couldn’t shake off the impression that he was in gym clothes) and causticity, was really rather somewhat of a shock; the master of disguise had achieved his most interesting appearance yet: it looked like Sherlock, it sounded like Sherlock – yet Sherlock this certainly was not. At least not at that point, though that was scheduled to change quite soon. Because after the interviews, the visit to the set took place, where I bore witness to a bit of actual, reallife, no-foolzies filming – and I have the pics to prove it! The trip was to the Baker Street set (which, you may be surprised to learn, is not actually the London Baker Street) where the iconic door of 221B was in plain view, and the pavements were thronging with crowds of Molly Hooper during a excited fans who were keen to watch. Though very awkward gift-giving scnene no actual interaction scenes were caught – the
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Geordie Shore Set Secrets
E’RE completely obsessed with Geordie Shore. The show has just finished its incredible 13th season and the cast will be shooting the 14th season of the show shortly. Sure, the show follows a recipe which hasn’t changed and cast members have come c and gone, but its light-hearted fun which many live crazy lives vicario ously through the cast members. This week, we’ve dug up some set secrets which you y may not have known about.
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The Real Housewives of Heavy, Thursdays at Atlanta, Thursdays at 20h10 20h50 on TLC d,/^ ƐŚŽǁ ŐŝǀĞƐ on FOX Life ƵƐ ĂŶ ŝŶƐŝĚĞ d, ĐƌĂǌǇ Real Housewives Of Atlanta ďƵŶĐŚ ĂƌĞ ďĂĐŬ ĨŽƌ ĂŶ ĞǆĐŝƟŶŐ ŶĞǁ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ĂŶĚ͕ ŵƵĐŚ ůŝŬĞ ĞǀĞƌǇ ǁĞĞŬ͕ ƚŚŝƐ ǁĞĞŬ͛Ɛ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ŝƐ ĮůůĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǁŚŽůĞ ůŽƚ ŽĨ ĚƌĂŵĂ͊
&ŽůůŽǁ ƵƐ ŽŶ ƚǁŝƩĞƌ͘ĐŽŵͬƉĞŽƉůĞͺƐĂ
ůŽŽŬ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ůŝǀĞƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůǇ ŽďĞƐĞ͘ &ƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ weight gain to ƚŚĞŝƌ ŚĂďŝƚƐ ƚŽ ĮŶĚŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŚĞǇ ĐĂŶ ĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ďĞƩĞƌ͕ this show showcases the ĞŶƟƌĞ ũŽƵƌŶĞǇ͘
Mariah’s World, Sundays at 20h00 on E! ^,͛^ƚŚĞďŝŐŐĞƐƚĚŝǀĂŽĨƚŚĞŵĂůůĂŶĚDĂƌŝĂŚĂƌĞǇŐŝǀĞƐƵƐ ĂŶŝŶƐŝĚĞůŽŽŬĂƚŚĞƌĨĂďƵůŽƵƐůŝĨĞĂƐƐŚĞŽƉĞŶƐƵƉĂďŽƵƚŚĞƌ ĞŶŐĂŐĞŵĞŶƚ͕ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĂŶĚďĞŝŶŐĨĂďƵůŽƵƐ͘
Entertainment people͛ƐŐƵŝĚĞƚŽds͛Ɛ ďĞƐƚƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞƐŽĨ the week... DAVID BADDIEL ON THE SILK ROAD d, ƉŽƉƵůĂƌĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶDavid Baddiel ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ƐĞƌŝĞƐ͕David Baddiel On The Silk Road͕ ĂƐŚĞĞŵďĂƌŬƐŽŶĂŶ ĂĚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞ ŽĨ Ă ůŝĨĞƚŝŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĐŽǀĞƌƐ Ă ƐĞƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞ ůŽĐĂƚŝŽŶƐ͕ ŵǇƐƚĞƌŝĞƐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝĚĚĞŶ ŐĞŵƐ͘ Catch David Baddiel On The Silk Road Mondays at 16h50 on Discovery Family.
BY PEARL MPHUTHI
January 19 – 25
PICKS &ŽƌDŽƌĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚEĞǁƐ'ŽdŽ www.peoplemagazine.co.za
Promzillas Swing Time WE all know DĂƚƌŝĐ ĚĂŶĐĞƐ people ĂƌĞ Ă ďŝŐ ƐĞĂƌĐŚĞƐƚŚĞ ĚĞĂů͕ ďƵƚ ŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ͕ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĂƌĞ ƚĂŬĞŶ ƚŽ an insane ǁŽƌůĚƚŽ ůĞǀĞů͘ ďƌŝŶŐǇŽƵ dŚŝƐ ƐŚŽǁ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĐƌĂǌĞŶĞǁŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŝŐŚ ƉƌŽŵ͕ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŚĂŝƌƐƉƌĂǇ͕ ŚĞůŝĐŽƉƚĞƌ ƚŚĞŚŽƩĞƐƚ ƐĐŚŽŽů ĞŶƚƌĂŶĐĞƐ ĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉ ĚƌĞƐƐĞƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŐŽ ǁŝƚŚ highlights of ŝƚ͘ /Ŷ ĞĂĐŚ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ͕ ƚǁŽ ƚĞĞŶƐ ĂƌĞ ŐŝǀĞŶ ƚŚĞ ĨĂŝƌǇ ƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚ ďǇ dŚĞ WƌŽŵ ^ƋƵĂĚ͕ ǁŚŽ the week. ŐŽĚŵŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŝůů ŚĞůƉ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ƚƌĂŶƐĨŽƌŵ ƚŚĞ ŐŝƌůƐ ŝŶƚŽ
ďĞůůĞƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ďĂůů͘ DĂŬĞ ƐƵƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƚŽ ŵŝƐƐ ƚŚĞ ĨƵŶ͊ Catch Promzillas, January 19, 2017 at 20h55 on TLC.
>/E'>z ĞŶĞƌŐĞƚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ĚĞĞƉůǇ ŚƵŵĂŶ͕ Swing Time is a ƐƚŽƌǇĂďŽƵƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĂŶĚŵƵƐŝĐ ĂŶĚƚƌƵĞŝĚĞŶƚŝƚǇ͕ŚŽǁƚŚĞǇƐŚĂƉĞ ƵƐĂŶĚŚŽǁǁĞĐĂŶƐƵƌǀŝǀĞƚŚĞŵ͘ DŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶŽƌƚŚͲǁĞƐƚ>ŽŶĚŽŶ ƚŽtĞƐƚĨƌŝĐĂ͕ŝƚŝƐĂŶĞǆƵďĞƌĂŶƚ ĚĂŶĐĞƚŽƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐŽĨƚŝŵĞ͘ dǁŽďůĂĐŬŐŝƌůƐĚƌĞĂŵŽĨďĞŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐĞƌƐ͵ďƵƚŽŶůǇŽŶĞ͕dƌĂĐĞǇ͕ ŚĂƐƚĂůĞŶƚ͘dŚĞŽƚŚĞƌŚĂƐŝĚĞĂƐ͗ ĂďŽƵƚƌŚǇƚŚŵĂŶĚƚŝŵĞ͕ĂďŽƵƚ ďůĂĐŬďŽĚŝĞƐĂŶĚďůĂĐŬŵƵƐŝĐ͕ǁŚĂƚĐŽŶƐƚŝƚƵƚĞƐĂƚƌŝďĞ͕ ŽƌŵĂŬĞƐĂƉĞƌƐŽŶƚƌƵůǇĨƌĞĞ͘/ƚ͛ƐĂĐůŽƐĞďƵƚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ĐŚŝůĚŚŽŽĚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƚŚĂƚĞŶĚƐĂďƌƵƉƚůǇŝŶƚŚĞŝƌĞĂƌůǇϮϬƐ͕ ŶĞǀĞƌƚŽďĞƌĞǀŝƐŝƚĞĚ͕ďƵƚŶĞǀĞƌƋƵŝƚĞĨŽƌŐŽƚƚĞŶ͕ĞŝƚŚĞƌ͘͘͘ Swing Time is available from Exclusive Books.
Raising Asia d,/^ƌĞĂůŝƚǇƐŚŽǁ ĐĞŶƚƌĞƐŽŶǇŽƵŶŐ ĚĂŶĐĞƌAsia Monet Ray͕ǁŚŽĨŝƌƐƚ ŵĂĚĞŚĞƌĚĞďƵƚŽŶ Dance Moms. Each ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚĂŬĞƐƵƐ ŽŶĂũŽƵƌŶĞǇŽĨŚĞƌ life. Catch Raising Asia, Tuesdays at 17h55 on Lifetime.
Manhattan SETĂŐĂŝŶƐƚƚŚĞďĂĐŬĚƌŽƉŽĨƚŚĞŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽďƵŝůĚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ͛ƐĨŝƌƐƚĂƚŽŵŝĐďŽŵď͕ ManhattanĨŽůůŽǁƐƚŚĞďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚďƵƚ ĨůĂǁĞĚƐĐŝĞŶƚŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌĨĂŵŝůŝĞƐĂƐ ƚŚĞǇĂƚƚĞŵƉƚƚŽĐŽĞǆŝƐƚŝŶĂǁŽƌůĚǁŚĞƌĞ ƐĞĐƌĞƚƐĂŶĚůŝĞƐŝŶĨŝůƚƌĂƚĞĞǀĞƌǇĂƐƉĞĐƚŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌůŝǀĞƐ͘Catch Manhattan, Fridays at 20h00 on M-Net Edge.
Gino’s Hidden Italy /^,zGino D’Acampo takes us on a ũŽƵƌŶĞǇĂƌŽƵŶĚ/ƚĂůǇƚĂŬŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞǀŝďƌĂŶƚ ĐƵůƚƵƌĞĂŶĚůĂƌŐĞƌͲƚŚĂŶͲůŝĨĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ͕ ǁŚŝůĞƐĂŵƉůŝŶŐĂŶĚĐŽŽŬŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝǀĞƌƐĞ local cuisines. Catch Gino’s Hidden Italy, Mondays at 20h00 on ITV Choice.
Sleeping With The Family SLEEPING WITH THE FAMILYĚĞůǀĞƐŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĂůĚŝůĞŵŵĂŽĨĚĂƚŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ǁŚĞŶǇŽƵƌƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĚŝƐĂƉƉƌŽǀĞ͘/ŶĞĂĐŚ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ͕ĂǇŽƵŶŐĐŽƵƉůĞĂŐƌĞĞƐƚŽůŝǀĞ ǁŝƚŚŽŶĞƐĞƚŽĨŝŶͲůĂǁƐĂŶĚĂďŝĚĞďǇƚŚĞŝƌ ƌƵůĞƐĨŽƌŽŶĞǁĞĞŬ͘Catch Sleeping With The Family Tuesdays at 17h25 on MTV.
Are We There Yet? ^ŽŶŚŝƚĨŝůŵAre We There Yet? this follows the antics of two families ǁŚŽŵƵƐƚĂĚũƵƐƚǁŚĞŶƚŚĞǇ͛ƌĞĨŽƌĐĞĚƚŽ become one. Catch Are We There Yet? Tuesdays at 17h45 on BET.
Tamar & Vince d,/^ƐƉŝŶͲŽĨĨŽĨBraxton Family Values ĐŚƌŽŶŝĐůĞƐƚŚĞůŝǀĞƐŽĨƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƐĞŶƐĂƚŝŽŶ Tamar BraxtonĂŶĚŚĞƌůŽǀŝŶŐĨĂŵŝůǇ͘ Catch Tamar & Vince, Tuesdays at 19h30 on Vuzu.
Botched: Most Outrageous Before & Afters A KhEdKtEŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŽƵƚƌĂŐĞŽƵƐ ͚ďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚĂĨƚĞƌ͛ŵŽŵĞŶƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞ ƌĞĂůŝƚǇƐŚŽǁBotched. Catch Botched: Most Outrageous Before & Afters, Sundays at 22h55 on E! Entertainment.
Livin’ Lozada d<ĂŐĂŶĚĞƌĂƚƚŚĞĨůĂƐŚǇůŝĨĞŽĨĨŽƌŵĞƌ Basketball WivesƐƚĂƌEvelyn Lozada as ƐŚĞŐĞƚƐŚĞƌŽǁŶƐŚŽǁ͕ƐŚŽǁĐĂƐŝŶŐŚĞƌ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂŶĚƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůůŝǀĞƐ͕ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚŚĞƌĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌ͕ŵŽĚĞů^ŚĂŶŝĞĐĞ ,ĂŝƌƐƚŽŶ͘Catch Livin’ Lozada, Mondays at 19h00 on Vuzu Amp.
The Meddler dtKŽĨŽƵƌĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ,ŽůůǇǁŽŽĚ ůĂĚŝĞƐũŽŝŶĨŽƌĐĞƐŝŶƚŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĨĞůƚ ĚƌĂŵĂƚŚĂƚŵŽƐƚŵŽƚŚĞƌƐĂŶĚ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌƐĐĂŶƌĞůĂƚĞƚŽ͘DĂƌŶŝĞ ;Susan SarandonͿ͕ĂůŽŶĞůǇĂŶĚ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌŽŬĞŶǁŝĚŽǁ͕ŵŽǀĞƐ ĂĐƌŽƐƐŵĞƌŝĐĂĨƌŽŵEĞǁzŽƌŬ ŝƚǇƚŽ>ŽƐŶŐĞůĞƐƚŽďĞĐůŽƐĞƌ ƚŽŚĞƌĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌ͕>Žƌŝ;Rose ByrneͿ͕ĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨ ŚĞƌŚƵƐďĂŶĚ͘ZĞůŽĐĂƚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞ ŚŽƉĞŽĨƐƚĂƌƚŝŶŐĂďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ĐŚĂƉƚĞƌ͕ƐŚĞďĞŐŝŶƐŝŶƚĞƌĨĞƌŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ>Žƌŝ͛ƐůŝĨĞ͕ŽŶůǇƚŽŵĞĞƚĂ ŶƵŵďĞƌŽĨƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂƌĞŝŶ ŶĞĞĚŽĨŚĞƌƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐŬŝůůƐĞƚ͘The Meddler is available from DVD retailers nationwide.
Celebrity Style Story CELEBRITY STYLE STORYƚĞůůƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌǇ ŽĨŽŶĞĐĞůĞďƌŝƚǇ͛ƐƐƚǇůĞĞǀŽůƵƚŝŽŶƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞŝƌƵŶĨŽƌŐĞƚƚĂďůĞŚĂŝƌ͕ŵĂŬĞͲƵƉĂŶĚ fashion choices. Catch Celebrity Style Story, Tuesdays at 14h30 on E!
Revenge Body With Khloé Kardashian
WdĨƌŽŵƚŚĞ ŶŽŶͲĨŝĐƚŝŽŶďŽŽŬA Long Way HomeďǇ ^ĂƌŽŽƌŝĞƌůĞǇ͕Lion is ĂďŽƵƚĂĨŝǀĞͲǇĞĂƌͲŽůĚ /ŶĚŝĂŶďŽǇǁŚŽ͕ĂĨƚĞƌ ĂǁƌŽŶŐƚƌĂŝŶƚĂŬĞƐ ŚŝŵƚŚŽƵƐĂŶĚƐŽĨŵŝůĞƐ ĂǁĂǇĨƌŽŵŚŽŵĞĂŶĚ ĨĂŵŝůǇ͕ƐƵƌǀŝǀĞƐŵĂŶǇ ĐŚĂůůĞŶŐĞƐďĞĨŽƌĞ ďĞŝŶŐĂĚŽƉƚĞĚďǇĂŶ ƵƐƚƌĂůŝĂŶĐŽƵƉůĞ͘dǁĞŶƚǇͲĨŝǀĞǇĞĂƌƐůĂƚĞƌ͕ĂƌŵĞĚ ǁŝƚŚŽŶůǇƚŚĞƐĐĂŶƚĞƐƚŽĨĐůƵĞƐ͕ŚĞůĞĂƌŶƐŽĨĂŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐǇĐĂůůĞĚ'ŽŽŐůĞĂƌƚŚ͕ĂŶĚƐĞƚƐŽƵƚƚŽĨŝŶĚŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚĨĂŵŝůǇ͘Starring Dev Patel, Lion releases January 20, 2017.
͊</<^ŽīϮϬϭϳǁŝƚŚĂǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞǁŚĞŶRevenge Body With Khloé KardashianƉƌĞŵŝĞƌĞƐŝŶ:ĂŶƵĂƌǇ͘/ŶĞĂĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞĞŝŐŚƚŽŶĞͲŚŽƵƌĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƐ͕ƉĂƌƟĐŝƉĂŶƚƐǁŝůůŐĞƚƚŚĞ ŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƚǇƚŽƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝŶƐŝĚĞŽƵƚ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŚĞůƉŽĨƚŚĞĨĂŵŽƵƐƌĞĂůŝƚǇƐƚĂƌĂŶĚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞ ďĞƐƚ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ĂŶĚ ŶƵƚƌŝƟŽŶ ĞǆƉĞƌƚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ͘ /ĨǇŽƵǁĂŶƚ ƚŽƐŚĂƉĞƵƉ͕ŵĂŬĞ ƐƵƌĞƚŽŐĞĂƌƵƉǁŝƚŚ Khloé Kardashian! Revenge Body WIth Khloé Kardashian premieres on January 23 at 20h00 on E!
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ARE YOU FEELIN ALRIGHT? &K>>Kt/E'ƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨŚŝƐƐŝŶŐůĞ Feelin AlrightĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐFally IpupaĂŶĚ Wyclef Jean͕CapsoŚĂƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂďƌĂŶĚ ŶĞǁǀŝĚĞŽĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶŐŽůĞƐĞ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůŝĐŽŶ͘^ŚŽƚŝŶĂƉĞdŽǁŶ͕ƚŚĞ ǀŝĚĞŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐďŽƚŚĂƌƚŝƐƚƐĞŶũŽǇŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐƵŵŵĞƌĂƐƚŚĞǇĞǆƉůŽƌĞƐŽŵĞŽĨ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞƉĂƌƚƐŽĨƚŚĞĐŝƚǇ͘ ĞŵŽĐƌĂƚŝĐZĞƉƵďůŝĐŽĨŽŶŐŽͲďŽƌŶĂŶĚ ^ŽƵƚŚĨƌŝĐĂŶͲƌĂŝƐĞĚĂƌƚŝƐƚCapso has ďĞĞŶƐƚĞĂĚŝůǇŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĂŵĞĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ďŽƚŚůŽĐĂůůǇĂŶĚĂďƌŽĂĚ͕ĂŶĚĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚWyclef Jean͕ŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞŶƚŚĂƐƐĞĞŶŚŝŵƐŚĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞǁŝƚŚ ^ĞŶĞŐĂůĞƐĞƐƵƉĞƌƐƚĂƌAkon. The video for Feelin Alright can be seen on YouTube.
CAPS O’S ĨĂƚŚĞƌ ŝƐ Ă ŵŝŶŝƐƚĞƌ͘
FUN FACT IDRIS was ĂǁĂƌĚĞĚ ƚŚĞK;KĸĐĞƌŽĨ ƚŚĞKƌĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵƉŝƌĞͿŝŶƚŚĞϮϬϭϲ YƵĞĞŶ͛ƐEĞǁzĞĂƌ ͛Ɛ ,ŽŶŽƵƌƐ>ŝƐƚ͘
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IDRIS AND KATE TAKE A BREAK THOROUGHLY MODERN LIZZY ^WKZd/E' Ă ďůĂĐŬ ĨůĞĞĐĞ ũĂĐŬĞƚ ĂŶĚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ĨŝĞƌĐĞ ͵ ŶŽ ƌĞĂůůǇ͕ ůŝƚĞƌĂůůǇ ĨŝĞƌĐĞ ͵ ϰϮͲǇĞĂƌͲŽůĚ Elizabeth Banks ǁĂƐ ƐƉŽƚƚĞĚ ĨŝůŵŝŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŚŝŐŚůǇ ĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚ ĐŽŵĞĚǇ ƐŚŽǁ Modern Family͘ ^ŚĞ ƉůĂǇƐ ƚŚĞ ĨůĂŵďŽǇĂŶƚ ^Ăů͕ ǁŚŽƐĞ ůŝĨĞ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƉƌĞƚƚǇ ŵƵĐŚ ŽŶĞ ďŝŐ ƉĂƌƚǇ ͵ although she seems ŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽĨ Ă ƉĂƌƚǇ ƉŽŽƉĞƌ ĂŶĚ ĐůĞĂƌůǇ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŚƌŽĞƐ ŽĨ Ă ŚŝƐƐǇ Ĩŝƚ͕ ŵƵĐŚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƐŵĂǇ ŽĨ Jesse Tyler Fergusson͛Ɛ DŝƚĐŚĞůů ĂŶĚ Eric Stonestreet͛Ɛ Ăŵ͘ tĞ ĐĂŶ͛ƚ ǁĂŝƚ ƚŽ ĨŝŶĚ ŽƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ďĞŚŝŶĚ ƚŚŝƐ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝƐ͊ Catch Modern Family, Wednesdays at 19h30 on M-Net.
