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She’s usually staggering around in a bum-baring dress after downing Jägerbombs in a club, so it was refreshing to see party-loving Chloe Ferry covered up in a snowsuit while enjoying a day of dog-sledding. The 21-year-old, who has been filming for the new series of Geordie Shore in Tignes, France, looked like she was having the time of her life. Perhaps this is Chloe’s version of “hair of the dog” after a heavy night of après-ski! Q

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16 CHARLOTTE CROSBY Embraces hairiness, but not motherhood 33 HELEN FLANAGAN Corrie comeback marred by trolls

20 FEBRUARY celebrities 2017 on the cover

4 STEPH & JEZ Model does a U-turn, saying baby Caben is his, but he’s still laying into his ex 7 TARA PALMERTOMKINSON Prince Charles leads celeb tributes after the shock death of legendary It Girl

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8 HOT MAMAS! These celebrity mums reveal how they stay in top shape 10 POSH & BECKS Left reeling by the backlash after hacked emails are leaked 15 LAUREN GOODGER Fans despair at jailbird romance as she wears sparkler on ring finger

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19 KYLIE VS KYLIE Aussie icon trounces reality star in battle to trademark name 20 BIANCA GASCOIGNE Vents at Jamie after she’s ditched in public 21 NICOLA MCLEAN On Danielle’s “lies” and reunion sex 22 CBB We grill Kim, Coleen and Jedward on their time in the house

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23 KIM WOODBURN Five stars who have been Woodburn-ed 24 JORGIE PORTER Her ideal dates, duds and deal-breakers 25 KATIE & SIMON She dishes dirt on her night of passion with the “manly” mogul 28 JESS WOODLEY Quits MIC for fashion 29 ATOMIC KITTEN Battle tension on their tour Down Under 51 AISLING LOFTUS The Mr Selfridge actress’s new role and favourite co-stars

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14 CHLOE SIMS 18 WHERE IS THE LOVE? 26 STARS & STRIPES

32 MARNIE SIMPSON 46 COMPETITION 48 TRAVEL 52 TV GUIDE 66 THE LAST WORD

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36 FAMILY FASHION How Gigi, Bella, Kylie and Kendall shape up in the style stakes 39 HOT BUYS Latest bargains plus our star buy 42 IMOGEN TOWNLEY Ibiza Weekender star’s diet and fitness secrets 44 BEAUTY BUZZ Rita’s sultry shades

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he car crash They became a couple after Jez posed with a that is Steph meeting on CBB last year mystery blonde Davis and Jeremy McConnell’s relationship shows no signs of improving, as last week Jez laid into the new mum, insisting that he does believe he’s Caben-Albi’s dad. It’s quite the U-turn for 26-year-old Jeremy, who had denied he was the father throughout ex Steph’s pregnancy. In June, he stressed, “I’m not going to be a dad. It’s not my kid numerous infidelities and she’ll look like a mug.” whilst in the However, last week he went relationship.” on TV to take a DNA test and Disputing Jez’s declared, “I do believe I am the claims that she has father. I want the baby to be ignored his requests mine. I can see a resemblance.” for a DNA test, her rep Steph with to make me look that I wasn’t even pregnant, The Irish model, who split said, “It is upsetting to her brother like the bad guy then that he wasn’t sure if he from Steph last April, added, “I think that Jeremy would and I’m not. It’s was the dad. He had to stand by never said the baby wasn’t mine. stoop so low to challenge the upsetting as it’s just the way she that throughout my pregnancy. All I said was that there was a mother of his child to a DNA test manipulates the public. This is My only priority now is my son.” doubt because she was with live on TV when it was already in demoralising.” Fans on Twitter, however, other men in the first two weeks hand. This shows how little Hinting at his desire for the were quick to call out both of April. Before we went to Cape concern he has for Caben.” pair to reach a truce, he added, Stephanie and Jeremy over Verde, we were broken up for Despite his past tweets to the “It’s time to put our differences their behaviour. two weeks – and I have no idea contrary, Jez claimed that he was aside and do the right thing. It’s “Both as bad as each other, who she was sleeping with then.” overjoyed when he found out plain and simple. This could be tweets, contracts, magazine And he couldn’t resist making Steph was pregnant. dealt with privately from the start, deals, interviews, that poor child a further dig at the 23-year-old, “I was delighted. I was buzzing,” but we can’t change the past.” is going to suffer,” one posted. saying, “She’s parading him he said. “I told her I loved her and He was later seen out on the Another added, “This is what around like he was the FA cup. that I would be there for her. My town with a mystery woman, who happens when you rush into Stephanie is living off me and the initial reaction was to go straight he’s been spotted with before. a relationship with someone baby, simple.” to her – but I didn’t. Maybe I regret Steph has always insisted you’ve known for five mins and He also mocked his newborn it a little now, but I know I’ve done Jeremy, who jetted to Thailand have a baby.” son’s name after Steph revealed the right thing. on a lads’ holiday days before she Others urged the warring she named him after a guy she “Things were so bad between went into labour last month, is pair to forget their differences met on holiday. us that going back to her could Caben-Albi’s father. and put Caben first. “The only “If she met a fella on a night have been harmful for her and the After giving birth, she said, person getting hurt is the baby, out and named the baby after him baby. I loved her so much, I didn’t “My son is 100 per cent Jeremy’s both of you grow up, you can’t then it’s disgusting,” Jeremy want to take that risk.” baby and a paternity test will control each other any more,” blasted. “If that’s my child, he’s However, there was very little prove it.” one wrote. Another fan agreed, been named after a guy she met love on display when he went on Explaining his writing, “Both need to in a club and I’ll be calling him to accuse her of “manipulating” unsupportive do right by your that for the rest of his life.” the situation to gain sympathy. behaviour, son he has a Steph was quick to respond “What she is trying to do is she added, right to know to Jeremy’s about-face, issuing a puppeteer the public, she’s trying “Jeremy who his father statement from her rep on Twitter said a long is regardless that said, “Stephanie has felt time ago of what’s humiliated by Jeremy denying gone on.” his own son and foolishly Another announcing publicly his single mum request for a DNA test. shared her “Jeremy has caused experience, Stephanie massive amounts Four-week-old revealing, “He of stress, pressure and upset Caben-Albi may be the shittest throughout her pregnancy.” bf in the world but end up Referring to Jez’s claim being the best father, my ex Steph slept with another put me thru far worse but man, her rep added, “Steph he’s an amazing dad.” confirmed to Jeremy that she Your fans are right, guys, was pregnant ten days after it’s time to focus on baby they split. Any suggestion Caben… Q that she was unfaithful to Jeremy gets swabbed ROBYN MORRIS him is to detract from his for his DNA test


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‘SHE WAS A SHINING LIGHT’ The party girl was known for her outfits

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ributes poured in last week for The much-loved Londoner, legendary socialite Tara Palmerwho was the daughter of former Tomkinson after she was found Olympic skier Charles Palmerdead in her London flat aged Tomkinson and his wife Patti, led just 45. The shocking news came days after a colourful life as she rose to fame builders heard a “loud bang” come from in the 1990s. inside her home. She made headlines for her The former It Girl, who has appeared on love of partying and outrageous a string of reality shows and came second outfits, such as her brilliant on the first series of I’m a Celeb in 2002, snorkel, underwear and fur coat had been suffering with ill health after being combo, once joking that she diagnosed with a brain tumour last year. “hadn’t slept for 20 years”. A police spokesman confirmed, “A woman, Tara was open about her darker aged in her 40s, was pronounced times, too. In 2014 she dead at the scene. Enquiries into confessed to becoming the circumstances are ongoing.” a “recluse” after a nervous As Star went to press, the breakdown. cause of Tara’s death was She was also honest still unexplained. about her past drug Her godfather Prince addiction, admitting, “I She came 2nd in Charles, 68, and wife Camilla, definitely have regrets. I wish I’m A Celeb 69, led the tributes, saying, “We I had never touched half the are deeply saddened and our stuff. But in the same way, I’m not thoughts are so much with the family.” going to sit there and feel ashamed Tara’s best friend and ex Duncan James, for what I did, because I have had a life. 38, also revealed his devastation. The Blue What matters to me now is health. Because singer, 38, tweeted, “Heartbroken and numb I’ve paid a price for my health.” I have lost one of my oldest and dearest Tara discovered her tumour following friends. I’m going to miss ur laughter the blood tests after she felt ill in the summer most shmooey. Rip sweetheart.” of 2015. She revealed last Old pal Boy George, 55, added, “Sorry November, “I got terribly Police guarded we have lost Tara. R.I.P. She was a sweet frightened. I started her London flat complicated soul!” thinking, ‘I’m going to die. Fellow socialite Tamara Beckwith, 46, I’ve only got a couple of said, “The terribly sad news of my old friend weeks to live.’” Tara PT’s passing has come as quite a shock. After taking medication, She was a shining light and I have nothing she added, “Thankfully, it but very fond memories of the times we had seems to have gone away together. She was most definitely one of life’s for now.” true characters. My thoughts are naturally You will be missed, TPT. Q with her family.” JESSICA EVANS

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Kerry has spent the past few months slimming down for the Atomic Kitten tour – to keep up with Natasha Hamilton and Michelle Heaton. The mum-of-five, 36, also admitted in October that she’d had £12,000 of liposuction, explaining, “I’ve been recovering from having a shitload of lipo!! And a mini tummy tuck!” She’s been hitting the gym hard while abroad with the girls, exercising daily and eating chicken salads.

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Michelle has continued to work out on her tour of Australia with Atomic Kitten and Liberty X. The qualified personal trainer quickly got back into shape after the birth of son Aaron, now two. “After my first baby Faith was born, I realised that if I stayed active throughout pregnancy, regaining my figure afterwards would be less of a challenge,” the 37year-old says.

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Billi Mucklow YOGA QUEEN

Former TOWIE regular Billi shed 3st after giving birth to son Arlo in 2015, thanks to Bikram yoga and regular gym sessions. She says, “I’m really proud I’ve been able to return to my prebaby weight and I feel confident and happy with my body.” Motherhood hasn’t held her back. The 28-year-old regularly takes Arlo along with her on personal training sessions. Now that’s dedication!

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JESSICA CUNNINGHAM School run mum

She’s a single mum to three young daughters, yet Jessica, 29, looks sensational in a swimsuit. The Apprentice and CBB star gets up at 7am to take her girls to school and works until 1am – so we

don’t get how she can look so good! She says, “The last two years have taught me to be comfortable in my own skin. The most amazing thing happens when you like who you are. You lose all insecurities.”


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Natasha Hamilton AB-TOMIC KITTEN She may be the mother of four children, but looking at those amazing abs, it’s hard to believe Natasha has had any kids at all. After giving birth to her daughter Ella Rose, now two, the 34-year-old said, “Keeping fit is a big part of daily life for me. Even if I can just get 20 minutes in. I always feel much better when I’ve had a workout. And I don’t do crash diets.” You look ab-solutely amazing!

Maria Fowler KEEPING DISCIPLINED After vowing to lose the 3st she gained during her pregnancy, Maria managed to lose a whopping 2st 7lb in just 12 weeks. The former TOWIE regular, 30, said at the time, “I had a lot of loose skin around my tummy but I knew if I was disciplined, adjusted my diet and started to exercise regularly I could get back to how I was before.” Check out those abs!

Mel Sykes Imogen Thomas FEELING THE PRESSURE Imogen confessed to feeling “totally body conscious” after having Ariana, four, and 14-monthold Siera. “It’s so hard because I’m naturally a curvy woman, but after having kids and getting older it’s hard to maintain your figure,” she says. “I hate my hips. I hate my boobs, they’re too big. I want the implants removed.” The 34-year-old ex-glamour model works out four to five times a week and sticks to a healthy diet. You look amazing to us, Imogen.

WORKOUTAHOLIC Follow Mel on Instagram and you’ll discover her daily fitness regime and love of boot camps. So it’s no surprise her body is insane. But the mum-of-two, 46, has insecurities. “My thighs have a tendency to be heavy and bulky, so I have to be careful while building my bottom that I don’t build my thighs in the process,” she says. We don’t think you have anything to worry about, Mel!

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ictoria Beckham is facing a ferocious campaign from angry fans as she continues to ignore the uproar surrounding her husband David’s leaked email scandal. And now there are fears Brand Beckham could be irreversibly damaged in the aftermath. Just before the news broke, David was partying without a care in Hollywood, where he was spotted leaving celeb hot spot The Friend with model Poppy Delevingne. Meanwhile, former Spice Girl Posh looked solemn as she stepped out in NYC last week ahead of her New York Fashion Week show, as the stress of the scandal threatens to overshadow all the hard work she’s put into her latest collection. David was discredited when highly embarrassing emails sent by the former England captain to his advisers were made public. The content revealed David’s anger at not being awarded a knighthood for his charity work, with one missive describing the awards committee as “unappreciative c**ts” and noting that he’s not interested in

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anything less than becoming a “sir”. He wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood, f**k off.” But the backlash from outraged fans, who were stunned as family man David was exposed, also turned on 42-year-old Posh. “He’s really damaged u both,” one posted on her Instagram page. Another added, “Sorry your husband has lost the plot he said what he said he need to get over it.” A third slammed, “Tell David it’s about time people can now see what he is really like. He stopped becoming a footballer when he met you.” Other trolls targeted the famous family and the £500 million empire they’ve built up. One sneered, “Disgusting family. Always have been.” While a second chipped in, “Beckham brand is dead and buried, game over for those muppets.”


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Kath bore the brunt of Becks’ potty mouth

HITTING OUT

In the hacked correspondence, 41-year-old David exposes his intense desire to be recognised for his sporting and charity achievements – while slating other celebrities who have been honoured. He branded the decision to award opera singer Katherine Jenkins an OBE in 2014 a “f**king joke” and mocked her past drug use, writing, “OBE for what? Singing at the rugby and going to see the troops plus taking coke.” Critics claim Becks, who has undeniably raised millions for Unicef through the David Beckham 7 Fund to help vulnerable children around the word, tried to use the charity as part of his plan to earn a knighthood. A source says, “It’s incredible to see the lengths David and his team went to present him in the right light. It would appear his every public move was orchestrated to appeal to the committee, but now the whole process has been exposed.” Critics say his However, an charity work Honours Committee is for show insider claims he missed out because of his reported involvement in a tax avoidance scheme. The source says, “HMRC gives us a flag – it’s red, amber or green. Beckham was a red. His taxes were the problem.”

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The bombshell material also shows David complaining about being asked to donate $1 million to a Unicef prize-giving dinner. “I don’t want to put my personal money into this cause,” he wrote. “To pour this million into the fund is like putting my own money in. If there was no fund, the money would be for me. This f**king money is mine.” Online commenters labelled the dad-offour “greedy” and “ghastly” after reading the emails. However, David’s rep insists, “This is based on outdated material taken out of context from hacked and doctored private emails from a third party server and gives a deliberately inaccurate picture.”

BLACKMAIL

The emails were leaked after David refused to hand over €1 million blackmail money to the hackers. Cyber criminals gained access to emails and documents stored on the computers of the sports agency run by David’s PR chief Simon Oliveira. It’s said they demanded €1 million not to expose the sensitive material, but Becks refused to pay up. The leak is bad timing for David, who only two weeks ago spoke about having strong family morals. “We have got strong parents and they taught us the right values,” he said. “Of course, you make mistakes. It’s about working through it.”

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Sharon Osbourne stuck the knife in by slamming David as “shallow” for chasing a title. “Who wants to be a stupid knight anyway?” the 64-year-old asked. “Only people who are shallow. Is that what you were working towards? Shame on you.” David was awarded an OBE in 2003 and Victoria received the same honour in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours List in January. However, her husband’s disgrace has quickly overshadowed her achievement. David and Victoria’s reps declined to comment. Q GEORGIA TREVITT

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T S U J ‘ Y N N A D CALL ME DOCTOR’ After quitting Loose Women last year, Vicky Pattison has been at, ahem, a loose end. So now she’s being tipped to host the revamped Blind Date, which is set to make a comeback after 13 years. Cilla Black’s son Robert Willis is backing 29-year-old Vic to step into his late mum’s shoes. “She’s funny and likeable. She’s relatable. She can handle herself, she would be good,” he said. Fellow Geordie Scarlett Moffatt, 26, has also been linked to the plum job, meaning that the two jungle queens could go head to head for the gig. May the best lass win…

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Tom woos Elvis’s ex

It’s Not Unusual to see Sir Tom Jones with a pretty lady on his arm, and now he’s rumoured to be romancing his former pal Elvis Presley’s ex-wife Priscilla, 71. “Tom has enjoyed Priscilla’s company. They have been seen out in Hollywood and although it is early days they are taking each one as it comes,” a source reveals. The 76-year-old The Voice coach, whose wife Linda died in April last year, said of actress Priscilla, “We have been friends for a long time. She’s a lovely lady.”


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Game Of Thrones has topped a Go Compare survey of UK viewers’ all time fave box sets.

Kylie’s ‘lucky, lucky, lucky’ escape Vinnie Jones had a lot to say about Kylie Minogue’s split from her fiancé Joshua Sasse – and it didn’t paint the Galavant actor in a very good light. Vinnie claimed his co-star planned to get the pop princess into bed right from the start, after she was booked for a guest appearance on the hit US show. “Joshua moved into her hotel the night before she came,” Vinnie said. “His opening line to her was, ‘You do know all our guest stars have dinner with the star of the show of Galavant.’ He’s hilarious.” We doubt Kylie sees it that way, Vin…

Robbie Williams has confessed that he smoked drugs at Buckingham Palace. When asked about rumours he threw up in the royal household, Robbie said, “No. I smoked a spliff in Buckingham Palace.” It’s thought Robbie sparked up when he performed at the 2012 Queen’s Diamond Jubilee concert. The singer, 43, gave up booze years ago, but has said he does take drugs, admitting, “I’m allowed to go crazy once in a while, just as long as I don’t lose control.” And as long as Her Maj doesn’t catch you!

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The gym is the place to find love, according to Virgin Active, because we feel sexiest when we’re working out. Maybe it’s time to renew our gym membership!

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Music legend Aretha Franklin has announced her retirement at the age of 74. Thank you for the soul!

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We’re obsessed with the new MrMen.com customised family pictures. Bagsy being Little Miss Sunshine…

Tom ‘I still 5 Taylor’

If your toes curled when Tom Hiddleston donned that “I heart TS” tee, you’ll be pleased to know he only wore it as a joke. Or so he claims… Last week the actor, 36, said he borrowed it from one of Taylor Swift’s pals to “protect a graze from the sun”

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James Arthur has had his nose straightened after “too many scuffles as a teen” left it wonky. The 28-year-old singer warned fans, “Stay out of trouble.” Noted…

after he hurt his back falling over. “It was a joke,” he explained. And quashing rumours that his split with the singer was bitter, he added, “She’s generous, kind and lovely. We had the best time.” But did you keep the T-shirt, Tom?

STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! ORita Ora and Justin Bieber have teased that a collaboration could be on the cards. The pair took to Snapchat to duet on a rendition of All My Life by K-Ci and JoJo. Watch this space! OFearne Cotton has been

named as an ambassador for mental health charity Mind after opening up about her battle with depression. “I was really unhappy, but during that period I learned so much,” she said. OThe Jump’s

victim list keeps piling up. Bradley Wiggins is the second star to be injured, after the cyclist ripped his leg muscle during a slalom battle against comedian Mark Dolan. Vogue Williams pulled out days before when she injured her knee.

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HERO MUMS Helen Flanagan said she feels “mum guilt” after going back to Corrie – and I totally get how she feels. I didn’t go back to work until Madison was three, but the guilty feeling never goes away, no matter how old they are. Fortunately, I have a job where I get to be with her a lot, but it’s not like that for everyone. I salute nine-to-five working mums. I don’t know how they do it.

COME BACK, MARIO I was thrilled when Mario Falcone hinted that he might be returning to TOWIE – I love old cast coming back, and he’s so funny. Mind you, I reckon it will only work if he comes on the show with his girlfriend Becky Miesner, and I’m not sure if he’ll do that, as being on TV hasn’t worked for his relationships in the past.

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THE REAL BECKS I was shocked by some of the things David Beckham had apparently written in the emails he’s had hacked. You never know someone’s true colours, especially when their profile is as protected as Becks’ has been. I don’t get why he’s so bothered about being knighted, though. Can’t he be happy with his millions, four healthy children and a beautiful wife?

the KYLIEs at war I was intrigued by Kylie Minogue and Kylie Jenner’s fight to trademark the Kylie name in the US. It used to be that if I heard the name I’d think of Minogue, but over the past few years that’s changed to Jenner. There’s no escaping the Kardashians – they’re everywhere. Times have changed, haven’t they?!

THROWING IT BACK I heard that 90s bands Atomic Kitten, S Club and B*Witched are touring together Down Under. Back in the day, I loved the Spice Girls and Take That. I was a mad TT fan and now Madison loves them, too. I was obsessed with Robbie Williams and thought he was the bestlooking man in the world.


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auren Goodger set tongues wagging last week when she stepped out flashing a sparkler on her wedding finger. And her loyal fans are concerned that the TOWIE star is moving way too fast with her jailbird boyfriend Joey Morrisson. The 30-year-old says that Joey – who in 2010 was sentenced to 17 years and eight months for aggravated burglary, kidnap, possession of a firearm, ABH and blackmail – will be out of jail “this year”. And that cannot come soon enough for smitten Lauren, who is eager to start a “normal” life with her beau. “I want to get married and have children. I can’t wait to have a baby,” she recently admitted. “I think he’ll be a good dad [but] people are saying, ‘Wait until he’s out.’”

