I Don’t Know

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I haven’t the foggiest notion what Geography of Bartow County, Georgia is about. Leake Mounds – what does that mean? What the shit is Salacoa Creek? Damned if I know. I definitely don’t know how to get to Euharlee Creek. And I’m not conversant with Geography of Pickens County, Georgia. Mount Oglethorpe, is that even a thing? I’m not familiar with Mountains on the Appalachian Trail. North Carter Mountain, is that even a real place? And I don’t know any Mountains of New Hampshire. I’m sorry, did you say ‘Mount Success’? Do people even go to Mount Isolation? What the hell? I’ve also never heard of Landforms of Coos County, New Hampshire. And I have never been to The Connecticut Lakes. Where in the world is Mount Waumbek, Mount Cabot or Umbagog Lake? I have no idea. I also know nothing about Pittsburg, New Hampshire. Halls Stream – I don’t understand that. I don’t know where The Republic of Indian Stream was. I have absolutely no idea. I have no clue where The Pittsburg– Clarksville Covered Bridge is. Concerning Tributaries of the Connecticut River, I am fully ignorant. And I have no idea where The Ashuelot River is. I’m also not hip to Rivers of New Hampshire. What’s the deal with Pequawket Brook, and what the heck is The Nissitissit River? And I don’t have any idea where The Millers River is. I just don’t know. Am I supposed to be familiar with The Lane River? Doesn’t sound remotely 248


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