HUNK Idris Elba ĂŶĚ,ŽůůǇǁŽŽĚĚĂƌůŝŶŐKate WinsletǁĞƌĞƐƉŽƚƚĞĚƚĂŬŝŶŐĂ ĐŽĨĨĞĞďƌĞĂŬďĞŚŝŶĚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐŵŽǀŝĞ͕The Mountain Between Us͘dŚĞŵŽǀŝĞŝƐĂŶĂĚĂƉƚĂƚŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞϮϬϭϭŶŽǀĞůŽĨƚŚĞƐĂŵĞŶĂŵĞďǇŚĂƌůĞƐ DĂƌƚŝŶ͕ĂŶĚĐĞŶƚƌĞƐĂƌŽƵŶĚƚǁŽŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƐ͵ĂƐƵƌŐĞŽŶĞŶWĂǇŶĞ;ƉůĂǇĞĚ ďǇIdrisͿĂŶĚĂŶĞŶŐĂŐĞĚǁŽŵĂŶ͕ƐŚůĞǇ<ŶŽǆ;ƉůĂǇĞĚďǇKateͿ͵ǁŚŽ͕ĂĨƚĞƌ ƐƵƌǀŝǀŝŶŐĂƉůĂŶĞĐƌĂƐŚŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƵŶƚĂŝŶƐ͕ĂƌĞĨŽƌĐĞĚƚŽƚƌƵƐƚĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌŝŶŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽĨŝŶĚƐĂĨĞƚǇŝŶƚŚĞǁŝůĚƐ͘/ƚŚĂƐŶ͛ƚďĞĞŶƌĞǀĞĂůĞĚǁŚĞŶƚŚĞŵŽǀŝĞǁŝůůŚŝƚŽƵƌďŝŐ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ͕ďƵƚǁĞ͛ƌĞĂƐƐƵŵŝŶŐĂŵŝĚͲƚŽͲůĂƚĞϮϬϭϳƌĞůĞĂƐĞ͘
CELEBS HAVING THEIR SAY ON TWITTER…
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͞dŚĞƌĞ ŝƐ ƚŝŵĞ ĨŽƌ ĞǀĞƌǇƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƚŝŵĞ ƚŽ ƚƌƵƐƚ ƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞƐƐ͕ƐŝƚďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĂƚĐŚŝƚĂůůŚĂƉƉĞŶ͘͟ ͵ Pallance Dladla
͞^ƚŽƉǁŽƌƌǇŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚǁŚŽĐůĂƉƐĨŽƌǇŽƵΘǁŚŽ ĚŽĞƐŶ͛ƚ͘<ĞĞƉŝƚŵŽǀŝŶŐ͘͟͵ Lerato Kganyago
͞/Ĩ/ĚŝĚŶ͛ƚůŽŽŬĂƚŵǇǁĂƚĐŚ͕/ǁŽƵůĚƚŚŝŶŬŝƚ͛Ɛ ĚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞĚĂǇ͘͟͵ DJ Bmoe
WE chat to musicians making ǁĂǀĞƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƐŝĐ ƐĐĞŶĞ͊ E ŝƐ ĂŶ ĂƌƟƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂƐ ĐŚĂŶŐĞĚ ƚŚĞ ůĂŶĚƐĐĂƉĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂů ŵƵƐŝĐ ƐĐĞŶĞ ďŽƚŚ ĂƐ Ă ƐŽůŽ ĂƌƟƐƚ ĂŶĚ with his group, Tumi And The Volume. ,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ ůŽĐĂů ƌĂƉƉĞƌ Tumi ŚĂƐ ƌĞĐĞŶƚůǇ ƵŶĚĞƌŐŽŶĞ Ă ƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŶŽǁ ŐŽĞƐ ďǇ ƚŚĞ ŶĂŵĞ Stogie T. EŽǁ͕ Stogie T ŚĂƐ ƚĞĂŵĞĚ ƵƉ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ͛Ɛ ŚŽƩĞƐƚ ĂĐƚƐ ĂƐ ŚĞ ĚƌŽƉƐ ŚŝƐ ĚĞďƵƚ ĂůďƵŵ ƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŶĂŵĞ͘ dŚŝƐ ǁĞĞŬ͕ ƚŚĞ ƌĂƉƉĞƌ ŽƉĞŶƐ ƵƉ ĂďŽƵƚ ŚŝƐ ƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶ͕ ŚŝƐ ŶĞǁ ƐŝŶŐůĞ Diamond Walk͕ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ďƌĂŶĚ new album.
BY EL BROIDE
You’ve recently changed your stage name from Tumi to Stogie T. What is it about that stage name that you identify with? / Ăŵ Ă ĐŝŐĂƌ ůŽǀĞƌ͘ ^ƚŽŐŝĞ ŝƐ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŶĂŵĞ ĨŽƌ Ă ĐŝŐĂƌ͘ /ƚ ŚĂƐ ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ƌĞƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ŵǇ ŐƌŽǁƚŚ͘ dŚĞ ůĞƩĞƌ ͚d͛ ĐŽŵĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ŵǇ ŶĂŵĞ͘
Kī dŚĞ Record tŝƚŚ͘͘͘
Why do you think reinvention is so important for an artist? / ƚŚŝŶŬ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂƌƟƐƚ ǇŽƵ ǁĂŶƚ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ͕ ďƵƚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĨĂůů ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ĂŶĚ ŐĞƚ ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐƌĞĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌĞǀĞƌ ůŝŶŬ ǇŽƵ ƚŽ ŝƚ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ ǇŽƵ ƚŽ ŵĂŬĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ͘
You’ve been in the music industry for a very long time. What is the greatest lesson the industry has taught you? dƌƵƐƚ ǇŽƵƌ ůĂŶĞ͘ /ƚ ŵĂǇ ďĞ ǀĞƌǇ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ŐŽ ŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ĞǆƉůŽƌĞ ŽƚŚĞƌ ĂǀĞŶƵĞƐ ďƵƚ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ďĞƩĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ Ăƚ ŽŶĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ĂǀĞƌĂŐĞ Ăƚ ŵĂŶǇ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ͘
Your new single Diamond Walk is fire! What inspired the song? dŚĞ ƐŽŶŐ ǁĂƐ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ďǇ Ă ǀĂƌŝĞƚǇ ŽĨ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ͘ DĂƚĞƌŝĂůŝƐŵ͘ ĞůĞďƌĂƟŽŶ͘ ǆƉŽƐƵƌĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ďůĞƐƐĞƌ ůŝĨĞ͘ /ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ďǇ ŵǇ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ ůƵǆƵƌǇ ďƌĂŶĚƐ͘
You’ve dropped your self-titled album recently as well. How different is it to your previous records? /͛ǀĞ ŐƌŽǁŶ Ă ůŽƚ͘ dŚŝƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ƐŚŽǁƐ Ă ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ŵĞ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ŚĂǀĞ ŶĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞŶ ďĞĨŽƌĞ͘ /ƚ͛Ɛ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵǇ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ĂƐ Ă ƐŽůŽ ĂƌƟƐƚ ĂŶĚ /͛ŵ ƐŽ ĞǆĐŝƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ĮŶĂůůǇ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ ƚŽ ŚĞĂƌ͘
Stogie T. (AKA Tumi) ǇŽƵƌ ĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƚŽƌƐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ŬŶŽǁ ǁŚĞŶ ŝƚ ǁŽƌŬƐ ĂŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶ͛ƚ͘ tŚĞŶ ŝƚ ĚŽĞƐ͕ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ /͛ŵ ǀĞƌǇ ƉƌŽƵĚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐ ǁĞ ŚĂǀĞ ŽŶ ƚŚŝƐ ĂůďƵŵ͘
You’ve released many albums throughout your illustrious career. What sparks your creativity?
There are quite a few collaborations on this record. How differently does a collaboration come together to a solo track?
/ƐƟůůŚĂǀĞĂŶŝŶƐĂƟĂďůĞĂƉƉĞƟƚĞĨŽƌŵƵƐŝĐ͘/ůŽǀĞ ůĞĂƌŶŝŶŐŶĞǁƚŚŝŶŐƐĂŶĚ/ĂĚĚĂůůƚŚĞŶĞǁĞůĞŵĞŶƚƐ /ůĞĂƌŶŝŶƚŽŵǇŵƵƐŝĐ͘/ƚ͛ƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚĞǆƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƚĂƟŽŶ ĨŽƌŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁŽƌŬƐ͘
Many young South Africans look up to you.
The Secret Sunrise Rubber Duc
>K>ŵƵƐŽƐZƵďďĞƌ ƵĐŚĂǀĞĮŶĂůůǇƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌĚĞďƵƚĂůďƵŵ͘dŚŝƐŝƐ ĂƉƌŽƵĚůǇ^ŽƵƚŚĨƌŝĐĂŶ ĂůďƵŵ͘^ƵƌĞ͕ŝƚ͛ƐĂƉŽƉ ĂůďƵŵǁŝƚŚĂŶŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ĂƉƉĞĂů͕ďƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐŽ ŵĂŶǇĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĨƌŝĐĂŶĞůĞŵĞŶƚƐƐŽŶŝĐĂůůǇ͘ĞŝŶŐĂůŽĐĂů ďĂŶĚ͕ƚŚĞŐƌŽƵƉǁŽƵůĚŶĂƚƵƌĂůůǇďĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚďǇŵƵƐŝĐƚŚĂƚ ŚĂƐƐŚĂƉĞĚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌǇƐŽŝƚ͛ƐŐƌĞĂƚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǇ͛ǀĞĂĚĚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŝƌƐŽƵŶĚ͘dŚĞŐƌŽƵƉŝƐĂůƐŽĂďŝŐĨĂŶŽĨũĂǌǌ ŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŚĂƐĂĚĚĞĚŵĂŶǇũĂǌǌĞůĞŵĞŶƚƐƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŽŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ͘>ĞĂĚƐŝŶŐĞƌNick JordaanŝƐĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƉƵƚƐŚŝƐƚĂůĞŶƚŽŶĨƵůůĚŝƐƉůĂǇŽŶƚŚŝƐƌĞĐŽƌĚ͘,ŝƐǀŽĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌǇŚĂƐŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĚƌĂƐƟĐĂůůǇƐŝŶĐĞ ŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚAin’t Nobody Got Time For ThatďĂĐŬŝŶϮϬϭϰ͘ ZƵďďĞƌƵĐŚĂǀĞĂůƐŽǁŽƌŬĞĚŚĂƌĚŽŶƚŚĞƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƉƌŽĐĞƐƐĂŶĚŚĂǀĞĐŚŽƐĞŶϭϯŽĨƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĞǇ͛ǀĞ ǁƌŝƩĞŶŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƉĂƐƚĨĞǁǇĞĂƌƐ͕ĞŶƐƵƌŝŶŐĂƐƚƌŽŶŐĚĞďƵƚ ĂůďƵŵ͘dŚŝƐŝƐĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚĂŶĚŽŶĞĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞ ƐŚŽƵůĚŐŽĂŶĚĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚ͘ El’s Favourite Track: It’s Alright
Middle Ground Richard Stirton
HEŝƐƵŶĚŽƵďƚĞĚůǇ one of the most ĞǆĐŝƟŶŐŶĞǁůŽĐĂů ĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϲĂŶĚ ĂŌĞƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶŽĨDͲEĞƚ͛ƐŚŝƚƌĞĂůŝƚǇƐŚŽǁThe Voice͕ZŝĐŚĂƌĚ^ƟƌƚŽŶŚĂƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚŚŝƐĚĞďƵƚ ĂůďƵŵ͕Middle Ground͘ŽŵŝŶŐĨƌŽŵĂƌĞĂůŝƚǇds ďĂĐŬŐƌŽƵŶĚ͕ŝƚ͛ƐĐůĞĂƌƚŚĂƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚ^ƟƌƚŽŶ is a ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚ͘,ĞŚĂƐĚĞŵŽŶƐƚƌĂƚĞĚŚŝƐƚĂůĞŶƚ ŽŶĂǁĞĞŬůǇďĂƐŝƐĚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ͛ƐƌƵŶĂŶĚ ďƌŝŶŐƐƚŚĞĞůĞŵĞŶƚƐŽĨŚŝƐǀŽŝĐĞǁĞĨĞůůŝŶůŽǀĞ ǁŝƚŚŽŶƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵ͘,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ŝƚ͛Ɛ ĐůĞĂƌƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵǁĂƐƌƵƐŚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞŚŽƉĞƐŽĨ ŐĞƫŶŐŝƚƚŽƐƚŽƌĞƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ͘Richard ƉůĂǇƐŝƚŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůǇƐĂĨĞĂŶĚƚƌŝĞƐŚŝƐŚĂŶĚĂƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚƚŽŽŵĂŶǇĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƐŽƵŶĚƐʹŵĂŬŝŶŐŝƚ ĂĐŽŶĨƵƐŝŶŐĂůďƵŵ͘ĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚŝƐ͕ZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŚŽǁƐ ũƵƐƚŚŽǁƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚĂŶĚǀĞƌƐĂƟůĞŚĞŝƐǁŝƚŚƚŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶŽĨƐŽŶŐƐ͘ El’s Favourite Track: Our Night
What advice would you give to someone wanting to make music their career? >ĞĂƌŶ ĞǀĞƌǇƚŚŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ŵƵƐŝĐ ʹ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ ŽĨ ŝƚ͘ dŚĞŝŶĚƵƐƚƌǇŝƐŶ͛ƚũƵƐƚĂďŽƵƚŵĂŬŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƉĞƌĨŽƌŵŝŶŐ͘dŚĞƌĞŝƐƐŽŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞƚŚĂƚ ŐŽĞƐŝŶƚŽŝƚĂŶĚǇŽƵŚĂǀĞƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŝĨǇŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ͘
What does 2017 have in store for you? /͛ŵĞǆƉĞĐƟŶŐƚŚƌĞĞƚŚŝŶŐƐĨƌŽŵϮϬϭϳʹdŽƵƌƐ͕ ĂǁĂƌĚƐĂŶĚƉůĂƋƵĞƐ͘/ǁĂŶƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐŵǇŵƵƐŝĐƚŽ ƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞ͕ďĞƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞĚĨŽƌŵǇǁŽƌŬĂŶĚƐĞůů ƚŚŽƵƐĂŶĚƐŽĨĐŽƉŝĞƐŽĨƚŚĞStogie TƌĞĐŽƌĚ͛͘
Mad Love JoJo
IT’SďĞĞŶϭϬǇĞĂƌƐ since JoJoƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŚĞƌƐĞĐŽŶĚƐƚƵĚŝŽ ĂůďƵŵ͕The High Road͕ ďƵƚĂŌĞƌĂĚĞĐĂĚĞŽĨ ǁĂŝƟŶŐ͕ƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐƚƌĞƐƐ ŚĂƐĮŶĂůůǇĚƌŽƉƉĞĚ ŚĞƌŶĞǁĂůďƵŵ͕Mad Love͘dŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶĐůƵĚĞƐŚĞƌ Wiz KhalifaͲĂƐƐŝƐƚĞĚƐŝŶŐůĞNo Apologies as well ϭϬŽƚŚĞƌŶĞǁƚƌĂĐŬƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚ Alessia CaraĂŶĚRemy Ma͘dŚŝƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŚĂƐďĞĞŶ ǁŽƌƚŚƚŚĞǁĂŝƚ͘JoJoƐŽƵŶĚƐďĞƩĞƌƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌĂŶĚ ŚĂƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞŵĂƚƵƌĞ͕ĐƵƌƌĞŶƚZΘƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŚĂƚ ǁĞ͛ǀĞďĞĞŶǁĂŝƟŶŐĨŽƌ͘dŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵŝƐƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐƚƌĞƐƐƐŚŽǁƐ ŽīŚĞƌŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůĞƉŝƉĞƐ͘dŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚŝƐĂŶŚŽŶĞƐƚ͕ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůƉŝĞĐĞŽĨǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚďŽƚŚƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽ ďĂŶŐĞƌƐĂŶĚƐƚƌŝƉƉĞĚĚŽǁŶďĂůůĂĚƐ͘dŚĞĂůďƵŵŝƐĂ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨǁŽƌŬĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ŝƐŐŽŝŶŐƚŽďĞŽŶƌĞƉĞĂƚĨŽƌŵĂŶǇǁĞĞŬƐƚŽĐŽŵĞ͘ El’s Favourite Track: No Apologies (Feat. Wiz Khalifa)
ĞĨŽƌĞdŚĞǇtĞƌĞ&ĂŵŽƵƐ BY MARK WASSERMAN
A much younger Kylie in her Neighbour days E just can’t get her out of our heads, and for good reason, too! Kylie Minogue is the very definition of FABULOUS! Read on for more about the bombshell’s rise to fame, and how she took over the world of music, from down under to around the globe!
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MINOGUE @ KYLIE ANNE MINOGUE ǁĂƐ ďŽƌŶ ƚŽ ZŽŶĂůĚ ŚĂƌůĞƐ DŝŶŽŐƵĞ ĂŶĚ
Kylie in the ’80s
@,ZĨĂƚŚĞƌŝƐĂĨŝĨƚŚŐĞŶĞƌĂƚŝŽŶƵƐƚƌĂůŝĂŶ͕ĂŶĚŚĂƐ/ƌŝƐŚĂŶĐĞƐƚƌǇ͘ @,ZŵŽƚŚĞƌĐĂŵĞĨƌŽŵDĂĞƐƚĞŐ͕tĂůĞƐ͖ĂƌŽů͛ƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŽƌŝŐŝŶĂƚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŶŐůĂŶĚ͘
@,ZǇŽƵŶŐĞƌƐŝƐƚĞƌDannii MinogueŝƐĂůƐŽĂƐŝŶŐĞƌĂŶĚƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ host.
