Fugue 36 - Winter/Spring 2009 (No. 36)

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Robert Travreso

Cannot Find Penis A common enough problem. The important question would be, how hard have you looked? Do you know the general area in which it ought to be located? Do you know what it's supposed to look like? Odds are your penis is simply in the wrong place. Or else it does not look like what a penis is supposed to look like. It is highly unlikely that you were born without a penis, or with a penis so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Here is a diagram of what a pel)is is supposed to look like:

Except covered in skin and not see-through, and without the labels, obviously. If you can't find anything that looks like that anywhere on your body, it's possible that you have Inconspicuous Penis Syndrome, whi.ch is just a fancy medical way of saying that your entire penis is tucked away like a miniature nesting snake somewhere inside your body. This is a serious condition, but not in any way life-threatening, and any good surgeon should be able to get your penis out and properly situated in no time.

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