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if I know. And I’m not conversant with Hospitality services. A Hotel reservation system – not my area of expertise. I’m certain that I’ve never heard of EZTABLE or what Roomorama is about. I just don’t know. Am I supposed to be familiar with Knowland Group? Wouldn’t know. Coffee service – I don’t understand this. I haven’t the foggiest notion what Websites about food and drink are about. I’m sorry, did you say ‘OpenRice’, and what in tarnation is LocalEats? And concerning Multilingual websites, I am fully ignorant. I have no clue what Wikiversity is or why people are so interested in Gramble. Wikipedia – never heard of it. What the hell? I don’t know what Presseurop was. I also know nothing about Virtual communities. What the shit is APBRmetrics, and what was ICity? WinCustomize – doesn’t ring a bell. I just don’t know that. What’s up with ATHEMOO? I haven’t kept up on Computing websites. And what is WinPenPack, and what is Ars Technica anyway? I don’t know anything about Free software distributions. The OpenDisc – I don’t know how to begin. Concerning Belgian people of Serbian descent, I am fully ignorant. And do I need to know who Aleksandar Mutavdžić or Bratislav Ristić is? I don’t know the first thing about People from Niš. Am I supposed to know Slobodan Antić or Želimir Žilnik? I also don’t know the first thing about Irish people of Italian descent. I don’t have any idea who Margaret 29


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