@d,DŝŶŽŐƵĞĨĂŵŝůǇĨƌĞƋƵĞŶƚůǇŵŽǀĞĚĂƌŽƵŶĚǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƐƵďƵƌďƐ ŝŶDĞůďŽƵƌŶĞƚŽƐƵƐƚĂŝŶƚŚĞŝƌůŝǀŝŶŐĞǆƉĞŶƐĞƐ͕ǁŚŝĐŚKylieĨŽƵŶĚ ƵŶƐĞƚƚůŝŶŐĂƐĂĐŚŝůĚ͘ @&dZƚŚĞďŝƌƚŚŽĨDannii͕ƚŚĞĨĂŵŝůǇŵŽǀĞĚƚŽ^ŽƵƚŚKĂŬůĞŝŐŚ͘ ĞĐĂƵƐĞŵŽŶĞǇǁĂƐƚŝŐŚƚ͕ZŽŶǁŽƌŬĞĚĂƐĂŶĂĐĐŽƵŶƚĂŶƚĂƚĂĨĂŵŝůǇͲ ŽǁŶĞĚĐĂƌĐŽŵƉĂŶǇĂŶĚĂƌŽůǁŽƌŬĞĚĂƐĂƚĞĂůĂĚǇĂƚĂůŽĐĂůŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů͘ @hZ/E'ŚĞƌƐĐŚŽŽůŝŶŐǇĞĂƌƐ͕DŝŶŽŐƵĞĨŽƵŶĚŝƚĚŝĨĨŝĐƵůƚƚŽŵĂŬĞ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ͘ @^,ŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞĚŚŝŐŚƐĐŚŽŽůǁŝƚŚĂŚŝŐŚŽƌĚĞƌĐĞƌƚŝĨŝĐĂƚĞĨŽƌƌƚƐ ĂŶĚ'ƌĂƉŚŝĐƐĂŶĚŶŐůŝƐŚ͘ @MINOGUEĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚŚĞƌƐĞůĨĂƐďĞŝŶŐŽĨ͚ĂǀĞƌĂŐĞŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ͛ĂŶĚ ͚ƋƵŝƚĞŵŽĚĞƐƚ͛ĚƵƌŝŶŐŚĞƌŚŝŐŚƐĐŚŽŽůǇĞĂƌƐ͘ @Kd,KylieĂŶĚDanniiďĞŐĂŶƚŚĞŝƌĐĂƌĞĞƌƐĂƐĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶŽŶ ƵƐƚƌĂůŝĂŶƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ͘ @&ZKDƚŚĞĂŐĞŽĨϭϭ͕KylieĂƉƉĞĂƌĞĚŝŶƐŵĂůůƌŽůĞƐŝŶƐŽĂƉŽƉĞƌĂƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐThe SullivansĂŶĚSkyways. @/Eϭϵϴϱ͕ƐŚĞǁĂƐĐĂƐƚŝŶŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞůĞĂĚƌŽůĞƐŝŶThe Henderson Kids. @MINOGUE took time off school to film The Henderson KidsĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞĂƌŽůǁĂƐŶŽƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐĞĚ͕MinogueĨĞůƚƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŚĞ ŝŶĚĞƉĞŶĚĞŶĐĞƚŽŵĂŬĞŝƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚŝŶĚƵƐƚƌǇ͘ @/EdZ^dŝŶĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĂĐĂƌĞĞƌŝŶŵƵƐŝĐ͕MinogueŵĂĚĞĂĚĞŵŽ ƚĂƉĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐŽĨǁĞĞŬůǇŵƵƐŝĐƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞYoung Talent Time͕ǁŚŝĐŚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚDanniiĂƐĂƌĞŐƵůĂƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ͘ @KYLIEŐĂǀĞŚĞƌĨŝƌƐƚƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŽŶƚŚĞƐŚŽǁŝŶ ϭϵϴϱďƵƚǁĂƐŶŽƚŝŶǀŝƚĞĚƚŽũŽŝŶƚŚĞĐĂƐƚ͘ @DANNII͛^ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŽǀĞƌƐŚĂĚŽǁĞĚKylie͛ƐĂĐƚŝŶŐĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐ͕ until KylieǁĂƐĐĂƐƚŝŶƚŚĞƐŽĂƉŽƉĞƌĂNeighboursŝŶϭϵϴϲĂƐŚĂƌůĞŶĞ DŝƚĐŚĞůů͕ĂƐĐŚŽŽůŐŝƌůͲƚƵƌŶĞĚͲŐĂƌĂŐĞŵĞĐŚĂŶŝĐ͘ @ MINOGUEďĞĐĂŵĞƚŚĞĨŝƌƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶƚŽǁŝŶĨŽƵƌ>ŽŐŝĞǁĂƌĚƐ ŝŶ ŽŶĞ ǇĞĂƌĂŶĚǁĂƐƚŚĞǇŽƵŶŐĞƐƚƌĞĐŝƉŝĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞ͚'ŽůĚ>ŽŐŝĞ͛ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ĐŽƵŶƚƌǇ͛Ɛ͚DŽƐƚWŽƉƵůĂƌdĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶWĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ͕͛ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌĞƐƵůƚ ĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚďǇƉƵďůŝĐǀŽƚĞ͘ @ d,ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ŝƐŬŶŽǁŶĨŽƌŚĞƌƐŽĨƚƐŽƉƌĂŶŽǀŽĐĂůƌĂŶŐĞ͕ǁŚŝĐŚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶŶŽƚĞĚĂƐŚĂǀŝŶŐ͚ĂƉůĞĂƐĂŶƚƐŽĨƚ͕ďƌĞĂƚŚǇƋƵĂůŝƚǇ͕ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŶŽƚĞƐŚĂǀĞĂǁĂƌŵĂŶĚǀĞƌƐĂƚŝůĞƚŝŵďƌĞ͛͘ @ ^,ŚĂƐĂƌĂŶŐĞŽĨĂƉƉƌŽǆŝŵĂƚĞůǇϯ͘ϱŽĐƚĂǀĞƐ͘ @ /E ŵƵƐŝĐĂůƚĞƌŵƐ͕MinogueŚĂƐǁŽƌŬĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĂŶǇŐĞŶƌĞƐŝŶ ƉŽƉ ĂŶĚĚĂŶĐĞŵƵƐŝĐ͘,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ŚĞƌƐŝŐŶĂƚƵƌĞŵƵƐŝĐŚĂƐďĞĞŶ ĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌǇĚŝƐĐŽŵƵƐŝĐ͘ @ KYLIE’SĞĨĨŽƌƚƐƚŽďĞƚĂŬĞŶƐĞƌŝŽƵƐůǇĂƐĂƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐĂƌƚŝƐƚǁĞƌĞ ŝŶŝƚŝĂůůǇŚŝŶĚĞƌĞĚďǇƚŚĞƉĞƌĐĞƉƚŝŽŶƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŚĂĚŶŽƚ͚ƉĂŝĚŚĞƌĚƵĞƐ͛ ĂŶĚ ǁĂƐŶŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶĂŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞĚƉŽƉƐƚĂƌĞǆƉůŽŝƚŝŶŐƚŚĞ ŝŵĂŐĞ ƐŚĞŚĂĚĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĚƵƌŝŶŐŚĞƌƐƚŝŶƚŽŶNeighbours. Minogue ĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐĞĚƚŚŝƐǀŝĞǁƉŽŝŶƚ͕ƐĂǇŝŶŐ͕͞/ĨǇŽƵ͛ƌĞƉĂƌƚŽĨĂƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĐŽŵƉĂŶǇ͕/ƚŚŝŶŬƚŽĂĚĞŐƌĞĞŝƚ͛ƐĨĂŝƌƚŽƐĂǇƚŚĂƚǇŽƵ͛ƌĞĂŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞĚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ͘zŽƵ͛ƌĞĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƚĂŶĚǇŽƵ͛ƌĞƐĞůůŝŶŐĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ͘/ƚĚŽĞƐŶ͛ƚ ŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚǇŽƵ͛ƌĞŶŽƚƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǇŽƵĚŽŶ͛ƚŵĂŬĞĐƌĞĂƚŝǀĞĂŶĚ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƐĂďŽƵƚǁŚĂƚǇŽƵǁŝůůĂŶĚǁŽŶ͛ƚĚŽĂŶĚǁŚĞƌĞǇŽƵ ǁĂŶƚƚŽŐŽ͘͟ @/Eϭϵϵϯ͕Ăǌ>ƵŚƌŵĂŶŶŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚMinogueƚŽƉŚŽƚŽŐƌĂƉŚĞƌĞƌƚ ^ƚĞƌŶ͕ŶŽƚĂďůĞĨŽƌŚŝƐǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚMarilyn Monroe͘^ƚĞƌŶƉŚŽƚŽŐƌĂƉŚĞĚ ŚĞƌŝŶ>ŽƐŶŐĞůĞƐĂŶĚ͕ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝŶŐŚĞƌƚŽMonroe͕ĐŽŵŵĞŶƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ MinogueŚĂĚĂƐŝŵŝůĂƌŵŝǆŽĨǀƵůŶĞƌĂďŝůŝƚǇĂŶĚĞƌŽƚŝĐŝƐŵ͘ @d,ZKh',KhdŚĞƌĐĂƌĞĞƌ͕MinogueŚĂƐĐŚŽƐĞŶƉŚŽƚŽŐƌĂƉŚĞƌƐ ǁŚŽĂƚƚĞŵƉƚƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁ͚ůŽŽŬ͛ĨŽƌŚĞƌ͕ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƵůƚŝŶŐ ƉŚŽƚŽŐƌĂƉŚƐŚĂǀĞĂƉƉĞĂƌĞĚŝŶĂǀĂƌŝĞƚǇŽĨŵĂŐĂǌŝŶĞƐ͕ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞ ĐƵƚƚŝŶŐĞĚŐĞThe FaceƚŽƚŚĞŵŽƌĞƚƌĂĚŝƚŝŽŶĂůůǇƐŽƉŚŝƐƚŝĐĂƚĞĚVogue ĂŶĚVanity Fair͕ŵĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞMinogueĨĂĐĞĂŶĚŶĂŵĞŬŶŽǁŶƚŽĂ ďƌŽĂĚƌĂŶŐĞŽĨƉĞŽƉůĞ͘
Designers Azzedine Alaia and Vivienne Westwood with Kylie Kylie with her Neighbours co-star Jason Donovan
On stage during her Kiss Me Once Tour in Madrid, Spain
Kylie with Craig McLachlan, Anne Charleston and Ian Smith from Neighbours
January 19 – 25
SCHEDULES M-Net THURSDAY
06:00 MasterChef Australia 07:00 Modern Family 07:30 Chicago PD 08:30 Chicago Fire 09:30 Deadly Inferno 11:30 Last Man Standing 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 MasterChef Australia 14:00 Chicago Med 15:00 Secrets & Lies 16:00 Modern Family 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 MasterChef Australia 19:30 Lethal Weapon 20:30 TBA 21:30 Blindspot 22:30 The Blacklist 23:30 Burnt 01:07 To Be A Champion 02:00 Blindspot 03:00 Crimson Peak 05:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
06:00 MasterChef Australia 07:00 Great Indoors 07:30 Secrets And Lies 08:30 Carte Blanche 09:30 Breaking Through 11:30 The Goldbergs 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 MasterChef Australia 14:00 The Blacklist 15:00 TBA 16:00 Lethal Weapon 17:00 Ellen DeGeneres Show 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 MasterChef Australia 19:30 Better Late Than Never 20:30 MacGyver 21:30 Bull 22:30 Blindspot 23:48 Young Ones 01:29 Steve Jobs 03:26 Little Savages 05:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
06:00 The Great Gilly Hopkins 08:00 MasterChef Australia (Omnibus) 13:00 Jessica Darling’s It List 14:25 Entertainment Now 15:00 Chicago Med 16:00 Chicago Fire 17:00 Chicago PD 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 Mom 19:30 Great Indoors 20:30 Lethal Weapon 21:30 TBA 22:30 Hungry Hearts 01:00 Secrets & Lies 01:45 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse 03:15 Testament Of Youth 05:20 The Lady In The Van
07:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (Omnibus) 11:05 Jessica Darlings’s It List 12:30 Entertainment Now 13:00 TBA 14:00 Better Late Than Never (Omnibus) 17:00 Spellbound 17:30 The Voice South Africa 19:00 Carte Blanche 20:05 Point Break 22:20 TBA 23:35 Legend 01:45 When Love Came To Town 03:26 Entertainment Now 04:00 Finest Hours
06:00 MasterChef Australia 07:00 The Goldbergs 07:30 TBA 08:30 Lethal Weapon 09:30 The Lady In The Van 11:30 Mom 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 MasterChef Australia 14:00 TBA 15:30 Spellbound 16:00 Carte Blanche 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 18:00 Sarah Graham’s Food Safari 18:30 MasterChef Australia 19:30 TBA 20:30 Bull 21:30 Madam Secretary 22:30 Carte Blanche 23:25 The Danish Girl 01:25 Burnt 03:15 Deadly Inferno 05:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
06:00 MasterChef Australia 07:00 Mom 07:30 Better Late Than Never 08:30 Better Late Than Never 09:30 Barbershop 11:30 Sarah Graham’s Food Safari 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 MasterChef Australia 14:00 Blindspot 15:00 Bull 16:00 TBA 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 18:00 Modern Family 18:30 MasterChef Australia 19:30 Chicago Fire 20:30 Chicago PD 21:30 Chicago Med 22:30 Madam Secretary 23:35 Submerged 01:10 Hungry Hearts 03:00 Love And Mercy 05:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
06:00 MasterChef Australia 07:00 The Big Bang Theory 07:30 Spellbound 08:00 TBA 08:30 TBA 09:30 The Great Gilly Hopkins 11:30 Sarah Graham’s Food Safari 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 MasterChef Australia 14:00 Madam Secretary 15:00 Chicago PD 16:00 Chicago Fire 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 18:00 Great Indoors 18:30 MasterChef Junior USA 19:30 Modern Family 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 Secrets & Lies 21:30 Blacklist 22:30 Chicago Med 23:40 Evolution Man 01:30 Bull 02:52 Legend 05:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Top Pick This Week Fun Fact Steve Jobs d,ƉĂƐƐĂŐĞŽĨƚŝŵĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐ ŽĨƉƉůĞƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐǇǁĂƐĚĞƉŝĐƚĞĚŝŶ ĂƵŶŝƋƵĞǁĂǇ͘dŚĞĨŝůŵ͛ƐƚŚƌĞĞŵĂŝŶ ŶĂƌƌĂƚŝǀĞƐĞŐŵĞŶƚƐǁĞƌĞĨŝůŵĞĚƵƐŝŶŐ ϭϲŵŵĨŝůŵ͕ϯϱŵŵĂŶĚĚŝŐŝƚĂů͕ǁŚŝĐŚ ĂĨĨĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞĐůĂƌŝƚǇŽĨƚŚĞĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ͘
The Danish Girl A&/d/d/Kh^ůŽǀĞƐƚŽƌǇůŽŽƐĞůǇŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ďǇƚŚĞůŝǀĞƐŽĨĂŶŝƐŚĂƌƚŝƐƚƐ>ŝůŝůďĞĂŶĚ 'ĞƌĚĂtĞŐĞŶĞƌ͘>ŝůŝĂŶĚ'ĞƌĚĂ͛ƐŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞ ĂŶĚǁŽƌŬĞǀŽůǀĞĂƐƚŚĞǇŶĂǀŝŐĂƚĞ>ŝůŝ͛Ɛ ŐƌŽƵŶĚďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐũŽƵƌŶĞǇĂƐĂƚƌĂŶƐŐĞŶĚĞƌ ƉŝŽŶĞĞƌ͘
SCHEDULES SABC 1 THURSDAY
05:00 Devotion 05:00 05:30 Geleza Nathi 05:30 06:00 Kids News & 06:00 Current Affairs 06:30 Dinofroz 06:30 07:00 YO.TV 07:00 07:30 Takalani Sesame 07:30 08:00 The Bold And 08:00 The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 08:30 09:00 Generations: 09:00 R The Legacy 09:30 Muvhango 09:30 10:00 Skeem Saam R 10:00 10:30 TBA 10:30 11:00 Shift 11:00 12:00 AFCON Highlights 11:30 13:00 Lunchtime News 12:00 13:30 YO.TV 13:00 14:00 Zaziwa 13:30 14:30 Mnandi Me 14:00 15:00 Shift 15:00 16:00 Bona Retsang 16:00 16:30 YO.TV 16:30 17:00 Devotion 17:00 17:30 AFCON Build-Up 17:30 18:00 AFCON: Algeria Vs 18:00 Tunisia 20:00 Wrap Up 20:30 AFCON Build-Up 20:00 21:00 AFCON: Senegal 20:30 Vs Zimbabwe 21:00 23:00 Wrap Up 23:30 Highlights 23:00 00:00 Koze Kuse 23:00 00:00
Devotion Geleza Nathi Kids News & Current Affairs Sports Buzz YO.TV Takalani Sesame The Bold And The Beautiful Isidingo Generations: The Legacy R Muvhango Skeem Saam R TBA Cutting Edge Mnandi Me Imizwilili Lunchtime News Children Region Yilungelo Lakho My World Degrassii YO.TV Devotion AFCON Build-Up AFCON: Cote d’Ivoire Vs DRC Wrap Up Build Up AFCON: Morocco Vs Tongo Wrap Up Highlights Koze Kuse
January 19 – 25
SATURDAY 05:00 Geleza Nathi 06:00 Imani ͵ Divine Spark 06:30 Siyakholwa 07:00 Chuggington 07:30 Dinofroz 08:00 YO.TV 09:00 Urban Music Experience 10:00 Mzansi Insider 11:00 Generations: The Legacy (Omnibus) 13:30 Sports Magazine 14:00 Soccer 411 15:00 Soccer Build-Up 15:30 Laduma 17:30 AFCON Build-Up 18:00 AFCON : Ghana Vs Mali 20:00 Wrap Up 20:30 AFCON Build Up 21:00 AFCON: Egypt Vs Uganda 23:00 Wrap Up 23:30 Highlights 00:00 Koze Kuse
SUNDAY 05:00 06:00 06:30 07:00 07:15 07:30 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 14:30 15:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:30 21:00
Geleza Nathi Siyakholwa Bonisanani Chugginton Chugginton Dinofrost YO.TV Gospel Gold Mzansi Insider Identity Chat Room Big Up 100% Youth Uzalo (Omnibus) Soccer Build Up Laduma Kulcha Kwest Urban Music Expirience News Friends Like These AFCON Build-Up AFCON: Cameroon Vs Gabon
Top Pick This Week Zaziwa
05:00 Devotion 05:30 Geleza Nathi 06:00 Kids News & Current Affairs 06:30 Chuggington 07:00 YO.TV 07:30 Takalani Sesame 08:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 09:00 Generations: The Legacy R 09:30 Muvhango 10:00 Skeem Saam R 10:30 TBA 11:00 Shift 12:00 Nyan Nyan 12:30 Mokapelo 13:00 Lunchtime News 13:30 YOTV 14:00 Making Moves 15:00 Shift 16:00 Teenagers On A Mission 16:30 YO.TV 17:15 Devotion 17:30 Ndebele/Siswati News 18:00 Now Or Never :30 Zaziwa :00 News :00 Ses’Top La :00 Ngempela :30 AFCON Build Up :00 AFCON: Senegal Vs Algeria :00 AFCON: Zimbabwe Vs Tunisia :30 Koze Kuse
05:00 Devotion 05:30 Geleza Nathi 06:00 Kids News & Current Affairs 06:30 Freefonix 07:00 YO.TV 07:30 Takalani Sesame 08:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 09:00 Generations: The Legacy R 09:30 Muvhango 10:00 Skeem Saam R 10:30 TBA 11:00 Shift 12:00 AFCON Highlights 13:00 Lunchtime News 13:30 YO.TV 14:00 Ispani 15:00 YO.TV 16:00 Teenagers On A Mission 16:30 YO.TV 17:15 Devotion First 17:30 Ndebele/Siswati News 18:00 Nyan Nyan 4 18:30 Zaziwa 19:00 Xhosa/Zulu News 19:30 Selimathunzi 20:00 Ngempela 20:30 AFCON Build-Up 21:00 AFCON: Morocco Vs Cote d’Ivoire 23:00 AFCON: Congo Vs DR Congo 00:30 Koze Kuse
05:00 Reflections Of Faith 05:30 Geleza Nathi 06:00 Kids News & Current Affairs 06:30 Matt Hater Chronicles 07:00 YO.TV 07:30 Takalani Sesame 08:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 09:00 Generations: The Legacy R 09:30 Muvhango 10:00 Skeem Saam R 10:30 TBA 11:00 Shift 12:00 Chatroom 12:30 Big Up 13:00 Lunchtime News 13:30 YO.TV 14:00 Khumbul’ekhaya 15:00 Shift 16:00 Bona Retsang 16:30 YO.TV 17:00 Devotion First 17:30 Ndebel/Siswati News 18:00 Mokapelo 18:30 Zaziwa 19:00 News 19:30 Ses Top La 20:00 Ngempela 20:30 AFCON Build Up 21:00 AFCON: Egypt Vs Ghana 23:00 AFCON: Uganda Vs Mali 00:30 Soccer Delayed
SCHEDULES SABC 2
January 19 – 25 THURSDAY 05:00 05:30 05:57 06:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:30 00:00 03:00
TBA Takalani Sesame Motheo Morning Live TBA Rivoningo Inside The Baobab Tree Shimmer And Shine Each One Teach One Keeping Score Keeping Score Afro Café Lies That Bind 7de Laan R Uzalo Skeem Saam Muvhango R Words And Numbers Hectic Nine Naruto Venda / Tsonga News Setswana / Sesotho News Skeem Saam 7de Laan Nuus Voetspore Muvhango Speak Out When Duty Calls Snapped: Killer Couples Lies That Bind Prime Time News Your World
FRIDAY 05:00 05:30 05:57 06:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:30 00:00 27:00
TBA Takalani Sesame Motheo Morning Live TBA Rivoningo Inside The Baobab Tree Shimmer And Shine Supernanny The Ricky Smiley Show The Ricky Smiley Show Living Land Lies That Bind 7de Laan R Speak Out Skeem Saam Muvhango R Disney Cookabout Hectic Nine iCarly Venda / Tsonga News Setswana / Sesotho News Skeem Saam 7de Laan Nuus Boelie jou Bure Muvhango Bitso Lebe Ke Seromo Maitemogelo Boxing Magazine TBA Prime Time News Your World
SATURDAY 05:00 TBA 05:30 Dijo Le Bophelo 06:00 Magical World Of Luna-Belle 06:15 Magical World Of Luna-Belle 06:30 Inside The Baobab Tree 06:57 Op Pad 07:00 Morning Live 08:30 House Call 09:30 Game On 10:00 Athletics South Africa 10:30 Swimming Magazine 11:00 Dtv 11:30 Naruto (Omnibus) 13:30 Muvhango (Omnibus) 16:00 Swindile 18:00 Visionaries’ Lounge 18:30 Setswana / Sesotho News 19:00 Majakathata 19:30 Nuus 20:00 The Cube 21:00 Lotto Draw 21:04 Afro Café 22:00 Fees Van Die Ongenooides 23:00 Pretty Little Liars 00:00 Prime Time News 02:30 Sports Live 03:00 Your World
SUNDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 06:30 06:57 07:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:30 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 24:00 25:30 02:00 02:30 03:00
TBA TBA Thabang Thabong iCarly Motheo Morning Live Derech Eretz Sacred Journey BBC Songs Of Praise Psalted The Cube Boelie Jou Bure Authentiek Voetspore 7de Laan (Omnibus) Pretty Little Liars Fokus Setswana / Sesotho News Gauteng Maboneng Nuus Gospel Classics Silent Screams Our Moments NCIS TBA Prime Time News Network News Sports Live Your World
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MONDAY 05:30 05:57 06:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 09:45 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 00:00 0
Takalani Sesame Motheo Morning Live TBA Rivoningo Magical World Of Luna-Belle Magical World Of Luna-Belle Shimmer And Shine Rands With Sense TBA TBA Bitso Lebe Ke Seromo Lies That Bind 7de Laan R Mponeng Skeem Saam Muvhango R 48 Hours Hectic Nine Naruto Venda / Tsonga News Setswana / Sesotho News Skeem Saam 7de Laan Nuus Nhlanhla Ya Rixaka Uzalo Muvhango Keeping Score Hostages Prime Time News
TUESDAY 05:00 05:30 05:57 06:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 15:45 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:3 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 03:00
TBA Takalani Sesame Motheo Morning Live TBA Rivoningo Inside The Baobab Tree Shimmer And Shine Talk SA Hola Ha Monate It’s Gospel Time Maitemogelo Lies That Bind 7de Laan R Uzalo Skeem Saam Muvhango R Discover Science Discover Science Hectic Nine Naruto Venda / Tsonga News Setswana / Sesotho News Skeem Saam 7de Laan Nuus Ngula Ya Vutiva Uzalo Muvhango Keeping Score Gospel Classics Lies That Bind Lies That Bind Prime Time News Your World
WEDNESDAY 05:00 05:30 05:57 06:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:04 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 02:00
TBA Takalani Sesame Op Pad Morning Live TBA Rivoningo Inside The Baobab Tree Shimmer And Shine It’s For Life Game On Shoreline Andries Plak TBA 7de Laan R Uzalo Skeem Saam Muvhango R Huga Tree Tv Hectic Nine Naruto Venda / Tsonga News Setswana / Sesotho News Skeem Saam 7de Laan Nuus Hester En Ester Bester Uzalo Lotto Draw Muvhango 90 Plein Street Afro Cafe Lies That Bind Lies That Bind Prime Time News Your Word
SCHEDULES SABC 3
January 19 – 25 THURSDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 01:30
Deutsche Welle The Smurfs Expresso Honchos Jam Sandwhich The Bold And The Beautiful Generations: The Legacy Isidingo Larger Than Life With David Goliath Trending SA News Africa News Update Fun-Natix Whose Wedding Is It Anyway? Real Talk Afternoon Express The Bold And The Beautiful News Isidingo Generations: The Legacy Top Billing Inside The Golden Status Special Assignment Trending SA Arrow Days Of Our Lives Isidingo Isidingo
FRIDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:00 00:00
Deutsche Welle 06:30 Avatar 09:00 Expresso 09:30 The Cheetah 10:00 Diaries 10:30 The Cheetah 11:00 Diaries 11:30 The Bold And The Beautiful 12:00 Generations: The Legacy 12:30 Isidingo Larger Than 13:00 Life With David Goliath Trending SA 15:00 News 16:00 Africa News Update 16:30 Fun-natix 17:30 Inside The Golden Statue 18:00 Real Talk 18:30 Afternoon 19:00 Express 21:00 Cricket: SA Cs Sri 23:00 Lanka Build-Up 00:00 Cricket: SA Vs Srii Lanka T20 News Cricket: SA Vs Sri Lanka T20 Isidingo Generations: The Legacy Seriously Funny Kids Mecum Dealmakers Days Of Our Lives
Weekend Edition Talent On Track Xcellerate Challenge SOS An Nur The Light Sadhana One Day With Brian Miles Gordon Ramsay’s Great Escapee Jai Hind With Rocky and Mayur Minuscule Valley Of The Lost Ant Region Minute To Win It Cooking With Chris Smit Just Cooking Whose Wedding Is It Anyway? Jam Sandwich News Surf’s Up Attack The Block The Lottery Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild
SUNDAY 05:00 06:00 06:30 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 12:30 13:30 14:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 02:00 03:00 04:00
New Day The Smurfs Weekend Edition Made In SA TBA Yum.me Isidingo (Omnibus) Top Billing Mela Cricket: SA Vs Sri Lanka T20 Sri Lanka Inbound Tour: Wrap Up News TBA The Honchos Interface Indians Can’t Fly Republic Of Doyle Tropical Heat Rookie Charlie’s Angels Starsky & Hutch Relic Hunter
