Mercury Newspaper Issue 952
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ISSUE 952 WED 9TH MAY TUE 15TH MAY FREE PICK-UP TICKETS GO ON SALE FOR THE VOICE UK LIVE Time Out PAGE 4 EDDIE IZZARD BRINGS HIS FORCE MAJUERE SHOW TO THE ARENA Time Out PAGE 4 OUT PAGE 4 TIME MOBILE SHOWROOM - No Obligation free home demonstrations available Distance no Object OWLS HAVE PLANNING PERMISSION GRANTED M.V. MOBILITY Sheffield Wednesday FC are delighted to confirm that planning permission has been granted for its Community Programme's proposed new facility on Penistone Road. The decision was announced at the Town Hall, Sheffield city centre, on Tuesday afternoon. The �7m facility will propel the charitable arm of the football club to a new level. The site will be transformed from a near barren industrial area to an unrivalled, state of the art community facility holding proud status as the biggest and best of its kind in the country. CSR Development Manager Spencer Taylor said: "We are delighted that the council has sanctioned our proposals. Our vision will now become a reality. "Today is the culmination of 18 months' hard work from myself and my colleague Marcus Brameld and I would like to thank everyone who has helped take this innovative project to its current stage. "I would also like to thank everyone at Sheffield Wednesday FC, who have been hugely supportive through the duration of this project." Sheffield Wednesday chairman Milan Mandaric added: "We are very proud here at Sheffield Wednesday to be part of such an important project in this community. "There aren't enough words for me to describe this, especially when any community would be delighted to have something like this. "It is something that is not being judged by money and it will not single out the people that have money or don't have money. It's a totally social environment for people young and old to try to increase the quality of their lives." With planning permission granted, the build is expected to begin this summer, with a completion date around the middle of next year. The Sheffield Wednesday Football Club Community Programme is the football club's charitable arm, established to support the development of cohesive communities around South Yorkshire and increase engagement, training provision and support amongst its residents, working across the four key themes of health, education, participation and social inclusion. NEW Lift & Mobility Recline Chairs Scooters from Chairs from We Can Also Help with: �295 �495 Call Michael on 0114 358 9627 including warranty & After Sales Mobility and access equipment Stairlifts Powered and manual wheelchairs Adjustable beds Bath chairs DEBT WORRIES? DROWNING IN DEBT? Credit Cards � Bailiffs Debt � Collectors � Catalogues � Loans � Old Utility Bills Protect Yourself Now! Protect Your Home Now! 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Eddie Izzard will bring his Force Majeure world tour to the Motorpoint Arena, Sheffield excess of six hundred pounds and was relieved on Friday 10th May 2013. Tickets, priced �35 to discover that I got away with a mere eighty (booking fee may apply) go on general sale at odd pounds. 10am on Friday 4th May. Apparently, whilst I have been away, it Could I begin by offering my sincere thanks In 2011 EDDIE IZZARD, the man who turned has rained heavily every day, whilst it was to Sunny Daye and my managing editor, talking `Rubbish' into an art form performed extremely hot in Mexico. Cancun has a high Andrew Platts for their contributions to this and sold�out Madison Square Garden in New percentage of American tourists, and I missed column space whilst I have been holidaying York. He spent a three-month residency at the few opportunities to remind them that whereas in Cancun, Mexico. Th��tre de Dix Heures in Paris performing we sent them the Pilgrim Fathers, they sent us As the timing of this break coincided with STRIPPED: `Tout en Francais' (in French!) the Simpsons. I palled up with a great black the exciting run in to see which Sheffield and then become the first stand-up to play American guy, and encountered him at the club achieved automatic promotion to the a solo show at Los Angeles' legendary bar in conversation with two couples with the championship league, my mobile phone was Hollywood Bowl. It was an extraordinary unmistakably obvious twang of the American an absolute necessity, as it was vital that I was Deep South. Enquiring of one of the men where year from an extraordinary man. Never one to informed of every goal in two of the last three rest on his laurels IZZARD now plans to take Saturdays in the season. Readers of this column they were from, I was informed that all four on the world with a brand-new comedy tour, of them hailed from Birmingham, Alabama, who are not passionate supporters of a football FORCE MAJEURE. and I mischievously stated that that was where team will not grasp the absolute importance governor George Wallace preached his racial FORCE MAJEURE will be the most extensive of this, but my daughter had the remit of hatred. As a committed and proud non-racist, comedy tour ever. It begins its mammoth keeping me up to date with everything. The I don't like to miss an opportunity to make my journey around the globe during spring first important news was surprising to me, the 2013. From Cardiff to Kathmandu, Moscow imprisonment of Blades top scorer Ched Evans position clear and stated that in the not too distant past, it would have been unheard of from to Mumbai, EDDIE will visit 25 countries for five years on a rape charge. I mistakenly white people from Alabama would be at the throughout Europe, USA, Africa, Russia, imagined that a man who was scoring for fun same bar as a black man and enquired if the Ku Australia, New Zealand, India, Nepal and The every week could have nothing on his mind to worry about. The obverse of the coin, however, Klux Klan were still operating. At this point, Far East. the other man in their party asked my girlfriend is that it is becoming more prevalent in this what was my occupation, and on being day and age for footballers, idolised by a Tickets for his Sheffield engagement are certain type of young girl, to find themselves in informed that I was a journalist, he immediately priced �35 (booking fee may apply) and compromising situations, and lessons have to be clammed up and kept well away from me, not go on sale at 10am on Friday 4th May before I the gag in that my girl says you don't learned. The loss of such an important member in person at the Box Office by phone have to be in the KKK to be a wizard under the on 0114 256 5656 or online at www. of the Blades team was inevitably going to sheets. have a detrimental effect, both physically motorpointarenasheffield.co.uk I have long maintained that the best male and psychologically, and accordingly they vocalist I hear around these parts is John managed only two points from the last nine, Reilly, frontman of Acoustic Angels and Boy whilst the Owls were unbeaten and pipped the on a Dolphin, and this week I have discovered Blades on the post, winning their final game against Wycombe Wanderers in front of 38,000 a serious contender to that title, Rob Coyne, whose vocals are breath-taking. He appeared at supporters. Great credit must go to club owner the Swan in Dronfield with the excellent Chris Milan Mandaric, appointing Dave Jones as manager, not a popular decision amongst many Firminger, on lead guitar and his wonderful supporters who favoured Gary Megson, but was dad, John on drums with the very versatile lead guitar supremo Russ Dennett playing proved correct with Jones gaining thirty two points from the remaining thirty six points. With bass, commonly known as a plethora of stars. Celebrities in the audience included top female all this excitement, I received a text on holiday artiste Jill Alex, her very talented and busy from my daughter back home that I had not entertainer son John , local landlord Chris disconnected my phone and that the line was Snell who attended on my recommendation open between us and I had effectively blocked and sixties pop singer and local resident, Dave her phone. As the rate for me to phone home was ninety pounds per hour, I envisaged a bill in Berry. Weekly Articles, Puzzles, Competitions, Entertainment & Much More time ut 4 The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 EDDIE IZZARD, Weekly Wit With... FORCE MAJUERE ALBERT I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower. I was at a wedding yesterday, and when the vicar asked "Is there anyone here who knows of any unlawful impediment as to why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace", I spoke up. "The brides been sleeping with the best man for months" I announced, sending shockwaves through the church. It may have been a bit drastic, and a complete lie, but at least it got me out of getting married. `MP's suggest reusing your bath water to help drought'. I tried it... My cup of tea tasted bloody awful. I was talking to the bloke in the mobile phone shop earlier about taking out a contract. I explained to him that it was for the wife, as she's always on the phone and costs me far too much money. The contract was agreed and I left satisfied. It's amazing the places you bump into professional hitmen these days. