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The A n c h o r VOLUME XXXVI
H O P E COLLEGE. HOLLAND. MICHIOAN. N o t e m b e r 4, 1024
HOPE ADOPTS POINT SYSTEM: SMALL VC HONOR CODE ALSO ACCEPTED BY CLASSES Few
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The fact that it Is only the interested few who rule a democracy was illustrated by the very small a t t e n d ance at the important mass meeting held in the Gymnasium last Tuesday night. Only about sixty students out of the four hundred and fifty were present. • After the meeting had been called by jthe President of the Student Council, the Secretary read the proposed Point System as submitted by the committee appointed to draw It up. The object of a Point System was declared to be t h e development of executive talent a m o n g all t h e students and the limitation of any particular student to a reasonable amount of extra-curricular activity. After the reading of the text the meeting was open for discussion. An amendment prohibiting a n y - S e n i o r from holding tw .seven-poini offices failed when brot to a vote. An amendment 'that so ciety offices be not considered in assigning points was also defeated. The question was then asked for on t h e original motion, which passed. The text will be found below.
Hopeites Gather ABORN COMPANY At G. R. Banquet IN "MARTHA" PLEASES CRO
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About thirty Hopeites, Including several professors, a few Seniors and many alumni, attended the Hope banquet which was given at the Morton House in Grand Rapids last Friday in connection with the a n n u a l session of the Michigan State Teachers' association. After an excellent dinner. Dr. Nykerk, as toastmaster, Introduced the first speaker, Christopher De Jonge, of the class of 1920. Mr. De Jonge gave Interesting glimpses of education in India. Simon Heem«tra, '24, then gave a brief speech. Retta Pas, '15. brought down the house when she said, "I was very much flattered when Dr. Nykerk proposed to me" and a f t er the applause had subsided, continued "that I should speak to you this evening." After some (^ther teachers had given some sidelights on their experiences. Prof. IWnter spoke of the record made by Hope graduates who bave entered the teaching profession. Of eighty graduates now in active work, vhe has received seventy-nine favorable reports and only one unfavorable report. A trio composed of members of the Girls' Glee Club favored the audience with several selections. The party dispersed early, looking forward to another reunion next year.
0 The Honor System, which had been accepted by the authorized representatives of t h e four classes, was also read. In t h e Junior and Senior classes a complete vote was possible thru the Dr. Nykerk contributes the followco-operation of the professors of Pubing clipping from a Grand Rapids palic Speaking and Bible. This system per: now stands as part of the law of the "The injustice the La Follettecollege. Wheeler party Is doing the late Col. Theodore Roosevelt by giving wide P O I N T SYSTEM O F H O P E COL- publicity to a statement which creates LEGE an entirely erroneous impression, is I. The purpose of the Point Sys too serious a matter to pass uncorrecttem Is to establish a fair proportion ed," said Mrs. Corinne Roosevelt Robof officers among the students, and to inson, sister of Col. Roosevelt, in her develop competent leadership In the talk before the W o m a n ' s City Club, student body by centering energy up- Friday afternoon In .the Italian room of the Morton Hotel. on the phase of work undertaken. II. No student shall be allowed to "In a pamphlet t h a t party Is c i r c u hoJd more positions at any one time lating," she said, "this statement Is t h a n those that total the n u m b e r of attributed to Theodore Roosevelt:' points specified for members of his Much highly ibeneflcial industrial legparticular class. In case a student islation has been passed through the acquires more t h a n this n u m b e r of efforts of La Follette." points, notice of the over-activity "Theodore Roosevelt may have shall be sent to the Secretary of the made that statement, but if he did It Student Council who shall advise the was previous to 1912. The absence of student of his over-activity, a date strengthens the erroneous ImIII. The regulation of the Point pression. System shall be in c h a r g e of the Stu"In 1912," she said, "La Follette dent Council, which shall have the broke away from the progressive party power to change the credits given for and started on the road of radicalism. any position as they may see fit and He entirely repudiated Roosevelt. "In 1917 Theodore Roosevelt wrote assigns credits to other positions that from Gloucester, Mass., 'LaFollette .may arise. IV. The students shall be permit- Is the greatest menace in America.' ted to hold offices according to the The same year, speaking before t h e Civic Forum in New York, Col. following schedule: Roosevelt denounced La Follette as F r e s h m a n — t e n points.^ the most sinister and serious Influgophemore—eleven points. ence In democracy. 'We must stand Juniors—'thirteen podnts. against all such men,' he said. Seniors—fifteen points. o Se\cn-point Offlccs:— STUDENT FORUM ^ Presidents of the Senior Class. J u n -
