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oday I’m going to talk to you about my Uncle Arthur. Uncle Arthur is possibly the best kind of person you could ever meet. And there isn’t just one reason for this, simply because Uncle Arthur is, in my opinion, the best ‘all round’ kind of guy there is. “But what makes him such a great guy?” you may ask. You see, Uncle Arthur is a good looking (if balding) man in his early thirties. He enjoys a brisk walk every morning at 6.30 to get his day started, after which he enjoys a cup of decaffeinated coffee. Uncle Arthur then has his 4 minute shower, puts on his well-fitted grey suit and dabs on just the right amount of aftershave. He then drives off in his Polo to his well paid job as an accountant with a reputable accountancy firm, where he enters the car park with just
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Michael Gauci takes a good look at the 2010 volkswagen polo
enough time to get to his office while greeting everyone on the way. And so Uncle Arthur is a smart, well-dressed, middle aged man who is always on time and makes good conversation at parties. He’s somewhat sporty and loves watching a good game of football with his friends, who presumably would trust him with their children’s lives. He’s obviously also great with money, and so you can never go wrong with him.