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Valley Medical Building The valley medical building on the December 16th we locked eyes and smiled at each other, but work was in the way of me saying hi. You: blonde, FedEx driver, with a beautiful smile. Me: pruning shrubs out front, the one with glasses and beard. Maybe we can talk without work in our way. Email me ckarst14@gmail.com
tattered tights — that’s how hard I fell for you, Cat Man. If you think our mutual love of cats could grow to include each other, meet me and Mr. Whiskers across the street from the yellow house with cat beds all over the porch. I love the stories of missed connections that could have been amazing. The people who are bordering stalkers (it’s a fine line). Those people who pay it forward! and the people who have nothing better to do than make up a fake I saw you ad just to get your attention. If you have any amazing stories from the I SAW YOU section, send them to ChrisB@inlander.com because we are going to be doing a story about them. Thanks!
heart do flips. I love the life we are building together; even the not so good days, lets keep it rollin! I love you! Dottie Moo
the second I look at you or hear your voice the rest of the world goes quiet and sort of disappears. Do you remember when we went up to Rimrock and I told you that was my heaven? Well loving you has changed my mind about heaven, heaven is every moment I have spent in your arms, its every time I see you and my son playing together, every kiss, every touch, every seemingly mundane moment when you take my breath away and you don’t even realize it. Regardless of where we are or what we are doing I fall in love with you in all the small nameless moments. You are the glue that holds all the desperately broken pieces of my soul together and what’s more, from time to time you make me forget I was ever broken at all. I promise you there will be days that I fail you, days that I don’t let you know how much you mean to me and for those days I’m sorry but please know in your heart that our family is my everything. So for Christmas this year all I really want is for you to know in the deepest part of your soul that I love you in the truest way and I am utterly devoted to making sure each and every day for the rest of my life that you know how amazing you are and how much you mean to me. I look forward to building our life together, I love you my friend.
Twigs I saw you at Twigs in the Valley on a Saturday night. Our eyes met over the seats between the dining area and the bar. You were the girl with the nice saltpepper hair and easy smile. You had those delicious, brown doe eyes that just invited me in. You sported that warm, come-hither look that just melted me. Not only am I smart but I am funny, too. Interested? truthman2010@live. com Put a non-identifying email
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address in your message, like Whitworth Wednesday, December 11th, I was driving around on “petals327@yahoo.com” — not campus at Whitworth, lost. I “j.smith@comcast.net.” randomly stopped, rolled my window down, and asked you for directions to a specific hall. You, young man with dark hair, helped me by giving me directions. I want to say thank you again! Not only for helping me, but with how nice you were. I figure you being in college, you might actually read this. Pizza girl says thank you.
Miss Matching Gorgeous Winco, really? It had to be there I guess. Well my soul exploded, and nearly escaped my body when I looked at you. You were dressed well and warm. Those hot stretchy pants with furry boots and a furry jacket, matching your furry hat. Thick black framed glasses. You are so beautiful. At the end, I looked for a ring on your hand but couldn’t remember what hand to look at, the one I did get a glance at had no ring. You had a 5 month old perhaps? I am the 6’ guy with the elderly lady. Don’t worry, we are not a thing. I had thick black glasses on as well and long hair. My facial hair sucked, given that I have been staying the night at her house lately. I do have my own place.
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Cheers Cheap Shots A giant round of applause to Dave Daley at Daley’s Cheap Shots on Trent Ave. for hosting the best in live, local music! No matter the time of year, Dave hosts world class, local musicians for his patrons’ enjoyment. I’ve never heard better blues music than on Sunday nights at Daley’s Cheap Shots. Ever. Been to Chicago, Memphis, New Orleans. Dave lets these guys and gals do what they do, best. Dance, drink, and dine to the once best-keptsecret in the musical universe. If you can play, or not, come and see the Sunday show, or jump on in and jam. You’ll wonder where you’ve been before landing there. To you and your staff, Dave. “Way to go !!” Gary You are without a doubt my dream come true, you came sweeping into my life like a welcome breeze on a hot summer day and my life will never be the same. I love all that you are, your complications, your pains, your secrets, your longings, your dreams, your past, I love you completely; without exemptions. I always say you are my sunshine but in reality you more represent my moon in the fact that even in my darkest hour, you light up my world. I love being the one you come home too, the one who gets to fall asleep and wake up to you. Thank you for being so good to me baby, for holding me together when I want to fall apart. You are so strong and brave to be with someone who has as many health problems as I do. Your love is steady and strong and I am constantly in awe of you, you take my breath away and make my
Merry Christmas Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to the kind lady behind me in line at Olde World Christmas this past Monday. I admired the adorable garden tool ornament that you were purchasing. I inquired which bin you found it in and went over to hunt for it while my husband stood in line to pay. I returned to the counter to pay, after failing to locate one, and you generously offered to let me purchase yours! That was very kind and totally made my day! Thank you and I will think of you each Christmas as I place it on our tree. Thank You! On my way home, after having a horrible day, I stopped at the Exxon on Division and 2nd to get a Red Bull for finals week and gas. Not only was my card declined, but I couldn’t find my other card. You so nicely paid for me without hesitation. Thank you so much, you have no idea how much it meant. I wish I could return the good deed! Indian Trail Yokes Employees I was in a conversation with another fellow employee when you tossed a tangerine at him and then gave one to me as well. I was so shocked I couldn’t even get the words “thank you” to come out of my mouth as you were walking away! So, thank you! To the nice gentleman that works in... produce? Christmas Cheer Our first Christmas as a married couple and it feels better than I ever could have imagined. I love every moment spent with you. No matter how stressed, negative or down things may get I know I’m a blessed man as long as I have you in my life. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to the love of my life. Many more years of wedded bliss to come! jj
Jeers Low Life Scumbag Jeers to the low life scumbag that stole our niece’s last piece of cake. I hope you feel good stealing cake from a 16 year old with brain cancer. May the cake lodge in your throat until you die you worthless bastard !!! To the thirty-something couple, who, while waiting in line to see Santa with their young daughter at River Park Square, actually produced a small child’s toilet from under their stroller, proceeded to pull their daughter’s pants down right there in line and let her use
I Love You Loving you is an orgasm of the soul, a truth I have searched for with all I was making my daily my heart. I have this neighborhood round to feed, glorious moment pet and socialize the homeless every day when I (and otherwise neglected by my realize how much incompetent neighbors) cats and we mean to each kittens, and lo and behold, there other and it takes you were. You bent down to pet Submit your Cheers at my breath away. Mr. Whiskers, the orange tabby inlander.com /sweet I believe that that lives across the street, and when two people my heart skipped a beat. Was that are meant to be and be entered to win: a tuft of cat fur on your sleeve? together, the rest of Did I really see you pull a bag of the world just kinda cat treats from your pocket and Courtesy of disappears for them, I offer Mr. Whiskers a handful? In feel that when I am with the moment I was so mesmerized you. All day long I have I didn’t even notice the hungry, a million things running mewing kittens climbing up my Winners drawn bi-weekly at random. through my mind and the Must be 18 or older to enter. legs, scratching through my clawworld is noisy and loud but “I Saw You” is for adults 18 or older. The Inlander reserves the right to edit or reject any advertisement at any time at its sole discretion and assumes no responsibility for the content.
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