V2 Magazine June 2010
Tampa Bay's Source for adult entertainment.
2 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 3 4 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 5 june 2010 10 38 42 42 45 The Directory Dirty Jokes 1 ClassiďŹ eds TS Escorts Dirty Jokes 2 FEATURES 22 ontent DEPARTMENTS 14 V2 Feature Spotlight 20 V2 Featured Performer 22 V2 Girl Peaches 34 Vegas Spirits Carmen Hart at Deja Vu Showgirls from Emperors 1 Kiss Girl Allison from Super Chicks OWNER/PUBLISHER Stray Cat Communications, Inc. SALES Chip Nap EDITOR Chip Nap ART DIRECTOR Phil Ransdell CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHY: Chip Nap Wanna be in V2? Have ideas for submissions? Please contact Chip at 813.340.0468 TO ADVERTISE Call Chip at 813.340.0468 Email: email@example.com We would like to thank all of our current advertisers, We appreciate your business 6 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 34 We accept W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 7 8 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 9 the directory 8 5 11 4 1 2 6 12 8 14 ZOOM IN! 2 3 7 4 13 5 4 3 3 1 1 2 1 2 3 1 6 27 2 9 5 1 4 6 1 HILLSBOROUGH NUDE DANCE CLUBS 1 2001 ODYSSEY 2309 N. Dale Mabry 813-877-6406 4 EVOLUTION 1212 E. Fowler Ave. 813-558-0112 4345W. Kennedy Blvd. 813-282-9698 5 FLASHDANCERS 4 FANTASYLAND 4715 N. Lois ave. 813-873-7564 12 PLEASURES VIDEO 5402 N. 56 St. 813-664-1387 5 HOTT FLIXXX MEGACENTER 1711-50th St. 813-247-3200 4 PRIMATIVE 1430W Busch Blv. #E 813-915-8900 13 THEE LOVE SHACK 3910 W. Osborne Ave. Phone: 813-874-6833 5 SENSATIONS 12939 N. Florida Ave. (813) 875-6079 HILLSBOROUGH VIDEO CENTERS W/THEATER 6 SECRETS 3260 W. Hillsborough Ave. Ste.113 813-443-0761 3 MONS VENUS 2040 N. Dale Mabry 813-875-2762 YBOR 4218 E. 7th Ave 813-247-2735 HILLSBOROUGH BIKINI & TOPLESS DANCE CLUBS 1 ALIBI 6 FLASHDANCERS 7 GOLD CLUB TAMPA 6222 E. Adamo Dr. 813-622-7899 8 WILD GENTLEMEN’S SHOWBAR 3260 W. Hillsborough 813-849-0646 6 PLANET X 9921 SR 60, 813-740-8484 7 THE PLAYHOUSE 4421 N. Hubert St. 813- 873-9235 8 TODD ADULT VIDEO 13417 N. Nebraska Ave 813-971-0007 GENTLEMEN’S CLUB 900 N. Dale Mabry 813-875-0262 HILLSBOROUGH VIDEO CENTERS 2 EMPERORS 5718 E. Adamo Dr. 813-630-0707 1 4-PLAY VIDEO #3 3630 S. 50th St. 813-241-4291 6220 E. Adamo Dr. 813-740-8664 2 ADULT CINEMA VIDEO 5006 N. Grady Ave 813-879-0592 SUPERCENTER 4829 N. Lois Ave. 813-871-6900 3 ENVY GENTLEMEN’S CLUB 3447 W. Kennedy Blvd 813-871-2410 2 GEMINI 5215 N. Lois Ave. 813-414-0928 4202 W.Cayuga 813-870-3081 3023 W. Kennedy Blvd. 813-874-1145 11 XTREME VIDEO CABARET 11011 US Highway 41 S. 813-443-5840 (Off Map) 2 DEJA VU 6805 Adamo Dr 813-664-8784 4 SEVEN SEAS 3 ADULT WORLD 1 0 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 9 TRES EQUIS 10 XTC ADULT 1 ADULT CINEMA VIDEO 5006 N. Grady Ave. 813-879-0592 2 ADULT WORLD 5215 N. Lois Ave. 813-414-0928 3 FANTASY LAND 4715 N. Lois Ave. 813-873-7564 HILLSBOROUGH LINGERIE MODELING 1 BODY TALK 8457 N. Florida Ave. (813) 443-5261 SWING OR BOTTLE CLUBS 1 EYZ WIDE SHUT 8504 Adamo Dr. 813-620-1234 HILLSBOROUGH RETAIL STORES 1 EVERYTHING SEXY 4PLAY 4319 W. Kennedy Blvd. 813-443-5302 2 RENA’S WILD WEAR 4023 W. Waters Ave. 813-884-5800 3 THE SEX SHOP 2318 N. Dale Mabry 813-876-SEXY (7339) W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M PINELLAS BIKINI & TOPLESS DANCE CLUBS 1 24 KT. 16717 US Hwy 19N. Clearwater, Fl 727-538-2458 2 BLISS 3860 Ulmerton Rd. Clearwater, Fl 727-573-0303 3 OZ 13577US19 N. Clearwater, Fl 727-533-9880 4 PERSONALITY’S 20866 US Hwy19 N. 727-797-6111 5 THE PLAYPEN 5858 Roosevelt Blvd. Clearwater, Fl 