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MONDAY 05:00 Deutsche Welle 05:30 Sid The Science Kid 06:00 Expresso 09:00 Trendz 10:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 10:30 Generations: The Legacy 11:00 Isidingo 11:30 Esquire’s Car Of The Year 12:00 Trending SA 13:00 News 13:30 Africa News Update 14:00 Fun-Natix 15:00 Cooking With Chris Smit 15:30 Just Cooking 16:00 Real Talk 17:00 Afternoon Express 18:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 18:30 News 19:00 Isidingo 19:30 Generations: The Legacy 20:00 Sharp Shooters 21:00 Loyiso Gola 22:00 Trending SA 23:00 Hawaii Five-O 00:00 Days Of Our Lives 01:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 01:30 Isidingo 02:00 Generations: The Legacy 02:30 Republic Of Doyle
TUESDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:30 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 01:30 02:00 02:30
Deutsche Welle Nutri Ventures Expresso Hair Battle Spectacular The Bold And The Beautiful Generations: The Legacy Isidingo Larger Than Life With Jason Trending SA News Africa News Update Fun-Natrix MPC Report Real Talk With Anele Afternoon Expresso The Bold And The Beautiful News Isidingo Generations: The Legacy Gordon Ramsay’s Great Escape Jai Hind With Rocky And Mayur The Lottery Trending SA Dr 90210 Days Of Our Lives Isidingo Isidingo Generations Tropical Heat
WEDNESDAY 05:00 Deutsche Welle 05:30 Parenting Animation With Hello Kitty 06:00 Expresso 09:00 Trendz 10:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 10:30 Generations: The Legacy 11:00 Isidingo 11:30 Larger Than Life With Jason Goliath 12:00 Trending SA 13:00 News 13:30 Africa News Update 14:00 Fun-Natix 15:00 Sharpshoorters 16:00 Real Talk 17:00 Afternoon Express 17:50 Cricket: SA Vs Sri Lanka Wrap Up 18:00 Cricket: SA Vs Sri Lanka T20 18:30 News 18:40 Cricket: SA Vs Sri Lanka T20 21:30 Isidingo 22:00 Generations: The Legacy 22:30 Honchos 23:00 Westlife Live In Croke Park Dublin 00:00 Days Of Our Lives 01:00 Isidingo 01:30 Isidingo
January 19 – 25
SCHEDULES e-tv THURSDAY 05:00 06:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 12:55 13:00 13:30 14:25 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:30 15:45 15:55 16:00 16:30 17:25 17:30 18:25 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 22:40 00:30 02:30 04:10
Grassroots eNCA Simulcast Infomercials The Young And The Restless TBA Afro Musica Kasi Living: Edladleni Rhythm City Scandal! Ashes To Ashes Thanks A Mill SA News Day 2016 WWE Raw Infomercial Peppa Pig Cool Catz Blaze And The Monster Machines Pumpkin Reports Pumpkin Reports DC Super Hero Girls Craz-e World Live The Steve Harvey Show e-Insert Unusual Suspects Thanks A Mill SA e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers Dare Devil TBA TBA Before I Say I Do The Steve Harvey Show
FRIDAY 05:00 06:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 12:55 13:00 13:30 14:30 16:30 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 22:25 00:05 02:35 03:30
Life By Design eNCA Simulcast Infomercials The Young And The Restless Reed Between The Lines How I Met Your Mother Jongo Rhythm City Scandal Ashes To Ahes Thanks A Mill SA News Day WWE NXT Power Rangers The Steve Harvey Show Next Of Next Week Club 808 Thanks A Mill SA e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal Gold Diggers TBA TBA Between Strangers Conundrum TBA
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January 22, Robin Auld Sunset Concert,^ŽŵĞƌƐĞƚtĞƐƚ͘ dŝĐŬĞƚƐĂƌĞZϲϬ͘
SATURDAY 05:00 05:35 06:00 06:05 06:30 06:45 07:00 07:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 09:30 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 16:00 17:00 18:00 18:05 19:00 19:30 21:35 23:25 01:35 03:15 04:55
Against All Odds 05:00 Afro Musica With Mpho Lakaje 05:30 Joseph Prince 06:00 I Am Soul Cool Catz Precious Peppa Pig 06:30 The Simon Cool Catz Mokoena Show Bob The Builder 07:00 Grassroots Fireman Sam 07:30 Hillsong Silly Seasons 08:00 Peppa Pig My Little Pony: 08:05 Cool Catz Friendship Is 08:30 Paw Patrol Magic 09:00 NFL Rush Zone: Sistahood Guardians Star Wars Rebels Unleashed Star Wars Rebels 09:30 ShizLive Scandal WWE Main Event 10:00 Behind The Gospel e-Shibobo 11:00 Mary Mary Club 808 12:05 Crooked Arrows The Karate Kid WWE Total Divas 14:15 America’s Got Talent WWE Smackdown 16:00 America’s Got e-News Direct Talent Wipeout SA 17:00 WWE Raw e-News Direct 18:00 e-News Direct TBA 18:05 Umuthi Onga TBA Pheli Diamonds Double Wedding 18:30 Omang? Who Are You Static 19:00 e-News Direct e-Insert 19:30 Black-Ish 20:00 TBA 23:05 TBA 01:20 TBA 02:55 TBA
MONDAY 05:00 06:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 12:55 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:15 15:30 15:55 16:00 16:30 17:30 18:25 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:30 22:30 00:40 02:30 04:25 04:00
Sam Sam eNCA Simulcast Infomercials The Young And The Restless Mr Nobody e-Shibobo Rhythm City Scandal! Ashes To Ashes Thanks A Mill SA News Day WWE 205 Live Peppa Pig Cool Catz Bob The Builder Fireman Sam Power Rangers DC Super Hero Girls Sistahood The Steve Harvey Show Unusual Suspects Thanks A Mill SA e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers Devious Maids Hustle Ruby Sparks TBA TBA Xun Eloctronica e-Insert
TUESDAY 05:00 06:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:30 15:55 16:00 16:30 17:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:30 22:00 22:30 09:00 00:15 02:10 01:50 03:55
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Hillsong eNCA Simulcast Infomercials The Young And The Restless Truth Or Date The Close Up Rhythm City Scandal! Ashes To Ashes News Day WWE Experience Peppa Pig Cool Catz Julius Jr Pokémon DC Super Hero Girls Frenzy The Steve Harvey Show Unusual Suspects e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Heights Checkpoint Vacancy Local Boys Westender Stranger With My Face Loco Love Unusual Suspects
WEDNESDAY 05:00 06:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:25 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:30 15:55 16:00 16:30 17:25 17:30 18:25 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:30 22:30 00:10 01:45 03:35
Against All Odds eNCA Simulcast Infomercials The Young And The Restless Truth Or Date Ground Zero Rhythm City Scandal! Ashes To Ashes News Day 2016 WWE Smackdown Infomercial Peppa Pig Cool Catz The Penguins Of Madagascar Regal Academy DC Super Hero Girls ShizLive The Steve Harvey Show e-Insert Unusual Suspects Thanks A Mill SA e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers The Blacklist Empire Total Deceit The Tic Code TBA Total Deceit
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CĂŶ ǇŽƵ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞĚ ǁŽƌĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ďŽǆ ŽĨ ůĞƩĞƌƐ͍ dŚĞǇ ŵĂǇ ƌĞĂĚ ŚŽƌŝǌŽŶƚĂůůǇ͕ ǀĞƌƟĐĂůůǇ and diagonally, either forwards or backwards, but always in straight lines. ADMIRE ADMITTANCE ALCHEMIST ALGEBRA ANTIMATTER APPETITE ARTISTIC ASTRONOMY AWESOME BACTERIA BADGER BALLGAME BORN BORROW BOTHER BRANCH BREACH
CALM CAPTURE CATCHER CAVE CERTIFICATE CHORTLE CLEARANCE CLIMAX CLINIC CONCERN CONGESTION CONSENSUS CREW CRIMSON DARKROOM DEPRESSION DIMENSION
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FORTUNATE GADGET GARAGE GLIDER GUARDIAN IDENTITY ILLEGIBLE ILLITERATE JUSTICE KEEP KING LANGUISH LIKE LOGISTICS MASSAGE MERCENARY MIRACLE
MOISTURE NEBULA NEGLIGENCE NONSENSE NULLIFY OCCASION OFFICIAL OPPORTUNITY OPTION PALTRY QUELL REDEEM REGISTRATION ROBBERY ROBUST ROCK ROSE
SANCTIFY SLIT TASTELESS TAXI TODAY TRICKLE TRUST UNAWARE UNSAFE USELESS VAMPIRE WELFARE WHOMEVER WORRIED WORSHIP
CODEBREAKER CODEBREAKERSƌĞƋƵŝƌĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚŐƵĞƐƐǁŽƌŬ͘dŚĞǇĂƌĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůƵĞƐ͘ǀĞƌǇůĞƩĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĂůƉŚĂďĞƚŝƐƵƐĞĚ;ǇŽƵŵŝŐŚƚ ĮŶĚ ŝƚ ƵƐĞĨƵů ƚŽ ĐƌŽƐƐ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ůĞƩĞƌƐůŽĐĂƚĞĚďǇƚŚĞŐƌŝĚ ĂƐǇŽƵĮŶĚƚŚĞŵͿĂŶĚĞĂĐŚůĞƩĞƌŚĂƐ ŝƚƐ ŽǁŶ ŶƵŵďĞƌ͘ /Ŷ ƚŚŝƐ ƉƵǌǌůĞ͚ϭ͛ŚĂƐƚŚĞůĞƩĞƌ͚͛ƐŽĂ useful start is to insert ‘B’ in all the boxes es that contain c n the number nu ‘1’. Vowels appear at ůĞĂƐƚŽŶĐĞŝŶĂǁŽƌĚďƵƚůĞƩĞƌƐƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ĂŶĚ ĂƌĞ ĨĞǁ͘
WITHIN this grid are hidden the numbers below. They are found horizontally, ǀĞƌƟĐĂůůǇ͕ĚŝĂŐŽŶĂůůǇ ĂŶĚďĂĐŬͲƚŽͲ front.
1177513131 1178920180 128034358 173306970 2563631047 2931285093
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Across 1. Psychiatrist Dr Frasier Crane on the TV sitcoms Cheers and Frasier was played by ƚŚŝƐ h^ ĂĐƚŽƌ͕ ǁŚŽƐĞ Įůŵ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ĞĂƐƚ in X-Men: The Last Stand (6,7) 6. Zoe Barnes in the House Of Cards and Shari Rothenberg in 24 are TV roles played ďǇ ƚŚŝƐ h^ ĂĐƚƌĞƐƐ͕ ǁŚŽƐĞ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ &ĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ &ŽƵƌ, dŚĞ DĂƌƟĂŶ and 127 Hours (4,4) 7. Late US actor, screenwriter and director, ǁŚŽƐĞ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ The Producers, Blazing Saddles and Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (4,6) ϴ͘ dŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ EzW ĞƚĞĐƟǀĞ ZĞǇ ƵƌƟƐ ŽŶ the TV series Law & Order was played by this h^ ĂĐƚŽƌ͕ ǁŚŽƐĞ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ dŚĞ /ŶĮůƚƌĂƚŽƌ, Catwoman and The Cleaner (8,5) 9. Julia McNamara in the TV series Nip/Tuck was played by this English actress, whose ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ Maggie, ϭϬϭ ĂůŵĂƟĂŶƐ, Red Lights and Thanks For Sharing (5,10)
1. Kiki in Bad Moms, Claire in The Boss and Cynthia in Couples RetreatĂƌĞĮůŵƌŽůĞƐƉůĂǇĞĚ by this US actress (7,4) 2. Academy Award-nominated US actress, whose ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ Central Intelligence, Birdman and Gone Baby Gone (3,4) 3. US actor who played the role of Wallace in the TV series The Wire͕ĂŶĚǁŚŽƐĞĮůŵƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ Creed, &ĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ &ŽƵƌ and Blackout (7,1,6) 4. US actress _____ Applegate who played the role of Kelly Bundy in the TV series Married ... With Children͕ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŽƐĞĮůŵƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞBad Moms (9) ϱ͘ EĞǇƟƌŝ ŝŶ Avatar, Gamora in Guardians Of The Galaxy, and Aisha in The Losers͕ĂƌĞĮůŵƌŽůĞƐ played by this US actress (3,7)
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COMPLETE the grid so that every row, column and 4x4 box contains 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 and a, b, c, d, e and f.
8 9 13
10 11 14 15
24 25 26
1. They grow older in the household in &ƌĂŶĐĞ͍;ϲͿ ϴ͘KŶĞǁĂǇƚŽůŝǀĞĂůŽƚĂŶĚƌĞŵĂŝŶŇŝŐŚƚǇ;ϴͿ ϵ͘ůŝĐĞĮŶĚƐϭϬϬϬƐŚŽǁŝŶŐĂůŽƚŽĨŝůůǁŝůů;ϲͿ 10. Put the pest at ease by providing a ƉůĂŶƚĂƟŽŶ;ϲͿ 14. I need a lot of labour (4) 15. This one’s for the Count (6) 18. It’s rot to return and dispose of such an ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůƐƚĂƚĞ;ϲͿ ϭϵ͘zŽƵůŝǀĞǁŝƚŚůŝƩůĞEŽƌĂ͍,ŽǁƌĞǀĞĂůŝŶŐ͊ (6) Ϯϭ͘^ƵĐŚĂŶŽīĞƌĐŽƵůĚďĞƋƵŝƚĞĂƉĂŝŶ͊;ϲͿ 24. A rot appears in the islanders’ food (4) 25. The bank gossip (6) 28. A groan caused by the removal of silky wool (6) 29. Exhausted like down-andout type (4,4) 30. Let out by providing a means of escape (6)
Ϯ͘ WůĞĂƐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ Ă ǁĂǇĨŽƌƟŵĞƚŽƉĂƐƐ silently (6) ϯ͘ ,ŽƐƟůŝƚǇ ƐĞĞŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵĂŝŶƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞ USA (6) 4. Even a saint has occurrences (6) ϱ͘ ǀĞŶ ŝĨ / ƚĂďůĞ ŝƚ ůŝŬĞƚŚŝƐ͍;ϲͿ ϲ͘ tĂƐƚĞ ƟŵĞ ŽŶůǇ ƚŽůĞƚŝƚƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞ;ϰͿ 7. I leave the pilot to do the scheming (4) ϭϭ͘ WŽůĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶĐůŝŶĂƟŽŶ;ϱͿ ϭϮ͘ ƵƌƌĞŶƚůǇ ĚŝƐƉŽƐĞŽĨƚŚĂƚďŝƟŶŐĞīĞĐƚ;ϱͿ 13. I go into the reed in search of a duck (5) ϭϱ͘ ^ƵĐŚ Ă ŶŽďůĞ ǁĂǇƚŽĮŐƵƌĞƚŚŝŶŐƐ;ϱͿ 16. Love in the North ͵ that’s one for the writer! (5) ϭϳ͘ hŶƟĞ͕ ƚŚĞŶ ƌĞĨŽƌŵĂŶĚƉƵƚŝƚƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ again (5) ϮϬ͘ ^ŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ĨĂƩǇƉůĂĐĞƚŽŬĞĞƉƚŚĞ food! (6) 21. Toot at mother for what’s in the salad (6) 22. You tango with that sweet one (6) 23. Of course you eat it! (6) Ϯϲ͘ zŽƵ͛ůů ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ůŽŽŬĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚůǇĨŽƌƐƵĐŚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƟŽŶ͊;ϰͿ 27. Cover up nothing at this bathing spot! (4)
CALCULATE the results and ĂĐƟŽŶƐ͘ &ŝůů ƚŚĞ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ůŝŶŬƐ from the top.
= = = = = = = = = = = =
15 x + 684 ÷ 93 ÷ x 217 x + 901 x 406 ÷ + 168
189 21 7 33 7 139
WORDOKU FIND-A-WORD Beanstalk Castle Charms Cinderella Dream Dwarfs Elves Excalibur Fairies Fairyland Frog Genie Giant
Goldilocks Goose Grimm Hansel Imp Knights Leprechaun Palace Pinocchio Pixies Prince Pumpkin Rapunzel
ZƵŵƉĞůƐƟůƚskin Spell Tinkerbell Tower Trolls Wand Witch
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P A R R T A N L O N I T L O L
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THERE are 9 ůĞƩĞƌƐ ƵƐĞĚ within the ƉƵǌǌůĞ͕ ĞĂĐŚ ůĞƩĞƌ ŵƵƐƚ be used (but never repeated) in every row, ĐŽůƵŵŶ ĂŶĚ 3x3 square.
31 33 45
143 147 150
double set of , numbers (two 1s ). 3s o tw d an 2s o tw a 6x6 grid logic
TATAMI is game played with the numbers 1 to 3. Each all 3x3 slab must contain no the numbers 1-3 with slabs duplicates. Adjacent e cannot contain the sam ber 3 number, i.e. the num t to cannot be placed nex h another number 3. Eac row and column must of contain a double set 2s numbers (two 1s, two and two 3s).
PLACE a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each small 9-box square contains all of the numbers from one to nine.
3. Gush 7. Holding pens 11. Frolic 17. Reply 18. Continental currency 19. … John Rhodes 20. African corn 21. Staggers 22. Pleated trimming 23. Jewish teacher 24. Picturesque 25. Images 26. Decree 27. Gemstones 28. Stolen goods dealer 29. Rude and sullen 30. Study 31. Rodent 32. Cup handle 33. Church officials 37. What’s left 40. Forage plant 44. Wireless 48. Deep chasm 50. Moving 51. Blunder 53. Soak up 54. Tolerate 56. Wife of Osiris 58. Fellow 59. Crowded around 60. … and tucker 62. Bargain 63. That girl 65. Greek letter 66. Let 67. Flower 68. Small cities 71. Imitation 74. Arabian boat 75. Uncanny 77. Light wood 79. Bean curd 80. Cocaine 81. Tissue layer 82. Drudgery 83. Complain 84. Eurasian wheat 86. Put on hold 88. Too cute 89. Unit of length 91. Ready for battle 94. Spore case 96. Acquired kin (2-3) 98. Two cubed 100. Barn bundle 101. Bother 102. Pinnacle 103. Tropical lizard 104. Shade 105. Toy block brand 109. Decays 111. Power problem 112. More than enough 113. Tea shop treats 114. Overly thin 116. Kills 118. Bother persistently 120. Unpopped popcorn pieces 123. Actor, … Kutcher 125. Young seal 128. Sash 130. Stringed instrument 132. Ai 134. Regal 137. Vampire thwarter 138. Loosen 139. Detecting device 140. Held in check 141. Indian hemp 142. Manufacturer 143. Formal rulings 144. Spitting image 145. Words of praise 146. Walk casually 147. Ancient Semite 148. Rub out 149. Safe havens 150. Avoid adroitly
DOWN 1. German emperor 2. Said positively 3. Letter stroke 4. Go before 5. Thing of the past 6. Boar or walrus 7. Preserves in brine 8. Normally (2,5) 9. Troop formation 10. Run-down 11. Social group 12. Winged 13. Ban 14. Rule 15. Excessive praise 16. Geothermal spout 34. Peru’s capital 35. Unprotesting sufferer 36. Domain of Iris 38. Seaweed 39. Work group 41. Pasta dish 42. … is the spice of life 43. Subsides 45. Book for photos 46. Drive back 47. Sleepwear 49. Fish dish 52. Fall short 55. Retaliation (3,3,2,3) 57. Island off England (4,2,5) 58. He wrote The Deserted Village, Oliver … 60. Detailed plan 61. Hidden danger (5,4) 64. Shoulder decoration 69. Snow leopard 70. More recent 72. Father 73. German river 76. Ewe’s mate 78. Tennis stroke 85. Childhood illness 87. Generosity 89. Elephant drivers 90. Patio 92. Leas 93. Term of affection 95. Turkish sweet 97. Closed circuit 99. Impudent girl 106. Left 107. Headland 108. Agreement 110. Capital of Norway 115. Pugilist’s punch 117. Made sacred 119. Pedagogue 121. Let go 122. Beg 124. Karmin song, Broken… 125. Buddhist shrine 126. Dialect 127. Nursery item 129. Without a doubt 130. Holy book 131. Chinese sailing vessels 132. American Idol judge, … Cowell 133. Hurts 135. Bay window 136. Rental agreement
EACH numbered row contains two clues and two answers. The two answers ĚŝīĞƌ ĨƌŽŵ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ďǇ ŽŶůǇ ŽŶĞ ůĞƩĞƌ͕ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŚĂƐ already been inserted. For example, if you exchange the A from MASTER for an I, you get MISTER. Do not change the order of the ůĞƩĞƌƐ.
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MATHS QUIZ 1 6 10
ACROSS 1. 118 - 7 4. 101 + 477 7. 1448 ÷ 8 10. 2286 ÷ 9 12. 1890 ÷ 6 14. 6 × 8 15. 4844 ÷ 7 17. 29 × 3 18. 60 + 656 20. 55 × 2 23. 359 + 348 25. 157 + 235 27. 7974 ÷ 9 29. 15 × 4 30. 1690 ÷ 5
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75) Canine animal (3) 77) Not suitable (5) 78) Throwing (at a coconut?) (6) 80) Freedom of choice (6) 82) Very tasty (5) 85) Well and active (5) 87) Foe (5) 90) Be very economical (6) 91) Swiss breakfast cereal food (6) 92) Scorched bread (5) 93) Rice dish (5) 96) Gives out (5) 97) platform for a play (5) 100) Manmade ﬁbre (5) 103) Final game of a tournament (6) 104) Very ﬁne rain (7) 105) Present from birth (6) 106) Telling untruths (5) 107) 4th month (5) 108) Make stronger by heating and cooling (6) 109) Enrol in the military (6) 71) Simple (4) 73) Eat out (4) 76) Bay window (5) 79) Sailing vessel (5) 81) Ice house (5) 83) In a perfect state (7) 84) Short communication (7) 85) Cell phone application (3) 86) Australian ostrich-like bird (3) 88) Very low in cost (7) 89) Changes to another form (7) 94) Belonging to the Emerald Isle (5) 95) Smoothed with an adze (5) 97) Dispose of for cash (4) 98) Corrosive chemical (4) 99) Border (4) 100) Close to (4) 101) Hard white cooking fat (4) 102) River of Egypt (4)
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THESE redheads are owning what sets them apart.
E like to think that we all live in an inclusive society, but let’s face the facts: some people, for whatever reason, are still marginalised for having certain traits. It remains baffling as to how one group could be thought of as lesser for something as trivial as hair colour. Can it be fear that spurs on hatred? Is it some form of jealousy that turns a tongue so violently callous? Or can it be a case of simple monkey-see, monkey-do; a proverbial dog-piling because others partake? Natural redheads take a societal beating for some inexplicable reason. We’ve heard them all by now: ‘Fire crotch’; ‘Can you go out in the sun?’; ‘Are you bad-tempered?’; ‘You must be a stepchild or related to the devil’; ‘Does the carpet match the drapes?’; and, ‘She must be wild in bed, right?’ A favourite among the so-called haters is, ‘They have no souls,’ – thank you for that one, South Park. Absurd, not so? Nevertheless, we care little for the negative perception people have of redheads. But they are a sultry bunch, man! While their numbers reflect a small portion of celebrities calling Hollywood home, those who do, do so with grace and inimitable class. You do not often see a famous redhead making headlines for all the wrong reasons – save for Lindsay Lohan. Call it a trial by fire or a success in red, it matters not; these are the top redhead celebs who have turned Tinsel Town into their playground.
Jessica Chastain ZERO DARK GORGEOUS is more like it! Some individuals drive a hard bargain in their admission into liking or even admiring something. If that something should turn out to be one of the fiery folk, then Jessica Chastain should prove a trump card in swaying opinion. She is relatively new to the silver screen, but she has cultivated a diverse portfolio. She absolutely nails serious and complex roles with aplomb: The Tree Of Life, Zero Dark Thirty and The Martian are only a few instances where she has stamped her authority on her roles.