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the Kings horses and all the Kings men, Couldn't put Humpty together again, As they had no method statement, risk assessment, permit to work or lifting plan. I was talking to a bloke in the pub. I said, "My mate watched the FA cup final in a box." "Lucky b******d" he replied. "Lucky?" I said, "He's the homeless guy who sits outside Currys." SNODGRASS Copley's Column 1. How many faces are carved into Mount Rushmore? 2. Who had a 1993 hit with `Dreams'? 3. Which singer went solo after performing with the Commodores? 4. What is the currency of Japan? 5. There are 4 US State names that begin with the letter `A', 1/2 point for each? 6. The Clifton Suspension Bridge spans which river? 7. Which manufacturer produced the first production line car? 8. Which car company make a 4 x 4 model called a Grand Vitara? 9. How many Von Trapp children were there in the Sound of Music? 10. Which animal forms the legs of a griffin? Answers on Page 2 pub quiz THE VOICE LIVE The winner of The Voice and their fellow final seven contestants from the most talked about TV programme of the year will hit the road this Autumn and will be stopping off at the Motorpoint Arena, Sheffield for The Voice Live Tour on Thursday 27th September. You've watched them in the blind auditions, seen them sing their hearts out in the battles, supported them, tweeted them, now it's your chance to see for yourself the singer who is eventually crowned champion of the show and the 7 fellow finalists � a group of the most talented singers in the UK, live on stage. The tour will feature performances from the shows winner and top contestants, ALL selected, trained and mentored by four of the most successful figures in the music industry: Jessie J, will.i.am, Danny O'Donoghue, and legend Sir Tom Jones. Tickets are on general sale from Friday 4th May so hurry and buy yours today to get your final Voice fix and see your favourite contestants before your very eyes and hear for yourself why they made the final eight. A night of spectacular, breath-taking vocals awaits. Tickets for the Sheffield show, priced �35 (booking fee may apply) go on general sale at 9am on Friday 4th May in person at the Box Office, by phone on 0114 256 5656 or online at www.motorpointarenasheffield.co.uk IN THe NeWS unions ends. this week... 12/05/1926 � The nine-day General Strike by trade 13/05/1912 � The Royal Flying Corps (now the Royal Air Force) is established in the United Kingdom. 14/05/1973 � Skylab, the United States' first space station, is launched. 15/05/1940 � McDonald's opens its first restaurant in San Bernardino, California. 16/05/1929 � In Hollywood, California, the first Academy Awards are handed out. 17/05/1970 � Thor Heyerdahl sets sail from Morocco on the papyrus boat Ra II to sail the Across 1) Suspicion (5) 4) Christ (7) 8) Chance game player (7) 9) Old coin (5) 10) Military helper (4) 11) Leave (8) 13) Stingy (4) 14) Single time (4) 16) Annoy (8) 17) Fashionable elegance (4) 20) Frequent and linger (5) 21) Self-boosting activity (3-4) 22) Muslim veil (7) 23) Light bed cover (5) Down 1) Exalted artificially (4, 3, 6) 2) Wanderer (5) 3) Demi portion (4) 4) Low noise (6) 5) Additional employment (8) 6) Add in (7) 7) Win the big prize (3, 3, 7) 12) General helper (8) 13) European aristocrat (7) 15) Striation (6) 18) Large quadruped (5) 19) Damp growth (4) Last Week's Solutions ACROSS: 7) Vote, 8) Geometry, 9) Retrieve, 10) Nest, 11) Haven, 13) Jukebox, 15) Baroque, 17) Stiff, 20) Kilt, 21) Circular, 23) Accursed, 24) Pace. DOWN: 1) Joke, 2) Degree, 3) Agree, 4) Move out, 5) S�ance, 6) Brush off, 12) At a pinch, 14) Nutcase, 16) Output, 18) Trumps, 19) Pride, 22) Arch. Atlantic Ocean. 18/05/1804 � Napoleon Bonaparte is proclaimed Emperor of France BORN THIS WeeK... 13/05/1983 � Yaya Tour� 12/05/1968 � Catherine Tate 14/05/1926 � Eric Morecambe 15/05/1981 � Zara Phillips 16/05/1953 � Pierce Brosnan 17/05/1974 � Andrea Corr 18/05/1949 � Rick Wakeman The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 5 6 The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 HEALTH & BEAUTY WEDDING VENUE Chrysalis Wellbeing Beauty for Body & Soul Weekly Psychic Article by Psychic Glynis Questions and Answers about Spirituality PART 3 Q Why don't we remember our past lives? A Now that would be mind blowing don't you think? Say you had four previous past lives. Just imagine if in your past lives you were a thief, then your next life a judge, then a high bred lady and lastly a beggar. How would you handle all that knowledge?This is why we reincarnate into a different person each time. Watch out for the De Va Ju in your life, as it may provide a clue as to who you were previously. I find certain places attract me - for example Belgium and Whitby. I feel I have lived in these places before and I seem to know all the shortcuts through the alleys in Whitby.. Q When I die I want to donate my organs - will I know what's happening? A This is a tricky question so I will say what I believe with the caveat that it is not written in stone. When we die our souls leave our physical body, which becomes just a shell. Do we really want to watch our organs removed from Heaven? I personally would because it would me great pleasure to save someone's life. Hopefully it would enrich their life and enable them to do the things they have always wanted to do. As to the question therefore I believe it will be your choice. Q What are the Akashic Records? A Akashic is a Sanskrit word meaning `Sky` or boundless space. The Akasha Records are a collection of Mystic knowledge that has existed since the beginning of time. The records are said to document everyone's experience since creation. The Akasha is available everywhere, the flashes of intuition and knowing hunches that occur everyday are glimpses into the divine wisdom contained in the Akashic Records. Q What are Negative Energies? A I hear people say they have a negative energy attached to them. Psychics describe negative energies as a black aura but that is only an opinion. Unless the psychic can see and remove that black energy then that is open to debate. When clients come to see me I can see their aura - however I never see black - I see a grey aura. People carrying a grey aura are feeling low and everything is negative in their lives. If you are feeling positive in your life then no black energy can attach itself to you. Dark cannot enter light without it being destroyed. If you do feel you have an attachment then look to yourself and see what is horrible and grey in your life. A clear quartz removes negative energies from your life .Always wear it and place quartz around your home. Q Why do I keep having a reoccurring dream? A We are in an altered state when we sleep. The conscious mind is quieter but the subconscious is active. My belief is we are given messages via our sub conscious. Sometimes life events affect us and this is carried into our dream pattern. Also if we are wanting a question answered we will get the answer through our dreams. 