I Don’t Know

know anything about Brian Elliott, Seth Martin or Maxim Lapierre.

I’m also completely ignorant of P.E.I. Rocket players. I have no idea who Marco Cousineau, Jimmy Bonneau or Michaël Dubuc is.

I know nothing about French Quebecers. I also don’t know who Pierre Perrault was. Who is this Pierre-Luc Gagnon or Mario Jean guy? Doesn’t sound remotely familiar.

I don’t know any Canadian skateboarders. Who on earth is Kevin Harris?

I don’t know what people mean by ‘Sportspeople from British Columbia’. Do I need to know who Christopher Bowie, James Lepp, Darren Reisig, Darcy Marquardt or Carol Huynh is?

I also don’t know about Commonwealth Games gold medallists for Canada. I have no clue who Patricia Noall is. And I don’t have any idea who Percy Williams was.

How should I know?

And I couldn’t tell you what Canadian Olympic Hall of Fame inductees are about. Who the shit is Betsy Clifford?

Don’t ask me about Sportspeople from Ottawa. Jeff Bean or Jamie Lee Rattray – who are they?

I’ve never heard of Olympic freestyle skiers of Canada.

What’s up with Alex Beaulieu-Marchand, Rosalind Groenewoud or Vincent Marquis?

Concerning Sportspeople from Calgary, I am fully ignorant. Is Lynn Bottoms famous or something? And who the hell is Ben Hindle, Brent Franklin or Samuel Edney? I just don’t know.

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