ED has been a musical tinkerer since the age of 13. It took him the better part of the next seven years toiling, scribbling and singing his guts out before he became the tour de force we know today. He is a Grammy nominee, twice a winner of said award, a recipient of the Brit Award in 2012 and a sell-out at Wembley Stadium – three times! He also has the uncanny ability to play himself in numerous Hollywood movies.
THIS is a girl who deserves outright respect. Adams is an alumnus of Hollywood’s School of Hard Knocks. She had to put in hard graft before she became a household name. Amy had been floating around in the B-movie scene for the better part of a decade before she finally caught a break in 2005’s Junebug. She’s now the proud recipient of two Golden Globe Awards and five nominations from both the Academy and the BAFTA Awards.
IF you want success as your riding partner, pick strawberry blonde. You have our permission to be dumbstruck for a couple of minutes while we lay this information upon you: an Academy Award, three nominations; one BAFTA, three nominations; three Golden Globes, 10 nominations; two Satellite Awards, eight nominations and one Critics’ Choice Award with seven nominations. Enough said.
EVERYBODY loves her, there’s no Julianne Moore question NO one, absolutely no about one, on this very planet it – guys can make typecasting and girls look so versatile. alike. “What Julianne Moore has makes her so the uncanny ability to damn attractive?” morph the emotionally is a question often asked. Can it be the troubled role into quirky charm, the intolerance for nonsense kaleidoscopic whirlwind or the ever-so-slight alien look that makes of brilliance. Her talent her such a pretty girl? We think it to be all was acknowledged by of the aforementioned! She has crept into the Academy in 2015 for our hearts ever since she made her feature film debut in 2007’s raunchy, coming-of- her performance in Still Alice; a mere cherry on top of age comedy Superbad and has cemented the cake of acting proficiency. She’s also an author to the most difficult of audiences – children. herself as a very capable leading lady.
Isla Fisher PRETTY is as pretty does. This expression rings true for Isla in that she’s not only stunningly beautiful on the outside, but is the owner of a rather large heart, too. Isla and her husband (Sacha Baron Cohen) have donated millions to Syrian refugees and she is a member of such charities as Feeding America, International Medical Corps, Motion Picture and Television Fund Foundation, Save the Children and the Small Steps Project. She’s also a total riot on screen.
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Penelope and ĚŝīĞƌĞŶĐĞƐŽĨ ĚĞĮŶĞďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐƌŽůĞƐ͕ĂŐƌĞĞǁŚŽ Monica Cruz are sisters, as are opinion can is the boss, as even with 50/50 Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and lead to fall partnership, only one person can they work together on their ŽƵƚƐ͘ƐǁŝƚŚ be the boss, so they can have own fashion lines, which have any business ƚŚĞĮŶĂůƐĂǇǁŚĞŶĂĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶŚĂƐ become hugely successful. partnership, ƚŽďĞŵĂĚĞ͘/ŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨŚĂǀŝŶŐ There is a cardinal rule of it is important decisions stalemated, consider a 49 never doing business with to have ground Gugu Mjadu, executive percent to 51 percent split or clear friends or family, yet among the general manager of ƌƵůĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƐƚĂƌƟŶŐ agreement on how decisions are to many horror stories you’ll hear, marketing at Business a business with ďĞŵĂĚĞǁŚĞŶƚŚĞƌĞŝƐĂŶŝŵƉĂƐƐĞ͘ there are a few success stories Partners Ă ĨƌŝĞŶĚ͘ DĂŶǇ /ĨƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ͕ĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐĂŶ ƚŽŽ͘ 'ŽŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ ǁŝƚŚ businesses have outside board for bigger issues or disagreements can ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ ĐĂŶ ďĞ ĞǆĐŝƟŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ failed because they failed to plan, this ŚĞůƉ ǇŽƵƌ ƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐŚŝƉĨƌŽŵďĞŝŶŐĚĞĂĚůŽĐŬĞĚ͘ best part about it is that you is more the case with businesses run will be in business with someone 3URÀW 6KDULQJ$QG6KXWGRZQV If you are ever with friends, as people usually depend you trust and that you can have ĞǆƚƌĞŵĞůǇ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů͕ŚŽǁǁŝůůƉƌŽĮƚƐďĞƐŚĂƌĞĚ͍ ŽŶ ƚƌƵƐƚ͘ ĨƵŶ ǁŝƚŚ͘ Ŷ ŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ ƐƚĞƉ͕ ĂƐ If the business fails and you have to shut it down, Establish Trust: Do you trust your with any partnership, is to look ŚŽǁ ǁŝůů ŝƚƐ ĚĞďƚƐďĞƉĂŝĚŽī͍dŚĞƐĞĂƌĞƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞ friend? If yes, then proceed and start at various aspects to check for ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐ ǇŽƵƐŚŽƵůĚĂƐŬǇŽƵƌƐĞůĨĂŶĚĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌ discussions about going into business ĐŽŵƉĂƟďŝůŝƚǇ͘ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐǁŝƚŚǇŽƵƌĨƌŝĞŶĚ͘ Jessica Alba and ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͘ /Ĩ ŶŽƚ͕ ƚŚĞŶ ĚŽ ŶŽƚ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽ 'ƵŐƵ DũĂĚƵ͕ ĞǆĞĐƵƟǀĞ Are They Stable Financially And In Their Cash Warren ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ͘ dŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ĂƉƉůŝĞƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶǇ ŐĞŶĞƌĂů ŵĂŶĂŐĞƌ ŽĨ ŵĂƌŬĞƟŶŐ Personal Life? zŽƵŶĞĞĚƚŽĂƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶǁŚĞƚŚĞƌǇŽƵƌ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐŚŝƉ͘ at Business Partners – a friend is in a stable place in their lives; this involves Shared Values: For a business to be ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŝƐƚƌŝƐŬĮŶĂŶĐĞĐŽŵƉĂŶǇĨŽƌ checking whether your friend is not going through successful and to avoid future clashes ĨŽƌŵĂůƐŵĂůůĂŶĚŵĞĚŝƵŵĞŶƚĞƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ;^DƐͿ ĂĚŝĸĐƵůƚƟŵĞĞ͘Ő͘ĂĚŝǀŽƌĐĞ͕ǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞǇĂƌĞĂďůĞ between partners, each partner should agree on a set ŝŶ^ŽƵƚŚĨƌŝĐĂ͕ĂŶĚƐĞůĞĐƚĞĚĨƌŝĐĂŶĐŽƵŶƚƌŝĞƐʹ to service their debt – credit providers do a credit ŽĨǀĂůƵĞƐĂŶĚĂĚŚĞƌĞƚŽƚŚĞŵ͘dŚĞƐĞǀĂůƵĞƐĂĐƚĂƐĂ ƐŚĂƌĞƐǁŚǇĂŶĚŚŽǁƚŽĚŽďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐǁŝƚŚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ͘ check before giving you an account, so why shouldn’t ŐƵŝĚĞǁŚĞŶĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƐŶĞĞĚƚŽďĞŵĂĚĞ͘ĞĨŽƌĞǇŽƵ Can It Work? Whether to go into business with ǇŽƵĚŽŝƚ͍'ŽŝŶŐŝŶƚŽďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐǁŝƚŚĂĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽŝƐ go into business with a friend you should ascertain ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŝƐĂŶĂŐĞŽůĚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚŚĂƐďĞĞŶ currently facing challenges in their life might seem like whether you and your friend share the same values ĂŶƐǁĞƌĞĚŝŶĚŝīĞƌŝŶŐǁĂǇƐŽǀĞƌƚŚĞǇĞĂƌƐ͕ĂŶĚŝƚ ĂŶŽŬĂǇŝĚĞĂĨƌŽŵĂĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ͖ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ or if there are areas of disagreement as this will ƐĞĞŵƐƚŚĞƌĞŝƐŶŽĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ͘KŶŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƟŽŶ͕ doing this might add to your business challenges as ŝŵƉĂĐƚƚŚĞďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŝŶĨƵƚƵƌĞ͘,ŽǁĂĨƌŝĞŶĚĂĐƚƐŝŶ there are many well documented examples that ƚŚĞĨƌŝĞŶĚŵŝŐŚƚŶŽƚďĞĂďůĞƚŽĨƵůůǇĐŽŵŵŝƚ͘ general is most probably how they will act in your ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚĞĂĐŚƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞ͘dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƉƌŽƐĂŶĚĐŽŶƐƚŽ Will Your Personal Relationship Survive A business – examples are people who are generally Business Failure? Because you plan for the worst rude to new people, people who cannot handle case scenario, you need to ascertain whether your ĐŽŶŇŝĐƚ͕ĞƚĐ͘KŶĐĞŽƉĞƌĂƟŽŶĂů͕ǇŽƵƐŚŽƵůĚƚĞƐƚƚŚĞ friendship can survive the business failure especially people to be employed in the company for their if you do not want to lose your friendship or your ĐŽŵŵŝƚŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞĂŐƌĞĞĚǀĂůƵĞƐ͘ ĨĂŵŝůŝĞƐĂƌĞŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚ͘/ĨǇŽƵƌĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐĂŶŶŽƚƐƵƌǀŝǀĞ Identify Complementary Skills:ƐĨƌŝĞŶĚƐǇŽƵ a business failure and you value your friendship more, ĞĂĐŚŚĂǀĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƐŬŝůůƐ͕ƐŽŝƚŝƐŝĚĞĂůƚŽŐŽŝŶƚŽ ĐŚĂŶĐĞƐĂƌĞǇŽƵƐŚŽƵůĚŶŽƚŐŽŝŶƚŽďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͘ business with someone whose skills complement 3URWHFW(DFK2WKHU'RFXPHQW(YHU\WKLQJKŶĐĞ ǇŽƵƌƐ͘ĞĨŽƌĞǇŽƵĚĞĐŝĚĞƚŽŐŽŝŶƚŽďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ͕ǇŽƵ you have evaluated all aspects of the partnership and should review skills required for the business agreed on the terms for your business, protect each ǇŽƵĂƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐ͕ƚŚĞŶƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĂĐŚŽĨǇŽƵƌ other by signing relevant agreements which should skills as friends and allocate roles in the ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĞǆŝƚĐůĂƵƐĞƐ͘tŚĞƌĞǇŽƵĐĂŶŶŽƚĂīŽƌĚůĞŐĂů ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐĂĐĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƚŽǇŽƵƌƐŬŝůůƐ͘ assistance, you can search the Internet for contract Time Commitment: Running a ƚĞŵƉůĂƚĞƐ͕ŽďƚĂŝŶĂĚǀŝĐĞĨƌŽŵĮŶĂŶĐŝĞƌƐ͕ĨŽƌĞǆĂŵƉůĞ͕ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐĂůŽƚŽĨƟŵĞ͕ ƚŚĞƵƐŝŶĞƐƐWĂƌƚŶĞƌƐ>ŝŵŝƚĞĚŶƚƌĞƉƌĞŶĞƵƌƐ'ƌŽǁƚŚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůǇǁŚĞŶŝƚŝƐƐƚĂƌƟŶŐ ĞŶƚƌĞŵ͕ŽƌĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚŐŽǀĞƌŶŵĞŶƚĂŐĞŶĐŝĞƐŽīĞƌŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ͘/ƚŝƐƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ business consultancy services for assistance such as ŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨǇ ƚŚĞ^ŵĂůůŶƚĞƌƉƌŝƐĞĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚŐĞŶĐǇ;^Ϳ͘ ŚŽǁŵƵĐŚƟŵĞƚŚĞ Communication, Communication, business requires Communication:ƐǇŽƵĚŝƐĐƵƐƐƚŚĞƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐŚŝƉ ŽĨǇŽƵ͘zŽƵƚŚĞŶ ĂŶĚŽŶĐĞǇŽƵƐƚĂƌƚŽƉĞƌĂƟŶŐ͕ǇŽƵŶĞĞĚƚŽŽƉĞŶ ŶĞĞĚƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨǇ ƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐŽĨĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶŝŶŽƌĚĞƌƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨǇĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƟŵĞďŽƚŚŽĨ ĚŝƐĐƵƐƐĐŚĂůůĞŶŐĞƐŚĞĂĚͲŽŶ͘/ƚĚŽĞƐŶ͛ƚŚĞůƉƚŽĂǀŽŝĚ you can commit to ĚŝƐĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƐŝƚŵŝŐŚƚůĞĂĚƚŽďŝŐŐĞƌĐŽŶŇŝĐƚƐ ƚŚĞďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ͘ƐǇŽƵ ůĂƚĞƌ͘ ŶĞŐŽƟĂƚĞ͕ŝŶƚŚĞĞŶĚƚŚĞƌĞ
GUIDE TO CINEMA IN HE year 2017 will prove to be a ƐƵƉĞƌůĂƟǀĞ ƚƌĞŬ ŽŶĐĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŶ͕ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐĂůůǇ ƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ͘ :ĂŶƵĂƌǇ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ĞĐĞŵďĞƌ ŝƐ ĐƌĂŵŵĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ ŐŽŽĚŝĞƐ ʹ ƚŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ŐƵĂƌĂŶƚĞĞĚ ŐŝǀĞŶ͘ ,ĞĂĚ ŚŽŶĐŚŽƐ ŝŶ ,ŽůůǇǁŽŽĚ ůĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůǇ ĨĞůƚ ƌĞĂůŝƚǇ ǁĂƐŶ͛ƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ĚĞůŝǀĞƌŝŶŐ͕ ĂŶĚ ĂƌĞ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĞŶƚŚƌĂůů ƵƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐ ǁŽŶĚĞƌ͘ ĂƚĞ ŶŝŐŚƚ ƐŚĂůů ŽŶĐĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐ͘ ŽƵƉůĞƐ ǁŝůů ĂŐĂŝŶ ĐĂƐĐĂĚĞ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƉŽƉĐŽƌŶ ƋƵĞƵĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞůĂǆ ĨŽƌ Ă ƚǁŽͲŚŽƵƌ ƟŵĞƐůŽƚ͘ EŽ ŵŽƌĞ ǁŝůů ůŽǀĞďŝƌĚƐ ƐĐƵƌƌǇ ůŝŬĞ ŚĞĂĚůĞƐƐ ĐŚŝĐŬĞŶƐ ƚŽ ĮŶĚ ĂŶ ĂƉƉƌŽƉƌŝĂƚĞ ĂĐƟǀŝƚǇ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĂƌƌĂŶƚƐ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂƐ ĂĚĞƋƵĂƚĞ ďŽŶĚŝŶŐ
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necessarily spell trouble however. Some sequels ĂƌĞ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ǁƌĂƉ ƵƉ ƵŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ ĂŶĚ ŽƚŚĞƌƐ exist purely because its predecessor has been so popular among loyal fans. There are a few reboots that have us shaking in our boots out of sheer terror or overwhelming excitement. A certain ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ <ŝŶŐ ƟƚůĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶƐ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ďŝŐ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ͕ ƐŽ ƚŽŽ Ă ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ƐƵƉĞƌŚĞƌŽ ʹ ŝƚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŝƐ ĮƌƐƚ Įůŵ ƚŽ ďĞ produced by his home studio. More importantly, ƚŚĞƌĞ ŝƐ ŽŶĞ ĐŚŝůĚŚŽŽĚ ŇŝĐŬ ŽĨ ŽƵƌƐ͕ ƐƚĂƌƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ late, great Robin Williams, that will have itself a 21st century schooling in CGI. We can’t wait ͵ and neither will you when you see what’s in store!
xXx: Return Of Xander Cage :ĂŶƵĂƌǇϮϳ s/E/^>ƌĞƉƌŝƐĞƐŚŝƐƌŽůĞŝŶƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚŝŶƐƚĂůŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞĂĐƟŽŶͲ ƉĂĐŬĞĚĮůŵƐĞƌŝĞƐ͘DŽǀŝĞͲŐŽĞƌƐĞŝƚŚĞƌůŽǀĞĚŽƌŚĂƚĞĚŝƚ͘dŚĞƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ZŽŐĞƌďĞƌƚĚŝĚ͕ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ŐŝǀĞƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĮůŵĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƌĞǀŝĞǁ͕ƚŚŽƵŐŚ /ĐĞ ƵďĞ͛ƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚĮůŵůĞŌŵƵĐŚƚŽďĞĚĞƐŝƌĞĚ͘Ž ŶŽƚĞǆƉĞĐƚŵƵĐŚĂůŽŶŐƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐŽĨĂƐĞŶƐŝďůĞƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ͕ďƵƚŝĨƚŚĞĂĐƟŽŶͲ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞƐĂƌĞŽĨĂƐŝŵŝůĂƌƋƵĂůŝƚǇ͕ĂŐŽŽĚƟŵĞǁŝůůďĞŚĂĚ͘
Rings February 3 ^hWZEdhZ>ŚŽƌƌŽƌƐĂƌĞĂ proven recipe for success, and the ĮƌƐƚŝŶƐƚĂůŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚŝƐĨƌĂŶĐŚŝƐĞ is certainly up there with the best of them. Which is why it’s hardly surprising that 15 years later, the evil ůŝƩůĞǁĞůůͲĚǁĞůůŝŶŐ^ĂŵĂƌĂDŽƌŐĂŶ is back for a third instalment of ĐƵƌƐĞĚͲǀŝĚĞŽǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞ͘>Ğƚ͛ƐũƵƐƚ hope her third act is decidedly more impressive than the second, though sadly neither EĂŽŵŝtĂƩƐnor ĂǀŝĚ ŽƌĨŵĂŶ will be reprising their roles.
T2 Trainspotting February 24 DztZͳt/EE/E' director Danny Boyle returns to explore 1996’s beloved ĐƵůƚͲŵŽǀŝĞĞŶƚƌǇǁŝƚŚŝƚƐ original cast (Yay! More ǁĂŶDĐ'ƌĞŐŽr goodness). T2 is based on author Irvine tĞůƐŚ͛ƐĨŽůůŽǁͲƵƉŶŽǀĞůƚŽ dƌĂŝŶƐƉŽƫŶŐ, Porno. It’s ƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚŽĨĂĐŽŵŝŶŐͲŽĨͲĂŐĞ ƐƚŽƌǇĨŽƌĂďƵŶĐŚŽĨŵŝĚĚůĞͲ ĂŐĞĚŵĞŶŝŶƚŚĞƚŚƌŽĞƐŽĨůŝĨĞ͕ĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶůĞƐƐĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉƵƌƉŽƐĞ͘ĞǁĂƌŶĞĚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚŵĂƩĞƌŝƐŶŽƚƐƵŝƚĂďůĞĨŽƌǇŽƵŶŐĞƌǀŝĞǁĞƌƐ͘
Fifty Shades Darker
WůĞĂƐĞŶŽƚĞƚŚĂƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞƐǁĞƌĞĐŽƌƌĞĐƚĂƚƚŚĞƚŝŵĞŽĨŐŽŝŶŐƚŽƉƌŝŶƚ͘dŚĞ ŝŵĂŐĞƐŚĞƌĞŵĂǇŶŽƚďĞŽĨĨŝĐŝĂůƐŚŽƚƐ͕ĂƐŵĂŶǇŽĨƚŚĞŵŽǀŝĞƐĂƌĞƐƚŝůůĨĂƌŽĨĨ͕ ĂŶĚĂƐƐƵĐŚ͕ĚŽŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƉƌŽŵŽƚŝŽŶĂůĂƌƚǁŽƌŬǇĞƚ͘
February 10 JUST ĂƐŝŶƟŵĞĨŽƌ sĂůĞŶƟŶĞ͛ƐĂǇ͕ĂƐǁĂƐŝƚƐ predecessor – a few days ŐŝǀĞŽƌƚĂŬĞ͕ďƵƚŝƚŵĂƩĞƌƐ ůŝƩůĞ͘&ĂŶƐŽĨ͘>͘:ĂŵĞƐ͛ BDSM saga will be pleased to hear that the status quo between Anastasia Steele ĂŶĚŚƌŝƐƟĂŶ'ƌĞǇŚĂƐŝƚƐ world turned upside down with all new parameters ƐĞƚ͘dŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚƚŚĞůŝƚĞƌĂƌǇ work alike have no grey areas, actually. You like it or you don’t, but the gents will be well advised to appease a lady friend’s nagging for a viewing.
Logan DĂƌĐŚϯ >K'E will see ,ƵŐŚ:ĂĐŬŵĂŶ in his ĮŶĂůƉŽƌƚƌĂǇĂůĂƐƚŚĞĨĂŶͲĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŚĞƌŽ Kong: Skull Island :ĂŵĞƐ,ŽǁůĞƩŽƌƌĂƚŚĞƌ͕tŽůǀĞƌŝŶĞ͘ DĂƌĐŚϭϬ It has been 17 years since :ĂĐŬŵĂŶ DKE^dZmovies were a Hollywood staple in the golden years and while they’ve managed to hold their own, we’re ƚŽŽŬŽŶƚŚĞƌŽůĞ͕ĂŶĚŚĞ͛ƐƐĞƚƚŽĮŶĂůůǇ ŚĂŶŐƵƉŚŝƐĂĚĂŵĂŶƟƵŵĐůĂǁƐĂŌĞƌ keen to see to what heights these creatures can be taken with the improvement of CGI. dŽŵ ,ŝĚĚůĞƐƚŽŶ, ^ĂŵƵĞů>͘ ƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ͛ƐƚŚŝƌĚĂŶĚĮŶĂůƐŽůŽ Įůŵ͘:ĂĐŬŵĂŶ partners with ^ŝƌWĂƚƌŝĐŬ :ĂĐŬƐŽŶ, :ŽŚŶ'ŽŽĚŵĂŶ, ƌŝĞ>ĂƌƐŽŶ and :ŽŚŶ͘ZĞŝůůǇ ĨŽƌŵƉĂƌƚŽĨĂŶĂůůͲƐƚĂƌĐĂƐƚŝŶƚŚŝƐĨĞĂƚƵƌĞ͕ǁŚŝĐŚƐĞĞƐƚŚĞŵ ^ƚĞǁĂƌƚas Charles Xavier in a dystopian ƚƌĂĐŬĚŽǁŶƚŚĞĞƉŽŶǇŵŽƵƐĂƉĞ;<ŽŶŐͿǁŚŝůĞďĂƩůŝŶŐĂŚŽƐƚ future wherein the pair look to save of beasts along the way. And there’s a billed crossover with ĂǇŽƵŶŐůŝĨĞĨƌŽŵĞǀŝů͘>Ğƚ͛ƐŚŽƉĞŝƚ͛ƐĂ ĮƫŶŐŐŽŽĚďǇĞƚŽĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ͘ 2014’s 'ŽĚǌŝůůĂ coming in 2020!