33760 727-531-9670 6 SILK STOCKINGS 37100 US 19 N. 727-938-8101 7 VEGAS SHOWGIRLS 10570 Gandy Blvd. 727-576-9100 PINELLAS NUDE DANCE CLUBS 1 ANGELS NUDE 14411 US 19N. 727-412-8724 PINELLAS VIDEO CENTERS 1 4-PLAY VIDEO #1 35936 US19 N. Palm Harbour, Fl 727-789-0310 2 4-PLAY VIDEO #2 7690 Ulmerton Rd. Largo, Fl 727-535-3859 3 BUDDY’S OF LARGO 13801 66th St. N. 727-539-7979 4 ENTERTAINMENT CENTER 40457 US 19N Tarpon Springs 727-942-4600 5 SOUTHERN NIGHTS VIDEO 6025 49th St. N. 727-528-4466 6 SUPERFOX ENTERTAINMENT 12541 66th ST. N 727-686-9074 7 TEMPTATIONS 11203 49st St. N. 727-299-0272 8 XTC ADULT SUPERCENTER 6535 142nd Ave. N. 727-539-0004 (corner of US19 & 66th St) 9 XTC ADULT SUPERCENTER 5944 34th St. N. #37 727-522-1776 10 XTC ADULT SUPERCENTER 4800 34th St. S. 727-865-6977 11 4-PLAY VIDEO #4 1163 N. Hercules Ave. Clearwater, FL 727-446-4840 PINELLAS LINGERIE MODELING 1 SUITE 110 10387 Gandy Blvd. St. Pete Suite 110 727-217-4110 2 EXECUTIVE 19 6541 44th St. North Pinellas Park Bldg 6, Suite 6002 727-657-7423 3 STUDIO X 10387 Gandy Blvd. N. St. Pete, FL 727-216-8786 PINELLAS RETAIL STORES 1 INTIMATE ESSENTIALS 12535 66th St. N. 727-536-4849 PASCO VIDEO & BOOK STORES 1 42ND ST. VIDEO 2841 Us 19 Holiday, FL 727-945-5474 2 DADE 301 15401 US Hwy 301 Dade City, FL 352-567-0665 3 PASCO PUSSYCAT 6604 Orchid Lake Rd. New Port Richey, FL 727-845-5592 4 PLAYHOUSE VIDEO 2851 US HWY 19N. Holiday Fl 727-945-8474 ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 PASCO CLOTHING OPTIONAL PLAYGROUND 1 DUSK TIL DAWN 16034 US 19 N. Hudson, FL 727-868-1400 PASCO NUDE DANCE CLUBS ALL AREAS ALTERNATIVE 1 1 QUEST 2 3 4 1 Off Map 1 12517 66th St. N Largo, FL 33773 www.masterquest.com 1 BRASS FLAMINGO 9034 US 19 Port Richey, FL 727-847-3774 1 2 CALENDAR GIRLS 16309 US 19 727-868-3949 4 4 3 3 DIAMONDS 3935 Grand Blvd. New Port Richey, FL 727-848-0886 4 EMPERORS OF PASCO 2851 US 19 N Holiday, FL 727-943-1925 1 PASCO LINGERIE MODELING 1 PLATINUM LINGERIE 13319 US HWY 19 Hudson, FL 727-863-2800 MANATEE, SARASOTA & BRADENTON BIKINI & TOPLESS PALMETTO BRADENTON DANCE CLUBS PANDORA’S BOX 3824 Hwy 41 Palmetto, Fl 1-941-723-0704 MANATEE & SARASOTA VIDEO STORES XTC SUPERCENTER 2092 17th St., Sarasota 1-941-366-6969 1622 S. Tamiami Tr., Sarasota 1-941-492-2000 1008 Cortez Rd. W., Bradenton 1-941-708-6969 6 11 4 1 3 3 5 5 1 8 1 7 2 6 2 3 1 3 1 7 1 2 9 MANATEE & SARASOTA LINGERIE MODELING BODY WORKS 1410 Commerce Blvd. Bradenton 1-941-355-8770 10 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 1 1 V2â€™s feature spotlight potlight VEGAS SHOWGIRLS & VEGAS SPIRITS ARE AT IT AGAIN! By Chip Nap W hile other adult businesses are closing their doors Vegas Showgirls and Vegas Spirits are continuing to expand. Vegas Showgirls , located directly in front of Derby Lane in St. Pete at 10570 Gandy Blvd. After the purchase of Vegas Showgirls some 6 years ago they have been continuously upgrading and completely remodeling of the entire property which now includes a 6000 square foot liquor store and a 2000 square foot absolutely gorgeous wine cellar for wine tasting and ďŹ ne dining and a state of the art kitchen with one of Tampa Bays only 4 star chefs. 