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How To Tell If You Have A Roommate From Hell By now, you probably already lifestyles become dramatically easy test to let you

of these

Top

are

Ten

1. She

based

have one, but different

know whether

or

true horror stories

on

Things Telling

You To Run

home

boyfriend

brings

2. You notice he

a new

sleeps

all

day

as

things can change. People can change in college, and their they try new things and rebel against traditions. Here is an

not it is

time to look for

a new

actually experienced by

roommate.

Believe it

not,

or

some

URI students.

Away: every

night!

and stays up all

night,

and you

worried about his

are

fascination

new

with bats.

3.

Things

start

disappearing,

like your wallet, you

new

shoes, and your mother's

picture

from your

dresser. 4. She starts

eating

her

5. You find out he is 6. You find

forging

note on

a

We need to

weight

in food

your food!

U.S. currency.

your thermostat in December that says "Do energy. Have a nice day."

Long Island calls or "stops by" "precious boy, so far away from home for

7. His mother from on

her

8. His 900-number

phone

9.

are

By January,

you

spent your half for 10.

Things

are

not turn me

higher

than 58

degrees.

conserve

just

so

a

bill is the

same amount as

every Saturday the first time."

morning

at

Sam, just

to

check up

the rent.

sitting in the dark, with no phone, no cable, trip to the Bahamas for spring break.

and

no

heal, because his

miserable you would rather go home and live with your parents.

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roommate

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