John Wick: Chapter Two DĂƌĐŚ ϭϳ THE ŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ͚ͲDŽǀŝĞ͛ ƚŽŽŬ Ăůů ďǇ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ʹ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂŶĚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ĂůŝŬĞ͘ >ŝƩůĞ ĨĂŝƚŚ has been placed in <ĞĂŶƵ ZĞĞǀĞƐ͛ ĂĐƟŶŐ ability of late, but the brooding actor passed ǁŝƚŚ ĂƉůŽŵď͘ dŚĞ Įůŵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďĞǇŽŶĚ ĞǆƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ Ă ŵŽĚĞƐƚ ďƵĚŐĞƚ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůǇ ŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƚĞĚ ŵĂŶǇ Ă ĮůŵŵĂŬŝŶŐ style without its becoming cheesy. It was crisp and clear and the violence served its purpose. Expect similar successes for the second instalment.
Power Rangers DĂƌĐŚϮϰ &KZ'/s us for being somewhat wary of this one. ƌĂŐŽŶĂůůǀŽůƵƟŽŶǁŝůůĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƐƟĐŬĂƐĂ͚ŚŽǁͲŶŽƚͲƚŽ͛ when bringing a beloved franchise to the big screen. 'ƌĂŶƚĞĚ͕ƚŚĞĮůŵŝƐĂƌĞďŽŽƚĂŶĚĂƌĞŝŵĂŐŝŶŝŶŐ͖ƚŚĞƌĞ may just yet be a tonne of redeeming factors that make it great. Bullied and unpopular teenagers turning into superheroes, by all counts, is a stale plot device by now, but a strong cast in ƌǇĂŶ ƌĂŶƐƚŽŶ, ůŝǌĂďĞƚŚ ĂŶŬƐ and Bill ,ĂĚĞƌ will make for good watching.
Ghost In The Shell DĂƌĐŚϯϭ DREAMWORKS best be careful in taking on such ĂĐŽŵƉůĞǆƉƌŽũĞĐƚ͘EŽƚĞǀĞŶƚŚĞƉƌĞƩǇĨĂĐĞƚŚĂƚŝƐ ^ĐĂƌůĞƩ :ŽŚĂŶƐƐŽŶĐŽƵůĚŵĂŬĞŐŽŽĚŝĨƚŚŝƐĮůŵŝƐĂ ŇŽƉ͘&ĂŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂŶŝŵĞĂŶĚŵĂŶŐĂĂƌĞĂŵĂĚĚŝŶŐůŽƚ and will not take kindly if source material is skimmed over. 'ŚŽƐƚ/ŶdŚĞ^ŚĞůůnow has to opportunity to come to life as originally imagined given the advances ŝŶĮůŵŵĂŬŝŶŐƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐǇ͘dŚĞĨƵƚƵƌŝƐƟĐ͕ĐǇďĞƌƉƵŶŬ saga will prove to be a memorable entry on the 2017 calendar.
Beauty And The Beast April 14 THISǁŝůůďĞĂĮůŵƚŽĂƉƉĞĂƐĞ all audiences, young and old. It is a brave undertaking to mess with one of Disney’s golden age masterpieces, but there seems ǀĞƌǇůŝƩůĞƌĞĂƐŽŶĨŽƌŝƚƚŽĨĂŝů͘ dŚĞůŝǀĞͲĂĐƟŽŶƌĞŵĂŬĞƐƉŽƌƚƐ an ensemble cast of Hollywood ŚĞĂǀǇŚŝƩĞƌƐ͘dŚĞĞǀĞƌͲƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ŵŵĂtĂƚƐŽŶ is cast as Belle and she teams up with her countryman, ĂŶ^ƚĞǀĞŶƐ, who takes the role of Beast. ^ŝƌ/ĂŶ DĐ<ĞůůĞŶ as Cogsworth will be an absolute riot.
The Fate Of The Furious (Fast 8) April 14 MOVIEGOERSĐŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌŚĂǀĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚdŚĞ &ĂƐƚŶĚdŚĞ&ƵƌŝŽƵƐfranchise pushing two decades ŽĨŚŝŐŚͲŽĐƚĂŶĞƚŚƌŝůůƐĂŶĚŽŝůƐƉŝůůƐ͘dŚĞǁŽƌĚ͚&ĂƚĞ͛ may, however, imply a swansong for Dom and his gang. Truthfully, there is no surprise that an eighth ĮůŵŚĂĚďĞĞŶŵĂĚĞƐĞĞŝŶŐĂƐFurious 7 racked ƵƉŶĞĂƌůǇŚĂůĨŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂŶĐŚŝƐĞ͛ƐZϱϱͲďŝůůŝŽŶďŽǆ ŽĸĐĞƌĞǀĞŶƵĞ͘ŚĂƌůŝǌĞ dŚĞƌŽŶ makes a surprising appearance as the villain, Cipher, and her looks are set to lure Dom into a life of crime.
Alien: Covenant DĂǇϭϵ ‘QUIT while you’re ahead’ are not words that ƌĞƐŽŶĂƚĞǁŝƚŚŝŶƚŚĞŵŝŶĚŽĨŵƵůƟͲĂǁĂƌĚͲ ǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌZŝĚůĞǇ^ĐŽƩ͕ƚŚŽƵŐŚŵĂŶǇ an ůŝĞŶfan would have dispensed this advice ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŝŶĐĞƉƟŽŶŽĨϮϬϭϮ͛ƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůĞŶƚƌǇ͕ WƌŽŵĞƚŚĞƵƐ͘EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ͕ŽǀĞŶĂŶƚfollows ƚŚĞĂĨŽƌĞŵĞŶƟŽŶĞĚĂŶĚƐĞĞƐĂŶĞǁĐƌĞǁ explore deep space on an inquest into the WƌŽŵĞƚŚĞƵƐĞǆƉĞĚŝƟŽŶĨĂŝůƵƌĞ͘dŚĞǇĮŶĚƚŚĞ unlikeliest of survivors.
Annabelle 2 DĂǇ ϭϵ /& dolls scare you, blame ŚŝůĚ͛Ɛ WůĂǇ for greatly ƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĚŽůůͲŚŽƌƌŽƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ͘ ŝůůǇ͕ &ĂƚƐ͕ ŚƵĐŬǇ ĂŶĚ other Billy (from ^Ăǁ) – all of them are no friends of ours. Dolls are terrifying because of a hollow, impassive countenance and ŶŶĂďĞůůĞ ŝƐ ŶŽ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ͘ dŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ŝŶƐƚĂůŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƉŝŶͲŽī Įůŵ ƐĞƌŝĞƐ ƐĞĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƟƚƵůĂƌ ĚŽůů ŽŶĐĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚĂƌŐĞƚ ĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ͘ ǀĞŶ ŵŽƌĞ ĐŚĂŽƐ ĞŶƐƵĞƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƟŵĞ ĂƐ ƐŚĞ ƐĞƚƐ ŚĞƌ ƐŝŐŚƚƐ ŽŶ ƉĂƌŝƐŚŝŽŶĞƌ ŬŝĚƐ͘
Wonder Woman :ƵŶĞϮ THE very lovely 'Ăů'ĂĚŽƚƌĞƉƌŝƐĞƐŚĞƌƌŽůĞŝŶŚĞƌĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ͛ƐĮƌƐƚ standalone feature following last year’s ĂƚŵĂŶs^ƵƉĞƌŵĂŶ͗ĂǁŶKĨ :ƵƐƟĐĞ. 'ĂĚŽƚ’s role is extremely physically demanding and those who ŚĂǀĞƐĞĞŶƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌǁŝůůĂŐƌĞĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽǀŝĞŝƐƐĞƌŝŽƵƐůǇĂĐƟŽŶͲƉĂĐŬĞĚ͘ ,ĞƌƚǁŽͲǇĞĂƌĐŽŵƉƵůƐŽƌǇŵŝůŝƚĂƌǇƚƌĂŝŶŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞ/ƐƌĂĞůŝĞĨĞŶĐĞ&ŽƌĐĞ probably came in handy for this one. Prepare for a grinding origins story too ͵ƚŚŝƐŝƐtŽŶĚĞƌtŽŵĂŶŽĸĐŝĂůůǇďĞŝŶŐŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ͘
World War Z 2 :ƵŶĞϵ RUMOURŚĂƐŝƚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĮůŵŝƐ ͚ƚĞŶƚĂƟǀĞůǇ͛ĚĞůĂǇĞĚ͕ďƵƚƚŚŝƐŵĂǇ ũƵƐƚƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞĂĨĂůƐĞĂůĂƌŵŝĨƉŽƐƚͲ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƌĞŵĂŝŶƐŽŶƐĐŚĞĚƵůĞ͘/ƚ ŝƐƚƌƵĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚǀĞĞƌĞĚŚĞĂǀŝůǇ from the novel, but it was a highly ĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐƌŝĚĞŶĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ͘ƌŝƟĐƐ͕ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ŶŝƚͲƉŝĐŬĞĚŚĞĂǀŝůǇ͘^ŽŵĞ ǁŽƵůĚŚŽƉĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĐƌŝƟĐŝƐŵǁŽƵůĚ force producers to remain true to ƐŽƵƌĐĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨŽƌƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚĮůŵ ĞǀĞŶŝĨƐĐƌŝƉƚĂŶĚďŽŽŬĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ĞŶƟƟĞƐ͘ƌĂĚWŝƩ, happily though, ƌĞƚƵƌŶƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐ'ĞƌƌǇ>ĂŶĞ͘
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales DĂǇϮϲ DEd>>EKd>^ǁŝůůĮůůŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƚŽƉƚŚƌĞĞŽĨŵŽƐƚĞǆƉĞŶƐŝǀĞĮůŵƐ ever made – all from the same franchise. Its predecessor, KŶ^ƚƌĂŶŐĞƌdŝĚĞƐ͕was a huge disappointment, despite being ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĞǆƉĞŶƐŝǀĞĮůŵĞǀĞƌŵĂĚĞ͘ Audiences will be happy if it even so much as marginally improves upon its forerunner. KƌůĂŶĚŽ ůŽŽŵ happily returns as Will Turner, and 'ĞŽīƌĞǇ ZƵƐŚas Hector Barbossa ͵ and expect :ŽŚŶŶǇ ĞƉƉ to steal the show as Captain Jack Sparrow. Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 DĂǇϱ HECK, but was sŽů͘ϭ not a fresh entry! An not just ŝŶƚŚĞDĂƌǀĞůŝŶĞŵĂƟĐ Universe, but in the superhero genre as a whole! A lone, hackneyed, tortured soul has become rather ǁĞĂƌŝƐŽŵĞ͖ŝƚǁĂƐĂďŽƵƚ ƟŵĞĂƐƚƵĚŝŽĂƐƐĞŵďůĞĚĂ ŵŽƚůĞǇĐƌĞǁŽĨŝŶƚĞƌŐĂůĂĐƟĐŵŝƐĮƚƐƚŽƉůĂǇŚĞƌŽĞƐĨŽƌĂĚĂǇ͘'ƌŽŽƚǁĂƐďǇĨĂƌŽŶĞ of the more popular characters and now a baby Groot is set to grace the screen – a recipe for success this is. Despicable Me 3 :ƵŶĞϯϬ />>hD/Ed/KEEdZd/EDEdĐĂŶĚŽǀĞƌǇůŝƩůĞǁƌŽŶŐĞǀĞŶŝĨ͕ĂƚƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚ͕ they are riding the gravy train. ĞƐƉŝĐĂďůĞDĞŚĂƐĞǆƉĂŶĚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂďŝůůŝŽŶͲĚŽůůĂƌ ŵƵůƟŵĞĚŝĂĞŵƉŝƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĂĐŚ͘dŚĞďĞĂƵƚǇŽĨƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞĨƌĂŶĐŚŝƐĞŝƐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚǁŝůůƐĂƟƐĨǇŝƚƐůĂƌŐĞůǇƉƌĞƚĞĞŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞad nauseam ͵ though the more mature moviegoer may be interested to know that ^ŽƵƚŚ Park’s dƌĞǇWĂƌŬĞƌ is is set to voice the villain in this third instalment, which has a fresh take on Minion society and features more of the goofy fun we have grown to love. Oh yes... EE͊
War Of The Planet Of The Apes :ƵůǇ ϭϰ THE ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ƌƵŶƐ ĚĞĞƉ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ŽŶĞ͘ ĂĐŚ ŝŶƐƚĂůŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ reboot series so far has brought us developments on a major scale. &ŝƌƐƚ ǁĞ ƐĂǁ ƐƉĞĞĐŚ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ ŝŶ ŽƵƌ ƉƌŝŵĂƚĞ ĐŽƵƐŝŶƐ͕ ŶŽǁ ǁĞ ŚĂǀĞ Ă ĨƵůůͲƐĐĂůĞ ǁĂƌ ǁŚĞƌĞ ŚƵŵĂŶŝƚǇ͛Ɛ ĞǆŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ ŝƐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞ͘ ĂĞƐĂƌ ĂŶĚ company even learn to ride horses and become expert marksmen ŝŶ Ă ƐŚŽƌƚ ƐƉĂŶ ŽĨ ƟŵĞ͘ ŶĚǇ ^ĞƌŬŝƐ is once again the star of the show and has proven himself as the best in the business in terms of ŵŽƟŽŶͲĐĂƉƚƵƌĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ͘
Kingsman: The Golden Circle KĐƚŽďĞƌϲ HOW ĨƵŶǁĂƐƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĮůŵ͊/ƚ was fresh and equally ridiculous, but it just worked, period. Yes, ŝƚŝƐĂƚǇƉŝĐĂůƌĂŐƐͲƚŽͲƌŝĐŚĞƐŐĞƚͲ ƵƉ͕ďƵƚŝƚƉĂŶƐŽƵƚĚĞůŝŐŚƞƵůůǇ atypical. <ŝŶŐƐŵĂŶhad the ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůƚŽďĞĂŐƌĂŶĚŵĞƐƐ͕ but it had a stunning cast that made for a roaring two hours of gratuitous entertainment. :ƵůŝĂŶŶĞDŽŽƌĞ, sŝŶŶŝĞ :ŽŶĞƐ, Halle Berry and :ĞīƌŝĚŐĞƐ join the cast in dŚĞ'ŽůĚĞŶŝƌĐůĞ – a powerhouse troupe to send this franchise through the roof.
Spider-Man: Homecoming :ƵůǇϳ THE ƟƚůĞŝƐĂĚĞĂĚŐŝǀĞĂǁĂǇ͘^Ɵůů ĐŽŶĨƵƐĞĚ͍tĞůů͕^ƉŝĚĞƌͲDĂŶĮŶĂůůǇ swung his way into Marvel Studios where he belongs. ,ŽŵĞĐŽŵŝŶŐis yet another reboot for the character, but a needed ŽŶĞĂŌĞƌƚŚĞůĞƚͲĚŽǁŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐdŚĞ ŵĂǌŝŶŐ^ƉŝĚĞƌͲDĂŶ. dŽŵ,ŽůůĂŶĚ will play Spidey and viewers will be thrilled to hear that DŝĐŚĂĞů<ĞĂƚŽŶ plays the ǀŝůůĂŝŶ͕ƚŚĞsƵůƚƵƌĞ͘^ƉŝĚĞƌͲDĂŶ͛ƐďŝŐŐĞƐƚ contender however, might just be Tony Stark’s dry wit.
IT: Part 1 ^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌϭϱ OH lordie, where to even ďĞŐŝŶ with this one! dŝŵƵƌƌǇ’s portrayal of Stephen <ŝŶŐ͛ƐŶŝŐŚƚŵĂƌĞͲŝŶĚƵĐŝŶŐWĞŶŶǇǁŝƐĞ ƚŚĞůŽǁŶŚĂƐŐŽŶĞĚŽǁŶŝŶĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐ history as one of the most disturbing performances ever. But as beloved ĂŶĚǁĞůůͲƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚĂƐƚŚĞϭϵϵϭŵŝŶŝͲ series was, much was made about the ĚĞǀŝĂƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽƵƌĐĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů͘ Therefore King fans should be delighted ƚŽůĞĂƌŶƚŚĂƚ͕ĂŌĞƌůŝƚĞƌĂůůǇǇĞĂƌƐŽĨ ƉƌĞͲƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŚĞůů͕ĂƚǁŽͲƉĂƌƚƌĞŵĂŬĞ͕ which is touted to be far closer to the ďŽŽŬ͕ŝƐŝŵŵŝŶĞŶƚ͕ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐĞƚ ƚŽĨƌŝŐŚƚĞŶĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶŽĨ ŵŽǀŝĞͲŐŽĞƌƐŝŶ^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌ͘ŝůů^ŬĂƌƐŐĊƌĚ (brother of dƌƵĞůŽŽĚŚŽƫĞůĞǆĂŶĚĞƌ) steps intodŝŵ’s clown shoes, and we ĂƌĞƐŽĞǆĐŝƚĞĚ;ƌĞĂĚ͗ƚĞƌƌŝĮĞĚͿ͕ǁĞĐŽƵůĚ almost wet ourselves.
Dunkirk :ƵůǇϮϴ WARĮůŵƐĂƌĞĂƚƌŝĐŬǇďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐ͘dŚĞƌĞŝƐĂĮŶĞ line between cheesy and the absolute brilliant. A few movies in the genre come to mind as being great. ^ĂǀŝŶŐWƌŝǀĂƚĞZǇĂŶ͕WůĂƚŽŽŶand &ƵůůDĞƚĂů :ĂĐŬĞƚǁĞƌĞĂůůƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŽĐƌŝƟĐĂůĂĐĐůĂŝŵ͘tĞ can only hope Dunkirk performs admirably. The ĮůŵƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞůŝƩůĞŬŶŽǁŶƵŶŬŝƌŬ ĞǀĂĐƵĂƟŽŶŽĨtt//͕ǁŚĞƌĞůůŝĞĚƚƌŽŽƉƐĨŽƵŶĚ themselves trapped by German forces in northern &ƌĂŶĐĞ͘dŽŵ,ĂƌĚǇƐŚŽƵůĚĐĂƌƌǇƚŚĞĮůŵǁĞůůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞŝƐĂůƐŽĂƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĐĂƐƟŶŐŝŶĐůƵƐŝŽŶŝŶKŶĞ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶ͛Ɛ,ĂƌƌǇ^ƚǇůĞƐ.
Flatliners ^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌϮϵ THISŝƐĂƉƌŝŵĞŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƚǇĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŽͲĐĂůůĞĚ͚ƐĞƋƵĞůƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϵϬĮůŵŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĂŵĞŶĂŵĞ͛ƚŽƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐǁŝƚŚƐĂƟƐĨǇŝŶŐĐůŽƐƵƌĞ͘tŚĂƚůŝĞƐ ďĞǇŽŶĚĚĞĂƚŚĐĂŶŵĂŬĞĨŽƌŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐǀŝĞǁŝŶŐƐŚŽƵůĚƚŚĞĨĂƐĐŝŶĂƟŶŐ concept be executed well. <ŝĞĨĞƌ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ has been promoted to doctor and he looks poised to lead a covert team of medical students in a ďŝĚ ƚŽ ĮŶĚ ŽƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂŝƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƵƐ ǁŚĞŶ ǁĞ ĚŝĞ͘
Friday The 13th KĐƚŽďĞƌϭϯ YOU’D best be gripping your ďƌŝĞĨƐƌĞĂůůǇƟŐŚƚůǇĨŽƌƚŚŝƐ ŽŶĞĂƐƚŚĞĨĂůĐŚŝŽŶͲǁŝĞůĚŝŶŐ Jason Voorhees looks set for his most gruesome slasher ĮůŵǇĞƚ͘tĞƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ that there is a very strong supernatural component ǁŽǀĞŶŝŶƚŽƚŚĞĮůŵƐĞƌŝĞƐ͕ but audiences would love to ŬŶŽǁƚŚŝƐƟŵĞĂƌŽƵŶĚŚŽǁ ƌǇƐƚĂů>ĂŬĞ͛ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŬŝůůĞƌŬĞĞƉƐƌĞƐƵƌƌĞĐƟŶŐŚŝŵƐĞůĨ͘tŚĞƚŚĞƌŽƌŶŽƚǁĞ get an answer remains to be seen. At least he’ll have another run at a bunch ŽĨŶŽƚͲƐŽͲƐŵĂƌƚƚĞĞŶƐ͘ Insidious: Chapter 4 ϮϳKĐƚŽďĞƌ THEtŚĞĞǌŝŶŐĂŶĚ>ŝƉƐƟĐŬͲ&ĂĐĞĚ demons just can’t seem to let up on these poor people, who by now ought to live in a church for the sake of safety. Parapsychologist Elise Rainier should be ĂƟƌĞĚǁŽŵĂŶŶŽǁ͕ďƵƚƐŚĞ͛ůůŽŶĐĞŵŽƌĞ ĚŽďĂƩůĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚƚŚĞƉĂƌĂŶŽƌŵĂůǁŝƚŚĂŶ odd mixture of untainted resolve and a ƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨĨĞĂƌ͘>Ğƚ͛ƐũƵƐƚŚŽƉĞƐŚĞ͛ĚďĞ able to vanquish the evil beings for good. One’s sanity depends on it.
Justice League EŽǀĞŵďĞƌϭϳ HEED these words: :ƵƐƟĐĞ>ĞĂŐƵĞ will give dŚĞ ǀĞŶŐĞƌƐa proper run for its money. 'Ăů'ĂĚŽƚ is an actress on the rise, ĞŶŋĞĐŬĚŝĚĂĮŶĞũŽď in portraying the Caped Crusader, ,ĞŶƌǇĂǀŝůů is ĞǇĞͲĐĂŶĚǇďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĚĞĂĚĂŶĚ:ĂƐŽŶDŽŵŽĂ is the movie’s secret weapon. As entertaining as dŚĞ ǀĞŶŐĞƌƐŵĂǇďĞ͕ŝƚĨĞĞůƐĂůŝƩůĞůŽŽŶǇƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐ͘ What we have here is a more serious take on a ƐƵƉĞƌŐƌŽƵƉŽĨĐƌŝŵĞͲĮŐŚƟŶŐĞĐĐĞŶƚƌŝĐƐ͘ǆƉĞĐƚƚŚĞ humour to be on point and unforced too.