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All about She - The Mercury's Monthly Health, Beauty, Fashion & More Feature ALETIAS STORY Health, Beauty, Fashion, Home & More Hello Ladies, and welcome to my very first SHE page. These pages are dedicated to all us women out there, and everything we love, like Fashion, Health, Beauty, Home, and Travel, which pretty much covers everything really!! I would love to hear from you, with any tips, advice, good buys, bargains, what's on, anything that will help build this page into an interesting read. You can email me, mandy@mercurynewspaper. co.uk with your stories, and please don't be shy; this is your chance to get things off your chest, or shout about some well deserved recognition. Well we have had an extremely wet April, and no doubt you are all just as fed up as I am, and need a boost to brighten up these dark days. Whether it's a new haircut, a beauty treatment, a commitment to losing weight, a new outfit or booking a holiday, all these things really do get then adrenalin going and make you feel so much better. I even get excited buying a new lipstick. Now, you may think I am mad, but it was my birthday recently, and I asked the man in my life to buy me a course of Personal Training Sessions as my present. This was the boost I needed. Bless him he did, and do you know I cannot wait to get started. Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I did get some other nice girly things from him too so it wasn't all torture. I have been a gym member on and off for years, haven't we all? But I am on a mission at the moment to lose a stone in time for my holiday in July, so watch this space and I will blog my progress. Alternatively if you have any success stories, just like Aletia featured in our spotlight, then email me, I would love to hear from you. Prints are going to big this year apparently, so be brave and don't be afraid to try them out, and lots of bling, but not too much at once. Jewellery makes a statement; Chunky, Tribal or metallic are all in this year. How you wear something is just as important as what you wear, so no matter how good it looks on the hanger, if it doesn't fit in all the right places, don't buy it. You will regret it. And probably only wear it the once. Colourful shoes are huge this year, you can get a pair in every colour, in all shapes and heights, but only if you can walk in these killer heels. Ballet shoes are big in the summer, but if your'e like me, it has to be heels in the evening, not flats. If you really fancy a confidence boost, you need to come along to the Sitwell Arms at Renishaw, to the Dirty Dancing ladies event, it's a fantastic night out, lots of girly fun and you come home with a complimentary gift bag. This is your chance to dress up, learn some sexy dance moves and enjoy a fun night out. See the main advert for more details, but places are selling fast so don't miss out Hope to see you there, bye for now Mandy It took me a couple of months to pluck up courage to go to a Weight Watchers meeting, because I was frightened of failing. I'd tried dieting before but the weight had always gone back on. I saw a photo of myself in the Christmas time and I was shocked. I was smiling on the outside but miserable on the inside, and I knew I deserved better and it was time to shine! At the time I was a single mum to 3 year old twins and being their primary carer, I knew I had to do something about my weight and my health, not only for my benefit but also for the benefit of my children too. To be there for their futures. At that first meeting I was at rock bottom. When my Leader made me feel at home, I burst into tears. But something clicked. I knew with her support, that of the group and the Weight Watchers tools I was going to lose weight for the last time. My Starting weight was 20 stone 1 and a half lbs and I am now at goal having lost 9 stone 9lbs. Losing all that weight has meant I have so much more energy and can do so much more with my family. Weight Watchers truly changed my life and because of that I am now a Weight Watchers leader myself and run 5 meetings a week in Sheffield. If you're ready to start your own journey then come and join me. Weight Watchers, Because it works! The Perfect Girly Night Out The Sitwell Arms - Renishaw y Dirtancing D 7 Friday 1st June 7:30pm - Late See Our Main Advert for Full Details WeddingFair Saturday 16th September at Hillsborough Stadium FREE ENTRY Over 30 Exhibitors XMAS PART Y NIGHTS The Ultimate Christmas Night Out Watch this space for details! 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Sheffield HealthWatch will be a strong local consumer voice that makes a difference to Health and Social Care provision on behalf of the people of Sheffield. Sheffield HealthWatch will be a network of networks that builds on the work of LINk. It will expand and utilise the existing expertise of third sector organisations and groups of people in Sheffield. It will provide a mechanism for diverse voices across Sheffield to be heard and ensure that where there are people who are seldom heard, HealthWatch will provide innovative ways to gather and include their views. It will be a respected and credible organisation that is unafraid to challenge service providers and commissioners. It will bring together robust, evidence based local intelligence that influences key decision making for Health and social care. It will ensure that every individual who approaches HealthWatch for information and advice, receives timely and good quality information for HealthWatch or one of its signposting organisations. It will ensure complaints advocacy for NHS complaints is available for all Sheffield people who request that support. Sheffield HealthWatch will be known within the city with an excellent communications strategy. Are you interested in finding out how plans for starting HealthWatch in Sheffield are going? Do you want to help to decide the key aspects of the contract tendering process? There is a HealthWatch Stakeholder Event on 17 May from 10am-12.30pm in the Springett Suite, Sheffield Wednesday Football Ground, Penistone Road, S6 1SW. Refreshments provided. To book your place or for more information, please contact Alex Hudson on 0114 2734119 or e-mail PracticeDevelopment@sheffield.gov.uk or visit www.sheffield.gov.uk/healthwatch The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 CHEAP CHIPS AS PART OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SUPERMARKET ROADSHOW NEWS & INFORMATION 952 9/5/12 Help The University of Sheffield validate a mobile device for measuring energy intake and physical activity. This is the new and exciting product bought to you by Aipermon and the University of Sheffield. Participants will be compensated for their time and effort. If you'd like to find out more then please contact Jane at 0114 2735426 ISSUE CORRESPONDENCE VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Send comments and letters, or relevant articles either for the Mercury page or the next Newsletter to: Sheffield 50+, Room LG27, The Town Hall, Sheffield, S1 2HH Tel: 0114 2735426 Email: firstname.lastname@example.org www.sheffield50plus.co.uk South Yorkshire shoppers can pick up cheap oven chips, as part of a major fire service campaign to drive down kitchen fires. South Yorkshire Fire & Rescue, in partnership with The Co-operative Group, will be handing out money off coupons alongside fire safety advice at a dozen food stores across the county. The events throughout May and June form part of the fire service's latest efforts to reduce cooking related fires, which account for half of all the house fires it attends. The county's firefighters tackled more than 300 cooking related house fires last year, making up 50 per cent of all the house fires in South Yorkshire. Many of those injuries were caused by old fashioned chip pans, which is why SYFR is using money off vouchers for oven chips to encourage shoppers to chuck theirs away. A similar initiative last year helped to reduce cooking fires in South Yorkshire by 13 per cent. Diane Malpass, head of community safety, said: "Cooking remains the biggest cause of accidental fires in the home, which is why we're holding these events to speak to shoppers about basic good practice in the kitchen. "It's perhaps hard to believe, in this day and age, that people still use chip pans. But our data shows they remain a real danger. You wouldn't fill a container with flammable liquid and light a flame under it, yet using a chip pan poses the same kind of risk. "Oven chips or thermostat controlled fryers are much safer, meaning there is no need for people to continue putting their lives at risk in this way. Fire service staff will be visiting