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I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
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An owner at a local club was so sure that his bouncer was the strongest man around that he offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.
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The challenge was that the bouncer would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a glass. He would then hand the lemon to the customer, and the first one who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.
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Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, weight lifters, karate masters, and all had failed. Then one day this geeky little fella with heavy black rimmed glasses came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge. After the laughter had subsided the club owner said that it was only fair that the man be given a chance at the bet, so the bouncer picked up a lemon and started squeezing. Once he was done, he handed the remains to the little man who promptly squeezed out 4 more drops of juice into the glass. Everyone looked on in
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