Thor: Ragnarok EŽǀĞŵďĞƌϯ Z'EZK<͛^ predecessor, dŚĞĂƌŬtŽƌůĚ͕almost did to Thor what Joel Schumacher did to the ĂƚŵĂŶ franchise in the ’90s – killed it. dŚŝƐĮůŵ͕ŝŶƚŚĞŽƌǇ͕ƐŚŽƵůĚƐĞƌǀĞĂƐĂƉŝĐŬͲ ŵĞͲƵƉ͘dŚĞƟƚůĞĚĞůŝŐŚƞƵůůǇƉƌŽŵŝƐĞƐĂĐƟŽŶůŝŬĞǁĞŚĂǀĞŶŽƚ ƐĞĞŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞDĂƌǀĞůŝŶĞŵĂƟĐƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞ͕ďƵƚŝƚŵĂǇƐƉĞůůĂ ĮŶĂůĐŚĂƉƚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĨƌĂŶĐŚŝƐĞ͖ĂƚůĞĂƐƚĂƐĂƐƚĂŶĚĂůŽŶĞĮůŵ series. Thor may yet be with us for years to come as the studio rolls out one ǀĞŶŐĞƌƐŵŽǀŝĞĂŌĞƌƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ͘
Star Wars: Episode VIII ĞĐĞŵďĞƌϭϱ THEŚŽŶĐŚŽƐĂƚ>ƵĐĂƐĮůŵĂƌĞ annoyingly consummate at secret keeping. In fact, they are so good at it that even small ƐĐƌĂƉƐŽĨŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶůĞĂŬĞĚ ƐŝŵƉůǇůĞĂĚƚŽŵŽƌĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐ͘ Chief among these is whether ŽƌŶŽƚƚŚĞƌĞŝƐĂďůŽŽĚůŝŶĞƟĞ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ>ƵŬĞ^ŬǇǁĂůŬĞƌĂŶĚ Rey. The Star Wars Universe looks well cared for as of late. dŚĞ&ŽƌĐĞǁĂŬĞŶƐwas a runaway success and the ĞǆƉĂŶĚĞĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞƟĞͲŝŶ͕ZŽŐƵĞ KŶĞ performed above and ďĞǇŽŶĚĞǆƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ͘ƉŝƐŽĚĞ s///ůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚĨŽƌĂŵĂũŽƌďŽǆͲ ŽĸĐĞƐŚĂŬĞͲƵƉ͘
Pitch Perfect 3 ĞĐĞŵďĞƌϮϮ ZEdĨĂŶƐǁĞƌĞůĞŌďŽƚŚƐĂĚĚĞŶĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƚƌĂŐĞĚǁŚĞŶŶĞǁƐ ďƌŽŬĞƐƚĂƟŶŐƚŚĂƚŵĞŵďĞƌƐŽĨƚŚĞƉƐĞƵĚŽͲǁŝĐŬĞĚĂĐĂƉƉĞůůĂŐƌŽƵƉ͕ the Treblemakers, won’t be making a return. The show must go on ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ͖ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐĨĞůƚŐŽŝŶŐŝŶĂĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶǁŝůů make for fresh viewing. A sensible decision as a rehashed subplot may get stale. Be assured though that ZĞďĞůtŝůƐŽŶǁŝůůŚĂǀĞƵƐŝŶƐƟƚĐŚĞƐ ŽŶĐĞŵŽƌĞĂƐƚŚĞĐĂƌĞͲĨƌĞĞ͕ŶŽŶĐŚĂůĂŶƚ&ĂƚŵǇ͘
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20 January, 2016, VOL 31 NO 03
20 January, 2016, VOL 31 NO 03
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Horoscope BY WILLIAM SMITH
December 22 – January 20
ARIES: Mar 21 – Apr 20 Your Week: Take the initiative in a new venture because you can now steer yourself along a rewarding path by capitalising on the lessons you have learnt. You are sure to have a profitable ambit if you utilise your ideas and experiences shrewdly. You can also focus on your home and family life to much great effect. Use your creative skills to make your living quarters more attractive and comfortable. Strengthen the ties that bind by organising a really posh family get-together. Taken: Be content to bear with the status quo. Do not resort to impulsive actions. Single: This is a time for starting a relationship or making a firm commitment. Lucky Numbers: 3, 15, 17, 25, 38, 46 TAURUS: Apr 21 – May 20 Your Week: Experiment with the latest fashions. Set time aside to try out new looks until you find the one that makes you radiant. Then watch your admirers increase and enhanced self-confidence will spring from that and put you in a winning mood. Get properly in tune with people who share your usual surroundings in order to build up harmony. You must show your appreciation and affection if you are to gain greater favour and respect. Co-operative efforts should make life easier. Taken: Exude affection, be kind and understanding; then you will be appreciated. Single: Have more faith in your ability to make a really successful love match. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 18, 29, 37, 47 GEMINI: May 21 – Jun 21 Your Week: The prizes are there for the taking in the business world but it is up to you to seize your chances on cue. This is quite a good time to act if you want to start your own business. Enrich yourself by cultivating important connections. It is nice to have a good sense of humour and to show that you can appreciate a joke even at your own expense. This could indeed be a happy and funny ambit so be prepared to trade witticisms. Cheerfulness will make you quite popular. Taken: Your personal relationship moves onto a happier and more exciting stage. Single: Aim to fulfil your romantic desire. Things will soon enough fall into place. Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 17, 30, 38, 42
CANCER: Jun 22 – 23 Jul Your Week: If established procedures are not working out for you, apply a timely measure of inventiveness to your programme. Take advantage of new ideas and methods. Give free rein to your imagination. Let your ingenuity coming shining through. Pay attention to matters of health and hygiene because you must get into good shape and also look well in order to succeed in the external world. Your time and energy must be used sensibly, so draw up a plan of action and stick to it. Taken: New developments make married life cheerful, interesting and satisfying. Single: Group activities are favoured. You should join a club if you want to find love. Lucky Numbers: 5, 15, 22, 25, 35, 40
LEO: Jul 24 – Aug 23 Your Week: An impressive self-improvement is possible. You can now easily free yourself from restraints applied by people and circumstances and make a promising new beginning. Abandon whatever you deem to be distasteful and enjoy life again. You currently have some good openings to explore, can successfully talk your way into favourable positions at interviews and meetings and should pay visits to and put requests to people who are able to give your fortunes a nice boost. Taken: Welcome a harmonious round for experiencing abundant love and affection. Single: A bold romantic manoeuvre should bear fruit provided your timing is right. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 17, 22, 37, 41
SAGITTARIUS: Nov 23 – Dec 21
VIRGO: Aug 24 – Sep 22
CAPRICORN: Dec 22 – Jan 20 Your Week: Express yourself boldly while providence grants you an opportunity to impress your personal authority on important external issues. You are well marked for impressive achievements if you are involved in public-orientated enterprises. Faith and prayer can lead you in the right direction; should help you to rise above your doubts and enable you to overcome most difficulties. You can trust your intuition as it will prove accurate with regard to people and situations. Taken: Your romantic relationship is the all-round winner during this session. Single: You must get your feelings under control in order to make wise choices. Lucky Numbers: 3, 14, 27, 29, 39, 44
Your Week: Make this a time of personal growth. You have a great store of untapped inner power and should use it to inspire a worthy selftransformation. Analyse your situation and you will soon spot the areas in which you can make improvements. This is a promising cycle for making worthy agreements and improving existing arrangements. You can profit through personal and business partnerships. Your work prospects are very good and you can also count on being a social success. Taken: It should now be easy to resolve differences between you and your partner. Single: You nay fall for someone highly appealing if you are ready to love again. Lucky Numbers: 8, 15, 24, 30, 34, 46
LIBRA: Sep 23 – Oct 22 Your Week: Satisfactory developments will quickly ensue if you make fresh connections in the business zone during this quite fortunate cycle. The time for action is at hand if you intend starting a new personal enterprise or making a career move. A largely favourable round for expansive thinking and action. Do not hesitate to experiment and to change direction because you are bound to reap excellent rewards at every turn. A super time to go travelling in search of excitement. Taken: You will also be fulfilled if your own thoughts and actions are caring ones. Single: Take the initiative concerning amour. You can succeed in getting a commitment. Lucky Numbers: 3, 13, 23, 38, 43, 45
SCORPIO: Oct 23 – Nov 22 Your Week: Confidence is a wonderful attribute yet only when it is blended with logic and practicality. So, cast all fancy thoughts aside and concentrate on making your private life over in bold and methodical manner. You can put everything right. Place a strong accent on your financial needs and career aspirations while you have chances to improve your status and earnings. You are due to get to get a lucky break if you are currently unemployed or thinking of changing your job. Taken: You and your truelove should plan to share some very special pleasures. Single: You are enjoying personal popularity and it could bring you a new admirer. Lucky Numbers: 4, 12, 20, 24, 35, 47
Your Week: Nothing is impossible to attain or to solve if you are sufficiently determined and industrious to tackle it. You have powers far beyond your known abilities, and merely need to dig a bit deeper within yourself to realise your potential. Without actually encouraging you to gamble, it must nevertheless be said that this is a significant time for trying your luck. But do not take silly risks. Carefully calculated manoeuvres may enable you to do rather well financially. Taken: Be caring and considerate. Put shared interests ahead of personal aims. Single: Your social prospects have improved so you should enjoy life a bit more. Lucky Numbers: 1, 14, 26, 28, 45, 49
AQUARIUS: Jan 21 – Feb 19 Your Week: Be advised that this is a notable time for successfully resolving business and financial affairs. Your intuition is now quite reliable although you must, of course, base your ideas and strategies on reliable information and figures. You must believe in your ability to make a successful new start in life. Think up ways to promote yourself in order to attract favourable attention. New aims could be exciting and rewarding so put your fine ideas and skills to the test. Taken: This could be a happy and fulfilling round if you try to be more loving. Single: Life should be quite varied and amusing. You can be socially successful. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 18, 23, 38, 43
PISCES: Feb 20 – Mar 20 Your Week: You can take pride in personal ideas hatched at this point because they could propel you to fame or rescue you from adversity as the case might be. You can also excel in all forms of communication so make those important connections. Learn to manage your money sensibly and especially avoid unnecessary expenses if you want to increase your savings and have greater security. If you really put your mind to it, you will discover viable ways of making some extra money. Taken: Let your imagination guide you in finding ways to improve your love life. Single: Your popularity has risen quite a bit and you can attract a new lover. Lucky Numbers: 8, 17, 25, 28, 32, 46
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ARE YOU GERASCOPHOBIC? 74 PEOPLE
me looking a little younger. But I’m sure as I get NCE upon a time, in a land far, far away, older I will look into different options to make lived a beautiful king and queen, who the skin look younger ͵ĂŶĚƚŚĞŐŽŽĚƚŚŝŶŐƐŝƐ͕ every night took a secret potion to prevent ageing. Well, that doesn’t work in there are many non-surgical procedures out ƚŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚ/ǁŽƵůĚŶ͛ƚŚĞƐŝƚĂƚĞƚŽƚƌǇŽƵƚ͘͟ reality, which is why plastic surgeons are making But she’s one of the very few who think like that a killing these days! ƚŚĞƐĞĚĂǇƐ͘ŶŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĂĚĞƌ͕KůŐĂ͕ϰϭ͕ƐƚĂƌƚĞĚ Ageing gracefully seems to be a thing of the past. ŚĂǀŝŶŐŽƚŽǆĂƚƚŚĞĂŐĞŽĨϯϱƚŽƉƌĞǀĞŶƚƚŚĞ And it’s not just because we’re trying to keep up ageing process kicking in too fast and has never with the KardashiansĂŶǇŵŽƌĞ͕ďƵƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞ looked back. “I do Botox to prevent deep lines fear is real; and it starts from young these days. from setting in. I also like my face to Gerascophobia is the appear happy and a frown line between ĨĞĂƌŽĨŐĞƚƚŝŶŐŽůĚ͕ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞĞǇĞďƌŽǁƐĚŽĞƐĐƌĞĂƚĞĂƌŽƐƐůŽŽŬ͘͟ after making our rounds She goes on to say that “I am not scared of ƌĞĐĞŶƚůǇ͕ǁĞƌĞĂůŝƐĞĚ ĂŐĞŝŶŐ͕ĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐ/͛ŵŶŽƚƐĂŐŐǇ͘/ďĞůŝĞǀĞ that more people are that these therapies help us to look the gerascophobic than we best we can so why not take advantage of ;ŽŽƉƐ͕ǁĞŵĞĂŶƚŚĞǇͿ ƚŚĂƚ͘͟ thought! ĂǀŝĚ͕ϰϯ͕ĂĚŵŝƚƐƚŽŚĂǀŝŶŐƌĞŐƵůĂƌ No one wants to lose ĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚƐǁŝƚŚŚŝƐĚŽĐƚŽƌ͕ĂŶĚŝƐŶ͛ƚ their youthfulness ashamed to tell people that he does right? Wrinkles are not everything from Botox to fillers. And according ƚŚĞŶĞǁďůĂĐŬ͕ĂŶĚĂŐĞ ƐƉŽƚƐ ĂƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶ͕ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌǇŵĂŶ of accessory one is looking to invest ŝŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ϯϬƐ ĂŶĚ ϰϬƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĞ in. But shouldn’t we all just associates with has tried out accept that getting old Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ŽŶĞ ƉƌŽĐĞĚƵƌĞ͕ is the one thing that surgical or not. can’t be changed? But before you ƉƉĂƌĞŶƚůǇ͕ EK͊ ĨƌĞĂŬŽƵƚ͕ĂŶĚ Thanks to start booking plastic your first Botox ƐƵƌŐĞŽŶƐ͕ ĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ͕ aesthetic know that doctors while the ĂŶĚǁĞůů͕ trend has almost started every GP worldwide who does ͵ and quite Botox on extensively every street right here at ĐŽƌŶĞƌ͕ǁĞ home ͵there are all able to are still many ŶŝƉ͕ƚƵĐŬ͕ƐƵĐŬ people who still ĂŶĚǁĞůů͕ŵĂŬĞ believe that going au the lines and the natural is the answer. entire ageing process /ƌĞŶĞ͕ ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ŚĞƌϯϬƐ͕ disappear. Kendall and Kylie Jenner says “I’ve never done Botox “You don’t really think about and I don’t think I ever will. I believe ŝƚŝŶǇŽƵƌϮϬƐ͕͟ ƐĂǇƐ Ă ƌĞĂĚĞƌ͕ you must age gracefully. I’m definitely afraid DĂƌŝůǇŶ͕ϯϰ͘͞ƵƚǁŚĞŶǇŽƵŐĞƚŝŶƚŽǇŽƵƌϯϬƐ͙ of ageing but I believe in the more ‘natural’ tKt͕ǇŽƵƌĞĂůůǇƐƚĂƌƚŶŽƚŝĐŝŶŐƚŚĞĞĨĨĞĐƚƐŽĨ ƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĞĂƚŝŶŐǁĞůů͕ĞǆĞƌĐŝƐŝŶŐ͕ getting older. The grey hairs start showing and ĞǀĞŶƚŚŽƵŐŚǇŽƵĚǇĞǇŽƵƌŚĂŝƌ͕ƚŚĞǇŬĞĞƉƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ avoiding excessive sun exposure and drinking ůŽƚƐŽĨǁĂƚĞƌ͘͟:ŽƐŚ͕ϯϵ͕ƐĂǇƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝƐƐƵĞƐ up. The wrinkles on your face start becoming ǁŝƚŚĂŐĞŝŶŐĞŝƚŚĞƌ͕ĂŶĚƚŚĂƚƚƵƌŶŝŶŐϰϬŝŶĂĨĞǁ ŵŽƌĞǀŝƐŝďůĞ͕ĂŶĚĞǀĞŶƚŚŽƵŐŚ/ƐƚĂƌƚĞĚƵƐŝŶŐĂŶ months doesn’t scare him one bit. anti-ageing eye cream from my early 20s (thanks ƚŽƚŚĞĂĚǀŝĐĞŽĨŵǇŵŽŵͿ͕/ƐƚŝůůƐĞĞƚŚŽƐĞǁƌŝŶŬůĞƐ ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĨŽƌŵĂŶǇ͕ŐĞƚƚŝŶŐŽůĚŝƐƚŚĞƐĐĂƌŝĞƐƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĞǀĞƌ͕ĨŽƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ͕ŝƚ͛ƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚĐƌĞĂƚŝŶŐĂ ĂŶĚďĂŐƐƐƚĂƌŝŶŐďĂĐŬĂƚŵĞĞǀĞƌǇŵŽƌŶŝŶŐ͘͟ lifestyle change and sticking to it. While having ƵƚDĂƌŝůǇŶŚĂƐŶ͛ƚƐƚĂƌƚĞĚŽƚŽǆ͙ǇĞƚ͊ŶĚǁŚŝůĞ ŶŽǁƌŝŶŬůĞƐŝƐŬĞǇ͕ƐŽŝƐďĞŝŶŐŝŶŐŽŽĚƐŚĂƉĞ͕ she’s still unsure if she will do so in the near and looking better than ever ͵ĂŶĚĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞ͕ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ͕ƐŚĞĚŽĞƐŬŶŽǁŶŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌƐƵƌĞ͵ she of course! ͵ as the years go by. But there’s no doesn’t want to get older. denying the fact that role models like Kylie and “For now I’m happy with having facials and Kendall Jenner ͵ who are apparently already chemicals peels which make the skin feel radiant afraid of getting old ͵ŚĂǀĞƐƚĂƌƚĞĚĂĨĂĚ͙ŶĚ and remove a lot of impurities (as I’m one those while we’re not saying you should go under ƉĞŽƉůĞƐƚŝůůŐĞƚƚŝŶŐďƌĞĂŬŽƵƚƐŝŶŵǇŵŝĚͲϯϬƐͿ͘/ ƚŚĞŬŶŝĨĞĂƚƚŚĞĂŐĞŽĨϭϴůŝŬĞƚŚĞǇĚŝĚ͕ǁĞĂƌĞ also try to fight the ageing process naturally by ƐĂǇŝŶŐ͕ŵĂǇďĞǁĞƐŚŽƵůĚŶ͛ƚůŽƐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƌŐĞŽŶ͛Ɛ drinking more water and trying to keep a healthy number just yet! ĚŝĞƚ͕ǁŚŝĐŚŝŶƚƵƌŶǁŝůůŬĞĞƉŵǇƐŬŝŶŚĞĂůƚŚǇĂŶĚ
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‘BUT shouldn’t we all just accept that getting old is the one thing that can’t be changed?’
Reality star Kim Kardashian admits that doesn’t like to laugh or smile because of her fear of ageing, and actress Amanda Seyfried says she would love to be 20 again. “Every year I think more about my mortality,” she says
Celeb Fitness BY LISA RALEIGH
dsƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůŝƚǇ͕ĂƵƚŚŽƌ͕ ůŝĨĞƐƚǇůĞ ĂŶĚ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ expert Lisa Raleigh will help you achieve your desired celebrity body.
FOLLOW your favourite celebs’ exercise routines and look and feel as good as they do!
Get Jennifer Garner’s EING a mom of three may have helped Jennifer ease up on rigorous dieting and exercise, but the actress still manages to prioritise workouts so she stays in enviable shape.
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HER kick-ass days of AliasŵĂǇďĞŝŶƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ͕ďƵƚƚŚĞĂĐƚƌĞƐƐƐƟůů ŵĂŬĞƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƐŽŵĞƚŽƵŐŚǁŽƌŬŽƵƚƐ͘,ĞƌĞĂƌĞĂĨĞǁƟƉƐƚŽ keep in shape like the actress: @ Get Your Workouts Out The Way: Jennifer’s trainer trains her at home in the early hours of the morning before the kids wake up on weekdays. @ Stick To Circuits: The star relies on supersets for keeping her metabolism fired up. 45 minutes of back-to-back exercises, with little breaks, is her training method of choice. @ Eat Green: Jennifer grabs a bag of greens from the farmer’s market every Sunday, and includes handfuls of it in every lunch time meal during the week. She often adds rice in the mix for a more filling meal.
INCLUDE these three killer leg moves of Jennifer’s into your circuit: LIE on your back with your knees bent and a medicine ball or weight held between both hands. Start your move by raising your weight above your head, arms in a straight line, and one straight up in the air. Slowly lift your lower body off the ground until your body forms a straight line from chest to knees Pause for a moment then knees, keeping your arms elevated. elevat lower back down to the ground. Aim for three sets of 10 – 12 reps with each leg.
STAND in front of an elevated surface, holding your elbows in front of you for balance. With one foot raised onto the surface, step up until both legs are straight. Balance for a mome moment then lower back dow wn to your starting position. Aim for three sets of 8 – 12 2 reps with each legg.
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STAND with your legs together and a resistance band looped around both ankles. Take a big step to the side to widen your stance, then follow with the other leg so your feet come together again. Repeat this process in the other direction. Aim for three sets of 8 – 12 steps.