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ior class, Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A., Student Volunteer Group, Editor-inChief of the Anchor, Editor-inChief of the Milestone, Business Managers of the Anchor and of t h e Milestone. Six-point Olflres:— President, Secretary and treasurer of of the M. O. L., President of any other Interscholastlc Organizations Treasurer of the Athletic Association, Manager of any m a j o r sport, (Basketball, Baseball, Football), Presidents of
In a recent edition of "The Anchor" t h e r e appeared an article signed by "The Domkop," a member of the J u n ior class. In whdeh he took the writer of an article to task for the m a n n e r In which he made a report on the Hope-Junior College football game. As I was responsible for that write-up I feel that a statement or two regarding it would not be out of place. I believe t h a t the ''Domkop" had
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O P E U A WAS Wiiiijij n E C i L l V M ) BV LARGE AUDIENCE S c u m d Number jf the t'ouroe Was u iiec'ided buceesu wuuo.ns by the size of the audien^o. ti»e uccoiia nuiiiuet- ui Lne 1 ^ 4 cum ^outae was a guou Ueai more P^puiar m a t he flrsi. Tne house was wen miiied wnen tne curtain rose on ine opera " M a r t h a . " Tne ziuorn Upeia Company gave an Uitisnc presentation of F l o t o w a beat Known work. Tne singing of Charles u Alton!, tenor, who took the part of Lionel, the hero of the play, was especially enjoyed. The audience demanded repetitions of the two familiar songs which first appeared In "Martha,"—"Q, So F a i r " a tenor solo by Mr. D'Altoni, and "Tne Last Rose of fcummtr, ' a soprano solo by Ethel Harrison, who appeared as Lady Harriet. The story of " M a r t h a " is briefly told as follows: Lady Harriet, maid-of-honor to the Queen, tires of court life, and determined to find something new. In search of excitement, she aoes, accompanied by her maid, Nancy, and her fussy and conventional elderly admirer, Tristan, to t h e county fair. There she and Nancy accept positions as maids in t h e households of two young farmers. No sooner have they done this t h a n they repent t h e i r bargain, and r u n away the same night; but not before Lionel has fallen In love with Lady Harriet (Martha) and P l u n k e t t with Nancy. The distressed lovers finally find the ladies hunting in the woods and "they live happily ever a f t e r . " Picturesque costumes added interest to the performance.
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Preps Celebrate FERRIS EVENS Hallowe'en Eve OLD SCORE BY 8-0 VICTORY
SOUNDS O F R E V E L R Y BY' .NIGHT LIVEN CAMPUS Last Friday evening, October 31st, when night closed In and proclaimed Itself as Hallowe'en, Carnegie gymnasium witnessed as great a scene of wonder as ever before. A Hallowe'en party of the preparatory school disturbed the rustic walls, which were decorated most beautifully in all the weird fancies of that hallowed even.
H O P E ' S PASSING FOILED BY T H E H I G H WINDS \ a n d e r Meer and Japplnga Out F o r Inquiries Scoring early in the flrat period when Johns fleet Institute back, went wide around the end for t h e Bcore, t h e Korris eleven defeated Hope College 8-0.
Each member was dressed up in as quaint a costume as he had been able to find. After most of the participants had been identified a most pleasing program was rendered and each one enjoyed himself immensely.
Both teams ibattled evenly In the second quarter. In the third period Ferrte scored a safety, getting two points, when the Hope center passed high over the backs' head. Vanden B r i n k fell on it behind his own goal The members of the social com- line, keeping Ferris from scoring anmittee then prepared the eats, while other touchdown. the rest played some peppy games, In the fourth period the Orange and a f t e r which every one teasted in a Blue opened up with a desperate truly Hallowe'en fashion. Soon a f - passing attack. Because of the high terwards the party slowly broke up winds, passing was very erratic and although the guests seemed loath to Hope could not gain consistently by depart. this route.
