whineLINE In the news today: Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner Weiner Boehner..... I’m just saying, how about we go with a different theme? Someone needs to put a muzzle on the great GHSU, or MCG as we local commoners still refer to it, Prez Azziz. So far, all he has managed to do is insult Augusta time after time. Mr. Azziz, if you don’t like Augusta, the same road that you drove in on will also take you away. OK, tell us about Juneteenth! June 19 is acoming! Can you all please set back up a restaurant listing of some sort? Even though it was not always updated, you had the best listing. Well, I guess the only listing. Please? I wanna find out where to eat. the crime suppression team in richmond county need to be investigated...these narcs are going to give a driver of a vehicle where a controlled substance was found a misdemeanor for disorderly conduct when the pills were found in HIS vechicle, under HIS seat and HE was the driver....kudos to the DA’s office for pursuing charges. Now THEY know how to do their job!!! I am writing with the intentions of seeing a change within the paper. I like the topics and the whine line is really neat. But I would like to see more things about the sneaker culture and
movement. For me its not just a fad I have loved sneakers all my life and I would hope that the paper could display gathering and festivals of such. I think being in south Georgia puts this at a disadvantage but there are sneaker heads everywhere. I am sure that I am not the only person in Augusta with the same ideas and thoughts. This is a big interest to the people in the area they all just need to be reached out to. Just remember the words of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology: “Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wants to really make a million dollars , the best way would be to start his own religion.” (heaviest sarcasm). Remember all the hoopla over people slamming their extra big vehicles into that overpass? And other people wanting to close that Olive Road that led to the big church and other places in the neighborhood? Now there are extra flashing lights and sticks hanging down to indicate height? We should try some of those things around MCG to control some of that huge amount of traffic but in no way can you just slam close LaneyWalker Blvd.
whineline@themetrospirit.com
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Ron Johnson is leaving his position as the senior vice president for retail at Apple to join JC Penney. In a related story, Justin Bieber has been accepted to Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College.
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Stay in school! You’ll learn something, like how to play with your back to the basket (Lebron).
How many times do the Commidiots of Augusta have to pull out the dead horse (new baseball stadium) to beat and beat again? Isn’t this abuse of a corpse? Sarah Palin’s toes should all be black for that idiot goof about Paul Revere. Finally, new postcards of Augusta, though actually, they are reproductions of other postcards. Look for them at
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