locations across South Yorkshire, including a dozen Cooperative Food stores- in Armthorpe, Bessacarr, Cantley, Edlington, Firth Park, Southey Green, Firth Park, Gleadless, Greasborough, Mexborough, Southey Green, Stannington and Thurcroft. They will be handing out vouchers and meeting shoppers, giving them tips to stay safe in the kitchen, including: Prepare - Keep electrical leads and fabrics well away from the hob and never use a chip pan Watch- Keep an eye on cooking at all times and never, ever leave it unattended Switch- Switch off cooking appliances when you have finished cooking and before bed For more information on kitchen fire safety or for a full list of dates when fire service staff will be handing out vouchers in store, visit www.syfire.gov.uk At the events, shoppers will be able to pick up advice on staying safe in the kitchen, money off coupons for oven chips and the opportunity to receive a selection of free giveaways, in return for signing up to the organisation's free monthly e-newsletter. Sheffield Events are below: Morning events will take place from 9am to 12.30pm. Afternoon events will take place from 1pm to 5pm. 15 May AM Sicey Avenue, Firth Park S5 6NF 16 May PM Southey Green Road, Southey Green S5 8HA 24 May AM Southey Green Road, Southey Green S5 8HA 31 May PM White Lane, Gleadless S12 3GH 8 June AM White Lane, Gleadless S12 3GH 13 June PM Stannington Road, Stannington S6 6AE 22 June AM Stannington Road, Stannington S6 6AE PARTIAL HAIR LOSS OR THINNING HAIR? INSTANT RESULTS! GET YOUR HAIR BACK FOR �20 PER MONTH HAIR PIECE WEARERS! Home Visits & Personal Service Repairs & Re-Styling Discounted Tapes & New Pieces Call Brian on 01246 436984 Over 50? Bored with staying in or the same weekly routine? THEN FIND OUT ABOUT... 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Ground elder, bindweed and horsetail are some of the most stubborn weeds, because each piece of root can grow into a complete plant again. By consistently and continuously hoeing everything that raises its head, you can ultimately eradicate them. You should regularly rake through gravel and chippings in order to disrupt weed growth. Back to top The Mercury Newspaper - Homes & Gardens 2012 Guide2012 TOP SOIL FOR SALE Excavation & Demolition MINI DIGGERS FOR HIRE SKIPS FOR HIRE Grade A Quality Certified, No Contamination, Any Quantity SANDTOFT SUPER TOPSOIL Ideal for Lanes, Drives, Yards, etc Collected or Delivered TARMAC ROAD PLANINGS The old adage that prevention is better than cure definitely rings true here. You can do a lot to prevent diseases in your plants. Plants which are happy are unlikely to sicken very quickly. Ensure good growing conditions for your plants, or better still: go for the right plant in the right place choose the plants which match the conditions in your garden. If, following your best efforts, plants nevertheless show signs of disease, it is best to obtain expert advice straightaway. Do this at your garden centre, through gardening magazines and clubs, gardening pages in newspapers or radio phone-ins. Consult books and the internet too Here are a few pointers to help you get started if disease problems arise: 1. Roses With roses be particularly alert for black spot and mildew and combat these fungi as soon as they appear. 2. Clematis Large-flowered Clematis in particular can suffer from wilt, a nasty disease which causes the shoots to die. Luckily they only do this above ground. Anything below ground remains healthy. This is why a Clematis is always planted a bit deeper than it is in the pot in which it was grown. If the disease strikes, it can regrow healthily out of the ground. Make sure you cut the diseased shoots back to ground level. 3. Fruit Fire blight is one of the most destructive disease in fruit trees. Pears are particularly prone to it. Sure signs of the disease are wilted, blackening twig ends. Dark-coloured, slightly sunken patches also appear on the trunk. Slime can sometimes ooze from the stems of wilted flowers (particularly during followon flowering in the summer) and leaves. Back to top Apples can be prone scab and mildew Silver leaf is the most common disease affecting plums. The upper surface of the leaf is loosened by this disease, allowing air to get underneath it. This gives it an unusual silver or lead-like discolouration of the leaf. It is an aggravating disease which can in time kill a tree. Gum formation can also be a problem in plums. 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Moss can be suppressed by generous feeding, amongst other things. The grass then grows so fast that the moss cannot compete. Lawns which suffer heavy traffic can be aerated by pricking holes in them with a garden fork. Brushing sharp sand into the holes keeps them functioning for longer. Phone 01484 723757 Open from 8pm 7 days a week www.timberlandsheds.co.uk 6 X 4 �185 - 7 X 5 �205 8 X 6 �249 - 10 X 6 �290 Grand Clearance Sales Delivered to any Area 0114 2207794 or 07899 887354 Give us a Call - 7 Days SHEDS 1 MILE FROM JUNCTION 34 (M1) - OPEN 7 DAYS ALL OUR BUILDINGS ARE DELIVERED & ERECTED SPECIAL OFFER 7 X 5 TONGUE & GROOVE SHED DELIVERED & ERECTED �299 10% OFF ALL PLAYHOUSES WE WILL BEAT ANY LIKE FOR LIKE QUOTATION ON ALL CONCRETE GARAGES & SHEDS! Visit: www.shedworlds.com Tel: 0114 244 4475 / 01909 532639 also at: Claylands Avenue, Dukeries Ind. Estate, Worksop The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 11 12 The North's largest entertainment weekly, telephone our sales team to get your advert on these pages 0114 276 3633 opt.1 NATIONAL VACCINATION MONTH IN MAY Vets advise all owners to get their pets vaccinated as a matter of course, yet around a fifth of dogs, over a quarter of cats and more than half of all rabbits have never received a primary course of vaccinations*, putting them at risk of life threatening illnesses. "Vaccination is a vital part of responsible pet ownership," says PDSA Senior Veterinary Surgeon, Sean Wensley. "Every year vets treat pets suffering from illnesses that vaccinations could have prevented. It is heart-breaking for the owners, who in many cases simply didn't appreciate the dangers facing their unvaccinated pets." Diseases such as canine distemper, canine parvovirus, feline leukemia, cat flu, myxomatosis and rabbit haemorrhagic disease, can all be prevented, or the risks significantly reduced, by getting pets vaccinated. These preventable diseases can cause terrible suffering for pets and sadly, in many cases, prove to be fatal. Dogs can often have their first vaccinations from as early as six weeks of age, followed by a second set of injections a few weeks later, but ask your vet for advice regarding your own pet. Cats usually begin their vaccination course at 9 weeks of age, but, again, check with your vet. The sooner young pets are vaccinated, the sooner they can meet other animals outside their home, which is an important aspect of socialisation to ensure normal behavioural development. Rabbits are the UK's third most popular pet, but they also come a firm third when it comes to preventive care and many owners simply don't realise that rabbits should be vaccinated. Vaccinations can be given from around five weeks of age, and protect against two potentially fatal diseases: myxomatosis and rabbit haemorrhagic disease (RHD). Regular booster vaccinations are also necessary for all pets, as the body's immune response gradually fades over time. Your vet will be able to advise you about this, especially if you have an older pet that has not been vaccinated for several years and needs to start the course again. This year, PDSA is again supporting Rabbit Awareness Week (15-22 September) and is encouraging all rabbit owners to find their nearest participating veterinary practice and take their rabbits along for a free health check. Participating practices can be found at www. rabbitawarenessweek.co.uk, where there is also lots of useful information about rabbit health and wellbeing. For more information on vaccinations for pets, download a free copy of PDSA's Vaccinations leaflet at www.pdsa.org.uk/leaflets. 