Lauren is defiant about her romance

Speculation that Lauren is already planning to take the next step with Joey comes after a string of bold Instagram posts. In one, since deleted, Lauren insisted people don’t understand their romance. She wrote, “Spent time with @m_joey1 today…People will never understand as everyone who judges are in perfect happy relationships aren’t they.”

She regularly posts pics of Joey

She also raised eyebrows by posting a raunchy snap of herself, captioned, “His @m_joey1.” Worried fans soon began commenting on the unorthodox relationship. “She’s so desperate and men smell desperation from a mile away,” said one. “He will come out and immediately drain her dry of any money she has in her bank. She’s foolish.”

Another added, “Tragic! The pics of her are awful and desperate. I feel sorry for her – seems deluded and lost.” A third cautioned, “You need to learn to start loving yourself so you don’t give your heart away so easily time and time again.” The reality star has even set up an Instagram account for Joey. A picture of him went up on the site, with Lauren tagged in it and the hashtag “#homesoon!” Lauren’s rep tells Star, “Lauren isn’t engaged and, while her boyfriend is in prison, she won’t be getting engaged. “Lauren is an old romantic at heart and so has no ‘plans’ to get engaged, but of course it’s something she looks forward to when the situation is right.” Q JESSICA EVANS

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‘I’m hairy all over!’ Charlotte Crosby tells us she’s defying boyfriend Bear’s demand that girls are perfectly shaved

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efore we get to interview Charlotte Crosby, we’re told not to ask any questions about her fledgling relationship with Ex On The Beach star Stephen Bear. The reality TV pair, who met co-hosting Just Tattoo Of Us, have been pictured kissing on several occasions lately and are, as we revealed last week, now a couple. But as we talk, it’s clear the pair of them are poles apart on some issues. Charlotte, 26, tells us that, unlike 27-year-old Bear – who wants to have children next year (ten kids, to be precise) – she doesn’t feel broody and doesn’t want to be held back by a baby right now. The former Geordie Shore favourite also reveals why she prefers to go au naturel – even though Bear explained to us, with his usual blunt charm, that any partner of his “can’t have a hairy fanny”… Hi Charlotte! You look amazing. How do you stay in shape? After December I felt like shit, but then in January I dug out my Belly Blitz DVD and started doing it religiously, along with the diet plan. That’s what I followed when I first lost all the weight and now it’s dropped off again. What is your diet like? It’s just about having smaller portions. You can still have stuff like potatoes, which makes the plan easier to stick to. You never feel like you’re starving yourself. Do you feel pressure to keep up because everyone on reality shows has an amazing figure? I don’t because I’ve always been more of a personality girl. I feel

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like I’ve got a pretty good personality, so I don’t need to rely on the body. What would you say to people who said you were too skinny? I’d say “Thank you so much!” There’s a movement among women to ditch the razor. Would you do this? I think you should do whatever you bloody well want. There are many times I’ve gone out without shaving my armpits, so I’m glad others are doing it – it makes us feel not so alone! Right now I have hairy armpits and haven’t shaved my vagina. So I’m on board with the whole hairiness thing at the moment. Have you seen your fellow In The Style girls Binky Felstead and Billie Faiers recently? I haven’t. The last time I saw them was last year, but I will as we have an In The Style party. Have their pregnancies made you broody at all? Last year I felt broody a little bit, but no, I don’t want a baby. I couldn’t think of anything worse. I’m 26 years old, I have so much more living to do in my life than to be held down by a baby.


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Charlotte’s been working out again

Would you like a family one day? I can’t wait for the day when I’m settled down with a family. I will be absolutely obsessed with my baby so much and I won’t go out any more. It will just be me and the little one. I’ll have constant pictures of the baby on Instagram. I want to work my arse off then, when I have a baby, go for a full two years and not have to work. Do you keep in touch with Nadia Essex and Eden Blackman, from Celebs Go Dating? I have them on Instagram. If I was to see them on a night out, I’d go over and speak to them. Did you have a good relationship with Nadia? Not really – it wasn’t great! Would you do Celebs Go Dating again? No. Did it once, never again. Would you ever go back to Geordie Shore? If they did a reunion, I’d pop in. Would you ever do The Jump? No way! It’s too scary. What’s your latest In The Style collection like? Very grungy. It’s about baggy ripped jumpers and grunge tees.

She didn’t hit it off with Nadia

It’s actually really cool. This one is a transitional collection. Most of it is like jumpers, so it’s still pretty wrap-up-warm type things. What would be the perfect outfit for a first date? There’s a nice little black dress with buttons all the way up it with long sleeves. What’s your favourite piece from this collection? Obviously I love a baggy jumper, so I do like those. I also love the black jumpsuit. I feel like Sandy from Grease in it! ■ JESSICA EVANS

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MY SUMMER BODY TIPS 1 3 A cute kit will help motivate you to get to the gym. I have an amazing one in my In The Style range. If you’re new to working out, start by doing things that don’t feel like exercise. So get a hobby like playing tennis or minigolf. You’ll burn calories without it being like hard work.

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Has Cupid’s arrow hit or missed this week?

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Meghan Markle & Prince Harry It looks like things are pretty serious between the actress and Harry, 32, after Meghan, 35, was spotted wearing a gold promise ring featuring the letter H on her right hand. An insider reveals, “They’ve taken things to the next level. They’re practically living together. She cooks for him, he pops out to the gym Promise ring! and they’re just enjoying hanging out.” It’s thought the pair will make their first official outing at Pippa Middleton’s wedding in May.

Hotting up!

Professor Green & Fae Williams He’s usually one to keep quiet about his personal life, but Pro Green couldn’t stop gushing about his relationship with model Fae on Instagram last week. The 33-year-old wrote, “#happycouple #couplegoals” alongside this picture of the pair, er, cuddling up at east London’s Fat Walrus pub. The Lip Sync Battle UK host was first linked to the model last November with a source confirming, “He’s been on loads of casual dates with various girls since splitting from Millie, but this is serious. He’s really into Fae and doesn’t want to mess it up.” Aww!

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Baby joy!

Model Rosie is expecting a baby with her actor fiancé Jason, revealing the happy news by posting this cute bump pic on Instagram. “Very happy to share that Jason and I are expecting!! Lots of love Rosie,” she wrote. The 29-year-old, who has been with Jason, 49, since 2010, has often spoken about her desire to have a family. She said last year, “I always see myself working, but definitely being a mum will be a big part of me. “There’s naturally a point when you think, ‘I don’t care about myself as number one any more. I want to care about other things.’” Congrats, guys!

Wedding bells!

Ed Sheeran & Cherry Seaborn Singer Ed has been linked to loads of famous girls, including Ellie Goulding and Taylor Swift, so it was quite a shock when it was revealed he was in a relationship with high school friend Cherry. Ed, 26 this week, even admitted that he’s thought about marriage with the hockey player. “Potentially, I would like some kids,” he added. Ed also previously said of their relationship, “I’m really secure now, we live together and we have cats. I think when you have cats that’s kind of it.” Looks like a purr-fect pairing!

LOVE BITES! LOVE BITES! LOVE BITES! LOVE BITES! LOVE BITES! LOVE BITES! OWhitney Port and Tim Rosenman are expecting their first child. The Hills star posted a bump pic, captioned, “We are soooooo excited!!!!” OMadonna has confirmed she’s adopted four-year-old twins Esther and Stella from Malawi. She

posted, “I am overjoyed they are now part of our family.” OJennifer Lopez and Drake’s romance appears to be over before it began. A source says,

“They’re just busy, so it has fizzled.” OMatt Damon has revealed pal George Clooney and his wife Amal are expecting twins in June. He said he’s “thrilled” for them.


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IT’S KYLIE VS KYLIE! Ms Minogue triumphs over Ms Jenner in their court battle to trademark the Kylie name

Ms Jenner Age: 19 Net worth: £14.3 million Social media: 123.8 million followers Family connections: Dad Caitlyn is a former Olympian, while mum Kris is credited with creating the Kardashian brand Pulling power: Viewing figures for KUWTK peaked at 10.5 million in 2011 Products: Kylie Cosmetics, Kendall + Kylie clothing and books Career high: Her lipsticks sold out in 20 minutes last year Career low: Being rumbled for lying about lip fillers

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ntil recently, “photographic if someone exhibitionism and mentioned controversial Kylie you posts”. By would instantly think contrast, she Minogue. But now describes that the Kardashian/ herself as “an Jenners have internationally Queen Kylie with cemented their place renowned sister Dannii as one of most famous performing artist, families on the planet, humanitarian and Little Miss Jenner is fast breast cancer snapping at the heels activist known to of the singer/actress/ the world simply all-round legend. as Kylie”. Miaow! However, when the The singer’s KUWTK reality star tried owned the web to trademark the Kylie address kylie.com Kylie J kills it name in the US, she since 1996 – a on Instagram came up against some year before her fierce opposition from namesake was the petite pop star. Now even born – and had topped the 48-year-old Ms Minogue has won US charts with The Locomotion their court battle – putting the eight years earlier. Kylie J, on the teen firmly in her place! other hand, has only been on screen The Aussie didn’t pull any since KUWTK debuted in 2007. punches in the fight to reign The selfie queen has appealed the court ruling, so which Kylie will supreme. In legal documents filed ultimately come out on top by her team, she described the 19remains to be seen. Q year-old as a “secondary reality ROBYN MORRIS TV personality” who promotes

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Age: 48 Net worth: £50 million Social media: 6.5 million followers Family connections: Retired dad Ron was an accountant, while her mum Carol was a professional dancer Pulling power: 20 million Brits tuned into Scott and Charlene’s Neighbours wedding in 1988 Products: Kylie Minogue At Home and Kylie Minogue fragrances Career high: Awarded Guinne ss World Record for most consecutive decades with top five albums. Officially third best-selling female artist ever in the UK Career low: Kiss Me Once, her first (and only) album under Verdict: Jay Z’s Roc Nation We love Ms Jenner, but label, flopped there’s only in 2014 one Kylie!

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BIANCA BLASTS JAMIE

Bianca and Jamie were loved-up

‘You’re so ’ l u f t c e p s e r s di The CBB star is devastated after being publicly ditched by her co-star

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ianca Gascoigne is reeling after the double whammy of her Celebrity Big Brother love interest Jamie O’Hara dumping her via a radio interview, and former boyfriend CJ Meeks branding it “karma” for her treatment of him. Footballer Jamie humiliated the 30-year-old when he announced on London radio station Rinse FM, “She’s a cool girl, a wicked girl. But I think at the moment we’ll just stay friends. “I had a wicked time in the house, but I’ve got loads on in my personal life – I’ve got my kids, I’ve got lots of work coming up. We’re just going to be friends.” Clearly this was news to Bianca, especially as just the week before he had dubbed her “wifey material” and stated she could be “The One”. Obviously smarting, Bianca made a dig back at 30-year-old Jamie, saying, “I totally respect his decision, obviously children should always come first. [But] It would have been more respectful to hear the news from him first.” A source close to Jamie says, “He needs to spend time with his family first and focus on other things in his life. They had a great time in the CBB house, but unfortunately it has come to an end.” Meanwhile, an insider in Bianca’s camp says she feels publicly snubbed, revealing, “She is refusing to take his calls at the moment. She Bianca was feels humiliated. partying last Tuesday

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“She’s not ready to speak to him yet. He’s been texting her trying to explain the situation, but for Bianca it’s all too raw.” Jamie, who is dad to Archie, six, Harry, five, and George, three, with his ex Danielle Lloyd, has partied non-stop since leaving the CBB house. An onlooker at London’s Libertine club revealed last week, “Jamie was surrounded by girls at the club. Bianca looked like the last thing on his mind.” Adding to Bianca’s woes, her cage-fighter ex CJ, who she was dating when she went into the house, also stuck the knife in last week. “It’s karma,” he said. “What goes around comes around. If you treat someone badly, eventually someone’s going to treat you badly. I think that’s what happened in this case.” Attempting to party away her pain, Bianca spent the hours after Jamie’s revelation drowning her sorrows at the strip club she manages. She posted a video at 6am, captioned, “Loved last night #Gaslight.” She then deleted the post. Meanwhile, karma was catching up with Jamie. While Bianca partied, he was at home with insomnia, tweeting, “3:24 am and can’t sleep this anxiety is a bitch.” Something playing on your mind, J? Q She dumped CJ KATIE while in CBB KEEGAN


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never have said that. I’d never be that disrespectful about someone who had experienced a tragedy on that level. She said you were house ringleader… I can barely control my life on a day-to-day basis, let alone control the whole f**king house. I went in there with nice people, got along with everyone and maybe because I cooked and cleaned more than the glistening queen, they liked me more than her. You said you wanted to leave a few times. What did you struggle with most? Hi Nicola! What was it like When Heidi and Spencer She clashed being reunited with your turned on me, I with Kim husband Tom Williams? couldn’t deal with it. I really loved them, so Amazing! My husband and I had that was personal. I felt like great sex last night. they didn’t love me any more Did he mind that you flirted with Jamie? and I wanted to go home to Tom was fine. We had a laugh about it. Jamie people who did love me. and Tom went on a night out before I got Having Kim in my face and out of the house, so that was all cool. It was Jedward riling me made me just banter. more anxious than a lot of What do you make of Danielle’s claims that other people would be. you didn’t attend her wedding? Why would I lie about where I was on the What else won’t you miss? evening of her wedding? You’re Danielle Jedward never knocking Lloyd, not Beyoncé! What a load of f**king before coming into the tripe. I saw their first dance with Damage bathroom. They have performing Ghetto Romance. probably seen more than they should have! ■ Why didn’t you get on with Kim? JESSICA EVANS She has such a big presence, she makes my anxiety levels go up. Kim made my experience a lot worse, which is a shame. I really didn’t Hubby Tom is over like the woman. the Jamie drama Do you regret commenting on her not having children when she had a stillbirth at 23? I didn’t know that when Kim and I had that argument. I would stand in front of her now and wholeheartedly apologise. Had She famously fell out with Danielle I known, I would

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hen we catch up with Nicola McLean, it’s clear she’s not intending to hold back when it comes to dishing the dirt on her housemates. As well as letting rip on Kim Woodburn, Jedward and Speidi, the 35-year-old turns her attention to Jamie O’Hara’s ex-wife Danielle Lloyd and addresses the model’s claims that she lied about attending their 2012 wedding with a cutting put-down. Over to you, Nicola…

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‘Nicola’s C a spiteful devil’

oleen Nolan, 51, said she thought she’d had a heart attack in the house – but tests revealed the chest pain was brought on by stress. Now she says being away from guitarist hubby Ray Fensome has made her want to fix her troubled marriage…

Hi Kim! How are you feeling about the whole experience? Very tired, but good. Did you expect to end up at the centre of the arguments? I had a feeling it would be a very hard run. Not because of me, but because it’s hard to be in that house. Why did you clash with Nicola? Well, it was hard, dear, she’s an evil little beggar. She gave me the rules of the house, and I thought, “You cheeky devil.” She’s spiteful and vindictive. The thing is, though, James C was the most terribly disappointing person to me. Did you ever feel unsafe? Nicola would have stabbed me if she could, but she knew any violence and she was out. I hope the day will never come when I have to be in the same room as her again. You would row one minute then be super nice the next. What’s that about?! I’ve never been a sulker. I say something and then it’s over and done with. Did Coleen deserve to win? How the public let her win over Jedward, God knows. I’d rather Nicola had won. Coleen Kim doesn’t think Coleen was running with the foxes and was a worthy winner hunting with the hounds. What a shocking woman. Q

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ohn and Edward Grimes, 25, say the other housemates were scared of them… Hi Jedward! Are you upset that you didn’t win? No. We wanted to make an impact and we did. It felt like we’d won. The hotel lobby was full of Jedward fans. It’s a bit awkward as no one else has any fans. Did it ever feel like it was all getting a bit too much for you? Never. We were the only two in there who were sane.

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Hi Coleen! How does it feel to be the winner? I didn’t even think I’d get to the final! I kept getting hints that I was hated on the outside. What was it like being reunited with your husband? I haven’t yet as he’s touring the US until the end of February. But he texted me to say congratulations. I did miss him in the house and hopefully we’ll work things out. Was it a blessing to do CBB when you were having marriage troubles? Some of my friends were worried about me going in with everything I had going on in my personal life, but I was looking forward to being locked away for a month.

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Why did you connect with Kim when no one else did? Lots of people in the house were linked, so it wasn’t a fair playing field. People were going for the storyline and the drama, but we always kept it real. Kim wants us to come for dinner. She’s going to hook us up with some nice jewellery. Do you think the other housemates felt a bit threatened by you? Yes, that’s why they nominated us every week. We think their agents gave them lines to say about us and they memorised it for homework.

Jedward bonded with Kim

You tweeted about finally being able to speak now you’re out. What did you mean by that? We were having a moment. No, we were hacked by people from Russia. You know you’re famous when someone’s trying to hack you. But we agree with what they had to say. Q

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his year’s most controversial contestant, Kim Woodburn, 74, lifts the lid on her tumultuous time on CBB…

Did having a lot of time on your hands help? Definitely. It made me realise my life is actually quite good. I went in for a rest and I’ve come out needing rehab! When I went in I wasn’t in a great place, which is why it means so much to win. Why did you get on so well with James C? He’s so strong – a quiet man. When everyone was going off, he would calm me down. It’s a friendship for life. What did you discover about yourself while in the house? That I’m really weak and pathetic! I realised I do care what people think. And that’s why the win was so massive for me. Q


starFEATURE PHILLIP SCHOFIELD Kim and Phil had an almighty war of words on This Morning that ended with her branding him “a phoney”. After he questioned her ferocious antics in the CBB house, she roared, “I may be 74, but don’t mess with me! Don’t think you’re going to bully me, I’ve been around too long.” And when Phil asked, “Are you saying that we’re bullying you?” she snapped, “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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KATIE PRICE When Kick-off Kim went into the I’m A Celebrity jungle with Katie in 2009, fireworks were bound to fly. And, sure enough, Kim told her, “You’re an attention seeker. You’re a publicity seeker. You live and die for publicity and you do it well.” However, not much fazes Pricey, who told campmates, “I actually wanted to laugh because I thought it was funny.”

JAMES ARGENT The motor-mouth was kicked off a production of Jack And The Beanstalk in Norwich last year after falling out with Arg. Kim was due to play Fleshcreep alongside the TOWIE star’s Prince Charming. However, a source explains, “Kim fell out with Arg because he was getting better treatment than her. The producers couldn’t be bothered with it all and got rid of her.” She was later replaced by Dave Benson Phillips.

RUFUS HOUND Comedian Rufus quit Celebrity Juice in 2012 after having a huge bust-up with Kim during filming. When she said she no longer gets much TV work, the comedian quipped, “Don’t put yourself down. People will always need a cleaner.” Kim saw red, firing back, “When I want the opinion of a fat man, I’ll stand outside Greggs.” She then asked producers to make him apologise.

AGGIE MACKENZIE They found fame together hosting hit show How Clean Is Your House? but Kim and Aggie now no longer speak after a huge row in 2009. Speaking about their fall-out, a friend of Kim’s said, “It was really, really bad. Crazy stuff went down.” Even Kim admitted bluntly, “We had nothing in common, not way of life, not beliefs. There was never going to be a friendship there.”

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‘I should have five husbands by now’ Former Hollyoaks actress Jorgie Porter lifts the lid on her terrible dating history elebs Go Dating has a patchy record when it comes to the business of actually getting celebs dates (who they like). But when we bump into Jorgie Porter at the Fashion Parade Bride & Luxury Pret event, the 29-year-old looks super smitten with the man she’s brought along. The mystery guy, James Mitchell, is a sales exec from London, who Jorgie was matched up with by love gurus Nadia Essex and Eden Blackman. The former I’m A Celeb and Hollyoaks star tells us why she turned to a reality show to find love and what she thinks of Celebs Go Dating co-star Stephen Bear’s romance with Charlotte Crosby…

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with James What is the biggest dating hurdle for you? Being on TV makes it hard to find a man you can trust and who’s with you for the right reasons. Would you prefer to find someone who’s not in the spotlight? It can be a competitive thing when you’re dating someone in the same industry, or maybe they’re dating you to get somewhere else, which can be another stressful thing. Have you tried any dating apps, like Tinder? Of course, but no one believed it was me. It’s so annoying! What do you look for in a man? He has to be generous, good looking… I’ve got a really big list! Do you have high standards? Not usually. If a guy so much as looks at me, I’m like, “Ah! I’m in love!” What are your deal-breakers? Once I dumped a boyfriend because he was slurping up a Pot Noodle in bed. I was like, “That’s disgusting!” Gone! Would you like to get married one day? Yes! Children are a bit far off for me right now – I like being able to give them back – but I thought I would have been proposed to at least six times by now. I thought by the time I was 30 I would have had five husbands, have been divorced four times and have about 17 kids. But real life isn’t like that… Q Jorgie’s Celebs Go Dating pal Ferne McCann JESSICA EVANS

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‘SIMON WAS A REAL MAN IN BED’

She confesses intimate details of their raunchy night together

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imon Cowell insisted they were never any more than friends, but now Katie Price has shocked his fans by revealing her version of their secret past. And in true Pricey style, she hasn’t held back on the details! When Katie’s ex-fiancé Leandro Penna claimed that she had cheated on him in 2012 with Simon, who she’s known for more than 20 years, the X Factor boss’s camp was quick to shoot down the allegations. “Simon and Katie have long been friends – and nothing more,” his rep told Star last week. But Pricey didn’t take his denial lying down. Insulted at being branded a “cheat” by Leandro, she went on a mission to set the record straight and insisted they did hook up – albeit years before she dated the Argentine model. Describing a night of passion in 2003, when Simon was dating Terri Seymour, she revealed, “We kissed. I undressed and we got into bed. We had fun. I ran my fingers through his chest hair,

thinking, ‘This is the first time I’ve been in bed with a proper man.’ “We were both at the Comedy Awards and I was single at the time. He was the oldest person I had been in bed with. I stayed the night with him and he got me a car home in the morning. “We had fun, but we did not have sex. In my opinion, he definitely isn’t gay!” The former glamour model, 38, went on to suggest that the 57-year-old had pursued her for years. She said he invited her to his London mansion on another occasion, where they drank heavily all night and she “threw up” in his bathroom. “It would have been nice to have a relationship, but I don’t think he ever saw it that way,” the mum-of-five said. “Perhaps he was concerned I would reveal how intimate we had been? It felt as if he wanted to keep me separate from his public profile. I sensed he liked me, but never involved me.” She added, “Once again I’ve been put in a situation

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where I’ve tried to protect a man over the years – in this case Simon – but it never gets me anywhere. “And now another ex – Leo – has betrayed me, reading personal text messages and speculating I had sex with another man. I have never cheated on anybody. I just want to set the record straight.” Leandro’s accusations against

Katie’s working on her marriage with Kieran

Katie have come at a time when she is still working on the trust issues in her marriage to 29-year-old Kieran Hayler, who was unfaithful with two of her best friends, Jane Pountney and Chrissy Thomas. Simon and Katie’s reps declined to comment. Q KATIE KEEGAN

KIERAN SLAMS ‘LAZY’ KATIE Kieran slated Katie as “lazy” for staying in bed while he did the school run, but Mr Pricey does a whole lot more than that… Here’s Kieran in the kitchen, playing personal chef to Katie. He also prepares most of the family meals.

