Regulations 1. CREDIT is a term used for something which the faculty giYes and which Ella takes away. 2. GRADES are reported as A, B, C, D, E, F, etc. All students who fail to pass will get H.
3. PROBATION is the status of all students in the Law School. 4. ATTENDANCE is desired of all students unless other duties interfere. Written invitations are sent to all students to attend classes. (See page 344 of the catalogue.) 5. REGISTRATION is the process of extracting money from fifteen hundred cheerful givers. 6.
THE GREEN CARPET is a beautiful Oriental rug in the corner room.
7. CLASS RATING.-More definite information may be secured on this subject by applying to Con Dewey or "Chick" Sinsel.
8. CHANGE OF CURRICULUM.-A student may change his curriculum whenever he finds his subjects irksome. 9.
SIX WEEKS is an academic adaptation of the torture chamber.
10. ExcusEs FOR ABSENCE.-In order for a student to be excused for absence he must do the following: 1. He must be absent. 2. He must be on good terms with the State Governor. 3. His right hand must be capable of heavy work. 4. He must be darn lucky.
Loan Funds MOSCOW MERCHANTS LOAN FUND.-This fund is administered by Vic Cameron. THE ALEXANDER CLOTHING FUND.-This is a wardrobe of considerable extent which is loaned to all deserving men who are contemplating a keen date at the Gamma Phi House.
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