MUSTE LAUDS HOPE IDEALS
With J a p p i n g a and " F l i p " out with injujriee, and Clatworthy's sudden dep a r t u r e f r o m schftl, Hope was>crl|)x Pled for this tut. However, Hope scored a 6-0 win over the Institute earlier In t h e season.
HOPE—0 mson LE FAMOUS GRADUATE DECLARES VanderHart LT. GRATITUDE TO ALMA MATER Fe 1 " BQ K. VanLente .C V e r M e u l e n Speaking in the Masonic Temple at RG Holland last Wednesday evening, V. Essen baggers RT J . Muste, graduate from Hope a n l B u y s 1 RE QB well known Eastern educator and VandenBrink labor leader, expressed his gratitude K l e i a - : ; LHB f o r the education which he received 0 o s t l n S RHB D a m s t r a at his Alma Mater. FB Da
FERRIS—S Rex Mahr Coughlin Flnge8lev Brammes Youngs Skarnl King — G r i m : Johns ' Morgan
"It was in Holland," said Mr. Muste in his introduction, "that seven of the happiest years of my life were spent. I shall never cease to be grateful for what I learned at Hope College. Hope College has made me what I a m today. I a m not sure," he PAUL G E B H A R D LEADS Y. M. C. A. IN DISCUSSION added, smiling, "that my professors a r e particularly well pleased with tho l a u l Gebhard led the discussion result of their work; but I have alGENEVA GIRLS T A K E C H A R G E OF ways had the depest respect for the Tuesday evening during the Y. M. C. INSPIRATIONAL M E E T I N G education given at Hope College, for A. hour on t h e topic, "In Hie Service." there one is taught respect and love Constantly backing up his talk with Autumn leaves and the strains f r o m for t r u t h and the courage to speak Scripture, Paul showed w h a t the Bia violin—these were the setting for the t r u t h as one sees It." ble teaches as to the necessity of servpeaceful reverie for each Y girl Mr. Muste came to Michigan dn the ing Christ, and that t h e r e a r e almost Thursday evening. Singing together as many ways of doing this as there ihcy prayed, "Lord, I would com- Interests of the La Follette-Wheeler In the same way, The audience was In-' a r e individuals. mune with Thee." As "Following campaign. there Is plenty of evidence t h a t that Christ" was the subject, they were creased by t h e presence of many stuservice is accormpliahed with Joy, not prepared by appropriate Hiblef reading, dents and several professors f r o m the only In this life but with an eye to the prayer and music for the message of college and seminary, who were drawn the evening. as much by interest In Mr. Muste's future. Then too, there a r e t h e resultant rewards of service, as well as t h e In her talk Mary Pieters spoke first personality as in the subject of his negative r e t u r n s f r o m lack of It. of the great need for vision. She de- address. Man Is not In t h e universe "to clared that lack of vision Is sinful, A good deal of publicity has come dream, to d r i f t ; there Js h a r d work to t h a t drifting along with t h e crowd to Mr. Muste as a result of his experand leading merely an honorable self- iment in workers' education. Upton do, and loads to lift." According as t h a t service Is unselfish, so will t h e Joy satisfied existence is not truly follow- Sinclair excepts his college alone and the final reward 'be. ing the Christ. Vision, she said, often when he makes his sweeping IndictR u t h e r f o r d Hulzenga favored the means standing alone. So t h e Chris- ments of American education controllgroup with a vocal selection. • tian seeking fellowship with Christ ed by moneyed interests. An article needs courage. Love, loyalty, and by Mr. Muste in the Nation for OctoLISTEN MY C H I L D R E N ! persistence are likewise requisites for ber 1, 1924 gives Interesting InforParent: (In letter to P e a n u t s ) the follower of Christ. mation on Workers' Education In the "Well, how a r e you getting along After a vocal duet by A m a n d a Zwe- United States. since you have been away from m e r and Jean Ruigh, Dthel Luidens home?" led the group in a directed prayer. Unwrapped P r e f e r r e d Peanuts: "Fine, I've reached the R u t h Miller, last year's president, He bought his girl some kisses, highest point efficiency; I can put then spoke a few words, a f t e r which F r o m the 'five and ten'; my socks f r o m either end!" the meeting was closed with the singShe gave them to her sister. • o ing of t h e hymn, "Jesus Calls Us." And he can't come 'round again.* Eileen: "I have bad news for o o— you." BALANCED RATION FOR WEEKHogenboom says—"Iowa is the John: "For me?" E N D READING Eileen: "Yes, I was a t a fortune land of corn and swine." Strachey: Books and Characters. Shermer says—"Wisconsin is the teller's this afternoon and she told Ford: The Honorable Peter Stirling. me I was to m a r r y a handsome m a n . " Wortman: Reliques of the Christ land 6f milk and cheese." (Awgwan) o • oDr Gordon is coming. Dr Gordon Is oomlng. Dr Gordon Is coming.