He’s also on bin duty – and the family has so many that he has to haul them to the end of their drive by quad bike. As Pricey pretty much owns a zoo, her hubby also has to tend to jobs like cleaning out the fish tank and helping muck out her horses.

Another of his chores is shovelling… poo. Kate uploaded an Instagram video ordering Kieran, “Clean up the cat poo! I’ve told you to clean behind the telly!”

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es, that is indeed Mariah Carey casually torching her $250,000 wedding dress on a barbecue pit like it’s no big deal. The 46-year-old queen of the divas sensationally burnt the gown she was due to wear at her wedding to James Packer in the music video for new single I Don’t. The couple called off their engagement in the wake of a dramatic bust-up in September. Speaking about the dress-truction, Mariah said, “How could you not? There was a firepit. There was a dress. Just throw it on the fire and burn it. What’s the big deal?” Guess someone didn’t keep the receipt… There was a time when Kanye West was happy to pose, resplendent in his very best big jumper, alongside Donald Trump by his gaudy gold lift. But it seems Yeezy’s love-in with The Apprentice overlord-turnedPresident has come to an end, as last week the 39-year-old rapper deleted every nice tweet he’d ever written about the orange ruler. Kanye, who once declared that he would have voted for Donald (had he actually bothered to vote), is thought to have erased gems including a snap of his gift of a signed picture of Trump’s face, in protest at his divisive travel ban.

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Mariah’s epic burn Nicki’s baby bump shock Nicki Minaj had some people gasping and some laughing when she posted this picture of herself with a mahoosive baby bump. Why the mixed reaction? Because she recently shared loads of pictures of herself where she’s not preggers – leading many/most to accuse her of “faking” it. The 34-year-old rapper has form for trolling her fans, recently joking about releasing an album called Pick My Fruit Out, including a track called Bananas featuring the late ape Harambe.


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Bieber-oke!

Normally the word karaoke has us running for the exits before our colleagues start hammering out Sweet Caroline. But this actually sounds amazing. Last week, Justin Bieber, 22, and Ed Sheeran, 25, rolled into a Tokyo karaoke bar, downed shots and belted out their hit Love Yourself to bewildered Japanese locals. Ed – who co-wrote the smash – said, “He was singing my songs, so I was singing his songs… and then we both sang Love Yourself.” But it hasn’t all been plain sailing for Biebs. Last week, his Superbowl ad was widely mocked, with a US police force saying anyone nicked for drink-driving would be forced to watch it! Presumably that punishment extends to the diddy singer, no stranger to a DUI charge himself…

We told you last week how Johnny Depp’s penchant for buying fine wines and cannons to blast dead authors into the sky has left him in a spot of financial bother. Well, now it’s been reported that he’s fired his long-time manager (no, not out of the cannon) because he could no longer

Shed a tear, people, because it seems the only person who will get to see Taylor Swift live this year will be whichever British hottie she hooks up with next. Last week she announced to the crowd at her gig in Texas last week, “As far as I know I’m only doing one show in 2017. And as far as I know, this is that show. You are attending 100 per cent of my tour dates.” Well, we hope the crowd – which included Glee actress Lea Michele and chef Gordon Ramsay – were grateful.

Taylor ‘This is my last live show’ afford to pay her A-list fees. The 53-year-old star ditched Tracey Jacobs – who took him on in 1988, when he was in TV show 21 Jump Street, and made him a star – signing instead with rival CAA. A source says, “Depp told Jacobs and UTA he no longer wanted to pay their commissions.”

Johnny ‘so broke he had to fire his agent’ US GOSSIP! US GOSSIP! US GOSSIP! US GOSSIP! US GOSSIP! US GOSSIP! OWhat might The Rock win a Guinness World Record for? Strength? Acting? Extreme baldness? Nope! Last week he took 40st of salsa, cheese, guacamole and refried beans and made the biggest layered dip on earth! OKaty Perry

thrilled fans last week, announcing both her Grammys comeback performance and a dramatic blonde new look, writing, “New life.” OThe Oscars had a mighty task on its hands last week

when organisers took all 150 of this year’s nominees out for lunch. Hey, Gosling, did you have two starters?

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‘I’ve quit Made In Chelsea’ Jess Woodley reveals why she’s decided to put the dramas of reality TV behind her

Jess takes time out to see her mum

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nown for her working really closely with Rimmel and taking quirky fashion and this time to focus on myself. Being on a reality girl-crush worthy TV show was difficult. It takes a lot of time hair, Jess Woodley and it’s mentally challenging. It’s good to became a firm favourite on reconnect with the real world. Made In Chelsea when she Who will you stay in touch with? joined the cast in 2015. I love Georgia Toffolo, we speak But when we catch up every day. I’m really close with the 22-year-old to Alex Mytton and fashionista at the his girlfriend Lottie launch of Rimmel Moss, too. London’s latest What’s Lottie like? collection, she She’s a gem! I was reveals she’s sceptical about putting TV meeting her because behind her to she’s younger than focus on her me, but she’s an Holidaying with new fashion and absolute dream. They Lottie and Alex beauty ventures. came to Barbados and Jess also tells us we had the best holiday how she thinks Binky ever. Everyone was like, “Jess is Felstead’s pregnancy with third-wheeling.” But I was like, “No, actually, Josh Patterson is a blessing they came to stay with me!” We’re a random in disguise, and why she trio, but it works. hates being in love herself… Do you think they will go the distance? Yes. They’re best mates and so cute together. Hi Jess! How have you been? Not too coupley, just really relaxed and fun. Great! I took some time out What do you think about Binky and JP’s to be with my family at our baby news? timeshare in Barbados. It was That baby is going to be so loved. It’s a good to get away. I’m such a blessing in disguise. Binky is going to be a family girl, but I don’t get to see great mum and JP has got a good heart, so them much when I’m in London good luck to them. Unfortunately, I haven’t because it’s so fast-paced. It been able to talk to Binky, as we’ve lost touch. gets to the point where I’m Are you dating at the moment? like, “I need my mum!” I am so single and I love it. I’m a bit of a lone Are you looking forward to wolf – a bit of a one-man wolf pack. I work the new series of MIC? better on my own and I don’t actually like I’m not filming for it. It’s being in love. been fantastic and has Why do you think you feel that way? given me the platform It distracts me. I’m so focused right now that I’ve always wanted, the last thing I need is a boyfriend. When but now I’m focusing I’m in love, I have no idea where I am. It’s a on my fashion brand. different world. It throws me off and I have Is it a break or for good? no control over myself. I’m a nightmare! I’m Hopefully the door’s steering clear of boys and loving it. ■ always open, but I’m JESSICA EVANS


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tomic Kitten’s tour Down Under bothered? has already been besieged with Sounds about problems amid rumours that the right, lazy slob.” band is at war. But last week A source tells things took a fresh turn for the disastrous, Star, “Kerry is with Kerry Katona pulling out of a gig minutes exhausted. She’s Tash and Kerry before she was due on stage, leaving Natasha on the tour after have clashed Hamilton and Michelle Heaton to perform as doing nearly a double act – and sparking a furious reaction 100 pantomime from fans. performances lately. And after being sick she The 36-year-old said after the show in went straight back into gigs.” Perth, Australia, that she’d suddenly become It’s not just the backlash that has got Kez unwell, saying, “I hear the girls did a great job down. She’s posted about missing her five at the gig! Sooo gutted at how poorly I feel children while on tour, sharing a scenic and I wasn’t there to see you all!” picture of Australia and saying, “Wish the However, many fans who travelled to the kids were here to see all this.” venue, where the Kittens had been She also missed her daughter bumped down to second on the Lilly’s 14th birthday. bill behind B*Witched, weren’t happy with that. One told Kerry, “Pity you couldn’t tell people going to Perth before the gig! You made the sound check but not a 30 minute set?! Not good!!” Another added, “So she’s had the free holiday There was tension and now she can’t be on stage

Michelle is standing in for Liz

Another pressure for poor Kez are whispers that the band members aren’t getting along too well during the tour, with rows rumoured between her and bandmate Natasha. An insider revealed last week that there was tension between the pair after Kerry said on stage about hit song Whole Again, “I was in the band then! So it’s my number one too!” Tash hit back, “It’s everyone’s number one!” Meanwhile, Kerry denied a feud, tweeting, “Where the hell this spat between tash and me has come from god knows @Natasha Official we’re like bloody sisters!! Xxx” Kezza wasn’t the only one to fall ill on the tour, as Michelle, 37, who’s standing in for band member, Liz McClarnon, was pictured looking worse for wear and throwing up in the street. “1.20am in Perth .. can’t sleep .. up at 5am to fly to Adelaide.. have a bit of a sore throat & cold.. lemsip time..,” she told fans. Get well soon, girls! Q GEMMA McCARTNEY

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Jamie ‘I have deep love and respect for Dakota’ FIFTY SHADES DARKER PREMIERE, LEICESTER SQUARE, LONDON THURSDAY 9 FEBRUARY We were on the red carpet for the premiere of the second Fifty Shades film, where Jamie Dornan, aka Christian Grey, dished the gossip on filming steamy scenes with co-star Dakota Johnson. “Some of the scenes are tricky on set, as you can imagine, but we have a deep love, respect and trust for each other, which is the main thing,” he said. Dakota, who plays Anastasia Steele, admitted she found it easier to film sex scenes with Jamie second time round. “It was a lot more comfortable,” she said. “In the first one we didn’t know each other at all and there was the pressure.” Rita Ora, who reprises her role as Christian’s younger sister Mia, was barely recognisable as she showcased a pared down make-up look on the red carpet. Katie Price and hubby Kieran Hayler had their own love-fest in front of the cameras, while Loose Woman Linda Robson dressed the part – although it’s not clear what the hot water bottle was all about! Lucy Mecklenburgh, Stephanie Pratt and Louise Thompson also got with the masochism theme by turning up in super-skimpy dresses, despite the sub-zero temperatures!

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Chloe ‘I have a new man!’

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RIMMEL LIVE THE LONDON LOOK LAUNCH, 41 CONDUIT STREET, MAYFAIR, LONDON WEDNESDAY 8 FEBRUARY Lauren Pope, Jorgie Porter, Chloe Sims and Ashley James showcased their best smoky eyes and fierce contouring skills at the beauty bash. Loved-up TOWIE star Chloe Lewis exclusively revealed to us, “I have a new fella and he makes me so happy.” And in a veiled dig at her ex Jake Hall, she added of her new beau, “He’s a man, not a boy. He’s a real gentleman. I feel like I’m in Pretty Woman. “We haven’t used the L-word yet, but I think he’s going to say it before I say it.” Her co-star Georgia Kousoulou told us the secret to her long-term relationship with Tommy Mallet, saying, “I’ll always make sure I have time to spend with the girls and he does the same with the lads.”

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GARNIER ULTIMATE BLENDS POP-UP LAUNCH PARTY, THE BLENDS’ ROOM, SOHO, LONDON WEDNESDAY 8 FEBRUARY  Fearne Cotton was all smiles at the star-studded event and seemed particularly excited about her pink-knit jumper paired with daring PVC trousers, posting on Instagram, “Off to the @garnieruk pop up shop in my shinys.”  Speaking at the launch party, presenter Angela Scanlon said, “I’m thrilled to join the lovely Holly Willoughby and Davina McCall for the latest Garnier Nutrisse and Ultimate Blends campaign.” Ella Eyre, Danielle Peazer and Isabella Summers also attended.

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GUESTLIST GOSSIP! GUESTLIST GOSSIP! GUESTLIST GOSSIP! GUESTLIST GOSSIP! OScarlett Johansson, Heidi Klum and Naomi Campbell stepped out at the annual amfAR Gala in New York. Scarlett opened up at the event, saying, “I have a lot of huge admiration for

working moms. I’m barely, barely holding it together.” OStacy Francis, Sinitta, Fleur East and ex-EastEnders stars Larry Lamb and Jessie Wallace joined the guests at the VIP performance of Beautiful – The

Carole King Musical at the Aldwych Theatre. OJonathan Ross hosted Centrepoint’s Ultimate Pub Quiz, where celebs including Sara Cox, Scott Mills and model Amber Anderson battled it out to raise money for the homeless charity.

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Lauren Goodger must really love Joey Morrisson to be investing all of her time visiting him in prison. It may not be the right relationship for her and she might be making a mistake, but he could also end up being the man she marries. She’s been slated for tagging his new Instagram account in her selfies, but she’d probably get slagged off if she didn’t!

I can’t believe Stephen Bear said that Charlotte Crosby has a pretty but unshaved noonie – he’s a naughty one! I’m not sure which Lewis prefers, I can’t say it’s something we’ve ever discussed! I’m Team Hollywood myself, but who knows? Maybe the full bush will make a comeback.

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I was shocked to hear Scarlett Moffatt has broken up with Luke Crodden. She’s a lovely girl and I hope she’s OK, as break-ups are hard. She’s so funny that I think she’d be wellsuited to a comedian like Joel Dommett, who was in the jungle with her. I’d love a night out with her – she seems like a right laugh.

Loved-up Lauren

Private talk

I love Helen Flanagan and don’t understand why people are giving her a hard time about her Corrie return. I watched her in the jungle and thought she was incredible. She was in Corrie for years, so how can people now say she’s a bad actress? We have a mutual friend and I’m told she’s a lovely girl.

Kittens kick off I heard that Atomic Kitten are fighting on their Australian tour. I remember having a really bad fight with Charlotte in the Geordie Shore house. We made up a day later, but we were dreading it airing. The thing is, you can’t expect to spend so much time together and not argue. It’s just like being a family.


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‘You’re an awful actress!’

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he couldn’t hide her excitement about coming back to Coronation Street as Rosie Webster, but Helen Flanagan is devastated after being hounded for her comeback performance. The 26-year-old had her big reveal on the cobbles last week after five years away, but viewers branded her first scenes “criminally bad” and “awful”. “Helen Flanagan can’t act for shit,” stormed one. “So Helen Flanagan is playing herself. Her acting is worse than ever,” commented another. A third added, “Genuinely think I could walk on to the Corrie set tomorrow and play Rosie Webster better than Helen Flanagan does.” Another asked, “Why have they ruined Corrie by bringing Helen Flanagan back?” Helen – who has taken time out of the limelight since having daughter Matilda, now 19 months, with Celtic footballer Scott Sinclair – had said she couldn’t

She’s happy to be back with her soap family

With Scott and daughter Matilda

wait to revisit the show she first starred on in 2000. She told Star she was “over the moon” to return to work, but also confessed it has been stressful to balance filming in Manchester with family life in Scotland. “It’s quite difficult with Scott’s schedule,” she told us last month. “I want us to be in Scotland every weekend. I think it’s important to have that time together. It’s hard for any mum, no matter what her job is. It’s about finding a balance.” Things got worse for Helen when she took part in a live Twitter Q&A session – and some fans of

Co-stars Katie and Catherine gave praise

the show got really personal. “Helen, how much acting goes into the part of vacuous airhead Rosie Webster and how much is natural?” one digged. Another asked, “When are you leaving? Your acting is worse than it was before.” Brave Helen ignored any negative questions. Two people who were vocal about welcoming her back were co-stars Catherine Tyldesley and Katie McGlynn. Cath tweeted, “Laughing my

head off at #Rosie #corrie... so good to have you back @helenflanagan1.” Katie added, “Lovely to see the beaut Rosie @helenflanagan1 back on our cobbles.” However, it seems Corrie bosses disagree with the haters as they have already extended her contract until December – six months longer than she originally signed up for. Producer Kate Oates said, “We are thrilled to have Helen back and delighted she’s now going to become a more permanent fixture in Weatherfield. “Rosie is a classic Coronation Street comedy character and we look forward to seeing more of her antics in the future.” Q KATIE KEEGAN

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‘Tom thinks I’m better than Bieber’ The Voice’s Septimus Prime tells us about ditching football for singing

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He thinks Emma and Jennifer are “gorgeous”

Tom advised him to keep level-headed

eptimus Prime may sound What advice has Tom given you? like the name of a robot in He said I was better than Bieber! That disguise, but he tells us he’s was an overwhelming moment. He told just a down-to-earth lad me to stay level-headed, and to keep who dreams of selling hit singles. on improving and finding myself. I want After making his debut on people to hear my name and The Voice last weekend, associate it with good music. the 19-year-old London Has having a heart lad explains how he condition changed decided to focus your view on life? on music after Definitely. I have an irregular a loop recorder heartbeat inside my chest, diagnosis put which monitors an end to his everything that football career. happens inside He also opens me. Every second All he wants is a up about his dream is valuable, so I live life No1 single of marrying a celebrity to the fullest every day. and becoming as Is that why you switched successful as Michael Jackson... from football to music? I played football for Charlton Athletic Hi Septimus! Is that your real name? until I was 15, but I had to stop because Yeah! Will.i.am asked me if I was a robot. of my condition. I wasn’t in bits, as I I was like, “No, I’m not a Transformer!” knew exactly what I wanted to do. I always ask my parents how they Music has always been there for me. came up with Septimus, because Are you dating anyone? everyone else in my family has a I’m single at the moment. I’m not normal name. But it attracts people. looking, but if the right girl was to When they hear my name, they want come along, then who knows? I’ve to know more about me. always said since I was a kid that I’ll How did it feel when Sir Tom marry a celebrity. Being on TV could Jones turned for you? be the first step towards happiness! Surreal. The week So, Emma Willis or Jennifer Hudson? before I auditioned, I They’re both gorgeous women, but was in bits. I was even they’re the same age as my aunties! in tears at one point Jennifer’s man is a wrestler, so I wouldn’t because I was so worried go there, and Emma’s is Matt from about not getting through. Busted, and I’m a huge fan of theirs. Did you always want Tom Do you think you can win? for your coach? Yes, I wouldn’t have gone on The Voice if I didn’t. Hopefully I’ll get signed and Yeah! It’s not unusual to be release a single that goes to No1. My a fan of Tom Jones [Laughs]. goal is to perform at least one summer Which artists would you festival this year. ■ compare yourself to? GEORGIA TREVITT I’m a huge fan of Justin Bieber. I also look up to Michael Catch The Voice on Saturdays Jackson and Ne-Yo. Hopefully at 8pm on ITV I can reach their level one day.

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‘I’m trying to grow my bum’ Ibiza Weekender star Imogen Townley says she’s unhappy with her ‘flat’ behind…

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fter dropping from a size 16 to a size 8, Imogen Townley is looking better than ever. When we catch up with the Ibiza Weekender star to find out her weight loss secrets, the 24-year-old says there are no quick fixes and no room for fad diets. She simply cuts out junk food and exercises regularly... Hi Imogen! Are you happy with your shape? I am in the sense that I’ve lost weight and I’m a size 8-10, but I do struggle with my weight. I could be more toned. But I go to bootcamp a lot, which helps keep my body toned and tight. What’s your best weight loss tip? Training is important, but I’d have to say diet. You could train for 20 hours a day, but if your diet isn’t right you’re going to put on weight. Don’t be scared of fat – good fats are good for you. Just don’t eat a lot of crap. How often do you work out? If I have a photo shoot coming up, I train five days a week. If

I’m busy, it’s two or three. You don’t have to be at the gym to train. Do some squats in the morning or before bed, After a struggle, she now “likes” eggs or an ab workout. What’s your favourite part of your body and is there anything you’d like to change? packets My favourite is my boobs. of crisps a I got them done to fill them day if I was allowed, out because when I lost so I ban them from the weight, they disappeared. house. I love Walkers My least favourite is my bum. cheese and onion. People have noticed it. They Are you a good cook? say, “Where does your back I’m terrible, but I eat end and your bum start?” a lot of chicken, veg I’m trying to grow it. and salads. You can’t Do you eat anything just burn your kitchen because it’s good for you? down cooking that. I couldn’t stand eggs, but I Which beauty products know they’re good for you, do you swear by? so I forced myself to like Dermalogica does amazing them. I’ve done that with skincare. I also love Mac quite a few foods. Studio Fix foundation. And What five things would I always have a nice set of we find in your fridge? semi-permanent lashes on Almond milk, smoked salmon, – they make your eyes pop avocado, fresh chicken and without make-up. Q a cheeky little protein bar. ROBYN MORRIS What’s your guilty pleasure, Ibiza Weekender is on foodwise? Sundays at 9pm on ITV2 I could go through ten

She isn’t happy with her bum

Booze, fags and a size 16 wardrobe

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the best thing I’ve ever done.” ● Daisy Lowe and Louise Redknapp took time off during the Strictly tour to hang out with pro dancers Karen Clifton and Luba Mushtuk, a group dancer on the

last series. Posing in black swimsuits, they captioned this pic, “Steam team.” ● Ashley Graham has opened up about evolving views of beauty. “Fashion has always catered to celebrities or to a thinner idealistic

model,” she said. “Now it’s changing because of voices like mine.” ● Perrie Edwards took to Instagram to unveil her shorter hairstyle, captioning the snap, “Chop chop CHOP.”