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This exciting event will be taking place in Hillsborough Park, close to Hillsborough Library on the 19th and 20th May 2012. This will be an exciting prospect of 17th Century Soldiers helping raise money for 21st Century Soldiers. However, we do not glorify war, and at the end of each days battle we "raise the dead" to a round of applause. During this weekend of fun, there will be a "Living History Encampment" where you can meet members of the Sealed Knot who "Live the life of 17th Century Army camp followers and Officers alike". There will be a number of displays throughout the day, culminating in an English Civil War battle re-enactment between the armies of the King (Royalists) and the army of Parliament. The battle will have the excitement of cannon fire together with volleys of musket, not forgetting the hand to hand fighting between the blocks of Pike where anything can happen! The Living History will be open to the public from 10am, along with a funfair for small children, Bessemer THE Food Served Daily The place to be for the best in 60s, 70s and 80s Music Every Friday & Saturday till 1am Saturday 12 May will see a terrific band � Tram 13, recently back off tour. Not to be missed. New Landlord Owen and Julie say the way to success in pubs today is to give customers a reason to The Midland Hotel is well on the come out. Everyone loves a good way back now with a hose of free free show � so as all of our shows are free why not give the Midland shows on the agenda. Refreshments and Food a go. Of course there is the regular and Stands. The event will finish at hugely successful Jam Night every Look out for other shows featuring approximately 4pm each day. Thursday with top musicians and John Riley & Co from Boy on a Dolphin plus bands every Saturday Entrance to the event will be guests, which open to all ages night. and styles. Full bands are always free, however Funfair rides are For further information and you welcome to play and may lead to comments visit FACEBOOK:charged separately. During the paid gigs. New Midland Jammers free event there will collections We also have a great week ahead All shows start at 8.30pm with three terrific free shows made by "Help for Heroes", starting with Thursday's Jam who will also have a stand with both information and items for Session 10th May. Then on Friday 11th May we have Eurovisions one sale for those interested. and only Special Guest - Lindsay Dracass who will be doing who will be doing her own set as well as a Rock & Roll set with the Desparados Rock Band featuring Mr Mick Firminger, Jack Black on keys and Jamie Mallinder (ex Black Sabbath) not forgetting Lindsay Dracass will be appearing at The Midland Freddie Mercury on drums. LIVE AT THE MIDLAND The Fountain Precinct Lower Ground Floor Sheffield S1 2GZ 0114 270 6760 CATCHING UP WITH OLD COMRADES CLUBHISTORIANS.CO.UK by Ruth Cherrington VOICE OF THE MAGICS NIGHTINGALE MONTH OF RADIO NIGHTINGALE by Mel Jaques This month we've got a fantastic prize for the whole family in our webshop competition. The Sony Playstation 3 is a beautifully built console that will provide the gamers in your household with hours of fun. But did you know that it will also deliver glorious high definition movies thanks to its Blu-ray capabilities? And if that's not enough for you there's a fab range of accessories making this month's prize worth over �400, all thanks to Viking! To enter all you need to do is make a purchase through the easyfundraising site before 31st May. Each time you make a purchase you receive an entry into the draw so, twenty purchases means twenty chances to win! Plus we'll give you TWO entries when you make any purchase from competition sponsor Viking. And tell your friends about easyfundraising to earn extra entries into the draw too. This months competition sponsors are Viking � suppliers of thousands of business products, from pens and pencils to office furniture and everything in between. Did you know Viking also sell a wide range of products for the home, including games consoles, games and accessories, home entertainment, cameras, DVD box sets and so much more. So easy, so why not? Radio Nightingale broadcasts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for the patients and staff of the Rotherham General Hospital on 945 &1350mw and Hospedia. For more information about the station visit www.radionightingale.org.uk Contact us on 01709 304244 for more information on volunteering. Catching up with Old Comrades Perhaps it's only to be expected that as `old comrades' from the Second World War pass away (the Tommies from the First are sadly all gone), the clubs they established fade away as well. Many were the outcome of the desire of soldiers, and perhaps of their need, to hold onto the camaraderie of war -time when life was harsh and often short lived. Getting together with other ex-servicemen began after 1918 with many clubs established across the country by those who had survived the horrors. Most were open for others to join. After the WW2 more were set up and often there was affiliation to the CIU. Royal British Legion clubs could also opt to come under the arm of the CIU should members so wish. As the decades pass, so do the members and therefore the clubs, MAGIC AM by Trevor Thomas if we accept that course of events. In Liverpool, the Garston Old Imagine being one of the first Comrades Club has recently closed lucky people to set sail on board a new ship taking in new as well as the Woolton Royal sights and sounds. British Legion. In Doncaster there Well, you could be!! used to be an Ex-Servicemen's The stylish Thomson Spirit club near the market, Askern Exwill be heading off to Oslo, Servicemen's and a few Legion Copenhagen and the land of the clubs. The Comrades Social Club Vikings from Monday June 11th is still open as well as Rossington and you could be one of the first to board the vessel from the Port Ex-Services, Moorends Comrades of Tyne for that maiden voyage. Club and a few more, as far my most up-to-date information would So far we have given one have me believe. These, and their holiday away, but we still have another four all to give out right counterparts in other cities, are throughout the month of May. important parts of local history Simply join me at 8.00 every but do they have role in the future morning when I play that day's as memories and survivors of war winning song for the first time. fade away? Surely the answer is Keep listening for the same song yes as there are still wars being being played again later on, ring fought with quite a few young 0845 113 22 22 and somebody `comrades' returning home perhaps will be invited to answer a from Afghanistan, injured or question. If you're picked out very battle weary. They are the and you're correct, your name next generation of ex-servicemen will go into a draw that Dave Campbell will make on Friday's and women who need help and afternoon show between 2.00pm support and where better than in a and 6.00pm. social club that puts its members, not profits, first? I see plenty of Good luck, it could be you. reasons to keep the ex-services Listen for the next song straight and old comrades clubs going. after the news at 8am daily. Many clubs offer support and for injured service personnel through Trevor the Help for Heroes charity which has really grabbed the interest of club people who get up to all sorts to raise money. This is all to be commended and continued. But another way to help them and the wider community would be to keep the tradition of the clubs where there is a particular understanding of the needs and issues of returned service personnel. I'd rather there were no wars and no fighting- but whilst they still rage, those coming home need some form of refuge and clubs can play a big part here. 