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STAFF Editor-in-Chief Mary Irene Pieters Associate Editors— Theodore Essenbaggera Norman Vander H a n Department Editors Grace Gardei Campus Anna Tyaae Alumni Gerrit Winter -.Sports William Maat, John Soeter Humor Mildred R a m a k e r Exchange Reporters Jack Veldman Head Reporter Silas Wiersma, A. J . Ungersma, Katliryn Keppel, A m a n a d a Zwemer, Henry Burgraff, Richard Mallery Business Gerard Pool Business Manager Joah-ua Hogenboom Sub. Manager Co Kay Van Zoeren Py Accepted for mailing a t special rate of of postage for Section 1103, Act vober, 1917, authorized Oct. 19. 1918. ST. RADICAL Whenever a man conceives a new Idea or Initiates a new plan, ten thousand tongues are ready to cry—"Bolshevik! Radical!" and having s;al'i that, they consider the matter closed the greatest possible stigma has ben placed on t h e person they call a
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THE INQUISITIVE REPORTER
done a great injustice to the student body as a whole, and the Football Every Week He Asks Four Persons Team in particular, by t h e r e m a r k s Picked at Random, A Question. he wrote. People who have obeerved Stunt—Henry Nyboer, John DeBell. the spirit of the student body in reT H E QUESTNON gard. to athletics during the past five W h a t Would You Do If Someone or six years, are not backward in deShould Give You $1,000,000.00 Sud- claring that Hopeites have never denly a n d Vnexpectedly? shown a better spirit nor more Inter(•«r. In the g a m e and In the team t h a n Lei Kinney, *26:— Lf someone should accidentally give they have during the present season. one million dollars, (I must say acciAs far as " r o t t e n " officiating Is condentally because It could not be other- cerned, a more experienced reporter wise and be true) I believe I would than "The Domkop", in his report of do the natural thing and t h a n k the that game in the Grand Rapids Herperson for his generosity. My next a/kl of Oct. 19, mentioned t h e quality move would be to give my Wisconsin of the officiating. If that is the opinSpeedster to my little brother and ion of an expert, surely it cannot be purchase a Rolls Royce Steamer.. called unsprtsmanllke to comment on Then I would dress up in a new out- It In the columns of our paper. All lit of clothing. 'Inclcudlng a stove-pipe people make mistakes, even a/thletlc hat. at Dick Boter's and borrow one officials are not Immune; but when of Dr. Nykerk's walking sticks. I those same officials are continually would then pay my class dues and ruling In favor of the Opponents durcomplete my education "en grand
As f a r as being ignorant is concerned, t h e r e might be others morei quallfified to jujdge that point than "The Domkop," and the undersigned 1 Is not worried by the term. Perhaps when "The Domkop" has mastered a course In Journalism he. too, may t>c prepared to write up athletic contests nnd to criticize athletic write-ups. (Signed)
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Wllliam Bonnema. '27:— The other day I promised Prof. Lampen t h a t I would donate a largo sum of money to the school (when I became rich.) so 1 believe. In the name of the school he would claim a good part of the $1,000,000.00. Then "radical." loo. I culdo quit my job at the restaurIn reality, to call a man a radical ant and give my undivided attention Is about as much o^ an Insult as to to my studies. I believe I'd take a n rail him a saint. There is no n a m e of other subscription to the Anchor and greater honor. It is thru radicals, and buy an extra athletic ticket if it only t h r u them, that the world has w o u l d n ' t In the minds of the F r e s h progressed. China is an excellent exman girlq, be too Indicative of my ample of a land where' there were no newty acquired riches. radicals ' for p i r e e thousand years. , o • During those three thousand years Ardean.Van Arendonk, '27:— what progress was m a d e ? That would never happen, but If by Socrates. Savonarola. Huss. Owen, the wildest chance It did, I'd do a all these, and countless others to million things. Here are a few: I'd whom the world owes Its best thot. first m a k e some good Investments to have been branded as radicals. Jesus^ guard against poverty In old age. Christ was an extreme radical. To