EATING DISORDERS & THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL WARNING SIGNS HILE we know a loss of appetite and some serious weight loss are signs of an eating disorder, there are many psychological signs to look out for, too. Here are just some to keep your eye on if you, or someone you love is in trouble. @Constant preoccupation with food or with activities relating to food @ A preoccupation with body shape, weight and
SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS
appearance @ Depression and anxiety @Moodiness or irritability @Heightened anxiety around meals @Sensitivity to comments about body shape or weight @Viewing everything in life as ‘good’ or ‘bad’ @ Feeling of being out of control @Feelings of being unable to control behaviours around food
A DEd>ŝůůŶĞƐƐŝƐ͚ĂĚŝƐĞĂƐĞƚŚĂƚĐĂƵƐĞƐŵŝůĚƚŽ severe disturbances in thought and/or behaviour, ƌĞƐƵůƟŶŐŝŶĂŶŝŶĂďŝůŝƚǇƚŽĐŽƉĞǁŝƚŚůŝĨĞ͛ƐŽƌĚŝŶĂƌǇ ĚĞŵĂŶĚƐĂŶĚƌŽƵƟŶĞƐ͛͘,ĞƌĞĂƌĞƐŽŵĞƐŝŐŶƐƚŽůŽŽŬ ŽƵƚĨŽƌ͘
In Older Children And Pre-Adolescents @Substance use @/ŶĂďŝůŝƚǇƚŽĐŽƉĞǁŝƚŚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚĚĂŝůǇ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐ @ŚĂŶŐĞƐŝŶƐůĞĞƉŝŶŐĂŶĚͬŽƌĞĂƟŶŐŚĂďŝƚƐ @ŚĂŶŐĞƐŝŶĂďŝůŝƚǇƚŽŵĂŶĂŐĞƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďŝůŝƟĞƐ – at home and/or at school @ĞĮĂŶĐĞŽĨĂƵƚŚŽƌŝƚǇ͕ƚƌƵĂŶĐǇ͕ƚŚĞŌ͕ĂŶĚͬŽƌ vandalism @Frequent outbursts of anger
In Adults, Young Adults And Adolescents @Confused thinking @WƌŽůŽŶŐĞĚĚĞƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ;ƐĂĚŶĞƐƐŽƌŝƌƌŝƚĂďŝůŝƚǇͿ @Feelings of extreme highs and lows @ǆĐĞƐƐŝǀĞĨĞĂƌƐ͕ǁŽƌƌŝĞƐĂŶĚĂŶǆŝĞƟĞƐ @Social withdrawal @ƌĂŵĂƟĐĐŚĂŶŐĞƐŝŶĞĂƟŶŐŽƌƐůĞĞƉŝŶŐŚĂďŝƚƐ @Suicidal thoughts @Substance use
In Younger Children @Changes in school performance @WŽŽƌŐƌĂĚĞƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƐƚƌŽŶŐĞīŽƌƚƐ @ŚĂŶŐĞƐŝŶƐůĞĞƉŝŶŐĂŶĚͬŽƌĞĂƟŶŐŚĂďŝƚƐ @Excessive worry or anxiety @,ǇƉĞƌĂĐƟǀŝƚǇ @WĞƌƐŝƐƚĞŶƚŶŝŐŚƚŵĂƌĞƐ @WĞƌƐŝƐƚĞŶƚĚŝƐŽďĞĚŝĞŶĐĞŽƌĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ @Frequent temper tantrums
WHAT IS A PSYCHOTIC DISORDER? DEd>,>d,DZ/͘ Ed describes psychosis as ‘a general term to describe a set of symptoms of mental illnesses that result in strange or bizarre ƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐ͕ƉĞƌĐĞƉƟŽŶƐ (sight, sound), behaviours, ĂŶĚĞŵŽƟŽŶƐ͘WƐǇĐŚŽƐŝƐ ŝƐĂďƌĂŝŶͲďĂƐĞĚĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŵĂĚĞďĞƩĞƌŽƌǁŽƌƐĞ by environmental factors, like ĚƌƵŐƵƐĞĂŶĚƐƚƌĞƐƐ͛͘
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8 @Hearing or seeing something that isn’t there @A constant feeling of being watched @/ŶĂƉƉƌŽƉƌŝĂƚĞŽƌƵŶƵƐƵĂůďĞŚĂǀŝŽƵƌ @^ƚƌĂŶŐĞďŽĚǇŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚƐŽƌƉŽƐŝƟŽŶŝŶŐ @A change in personal hygiene and appearance @/ŶĐƌĞĂƐŝŶŐǁŝƚŚĚƌĂǁĂůĨƌŽŵƐŽĐŝĂů ƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐ @/ƌƌĂƟŽŶĂů͕ĂŶŐƌǇŽƌĨĞĂƌĨƵůƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƚŽ loved ones @ǆƚƌĞŵĞ ƉƌĞŽĐĐƵƉĂƟŽŶŽƌĨĞĂƌƐƚŚĂƚ seem bizarre
Dear Doc Dr Karen Koch, a medical doctor, answers your health ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐ͘ DEAR DOC, I KNOW people talk about wearing sunscreen all the time, but this can’t be healthy for you. Surely you need a little bit of sunshine to prevent vitamin deficiencies and depression? Sun lover DEAR SUN LOVER, YOU’RE correct that the skin produces Vitamin D with the help of UV radiation under the ƐŬŝŶ͘sŝƚĂŵŝŶĚĞĨŝĐŝĞŶĐǇĐĂŶůĞĂĚƚŽĂŚŽƐƚ of problems including increased risk of cancer, ŚĞĂƌƚĂƚƚĂĐŬĂŶĚĚĞƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ͘ Vitamin D doesn’t only come from sitting in ƚŚĞƐƵŶ͘zŽƵŶĞĞĚϲϬϬ/hŽƌϭϱŵĐŐƉĞƌĚĂǇŽĨ sŝƚĂŵŝŶ͘dŚŝƐĞƋƵĂƚĞƐƚŽŶŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶϯϬ minutes in the sun (in early morning or late ĂĨƚĞƌŶŽŽŶͿƚǁŝĐĞƉĞƌǁĞĞŬ͘ You can get Vitamin D from a diet rich in fish, ŵŝůŬ͕ĚĂŝƌǇ͕ůŝǀĞƌĂŶĚĞŐŐƐ͘WƌŽůŽŶŐĞĚƐƵŶ exposure gives no extra production of necessary vitamin D, and it exposes the skin to the harmful effects of ultraviolet radiation which includes ĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚŽĨƐŬŝŶĐĂŶĐĞƌƐĂŶĚƉŚŽƚŽĚĂŵĂŐĞ͘ Most South Africans do get enough sun ĞǆƉŽƐƵƌĞ͘/ĨĂŶǇƚŚŝŶŐƚŽŽŵƵĐŚƌĂƚŚĞƌƚŚĂŶƚŽŽ ůŝƚƚůĞ͘/ĨǇŽƵĂƌĞĐŽŶĐĞƌŶĞĚĂďŽƵƚǇŽƵƌsŝƚĂŵŝŶ levels, speak to your doctor about checking your ďůŽŽĚůĞǀĞůƐ͘
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EATING well is integral to health.
BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
Eating Healthily ITH the festive season gone, it’s time 13. Buy mainly greens ͵ kale and spinach to get back into shape. But not only are a great choice. is your body still in holiday mode, but 14. Always choose fresh over frozen or your pocket is now officially empty too. canned. Here are some tips to snap back into shape… On a 15. Avoid sweetened drinks as they are unhealthy budget! Eating healthily doesn’t have to be pricey. and expensive. 1. Buy fresh produce when it’s in season and freeze it. 16. If you want to satisfy your sweet tooth, stick 2. Look for any sales or use any points you have on to naturally sweet food such as sweet veggies like cards. sweet potatoes, or fruit. 3. Plan meals accordingly ͵ for instance don’tt make nce, don 17. Buy in bulkk wher 17 where possible. seafood the night before pay day. 1 . Prepar your own food as often as 4. Do not waste food ͵ minimise wastee by p ssible, and stay in control of cooking what’s already in the fridge. w at you’re eating. ing 5. Fill up on whole grains and beans. PACE your mealtime. Eat . Watch portion sizes quickly is unhealthy for 6. Try buying less expensive cuts of ͵ in this way you n, meat. many reasons. Slow dow can also enjoy the ke ma and e bit h 7. Keep an organised fridge and enjoy eac m meals over two pantry. sure to give your stomach days. some time to realise it’s 8. Enjoy leftovers when possible ͵ not 20 0. Grow your only are you staying healthy (if the full, instead of binging and own fresh herbs or regretting. meal was originally healthy, that is), but b vegetables. you’re not throwing it out either. 21. Keep p your fridge 9. Shop at the farmer’s market. stocked with healthy food. 10. Always make a grocery list and stick to it. 22. Always add veggies to a meal. 11. Don’t let the sweet aisles tempt you ͵ they’re bad 23. Eat like a king for breakfast ͵ a health king, of for your hips, and your pocket! course. 12. Never shop hungry as you will buy the wrong food 24. Replace dessert with fruit ͵ but be careful not to just to satisfy a craving. choose fruits which are high in sugar.
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6 FAST & HEALTHY BREAKFASTS YOU’RE back at work, trying to fit in gym and just not managing to eating healthy meals. Don’t panic. Here are some great healthy, and creative, breakfast ideas which are fast and easy ͵ and will help you lose that Christmas bulge. 1. Berry and yoghurt smoothie. 2. Peanut butter on toast ͵ stick to rye bread or low GI if possible. 3. Quinoa fruit salad. 4. Avocado toast with egg ͵ poached is best. 5. Egg breakfast muffins. 6. Peanut butter b and banana smoothie.
Did You Know? WHILE our bodies need fibre, we never actually digest it.
11 SURPRISINGLY HIGH-FIBRE FOODS 1. Lentils 2. Black beans 3. Artichokes 4. Peas 5. Broccoli 6. Raspberries
7. Blackberrries 8. Avocadoss 9. Pears 10. Wholewheat pastaa 11. Oatmeal
10 WARNING SIGNS OF AN EATING DISORDER WHEN it comes to eating disorders, there are many factors. Here are 10 signs to look out for if you think you or a loved one could be headed down that road. 1. Constant or repetitive dieting 2. Evidence of binge eating 3. Evidence of vomiting or laxative abuse
4. Change in clothing style ͵ wears only baggy clothes 5. Sudden or rapid weight loss 6. Loss or disturbance of menstrual periods for females 7. Intense fear of gaining weight 8. Fainting or dizziness 9. Extreme body dissatisfaction ͵ a negative body image 10. Depression or anxiety
Courtesy of www.thekitchn.com, www.eatingdisorders.org.au and www.greatist.com
OUR guide to a banging body!
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Stealing Chris’ Fitness Secrets E’S one gorgeous man, but Chris Hemsworth’s perfect physique is proof that hard work pays off. With a very intense training schedule, the actor makes sure to eat correctly, too, and in order to build muscle
Body News BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
mass, he eats all the right food, including protein. Chris’ diet consists of food items like chicken, egg whites, steak and fish, less white rice and potatoes and more fibrous carbohydrates like spinach and broccoli.
SWIM THOSE CALORIES AWAY WITH summer still here in full force, it’s the perfect time to take advantage of the many health benefits it offers. Plus, there’s no need to stop in summer ͵ indoor pools are great for keeping that body in shape all year round. We share just some of the many benefits of swimming below: 1. It keeps your heart rate up. 2. It builds endurance, muscle strength and cardiovascular fitness. Did You 3. It helps keep your weight in check. Know? 4. It tones muscles. BEFORE landing the role of 5. It provides an all-over body workout. Thor, Chris Hemsworth didn’t work out much. Instead he 6. It alleviates stress. enjoyed boxing and hitting the 7. It improves co-ordination, balance waves, like a true Australian. and posture. 8. It improves flexibility.
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TIPS SWIMMING is a great way to stay fit and healthy, but there are some things to keep in mind before
T-Shirt: R299.95, By David Jones, Woolworths
Shoes: R1 399.95, Nike
DID you know that sit-ups and crunches work more muscles for more gains? According to Livehealthy. chron.com, both sit-ups and crunches hit your abs hard, which help you get a toned and ripped abdomen. “Because they involve a greater range of movement and more lifting motion, sit-ups force you to work not just your abdominal muscles, but also the connecting stabiliser muscles, such as your hip flexors and the muscles in your legs and chest,” states the site.
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BY VERA FOURIE
“WHEN I was a young boy I absolutely loved steamed pudding with hot syrup. Living in a hot climate such as South Africa’s, we did not have this dessert very often, but it was my favourite and I still enjoy it occasionally to this very day.” – Raymond Ackerman
HIS week’s delicious recipe is courtesy of publisher Random House’s Giving Back Childhood: Childhood Memories And Recipes From 50 Well-Known And BigHearted South African Heroes, which is available from Exclusive Books.
Ingredients (Serves 4-6) 125ml Golden syrup, plus extra for serving 125g Butter, softened 100g castor sugar Two Eggs 225g Self-raising flour, sifted 160ml Milk Ice cream or vanilla custard for serving
Method GREASE a 1-litre capacity ceramic pudding basin. Cut out two matching circles, one from baking paper and one from aluminium foil, slightly larger than the diameter of the basin. Layer the two circles together on a work surface and, keeping them together; fold a 3cm wide pleat down the centre. Pour the golden syrup into the greased
pudding basin. Using an electric mixer, cream together the butter and sugar until pale and creamy. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating between each addition. Gradually stir in the flour and milk, alternately until the mixture is smooth. Carefully spoon it into the basin and smooth down the surface. Cover the basin, paper-side down, with the layered paper and foil. Secure with kitchen twine. Curve the edges of the paper and foil upwards so that they will not come into contact with the water during steaming. Place an upturned saucer in the base of a large saucepan, then position the pudding basin on top of the saucer. Pour in enough boiling water to reach halfway up the sides of the basin. Cover the saucepan and heat over medium to low heat for two hours, or until a skewer inserted in the centre comes out clean. Remove from the heat and leave the pudding basin for five minutes before turning out the pudding onto a plate. Drizzle extra syrup over the pudding. Serve immediately with ice cream or custard.
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ACKERMAN GOLDEN SYRUP STEAMED PUDDING
HAVE a look at what makes up a star’s diet, BY ANGELA BEKIARIS so you can shine, too!
What I Eat In A Day
OVE, move, move. It doesn’t matter what you do, just move your body,” says Thandy Matlaila, local actress, dancer, choreographer and aspiring athlete who has starred in shows Soul City 11 and Tshisa, to name but a few. “I swear by running: it’s the least administrated sport; you can do it anywhere and the only props you need are you and a good pair of running shoes. Being active is not only healthy but it keeps your mood up and you looking youthful.” While Thandy admits that her menu changes, this is generally what she eats during the day.
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“RAISINS are very nutritious and have many health benefits ͵ they are rich in vitamin B, iron and potassium and are a good source of carbohydrates. However, make sure to eat them in moderation.”
t HOMEMADE smoothie that includes plain yoghurt: “I usually do carrot smoothie or pawpaw and apple smoothie. Or an apple, mango or paw-paw with plain yoghurt and some dried fruits/nuts. The dried fruits/nuts I usually leave for Saturday after I have done my long run.”
RICE cakes or cracker age bread with plain cottage cheese.
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WATER: “Drink lots of water. I believe I’m a water junkie. I seriously don’t think two litres is enough. By 10h00, I’ve already drunk two litres of water.” She adds, “In winter I drink a lot of honeycombed ginger tea.”
“TRY to eat your fruits raw – not fruit juice; when I’m trying to drop some weight, I cut out ALL fruit juices as the sugar content is high.”
THANDY, who says that she does yoga at least five times a week and runs on average about six times a week, is clearly living a very healthy lifestyle. She fills up on a good mix of foods, and stays hydrated with loads of water, even while on set. And while she admits to having a sweet tooth too, she says she only indulges once a month. She knows what works for her body and she sticks to it. Well done, Thandy… We might steal some of your meal ideas!
Get The Look CELEBRITY moms who know how to look stylish. HIS week, our attention goes to a few stylish international and local celebrity moms who not only work hard and care for their kids, but manage to look incredible in the process.
BY SUZY MUKENDI
TEI Carry-On Bag: R1 299, By Country Road, Woolworths
TIP IF you feel like you’re wearing too much satin then simply add a daytime item like a denim jacket around the waist to reduce the glam.
Sunglasses: R99, Woolworths
Choker: R89.08, BayOne
Choker: R106.86, BayOne
TIP IF you need a feminine touch, look to off-theshoulder tops. The flash of skin elongates the neck and creates a look that is both flirty and fun.
Sunglasses: R120, Woolworths
FOR busty and tall girls, wrap dresses are perfect for slimming your frame. Also, choose a printed wrap dress, as they are better at hiding bumps than solids. ^ĂƟŶ<ŝŵŽŶŽ͗ R299, H&M
KīͲdŚĞ Shoulder Top: R249, H&M
Lace Bra: R199, H&M Choker: R30, Rogero Style
Dress: R639, G Couture
Top: R379, H&M
Skirt: R303.44, BayOne
Heels: R999, Aldo
Heels: R739, Madison Shoes
Heels: R1 399, Aldo
White Skinny Jeans: R499, By New Look, Zando
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TIP CREATE a contrasting effect by combining and pairing different textures together, like a light and breezy off-the-shoulder top with a heavier structured fabric. This also works perfectly for the office.
Top: R149, H&M
TIP Bodysuit: R79.99, DƌWƌŝĐĞ
Denim Jeans: R299, Woolworths
SATIN lends a playful and flirty feel to any outfit, so if you want to give a softer feel to an edgy look, throw on a satin jacket or blouse.
KīͲdŚĞͲ^ŚŽƵůĚ ĚĞƌ Top: R229, H&M
Jacket: R1 299, By Country Road, Woolworths
Heels: R1 399, Aldo
TIP EASY tip when tackling denim on denim: make sure that they aren’t in the same wash and weight.
Heels: R1 399, Aldo
Reversible Kenzo Skirt: R1 499, H&M
Jeans: R199.99, DƌWƌŝĐĞ
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Jacket: R499, By Linx, Zando
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STYLIST: SUZY MUKENDI PHOTOGRAPHER: BRENDA TAYLOR
Tip IF you want to sh ow skin in a tasteful way, pa ir boyfriend jeans with a crop top that hits on your belly bu tton or slightly above. Unbutto n a printed shirt or loosen a wrap dress and throw that over to give your look a playful feel.
MOTHER Of All Makeovers. HEN you spend your days running after your kids, making sure everything is in order at home, while staying on top of that working from nine to five, your style tends to take the back seat. Thatâ€™s why this week weâ€™re turning our attention to the women in our lives who help hold everything together. We ran a competition and selected Lesego Moatshe, new mom of one to adorable son Lefa, to partake in a fashion shoot that was about showing all the mothers out there that you can still work it and look fabulous no matter how many kids you have or how many jobs you work! All it takes are easy, everyday bold pieces to transform your look and take it to the next level.
Earrings: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Marble Stone Collar Necklace: R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Multicoloured Necklace: R499, Accessorize Wrap Dress: R600, Kaku Black Top: R799, Jo Borkett Jeans: R2 050, Nicci Boutique Courts: R1 399.99, Dune Bag: Price On Request, Missibaba
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Earrings: R369, Accessorize Necklace: R499, Accessorize Jacket: R1 999, Nicci Boutique Wrap Dress: R650, Kaku Ring: R349, Accessorize Clutch: R349, Accessorize Heels: R1 890, Europa Art
Tip DEFINE your waist and create an hourglass shape by adding a belt.
Earrings (Set Of Three): R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Jacket: R1 099, Forever21 Jumpsuit: R1 450, Nicci Boutique Belt: Price On Request, Missibaba Rings: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Heels: R1 699.95, Dune
IF youâ€™re short and petite then opt for Aline or high-waiste d skirts, which will give a le long and propor an, tioned silhouette.
Earrings: R199.95, Colette By Colette Hayman Choker: R219.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Diamante Necklace: R599, Accessorize Blouse: R535, Kaku Skirt: Price On Request, Ted Baker Heels: Price On Request, Ted Baker
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WRAP coats are perfect for days when you’re runn ing around and want something stylish and easy to put on. Wrap coat dresses are a perfect balance of casual yet cla ssy; and if you have a meeting later, just throw on some smart heels.
Earrings: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Choker: R249.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Coat: Price On Request, Ted Baker Handbag: Price On Request, Ted Baker Ankle Strap Heels: R2 990, Europa Art
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NO time? No problem. HETHER it’s your everyday staple or your happy hour go-to, everyone should master a smoky eye. The truth is: it takes a while to get it just perfect. Between choosing the perfect colours, blending and creating symmetry, forty minutes can easily pass before you step out of the house. But some mornings (or nights) we just don’t have the luxury of time. Luckily, we have the answer. These five steps will take you les an a minute to complete.
Step 1 START with a neutral eyeshadow base to make the smoky eye last throughout a meeting filled day well on to cocktails with the colleagues.
Step 2 BRUSH on your chosen darkest eye shadow colour most intensely at the lashline, and then blend it toward the browbone.
Eye Loving BB Cream SPF15: R375, DŝŝŽƐŵĞƟĐƐ
Step 3 USING a liner brush lines the eyes with black shadow.
Step 4 GO over that line with a black eyeliner pencil to add drama to the eyes.
TIP JUST starting out with a smoky? Step away from the black eyeshadow. Opt for a slightly lighter, neutral colour instead.
Eyeshadow Blending Brush: R230, Lancôme
HIGHLIGHT with gold silver or just a little shimmer in the inner corners of the eyes. End off with two coats of black mascara on both upper and lower lashes.
ǇĞ͛DĂƟĐ Eyepowder Pen In West White Story: R79.95, Catrice
Long Wear Eyeliner In Black Magic: R230, Bodyography
MAC Eye Shadow 15 Warm Neutral Shades: R1 200, DŽƐŵĞƟĐƐ
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LIGHTNING fast, air dry styles to try.
r e y r d r i Ha OU’VE finally gotten to a point where your hair is healthy again after all the sun exposure over the holidays. And it’s been hard work. From masks to targeted shampoos and conditioners, your hair is looking its old self again. As long as you’re trying to keep your hair healthy, why not stay away from heat styling? Too much heat is really, really bad for your hair (as proven over
December). We’ve heard horror stories about using a flat-iron so much that it actually stops hair from growing for years. Ouch! That’s why no-heat hairstyles are your friend, especially when you have dirty hair and let’s face it: just getting out of bed when the holidays have ended can be an enormous feat! We present to you easy no-heat hairstyles you can achieve with air drying only.
Box O’ Bollux: R435, Evo
IF you’re blessed with amazing natu ral texture like Joan Smalls, use it! Work with natural bedhead volume and wear it messy at the top of your head or at the lengths.
ONYTAILS are often written off PO ass the lazy-girl’s go-to. It’s the kind of thing you wear to yoga claass or for Saturday morning errrands. But just because the look is quick, doesn’t mean it caan’t be chic. Celebs prove that onies are anything but basic. po
KARRUECH E TRAN epitomises the bouncy and fun pony! She gives a classic spin on the classic style by wrapping a section of hair around the elastic band and pinning in place.
YOU don’t need advanced braiding skills to do pigtails, although it looks like it. There is, however, a trick to getting it smooth in the front: don’t apply serum until after you make the ponytails. If you do it before, hair will be slippery and the band will slide out of place. Secure your ponies at mid-height, then apply a serum onto the tails and braid it down to just above the ends. A serum will add gloss and uniformity. After braiding, flatten any bumps with a rattail comb.
tecni.art Liss Control Plus Smoothing Serum: R315, L’Oréal Professional
WE love Perrie Edwards’ edgy pigtails! Get her look by using rope, leather or metallic thread and tying it onto the under layer of hair – next to the ear is a good spot. French plait the pigtails, incorporating the accessory into one of the three sections of the plait.
Killer.Curls: R495, Kevin. Murphy
PR RINCESS LEIA started the trend for double buns in Star Wars wearing two doughnuts of hair covering her ears. W And now with the new films coming out, we’ve seen the style reinvented by celebrities. Carrie Fisher’s buns will su urely be missed, but at least you can execute the style th hat transcends decades, galaxies and lightsabre battles.
CAN’T get perfect curls without your trusty wand? We prove you wrong! Start by shampooing and conditioning your hair. Let your hair dry until it is slightly damp. Use a wide toothed comb to ensure that there are no more tangles. If you have hard to curl hair, rub a little curling paste into your hair. Now take a hair tie, twist your hair and put it up in a messy bun. Wait for your hair to dry completely and then slowly take off the hair tie. Remember, the more hair ties and the more buns you make, the tighter the curls will be.
If you’re a high-fashion kind of girl looking for some newfound edge, go the Gabrielle Union route and switch up the style by doing vertical double buns. One at the top of your head like a regular topknot and the other at the nape of the neck.
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HAVE fun buns, lik e Nicole Scherzing er. Be adventurous with styling and go wi ld with accessories or co lour for lust-worth y hair. Nicole’s statemen t was dip dyeing her ends pink and purple. If colour isn’t your thing, finish off with a sh ine spray. Now th at’s what we call buns , hun.
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