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Tennis At Walmart I was the tall guy in the white shirt and work pants and you were the slim attractive lady with your friend getting tennis balls. I didn’t get a chance to ask you if you play much. Play sometime perhaps?
(afternoon) We made eye contact both times. Do you remember me? I’d like to know your name, and get to know you better. Reply in next week’s Inlander (I Saw You) and describe what I was wearing both times we saw each other.
Oak Terrace Condos May 13. Walking my Yorkie, Oliver. I tried to snap a pic of him and was embarrassed when you noticed what I was doing. You: cute boy having a beer enjoying the weather. Me: cute girl walking my dog as an excuse to have a glass of wine. Let’s have a drink together sometime soon. From your neighbor.
Thanks You Two! To the young couple on Monday, May 12th @ 7 am, who helped me push my car off of busy Hamilton into a parking lot at Illinois and Hamilton, when my clutch failed me (BROKE!) and every car sped past me in haste so they could get to work on time. I’m an older person who doesn’t have the strength that I used to, and had I been younger, who could have possibly gotten my car, by myself, out of the way of the big fellows, in their big trucks, who honked at me to to move faster, instead of stopping for just a moment to help me! Enough of that.. sorry for a slip of the “jeers”! All in all, I didn’t get to properly thank the young man and women who DID take time to help me when they had to rush to catch their bus! THANK YOU over and over again, because of your kindness, only good things will come your way!!! Blessings! Mrs. A
like I have never experienced; a passion that courses through my veins and brings me to life. You are the best father I have ever seen, he loves you so much, you are the puzzle piece that completes our life, Thank you my love. Happy anniversary, the first of many to come. XOXO Dottie Moo
Know that. ...And Know that on those dark and windy nights, when you hear a screeching cat in the distance and you feel a deep chill within your bones....THAT’S ME! I’m that screeching cat. Probably withering away under some overpass holding a bottle of Boones Farm asking, “why does everything I love leave me?!?!?!”. WHYYYYYYYYY?!?! Okay, bye.
Tiger On The Loose In The Valley I just finished pulling out of the DQ on Pines after ordering 2 large Oreo blizzards when our eyes locked from afar. Your beautiful blonde highlights glisten in the wind down to your super-hot tan with brown delicious eyes staring right at me! You made my heart skip a beat as I attempt to keep my cool holding 2 Oreo Blizzards while driving. Until next time my Tiger purr on… Manito Park May 13th. Manito Park 8pm-ish. HOLLY with Colorado plates: We were on the “same trajectory” in Manito Park as we walked near each other from the Lilac Gardens to the parking lot at the Duck Pond. We nervously spoke as you got into your Prius. Clearly, we were both enjoying the moment, albeit awkward! I should have invited you out for a drink right there on the spot…but a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask… As I walked home asking myself, “why didn’t I just ask her...?” Single? Let’s mingle. Lostpanda0925@gmail.com Coworkers We worked together last weekend. 24 hours of bliss. I watched you sleeping in the car. Your hair up. You smell so good. I just want to eat you up. I wanted to pounce on you. Naw... I kid... But seriously, like a cheetah. I know you felt the same for me. I caught you staring deep into my eyes. We talked about boyfriend underwear. You opened my mind to so many things. I can’t wait to work with you again. aMr Walking Around I saw you twice on Friday. Once in the morning, and once in the afternoon. You, long blond hair and wearing a black top and cool looking skirt. You were walking by Puff and Glass. (morning) and in Riverfront Park
Cheers
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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” Me Too The other day I had someone comment on how remarkable my transformation over the last few years has been and all I could do was smile. Falling in love with you has completely changed my life. You brought the most wonderful kind of music to my heart and you lit the world as I knew it on fire. No matter what, you will always be with me. Thank you for the gift of a whole new world! Happy Anniversary Dot It has been an amazing year my darling, filled with its fair share of ups and downs, but through it all you and I have stuck together. You have been my rock and I have been your soft place to land. We loved and stood by each other when we were kind and even when we were not so kind, there has never been a moment when I did not want you completely, I love you in all your forms; now and forever. There is a fire that burns down deep in my soul for you
Mizuna Owner Wow is all I can say! On the night of the parade I was part of a large group of people who were all in town for a Gonzaga lecture and this is where they decided to have reservations for dinner. I was one of the only Spokane locals and boy was I proud that this restaurant was in my city! Everybody else came from all over the world. Mexico, Canada, New York, Las Vegas, Georgia, and many other places. To have Mizuna be the face of Spokane for them was amazing. The waitstaff were perfect. Very friendly but, you know, not annoyingly so like other places. They constantly came and refilled waters like ten times. Very attentive and nice. And my group was very pleased with their food, as was I. Extremely delicious! The best part though was that there was a mixup with appetizers. I don’t really know what happened but Mizuna thought we had preordered them but I guess we hadn’t. Well the owner let us have like ten plates of appetizers free because of the miscommunication! This gets my vote for best restaurant in Spokane. Thank you Mizuna Owner!
I Feel Good “My heart has stretch marks all over it because your radiant energy and free-spirited good will has graced my life and filled my heart will so much joy that it grew. I thought you were on drugs or just plain nuts at first; but then I tried to be more like you, and I saw the good. I feel good. Thanks, Kate. Hello Batman Thinking about you today. Often wonder what you are doing at any particular moment. Dream of the day when I will know where you are and what you are doing at any time but I sometimes get skeptical whether that day will ever come. Catwoman has a hold on you I don’t quite understand. Only you have the wherewithal to get away from her claws. I love you. Batgirl
Jeers Texters Last time I checked, “Please silence your mobile devices” before a performance begins, doesn’t translate to “Unless you want to text your friends/family during the performance.” My husband and I had the great misfortune of sitting right next to one of these winners. Lights are down, people on stage are acting and singing, and the most important person in the room (texting girl) is busy with her phone on, reading, replying, etc.
Fare Thee Well, Luva’s... My two ladies are leaving me, one for a more lucrative job, one for a boy (I was like, EW!). Who will I I have super-dance-party-5000 with? Who will help me overthrow the kitchen and have 80’s night? Who will I get “kaylered” with? Will I be forced into sobriety? Will I wither into a version of Christian Bale’s “The Machinest”? Will I suddenly be allergic to gluten? I have so many questions! I’m cold, alone and afraid of my own warmth. Jane A. is this week’s winner of the On the “Say it Sweet” promotion! o n e Send in your CHEERS so you too can and only be entered to win 1 dozen serious note, I miss you “Cheers” cupcakes at ladies already. Celebrations Sweet I’m as excited and Boutique. happy for you as I am Valid for 30 days. jealous. The dynamic Call to Redeem 509-327-3471 at work, although or 509-315-5973 obviously never bad, will be completely different.
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