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Match up the yellow squares to reveal the name of a mystery presenter and CBB star‌ ACROSS DOWN 7. The surname of Hollywood actor brothers Alec, Stephen, William and Daniel (7) 8. ___ Brosnan, Irish actor who played James Bond from 1995 to 2002 (6) 9. Former Spice Girl who recently gave birth to a baby boy, ___ Horner (4) 10. Cara ___, British fashion model and star of ďŹ lms including Suicide Squad (10) 12. Comedian famous for her role as a female vicar, ___ French (4) 13. British pop act whose members include Duncan James and Simon Webbe (4) 15. Hilary ___, US actress and singer who played TV’s Lizzie McGuire (4) 18. US actor who is married to Black Eyed Peas member Fergie, Josh ___ (7) 21. Jessica ___, US actress whose ďŹ lms include Barely Lethal (4) 22. TV presenter famed for hosting Supermarket Sweep, ___ Winton (4) 23. ___ Blacc, US singer whose hits include The Man and I Need A Dollar (4) 26. British singer who has been a member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes (5,5) 28. West End star who played Lofty in Casualty, Lee ___ (4) 29. Philip ___, Irish milliner who designs hats for the rich and famous (6) 30. British actor, producer and director of ďŹ lms including 2015’s Cinderella, Kenneth ___ (7)

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STARSCOPES Your essential horoscope from 18–24 February

PISCES

20 FEB – 20 MAR

Local aairs stimulate your interest and keep you on the go. Take your chance to seek favours from someone in a position of inuence. Keep a cool head midweek. Domestic changes are afoot.

Surprising news could have an uplifting eect on your spirits this week. Now you have a fresh agenda and a new social programme. If you’ve been promising to make those connections, do it now.

You’re in two minds, but you’ll soon discover fresh insights and embark on new initiatives. Thursday’s enterprising spirit at work shakes you into action. Make that new beginning you’ve promised yourself.  

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ARIES

TAURUS 21 APR – 21 MAY

22 MAY – 22 JUN

Socially, this promises to be an interesting week. You’re the life and soul of the party and you’ll probably talk yourself hoarse! Still having second thoughts? Things will sort themselves out this week.

You’re usually accommodating and always there for the team. But things are changing in your personal and social world and you’re trying to make sense of it. Go with the ow – you could be happily surprised.

Changes on the work front create new openings and you could be heading for a period of growth and expansion. Mixing business with pleasure brings positive results. Beware of unguarded statements.

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LEO

GEMINI

VIRGO

23 JUN – 23 JUL

24 JUL – 23 AUG

24 AUG – 23 SEP

Friendships and foreign matters are on your mind and you’re entering a positive phase. The prospect of new adventure opens up late in the week. Don’t hesitate to go for it – exciting experiences lie ahead.

A little research stimulates your thinking and opens your eyes to new possibilities ahead. Tuesday’s invitation could mean romance is on the cards. As a bonus, it’s also positive for business prospects.

This week, there’s a fresh optimism with new oers and developments, so don’t let a momentary feeling of resentment spoil things. Partnerships matter more than ever – and good communication is vital.

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LIBRA

SCORPIO

SAGITTARIUS

This week marks a signiďŹ cant turning point in your life. Tuesday’s fateful encounter is key to promising new developments. Professionally and romantically, more people are on your wavelength.

You recognise that you have untapped talents and potential. Developing these skills could advance so many aspects of your life. So, whether creatively or romantically, grab this chance to make your mark.

This is a good week to enjoy yourself by catching up with friends. But make the most of it, because after the weekend you’ll be feeling more inclined to turn your attention to your family and home life.

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You’ll love the view of beautiful Buttermere

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NORDIC WALKING

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HASSNESS COUNTRY HOUSE WHY GO? For a breath of fresh

air, why not unleash your inner Viking and enjoy a spot of Nordic walking in the wide-open spaces of the Lake District? Hassness Country House is located on the shore of beautiful Buttermere in the Lake District and offers three or four-night guided group walking holidays for those keen to improve their fitness levels and take in the majestic scenery along the way. Nordic walking uses walking poles to harness the power of the upper body and propel you forward, and celeb fans include Scarlett Johansson and Ben Stiller. After an introduction to the technique, which burns more calories than normal walking, you’ll be taken on stunning guided trails with a qualified leader to Whinlatter mountain

Work out on a West Sussex beach

forest and from Keswick to the awe-inspiring Castlerigg Stone Circle. Each day includes a packed lunch, three-course dinner (except Tuesdays) and a guided walking programme. And after all that pounding, treat your feet to a massage in the tranquility of Hassness Haven – Hassness House’s very own treatment room (fell walkers foot massage, 10 minutes, £12). And don’t forget to treat yourself to a complimentary slice of homemade cake in the afternoon! HOW MUCH? From £250pp for three nights on a mixed-board basis, including accommodation, instruction, equipment and local transport. The next retreat is on 6 May. Visit hassness.co.uk.

SURF & TURF

BAILIFFSCOURT HOTEL & SPA WHY GO? If you’re lacking in

motivation when it comes to working out, this gorgeous country house hotel in West Sussex has launched a retreat to kick-start

your 2017 fitness goals – or give you a boost if your determination is flagging after a good start to the year. With 39 rooms spread across several cottages and the main house, the hotel sits in 30 acres of beautiful parkland next to Climping Beach, and the threeday retreat makes the most of the natural surroundings. Bailiffscourt’s resident personal trainers have devised a combination of nine different indoor and outdoor fitness sessions designed to address strength, aerobic, endurance and weight loss. They’ll get you working up a sweat with kickboxing, HIIT, Power Circuit and beach burn resistance training that uses the tide and sand to full effect. There’s also yoga for a proper unwind and stretch. The programme is tailored to each guest’s personal targets, which you’ll talk through at a one-to-one consultation when you arrive. And all the exercises are adapted to get the best out of each individual. Bailiffscourt is a scenic getaway

It’s not all about graft, though. During your stay, you’ll be fuelled by delicious, locally sourced food and able to take advantage of the lofty, award-winning spa, built in the style of a Sussex barn, for a swim or sauna to soothe sore muscles. And the sumptuous bedrooms will ensure you get a perfectly dreamy night’s sleep. At the end of the retreat, you’ll get a one-on-one debrief and a personalised workout plan to take home. You’ll leave feeling strong, re-energised and buzzing with a sense of achievement. HOW MUCH? The next two-night retreat is from Wednesday 3 to Friday 5 May, from £645 for single occupancy. The price includes a two-night stay in a Superior Room, light spa lunch and threecourse dinner on both nights, plus unlimited use of the spa.

DIGITAL DETOX

WHITE HOUSE HOTEL WHY GO? Forget juicing and

fasting diets – in 2017 it’s all about the digital detox. More and more of us are crying out for a break from the virtual world of endless competitive status updates and smug selfies. But few of us have the willpower to step away from our phone without breaking and frantically refreshing our Scarlett’s a keen feed ten minutes later. Nordic walker

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Get fit while enjoying the great outdoors with Nordic walking Leave technology behind at the White House Hotel

OT Herm is an idyllic island

The answer? The new Digital Detox Break on remote Herm Island, off Guernsey. The two-night break at the fourstar White House Hotel gives you the chance to unplug from everyday life. In fact, you don’t get a choice, as mobile phones are dropped off at the dock in preparation for recharging and reconnecting – with yourself. Free from distractions – there are no cars on the island and the hotel is TV-free – you can focus on enjoying the surroundings. Only a mile and a half long, Herm is fringed by white sandy beaches and turquoise waters, and boasts the most incredible sunset and sunrise – all the more magical without scrolling through Instagram filters. On arrival, you’ll receive a custom Hermatherapy hamper bursting with goodies including a healthy lunch, snacks, juice, a blanket for the evening, a guide to where to enjoy those sunrises and sunsets, plus a range of selfled walks and fitness trails. You have the option to buddy up and

try one of the bootcamp courses, including ladder runs, rope pulls and tyre flips. But you’re also welcome to focus on completely unwinding with gentle strolls around the island, alfresco yoga as the sun rises, drinking tea by the pool in the garden, enjoying an aperitif in the Monk’s Bar, snoozing by the open fire or stargazing at the ink-black night sky. You’ll even get a small memento to take home to remind you of your trip. Not that you’d be in any danger of forgetting this one-of-a-kind retreat. HOW MUCH? Available from 9 April to 18 May, from £295pp including two nights at the White House Hotel, dinner, bed and breakfast, ferry transfer from Guernsey and hamper. Excludes flights (from £156). Visit herm. com/holidays/digital-detox. Q ANNA BAILEY

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REVIEWS

WORDS: JAMIE DOWNHAM

Your vital guide: what to listen to and watch

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John Wick: Chapter 2 (15)

FILM

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Common Just when he thinks he’s out of the ol’ murdering game, John Wick (Reeves) finds himself in Rome on a mission to bump off the sister of an Italian nutbag who’s just burnt his house down. Yeah, we’ve had days like that. So begins an hour of action, as the homeless hitman opens fire in various super-Italian locations – elegant parties, Roman ruins, the Metro… It’s all he can do to stop himself bursting out of a monster plate of meatball Bolognese and smoking some fool.

The Founder

It is, of course, a bit silly. Wick, we hear, once killed three men with a pencil and there are fight scenes in which he tackles both a psychotic sumo and a killer busker. You half expect him at some point to utter the words, “You’re getting on my Wick.” But it doesn’t seem totally mad, probably because of how beautifully shot this sequel is. The director is a stuntman (he was Reeves’ double in The Matrix) and every scene has lashings of style. Verdict: Slick Reeves. +++

FILM

(12A) Stars: Michael Keaton, Nick Offerman, John Lynch

We all like McDonald’s, right? Except the gherkins. Those detestable little gherkins. Well, milkshake machine salesman Ray Kroc liked the company so much, he took the fast-food concept pioneered by the McDonald brothers and turned it into the burger-slinging colossus it is today. Despite not being The Founder of anything, this is Kroc’s story, with Keaton awesome as the plucky loser who spied gold in the golden arches, rolling out franchises across 1950s America. That puts him at odds with the brothers who, for all their controlfreakery – and their idea of putting two gherkins in every burger – are honest, hardworking and, eventually, totally screwed over. The trio give remarkable performances. If there is one downside it’s that the excellent Laura Dern is given little to do as Kroc’s first wife. Hey-ho. Everything else is McNificent. Verdict: We’re lovin’ it. ++++ 50

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Brit Awards 2017

ALBUM

Our favourite compilation of the year is here. And it couldn’t be more British if it cheerily put the kettle on, ate a Sunday roast, drank nine pints and fought you topless in a pub car park. Three CDs feature 63 tracks, including the best tunes of the past year from Brit nominees Zayn (from Bradford), James Arthur (Middlesbrough), Emeli Sandé (Sunderland), Clean Bandit (Cambridge), Craig David (Southampton), Blossoms (Stockport), Stormzy (Croydon) and Justin Bieber (Little Titting). As usual, the third CD features older acts, so we get David Bowie’s Lazarus, Rick Astley’s Keep Singing and, for the finale, Robbie Williams’ underrated Party Like A Russian. Great. ++++

Busted

SINGLE

THINKING OF YOU

When the Busted boys sang their hit Year 3000 on Let It Shine, their faces suggested they’d rather be booted squarely in the nuts than perform the 14-year-old song. Which perhaps is a shame, because it’s a perfect bit of pop. And, much as we love their new stuff, we can’t imagine it being played a decade and a half later. That’s certainly true for this latest single which, despite being a robust love song, doesn’t have much of an impact. Nice, but not the strongest inclusion on their Night Driver album. +++

SINGLE Mariah Carey ft YG I DON’T

This already has one of the most expensive music videos ever, what with Mariah burning her wedding dress (price: $250,000) in it. But what’s the song like? Well, it’s a very angry heartbreak anthem, with rapper YG playing the part of Carey’s ex (James Packer presumably wasn’t up for it). The lyrics pull zero punches, for example, “When you love someone, just don’t treat them bad. You messed up all we had.” Ouch. +++


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‘Rejection is so hard’ War & Peace’s Aisling Loftus on her dream role and the downside to being an actress

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hen we chat to Mr Selfridge star Aisling Loftus, she’s grabbing a quick lunch break between hectic rehearsals for new play Touched, a Second World War drama about a group of working-class women. The 26-year-old is best known as loveable Agnes Towler in the ITV Sunday night hit and Sonya Rostova in BBC epic War & Peace, but she says she has no desire to spread her wings in Hollywood like her former co-star Lily James… Hi Aisling! How are rehearsals? Really good. We’re in the thick of it at this point. What can you tell us about your character? Is she like you? She’s very outspoken and the life and soul of the party. She says a lot of things before she thinks, whereas I tend to think too much before saying anything. You’ve starred in a lot of British period dramas. Has that been a conscious decision? There’s not a lot of choice, really – that’s a perception. People think we have a big career masterplan, but for most actors the only power you have is whether you go to audition or not. What’s the hardest thing about being an actress? The rejection! How do you cope with that? I go for a run and cry to my boyfriend. I really hate being out of work.

She loved working with Sam on Mr Selfridge

She says War & Peace co-star Lily is a babe

Did you expect War & Peace to be such a hit? The BBC intended it to be a big thing and it felt really good when we were filming it, so I knew it would turn out well. It was a bit daunting doing something like that, but I enjoyed it. Who’s your favourite person to act with? I loved working with Sam West on Mr Selfridge. He’s fascinating. And I love Lily James, she’s such a babe! What was it like filming with Gillian Anderson? She’s a really cool and clever woman. We shared a car going to work and she was bombarded by people outside the hotel. It was completely overwhelming. People were jumping on the car – it was so weird. I’ve never seen that before. Is there anyone else you’d like to work with? Samantha Morton, Amy Adams and Allison Janney. Would you ever move to Hollywood? No, I like being able to get on the train and see my mum. I like living in England. The US is a bit weird so I’d rather be here.

What would your dream role if you could choose anything? Although Hollywood isn’t something I want to pursue, in terms of telly, I would love to get a fantastic American Netflix show, because I’d love to be in something I would watch. Your boyfriend Jacob Anderson is in Game Of Thrones. Would that appeal to you? I’m so proud of him. I’d love to be in something so brilliant. ■ JESSICA EVANS Touched is at Nottingham Playhouse from 17 February. Visit nottinghamplayhouse.co.uk

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BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live. With guest Diane Parish. 11.30

The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo. The pastry chef prepares the cuisine of Paris. (R) 12.00 Football Focus. Dan Walker and guests preview the FA Cup fifth round. 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.15 Live Athletics: Birmingham Indoor Grand Prix. Coverage from the Barclaycard Arena in Birmingham. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter and Steve Backley, analysis from Colin Jackson, Denise Lewis and Paula Radcliffe. 4.30 Final Score. A round-up of this afternoon’s football results. 5.10 BBC News 5.20 BBC Local News, Weather 5.25-6.10 Who Dares Wins. Nick Knowles hosts the gameshow.

BBC2

6.30 FILM: Stage Door (1937) Comedy. 7.55 FILM: Lucky Jim (1957) Starring Ian Carmichael. 9.30 Coast 10.00 Britain’s

Secret Seas. Marine life off Britain’s east coast. (R) 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 12.00 A Cook Abroad: John Torode’s Argentina (R) 1.00 Talking Pictures: John Hurt 1.30 FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) Oscar Wilde comedy drama, starring Cate Blanchett and Jeremy Northam. 3.00 Escape to the Country. Searching for a home in North Yorkshire. (R) 3.45 Mastermind. General knowledge quiz. (R) 4.15 University Challenge. Student quiz. (R) 4.45 Only Connect. Victoria Coren Mitchell presents the quiz. (R) 5.15-6.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events. A frog whose dinner is fighting back. Last in the series. (R)

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Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 CITV 7.30 Scrambled! Scrambled! 7.35 Scrambled! Mr Bean: The Animated Series (R) 7.50 Scrambled! Horrid Henry (R) 8.10 Scrambled! Teen Titans Go! (R) 8.30 Scrambled! Bear Grylls Survival School 9.05 Scrambled! Adventure Time (R) 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Alphabetical. Quiz, hosted by Jeff Stelling. (R) 10.30

6.20 The King of Queens (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Frasier (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (R) 10.25 The Big Bang Theory (R) 10.55 The Simpsons (R) 11.25

Guess This House. Property gameshow, hosted by Saira Khan. (R) 11.25 Judge Rinder (R) 12.25 ITV News, Weather 12.35 River Monsters (R) 1.05 Tipping Point (R) 2.05 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R) 3.10 Dance Dance Dance. Last in the series. (R) 4.40 Local News 4.55 ITV News, Weather 5.10-7.00 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) Animated comedy, with the voices of Steve Carell and Jason Segel.

The Simpsons. Mrs Krabappel looks for love. (R) 12.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast. With guest Tom Daley. Last in the series. (R) 1.00 Come Dine with Me. The first of a week of dinner parties in Kent. (R) 1.30 Come Dine with Me (R) 2.00 Come Dine with Me (R) 2.30 Come Dine with Me (R) 3.00 Come Dine with Me (R) 3.35 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R) 4.35 Location, Location, Location (R) 5.35-6.30 Grand Designs (R)

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (R) 10.35 Access 10.40 Police Interceptors. Officers deal with a rowdy reveller on New Year’s Eve. (R) 11.40 Police Interceptors (R) 12.35 Benefits: 26 Kids and Claiming (R) 1.35 Benefits: The Millionaire Shoplifter. Last in the series. (R) 2.35 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. A farmer is suspected of killing a family’s dogs. (R) 3.35 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. A conflict in Wales. (R) 4.30 5 News Weekend 4.35 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. Property developer Alex calls in an eviction specialist. (R) 5.30-6.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away. Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner evict a couple who owe five months’ rent. (R)

6.00 Flog It!

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6.10 Pointless Celebrities With guests including Helen Fraser, Victoria Alcock, Roberta Taylor and Arthur Bostrom. (R)

PICK 6.55 Let It Shine

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The four remaining boybands display their dance skills, before Graham Norton and Mel Giedroyc give viewers a chance to champion their favourite act. See Ones To Watch.

7.55 Casualty

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Iain’s efforts to make amends have unforeseen repercussions and Dylan finds himself snowed under when the hospital is inundated with binge drinkers.

PICK 8.45 Let It Shine – The Results The judges have a twist in store. Plus, a surprise guest performs. See Ones To Watch.

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9.15 Taboo James Delaney loses everything, and as the Crown and the East India Company conspire against him, a devastating betrayal places even his freedom in jeopardy.

10.15 BBC News, Weather

10 Action 10.30 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights from the fifth round, including Huddersfield Town v Manchester City at John Smith’s Stadium, Burnley v Lincoln City at Turf Moor and Middlesbrough v Oxford United at Riverside Stadium.

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Daisy May and Charlie Cooper’s mockumentary continues. 12.05 FILM: Having You (2013) A man

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with a fear of commitment finally manages to overcome his doubts and propose to his girlfriend. Drama, starring Anna Friel, Andrew Buchan and Romola Garai. 1.45-6.00 BBC News. Round-up of the headlines.

David Barby and Catherine Southon view antiques at Buckland Abbey in Devon, and presenter Paul Martin is taken for a ride at the Dingles Fairground Heritage Centre. (R)

7.00 The Lake District: A Wild Year Cutting-edge camera techniques offering a new and unique perspective on a turbulent year in the life of England’s largest national park. Narrated by Bernard Cribbins. (R)

8.00 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands New series. Paul Murton visits places off the mainland.

8.30 Dad’s Army The platoon defends against the Highland Regiment. (R)

PICK FILM 9.00 Testament of Youth (2014) Premiere. When her fiancé and brother are sent to the front line during the early days of World War One, a young woman gives up her studies at Oxford University to follow them. She becomes a nurse, and the horrors she witnesses during the conflict change her outlook on life. Period drama based on the memoirs of writer Vera Brittain, starring Alicia Vikander, Kit Harington and Taron Egerton. See Film Of The Day.