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Blasting her way onto the British clubbing scene, Russia's very own pure pop vixen is ready to bolt her way into the charts with a brand new single, tour and Steps support experience all under her gold flashing sparkly waist belt...and who said power dressing was dead?! So before we get started, there are a few things you really should know about Shockolady. Number one, she's currently on tour with British revival five piece Steps. Number two, the poor lass had to endure a full UK session with no other than Jedwood...live. And number three, the St Petersburg performer once covered T-Rex classic `Get it On'...and surprisingly didn't murder it. O'h and she's also massive in Germany... but so is a band called `Milking The Goat Machine' so that really doesn't count. `When I toured with Jedwood it was the most fun and opened hearted experience I've ever faced. For example, when you were coming to the back stage door to perform, Jedwood's fans were already waiting for you for the signings, autographs, photos, everything. For Steps? Never can you see anybody at the stage door, before or after the tour. Different age group I don't know?' Whether this may be the case, Shockolady was pretty much the spot on support act for such a mixed bag of show attendees. Opening up with her unique take on `Get It On' by Mark Bolan and co, the 5ft 3" performer is clearly a natural on the big stage. Not only does she know how to get the audience up on their feet, she's a brave one to entertain a large majority of fans who's primary aim is to see the headline act Steps. Evidently not fearing this, Shockolady does like any professional would and gives a tidy six song performance to her greatest ability. Speaking of her time on the road with headliners Steps, Shockolady can only sing their praises for a group with a string of consecutive top five chart hits. `I knew how massive (steps) were here, so when I knew I was supporting them I was so excited. I wanted to know more about the albums. I really enjoyed chatting with them and them to share their live experiences with me.' A certified highlight of the performance came with the exclusive showing of Shockolady's new song `I Like It Like That,' a new avenue for the Russian star who has yet to collaborate with a British rapper. `(I like it like that) has been an interesting experience because it's the first time I've ever done a track with a rapper. I've frankly never heard this kind of rapping, he's kind of shooting from the gun. I remember the first time I heard it I was on tour and I thought O'h my gosh I like my song so much more! It was my first experience with collaborating with British song writers' Check out the official website for Shockolady at www. shockolady.com for all the latest. It has been announced that Adam Yauch a.k.a. MCA of Beastie Boys has died of cancer aged forty seven. A tragic loss from one of the most influential hip hop rock groups to emerge from the 1980's, this news came as a massive shock on 4th May with fans, musicians and industry professionals all emphasising their thoughts and kinds words to such a talented individual. Beastie Boys rapper Ad � Rock has spoken out about the huge loss of his former band mate on the groups highly viewed Tumblr page. Thanking all his friends and family for such love and support, Adam went onto say `...as you can imagine, sh*t is just screwed up right now. I'm glad to know that all the love that Yauch has put out into the world is coming right back at him.' Chart topping rapper and world wide sensation Eminem has said in a recent press release that `Adam Yauch brought a lot of positivity into the world and I think it's obvious to anyone how big of an influence the Beastie Boys were on me and so many others.' Branded as the biggest selling rap group for over twenty years by the US Billboard, Beastie Boys have a collection of massive accolades along with awards and a hugely dedicated fan base since their formation in 1979. With their debut album `Licenced to Ill' turning nine times multi platinum on 5th September 2001, Beastie Boys have sold over 40 million albums worldwide and achieved a string of number one hits across the globe. `You've Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party' off the album has since been named in The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame's 500 Songs that Shaped Rock and Roll, arguably one of the most notable tracks which has been covered by names from Coldplay, Blondie to Public Enemy and Kesha. Other tracks `Ch-Check It Out' and `Sabotage' all run much in the same vein and outline the bands humorously talented nature. Beastie Boys have racked up an impressive eight studio albums under their belt, all of which receiving huge critical acclaim. In 1998, the group won Best Rap Act at the MTV Europe Music Awards along with Video Vanguard Award at the MTV Video Awards in the same year. The three piece have four grammy's to their name and having being nominated for over thirty awards throughout their life span make these rap legends one of the industry's most influential acts. The final word comes from MCA's biggest fan, Joel Madden of Good Charlotte who recently said that `...we wanted to dress like them, talk like them, and we wanted to make music like them...' RIP Adam Yauch. Awards in Ibiza, and by DJ Mag UK. For all revellers and newbie lovers of Jones, the eagerly anticipated release of his latest album, Crypt in June 2012. The album is once again released on Damian Lazarus Crosstown Rebels, following on from 2009's Don't You Remember The Future. Tracks from the Crypt are available to stream online and provide an eclectic ensemble of bopping psychedelic tech beats with eerie vocals. by stuart renton It's like all my Christmases have come at once this week, as "friend" to the nation, Kerry Katona, mistress of chavs and general "special" pharmaceuticals dispenser publically announced that Tulisa Contostavlos has no star quality. Still reeling from the news that she couldn't be part of the Atomic Kitten reunion (at which the world breathed a collective sigh of relief), Katona, desperate for her next moment of fame is now resorting to taking pot shots at random celebrities to get her weekly press fix. Whether Contostavlos has any actual talent is a debate for another time (the answer is no), but it goes without saying that "Twinkle Twinkle" wallpaper has more star talent than Katona, who pointed the finger this week with the comment: `Without being rude, Tulisa has no star quality'. OK, let's put this into perspective. On one hand we've got an X Factor judge who this week won FHM's Sexiest Woman of the World 2012, has the current number one hit single, her own perfume range (which, unlike Katona, isn't bottled from her own pores and sold on the black market) and is rarely out of the public eye, while on the other we have a drug-addled media whore whose only press attention comes from her own increasingly desperate insights into a private life no one cares about. I have just two issues with Katona's statement. First, when anyone says `I don't mean to be rude' � it really means you damn well do intend to be rude, and, second, the irony of Katona saying another celebrity has no star quality was like saying Adolf Hitler was really just a misunderstood naughty boy and that whole thing with the Jews was just a horrible misunderstanding! It'll probably wash over Tulisa's head as she's currently plastered all over the newspapers, unlike Katona, who is regularly pictured "plastered" in the newspapers... In other opinions, The Voice is supposedly about the singing, but it's really about four judges with massively overinflated egos. It's like a watered-down version of Britain's Got Talent (but without the Botox). You have ninety seconds of singing and twenty minutes of pointless discussion with four people who clearly think a negative comment will destroy their career. "It was... pitchy", Jessie J splurts out as though the words would infect the contestant with cancer. But if you thought Simon Cowell's cronies were bad, The Voice judges are just weird. You've got Will I Am making nonsensical statements (which is really short of him being too afraid to say: `you're crap, love'; you've got Jessie J spewing effusive praise on her acts and damnation on the rest, Lord Tom Jones name dropping at every opportunity (while failing to notice Death standing not far away and rubbing his skeletal fingers together gleefully), and Danny O'What's-his-name alternating between bouts of apoplexy and gurning madly whenever the camera is pointed in his direction. In summary, it's all gone a bit downhill, but kids, you too can have your own horrifically overhyped talent show, all for the bargain price of twenty million pounds. 