Now: I'd travel all over the world, esbe classed as these men is hardly a pecially noticing t h e thrilling places. disgrace. Spain. Italy and Hawaii; m a k e a visIt is only the radicals who dare It to New York or Chicago during the step forward from the masses to opera season; of course I'd buy loads espouse a new idea. The man who is of pretty, new clothes so I could beahead of his times is Ipso facto a rad- gin to look the part. But Hope Camical. To the radicals we owe all our pus needs a new Chapel with a pipeprogress. In radicalism lies t h e hope organ and Voorhees Hall a lovely of the world—so If we wish to de- "homey" reception rom. also fire espreciate a man's character or p i n - capes. I'd like to do too much. 1 ions. "radical" is the last adjective we think. I wonder what I really would should apply! do. Probably not survive tne shock. # o o READY CASH J e a n n e t t e Veldman, '26:— The cash value of a college educaIf I were given $1,000,000.00 1 tion to Its possessor is $72,000, accord- Imagine t h e first thing I would do ing to a report made public by Dean would be to pinch myself t3 Everett W. Lord of the Boston Uni- see If I were alive or dreaming. Then versity. The report Is based upon a if 1 found that I were still alive, I long study of the earning capacity of think It would be an admirable thing college graduates. The cash value of to buy some good "shock-absorbers a high school education, according to to keep me f r o m becoming entirely the report. Is $33,000. The total earn- shattered. My next move would be ings of the college man up to 60 years to lock my door for protectln against of age Is placed at $150,000, t h e total all stock salesmen, brokers, life Inearnings of the high school graduate surance agents, and above all against $78,000, and the earnings of the un- every bachelor looking for an easy trained man from t h e ages of 14 to life. Then just before going Into an upper room away f r o m all noises and 00 years are about $45,000. t Th-ese statistics lead us to conclude smoke for a month In order t resusthat a high school education plus citate, I would buy the largest waste collegiate training equals $105,000— basket attainable and set It just outside of my door to receive all of my the class we are In.
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ing t h e course of a game, does the coach or writer keep his manliness by refraining f r o m criticism? In addition, it might be well fori "The Domkop" to become acquainted with the correct vernacular of tho sport writers before attempting a criticism of an athletic write-up. A foot ball t e a m Is never referred to as a "gridiron." That term is solely reserved for the portion of "terra firma upon which the teams play; and iS not meant to refer to the team Itself.
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'Twas Breezy j j n d 'his maiden fair went walking down the street, They turned into the Wkiffle-Shop and took a corner seat. * Said Breezy to the damoiselle. " W h a t shall your soda b e ? " She paused awhile with puckered lips —"I'll have the same as thee." The drinks were brot—'twa^ ginger ale and Breezy firfhed for kale; He searched and searched his pantaloons but nothing could avail. An awkward pass, alafi—alas, to find his dollar bill xTpset the drinks, and then by jinks into her lap did spill. She did not shriek nor cry aloud, for she was in her 'teens, So Breezy still was unawares and hunting thru his jeans; He flushed and fluttered, sputtered, muttered,, " W h a t can the m a t t e r be?" "Why don't you see." to him said she, "The drinks a r e all on me." — W a r e n R. Fredericks.
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Flirting and spending, they lay waste our powers; Little we see on them t h a t ' s ours, Tho of our goods do t h e y appropriate. This girl t h a t t u r n s her kisses to t h e moon, i W t h eyes that • a r e entrancing In those hours. And a r e upllghted now like beacon towers— F o r this, for anything we are In tune. It thrills us not! Great Caesar, I'd r a t h e r be A hobo, buckled In a beard unshorn. So might I, standing on some friendly back-stoop. Have glimpses t h a t would m a k e me less forlorn— Have sight of sugared cookies I could snoop. Or h e a r John Barleycorn toot his blasted horn.
