RIDE BEFORE A FALL... Easy Rider, Terminator II, Mad Max, erm Torque: motorbikes look cool in films. So why haven’t I ridden a motorbike before? My two wheel experiences have been purely of the man-powered variety and my mountain biking adventures generally end in me picking myself out of a gorse bush or wading out of a stream. I’m sure greater speed and some nice soft tarmac to land on will be a great idea…
The throb of
machinery
between
your legs
(nothing homoerotic here)