FILM 11.05 Safe Haven (2013)

A woman arrives in a small town looking to make a fresh start, but is reluctant to discuss her past. As she forms a friendship with a neighbour and falls for a single father, she begins to realise the time has come to confront her secrets. Romantic drama, starring Julianne Hough. 12.55 FILM: The White Ribbon (2009)

Mystery, starring Christian Friedel. 3.10-6.30 This Is BBC Two. Previews.

6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.00 Ninja Warrior UK

7.00 The Restoration Man

The final round arrives, as the most successful participants from throughout this series return to put their strength, speed and agility to the test once again. Last in the series.

George Clarke revisits Neil Worrell and Jackie Robinson, who renovated an old fisherman’s church in Devon and now plan to tackle underground corridors on Dartmoor.

8.00 The Voice UK

8.00 Great Canal Journeys

The singing contest reaches a crucial stage, as Emma Willis introduces the final Blind Audition. Jennifer Hudson, Gavin Rossdale, will.i.am and Sir Tom Jones get one last chance to fill out their rosters before the beginning of the Battle phase.

Timothy West and Prunella Scales take a two-stage trip across Scotland, travelling along the Caledonian Canal before venturing on a 60-mile journey into the Highlands. (R)

9.20 Through the Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts a revival of the classic gameshow in which panellists David Haye, Samia Longchambon and Dave Berry are challenged to identify the homes of the rich and famous.

10.20 ITV News, Weather FILM 10.35 Knocked Up

FILM 9.00 Taken 2 (2012) Former CIA agent Bryan Mills and his ex-wife Lenore are taken hostage by an Albanian gangster, whose son Bryan killed while bringing down a kidnapping ring. He is able to escape with the aid of his daughter and together they fight to rescue Lenore and wipe out the criminal family. Action thriller sequel, starring Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace and Famke Janssen.

(2007) Ambitious journalist Alison’s one-night stand with directionless layabout Ben has unexpected consequences when she discovers she is pregnant. However, the unlikely parents decide to give the relationship a try for their baby’s sake, forcing Ben to face the challenge of accepting responsibility for the first time in his life. Romantic comedy, starring Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl and Paul Rudd.

FILM 10.50 The Bourne Legacy (2012) The leaders of a

12.50 Jackpot247. Viewers participate in live gaming. 3.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (R) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen

1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 2.15 Hollyoaks 4.15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 4.25 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under

secret government agency plan to eliminate several agents as part of a cover-up when they face having their dark secrets exposed. One of the assassins targeted is able to evade his fate and go on the run – but his escape is threatened by his dependence on drugs to boost his capabilities. Spy thriller sequel, with Jeremy Renner.

6.30 FIA Formula E Live: Buenos Aires The Buenos Aires ePrix. Coverage of the third round of the campaign from Puerto Madero Street Circuit in Argentina. This is the only circuit to have featured in all three seasons of this motor racing championship, and has proven to be a successful venue for Great Britain’s Sam Bird, who recorded the fastest lap here in 2015 and then went on to win in 2016.

8.10 Secrets of the Great Train Robbery Documentary, detailing the mistakes, bad decisions and errors made by the gang responsible for the Royal Mail train robbery of August 8, 1963.

9.00 Football on 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce goals from the Championship, including Birmingham City v Queens Park Rangers. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Football on 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in League One and Two.

10.30 NCIS An investigation into the death of a retired US Navy lieutenant commander forces Ducky to reveal he has been helping to solve crimes in his spare time.

11.25 NCIS: Los Angeles Deeks places his job in danger when he kills an unarmed man, prompting unexpected emotions for Kensi as she contemplates losing her partner. (R) 12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Magic Makes You Laugh Out Loud (R) 4.00 On Benefits: To Heat or to Eat? That’s the Question (R) 4.50 House Doctor (R) 5.15 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.40 Angels of Jarm (R) 5.50-6.00 Roary the Racing Car (R)

STV 4.40 STV News, Weather 12.50 Teleshopping 2.50 Freeze Out 3.40 ITV Nightscreen UTV 12.50 Teleshopping 2.20 ITV Nightscreen BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.30 Sportscene BBC2 N IRELAND 6.00 Getaways 6.30 Flog It! 7.30 The Lake District: A Wild Year 8.30 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands BBC2 SCOTLAND 4.15 Great American Railroad Journeys BBC2 WALES 1.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 4.30 University Challenge 5.00 Only Connect 5.30 Mastermind 6.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 9.50 The Lake District: A Wild Year 10.50 FILM: Testament of Youth (2014) RTE1 6.00 Teleshopping 7.55 Nationwide 8.25 Only Fools and Horses 9.05 My Kitchen Rules 10.20 Father Brown 11.20 Best of Today with Maura and Dáithí 12.25 European Parliament Report 12.55 RTÉ News, Weather 1.05 Dancing with the Stars 3.10 Can’t Stop Dancing 3.40 Natural World 4.40 Nuacht. Followed by RTÉ News with Signing. 4.50 Room to Improve 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 RTÉ News: Six One, Weather 6.35 FILM: Penguins of Madagascar (2014) 8.10 Winning Streak 9.10 RTÉ News, Weather 9.40 The Ray D’Arcy Show 11.05 The Mario Rosenstock Show 12.15 FILM: Fletch Lives (1989) 1.50 New Tricks 2.45 Offspring 3.30 As Time Goes By 4.00 As Time Goes By 4.30 EuroNews S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Arfordir Cymru: Bae Ceredigion 11.15 Ward Plant 11.45 Ffermio 12.15 Antur Waunfawr 12.45 Cefn Gwlad 1.15 Loriau Mansel Davies a’i Fab 1.45 Rygbi 4.00 Corff Cymru: Cariad 4.30 Y Castell 5.30 Eisteddfod 2015: Seiniau’r Sgrin 7.00 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.15 Clwb Rygbi 9.35 Noson Lawen 10.40 Y Salon 11.10 Jonathan

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12.30 David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive : Behind the Scenes 1.30 Flying Monsters With David Attenborough 3.00 Without a Trace 4.00 Without a Trace 5.00 Without a Trace 6.00 Without a Trace 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.10 Game of Thrones 11.20 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.55 Beware The Slenderman 2.10 The Wire 3.25 Looking 4.00 Storm City 11.00 ParaNorman (2012) Animated FILM4 adventure. 1.00 Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (2011) Comedy, with Jordana Beatty. 2.45 Scrooged (1988) Christmas comedy, starring Bill Murray. 4.50 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) Comedy drama, with Bruce Willis. 6.40 Tootsie (1982) Comedy, starring Dustin Hoffman. 9.00 St Vincent (2014) Premiere. Comedy drama, starring Bill Murray. 11.05 Zombieland (2009) Comedy horror, starring Woody Harrelson. 12.50 Stripes (1981) Military comedy.

Border Security USA 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 SKY LIVING 6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Life 9.00 Monkey Life 9.30 Monkey Life 10.00 America’s Next Top Model 11.00 The Biggest Loser USA 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Forever 8.00 Bones 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 10.00 Scandal. Cyrus’ fate is sealed once and for all. 11.00 Madam Secretary 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Grey’s Anatomy 5.00 Stop, Search, Seize

Let It Shine

6.55pm & 8.45pm, BBC1 Talk about exciting! We have already reached the semi-final part of the competition tonight, so be prepared to get your fingers texting or dialing to help decide who will be taking to the stage in Gary Barlow’s new London musical. In the first of this evening’s double bill of episodes, we’ll once again get to see and hear the four remaining Let It Shine bands do their thing. After opening the show with a whopper of a collaboration between all of them, they’ll be going head to head again to try to win our votes by belting out songs and busting a move or two. Then it is over to

the judging panel made up of Gary Barlow, Dannii Minogue and Martin Kemp – along with a brand new guest judge – to offer up their opinions on what they’ve just seen. Hosts of the show Mel Giedroyc and Graham Norton then throw open the phone lines to us so that we get to vote for our favourite group to progress through the show. Thankfully, we won’t have long to wait for the results, because they will be revealed about an hour later. But not before we get a performance from a mystery act who will show the newbies how it’s done properly. ★★★★✩

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6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of David 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00 NCIS 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Bonanza 7.00 Bonanza 8.00 Matlock. A surrogate mother is murdered. 9.00 NCIS. A psychiatric patient escapes. 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00 NCIS 1.55 FILM: Angel and the Badman (2009) Western remake, starring Lou Diamond Phillips. 3.40 The High Chaparral 4.30 The High Chaparral

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Unsolved Mysteries 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Neighbours at War 5.30 Neighbours at War 6.00 Neighbours at War 6.30 Neighbours at War 7.00 Hoarders: Family Secrets 8.00 Hoarders: Family Secrets 9.00 Dark Waters of Crime 10.00 Dark

Waters of Crime. Real-life criminal investigations involving water. 11.00 Killer Cops 12.00 Ice Cold Killers 1.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 2.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops: Reloaded

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FILM OF THE DAY

Testament of Youth

9pm, BBC2 This 2014 drama based on Vera Brittain’s World War One memoir boasts an impressive cast with Alicia Vikander, a student who left the promise of Oxford University and a bright future to become a war nurse. Kit Harington, Taron Egerton, Colin Morgan, Emily Watson, Dominic West and Miranda Richardson also star in the brilliant British period drama. ★★★✩✩


BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 7.50 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions.

Religious and ethical debates from Leith Academy, Edinburgh. 11.00 Bargain Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. (R) 12.00 BBC News, Weather 12.15 FILM: Shrek Forever After (2010) Animated comedy, with the voice of Mike Myers. 1.40 Match of the Day Live: The FA Cup. Fulham v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.05 Escape to the Country. People search for their ideal rural retreats. (R) 4.50 Lifeline 5.00 Songs of Praise. David Grant meets the first woman in Britain to become an Anglican priest. 5.35 BBC News 5.50-6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Big Painting Challenge

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Mariella Frostrup and Rev Richard Coles take the contestants on a trip to Hastings to sharpen their painting skills by capturing the pier and shoreline on canvas.

7.00 Countryfile

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Ellie Harrison helps with the annual clean-up at Cheddar Gorge, abseiling down the cliffs to check for dangerous loose rocks and helping volunteers to clear back the undergrowth.

PICK 8.00 Call the Midwife

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Australia. The chef goes on a culinary tour Down Under. (R) 1.30 Omar Sharif: Talking Pictures. Looking back at the actor’s life. (R) 2.00 FILM: Funny Lady (1975) Sequel to musical comedy Funny Girl, with Barbra Streisand. 4.15 Birds of Paradise: The Ultimate Quest. Part one of two. Benedict Allen and Frank Gardner visit Papua New Guinea. (R) 5.15-6.00 Ski Sunday. Including action from St Moritz in Switzerland.

Countrywise: Guide to Britain. Ben Fogle explores a huge underground cavern in Yorkshire Dales. (R) 10.00 Peston on Sunday. Political magazine. 10.55 Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy. Gino explores Tuscany. (R) 11.25 Chopping Block. The cooks take on British classics roast partridge and Victoria sponge. (R) 12.30 ITV News, Weather 12.45 FILM: Carry On Jack (1963) Comedy, with Bernard Cribbins and Juliet Mills. 2.25 All Star Family Fortunes. With Kelvin Fletcher and Austin Healey. (R) 3.10 Ninja Warrior UK. The final round arrives. Last in the series. (R) 4.15 The Voice UK. The blind audition phase concludes. (R) 5.30-6.30 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. (R)

circus illusionist is transported to a magical land, where he is mistaken for a powerful wizard prophesied to fall from the sky and save the realm from evil. His attempt to take advantage of the situation leads him into a dangerous quest involving three powerful witches. Fantasy adventure prequel to The Wizard of Oz, starring James Franco, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz and Michelle Williams.

6.30 Local News, Weather 6.40 ITV News, Weather 7.00 Take Me Out Celebrity Special James Argent, Melvin Odoom and Nile Wilson try to impress 30 single women and win a date – but must get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval.

8.00 Lion Country: Night and Day Two cubs seem to have finally been accepted into the pride and won the approval of the dominant males – but a jealous lioness intends to get rid of them. Last in the series.

PICK 9.00 SS-GB

9.00 Special Forces – Ultimate Hell Week Reggie Yates brings

10.20 Local News, Weather

Action from the fifth round of matches, featuring Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United and Fulham v Tottenham.

11.10 American High School Vernon tries to persuade his mother to watch him perform.

11.55 The Celebrity Apprentice USA The celebrities must promote a popular Australian product by writing, producing and directing a silent video. 1.25-6.00 BBC News. Catch up with

the latest headlines. Plus, weather.

Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. A Devon fireman puts his mother-in-law in the doghouse. (R) 1.35 The Simpsons. Maude Flanders is killed. (R) 2.05 The Simpsons (R) 2.35 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) Comedy sequel, starring Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. 4.30 Channel 4 News 5.00-7.30 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) An American boy living in China falls foul of bullies, until a kindly kung fu master teaches him the skills to defend himself. Martial arts drama, starring Jaden Smith.

the contestants to South Korea to train with the country’s Underwater Demolition Team, where they must carry boats on their heads.

FILM 10.00 Being AP (2015) Premiere. Documentary about jockey AP McCoy, who has been crowned champion jockey 19 years running. The film catches him at a turning point in his sporting career, as the desire to achieve a record-breaking run of victories and the pressure to retireg, while his wife fears the challenging nature of the sport puts him at risk of serious injury. FILM 11.40 Defiance (2008) Three Jewish brothers escape during the 1939 Nazi invasion of Poland and launch a series of guerrilla attacks. World War Two drama, starring Daniel Craig. 1.45 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 2.45 Holby City (R) 3.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Neutrinos invade Mikey’s mind. (R) 10.35 Football on 5: The Championship. Highlights from the weekend’s games in the Championship. (R) 11.30 Football on 5: Goal Rush (R) 12.00 Inside Windsor Castle. The recent history of the royal residence. (R) 12.55 Secrets of the National Trust with Alan Titchmarsh. The host reveals some surprising facts about Beatrix Potter. (R) 1.55 FILM: Seabiscuit (2003) Fact-based drama, starring Tobey Maguire and Jeff Bridges. 4.30 5 News 4.35-6.25 FILM: National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983) Comedy, with Chevy Chase. Edited for language, nudity and sexual content. Includes 5 News Update at 5.35pm.

FILM 6.25 National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985)

8.00 Dragons’ Den

Drama set in an alternate history of World War Two where Britain is under German occupation. Two Scotland Yard detectives investigate a murder. See Ones To Watch.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.15 The King of Queens (R) 6.40 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Frasier (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30 George

FILM 6.00 Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) An amoral

The panel assess the profitmaking potential of a self-igniting stove, a dating app, a range of authentic ethnic snacks and a fitness company for children. With Evan Davis.

10 10.30 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights

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presents a guide to Italian cookery. (R) 12.30 A Cook Abroad: Rick Stein’s

ITV

6.00 CITV 9.25 ITV News, Weather 9.30

Trixie tries her hand at dentistry, while the nurses discover what has happened to Sister Mary Cynthia, a vision that has bad consequences. See Ones To Watch.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

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BBC2

6.30 Big Dreams Small Spaces (R) 7.30 An Island Parish (R) 8.00 Around the World in 80 Gardens (R) 9.00 Countryfile (R) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day (R) 12.00 Nigellissima. Nigella Lawson

9.00 The Good Karma Hospital Ruby becomes personally involved in the case of an abandoned baby that is brought to the hospital during the Holi festival and Lydia is reunited with an ex-pat artist.

10.00 ITV News, Weather 10.20 Peston on Sunday Political magazine, presented by Robert Peston, featuring reports on the latest issues and interviews with topical guests.

7.30 The Jump The remaining celebrity contestants compete in the skeleton event, which requires them to ride down a twisted track on a heavy metal sled with their faces millimetres from the ice. The losers in each race will then have to face the jump to decide who will be the next to leave. With Davina McCall.

12.15 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live gaming from the comfort of their sofas. 3.00 Chopping Block. Tom is forced to face his fear. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

8.10 That’s So 1985 An entertaining look back at events in 1985, using news, pop and TV archive clips to provide a reminder of the time, including the Live Aid concerts.

FILM 9.00 X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) Premiere.

9.00 The Freddie Mercury Story: Who Wants to Live Forever?

In a future ravaged by war, the superhero team makes a desperate last stand against a force of deadly robots. Their only hope is to send Wolverine back in time to the 1970s, to join forces with an earlier version of the X-Men and change the events that started the conflict. Superhero adventure sequel, starring Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lawrence, James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

Documentary made to mark the 25th anniversary of the Queen frontman’s death, which explores two of the most important years in his life, from the band’s iconic performance at the Live Aid concert in 1985 to his diagnosis with Aids in 1987. The programme examines his struggle to keep his private life out of the tabloids and to continue recording music in the face of his failing health. (R)

11.05 20 Moments that Rocked the 80s Cherie Lunghi presents

11.15 Premiership Rugby Union Action from the 15th round of fixtures, which included Gloucester v Saracens, Bath v Harlequins, and Newcastle Falcons v Northampton Saints.

The disaster-prone Griswolds appear on a TV gameshow, and through a happy accident, end up winning a holiday touring Europe. The trip takes them to Britain, France and Germany, causing mayhem wherever they go, while the final destination in Rome leads to a run-in with a gang of thieves. Comedy sequel, starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo.

PICK FILM 11.40 Lawless

(2012) Three brothers run a bootlegging operation but a corrupt sheriff demands a cut of the profits. Crime drama, with Tom Hardy. See Film Of The Day. 1.40 The Last Leg 2.35 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (R) 4.25 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) 4.40 Four in a Bed (R)

a countdown of memorable moments, including royal weddings, political scandals, sporting triumphs and the rise to fame of iconic entertainers. (R) 12.35 Lip Sync Battle (R) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (R) 4.00 World’s Most Pampered Pets (R) 4.50 House Doctor (R) 5.15 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.40 Angels of Jarm (R) 5.50-6.00 Roary the Racing Car

WALES 10.55 Newsweek Wales BBC1 SCOTLAND 11.10 Sportscene 12.10 American High School 12.55 The Celebrity Apprentice USA 2.25 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 10.00 A Special Relationship 10.30 FILM: Being AP (2015) 12.10 Horizon: Clean Eating – The Dirty Truth 1.10 BBC News BBC2 SCOTLAND 5.45 Sportscene 7.00 River City BBC2 WALES 1.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 5.45 Coast 6.00 Scrum V Sunday 7.00 City in the Sky 7.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open RTE1 6.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Holby City 9.10 Casualty 10.10 WPC 56 11.10 Service 12.00 The Week in Politics 1.00 RTÉ News: One O’Clock and Farming Weather 1.10 Ear to the Ground 1.40 Winning Streak 2.40 Operation Transformation 3.10 Operation Transformation 3.40 Attenborough’s Paradise Birds 4.40 Nuacht 4.50 Great Irish Journeys 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 6.30 Dancing with the Stars 8.30 Fair City 9.00 News 9.30 Room to Improve 10.35 The Meaning of Life with Gay Byrne 11.05 The Week in Politics 12.10 European Parliament Report 12.40 The Ray D’Arcy Show 2.05 9/11: Voices from the Air 3.00 Criminal Minds 3.50 The Wonder List with Bill Weir 4.35 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.05 EuroNews S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Clwb Rygbi 11.20 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Bore Da 12.20 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 1.20 Rownd a Rownd 1.50 Rownd a Rownd 2.15 Wil ac Aeron: Taith yr Alban 2.45 Rygbi Pawb 3.45 Sgorio 4.00 Llys Nini 4.30 Llys Nini 6.25 Ralïo+ 6.55 Newyddion 7.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 7.30 Pryd o Sêr 8.30 Arfordir Cymru 9.00 Byw Celwydd 10.00 Clwb2 10.45 Julian Lewis Jones yn Awstralia 10.45 Julian Lewis Jones yn Awstralia

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ONES TO WATCH... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 Dance 5STAR Moms 8.55 8 Simple Rules 10.25 My Wife and Kids 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 8.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole 9.00 The Great British Benefits Handout 10.00 Emerald City. 11.00 Don’t Tell the Doctor 12.00 Sex Pod 1.00 Baby Faced Brides 2.00 American Horror Story: Murder House 3.10 Top 20 Funniest 3.50 Access. Latest showbiz news. 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Person of Interest 9.45 5USA Castle 10.40 CSI: NY 12.35 FILM: Columbo: Lady in Waiting (1971) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 2.15 FILM: Columbo: Uneasy Lies the Crown (1990) Crime drama, with Peter Falk. 4.20 FILM: Columbo: A Stitch in Crime (1973) Detective drama, with Peter Falk. 6.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records ITV2 6.10 Emmerdale 8.45 Coronation Street 11.40 The Voice UK 1.00 2Awesome 1.05 2Awesome: Guidance 1.40 2Awesome: Fame High 1.55 2Awesome: Third Wheel 2.25 2Awesome: LA Story 2.45 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 3.10 FILM: The Haunted Mansion (2003) 4.55 FILM: The Smurfs 2 (2013) Fantasy comedy sequel. 7.00 FILM: Jack and Jill (2011) Comedy. 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.25 The Cleveland Show 6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Futurama 9.00 Supergirl 10.00 The Flash 11.00 WWE Raw Hlts 12.00 Futurama 1.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Big Spell 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Freddie Down Under. See Ones To Watch. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 MacGyver 12.00 The Force: Essex 1.00 Air Ambulance ER 2.00 Arrow 2.50 Police Force: Australia 3.15 Police Force: Australia 3.45 Police Force: Australia 4.15 Police Force: Australia 4.45 Police Force: Australia 5.15 Road Wars

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6.00 The West Wing 7.00 The West Wing SKY ATLANTIC Special 8.00 The West Wing 9.00 The West Wing 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Without a Trace 2.00 Without a Trace 3.00 Without a Trace 4.00 Blue Bloods 5.00 Blue Bloods 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Fortitude 10.00 FILM: A History of Violence (2005) Thriller, starring Viggo Mortensen. 11.55 True Detective 1.10 The Wire 2.25 Looking 3.00 Looking 3.35 Looking 4.10 Storm City 5.05 Storm City 11.00 Destry (1954) Western, with Audie FILM4 Murphy. 1.00 Endless Love (2014) Romantic drama, with Alex Pettyfer. 3.05 Carry On Teacher (1959) Comedy, starring Ted Ray. 4.50 Never Been Kissed (1999) Romantic comedy, with Drew Barrymore. 6.55 Tooth Fairy (2010) Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson. 9.00 Faster (2010) Action adventure, with Dwayne Johnson. 10.55 The Fourth Kind (2009) Sci-fi horror, with Milla Jovovich. 1.00 Amour (2012) Drama, starring Jean-Louis Trintignant.