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The last month has seen the release of some interesting bait products from a company I have an affiliation with. Devon based Pallatrax produce high quality baits with the emphasis on natural ingredients to complement what the fish we seek to catch actually eat, and three new products have been developed as additions to the range. First to be considered are the `Hidra' baits which I've already mentioned as I've some good results when using them; dehydrated aquatic edibles are carefully prepared and packed before sale so that the angler can rehydrate them in water at leisure, but with the addition of colours or flavours to enhance the baits and provide that little `edge' that may make all the difference. Hidra are available in three distinct forms; Brown Snail, Black Snail and Water Mussel. Next up is another interesting product with a multitude of uses, hence the name; Multi Purpose Powders (MPP). This one has five exciting `flavours, Aquatic Fly, Krill, Daphnia, Maggot and Silkworm and basically comprises the whole `beastie' as a powder, but refined and concentrated. I've used these extensively too, and my preferred option is to combine the powder with a beaten egg to provide a potent paste which can be used directly on the hook, or wrapped around a pellet or boilie. The powders can also be used as an addition to ground baits and stick mixes, as a coating for glugged baits or sprinkled directly onto such things as maggots to increase the attraction in the area. Finally, the phenomenally successful `squab' has had a makeover; previously available only in 10mm size, the line has been expanded to include 14 & 18mm baits. The pillow like shape makes them extremely difficult for wary fish to eject when hair rigged and they withstand the attention of nuisance fish very well. The new `Squabs' are available in all flavours across the Pallatrax range, so take a look at www. pallatrax.co.uk for more information. Next weekend (12/13th May) sees an exciting couple of days up at Ladybower Fisheries, as they host their open weekend and I'll be popping in to take a look and see what is current in the local fly angling scene. Owner David Smith has been in touch to invite me up, so after some discussions, we agreed to ask Gary Newman of Anglers Mail to attend for a session later in the month, and the resulting write up will be seen by thousands! I'm really looking forward to trying something out side of my `comfort zone', fly angling is something I would like to know more about to see how I can get it to fit in with my coarse angling. I know many anglers `fluff chuck' for pike and carp too, and I'd love to give it a go! Make the effort to get up to see what is going on, with demonstrations by start fly anglers and much more, it's sure to be a grand day out. More news at www. ladybowerfisheries.co.uk DONCASTER racing form by Timelord 35 Day Rate: Adults �4. Under 16s �3. Concessions �3. Season Rate. 12 Months pass �30 (subject to availability) Match & Corporate Days Available. To reserve a date please contact Shaun Bartlett Tel: 07731418262 Breakfast available from Parklands Clubhouse (minimum 12 people) Pond recently re-stocked with 300 Tench 6 - 12 inch to be followed shortly with 300 bream 6 - 10 inch Easy to find in the fantastic grounds of: PARKLANDS SOCIAL CLUB Wheatley Hall Road, Doncaster DN2 4LT The Chester May meeting takes place from Wednesday to Friday and is always a pointer to good horses that will most probably run well at big meetings later in the year. It is therefore worth taking an interest in what runs there so I have provided some suggestions for each day. The weekend sees further Classic trials take place in the shape of the Lingfield Oaks and Derby Trials while there is NH action from Haydock and some very tricky handicaps from Ascot. Saturday: Ascot: 2.20 John Doyle Buckhounds Stakes, Listed, 1m 4f: Luca Cumani's Ibicenco has some decent French form to his name and is a hopeful suggestion to land the spoils here. Times Up, Aiken, Berling and Diamond Twister would appear to be the main dangers to the selection. 2.50 Bovis Homes Fillies' Handicap, Class 2, 3yo+ 1m: This looks to be an ultra-competitive affair with plenty having decent chances. I have tried to narrow the field down to a handful for a shortlist, based purely on what they achieved last time out. This leaves me with, in order of preference: El Torbellino; Imaginary World; Free Verse; Chatterati; Moone's My Name; Rhythmic; and Certral. 3.25 Betfred Victoria Cup (Handicap), Class 2, 4yo+, 7f: As always this looks to be a veritable cavalry charge. Without knowing the draw bias (if any) and where the horses are drawn it becomes very much a "pin job". However I have again looked back to what they achieved last time out and have come up with a shortlist of: Bonnie Brae; Eton Forever; Brae Hill; Skilful; Norse Blues; Pastoral Player; Greensward; and Daular Dhar. Of the others Hawkeyethenoo, Smarty Socks, Advanced, Dimension, Lightning Cloud, Firebeam, Tariq Too, Benanndonner and Emilio Largo can all have a case made for them. Bonnie Brae can therefore be no more than a hopeful choice in a very difficult event. Haydock: 2.00 Pertemps Network Long Distance Handicap Hurdle, Class 2, 4yo+, 3m: Paul Nicholls' American Trilogy gets a narrow vote over Donald McCain's Tornado Bob in another very competitive race. However, lurking below in the possible runners, but needing another dozen above him to come out before getting a run, is Philip Hobbs' Allthekingshorses who could possibly give them both a fright if getting into the race. Of the others Cucumber Run, American Spin, Cantlow, Ringaroses and Russian War are all capable of getting involved at the finish. 3.40 Pertemps Network Handicap Hurdle (registered as the Swinton), Grade 3, Class1, 4yo+, 2m: This renewal looks to be right up to the mark in this most open of races, which is often run at what looks to me to be a breakneck pace. Only 20 of the 42 entries will get a run and the vote goes to Donald McCain's Red Merlin in a narrow verdict over Nicky Henderson's Higgy's Ragazzo and Evan Williams'Charm School � this one needs five to drop out to get a run. Lingfield: 2.10 Betfred Mobile Chartwell Fillies' Stakes, Group 3, Class 1, 3yo+, 7f: David Wachman's Experience is the selection in the hope that she makes the journey over from Ireland. If she fails to show up it could hand the prize to Boastful, who won last time out. Dreamwriter, Marvada, Appealing, Intense Pink, Dysphonia and Abishena make up the shortlist. 2.40 Betfred "The Bonus King" Oaks Trial Stakes, Listed, 3yo Fillies, 1m3f 106yds: Cape Safari gets a reasonably confident shout for this one. Alan Bailey's filly ran second last time out behind Easy Terms at Pontefract, but that race was run on heavy going in a decent time for the conditions and that run could just have put an edge on her in time for this. Aidan O'Brien is represented by Devotion, Twirl and Soon who may provide most opposition for the selection. Of the others Finity Run, Toptempo, Colima and Gifted Girl are all worthy of their places in the line-up. 3.10 Betfred Derby Trial Stakes, Group 3, 3yo Colts and Geldings, 1m 3f 106yds: Many of the top stables are represented here but I fancy a horse from a smaller outfit. Rae Guest's Ed De Gas is an unbeaten horse and although he only won a conditions stakes race at Catterick last time he did so in a pleasing manner, scoring by twelve lengths in a decent time for the ground conditions. He looks to be highly progressive and to be destined for better things. He gets the vote ahead of Cavaleiro, Goldoni, Call To Battle, Tower Rock and Main Sequence (this latter one is also unbeaten however and could provide most danger to the selection). Selection summary: Chester suggestions: Wednesday: 1.35 All Fur Coat 2.05 Cubanita 2.35 Shubaat 3.05 Tax Free Thursday: 1.35 Absinthe 2.05 Questioning 2.35 Mickdaam 3.05 Boris Grigoriev Friday: 1.35 Kyllachy Star 2.05 Bonfire 2.35 Sea Moon 3.05 Ballesteros Saturday: Ascot: 2.20 Ibicenco 2.50 El Torbellino 3.25 Bonnie Brae Haydock: 2.00 American Trilogy 3.40 Red Merlin Lingfield: 2.10 Experience 2.40 Cape Safari 3.10 Ed de Gas Good Luck! 