1 2 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M Vegas Spirits has monthly wine tastings and offers over 200 different micro-brews not to mention a liquor store with every brand you can think of and over 1000 different wines. They also carry mixers, cigars, tobacco, gift sets and all the ďŹ xing for any size party Ladies come check out Vegas Showgirls newly remodeled VIP and dance area with brand new state of the art sound Continued on page 14 ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 1 3 VEGAS SHOWGIRLS & VEGAS SPIRITS ARE AT IT AGAIN! Continued from page 13 and lighting and now serving food. Vegas Showgirls is always hiring quality entertainers. Vegas Showgirls also offers over 100 different micro- brews served ice-cold and offer a large variety of cigars. Vegas Showgirls is open every day at 2 p.m. and have half price drinks until 7 p.m. They are open till 2 am 7 days a week. Vegas Spirits is open Mon.- Sat 9 am until 2 am and Sunday 11 am until 2 am. Vegas spirits is just getting started -They recently announced the planned opening of another 6000 sq. foot liquor store at the corner of Seminole Blvd. and Park Blvd. including Vegas Live, a concert and live music venue with seating of over 500. Watch for the grand opening. For over 5 years Vegas has stayed true as a gentlemanâ€™s club atmosphere-not a nightclub Come have dinner, drinks and dances at one location. â—? 1 4 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 1 5 WE NOW CARRY APEXXX!! The fastest acting male enhancement pill in America. ON DEMAND PEAK PERFORMANCE WHEN YOU NEED IT ! 10% Your TOTAL PURCHASE With This Coupon Expires 6/30/10 1 6 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M 10% OFF ALL Novelties & Toys Purchased in the Month of JUNE WITH THIS AD ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 1 7 YES TED NUGENT concerts CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER BROOKS & DUNN EARTH, WIND & FIRE june THURSDAY, 6/3/10 LOS VAN VAN The Ritz Ybor Ybor City, FL 7:00 PM FRIDAY, 6/4/10 CITIZEN COPE Jannus Live St Petersburg, FL 8:00 PM CHICAGO THE MUSICAL Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 8:00 PM SATURDAY, 6/5/10 SUMMER CONCERT SERIES USF Theatre 1 Tampa, FL 2:00 PM REVEREND HORTON HEAT The Ritz Ybor Ybor City, FL 7:00 PM SUMMER CONCERT SERIES USF Theatre 1 Tampa, FL 7:30 PM MICHAEL STUART Jannus Live St Petersburg, FL 8:00 PM SUNDAY, 6/6/10 CAROLE KING / JAMES TAYLOR - TROUBADOUR REUNION St Pete Times ForumTampa, FL 8:00 PM CHICAGO THE MUSICAL Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 2:00 PM & 7:00 PM WEDNESDAY, 6/9/10 YES & PETER FRAMPTON Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 7:30 PM FRIDAY, 6/11/10 BROOKS & DUNN “LAST RODEO” TOUR Ford Amphitheatre At the Florida State Fairgrounds Tampa, FL 7:30 PM VIP PARTY BOX: BROOKS & DUNN Ford Amphitheatre At the Florida State Fairgrounds Tampa, FL 7:30 PM SUGARHILL GANG AND SHANNON Jannus Live St Petersburg, FL 8:00 PM 1 8 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 SUPERVILLAINS featuring Special Guests Crowbar Tampa, FL 8:30 PM SATURDAY, 6/12/10 LESS THAN JAKE Bourbon Street Nightclub New Port Richey, FL 7:00 PM MR BELLA, SOULIDIUM, FALL OF ENVY State Theatre St Petersburg, FL 7:00 PM MONDAY, 6/14/10 PASSION PIT The Ritz Ybor Ybor City, FL 8:00 PM TUESDAY, 6/15/10 MAXWELL & JILL SCOTT St Pete Times Forum Tampa, FL 7:00 PM FRIDAY, 6/18/10 GOOD OLD WAR Orpheum Tampa, FL 7:00 PM RICK GEE’S JAZZ JAMM: B.K. JACKSON Progress Energy Center’s Mahaffey Theater St Petersburg, FL 7:30 PM BALLYHOO State Theatre St Petersburg, FL 07:00 PM CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 8:00 PM SUMMER OF LOVE SERIES: JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE: ARE YOU EXPERIENCED MONDAY, 6/21/10 MICHAEL KOSTA Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Tampa, FL 8:00 PM WEDNESDAY, 6/23/10 Lakeland Center Youkey Theatre Lakeland, FL 8:00 PM TUESDAY, 6/29/10 EARTH, WIND & FIRE Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 8:00 