Border Security USA 8.00 Sportswomen SKY LIVING 6.00 8.30 Nothing to Declare 1.00 The Biggest Loser USA 2.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 6.00 The Biggest Loser USA 7.00 America’s Next Top Model 8.00 Blindspot 9.00 Elementary. Watson and Holmes look for a doctor selling drugs. 10.00 Bones. Booth and Brennan investigate the murder of a teacher. 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Scandal 2.00 Scandal 3.00 Madam Secretary 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Stop, Search, Seize 6.00 Rude(ish) Tube 6.20 How I Met Your E4 Mother 7.05 Hollyoaks 9.35 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 12.15 The Jump 1.50 The Big Bang Theory: Catch Up 7.15 FILM: Men in Black II (2002) Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. 9.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 10.00 FILM: The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt. 12.05 Celebs Go Dating 1.10 Celebs Go Dating 2.15 Celebs Go Dating 3.05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 3.50 Hollyoaks

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrow’s World 9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 FILM: Dr

Quinn, Medicine Woman: The Heart Within (2001) Frontier drama, starring Jane Seymour. 2.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 FILM: Angel and the Badman (2009) Western remake, starring Lou Diamond Phillips. 8.00 Matlock 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.55 Hack 3.50 The High Chaparral 6.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Judge Judy 5.00 Neighbours at War 6.00 Neighbours at War 7.00 Hoarders: Family Secrets 8.00 Hoarders 9.00 Encounters with Evil 10.00 Killer Cops 11.00 Pretty Bad Girls 11.30 Pretty Bad Girls 12.00 Pretty Bad Girls 12.30 Pretty Bad Girls 1.00 Encounters with Evil 2.00 Killer Cops 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops: Reloaded 4.40 Cops: Reloaded 5.00 Cops: Reloaded 5.20 Cops: Reloaded 5.40 Cops: Reloaded

CBS REALITY

NEW SERIES

SS-GB

9pm, BBC1 The reimagining of America under Nazi and Japanese control following World War Two has proved a successful concept for a TV series on Amazon Prime, with The Man In The High Castle now in its second season. Now the BBC is following suit with SS-GB, a brand new five-parter that begins tonight. Sam Riley and Kate Bosworth star in a story that follows British cop, Detective Douglas Archer, back in 1941’s London. The capital is under German SS control, much like most of England and Wales, after we lost the Battle of Britain. But Archer isn’t best pleased with his new

bosses and is being forced to work for the brutal SS. There are resistance fighters scattered around the country and when a German pilot is murdered by a fighter, it creates high tensions in London. Later, when Archer is investigating what he initially thinks is a murder involving the black market, he soon finds out there’s more to it and he’s dragged into something much more sinister. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Sylvia risks being punished by the SS when she takes a stand against the regime. Archer also meets an American journalist who is harbouring a huge secret. ★★★★✩

FILM OF THE DAY

Freddie Down Under

8pm, Sky1 Hitting the road for the last time, the boys head to Cairns, where Freddie milks one of the world’s deadliest creatures and torments Rob with another – the poisonous box jellyfish. Then with a storm looming, they take on a champion white water rafter before heading to The Great Barrier Reef. Finally, they camp out in the world’s oldest rainforest. ★★★★✩

Call the Midwife

8pm, BBC1 What’s happening in the world of 1960s midwives this week? Well, when a young man who appears quite vulnerable turns up on their doorstep, they’re quite impressed with him. Also, when Trixie takes a step towards dentistry she’s quite pleased with herself. Elsewhere, there’s a new recruit joining the team and Sister Mary Cynthia is finally tracked down. ★★★★✩

Lawless

11.40pm, Channel 4 If brooding, leading men are your thing, then prepare for sensory overload in this prohibition-era crime drama. Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke and Shia LaBeouf star as the Bondurant brothers, whose bootlegging operation comes up against Guy Pearce’s dodgy cop. Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain also star in this stylish, period flick. ★★★★✩


BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Britain’s Home

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Sign Zone: The Great Interior Design Challenge (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Cash in the Attic. Raising funds to buy a new pianola. (R) 1.25 Beat the Brain. Quiz, hosted by John Craven. (R) 1.55 Landward. The impact on fishermen of new measures to protect the marine environment. 2.25 Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones scales Britain’s peaks. (R) 3.25 The Blue Planet. The fragile marine ecosystem of coral reefs. (R) 4.25 A Place to Call Home 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. Charles Hanson and Margie Cooper travel from Melton Mowbray to Nottingham. (R)

current affairs and lifestyle features. 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. With Emmerdale star Danny Miller. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV ocal News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure. The chef visits Normandy. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz.

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Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life in the Sun (R) 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R) 2.10 Countdown. Rick Astley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. A couple from Northamptonshire plan to move to Madeira. 5.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Four east Londoners hope their menus will win them the prize money. (R)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Debate show. 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Doctor Neil treats a man with a rash covering his body. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. A farmer is suspected of killing a family’s dogs. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. Ducky is forced to reveal he has been helping to solve crimes in his spare time. (R) 3.15 FILM: Lifetime of Lies (2016) Premiere. A woman returns home for her brother’s funeral and attempts to unravel the truth about his death. Mystery, with Shenae Grimes-Beech. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. David goes to see Aaron, ready to take the next step. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

The winners of gameshows tackle a set of challengers. (R)

A round-up of stories hitting the headlines across your region.

Lisa enters a singing contest on the Krusty the Clown Show. (R)

Decker is rushed to hospital with multiple gunshot wounds. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels

6.30 ITV News, Weather

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

A round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

Joel sets up a fundraiser but is floored when faced with Shane.

A round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

Robert arranges a surprise wedding in the Woolpack.

A round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Celebrities share stories of

A mix of nationwide reports and live studio-based chat.

7.30 Match of the Day Live: The FA Cup Sutton United v Arsenal (Kick-off 7.55pm). Coverage of the fifth-round fixture at the Borough Sports Ground as the non-league side look to cause a huge upset against the 12-time winners. Sutton have already defeated three Football League teams with their scalp of Championship high-flyers Leeds in round four causing the biggest stir. Arsene Wenger will be wary of taking them lightly and may go against his usual cup policy of blooding young players, with the artificial turf adding an extra layer of unpredictability to the contest.

through the Balkans to Istanbul.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg Dave and Si cook chicken tagine with preserved lemons and olives in Morocco, and experience the full extent of Spanish and Moorish influences on Moroccan cuisine. (R)

8.00 University Challenge

7.30 Coronation Street Toyah rails at Leanne for her jibe about her not being a mum.

Jeremy Paxman poses the questions in a quarter-final tie.

8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Financial journalist Martin and Saira Khan offer advice.

8.00 Supermarkets: Brexit & Your Shrinking Shop – Channel 4 Dispatches Harry Wallop reports.

8.30 An Island Parish: Anguilla

8.30 Coronation Street

8.30 Food Unwrapped

Bishop Brooks celebrates the 175th anniversary of his diocese.

Leanne goes into labour and Sarah gets tough with Bethany.

Kate Quilton reveals the benefits of an enzyme in pineapples.

being on the open road for the first time, including Matthew Wright who recalls how his Austin 1300 broke down on the morning of purchase. (R)

8.00 Storm Surge: Winter Road Rescue An RAC patrolman battles a blizzard to get to a woman whose car has broken down and coastguards have their work cut out as a red alert is issued for a huge tidal surge.

PICK 9.00 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant

9.00 SAS: Rogue Warriors

9.00 The Halcyon

9.00 The Trouble with Dad

Ben Macintyre concludes his history of the unit’s early years, revealing how the SAS left the desert for Europe and a darker and far more complex theatre of war. Last in the series.

The hotel celebrates its 50th anniversary but Lucian struggles to keep things in order as pressure mounts and Emma must make a choice. Starring Kara Tointon. Last in the series.

Cutting Edge documentary charting comedian David Baddiel and his brothers’ attempts to care for their father, who has a rare form of dementia that strips him of all his inhibitions.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 Cradle to Grave

10.00 ITV News at Ten

A round-up of latest national and international headlines.

Bet and Fred expand their horizons on a caravan holiday. (R)

A round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

10.00 Jon Richardson: How to Survive the End of the World

10.00 TV’s 50 Greatest Magic Tricks TV illusionists have been

10.30 Newsnight

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 Through the Keyhole

Jon is sent on a mission by his wife – fellow comedian and worrier Lucy Beaumont – to investigate the things they most fear will result in their deaths.

sawing ladies in half, catching bullets between their teeth, reading minds and performing feats of escapology for decades. Channel 5 counts down the best, including the astonishing set-pieces of Penn & Teller, the mind-bending of Derren Brown and the street magic of David Blaine. It features spectacular illusions, such as making the Statue of Liberty disappear, and the lighter side of the business, thanks to the inclusion of comedy great Tommy Cooper. (R)

10 10.30 Local News, Weather

10.45 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You Celebrity guests join in the fun on the satirical quiz, with regular captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (R)

11 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Guests Tom Hiddleston, 12

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.05

A round-up of latest national and international headlines.

7.00 The One Show

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. News,

Truths. New series. Changes to British housing over the past 75 years. 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed. The police deal with the problem of rough sleepers at Marble Arch. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Lena finally admits her affair to her husband. 2.15 The Coroner. Crime drama, starring Claire Goose. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. Pig farmers hoping to win prizes at the Dorset County Show. 4.30 Flog It! From St Albans Cathedral. 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show. (R)

A round-up of stories hitting the headlines in your region.

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BBC2

6.00 My Life in Books (R) 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) 8.00

Ruth Wilson, Ricky Gervais, Daniel Radcliffe and Joshua McGuire discuss their current projects, while Tinie Tempah performs Text from Your Ex. (R) 12.20-6.00 BBC News. Rolling national

and international headlines.

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

11.15 Hospital In the final episode of the series, surgeons are forced to use unconventional methods to get their operations completed against all the odds. (R) 12.15 Sign Zone: Countryfile Winter Special. Ellie Harrison visits the Cairngorms National Park. (R) 1.10 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 2.10 Sign Zone: Royal Recipes (R) 2.55-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Previews.

Keith Lemon hosts the gameshow as panellists David Haye, Samia Longchambon and Dave Berry identify the homes of the rich and famous. (R)

11.40 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer general knowledge questions and work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser and try to secure a large cash prize. (R) 12.35 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00

The Jeremy Kyle Show. Family feuds. (R)

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas while three-man comedy act Pappy’s help Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (R) 12.10 Parenting for Idiots. Famous faces share their experiences. (R) 1.05 Girls to Men (R) 2.00 The Wedding Day (R) 2.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (R) 3.50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (R) 4.45 Four in a Bed (R) 5.10 Fifteen to One (R)

The broadcaster examines the role of the railways during two world wars, keeping vital supply lines open and transporting troops. See Ones To Watch.

12.45 Criminals: Caught on Camera (R) 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Inside Windsor Castle (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Great Artists (R)

WALES 10.40 Sharp End 11.10 The Harbour STV 7.59 STV News Headlines 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 Through the Keyhole 12.05 Teleshopping UTV 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 10.40 View from Stormont 11.10 Britain’s Best Walks with Julia Bradbury 12.35 Teleshopping 2.05 ITV Nightscreen BBC1 N IRELAND 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.40 True North: Kick Me 11.20 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 12.05 The Graham Norton Show 12.50 BBC News BBC1 WALES 10.40 Gareth Wyn Jones – Milk Man 11.10 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 11.55 The Graham Norton Show 12.45 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 5.15 Bargain Hunt 5.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.00 Múinteoirí BBC2 WALES 1.55 Beat the Brain 3.25 Italy Unpacked RTE1 6.00 Teleshopping 8.05 My Family 8.35 Today 10.05 Ellen 11.00 Dr Phil 11.55 Shortland Street 12.25 Doctors 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Taste of Success 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 The Pet Surgeons 8.00 Creedon’s Epic East 9.00 News 9.35 Toughest Place to Be a Bus Driver 10.35 Claire Byrne Live 11.35 Eco Eye 12.10 The Late Late Show 2.10 Claire Byrne Live 3.05 Nationwide 3.30 Shortland Street 3.55 Dr Phil 4.40 Doctors 5.10 EuroNews 5.40 Teleshopping S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Ward Plant 3.30 Arfordir Cymru: Bae Ceredigion 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio 10.00 Rygbi

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ONES TO WATCH... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 8.00 8 Simple Rules 8.20 5STAR Dance Moms 10.05 8 Simple Rules 11.00 100 Per Cent Hotter 12.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 FILM: Dirty Dancing (1987) Romantic drama. 11.05 FILM: Taxi (2004) Comedy adventure remake. 1.10 Teen Wolf

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Longmire 10.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Castle 3.00 Longmire 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS. A sergeant’s alibi for a hit-and-run is that he was killing someone else at the time. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A man is found badly beaten in a strip club’s car park. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.15 Ellen ITV2 DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Ninja Warrior UK 11.30 Take Me Out Celebrity Special 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 Ellen DeGeneres 2.50 Jeremy Kyle 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 The Great Indoors 10.00 American Dad! 11.00 Family Guy 11.55 The Cleveland Show 12.50 Two and a Half Men 1.20 The Great Indoors 1.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

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6.00 Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Police Force: Australia 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 A Town Called Eureka 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 FILM: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) Sci-fi prequel, starring Liam Neeson. 10.45 The Blacklist 11.45 The Force: Manchester 12.45 Most Daring 1.45 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.45 Stop, Search, Seize 4.45 RSPCA Animal Rescue 6.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 Urban SKY ATLANTIC Secrets 8.00 The West Wing 10.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 The Petrol Age 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 House 6.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters 10.00 Girls 10.35 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. A satirical look at news and pop culture. 11.10 Real Time with Bill Maher 12.20 The Kettering Incident 2.40 Girls 3.15 Looking 4.15 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.10 Urban Secrets 11.00 Cattle Empire (1958) Western. 12.40 FILM4 Vertigo (1958) Hitchcock thriller, with James Stewart. 3.15 Four Guns to the Border (1954) Western, with Rory Calhoun. 4.55 Hell Below Zero (1954) Action adventure, with Alan Ladd. 6.45 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief (2010) Fantasy adventure, with Logan Lerman. 9.00 Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Action thriller sequel, with Vin Diesel. 11.35 Devil’s Knot (2013) Fact-based crime drama, starring Reese Witherspoon. 1.50 The Dilemma (2011) Comedy drama.

SKY LIVING

6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 UK Border Force 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Elementary 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Shades of Blue 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Madam Secretary 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Shades of Blue 2.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Nothing to Declare

E4

6.10 Made in Chelsea 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 FILM: St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (2009) Comedy sequel. 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 First Dates Abroad 12.10 The Big Bang Theory

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 The Twilight Zone 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. A former drill instructor faces jail. 6.00 NCIS. The agents track down a serial killer. 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. Part one of two. A legendary ranger comes back to seek justice. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Mission: Impossible. The team tackle a rogue film-maker. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.35 The Streets of San Francisco

CBS REALITY

6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.50 Urban Legends 11.45 48 Hours: Mystery 12.40 Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.05 Urban Legends 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 48 Hours: Mystery. New series. 10.00 Wives with Knives. New series. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Evil Twins 1.00 48 Hours: Mystery 2.00 Wives with Knives 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 4.00 Cops: Reloaded

The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 9pm, Channel 5 Okay, so from the outset, this doesn’t sound like the most enthralling of programmes, particularly if you aren’t really interested in railways. But it’s Chris’ enthusiasm that helps to make it a fascinating insight into how our country ran back in the 1900s. Tonight he reveals that when trains were changing the way we enjoyed travel and leisure and turned seaside towns into tourist spots, it also had a darker side. For years, military planners had been working on ways to use locomotives in warfare and when World War One came along, they were being used to transport

hundreds of thousands of men to the trenches in France. Meanwhile at home, railway works were converted into munitions factories. And for the first time, women were employed for these dangerous jobs. Later for World War Two, the railways once again played a crucial role. They were run from a secret location deep in a disused London Underground station and carried troops, workers, munitions and food. They also organised the evacuation of a million children, helped bring home half the British army and offered shelters from air raids. ★★★★✩


BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Britain’s Home Truths 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner. When a body washes

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up on shore, Jane is convinced it is a botched sea burial. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country. Ginny Buckley helps a couple find a country house in Devon. 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. An ice cream maker and two oil artisans sell their products Ludlow Food Festival. 4.30 Flog It! From Layer Marney Tower in rural Essex. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R)

Countryfile. Tom Heap finds out why so many wild flowers have vanished from the UK. (R) 1.10 The Super League Show. Including highlights of Wigan Warriors v Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks. 1.55 Landward. Euan McIlwraith counts mountain hares. 2.25 Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones travels through the Lake District. (R) 3.25 The Blue Planet. The effects of tides on marine life. (R) 4.25 A Place to Call Home 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. Margie Cooper and Charles Hanson visit Newark-on-Trent. (R)

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

The winners of gameshows tackle a set of challengers. (R)

Round-up of stories hitting the headlines across your region

Homer becomes convinced the end of the world is imminent. (R)

Brody thinks the family should run following Decker’s death. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo enjoys

6.30 ITV News, Weather

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

Tegan and Courtney are confused by an angry outburst from Leela.

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

Debbie insists on joining Sarah as she goes abroad for treatment.

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 Storm Surge: Winter Road Rescue An RAC patrolman

Studio guests join hosts Matt Baker and Michelle Ackerley.

7.30 EastEnders

a boat trip on the Bosphorus.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg Si King and Dave Myers examine the origins of southern fried chicken, one of the favourite fast foods in the world and in Texas they cook up their biker buffalo wings. (R)

7.30 Britain’s Busiest Motorway Charting the work of those who keep the M25 up and running.

8.00 UK’s Best Place to Live

8.00 Inside Windsor Castle A look back at the series of events that shaped the monarchy between 1936 and 1952, using dramatic reconstructions and an extraordinary archive of film.

9.00 Secret Life of Dogs

9.00 24 Hours in A&E Cameras focus on the ups and downs of family life, with patients including a 53-year-old woman who is rushed to the department after suffering a suspected heart attack.

9.00 Secrets of the National Trust with Alan Titchmarsh

healthy men took part in a drug trial that went wrong. This drama-documentary tells the story of one of history’s most infamous medical emergencies.

Martin Clunes details why the fact that dogs share more than 99 per cent of their DNA with grey wolves might help explain just why they make such loyal family pets. Last in the series.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 Inside No 9

10.00 ITV News at Ten

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

A huge argument breaks out in a restaurant. Jason Watkins stars.

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

10.00 Staying Healthy: A Doctor’s Guide Dr Pixie McKenna

10.30 Newsnight

10.30 Local News, Weather

Nick Knowles and the team, together with the assistance of South Yorkshire volunteers and suppliers, help create a new home for a Rotherham man who suffered a brain injury.

10 10.30 Local News, Weather

10.45 Imagine – She Spoke the Unspeakable Egyptian author Nawal El Saadawi relives her life, addressing some of the world’s biggest challenges in a surprising and personal way.

11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? Warwick Davis starts his research with his grandmother Edith, who led to his big break at the age of 11 when she heard an advert looking for cast members for a new film. (R) 12.50-6.00 BBC News. Rolling news.

8.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner The Robshaw family

8.00 Tales from the Coast with Robson Green The actor’s coastal

enter the 1940s and experience a decade dominated by war and entirely fuelled by rations, including powdered egg, nettles on toast and imitation brawn.

tour concludes in Essex and Suffolk, as he traverses the salt marshes of Blackwater Estuary, and meets Mods and Rockers in Clacton. Last in the series.

9.00 The Drug Trial: Emergency at the Hospital In 2006, eight

battles a blizzard to get to a woman whose car has broken down and coastguards have their work cut out as a red alert is issued for a huge tidal surge. (R)

Sarah Beeny looks for good affordable housing, best job prospects, reasonable child care, quality of family life and of social life before revealing which location scores top marks.

Isaac’s dark side comes to the surface as his relationship with Dominic reaches breaking point, and as Hector is taken ill, Mo and Mr T start to reassess their work-life balance.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build

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Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life in the Sun (R) 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. Finds include Victorian street lamps. (R) 2.10 Countdown. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. A woman searches for a new home on the Costa del Sol. (R) 5.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Four residents of Shropshire battle it out. (R)

Patients who have sought out alternative treatments. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. A neighbourhood conflict in Wales. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles. Deeks shoots and kills an unarmed man. (R) 3.15 FILM: The Nightmare Nanny (2013) A woman becomes suspicious of her daughter���s live-in nanny, and her paranoia seems to be justified when the child goes missing. Thriller, starring Ashley Scott and Mekenna Melvin. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Paige and David make a confession to Brad and Lauren. (R)

6.00 Eggheads

8.00 Holby City

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors.