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Hope Junior • 5 made downs 0 the Girls' Glee Club, of the Men's Glee 2 punts 3 Club and of t h e House Committees 21 smashes 4 (Voorhees and Van Vleck). 73 yards gained 10 v Flvo-|N>int Offices:— • Presidents of the Sophomore and SRCOND QUARTER F r e s h m a n Classes, Representatives of 3 made downs 0 the M. O. L. (Men's or Women's), 23 smashes 4 Members of the first teams ( m a j o r 0 punts 3 ©ports), of the Milestone Staff. 60 yards gained G% Four-point Offices:— Managers of Debate and Oratory, T H I R D QUARTER President o ^ Pi K a p p a Delta, Manager 1st play of Minor Sports* (Track.• Tennis), Klels 72 yds. for touchdown. President of all organizations not spe- 1 made downs 2 cified. Members of the Girls' and 3 punts 3 4 Men's Glee Clubs. Treasurer of Hope 13 smashes 17 Hogh School, Members of the second 35 yards gained 29 team in basketball. President and Vice-President of any Literary SoF O U R T H QUARTER ciety. 2 made downs 1 Presidents of the Orchestra, of the 4 punts 1 S. G. A., Members of the Debating Ifi smashes 12 Team, of the Anchor Staff, of the 4 yards gained 33 T Milestone AuxlWary. of the Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, of /the Y..Wt C. A. CabTotal inet, Secretary of all organizaAIons noit otherwise specified. Treasurer of 11 made downs 3 all ofllces not otherwise specified. 9 punts 11 Ono-po!nt Offices:— 73 smashes 36% Members of the Student Council. 219 yards gained 78 Orchestra, the A. D.p.,- and ttfe House Committees (Voorhees and Van Backflelds Credit In Y a r d s Vleck). gained Don't put off till tomorrow What you can chew today.
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ANDY GUMP AT H O P E (For the Tribune Readers) Fellow Valedictorians! With s p a r k ling pleasure I gaze upon your gorgeous temples of learning and cementtrailed campus. My grandfather, EpIbalonl Gump, was at one time a student here. He was president of tho UlfllaS Society and h e rpoelved a scholnrship to the Detroit Schol of Music. As I gaze Into your book-stained faces I am assured of my election for as Hope goes so goes the Nation. o Wo See t h e Point Prof. Lubbers:—"It Is essential that we get true charaoters for these plays. MIsa De Valols will t a k e the part of "Good Gossips." (Class a p plauds choice.) o Ain't This F u n n y ? . Prof. HInkamp (hearing Jack Blaauw snicker):—"Mr. Blaauw, what's the trouble?" Jack ( h u m b l y ) : — " I jus^ thought of something funny." Prof.:—"Musn't think about yourself so much."
Players, Victrolas and Records —at the—
MEYER MUSIC HOUSE 17 W. 8th St. Planoi and VietroUi rented at ie«ion«ble prieei.
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Green Mill Cafe
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l i e Knows the Alphabet (Blindly they stagger to the slaughter) Dizzier F r o s h : — " W h a t mark did you get on that e x a m ? " Dizzy Frosh:— 4 I got an ' L V Dizzier F r o s h : — " I beat you. I pot an ' F V Note:—The ignorance of some frosh is^ refreshing . Evidently they think 'F means 'fine' and 'L' means Mucky.'
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Has Percy One? Percy K i n k e m a (in psychology class —examining the form of the h u m a n brain)—"Now where In the name of common sense does this belong?"
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25 East 8th St.
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8 8 East Eigh h Street
Poor Class A.-Frosh—"What's wrong with this sentence? 'Miss Boyd flattered her class'."
Values that are extraordinary
A. Senior-—"A word Is misspelled, I'm sure. It should read 'Miss Boyd flattened her class'."
Vanderlinde & Visser
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SO East 8th St.
o Very Definite Passerby—"Can you tell me in what period Nopoleon crossed t h e Alps?" Student—"Yes, during t h e third period in class this morning." o— Why Scare Me? Pete Wess—"Did you hear that La Follette died?" Tubby D—"No!"* GALLYY TWO— ANCHOR— TWO Pete Wess—"Neither did I." i
We carry a large assortment of Chocolate Bars. Bulk Chocolates 49c. Box Candies at 79c.
Lindeborg's Students Drug Store 54 East 8th St.
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PETER A. SELLES, Jeweler 14 East 8th St.
Frosh—"Why didn't you sit In the balcony?"
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