PM ACOUSTIC ALCHEMY State Theatre St Petersburg, FL 7:00 PM WEDNESDAY, 6/30/10 THURSDAY, 6/24/10 State Theatre St Petersburg, FL 7:00 PM MARSHA AMBROSIUS The Ritz Ybor Ybor City, FL 7:30 PM SATURDAY, 6/19/10 YELLOWMAN SATURDAY, 6/26/10 TED NUGENT WITH PAT TRAVERS BAND Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL 7:30 PM FRIDAY, 6/25/10 FRAMING HANLEY State Theatre St Petersburg, FL 7:00 PM W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 1 9 V2’s featured performer Carmen X X X H ailing from North Carolina this exotic and charming southern bel1 is an established calendar & magazine model, singer and has taken the erotic dance circuit by storm. In 2005 Carmen set her sights on the Adult Film Industry and is destined to become a shining star for years to come. Multitalented and extremely driven, Carmen has enjoyed everything from softball, cheerleading and step team to student council. But her btrue passion has always been singing. Carmen started singing at a young age and participated in talent shows where she frequently took home the top prize for her amazing singing voice. 2 0 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 Hart F I L M As an established modet Carmen earned a name for herself by winning Miss Hawaiian Tropic at their Regional competition in 2004. Her magazine and calendar credits are equally impressive. Shel graced the cover or Gold Files Magazine and was crowned Easy Riders Magazine’s Fox Hunt winner. She was Miss June 2005 in the Pure Gold Calendar and Miss February 2004 in the Sexy Indian Women Calendar. Carmen has also excelled as a dancer, taking top honors by winning titles like Best Dancer in Colorado’s 2005 Feature Blast Showcase and Hottest Stage Personality in Rhode Island’s 2005 Feature Showcase Extravaganza. Recently, Carmen dominated the Miss Nude 2006 S T A R competition winning the coveted title and also grabbing honors in the Best Body and Best Dancer categories in the competition. Domination is no small feat for Carmen because she has also won the titles of Exotic Performer of the Year 2007, Miss Exotic International 2007 and Exotic Dancer’s Newcomer Feature of the Year 2007. When Carmen set her sights on the Adult Entertainrnent industry she caught the eye of Wicked Pictures owner Steve Orenstein. He was impressed with the exotic beauty, winning personality, intelligence and intense drive. He quick]y recognized her talent and signed her to a 2-year contract making her a Wicked Girl in 2005. Editorial coutesy of www.carmenhart.com W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M BIRTHDAY: March 12, 1984 BIRTHPLACE: Lumberton, NC ETHNICITY: Lumbee Native American HAIR COLOR: Dark brown EYE COLOUR: Dark brown MEASUREMENTS: 34B-24-36 HEIGHT: 5 ft 4 in (1.63 m) WEIGHT: 114 lb (52 kg) WEBSITES: www.carmenhart.com myspace.com/carmenhart AWARDS • 2007 AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene (Film) – FUCK (with Katsumi, Kirsten Price, Mia Smiles, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon, Tommy Gunn & Randy Spears) • 2007 Exotic Performer of the Year • 2007 Adultcon Top 20 Adult Actresses • 2009 AVN Best Actress nomination, for FIRED Appearing at: DEJA VU SHOWGIRLS 6805 Adamo Dr. Tampa, FL • 813-664-8784 Friday & Saturday June 18th - 19th Showtimes 10pm & 2am Biographical data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database. ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 w w w . c a r m e n h a r t . c o m J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 2 1 2 2 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . 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C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 3 5 3 6 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 3 7 3 8 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M Special Delivery Biting Back A O married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked them if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt ﬁne and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling ﬁne. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch. Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests T hree Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says “Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let’s give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them” The lawyer says “Fuck the Boy Scouts!” The priest says, “Do we have time?” ne morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you ﬁrmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you ﬁrmed these up we could get rid of your bra.” This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you ﬁrmed this up we could get rid of your brother. Flowers For The Lady? A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of ﬂowers and she says “I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days”. The husband says “Why? Don’t you have any vases?” Suspicious Minds Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His ﬁrst friend says:”I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says:”I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” Paddy says:”I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.” ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 3 9 4 0 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 4 1 CLASSIFIEDS Renee Holly MAN TO MAN Age 51 with 34DD 39-35-42 Several incall locations available in Tampa Bay making extended visits in surrounding counties and states. 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About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed the man shaking and quivering. “Are you okay, sir?” asked the stewardess “Yes, I’m ﬁne,” said the man. Later, the stewardess noticed the man moaning and shaking again. “Are you sure you’re alright sir?” “Yes,” said the man, “but I have a confession to make. I didn’t have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants.” “What’s wrong?” asked the stewardess. “Is he not house trained?” “No, that’s not the problem. The problem is he’s not weaned yet!” According To The Dictionary A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are ﬁnished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, “wheres my money?” The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says “gets paid for sex.” The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, “Eats bush and leaves!” A Question Of Semantics Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his ﬂy was open. When leaving the room, she said, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.” He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty replied, “Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.” Check Please! A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs. After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600. “There is a mistake here,” he protested. “I have been here only three days.” “Yes,” replied the clerk, “But your wife has been here a month.” ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 4 5 4 6 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M ADVERTISE - 813-340-0468 J U N E 2 0 1 0 | V2 Magazine 4 7 4 8 V2 Magazine | J U N E 2 0 1 0 W W W. V 2 M A G A Z I N E . C O M