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

Mick finds problems with the Vic are worse than he thought.

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Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 The One Show

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. With guest Ross Kemp. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning.

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure. The chef cooks crab and dulse during a visit to the home of Claude Monet in Giverny. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Round-up of stories hitting the headlines across your region.

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BBC2

6.00 My Life in Books (R) 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

11.15 Special Forces – Ultimate Hell Week Army training challenge, in which contestants must endure a series of gruelling military-grade conditioning drills from around the world. (R) 12.15 SAS: Rogue Warriors. Ben Macintyre reveals the story of the formation of the unit during World War Two. (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: Our Dancing Town (R) 2.15 Sign Zone: Royal Recipes (R) 3.00-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Previews.

10.40 Take Me Out Celebrity Special James ‘Arg’ Argent, Melvin Odoom and Nile Wilson try to impress 30 singletons and win a date – but must get the women to keep their lights on as a sign of approval. (R)

FILM 11.40 Carry On Henry

(1971) King Henry VIII plots to rid himself of his new French wife due to her craving for garlic. Comedy, starring Sid James. 1.15 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based info. 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

examines NHS health data to reveal what made people ill in 2016 and reveals why it is not just cold and flu cases that rise when kids return to school.

11.00 This Is Us Rebecca’s approaching due date causes her to forget Jack’s birthday and Dr K struggles to carry on following the death of his wife. Drama, starring Mandy Moore and Milo Ventimiglia. 12.00 Revenge Porn (R) 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport. Global round-up. 1.50 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (R) 2.40 The Changing Room (R) 3.30 Shipping Wars UK (R) 4.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (R) 5.05-6.00

Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (R)

Alan visits Attingham Hall in Shropshire to tell the story of the second Baron Berwick, the 19th-Century owner who squandered the family fortune.

10.00 Celebrity Carry on Barging Narrow boat enthusiasts Simon Callow, Nigel Havers, Debbie McGee and Lorraine Chase attempt to negotiate the 29 locks of the Kennet & Avon canal’s Cain Hill Flight. (R)

11.05 I’m 20 But Look 60: Extraordinary People Catching up with Zara, the teenager with lipodystrophy, a genetic condition that causes her to look four decades older. (R) 12.05 The Great British Benefits Handout (R) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Great Artists (R) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS. Volunteers treat injured animals. (R)

10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Investigator: A British Crime Story UTV 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 7.30 Rare Breed – A Farming Year 10.40 View from Stormont 11.10 ■ REGIONAL VARIATIONS: STV Britain’s Busiest Motorway BBC1 N IRELAND 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.40 Spotlight 11.10 Imagine – She Spoke the Unspeakable 12.10 Who Do You Think You Are? 1.10 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND 8.00 River City BBC2 N IRELAND 5.15 Bargain Hunt 5.55 Party Election Broadcast 11.15 True North: Kick Me 11.55 Cradle to Grave 12.25 QI XL 1.10 Wild on Water – Coastal Guardians BBC2 WALES 1.55 Beat the Brain 3.25 Italy Unpacked RTE1 7.55 My Family 8.25 Today with Maura and Dáithí 9.55 Ellen 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Tracks and Trails 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 The Design Doctors 3.00 Rachel Allen: All Things Sweet 3.30 The Taste of Success 4.00 News 4.10 Today with Maura and Dáithí 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Eco Eye 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Ear to the Ground 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.15 Blue Bloods 11.10 The Works Presents 11.40 New Tricks 12.45 Oireachtas Report 1.20 Death Row Stories 2.15 The Good Wife 3.10 Telly Bingo 3.20 Prime Time 3.55 Shortland Street S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Loriau Mansel Davies a’i Fab 3.30 Y Salon 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Llys Nini 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Ward Plant 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Byd ar Bedwar 10.00 Noson Lawen 11.00 Clwb2


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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Longmire 10.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Castle 3.00 Longmire 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A female officer is charged with drink-driving. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A single murder quickly becomes a case involving three bodies. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 Rookie Blue 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.15 The Ellen ITV2 DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Ninja Warrior UK 11.30 Take Me Out Celebrity Special 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.45 Two and a Half Men

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Billions. New series. Drama, starring Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis. See Ones To Watch. 10.10 Crashing. New series. 10.45 Pete Holmes: Faces and Sounds. 12.00 Billions 1.10 Blue Bloods 2.10 The Wire 3.25 Looking 4.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00 Urban Secrets 11.00 The Tall T (1957) Western. 12.40 Mrs FILM4 Pollifax – Spy (1971) Espionage comedy. 2.55 The Great Sioux Uprising (1953) Western adventure. 4.35 Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) World War Two adventure. 6.45 Terminal Velocity (1994) Action thriller, starring Charlie Sheen. 9.00 GI Joe: Retaliation (2013) Action adventure sequel, starring Dwayne Johnson. 11.10 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) Mystery thriller, starring Michael Nyqvist. See Film Of The Day. 2.10 Pusher (2012) Crime thriller remake.

Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 SKY LIVING 6.00 House Hunters International 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Elementary 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Shades of Blue 9.00 Elementary 10.00 The Catch 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Cold Case 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Forever 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Monkey Life

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6.10 Made in Chelsea: South of France 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 The Goldbergs 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.05 Gogglebox 1.10 Celebs Go Dating 2.10 Tattoo Fixers

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 The Twilight Zone 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. A US ship collides with a Turkish vessel. 6.00 NCIS 7.00 MacGyver. Mac’s former Navy Seal buddy steals a vial of anthrax. 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker is guided by a spirit on a murder hunt. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Mission: Impossible. A prime minister’s deputy plots to set up a dictatorship. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30 The Streets of San Francisco

CBS REALITY

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.50 Urban Legends 11.50 48 Hours: Mystery 12.43 Judge Judy 3.15 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.10 Urban Legends 5.10 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 48 Hours: Mystery 10.00 Wives with Knives. Tales of women who are driven to attack their husbands. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Evil Twins 1.00 48 Hours: Mystery 2.00 Wives with Knives 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 4.00 Cops: Reloaded

Billions 9pm, Sky Atlantic When the ďŹ rst series of Billions made it to Sky last year, viewers could download the entire thing in one go in a box set. And it went on to become one of Sky’s most-watched series of all time. So it comes as no surprise that it has been given a second run of ten more episodes. If you missed it ďŹ rst time, Damian Lewis stars as hedge fund billionaire Bobby Axelrod who spent the ďŹ rst series at war with doggedly determined US attorney Chuck Rhoades (played by Paul Giamatti). Little has changed on that front as they are still determined to destroy each other, but

behind the scenes, there’s a lot of fallout from their previous head-butting. Chuck’s wife Wendy, who just so happened to work for Bobby, has left her husband and quit her job leaving both men in the lurch. And rather than blaming themselves and their own selďŹ sh actions, they are blaming each other instead. Things kick off tonight with Bobby going on the offensive and ďŹ ling a lawsuit against the US attorney. Chuck is also getting it in the neck from within his office but, not being the kind of man to take it lying down, what has he got tucked up his sleeve in return? ★★★★★

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6.00 Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Police Force: Australia 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 A Town Called Eureka 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl. Kara fights to clear Lena’s name. 9.00 Ross Kemp Libya’s Migrant Hell 10.30 Hawaii Five-0 11.30 Air Ambulance ER 12.30 Most Daring 1.30 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.30 Stop, Search, Seize 3.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 5.30 Futurama

11.10pm, Film4 Before the English language remake with Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara, this Swedish effort at Stieg Larsson’s story did a much better job at telling the tale. Noomi Rapace plays the hacker who becomes integral to an investigation into a young girl who has gone missing – and it’s one hell of a thriller. ★★★★✊


BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Britain’s Home Truths 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Wanted Down

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Under Revisited. Nicki Chapman catches up with the Cornish family. 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. From Oswestry Showground, Shropshire. (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Mrs Tembe collapses from her hernia and is rushed to hospital. 2.15 The Coroner. The town’s new mayor is found dead. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. Farmers demonstrate the skill required to succeed in a ploughing contest. 4.30 Flog It! 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R)

Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Lifeline (R) 1.10 Cash in the Attic. Angela Rippon helps a football fan raise funds for his favourite side. (R) 1.35 Beat the Brain. Hosted by John Craven. (R) 2.05 Landward. The issue of land reform. 2.35 Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones visits central Scotland. (R) 3.30 The Blue Planet. Marine life in coastal regions. Last in the series. (R) 4.20 A Place to Call Home. Carolyn and Jack visit Douglas on their honeymoon. 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. Experts head to auction in Norfolk. (R)

Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the headlines. 12.30 Loose Women. Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure. The chef visits the capital city of France. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life in the Sun. A scuba diving business plans to move to the UK. (R) 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R) 2.10 Countdown. Richard Arnold joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Jasmine Harman shows a couple five properties in Barbados. 5.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me (R)

Ashleigh Helm talks about having a breakdown due to an eating disorder. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Great British Benefits Handout. Six unemployed families and individuals are paid a cash lump sum in return for signing off. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A private investigator discovers the body of a missing Navy officer. (R) 3.15 FILM: A Killer Among Us (2012) A teenager is persuaded by a detective to spy on her father and discover whether he murdered her mother. Crime thriller, starring Tess Atkins. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Steph invites Victoria to stay at the motel. (R)

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team. (R)

Latest headlines from the region, including weather forecast.

Ned Flanders takes in lodgers. Jason Bateman guest stars. (R)

Ranae pursues Justin and Kat to the caravan park. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Part one of two.

6.30 ITV News, Weather

Matt Baker hosts the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name guests.

8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Sunetra Sarker sets out to explore the heritage she ignored when she was growing up and learn more about her connections to Bangladesh’s 1971 war for independence. The celebrities continue to settle into life in their 16th Century mansion and are brought closer together when they celebrate Amanda Barrie’s 81st birthday together.

Michael Portillo is in Vienna.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg Dave and Si travel to Israel, where they visit the remains of the world’s first poultry farm and prepare chicken shawarma kebabs, shakshuka and chicken schnitzel. (R)

8.00 The House That £100K Built New series. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor visit Co Antrim to follow the progress of Alistair and Karen, who are hoping that building their dream home will be the key to a mortgage-free life.

9.00 Incredible Medicine: Dr Weston’s Casebook

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Sienna is suspicious when she sees Joel handing cash to Shane.

Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

7.00 Coronation Street

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 A New Life in Oz

Michelle insists that she should visit Oliver, to Steve’s horror.

Including sport and weather.

The Boundy family decide to leave their Cornish home behind for Australia’s South West, as mum Sasha wants to fulfil her dream of opening a sanctuary for animals. Last in the series.

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.30 The Brit Awards 2017 Dermot O’Leary and Emma Willis co-host the 37th edition of the British Phonographic Industry’s annual pop music awards, staged at London’s O2 and featuring performances by Robbie Williams, Emeli Sandé, Little Mix, Skepta, the 1975, Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars. David Bowie receives two posthumous nominations, for British Male Solo Artist and Album of the Year, with Leonard Cohen receiving his first-ever nomination in the International Male Solo Artist category.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 Mock the Week

10.00 ITV News at Ten

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

Topical comedy quiz show, hosted by Dara O Briain. (R)

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

10.30 Newsnight

10.45 Peter Kay’s Car Share

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch

10 10.30 Local News, Weather

Peter Kay stars in this sitcom about the daily commute of supermarket employees. (R)

11.15 Film 2017 Bowman is joined by 11 Edith Danny Leigh and Tim Robey. 11.50 The Big Painting Challenge Mariella Frostrup

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Dr

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

9.00 The Real Marigold Hotel

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Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 The One Show

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. With Ian McShane and Ricky Whittle. 8.30

Latest regional headlines, including weather forecast.

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BBC2

6.00 My Life in Books (R) 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The

and Rev Richard Coles take the group on a trip to sharpen their landscape painting skills. (R) 12.55-6.00 BBC News. Round-up of the national and international headlines.

11.15 Dragons’ Den Entrepreneurs pitch their money-making ideas to a panel of self-made millionaires, who are prepared to invest their company’s money in the scheme if they think it could work. (R) 12.15 Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m a Doctor. The doctors reveal the secrets to sticking to health resolutions. (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: Royal Recipes. Royal food inspired by the days of India and Empire (R) 2.00-6.00 This Is BBC Two

presents action from the second batch of last-16 first-leg ties, including Manchester City v Monaco, Sevilla v Leicester City, Bayer Leverkusen v Atletico Madrid and FC Porto v Juventus.

11.55 Peter Shilton: Sports Life Stories A profile of the former England goalkeeper, who had an illustrious career. (R) 12.45 Jackpot247. Live gaming. 3.00 1000 Heartbeats (R) 3.50 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

8.00 Location, Location, Location

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit two couples previously featured on the show, including Sam and Krystle, who were keen to move from their rented flat in Deptford into their own place.

A teenager with a long history of depression comes to the surgery to seek advice about her medication, while pensioner Patrick and his wife discuss their concerns about memory loss.

9.00 The Royal House of Windsor New series.

PICK 9.00 Climbing the Property Ladder Cate and Nikki

Documentary telling the story of the great dynasty, which began when King George V changed the royal family’s name from the German Saxe-Coburg and Gotha due to the anti-German sentiment in the British Empire.

look to boost their pension pot by developing a property, while Andrzej renovates an apartment. See Ones To Watch. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.20 Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny Dealers Celia Sawyer, Alex Proud, Pearl Lowe and Andrew Lamberty compete to purchase the public’s prized possessions, including a gigantic dolls’ house and a rare, signed Terry Pratchett novel.

11.25 The Billion Pound Hotel A look inside the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, dubbed the world’s most luxurious hotel, following the stories of guests who pay up to £10,000 a night for a suite. (R) 12.25 Walking the Nile (R) 1.20 The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds (R) 2.15 FILM: Sorority Row (2009) Horror remake. 3.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R) 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R)

10.00 The Boy with No Face – 6 Months On: Extraordinary People An update on the story of a 17-year-old, who was born with a bone disorder resulting in a tumour on his face, as he goes through a surgical procedure.

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(2008) Premiere. A man haunted by a tragedy he caused seeks redemption. Assuming his tax inspector brother’s identity to gain access to people’s private records, he sets out to atone by helping seemingly unconnected strangers with their problems. Drama, with Will Smith, Rosario Dawson and Woody Harrelson. 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Carry on Barging (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R)

STV 6.25 Party Political Broadcast 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 UEFA Champions League Highlights UTV 6.25 Party Election Broadcast BBC1 N IRELAND 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.40 Nolan Live 11.40 Peter Kay’s Car Share 12.10 Film 2017 12.45 The Big Painting Challenge 1.45 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND 6.55 Party Political Broadcast 10.45 Holby City 11.45 Peter Kay’s Car Share BBC2 N IRELAND 5.15 Bargain Hunt 5.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.00 Spotlight BBC2 SCOTLAND 1.40 Mountain RTE1 7.25 Today with Maura and Dáithí 8.55 Dr Phil 9.50 Ellen 10.45 Shortland Street 11.15 Tracks and Trails 11.50 Leaders’ Questions 1.00 RTÉ News: One O’Clock, Weather 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Taste of Success 4.00 News 4.10 Today with Maura and Dáithí 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 Neven’s Irish Food Trails 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Operation Transformation 9.00 News 9.35 FILM: The Help (2011) 12.10 Oireachtas Report 12.45 Kevin McGahern’s America 1.45 The Unemployables 2.45 Nurses 3.10 Inside Trinity 3.55 What Are You Eating? 4.20 You Should Really See a Doctor 4.45 The Local Eye S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Pryd o Sêr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Wil ac Aeron: Taith yr Alban 7.00 Heno 7.30 Cymoedd Roy Noble 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Gwaith/Cartref 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Loriau Mansel Davies a’i Fab 10.00 Rygbi Pawb 11.00 Cofio gyda Gareth Edwards

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Vance discovers a key to a safety deposit box in his late wife’s effects. 9.00 Person of Interest. New series. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 Chicago Fire 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago Fire 4.00 Teleshopping 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 ITV2 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.15 Ninja Warrior UK 10.15 FILM: Step Up 3 (2010) Dance drama sequel. 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 2.00 Ellen DeGeneres 2.50 Jeremy Kyle 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.30 The Brit Awards 2017: Red Carpet 7.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.55 FILM: After Earth (2013) 10.00 The Brit Awards 2017: Backstage 11.00 Family Guy 11.55 American Dad! 6.00 Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Police Force: Australia 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 A Town Called Eureka 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 MacGyver. The team heads to Malaysia. 9.00 The Blacklist 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 The Force: Manchester 1.00 Most Daring 2.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 5.30 Futurama. Animated fun.

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11.00 Kansas City Confidential (1952) Crime FILM4 drama. 1.05 Broken Arrow (1950) Western, with James Stewart. 2.55 Flying Tigers (1942) World War Two drama, starring John Wayne. 4.55 The Violent Men (1955) Western, starring Edward G Robinson. 6.50 Footloose (1984) Drama, starring Kevin Bacon. See Film Of The Day. 9.00 Unknown (2011) Thriller, starring Liam Neeson. 11.15 Belle (2013) Fact-based period drama, starring Gugu Mbatha-Raw. 1.20 The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009) Thriller sequel. 7.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Elementary 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Shades of Blue 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 10.00 Madam Secretary 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 4.00 Nothing to Declare

SKY LIVING

6.10 Made in Chelsea: South of France 7.00 E4 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Timeless 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.00 Supernatural 12.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Celebs Go Dating 6.00 Teleshopping. Hone shopping. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 The Twilight Zone 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. A sergeant major is charged with attempted murder. 6.00 NCIS. Gibbs is held captive in Mexico. 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. The duo protect a Mexican presidential candidate. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Mission: Impossible. A US envoy is replaced by an imposter. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.35 The Streets of San Francisco

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders: Family Secrets 10.50 Urban Legends 11.50 48 Hours: Mystery 12.40 Judge Judy 3.15 Hoarders: Family Secrets 4.10 Urban Legends 5.10 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 48 Hours: Mystery. Real-life crimes and mysteries. 10.00 Wives with Knives 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Evil Twins 1.00 48 Hours: Mystery 2.00 Wives with Knives 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops: Reloaded. Home shopping.

CBS REALITY

Climbing the Property Ladder 9pm, Channel 5 It might sound like the kind of show Sarah Beeny used to present, but don’t be fooled into thinking you’ll see the perpetually pregnant redeveloper fronting this new series. It instead follows several people each week who are all making their first foray into the potential money-making property developing world. And it reveals that while investing in a do-er upper sounds great in principle, in reality, it’s hard work. Tonight, first-timers Cate and fiancée Nikki are looking to boost their pension pot, and they carry out a high-risk strategy by pouring all of Cate’s life savings

into a rundown house that they don’t even own. With Cate’s money on the line, life throws her a curve ball which results in Cate having to project manage from her sickbed. Will her idea of making a £200,000 profit turn into a nightmare? Meanwhile, Andrzej dreams of building his own property empire and a mortgage-free life. Starting with a small studio apartment, he sets his sights on £30,000 profit in just four weeks. His designer wet room leaves nothing to the imagination, but will it give his tiny apartment a competitive edge in a crowded market? ★★★★✩

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Footloose 6.50pm, Film4 Footloose may have become famous for it’s frankly brilliant Kenny Loggins theme tune, but the film itself is almost as much fun. A disconcertingly young Kevin Bacon stars as a teenager who moves from Chicago to a small town where the local reverend has banned rock music and dancing. However, we’ve got one rebel who simply wants to get his groove on. ★★★★★


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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Britain’s Home Truths 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors.

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The staff rally round in the wake of Mrs Tembe’s collapse. 2.15 The Coroner. A businessman is shot dead by a sniper. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country. A couple who want to swap their urban lives for the Cornish countryside. (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. Sheep farmers show off their flock at Melplash Agricultural Show, Dorset. 4.30 Flog It! The team visits Manchester. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show. (R)

Sign Zone: An Island Parish: Anguilla (R) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Cash in the Attic (R) 1.25 Beat the Brain (R) 1.55 Landward. The anglers who fear an end to their hobby. 2.25 Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones visits the Pennines. (R) 3.25 Africa. David Attenborough explores the continent’s wildlife and landscape. (R) 4.25 A Place to Call Home. Sarah goes through a difficult birth. 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. Charles Hanson and Margie Cooper embark on the penultimate leg in Nottingham. (R)

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. With Linda Lusardi and her daughter Lucy Kane. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News, Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure. The chef arrives at Palace of Versailles. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life in the Sun (R) 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. Simon O’Brien repurposes some old suitcases. 2.10 Countdown. Words-and-numbers game. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. A couple search Tenerife for their dream island home. 5.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me. A week of dinner parties in Southampton. (R)

Benefits: The Millionaire Shoplifter. People who have resorted to less than legal means to make ends meet. Last in the series. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. The investigation into a petty officer’s death takes a strange turn. (R) 3.15 FILM: Deadly Paradise (2016) Premiere. A millionaire treats her friends to an all-expenses-paid holiday in Hawaii. But when her money is stolen, she sets out for revenge. Thriller, starring Boti Bliss. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Leo tries to help David in his quest to find their father. (R)

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Quiz show in which the winners of gameshows work as a team.

Catch up with all the headlines from around your region.