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Whilst players and fans appealed for offside, GOW, from a position wide on the left, hit a first-time curler beyond the despairing dive of Simonsen. Next, Nardiello's shot from the left was deflected wide by the studs of Williamson, whilst United hit back with two efforts that were straight at Krysiak - Maguire's header from a corner and Williamson's left-footer. But further problems were to follow for the Blades when Beattie was sent off for the second time this season, his foul on Dunne adjudged to be a red card offence by referee Linington. Doyle was also booked for protesting as Beattie trudged down the tunnel. However, after recovering composure, the ten men levelled with the next chance, which arrived on 44 minutes. McDonald's crossfield pass paved the way and Lowton whipped in a cross from the right, which WILLIAMSON diverted past Krysiak. Before the break Exeter's Dunne and United's Simonsen were both booked as the referee took his card count to five, whilst soon after the interval Mr Linington was pointing back to the centre spot as the Blades took the lead. The first action of the second half saw United win a throw on the left, deep into Exeter's half, and from Taylor's delivery, the ball was fed back to McDONALD, who, from the edge of the box, saw his shot deflected beyond Krysiak's left hand. Not disappointingly as far as United were concerned, the goalmouth action somewhat curtailed with only Nardiello's shot being blocked by the head of Collins the only noteworthy chance. Exeter used all three of their substitutes, whilst Porter replacing Cresswell at the midway point was Wilson's first change. Maguire was the next to block from Nardiello, whilst United's next chance, on 78 minutes was a Collins header from a corner by Williamson - in the aftermath of Krysiak's save, he bowled out to a defender, which was cut out by McDonald, but the midfielder was unable to convert. Quinn and Hill replaced Flynn and Williamson in the final ten minutes and Exeter pressed for a leveller, with Simonsen forced to have two bites before collecting Noble's long-range effort. Three minutes of added time saw Porter strike the bottom of a Stevenage post after getting past Archibald-Henville and Duffy, before the Blades were denied victory with a goal with the last significant touch. A cross from the right was well met by Nardiello, who forced Simonsen into a fantastic save, but BENNETT was ideally placed to nod home the rebound. There was just time for the Blades to restart before the referee signalled the end of the regular season. 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The Blades hit back with goals from midfielders Lee Williamson and Kevin McDonald before Scot Bennett's last gasp goal denied United maximum points. A total of 1,577 Blades, many in fancy dress as is tradition on the final day, were in Exeter to see the game, whilst thousands more were at Bramall Lane to watch live pictures beamed back. Boss Wilson made three changes to the starting line-up at St James' Park, which included a new front line in the form of Beattie and Cresswell. Flynn also started, whilst O'Halloran, Porter and Quinn dropped to the bench. Despite the Blades supporters making plenty of noise, Exeter were the quickest out of the blocks. Noble fired over after good work from a throw-in, needlessly given away by the visiting defence, whilst on the break, after nine minutes, Nardiello's shot was deflected onto the roof of the net by Collins. 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The Owls went into the game knowing that a win would be enough to guarantee second tier football next term and did the necessary with a 2-0 win over Wycombe. Goals either side of half time from Michail Antonio and Nile Ranger settled a contest that the home side had largely bossed from the first minute. The game brings a conclusion to what has been a remarkable season for Wednesday and in particular, manager Dave Jones, who has steered his side to ten wins from his 12 games in charge. The stage was set for the Owls' biggest game of the season with over 37,000 Wednesdayites packed into Hillsborough occupying all four stands. The noise was deafening as the players emerged from the tunnel, with the crowd making a fantastic atmosphere in S6. When the game got underway, Louis Laing had to be alert to clear from a dangerous Antonio centre after five minutes before Miguel Llera made an important block from Stuart Beavon moments later. Antonio had made a good start to match, as he saw a smart strike from the edge of the area deflected out for a corner before Mark Beevers headed the resulting flag kick just over the crossbar. Wednesday were beginning to assert their authority on the game and Antonio darted into the area before pulling back for Jose Semedo, who blasted over the Leppings Lane goal. Then came a double chance for Llera who was denied twice by two outstanding saves from Wycombe keeper Nikki Bull. First Bull managed to tip Llera's strike from inside the box out for a corner before expertly guiding the ball over from the defender's headed attempt. Having bossed most of the opening 25 minutes, the breakthrough finally came for the Owls. Antonio managed to profit from a loose ball from 25 yards and used his electric pace to ghost past two defenders before applying the finish touch over Bull and into the net. That goal sparked joyous scenes at Hillsborough with all four stands bouncing in appreciation of what had been an encouraging opening to such a huge game. The Owls continued to ask the majority of the questions with little in reply from Wycombe. An offside flag then denied Ranger from doubling Wednesday's lead as the on-loan striker tapped home the rebound from an Antonio hit. Keith Treacy's strike flashed just wide of the target before the referee brought an end to the opening period. And Wednesday made the perfect start to the second half and went 2-0 ahead through Ranger. A superb delivery from Chris Lines right into the heart of the area picked out Ranger, who nodded home into the bottom corner - putting Wednesday well ahead in the race for automatic promotion. Gary Doherty then made a key block from Ranger, who would have almost certainly have doubled his own personal tally as Wycombe struggled to deal with the Owls' attacking talent. Matt Bloomfield saw a snaphot sail wide in a rare Wanderers attack before Laing came to the visitors' rescue at the other end, clearing Gary Madine's header off the line. As time ticked down, Llera almost added a third but was thwarted by another superb save from Bull. And when the referee blew the full time whistle, it was scenes of sheer joy at Hillsborough with the Owls' place in the Championship confirmed for the 2012-13 campaign. Owls: Bywater, Buxton, Batth, Llera, Beevers, Antonio, Semedo, Lines, Treacy (J Johnson 79), Madine, Ranger (Lowe 88) Unused substitutes: Weaver, R Jones, Prutton 38 Sheffield Wednesday News and Views 2011/12 JONES DELIGHTED AT PROMOTION GAFFERS REACTION www.swfc.co.uk Dave Jones has hailed the players, the chairman and the fans following the Owls' promotion to the Championship. Wednesday beat Wycombe 2-0 at Hillsborough to secure the second automatic slot to send a 38,000 strong crowd into delirium. And the success of Jones' impact will be etched in S6 history after nine wins and two draws guided the Owls over the line. He said: "This is the reward for everyone at this football club. The players have been magnificent, they have listened to everything we have told them and this is their time, it is their day. "They deserve it, they really do. "And those fans out there are just incredible. They were superb today, as they have been since I arrived here. "I have been at a few clubs in my time and believe me, those supporters are right up there with the best. "And I absolutely delighted for the chairman. He has put everything into this club and now he has his reward. "He's had some difficult decisions to make and he took some stick from a small section but he rode the storm. "This is his football club, it is now promoted and I couldn't be any happier for him. I have so much time for him." Performance-wise, Jones said all that mattered to him was the result after the Owls turned in a thoroughly professional performance at Hillsborough. He said: "The performance? I can't remember how we played! No, all that mattered was the result and we got it. "I won't single any player out because they have all been just magnificent. We will get them all back on Wednesday before I close the place down for the summer. "But I will sit down with the chairman and we will talk about next season. I am ambitious, he is ambitious and this club is ambitious. "There is no reason why we can't go all the way." 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