Bart meets a hip-hop priest and decides to become a Catholic. (R)

Bianca admits to Heath she nearly kissed another man. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo

6.30 ITV News, Weather

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight, Weather

Catch up with all the headlines from around the world.

Joel is stunned when he witnesses Sienna’s abduction.

All the latest national and international stories.

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

Gabby suspects her mother has a secret admirer.

Includes sport and weather.

7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Property developer

Magazine show, with celebrity chat and stories of interest.

7.30 EastEnders

8.00 Shop Well for Less? The One Show presenter Alex Jones and business journalist Steph McGovern help families change the way they shop and save money, beginning with the Rodgers from Glasgow.

heads to Ljubljana in Slovenia.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg Dave Myers and Si King head to Bromsgrove to taste some jerk chicken and sample an authentic Birmingham Balti as their culinary tour reaches a climax. Last in the series. (R)

8.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down Week four sees the contestants challenged to come up with ceramics for the great outdoors – flower pots, ceramic roses and a fully functioning water feature with pump.

9.00 Death in Paradise

9.00 Born Too White

Jack Mooney and the team are puzzled when one of the candidates in the local mayoral elections is stabbed to death in the polling booth. With Ardal O’Hanlon. Last in the series.

An examination of the stigma attached to albinism in Tanzania and Malawi, East Africa – resulting in discrimination and persecution for those with the condition.

Alex calls in an eviction specialist after finding that he could be arrested if he tries to oust squatters from the derelict pub he has recently purchased. (R)

7.30 Men Behaving Badly? Tonight A detailed investigation into sexual harassment.

8.00 Emmerdale

8.00 The Supervet

Faith realises Debbie is planning to go to Prague with Sarah and tries to steal her boarding passes. An encounter with a police officer at the airport gives Debbie second thoughts.

A puppy requires a skin graft after being hit by a car, a Great Dane is diagnosed with a tumour in its leg, and a Chihuahua shatters the bones in its paw falling down the stairs.

8.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Middlesbrough man Michael

9.00 Mafia Women with Trevor McDonald Part two of two.

9.00 Has Political Correctness Gone Mad? Documentary in

9.00 The Great British Benefits Handout Romford grandmother

Trevor McDonald meets ex-mobsters and their wives in hiding, including a couple in fear of their lives after the husband betrayed his Mafia bosses.

which writer, broadcaster and former politician Trevor Phillips argues that liberalism and fear of offending minorities is stifling legitimate debate.

Lorraine receives her trading licence and sets up her market stall, while hairdresser Donna is shocked to learn how much it will cost to renovate her salon.

has great ambitions for his new high-end bar, while ex-criminal Rob is struggling to keep his tattoo parlour afloat. Last in the series.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 The Premier League Show

10.00 ITV News at Ten, Weather

10.00 The Swingers

10.00 Celebrity Sex Pod

Catch up with all the headlines from around the world.

Gabby Logan presents news and action from the Premier League.

Catch up with all the headlines from around the world.

10.30 Newsnight, Weather

10.45 Question Time

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Emily Maitlis.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Action from the

Dutch drama about a grieving young couple who move into a new house in the suburbs and become increasingly friendly with their neighbours, with fatal consequences.

New series. Special version of the show, featuring stars of Geordie Shore, TOWIE, Big Brother and Ex on the Beach sharing their thoughts on sex and matters related to it.

11.00 24 Hours in A&E

11.15 The Drug Trial: Emergency at the Hospital (R)

last-32 second-leg ties, including Saint-Etienne v Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur v Gent and AS Roma v Villarreal.

11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A couple trying to

10 10.30 Local News, Weather

David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Stoke-on-Trent, with a panel of politicians and other guests facing topical questions from the audience.

11 11.45 This Week By-Election

11.40 Tipping Point

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

A trip to the garden centre ends unexpectedly for Dot.

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6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00

Catch up with all the headlines from around the world.

7.00 The One Show

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6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning.

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BBC2

6.00 My Life in Books (R) 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) 8.00

political chat, with Michael Portillo and guests. The regular programme is followed by results from the Stoke-onTrent Central by-election. 3.05-6.00 BBC News. Latest headlines.

12.15 Sign Zone: David Bowie: The Last Five Years. A portrait of David Bowie, told by the people who knew him best – his friends and artistic collaborators. (R) 1.45 Sign Zone: Royal Recipes (R) 2.30-6.00 This Is BBC Two

Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard, in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine in the hope of winning cash. (R) 12.35 Jackpot247 3.00 Men Behaving Badly? Tonight (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

Cameras focus on the ups and downs of family life, with patients including a 53-year-old woman who is rushed to A&E after suffering a suspected heart attack. (R) 12.05 The Trouble with Dad (R) 1.05 Jon Richardson: How to Survive the End of the World (R) 2.00 Staying Healthy (R) 2.55 Supermarkets: Brexit & Your Shrinking Shop (R) 3.25 Kirstie’s Homemade Home (R) 3.40 Four in a Bed (R) 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R)

renovate a barn are forced to live in a caravan during a dispute with their neighbour and a farmer is suspected of killing a family’s dogs. (R) 12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get the

chance to take part in live interactive gaming. 3.10 Cruising with Jane McDonald (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R)

STV 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 UEFA Europa League Highlights UTV 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 11.40 UTV Election Debate 12.10 Tipping Point 1.00 Teleshopping 2.30 ITV Nightscreen BBC1 N IRELAND 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 10.40 The View 11.40 Question Time 12.40 This Week By-Election Special 3.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 5.15 Bargain Hunt 5.55 Party Political Broadcast 10.00 The Arts Show 11.15 The Premier League Show 11.45 Mock the Week BBC2 SCOTLAND 6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg 7.30 Timeline BBC2 WALES 1.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 7.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 11.15 Snooker: The Welsh Open 1.05 Wild Week Revisited 1.15 Panorama RTE1 7.25 Today 8.55 Dr Phil 9.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.45 Shortland Street 11.15 Tracks and Trails 11.50 Leaders’ Questions 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 The Design Doctors 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Taste of Success 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Operation Transformation 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Operation Transformation 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.30 Trumps Road to The White House 11.20 Code Black 12.15 Oireachtas Report 12.50 The Mill S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Cymoedd Roy Noble 3.30 Hywel Ddoe a Heddiw 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion 6.30 Ward Plant 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Wil ac Aeron: Taith yr Alban 8.55 Darllediad Gwleidyddol 9.00 Newyddion 9.30 Pawb a’i Farn 10.30 Pryd o Sêr 11.00 Loriau Mansel Davies a’i Fab

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Victims Unit. Doctors discover an injured teenage girl has been attacked before. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 NCIS 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Teleshopping 6.25 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Coronation Street 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.30 Ninja Warrior UK 10.30 FILM: Honey (2003) Urban dance drama. 12.30 Coronation Street 1.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 100% 2.00 Ellen DeGeneres 2.50 Jeremy Kyle 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Release the Hounds: Famous & Freaked 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.30 Two and a Half

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6.00 Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Police Force: Australia 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 A Town Called Eureka 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Arrow.

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A traumatic attack on City Hall triggers painful memories for Rene. 10.00 Ross Kemp Libya’s Migrant Hell 11.30 The Force: Manchester 1.30 Most Daring 2.30 Stop, Search, Seize 4.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue

11.00 Decision at Sundown (1957) Western. FILM4 12.35 Prince Valiant (1954) Adventure. 2.40 Great Expectations (1946) Drama. 5.00 The Colditz Story (1954) World War Two drama. 7.00 The Addams Family (1991) Black comedy, starring Anjelica Huston. 9.00 Closed Circuit (2013) Premiere. Thriller, starring Eric Bana. See Film Of The Day. 10.50 Safe House (2012) Thriller, with Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds. 1.05 The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest (2010) Conclusion of the thriller trilogy.

Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 SKY LIVING 6.00 House Hunters International 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Elementary 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A triple murder case haunts Catherine. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model 9.00 Blindspot 10.00 Scandal 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Shades of Blue 2.00 UK Border Force 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. See Ones To Watch. 9.00 Gap Year 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 Naked Attraction 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.10 Celebs Go Dating

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6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 The Twilight Zone 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. Harm investigates an apparent suicide. 6.00 NCIS. The team gets close to tracking down a Mexican drug kingpin. 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Mission: Impossible. The IMF try to free a captured US intelligence agent. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30 The Streets of San Francisco

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders 10.50 Urban Legends 11.45 48 Hours: Mystery 12.35 Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Urban Legends 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 48 Hours: Mystery. Real-life crimes and mysteries. 10.00 Wives

The Big Bang Theory 8.30pm, E4 The best American sitcom currently on the telly (to be honest, there aren’t many to choose from) returns tonight for the rest of the series. That’s not the only thing to reappear because Sheldon and Amy are also back from a trip to see his mum Mary in Texas, which didn’t go well. Why? Well, Amy wants Mary to know that Sheldon and her are living together. However, he’s not as keen on spilling the beans because his mum’s religious beliefs mean that she’ll likely be opposed to it. However, it turns out that she’s thrilled because she never thought her nerdy son would ďŹ nd

himself a woman, leaving Sheldon offended by his mum’s comments. And later, when it looks like Amy is taking Mary’s side, he can’t understand why. So he has a belated rebellion by getting his ear pierced. Elsewhere, Bernadette and Howard are struggling to get their baby daughter to sleep, leaving Bernadette convinced that she’s the worst mother in the world. She also believes it’s because the baby must hate her. Meanwhile, picking and then cutting down their own Christmas tree turns out to be a bad move for Leonard and Penny as they end up arguing. ★★★★★

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9pm, Film4 This 2013 political thriller didn’t get too much attention upon release, but it’s well worth a look. Eric Bana plays a defence barrister who gets in far too deep when he’s appointed to represent the man accused of masterminding a terrorist attack in London. Rebecca Hall, Ciaran Hinds, Jim Boradbent and Riz Ahmed make up the rest of a top quality cast to keep you going. ★★★✊✊


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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Britain’s Home Truths. Last in the series. 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford

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Sign Zone: Big Dreams Small Spaces (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast. The team explores dramatic shorelines. (R) 1.25 Beat the Brain. Quiz, hosted by John Craven. (R) 1.55 Landward. An amazing new discovery by fossil hunters. 2.25 Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones scales the peaks of Snowdonia. Last in the series. (R) 3.25 Africa. The creatures of East Africa. (R) 4.20 A Place to Call Home. Anna presents Elizabeth with the manuscript of House of Lies. 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. The last leg of Charles Hanson and Margie Cooper’s challenge starts in Stickney. (R)

The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford introduce celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Includes Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure. The chef heads to the Bois de Boulogne in Paris. Last in the series. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Dr

Baveja tries to discover the root cause of a patient’s crippling back pain. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Storm

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life in the Sun. The end of the season approaches. (R) 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. Items include stained glass and a Victorian hay rack. (R) 2.10 Countdown. Words-and-numbers game. 3.00 Fifteen to One. Hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. A couple seek a holiday home in Florida. 5.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Contestants compete in Suffolk. (R)

Surge: Winter Road Rescue. A red alert is issued for a huge tidal surge in Lowestoft. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A woman claims to have witnessed a murder. (R) 3.15 FILM: Patricia Cornwell’s At Risk (2010) A state police detective is recruited by a district attorney to crack a murder case that has gone unsolved for 20 years. Mystery, starring Andie MacDowell and Daniel Sunjata. 5.00 5 News at 5. Latest headlines. 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Leo is shaken by news of his father. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team. (R)

Latest headlines from the region, including weather forecast.

Lisa and Marge take in the local culture on a trip to New York. (R)

Heath is taken in for questioning about Gunno’s death. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Part one of two.

6.30 ITV News, Weather

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

Warren calls Prince wanting to know where Shane is.

Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

7.00 Happy Campers: Caravanning A couple travel to

Michael Portillo visits Bologna.

7.00 The One Show

7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

Angela Scanlon hosts the final edition of the week.

In Blackpool, Monty Don helps Alex turn her boring backyard into a magical enchanted forest and in Bristol helps Ross transform his overgrown allotment. Last in the series.

Laurel is devastated to discover Ashley is starting to forget her.

Including sport and weather.

7.30 A Question of Sport

a caravan site in Whitby to get married and, while the venue is just a basic field, there is a whole wedding to be organised around their beloved caravan. (R)

7.30 Coronation Street Michelle tells Steve that she’d like to try for another baby.

8.00 EastEnders

8.00 Mastermind

After Mick receives bad news, Konrad has an offer for him.

John Humphrys hosts as five more semi-finalists compete.

8.00 Schofield’s South African Adventure New series. Phillip

8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Orlando Bloom joins

Schofield visits South Africa.

8.30 Room 101

8.30 Only Connect

8.30 Coronation Street

Gabby Logan, Richard Ayoade and Alun Cochrane take part.

The Surrealists take on the Korfballers in the quarter-final.

Maria reluctantly agrees to let Liam stay with Eva and Aidan.

hosts Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty to rustle up a Moroccan tagine. Plus, Asian seafood parcels and a great British banger that can be trusted. (R)

9.00 Not Going Out

9.00 The Secrets of Your Food

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories

9.00 Gogglebox

Lee and Lucy decide to attend a marriage counselling session.

New series. Michael Mosley and James Wong reveal the physics, chemistry and biology hidden inside various foods. In the opening episode they explore how this fuels and builds bodies.

Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage reflects on his life, his numerous brushes with death, his two marriages and achieving his ultimate political goal via the EU referendum. Last in the series.

New series. Craig Cash narrates as the nation’s favourite critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week as the popular series returns for its ninth run.

9.30 Tracey Ullman’s Show Dame Maggie has some of the best acting tips imaginable.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 QI

10.00 ITV News at Ten

10.00 The Last Leg

Round-up of the headlines.

Part two of two. Highlights of the “N” series of the panel game.

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

10.35 The Graham Norton Show Among the guests are

10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Kirsty Wark.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 Fishing Impossible

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by guests for a comic review of the past seven days. Plus, the trio offer their own unique insight into issues in modern Britain.

10 10.25 Local News, Weather

Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart, co-stars of the X-Men sequel Logan. Plus, audience members sit in the red chair.

11.25 The Real Marigold Hotel 11 Eight celebrities embark on an

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6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00

Round-up of the latest national and international headlines.

Sue Barker asks the questions in the light-hearted quiz. (R)

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25

Street Revealed. A policeman takes on dangerous cars, drunks and rooftop intruders. Last in the series. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Heston attempts to avoid an old enemy. 2.15 The Coroner. A man dies shortly after finding some gold coins. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country. Searching for a home in the Cambridgeshire countryside. (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. Two farmers from Cornwall compete. 4.30 Flog It! From Morecambe, Lancashire. 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show.

Latest regional headlines, including weather forecast.

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BBC2

6.00 My Life in Books (R) 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) 8.00

experimental adventure to Jaipur in India to test if they can set up a more rewarding retirement than in the UK. (R) 12.30-6.00 BBC News. Latest national

and international headlines, including weather forecast and sport results.

11.05 Further Back in Time for Dinner (R)

The guys head to Laos in search of the devil catfish. (R)

11.10 The Wine Show Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys visit Bologna, Amelia Singer explores the German roots of one of Australia’s greatest wine regions, and Joe Fattorini attends an auction. (R)

12.05 Terry Pratchett: Back in Black (R) 12.55 FILM: Big Jim McLain (1952) Drama, starring John Wayne. 2.20 Sign Zone:

12.10 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

Birds of Paradise: The Ultimate Quest (R) 3.20 Sign Zone: The Brit Who Tried to Kill Trump (R) 4.05 Sign Zone: Royal Recipes (R) 4.50 This Is BBC Two

and quizzing ability, hosted by Mark Durden-Smith. (R) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen. Information service.

the chance to participate in live gaming. 3.00 Freeze Out. Gameshow of skill

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Gabby Logan, Ellie Simmonds, Alex Brooker and David O’Doherty join team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea.

11.55 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of clips featuring various modes of transport. (R) 12.55 FILM: Man on a Ledge (2012) Thriller. See Film Of The Day. 2.40 Time Crashers (R) 3.35 Four in a Bed (R) 4.30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R)

8.00 Celebrity Carry on Barging Nigel Havers, Debbie McGee, Lorraine Chase and Simon Callow follow the Llangollen Canal to Wales. The trip allows them to go antique shopping and learn about architect Thomas Telford.

9.00 Cruising with Jane McDonald The singer sails the Danube on one of the most luxurious ships, as she makes her first foray into the realms of the river cruise. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 The Freddie Mercury Story: Who Wants to Live Forever? Documentary made to mark the 25th anniversary of the Queen frontman’s death, which explores two of the most important years in his life, from the band’s iconic performance at the Live Aid concert in 1985 to his diagnosis with Aids in 1987. The programme examines his struggle to keep his private life out of the tabloids and to continue recording music in the face of his failing health. (R) 12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get the

chance to take part in live interactive gaming. 3.10 Secrets of the Great Train Robbery. Crime documentary. (R) 4.00 Benefits: 26 Kids and Claiming (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R)

WALES 8.00 Coast & Country STV 10.30 STV News, Weather UTV 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 UTV Life 12.10 Teleshopping 1.40 ITV Nightscreen WESTCOUNTRY 1.55 ITV News West Country, Weather 6.00 ITV News West Country, Weather 10.30 ITV News West Country, Weather BBC1 N IRELAND 6.55 Party Election Broadcast BBC1 WALES 7.30 X-Ray BBC2 N IRELAND 5.15 Bargain Hunt 5.55 Party Election Broadcast BBC2 SCOTLAND 7.00 Live PRO12 Rugby Union BBC2 WALES 1.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 7.00 Live Snooker: The Welsh Open 7.30 Scrum V Live 9.30 Snooker: The Welsh Open 10.00 Only Connect 11.05 QI 11.35 Snooker: The Welsh Open 12.25 Coast RTE1 6.00 Teleshopping 7.55 My Family 8.25 Today 9.55 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Tracks and Trails 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Taste of Success 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 Fleadh Cheoil 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Can’t Stop Dancing 9.00 News 9.35 The Late Late Show 12.00 FILM: Multiplicity (1996) 2.00 The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 3.00 Telly Bingo 3.10 Nationwide 3.35 Shortland Street 4.00 Dr Phil 4.45 EuroNews S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Julian Lewis Jones yn Awstralia 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Gwaith/Cartref 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Only Men Aloud 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Jonathan 10.30 Byw Celwydd 11.30 Caryl a’r Lleill

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6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 You’ve ITV2 Been Framed! Gold Harry’s Favourites 7.15 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 9.30 Ninja Warrior UK 10.30 FILM: St Trinian’s (2007) Comedy, starring Rupert Everett. 12.30 Emmerdale 2.00 Ellen DeGeneres 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 100% 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg. 11.20 Family Guy 12.20 American Dad!

6.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The SKY ATLANTIC British 8.00 The West Wing 10.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 House. Guest starring Amy Irving. 6.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods. Danny and Jackie are assigned to protect a witness in a major trial involving the Russian Mob. 9.00 Game of Thrones 11.25 Oz 1.50 The Wire 3.05 Looking 4.15 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.05 The British 11.00 Thunder Island (1963) Thriller. 12.20 FILM4 Doctor in Distress (1963) Hospital comedy, starring Dirk Bogarde. 2.30 Winchester ’73 (1950) Western, starring James Stewart. 4.20 The Undefeated (1969) Western, starring John Wayne and Rock Hudson. 6.40 Chocolat (2000) Drama, with Juliette Binoche and Johnny Depp. 9.00 The Guest (2014) Thriller, starring Dan Stevens. 11.05 Red Eye (2005) Suspense thriller, starring Rachel McAdams. 12.45 Lesson of Evil (2012) Japanese horror thriller. 6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 The Biggest Loser USA 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 The Biggest Loser USA 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Elementary 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 The Biggest Loser USA 9.00 Bones 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Blindspot 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Shades of Blue 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 House Hunters International

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7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs E4 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 8.15 FILM: Men in Black II (2002) Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith. 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 Tattoo Fixers 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. A Russian submarine mysteriously explodes. 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder. Dr Sloan treats a bogus patient. 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. An escaped convict seeks revenge. 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Mission: Impossible. A US intelligence officer defects to the enemy. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30 The Streets of San Francisco

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Hoarders 10.50 Urban Legends 11.50 48 Hours: Mystery 12.40 Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.10 Urban Legends 5.10 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 48 Hours: Mystery. Real-life crimes and mysteries. 10.00 Wives with

CBS REALITY

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The 27-year-old Strictly professional talks about dancing with Ed Balls and falling over on stage The last book I read… was Ed Balls’ Speaking Out: Lessons In Life And Politics. He released it when we started dancing together on Strictly and I wanted to learn more about him. The last three things I bought on my credit card… were Prada sunglasses, Prada clothes and a Prada perfume. Can you tell I like Prada?! The last time I laughed until my belly hurt… was last night on the Strictly tour bus. We all have so much fun. We’re constantly laughing. The last time I donated to charity… was on Remembrance Day. Everyone from Strictly went out in London and sold poppies to raise money for the Royal British Legion. The last time I got angry… was a couple of days ago when my husband Neil got his steps wrong in the group number. I gave him a telling off! The last lie I told… was when I told Ed that he danced really well. It’s always good to give encouragement! The last text I sent… was to my mum in Russia to tell her how we’re doing. I miss my family, but we’re always keeping each other updated. The last time I danced until my feet hurt… was last night on tour. I carried on dancing on the bus afterwards too! The last time I fell over… was when I was dancing in Glasgow. There was lots of glitter on the floor and I slipped, but I styled it out and made it into my own move.

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